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- Now, this is exactly the type of
- performance you would expect to see
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- at the international Championship
- of Collegiate A Cappella.
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- Am I right, Gail?
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- John, you're so right,
- everything else seems wrong.
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- Boy, these Barden University
- Treblemakers always thrill the judges.
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- And the ladies in the room
- cannot get enough.
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- So true, John.
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- Nothing makes a woman feel more like a
- girl than a man who sings like a boy.
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- Chloe, look at you. You're a mess.
- You're unfocused. You're unreliable.
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- And your breath smells
- like egg. Like, all the time.
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- I can't believe the Bellas are being passed
- on to you two slut bags after we graduate.
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- Just don't eff up your solo.
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- I won't disappoint you.
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- My dad always says,
- "if you're not here to win,"
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- "get the hell out of Kuwait."
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- Has your dad ever
- told you to shut up?
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- I'm fine.
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- Ouch! Boy, that hurt.
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- Sexy man-splits.
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- His pain is our gain, Gail.
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- All right, good luck, guys!
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- Good luck out there!
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- Seriously, you girls are
- awesome... ly horrible.
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- I hate you. Kill yourselves. Girl power!
- Sisters before misters!
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- All right, ladies, it's
- now or never. Hands in!
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- One, two...
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- Up now, the Barden Bellas!
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- Well, the Bellas
- tonight are making history
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- as the first ever all-female group
- to advance to the ICCA finals.
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- That's right, John. Now, why
- do you think it's taken so long
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- for an all-lady group to break through
- that a cappella glass ceiling?
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- 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:16,779
- Well, Gail, the women, typically,
- cannot hit the low notes,
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- which really round out an
- arrangement, thrill the judges,
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- and that can really hurt
- them in competition.
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- Women are about as good at a cappella
- as they are at being doctors.
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- One, two, three, four.
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- Is it me or did we just take a
- left turn into Snoozeville?
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- Yeah, and we parked in a lot
- where they do not validate.
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- No! Holy...
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- This is a surprise!
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- This has never happened! Now, this
- is how you bring some excitement
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- to the international Championship
- of Collegiate A Cappella.
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- She had a week's worth
- of lunch and lost it.
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- Well, she didn't lose it.
- We know exactly where it is.
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- It's all over the third row.
- No, no...
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- I got it. Thanks.
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- Hi there! Welcome to Barden
- University. What dorm?
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- Baker Hall, I think.
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- Okay. So, what you're gonna do is
- you're gonna go down this way,
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- you're gonna take a right and you
- go through those double doors...
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- Your campus map.
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- And your official
- BU rape whistle.
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- Don't blow it unless
- it's actually happening.
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- Hey.
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- You must be Kimmy Jin.
- I'm Beca.
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- No English?
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- Yes English?
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- Just tell me where
- you're at with English.
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- There he is. I'm Benji.
- You must be Jesse.
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- And you must be kidding. Wow!
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- Looking at it now, I can
- see that it's a bit much.
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- I can take it down.
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- No, no way. I mean, it took a
- second for my eyes to adjust,
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- but I can roll with this.
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- Look, just so you know,
- I'm not a total nerd.
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- I also happen to be super
- into close-up magic.
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- Dude, that's awesome!
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- How long was that
- little guy in there?
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- Several days.
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- Hey, this is campus police.
- Hide your wine coolers.
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- Just... it's your old
- man making a funny.
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- Chris Rock, everybody.
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- Hey, you must be
- Beca's roommate.
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- I'm Dr. Mitchell, Beca's dad.
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- I teach Comparative
- Literature here.
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- So, when did you get here?
- How did you get here?
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- Took a cab. Didn't wanna
- inconvenience you and Sheila.
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- How is the stepmonster?
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- She is fine, thank you for asking. She's
- actually in Vegas at a conference...
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- No, Dad, I don't actually care. L
- just wanted to say "stepmonster."
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- So, have you guys been
- out on the quad yet?
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- In the springtime, all the
- students study on the grass.
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- I don't wanna study
- on the grass, Dad.
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- I need to move to LA and get
- a job at a record label
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- and start paying my dues.
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- Here we go again.
- You know, Beca,
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- DJing is not a profession,
- it's a hobby.
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- Unless you're Rick Dees
- or someone awesome.
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- That's not... l...
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- I wanna produce music.
- I wanna make music, Dad.
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- But you're going to get
- a college education first.
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- For free, I might add.
- End of story.
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- I'm going to
- the Activities Fair.
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- Me, too. I'm going to the Activities Fair
- with my super-good friend, Kimmy Jin.
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- Taking names, taking numbers.
- Join our righteous frat.
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- If you ain't pledging Sigma
- Beta, you ain't worth no crap.
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- That's a double negative.
- That's a lot of negatives.
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- Follow me. There's only one group
- on this campus worth joining.
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- As far as Barden goes, that's
- what being a man's all about.
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- The Treblemakers.
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- The rock stars of a cappella,
- the messiahs of Barden.
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- 00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:08,023
- Well, you know, not including athletes,
- frat guys, or actual cool people.
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- Organized nerd singing.
- This is great.
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- Yeah, it makes so much
- sense. How's your voice?
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- Nice.
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- I will stop at nothing to
- take those ding-a-lings down.
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- 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:29,670
- Hey, Barb. You gonna audition
- this year? We have openings.
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- Now that you've
- puked your way to the bottom,
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- you might actually consider me?
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- I auditioned for you three
- times and never got in
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- 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:38,220
- because you said
- my boobs look like baloney.
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- 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:43,309
- The word's out. Bellas is the
- laughing stock of a cappella.
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- Good luck auditioning
- this year. Douche-b's.
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- 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:51,275
- My God. This is a travesty.
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- 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:54,361
- God, if we can't even recruit Baloney
- Barb, then we can't get anybody.
- 116
- 00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:56,905
- Just take the dramatics down a notch, okay?
- Hi, do you wanna...
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- 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,657
- Well, you're the one
- who got us into this hot mess.
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- 00:10:58,742 --> 00:10:59,700
- We'll be fine.
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- 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,493
- I am confident
- that we will find
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- 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:04,371
- eight super-hot girls
- with bikini-ready bodies
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- 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:07,416
- who can harmonize
- and have perfect pitch. Okay?
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- 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,419
- Hi, would you like to
- be a member of...
- 123
- 00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:15,341
- Just keep flyering.
- We have tradition to uphold.
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- 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,509
- How about we just
- get good singers?
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- 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,262
- What? Good singers? What? Hi.
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- Can you sing? Yeah.
