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ORPHANAGE JOURNALS

Near the furnace in the orphanage, there's a thermostat. Set it to 50. Wait for the furnace to stop burning. Get into the furnace, and go down. Afterwards, go southeast twice and search. You should find a hidden door to the east. Inside this storage cave, get a robe from the crate and wear it. Now, the cultists shouldn't attack you since you are *one of them*. Go w se e e e e e n, and get the photo from the footlocker. Now, north, east and south of the altar should be some calendars. Set the north one to 6, east one to 5, and south one to 6. Now, go back into the altar and jump down. West, south south, down, and swim east to the shoreline. From there, get back to the orphanage and give sister agnes the photo. By now, you should have gotten the journals for cave complex, shoggoth tunnels and agnes' secret. Also, get a TV and drop it in the upstairs TV space to get Father Flannigan.
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APOTHEOSIS

Get to vault 13 from the wasteland south of crater rim. Go north from the entrance, and search. Go up, sw, nw, search. West, down, search. Go down again. Tell the black box anything, then go all the way back to Juicer camp, and into the Trash Hut to meet J'Taryn, who will congratulate you and give you some papers.
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REDNECK NUKER

Get to glowstiller, the entrance of which is southeast of Maas Neotek. Find the messy mobile home (It should have a symbol of ==) and go all the way west of it. Search, and follow the path alllllll the way to grandpappy. He will attack you, so inspect the bomb as soon as possible, and then just let him kill you. You'll get the achievement when all of crater rim has been dissolved into a gooey mush.
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MOONSHINER

Get someone to kill a redneck or kill one yourself, and get their moonshine to give to Care Dog.
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BELLY OF THE BEAST

Get musk or something and run all the way to the top of the four-armed zombe. You can also get someone to just accompany you, or, if you're feeling lucky, go naked and fight pacifist.
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EDITH'S DOLLY

Get to the country road, west of chemical plant, which is west of slagtown. Get into the house and ask Edith about her dolly. Apparently her pedophilic father took it away and you must get it back~ From Edith, go south.Get the slide from the case. Go back to Edith, and go up. Go south, and get the cloth from the box. Go north, and up again, and clean the mirror with the cloth, then look at it. Go down, and east. Put the slide in the projector and shine it on the north wall, then look at it. Go west, then north-east. Look at the poster. Go back to Edith, then north, west, south. Go down, and turn the jar in the shelf. Look at the shelf. Go back up, and say the SEKKRIT WORDS: Good Girls Don't Die. The southern door will open. Get in, and get the dolly from the desk. Dad will appear and assrape you. Try to escape, but also throw the doll to the north so that even if you die, you can come back to get it. Get to Edith and give her the doll, and she'll give you xp and a gun (WHAT) as your reward.
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LIBERATOR

I'm just going to modify what's on the helljunk wiki, because I'm a lazy fuck. Short version: Find the hideout entrance (campfire circle) near the northeastern climbs at botany, say <password> (ask Vance about 108, then muscle, etc. Ask Thi about muscle, grog, get him a grog, then pay him 5000 and ask where the password is, then talk to Bae Su-Mi about her sister) at the hideout, unlock Bae Su-Yeon's cell door with the code 61 22 42 and take her back to Bae Su-Mi
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BABY BACK RIBS

For baby back ribs pt 1, give a babymomma in gangland or Propecia some food, then fuck her till they squeal that something's kicking inside them. Wait for a monster baby to pop out. Bring it to Carlos in JW in Freedom City, and let him kill it or just kill it yourself, to allow him to make you some delicious baby back ribs. For baby back ribs pt 2, give the ribs to Alfred Packer, who walks between Mountain Pass and Country Road.