Jump 384: Teen Titans

Jump #384: Teen Titans
>Eight of Pentacles (Prudence), reversed: Making the same mistake repeatedly.
In other words, stop joining teams. Except I really don't want to.
>Age: 13
Wait, no, I don't want to go through puberty AGAIN. Puberty's bad, puberty in spandex is NO GOOD.
>Location: Jump City
Because fuck it why not.
>Identity: Mystery
"It's not a mystery, I just fell into a Lazarus pit and got de-aged." "That is literally not even how that works."
>Aerokinesis (900, Mystery)
>Geokinesis (800, Mystery)
>Hydrokinesis (700, Mystery)
By your powers combined, I am the Avatar! --wait, I've gotten my sources mixed up.
>Mental Gateway (400)
"Hey Raven, you know how you can never read my mind?" "Yeah?" "Here, you can just go in there." "It... looks dirty." "When you've have a hundred thousand years to collect grime, THEN you can throw stones."
>Companion Import (0)
Might as well bring them along for the fun!

So. For the hell of it, I've joined the Titans. Honestly most of what I did involved sidelining some of the more stupid plots because while I had powers, I basically didn't use them, unless I REALLY needed to use them, in favor of common sense.

For example: "Hey, Terra, it turns out that Slade's a giant dick and these guys will protect you from him."

Or, "Hey, Raven, I hear you've had a bad day, have some pizza with your favorite toppings."

Or, "Hey, Starfire, here's the world's largest chocolate sundae, I bet you can't eat it all."

Or, "Hey, Beast Boy, here's the world's largest chocolate sundae, I bet you can't eat it all."

Or, "Hey, Cyborg, here's the world's largest chocolate sundae, I bet you can't eat it all."

Or, "Hey, Robin, let's watch those three, this is going to be absolutely hilarious."

Or, "Hey, Slade, I noticed you were trying to take over the world with Trigon and then you walked into the portal that lets people into my mind and you honestly thought you could somehow control it with that, but I'm more eldritch than Trigon and I'll cut you a better deal if you stop being a dick, what do you say? Also you should totally bring Rose around, she'd probably have a ball playing with the Titans."

You know. Common sense things, right?