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- 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,350
- Can you read music? Yeah.
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- 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,852
- Can you match pitch? Try me.
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- 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,533
- Yeah.
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- 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,047
- That was a really good start.
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- I'm the best singer
- in Tasmania. With teeth.
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- Love it. What's your name?
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- 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:01,720
- Fat Amy.
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- 00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:04,807
- Um... You call
- yourself Fat Amy?
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- Yeah, so twig bitches like you
- don't do it behind my back.
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- 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:15,484
- I will see you in
- auditions, Fat Amy.
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- 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:20,364
- I can sing but I'm also
- good at modern dance,
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- 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:24,118
- olden dance, and
- mermaid dancing,
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- 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,078
- which is a little different.
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- You usually start
- on the ground.
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- Ooh.
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- It's a lot of floor work.
- I see that.
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- 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:47,224
- Yeah, DJs. Deaf Jews.
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- Shalom!
- 145
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- That's not a real word
- but keep trying.
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- You will get there.
- 147
- 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,777
- Not a lot of Jewish people
- where you're from?
- 148
- 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:02,906
- No. I did do Fiddler on the
- Roof, though, in high school.
- 149
- 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:06,702
- It was, like, me and some Aboriginals.
- It was really Jewish.
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- 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,954
- It was full-on Jew.
- 151
- 00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:13,375
- Hey, guys. All right,
- I'll give you my number.
- 152
- 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,588
- What about her?
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- 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:22,092
- I don't know. She looks a
- little too alternative for us.
- 154
- 00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:24,595
- Hi, any interest in joining
- our a cappella group?
- 155
- 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:28,056
- Right, this is,
- like, a thing now.
- 156
- 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:32,936
- Totes. We sing covers of songs but
- we do it without any instruments.
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- 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,480
- It's all from our mouths.
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- 00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:35,898
- Yikes.
- 159
- 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:39,860
- There's four groups on campus. The Bellas.
- That's us. We're the tits.
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- 00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:41,320
- The BU Harmonics.
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- 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:43,572
- They sing a lot of Madonna.
- 162
- 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,408
- The High Notes.
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- 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:49,870
- They're not particularly
- motivated.
- 164
- 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:51,455
- And then there's...
- 165
- 00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,254
- So, are you interested?
- 166
- 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,632
- Sorry, it just,
- it's pretty lame.
- 167
- 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,510
- A-ca-scuse me?
- 168
- 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:08,639
- Synchronized lady dancing to a Mariah
- Carey chart topper is not lame.
- 169
- 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:11,767
- We sing all over the world and we
- compete in national championships.
- 170
- 00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,644
- On purpose?
- 171
- 00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:16,855
- We played the Cobb Energy
- Performing Arts Centre, you bitch!
- 172
- 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:21,527
- What Aubrey means to say
- is that we are a close-knit,
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- 00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,779
- talented group of ladies
- whose dream is
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- 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:27,199
- to return to the national finals
- at Lincoln Center this year.
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- 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,660
- Help us turn our dreams
- into a reality?
- 176
- 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:34,414
- Sorry, I don't even sing, but it
- was really nice to meet you guys.
- 177
- 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:41,129
- What are we gonna do?
- 178
- 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,674
- When you came in and you were
- just strumming the guitar,
- 179
- 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,134
- and it was, like, totally
- off-key, I wanted to choke you!
- 180
- 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,970
- Bumper.
- I wanted to choke you out!
- 181
- 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,347
- Okay, I'm gonna
- go introduce myself.
- 182
- 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,391
- Everybody be cool.
- It's just a normal day.
- 183
- 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,896
- Hi. Hi.
- 184
- 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,731
- Benjamin Applebaum.
- 185
- 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,693
- I saw you guys perform at a Mall
- of America like three years ago.
- 186
- 00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:05,445
- Totally changed my life. I have not
- stopped thinking about you since.
- 187
- 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:07,823
- Thank you. Yeah.
- 188
- 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,826
- And, Bumper, huge fan.
- 189
- 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,412
- Your arrangement of Lovin'
- Spoonful's Do You Believe in Magic
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- 00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:17,708
- inspired me to become
- a certified illusionist.
- 191
- 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,334
- Wow.
- 192
- 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:22,588
- The smell of your weird is
- actually affecting my vocal cords,
- 193
- 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:25,716
- so I'm gonna need you
- to scoot. Skedaddle.
- 194
- 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,634
- But why don't we just
- exchange emails,
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- 00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:29,261
- and then totally hang out
- right now, together?
- 196
- 00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:32,639
- No. Hard pass. Hard pass.
- 197
- 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:38,228
- What a nerd alert. Okay,
- guys, now let's match pitch.
- 198
- 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,441
- Too far. You think?
- 199
- 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,443
- Yeah. Should I have
- done another trick?
- 200
- 00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:47,863
- No, I think your trick was fine. I just
- think the talking was a little weird.
- 201
- 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,698
- Maybe you can try to
- Facebook message him.
- 202
- 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,459
- Hey, I'm Beca.
- 203
- 00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:02,586
- Over there. Thanks.
- 204
- 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:14,556
- Ninety-five point seven, WBUJ,
- music for the independent mind.
- 205
- 00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:37,663
- Hey. Hi.
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- 00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:38,872
- Have you been
- standing there long?
- 207
- 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:43,585
- No. No, I just got here,
- I wasn't just standing here.
- 208
- 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:47,255
- Freshmen aren't allowed in the booth.
- Sorry.
- 209
- 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:50,467
- I'm Luke. Station manager.
- You must be Becky the intern?
- 210
- 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:52,135
- Lt's...
- 211
- 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:53,762
- Hey, man, what's up? I'm Jesse.
- 212
- 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,931
- I'm Luke. You're late.
- 213
- 00:16:58,309 --> 00:16:59,559
- Hey. I know you.
- 214
- 00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:00,936
- No, you don't. Yeah, I do.
- 215
- 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,521
- He doesn't. Totally know her.
- 216
- 00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:05,357
- Okay, cool. Well, you guys can figure
- it out while you're stacking CDs.
- 217
- 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,942
- When you're done, there's more.
- 218
- 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:11,405
- Now, you guys will be spending a lot
- of down time together, so please, just
- 219
- 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:12,656
- no sex on the desk.
- 220
- 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,366
- I've been burned before.
- 221
- 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:20,872
- I do know you. I sang to you. L
- remember because you were in a taxi.
- 222
- 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:24,126
- Wait, is your dad a taxi driver?
- No.
- 223
- 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,049
- This sucks. I wanted
- to play music.
