Editing a story and i forgot to put the fricking adjective in there holy frick,
Although, he will admit, she does have skin, that’s a definite plus,
Having skin is a definite plus,

2020, me still processing 2018,
Three months til 2020 i can’t believe i’m alive for this,
You guys have processed 2012 to 2017,

My favorite thing about okay boomer is that, instead of arguing, the youth unconsciously and collectively decided to literally just verbally wave boomers off and treat them like children who won’t shut up and i think that’s beautiful,
It’s great to see kids realize that nothing upsets boomers like dismissing them they way they dismiss anyone younger than themselves,

Next year’s 2020, not terrible,
This decade ends in 2 months, bad,
1980 was nearly 40 years ago, somehow the worst thing i’ve ever read,

Why are colds like,
One nostril, i’m cool,
Other nostril, they have taken the bridge and the second hall, we have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long, the groud shakes, drums, drums in the deep, we cannot get out, a shadow lurks in the dark, we can not get out, they are coming,

Jellyfish apocalypse not coming,
Disappointing,
Aww,

Massive crack in antarctica ice shelf spanning 11 miles,
That dang squirrel,
I hate that i don’t even have to think to get this reference i just automatically know,

Look at what i saw today,
Kermit frog, 85 p,
A small price to pay for kermit frog,

Achilles and patroclus,
One hundred years of homosexuality,
Scholars,
Heroes and their pals,

If i saw a ring of mushrooms i would simply hop in it and chug the first beverage i see,
R i p to people who don’t want to be wed to the fairy queen but i’m different,

How does the senate vote,
Frick the poor,
I wish this would stop being relevant,

Opening up animal crossing after not playing forever like,
Fear,

Anime producers when deciding where all the budget should go,
1, the tits,

U s things that i only know from the internet/t v and that i won’t believe until i’ve seen them with my own two eyes,
Girl scouts selling cookies,
Garbage disposals,
Regular school assemblies,
P s a’s,
Coupons,
Can’t believe i forgot,
Cheerleaders,
Serious school sports teams,
Spirit week, still not convinced this isn’t a myth,
I can’t believe, in an industry rip with falsehoods, you managed to list everything that actually exists,

Me, throws fish food in the pond,
The koi fish,
Niceee,
Enter the dragon,

Once the food is give it to you if a seagull take it from you will be no refunds, the seagulls don’t work for us sorry for the inconvenience,
Sensible business policy,

Fishing is dope you just lie to animals,
Dang i’m hungry time to go emotionally manipulate some fish,

Me, time for sleepy,
My garbage body, hot hot hot no cold no hot bad bad, throw up, no, hungry, no remember that mistake you made at work, internalize it, never forget, back hurt yes headache, yes hot yes roll over r-ra ra rasputin, russia’s greatest love machi-,

Surely this can’t be real,

The original pic of this was of him holding a bleach bottle and i said hmm, that’s not safe for ducky to drink so i put a nice tasty baja blast instead,
This is really good i love donald duck and i love baja blast so basically great post,

I see a society yet no healthcare,
With no safety net, no health care, no help, what’s to stop a guy from goin off the rails,

I miss my wife tails,
I miss my wife, tails,

Arizona, you can fry an egg on our sidewalks in the summer,
Wisconsin, that’s cute,

Bulbasaur went from the grumpiest pokemon to the happiest cabbage frog,
Be like bulbasaur in your tough times,

Magic is real you fools it happens when you make your friends smile,

Go cry, emo kid,
I went looking for stuff on myspace and came across a emo hate page and this was the only thing they had posted,

Me, i’m going to clean my room, i’m going to take a shower, i will wake up early and take care of myself,
Brain, you know what’s fun, rotting,

Lately there have been too many days like in a row,

Inconspicuous notes about coworkers’ blood types gathered for reference,
Definitely not a menu,
Got a very important pen to go with my new notebook,

As a child of divorce few things are as funny to me as the concept of alimony like you have to pay your ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband,
Just got my cringe money from my fail husband,

Shake stylus at god,
Art mood,

Why is he so sad what has been done to him,

Me, dies,
17th century lady ghost in my room that i can suddenly see now, oh hey,
Me, a ghost, aw frick,
Her, yeah,
Me, so it’s ghosts, it’s ghosts,
Her, yeah it’s ghosts,
Me, is there a heaven i can reach or,
Her, it’s just ghosts,

Doctor told me to stop drinking mercury again lads,
Sue for malpractice and misinformation,
Can’t my brain lost the ability to form complex thoughts and arguments for some reason,

You have polio,
Jealous,

I hit a pothole, a michigan pothole so basically a sinkhole, today and my check engine light came on, i don’t have one of those computer plugins to reset the light and i knew it was just a sensor that got knocked so i was just like, well let’s see if this works, and on the way home i swerved and hit the pothole again and the check engine light turned off,
Welcome to pure michigan,

Eurasian eagle owl chicks,
The laundry is alive and it is angry,

The okay boomer meme hurts gen z more than the older generation it’s aimed at,
Okay boomer,

The fact that phones don’t have little charm loops in them anymore only goes to show that humanity as we know it is on the decline,

Ricky williams blames pot for his failed drug tests,
I got high and forgot i wasn’t supposed to get high,
This quote will do down in history,

I have no mother, i have no father, i just appeared,
So, you spawned,
Huh, a fellow gamer, not many of us left,

List of moths,
From wikipedia, the free encyclopedia,
Large and dramatic moth species,
Moths that are of economic significance,
Other notable moths,
Thanks wikipedia,

The best pranks are the super harmless ones,
Like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in every picture in their house,
Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principal for 3 hours,
Confuse, don’t abuse,
My new motto,

Why would donuts care about your journey, look at them, they’re heartless, literally heartless,
Am i having a stroke or is this the most incomprehensible ad in the world,

Imagine being stabbed to death with this,
What a way to go,
Killer, you could say they, croaked,

The rain of your insults does not reach the umbrella of my indifference,

That straight up is exactly what i expected corvid art to look like t b h,
This is the most goth crap i’ve ever seen,

New cat features,
1, dexterous little hands to better commit atrocities against god,
At last,

I asked my manager to write me a letter of recommendation for national honors society and he handed me this,
For jen 2019,
Jen works good and talks good with customers, we like jen, give jen honors society because jen works good and is a good worker,
Alex boss,
I got accepted into n h s,

Look at that snatched waist and sock bun,
She’d do numbers on instagram,
This website was a mistake,

If womb is pronounced woom, and tomb is pronounced toom, shouldn’t bomb be pronounced boom,
Is,
Is that a pun,

Beautiful native american fire opal blade,
Kill me with this,
As my vision fades,
I whisper,
Aesthetic,

Rise and grind kings let’s get this head,
Me before starting my day as a guillotine operator,

Today is copernicus’s 541th birthday, you may remember copernicus as the man who said, hey what if the earth went around the sun,
To which the catholic church replied, hey what if we set you on fire,
History brought to you by tumblr,

Mood, the face chris evans makes when his picture is being taken at a red carpet event,

We didn’t have these what dimension is this from,

If you’re up really late studying for finals, try swapping your contact solution with coffee for a quick pick-me-up,
Denny’s you’re taking a serious risk here don’t forget people actually tried drilling holes in their iphones to get the headphone jack back,

If you ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this,
Do not say i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns,
While this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s also the name of a species of wasp for some reason,
The genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps,
This is an oddly specific post are you okay,

There are two types of pet owners,
1, my baby, my fricking cinammon apple,
2, naughty boy, ugly, stinky bastard man,
Bold of you to assume this is not the same person,