On this episode of PRAWN SRARS.

Helloooo --

On this episoda SODA STARS.

What do we got here?

Sess sess saaaassss saddleass byyyy Kevin Costner in Dances With Wolves and Dances with Kevin Costner in Dances With Saddles in Dances With Sooools.

This saddle is from Dances with Swolves, it could be worth money. I mean... money money.

Soss.

That's not my... tattoo set. That's not my... tattoo set.

Yaddeh yaddeh.

You got what you need to start. You got yourareareyour uh, liners, shaders, lineders, twenty different colours of shaders.

Maam, this guy wants to tattoo your chum.

You don't wanna messussssssss.

Chum! Your face.

Lawl.

Circlin' circlin' circlin'.

I have a cs188 rifle. This is a siiiiick American rifle. The naan that won the nuun waaw. Sssssssss.

[GUNSHOT NOISE] And that's why we always check to see if they're loaded! Woah!

I'm Garrison, and THIS is my ponch --

And THIS is my poncho (oh my) --

And THIS is my pawn shop.

I work here.

Jaaj.

I work here with Rick Harrison, and my son, Rick Harrison.

Everything here has a story. And a price. And a pawn. And an old man.

[YTPMV of Funky Town by Lipps Inc.]

I work here with my old maam, and my suss, big saaasss.

One thing I've learned after one year, yananee, you never know everything.

WHAT?

[YTPMV of one of the Pawn Stars background songs]

WHAT?

Soowowas.

Saaaalad, byyy... Kovin Cestner in Dances With Dancers.

UURHH...

It's gotta be a lot of Kevin Costner's hind end.

Hhhhhh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh hhhhhhhhh... huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh...

I'm goin' into the pawn shop today, I'm gonna try and sell m'pawn shop today.

So howjejojahhaajhaajahaaja.

I bought it at an auction. From a big auction fan, so...

UHHHHHHHH... do you got any paperwork sayin' it's from the movie?

Well, I bought it at an auction.

Alright.

The people at the auction house assured me than this was an auction.

The problem is, I don't see any saddle. I mean, this is the saddle.

Earlierer. Earlier today, a guy came in with a classic American rifle. I mean, the guy came in with a saddle. BIH-BIG money. So I called in my BIG MONEY Mark.

My name is Mark. I'm an expert in Western Ailialia. What I love about Western Ailialia is the VULTURE.

Well it's definitely a saddle.

Okay. Thanks for comin' in, Mark, really appreciate it.

Nice to meet you. Good luck.

Riiiight.

Weeeeell. Naan. I let it go for fifty.

How 'bout fifty bucks?

I mean I'm sure it is still a saddle, even though we couldn't get that verified. Can you go four?

Haaaaa...ahhh... hah, I'll go fifty bucks, that's the most I'm gonna make.

Well, you got a deal. 300 dollars.

WHAT?

I bought Kevin Costner's butt at an auction.

My wife's gonna be really disappointed when she finds Kevin Costner's hind end.

[Pawn Stars background music, but slowly speeding up]

What do we got here?

(Quietly) Hhhhh... sicks...

(Quietly) Chhthfu...

Hah, Looks like a Daisy Red Rider, don't it?

Whdonchtku...

[Sound of gun being loaded many, many times]

My father-in-law used to threaten me when I started dating his daughter, and I told him the first thing I was going to do is sell her, aaaa-- annonnaan.

Do you know much about it?

No.

Heeeehh... sssHHhhhh... hehhh shhHhh.

He said it was uh, made in 1886.

'kay, actually, that's the mom, that's made in eighteen made in eighteen made in eighteen made in AT-AT.

Weeew.

They're peeing rifles and they made a HUUUHH. That's why they were called the GUN. They were called "That One Gun".

Basically, this wasn't a muzzle loader, where you had to put a ball -- your powder in your ball and your powder in your ball, you're ballin', put your powder in your ball, put a powder in your ball, put a --

[YTPMV of the same background song as earlier, but with lyrics]
-- powder in your ball
Put the powder in your ball
WHAT?

And this thing is gay... just, everything about it.

Do I want this gun? YESH.

I mean it's a nice gun I mean it's a nice gun I mean it's a nice gun I mean it's a nice gun I mean --

Thwptwhp.

How much do you think it's worth?

I'll give you a couple dollars for it.

Okay! Sounds good to me!

This gun is the real deal. Now all I have to do is test it.

[GUNSHOT NOISE]

Weeeewwwwgaaaaaaeeeeere.

Luk-das-naw-mah-tattoo-set.

Chuuuuuuum.

Suh.

Skkkk-taaaaa-seeeeeh.

You don't wanna mess up this circle of beauty. Eeeuuuueee.

I wanted to be a tattoo, but then uh, something.

So what is this?

You got your uh, liners to line, and then uh, you got the shader to -- to shade.

So what is this?

The... power sorss. Staaaand stainless steel.

So what is this?

Everybody knows I'm into tattoos around here, I mean I got no brain.

I'd like to sell it.

No.

What d'you say, big sus, if he draws a portrait of sus givin' him an extra fiiifty?

That was guug.

Think you can draw a portrait of suuss?

Yeah, I can do that.

Let's see what you got.

Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh hUH HUH HUH HUH HUH.

Hey Rick, where in the *BEEP*'s Corey?

I dunno man, I was, euh...

Chum, where's Corey?

[Chum, in Rick's voice] Uh, I have no idea.

Puup.