- 224
- 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:36,179
- Not me. I'm here for one reason only.
- I really love stacking CDs.
- 225
- 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:39,766
- So, what's your deal?
- 226
- 00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:42,936
- You one of those girls
- who's all dark and mysterious,
- 227
- 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,897
- then she takes off her glasses and
- that amazingly scary ear spike
- 228
- 00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:48,734
- and you realize that, you know,
- she was beautiful the whole time.
- 229
- 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,777
- I don't wear glasses.
- Then you're halfway there.
- 230
- 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:38,492
- Beca.
- 231
- 00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:41,369
- Beca, wake up.
- 232
- 00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:46,124
- Funny, this doesn't look like
- your lntro to Philosophy class.
- 233
- 00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:49,127
- I'm posing an important
- philosophical question.
- 234
- 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,880
- If I don't actually go to that
- class, will it still suck?
- 235
- 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:55,634
- Look, honey.
- College is... it's great.
- 236
- 00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:58,386
- You get to create memories
- here, I see it every day.
- 237
- 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,305
- You just have to
- give it a chance.
- 238
- 00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:04,059
- You've been here, what, a month now?
- Do you have any friends?
- 239
- 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,728
- Kimmy Jin is my friend. No.
- 240
- 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:11,066
- You gotta get out there, Bec.
- You gotta try something.
- 241
- 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,609
- I got a job at
- the radio station.
- 242
- 00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:13,902
- Great, that place.
- 243
- 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:18,406
- Yeah, it's dark and dirty and has like,
- what, those three weirdos who work there?
- 244
- 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,991
- Well, four now.
- 245
- 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:23,662
- You gotta try something new,
- Bec. Join one club on campus.
- 246
- 00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:26,915
- And if, at the end of a year,
- you still don't wanna be here,
- 247
- 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:31,378
- you still wanna go off to
- LA and be P. Diddy,
- 248
- 00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:34,798
- well, then, you can
- quit college.
- 249
- 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,259
- And I will help you move to LA.
- 250
- 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,511
- Seriously? Yes, seriously.
- 251
- 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,179
- But I really need
- to see it, Beca.
- 252
- 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:45,183
- This is college. Join in.
- 253
- 00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:25,056
- You can sing! Dude!
- 254
- 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,517
- How high does your belt go?
- My what?
- 255
- 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,020
- My God! You have to
- audition for the Bellas.
- 256
- 00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:32,814
- I can't concentrate on anything you're
- saying until you cover your junk.
- 257
- 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,399
- Just consider it.
- 258
- 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,402
- One time, we sang
- backup for Prince.
- 259
- 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:40,155
- His butt is so tiny that I can
- hold it with, like, one hand.
- 260
- 00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:42,657
- Oops!
- 261
- 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,452
- Seriously. I am nude.
- 262
- 00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:46,828
- You were singing
- Titanium, right?
- 263
- 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:51,791
- You know David Guetta? Have I
- been living under a rock? Yeah.
- 264
- 00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,960
- That song is my jam.
- 265
- 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:55,587
- My lady-jam.
- 266
- 00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,047
- That's nice.
- 267
- 00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,674
- It is. That song really builds.
- 268
- 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,261
- Gross. Can you sing it for me?
- 269
- 00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:05,055
- Dude, no. Get out!
- 270
- 00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:09,142
- Not for that reason. I'm not
- leaving here till you sing. So...
- 271
- 00:21:56,315 --> 00:22:01,569
- Yeah. I'm pretty
- confident about all this.
- 272
- 00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:03,530
- You should be.
- 273
- 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:11,579
- Still need to shower.
- 274
- 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,499
- You have a lovely voice.
- 275
- 00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:16,418
- Thanks.
- 276
- 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:24,259
- Yeah. See you at auditions!
- 277
- 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:27,012
- For your audition, each of you
- will be singing sixteen bars
- 278
- 00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:29,389
- of Kelly Clarkson's
- Since You've Been Gone.
- 279
- 00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:32,851
- If a group likes you, they
- will contact you directly.
- 280
- 00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:36,104
- My tone-deaf sidekick Justin here
- will be collecting your information.
- 281
- 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,523
- If I could sing a lick,
- in any human way possible,
- 282
- 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,817
- I would, but I can't.
- 283
- 00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:43,903
- And I hate myself every day
- because of it! I know.
- 284
- 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,907
- But if you think this is
- just some high school club,
- 285
- 00:22:47,992 --> 00:22:51,911
- where you can sing and dance your
- way through any big social issue,
- 286
- 00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:54,080
- or confused sexuality,
- 287
- 00:22:54,165 --> 00:22:56,291
- you have come to
- the wrong place.
- 288
- 00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:59,335
- There is none of that here.
- 289
- 00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:00,879
- That's high school.
- 290
- 00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:03,798
- This shit is real life!
- 291
- 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:08,386
- Now, don't just bring it,
- sing it. And let's do this.
- 292
- 00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:17,979
- Hey, Bellas, remember when you tried to
- play in the big leagues and you choked?
- 293
- 00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:20,231
- That should really be
- a lesson to everyone.
- 294
- 00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:23,068
- If you sing the same boring,
- girly shit every year,
- 295
- 00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:25,320
- you will blow chunks.
- All over the place.
- 296
- 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,072
- Vomit everywhere.
- 297
- 00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:28,656
- My fellow a-ca-people.
- 298
- 00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:33,745
- We will not let egotistical,
- big-headed, garbage dirtballs,
- 299
- 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,998
- whoever you may be,
- get in our way.
- 300
- 00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:38,333
- I promise you,
- 301
- 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:42,462
- we will return to the lCCAs and
- finish what we started last year.
- 302
- 00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:46,841
- And here's the first
- one up. Good luck.
- 303
- 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,302
- Whenever you're ready, dude.
- 304
- 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:53,681
- Yeah, hi, my name
- is Cynthia Rose.
- 305
- 00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:56,851
- Not a dude. It's not a dude.
- 306
- 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,671
- There's no backup
- dancers? Okay.
- 307
- 00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:29,300
- Hello. My name is Lilly Onakuramara.
- I have gills like a fish.
- 308
- 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:31,594
- I'm sorry. What was that?
- 309
- 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:37,016
- Hello. My name is Lilly Onakuramara.
- I was born with gills like a fish.
- 310
- 00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:43,481
- One, two, three, four.
- 311
- 00:25:00,124 --> 00:25:02,417
- Hi, everybody,
- my name is Stacie.
- 312
- 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:06,087
- My hobbies include cuticle
- care and the E! Network.
- 313
- 00:25:24,398 --> 00:25:25,398
- It's high.
- 314
- 00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:29,152
- Jesus.
- 315
- 00:26:12,655 --> 00:26:14,280
- Thank you.
- 316
- 00:26:14,365 --> 00:26:16,908
- Performing live gives
- me such a rush.
- 317
- 00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:24,457
- Crushed it.
- 318
- 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:29,963
- Okay. That is everybody. I'm really
- not that impressed this year, guys.
- 319
- 00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:33,508
- Wait, there's one more.
- 320
- 00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:35,260
- Hi.
- 321
- 00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:37,303
- Hello.
- 322
- 00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:39,514
- Um...
- 323
- 00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:41,808
- I didn't know we had
- to prepare that song.
- 324
- 00:26:41,892 --> 00:26:44,227
- That's okay. Sing
- anything you want.
- 325
- 00:26:47,064 --> 00:26:48,523
- May I?
- 326
- 00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:47,582
- Wow.
- 327
- 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:51,169
- The sopranos. Jessica,
- Mary Elise, Lilly.
- 328
- 00:27:51,253 --> 00:27:55,214
- The mezzos. Cynthia
- Rose, Stacie, Kori.
- 329
- 00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:59,969
- And our altos. Fat Amy,
- Denise, Ashley, and Beca.
- 330
- 00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:07,935
- We shall begin by drinking the blood
- of the sisters that came before you.
- 331
- 00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:11,230
- Dude, no. Don't worry,
- it's Boone's Farm.
- 332
- 00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:16,361
- Well, well, well,
- look who's in treble.
- 333
- 00:28:17,613 --> 00:28:20,239
- Classic pun. I know.
- 334
- 00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:25,036
- No Benji?
- 335
- 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:27,997
- Now, if you'll place your
- scarves in your right hand.
- 336
- 00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:31,959
- L, sing your name...
- 337
- 00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:33,294
- I...
- 338
- 00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:41,636
- promise to fulfill the duties and
- responsibilities of a Bella woman.
- 339
- 00:28:42,096 --> 00:28:46,349
- Promise to fulfill the duties and
- responsibilities of a Bella woman.
- 340
- 00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:50,895
- And I solemnly promise to never have
- sexual relations with a Treblemaker
- 341
- 00:28:50,979 --> 00:28:54,023
- or may my vocal cords
- be ripped out by wolves.
- 342
- 00:28:54,525 --> 00:28:59,529
- And I solemnly promise to never have
- sexual relations with a Treblemaker
- 343
- 00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:03,574
- or may my vocal cords
- be ripped out by wolves.
- 344
- 00:29:04,827 --> 00:29:06,494
- You are all Bellas now.
- 345
- 00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:11,666
- We did it.
- 346
- 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,960
- I want some more of this.
- 347
- 00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:16,921
- Did we?
- 348
- 00:29:21,802 --> 00:29:24,595
- Ladies, welcome
- to a-ca-initiation night.
- 349
- 00:29:25,055 --> 00:29:27,181
- Prepare to soften the beach.
- 350
- 00:29:30,018 --> 00:29:32,019
- I don't know what
- I'm doing here.
- 351
- 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:35,565
- Just living the dream. I still can't
- believe they let my sexy fat ass in.
- 352
- 00:29:35,649 --> 00:29:37,733
- Beca! Beca!
- 353
- 00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:39,026
- Wow.
- 354
- 00:29:39,153 --> 00:29:41,779
- Be-caw! Be-caw.
- 355
- 00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:45,324
- Do my eyes deceive me
- or are you a Barden Bella?
- 356
- 00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:47,577
- No. You're one of those
- a cappella girls,
- 357
- 00:29:47,661 --> 00:29:50,997
- I'm one of those a cappella boys,
- and we're gonna have a-ca-children.
- 358
- 00:29:51,081 --> 00:29:53,040
- It's inevitable.
- You're really drunk right now.
- 359
- 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:54,542
- I don't think you're gonna
- remember any of this.
- 360
- 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:55,878
- No. I'm not drunk at
- all, you're just blurry.
- 361
- 00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:57,378
- You okay? Yeah? Yeah.
- 362
- 00:29:57,421 --> 00:29:59,422
- You almost fell over? No, she didn't.
- You know, I could...
- 363
- 00:29:59,548 --> 00:30:00,965
- Can you pass a sobriety
- test right now? Yep.
- 364
- 00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:02,592
- Can you stand up straight?
- See how I come right back?
- 365
- 00:30:02,676 --> 00:30:05,136
- And I come right back.
- Right. Wow.
- 366
- 00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:06,304
- Can I get you a drink?
- 367
- 00:30:06,388 --> 00:30:08,055
- It sounds great.
- 368
- 00:30:08,182 --> 00:30:09,390
- I'm gonna get you a drink.
- Go for it.
- 369
- 00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:11,684
- I think you need to
- get on this level.
- 370
- 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:13,352
- Please be careful.
- 371
- 00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:14,812
- Hi.
- 372
- 00:30:15,189 --> 00:30:17,523
- I am so glad that I met you.
- 373
- 00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:20,943
- I think that we're gonna
- be really fast friends.
- 374
- 00:30:21,278 --> 00:30:24,322
- Yeah. Well, you saw me naked, so...
- Yeah.
- 375
- 00:30:24,406 --> 00:30:29,911
- Yeah. Yeah, ladies. Gather around.
- Ready for a show.
- 376
- 00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:32,663
- Come on, baby bubble, wait in line.
- Yep. Yeah.
- 377
- 00:30:32,748 --> 00:30:34,665
- You want some of this.
- I know you do.
- 378
- 00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:37,543
- Nice. Mmm-Bumper and Donald.
- 379
- 00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:41,714
- Getting it.
- 380
- 00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:44,967
- You know, so there's
- like 10 of us. Mmm...
- 381
- 00:30:45,052 --> 00:30:48,012
- That means that one of us
- is probably a lesbian.
- 382
- 00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:50,598
- You think? Which one
- do you think it is?
- 383
- 00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:52,892
- My money's on Black Beauty.
- 384
- 00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:54,685
- So, when I drink
- too much tonight,
- 385
- 00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:58,064
- can I count on you to hold
- my hair back if I puke?
- 386
- 00:31:00,317 --> 00:31:01,734
- Don't tell her I said that.
- 387
- 00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:05,446
- All right. I'm gonna go get a drink.
- This ginger needs her jiggle juice.
- 388
- 00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:08,574
- See you later.
- Make good choices.
- 389
- 00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:12,370
- I thought of a new
- name for this hairstyle.
- 390
- 00:31:12,454 --> 00:31:14,830
- It's called the Orthodox
- Jew ponytail.
- 391
- 00:31:14,915 --> 00:31:15,915
- Yeah?
- 392
- 00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:18,084
- 'Cause it's very reserved at the front...
- l see that.
- 393
- 00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:20,795
- But party in the back.
- I see these happening here.
- 394
- 00:31:32,349 --> 00:31:33,724
- Here's the real question.
- 395
- 00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:35,059
- Who would be easier
- to sleep with?
- 396
- 00:31:35,143 --> 00:31:36,852
- Captain America or
- a great white shark?
- 397
- 00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:38,396
- Great white shark. I wouldn't...
- Hey.
- 398
- 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:39,730
- What are you turd
- burgers talking about?
- 399
- 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,108
- Dressing for comfort?
- 400
- 00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:46,862
- You are probably the grossest
- human being I've ever seen.
- 401
- 00:31:47,281 --> 00:31:49,490
- Well, you're no
- panty-dropper yourself.
- 402
- 00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:54,662
- So I have a feeling
- that we should kiss.
- 403
- 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:58,207
- And is that feeling a good
- feeling or an incorrect feeling?
- 404
- 00:31:58,292 --> 00:32:00,835
- Well, I sometimes have a
- feeling I can do crystal meth,
- 405
- 00:32:00,961 --> 00:32:03,963
- but then I think,
- "Better not." Yeah.
- 406
- 00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:15,975
- I don't know the words,
- but I can...
- 407
- 00:32:16,310 --> 00:32:17,643
- Thank you.
- 408
- 00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:20,605
- This is awesome.
- 409
- 00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:22,523
- It's definitely something.
- 410
- 00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:25,484
- We are the kings of campus!
- 411
- 00:32:51,011 --> 00:32:53,179
- Man, the old Bellas was hot!
- 412
- 00:32:53,263 --> 00:32:55,139
- Yeah, they kept it tight.
- 413
- 00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:58,726
- Okay. Sopranos in the front
- and altos in the back.
- 414
- 00:32:59,603 --> 00:33:02,647
- As you can see,
- Kori is not here.
- 415
- 00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:04,857
- Last night she
- was Treble-boned.
- 416
- 00:33:04,941 --> 00:33:06,901
- She has been disinvited
- from the Bellas.
- 417
- 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,069
- That oath was serious?
- 418
- 00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:09,987
- Dixie Chicks serious.
- 419
- 00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:13,282
- You can fool around with whoever
- you want to, just not a Treble.
- 420
- 00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:16,577
- That's not gonna be
- easy. He's a hunter.
- 421
- 00:33:16,787 --> 00:33:18,496
- You call it a dude?
- 422
- 00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:21,165
- Stacie, the Trebles
- don't respect us,
- 423
- 00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:22,875
- and if we let them
- penetrate us,
- 424
- 00:33:24,795 --> 00:33:27,129
- Not a good enough reason
- to use the word "penetrate."
- 425
- 00:33:27,214 --> 00:33:31,801
- So, does anyone here
- have anything to confess?
- 426
- 00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:40,559
- It was an accident. I...
- 427
- 00:33:40,644 --> 00:33:41,936
- Turn in your scarf and go.
- 428
- 00:33:56,410 --> 00:33:57,702
- Slut.
- 429
- 00:33:59,079 --> 00:34:00,121
- Take your chair.
- 430
- 00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:14,468
- Was that necessary?
- 431
- 00:34:14,845 --> 00:34:17,304
- This is war, Beca,
- 432
- 00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:20,891
- and it is my job to make sure that
- my soldiers are prepped at go time
- 433
- 00:34:20,976 --> 00:34:24,061
- with three kick-ass songs sung
- and choreographed to perfection.
- 434
- 00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:26,355
- And there are only four
- months until regionals.
- 435
- 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,524
- So, if you have a problem with
- the way that I run the Bellas,
- 436
- 00:34:28,608 --> 00:34:30,192
- then you should just...
- 437
- 00:34:33,155 --> 00:34:35,030
- Don't stress, Aubrey. Relax.
- 438
- 00:34:35,115 --> 00:34:37,158
- We don't want a repeat of
- what happened last year.
- 439
- 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,162
- What happened last year?
- 440
- 00:34:41,663 --> 00:34:42,747
- What are you saying?
- 441
- 00:34:43,874 --> 00:34:45,332
- What happened last year?
- 442
- 00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:50,212
- And do you guys wanna
- see a dead body?
- 443
- 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:01,766
- Click on "Guy Pukes on Cat."
- 444
- 00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:03,642
- Enough! It happened. It's over.
- 445
- 00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:08,272
- We will practice every day for at
- least two hours, seven days a week.
- 446
- 00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:09,774
- And I trust you will
- add your own cardio.
- 447
- 00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:13,444
- Why cardio? Yeah, no, don't
- put me down for cardio.
- 448
- 00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:15,070
- Okay, moving on.
- 449
- 00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:18,240
- This is a list of all of the songs
- that we have ever performed.
- 450
- 00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:21,952
- And you will notice that we only
- do songs made famous by women.
- 451
- 00:35:22,037 --> 00:35:23,370
- There's nothing from
- this century on here.
- 452
- 00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:25,581
- Because we don't
- stray from tradition.
- 453
- 00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:32,838
- Now, this is how we
- will become champions.
- 454
- 00:35:50,232 --> 00:35:52,566
- Come on, girls! Let's go!
- 455
- 00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:54,485
- Go, go, go! Pick up your knees!
- 456
- 00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:56,737
- Faster, faster! One, two,
- one, two, one, two!
- 457
- 00:35:56,822 --> 00:36:00,282
- Knees up, knees up!
- Go, go! Go! Let's get it.
- 458
- 00:36:00,826 --> 00:36:04,286
- Yes, Chloe. Nice. Amy!
- 459
- 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,414
- What are you doing?
- 460
- 00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:09,291
- I'm doing horizontal running.
- 461
- 00:36:09,376 --> 00:36:10,668
- Horizontal running?
- 462
- 00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:22,096
- No.
- 463
- 00:36:23,723 --> 00:36:25,474
- No, no.
- 464
- 00:36:28,270 --> 00:36:29,395
- No.
- 465
- 00:36:55,797 --> 00:36:57,006
- I know... I can do it.
- 466
- 00:37:08,101 --> 00:37:09,727
- Five, six, seven, eight.
- 467
- 00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:15,441
- Okay, I'm calling it.
- 468
- 00:37:16,401 --> 00:37:18,986
- Thank God.
- I asked to go to the bathroom three hours ago.
- 469
- 00:37:19,863 --> 00:37:22,323
- Nothing. I hear nothing.
- 470
- 00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:26,577
- Hey, Aubrey. Did we just learn the
- same choreography from that video?
- 471
- 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:29,622
- Okay. Don't forget to pick up
- your performance schedules.
- 472
- 00:37:29,706 --> 00:37:33,584
- We have a gig next week.
- That's right. Next week.
- 473
- 00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:36,462
- You guys, it's the Sigma Beta
- Theta's Annual Fall Mixer.
- 474
- 00:37:36,546 --> 00:37:39,006
- Okay. Hands in, Bellas.
- 475
- 00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,385
- Hands in, a-ca-bitches! Okay.
- 476
- 00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:46,096
- Sing "" on three...
- 477
- 00:37:48,391 --> 00:37:52,603
- No, no, no. It's actually
- on three, Fat Amy.
- 478
- 00:37:54,856 --> 00:37:56,482
- All right. On three.
- 479
- 00:37:56,566 --> 00:37:58,108
- One, two...
- 480
- 00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:05,157
- Okay, we will work on that
- first thing next time.
- 481
- 00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:07,368
- Okay, guys. Thank you. Goodbye.
- 482
- 00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:08,786
- She has man hands.
- 483
- 00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:10,496
- Beca, a word?
- 484
- 00:38:11,331 --> 00:38:12,373
- What's up?
- 485
- 00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:16,377
- You know you'll have to take those ear
- monstrosities out for the Fall Mixer.
- 486
- 00:38:16,878 --> 00:38:17,920
- You really don't
- like me, do you?
- 487
- 00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:20,464
- I don't like your attitude.
- You don't even know me.
- 488
- 00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:22,383
- I know you have
- a toner for Jesse.
- 489
- 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,009
- A what?
- 490
- 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:25,636
- A toner.
- 491
- 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:28,639
- A musical boner. I saw it at Hood Night.
- It's distracting.
- 492
- 00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:32,559
- Yeah, that's not a thing and
- you're not the boss of me. So...
- 493
- 00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:34,311
- You took an oath.
- 494
- 00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:37,022
- That oath cost you two
- girls already today.
- 495
- 00:38:37,107 --> 00:38:38,899
- I'm pretty sure you need
- me more than I need you.
- 496
- 00:38:43,071 --> 00:38:44,571
- I can see your toner
- through those jeans.
- 497
- 00:38:44,948 --> 00:38:46,991
- That's my dick.
- 498
- 00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:50,953
- Everything okay?
- 499
- 00:38:51,037 --> 00:38:54,081
- We better have our
- shit together for SBT.
- 500
- 00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:58,002
- I'm not worried. I think
- we're gonna be a-ca-awesome.
- 501
- 00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:24,236
- This makes my beer taste bad.
- 502
- 00:39:30,076 --> 00:39:31,702
- I'm gonna stop this.
- 503
- 00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:36,623
- Whoa, whoa. Just stop. Stop.
- 504
- 00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:41,670
- I am so sorry, Howie. I know
- we're not performance ready.
- 505
- 00:39:41,755 --> 00:39:45,632
- I wanted the hot Bellas,
- not this barnyard explosion.
- 506
- 00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:49,219
- I'm not paying for this. Let's go.
- Come on. God.
- 507
- 00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:51,805
- Well, I hope you all remember
- the way you feel right now,
- 508
- 00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:54,016
- so you will never wanna
- feel this way again.
- 509
- 00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:57,686
- Chloe, your voice didn't
- sound Aguilerian at all.
- 510
- 00:39:57,979 --> 00:40:00,731
- Chloe, for serious,
- what is wrong with you?
- 511
- 00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:02,191
- I have nodes.
- 512
- 00:40:02,275 --> 00:40:05,736
- What? My God.
- I found out this morning.
- 513
- 00:40:06,321 --> 00:40:07,613
- What are nodes?
- 514
- 00:40:07,697 --> 00:40:09,198
- Vocal nodules.
- 515
- 00:40:09,783 --> 00:40:12,326
- The rubbing together of your vocal
- cords at above-average rates
- 516
- 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:14,078
- without proper lubrication.
- 517
- 00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:16,330
- They sit on your windpipe
- and they crush your dreams.
- 518
- 00:40:16,498 --> 00:40:19,333
- Isn't that painful?
- Why would you keep performing?
- 519
- 00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:21,418
- Because I love to sing.
- 520
- 00:40:21,503 --> 00:40:24,088
- Yeah, it's like when my lady doctor
- told me not to have sex for six weeks,
- 521
- 00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:25,380
- and I did it anyway.
- 522
- 00:40:25,465 --> 00:40:28,133
- You should really
- listen to your doctor.
- 523
- 00:40:28,635 --> 00:40:31,303
- The key is early diagnosis.
- 524
- 00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:34,223
- I am living with nodes.
- 525
- 00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:36,600
- But I am a survivor.
- 526
- 00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:40,395
- I just have to pull back.
- Because I am limited.
- 527
- 00:40:41,856 --> 00:40:43,565
- Because I have nodes.
- 528
- 00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:45,526
- Chloe, this is horrible.
- 529
- 00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:47,444
- Well, at least it's not herpes.
- 530
- 00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:51,532
- Or do you have that as well?
- 531
- 00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:36,618
- Jesse? Yeah.
- 532
- 00:41:36,703 --> 00:41:38,328
- I'm starving, so could you...
- 533
- 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:39,746
- You want me to get you lunch?
- 534
- 00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:41,874
- You should probably
- lay off the burgers.
- 535
- 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,959
- You're not gonna
- be 22 forever, you know.
- 536
- 00:41:45,712 --> 00:41:47,588
- Yeah, I think I'm good.
- 537
- 00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:49,756
- He's good. You're good.
- 538
- 00:41:50,550 --> 00:41:52,843
- And the chess match continues.
- 539
- 00:41:57,056 --> 00:41:59,516
- Hey, this is my new mix,
- 540
- 00:41:59,976 --> 00:42:01,602
- so if there's anything
- you wanted to play...
- 541
- 00:42:01,686 --> 00:42:03,353
- Yeah, okay, I'll
- put it on the pile.
- 542
- 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:04,980
- Okay.
- 543
- 00:42:10,195 --> 00:42:12,070
- What's up, weirdo?
- 544
- 00:42:12,155 --> 00:42:13,697
- Okay.
- 545
- 00:42:16,451 --> 00:42:18,285
- What's this? As much as I love
- 546
- 00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:20,579
- spending time with you stacking CDs...
- And I do.
- 547
- 00:42:20,663 --> 00:42:22,831
- I love it, like,
- more than life.
- 548
- 00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:24,917
- I figured we could do
- some other fun things
- 549
- 00:42:25,001 --> 00:42:26,877
- that don't make us wanna
- kill ourselves, right?
- 550
- 00:42:26,961 --> 00:42:29,504
- Yeah. So, brought some movies.
- 551
- 00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:35,719
- Jaws, E.T., The Breakfast
- Club, Star Wars and Rocky.
- 552
- 00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:38,597
- Best scored and soundtracked
- movies of all time.
- 553
- 00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:41,975
- That's what I wanna do when I grow up.
- I wanna score movies.
- 554
- 00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:43,936
- Bring people to tears,
- you know. Blow their minds.
- 555
- 00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:46,647
- I feel like only
- music can do that.
- 556
- 00:42:46,856 --> 00:42:48,065
- Yeah.
- 557
- 00:42:48,149 --> 00:42:49,691
- You must really sweep
- your girlfriend off her feet.
- 558
- 00:42:49,984 --> 00:42:51,109
- I don't have a girlfriend.
- 559
- 00:42:51,277 --> 00:42:52,361
- What? No.
- 560
- 00:42:52,445 --> 00:42:54,738
- You have juice
- pouches and Rocky.
- 561
- 00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:57,282
- Okay, so what do you
- wanna watch first?
- 562
- 00:42:57,367 --> 00:42:58,492
- Wanna do something else?
- 563
- 00:42:58,993 --> 00:43:01,245
- We could relive
- my parents' divorce.
- 564
- 00:43:01,329 --> 00:43:02,663
- Or visit a gynecologist.
- 565
- 00:43:03,331 --> 00:43:04,873
- What, do you not like
- movies or something?
- 566
- 00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,542
- Like, any movies? You don't...
- 567
- 00:43:07,877 --> 00:43:11,129
- What the hell is wrong with you?
- How do you not like movies?
- 568
- 00:43:11,214 --> 00:43:14,007
- Not liking movies is like
- not liking puppies.
- 569
- 00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:16,551
- They're fine. I just get bored
- and never make it to the end.
- 570
- 00:43:16,970 --> 00:43:18,929
- The endings are the best part.
- 571
- 00:43:19,222 --> 00:43:21,890
- They're predictable.
- Like, the guy gets the girl,
- 572
- 00:43:21,975 --> 00:43:25,644
- and that kid sees dead people and
- Darth Vader is Luke's father.
- 573
- 00:43:25,728 --> 00:43:29,439
- Okay, right, so you just happened to guess
- the biggest cinematic reveal in history?
- 574
- 00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:32,109
- "Vader" in German means father.
- 575
- 00:43:32,193 --> 00:43:34,695
- His name is literally
- "Darth Father."
- 576
- 00:43:35,530 --> 00:43:36,530
- Huh.
- 577
- 00:43:37,198 --> 00:43:38,365
- So, you know German.
- 578
- 00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:41,326
- Well, now I know
- why you don't like fun things.
- 579
- 00:43:41,411 --> 00:43:43,495
- You know, you need
- a movie education.
- 580
- 00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:45,914
- You need a movie-cation.
- And I'm gonna give it to you.
- 581
- 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,834
- Yeah, in between Bella
- rehearsals, which are always.
- 582
- 00:43:49,419 --> 00:43:50,836
- Are you guys getting
- ready for the riff-off?
- 583
- 00:43:52,171 --> 00:43:53,714
- What the hell is a riff-off?
- 584
- 00:43:57,010 --> 00:43:58,135
- Hit it!
- 585
- 00:44:02,390 --> 00:44:04,516
- Welcome to the riff-off!
- 586
- 00:44:07,312 --> 00:44:08,729
- Who's ready to get vocal?
- 587
- 00:44:11,107 --> 00:44:12,566
- The winners get
- the greatest prize of all.
- 588
- 00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:13,650
- I'm taking you down.
- 589
- 00:44:13,735 --> 00:44:15,485
- - The microphone used by Hoobastank...
- - I don't care.
- 590
- 00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:18,155
- When they rocked out at the
- Schnee Performing Arts Center.
- 591
- 00:44:19,824 --> 00:44:21,742
- Let's see our first category.
- 592
- 00:44:28,207 --> 00:44:30,042
- Ladies of the '80s.
- 593
- 00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:40,135
- Mickey, you're So fine you're
- so fine You blow my mind.
- 594
- 00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:43,096
- Hey, Mickey Hey, Mickey
- 595
- 00:44:43,598 --> 00:44:44,639
- Mickey, you're so fine...
- 596
- 00:44:44,724 --> 00:44:46,975
- You're so fine and you're mine
- 597
- 00:44:47,810 --> 00:44:51,938
- I'll be yours till
- the end of time.
- 598
- 00:44:52,023 --> 00:44:55,525
- 'Cause you made me feel.
- 599
- 00:44:55,610 --> 00:44:59,279
- Yeah, you made me feel.
- 600
- 00:44:59,364 --> 00:45:02,032
- So shiny and new.
- 601
- 00:45:03,618 --> 00:45:04,701
- Like a virgin.
- 602
- 00:45:04,786 --> 00:45:05,911
- Okay, guys.
- 603
- 00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:11,416
- Touched for the very first time.
- 604
- 00:45:11,501 --> 00:45:14,336
- Like the one in me That's okay.
- 605
- 00:45:14,629 --> 00:45:20,133
- Let's see how you do it Put up
- your dukes, let's get down to it!
- 606
- 00:45:20,301 --> 00:45:23,303
- Hit me with your best shot.
- 607
- 00:45:23,388 --> 00:45:26,139
- Why don't you hit me
- with your best shot.
- 608
- 00:45:27,809 --> 00:45:30,227
- Hit me with your best shot.
- 609
- 00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:32,938
- Fire away.
- 610
- 00:45:35,942 --> 00:45:37,901
- It must have been love.
- 611
- 00:45:39,237 --> 00:45:42,823
- But it's over now.
- 612
- 00:45:43,825 --> 00:45:45,992
- But it's over right now.
- 613
- 00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:48,662
- The negative side effects
- of medical marijuana, folks.
- 614
- 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:49,871
- You are...
- 615
- 00:45:50,123 --> 00:45:51,540
- Cut off!
- 616
- 00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:54,751
- Stoney baloney. Let's check
- out our next category.
- 617
- 00:45:55,211 --> 00:45:57,295
- So, we just pick any
- song that works?
- 618
- 00:45:57,380 --> 00:46:01,174
- Yeah, any song.
- And you just go with it? Nice.
- 619
- 00:46:01,342 --> 00:46:02,759
- And our
- next category is...
- 620
- 00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:05,053
- Songs about sex. Sex?
- 621
- 00:46:07,140 --> 00:46:08,598
- Na na na Come on.
- 622
- 00:46:10,351 --> 00:46:14,438
- Na na na na na
- Come on, come on, come on.
- 623
- 00:46:15,356 --> 00:46:19,025
- 'Cause I may be bad
- But I'm perfectly good at it.
- 624
- 00:46:19,235 --> 00:46:23,113
- Sex in the air, I don't care
- I love the smell of it.
- 625
- 00:46:23,197 --> 00:46:26,283
- Sticks and stones
- May break my bones.
- 626
- 00:46:26,367 --> 00:46:30,537
- But chains and whips Excite me.
- 627
- 00:46:30,872 --> 00:46:34,374
- 'Cause I may be bad
- But I'm perfectly good at it.
- 628
- 00:46:34,459 --> 00:46:38,128
- Sex, baby
- Let's talk about you and me.
- 629
- 00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:43,091
- Let's talk about all the good things
- and the bad things that may be.
- 630
- 00:46:43,176 --> 00:46:45,051
- Let's talk about sex.
- 631
- 00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:48,054
- Let's talk about sex
- A little bit, a little bit.
- 632
- 00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:49,473
- Let's talk about sex, baby.
- 633
- 00:46:49,557 --> 00:46:51,933
- Baby, all through the night
- 634
- 00:46:52,268 --> 00:46:56,730
- I'll make love to you
- Like you want me to.
- 635
- 00:46:57,231 --> 00:47:00,650
- And I guess it's just
- the woman in you.
- 636
- 00:47:01,611 --> 00:47:05,655
- That brings out the man in me
- 637
- 00:47:06,115 --> 00:47:10,035
- I know I can't help myself.
- 638
- 00:47:10,119 --> 00:47:13,538
- You're all in the world to me.
- 639
- 00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:18,418
- It feels like the first time.
- 640
- 00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:22,672
- It feels like the
- very first time.
- 641
- 00:47:23,591 --> 00:47:27,093
- It feels like the first time
- 642
- 00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:30,388
- it's going down, fade to Blackstreet
- The homies got RB, collab' creations.
- 643
- 00:47:30,473 --> 00:47:32,849
- Bump like acne, no doubt
- I put it down, never slouch.
- 644
- 00:47:32,934 --> 00:47:35,727
- As long as my credit can vouch a
- dog couldn't catch me straight up.
- 645
- 00:47:35,811 --> 00:47:38,897
- Tell me who can stop when Dre makin'
- moves attracting honeys like a magnet.
- 646
- 00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:41,775
- Giving 'em eargasms
- with my mellow accent.
- 647
- 00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:44,945
- Still moving this flavor With the
- homies Blackstreet and Teddy.
- 648
- 00:47:45,404 --> 00:47:47,614
- The original rump shakers.
- 649
- 00:47:49,492 --> 00:47:50,867
- Keep going.
- 650
- 00:47:55,623 --> 00:47:58,833
- Shorty get down, good Lord.
- 651
- 00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:02,671
- Baby got 'em open all over town.
- 652
- 00:48:03,172 --> 00:48:05,507
- Strictly biz, she
- don't play around.
- 653
- 00:48:05,591 --> 00:48:09,052
- Cover much ground,
- got game by the pound.
- 654
- 00:48:09,136 --> 00:48:11,263
- Getting paid is her forte.
- 655
- 00:48:11,347 --> 00:48:13,473
- Each and every day,
- true player way
- 656
- 00:48:14,141 --> 00:48:16,351
- I can't get her out of my mind.
- 657
- 00:48:16,561 --> 00:48:17,602
- Okay.
- 658
- 00:48:17,687 --> 00:48:19,312
- I think about the
- girl all the time
- 659
- 00:48:20,147 --> 00:48:23,233
- I like the way you
- work it no diggity
- 660
- 00:48:23,317 --> 00:48:25,443
- I got to bag it up, baby
- 661
- 00:48:25,528 --> 00:48:28,530
- I like the way you work it
- No diggity
- 662
- 00:48:28,614 --> 00:48:30,949
- I got to bag it up, baby
- 663
- 00:48:31,117 --> 00:48:33,910
- I like the way you work it
- No diggity
- 664
- 00:48:33,995 --> 00:48:36,329
- I got to bag it up, baby
- 665
- 00:48:36,414 --> 00:48:39,499
- I like the way you work it
- No diggity
- 666
- 00:48:39,584 --> 00:48:41,376
- I got to bag it up, baby
- 667
- 00:48:41,794 --> 00:48:44,629
- I like the way you work it
- No diggity
- 668
- 00:48:44,714 --> 00:48:47,090
- I got to bag it up, baby
- 669
- 00:48:47,174 --> 00:48:50,093
- I like the way you work it
- No diggity
- 670
- 00:48:50,177 --> 00:48:52,721
- I got to bag it up We out
- 671
- 00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,019
- I mean, you're welcome.
- 672
- 00:49:03,024 --> 00:49:04,608
- It's a tough blow, ladies.
- 673
- 00:49:04,692 --> 00:49:08,361
- The word you needed to match was
- "it." And you sang, "it's."
- 674
- 00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:11,072
- You are... Cut off!
- 675
- 00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:12,907
- Are you serious?
- The Trebles win!
- 676
- 00:49:13,534 --> 00:49:15,952
- Beca, I'm sorry. You lost.
- 677
- 00:49:16,037 --> 00:49:19,789
- I've never heard that rule! Ladies,
- ladies, come on. Come back.
- 678
- 00:49:20,207 --> 00:49:21,666
- Sorry.
- 679
- 00:49:22,251 --> 00:49:23,543
- Money in the bank.
- 680
- 00:49:25,379 --> 00:49:28,340
- Enjoy watching us
- win the lCCAs.
- 681
- 00:49:28,424 --> 00:49:32,802
- On the TV. On a regional
- cable affiliate.
- 682
- 00:49:33,012 --> 00:49:34,346
- Before everybody
- goes to bed tonight,
- 683
- 00:49:34,430 --> 00:49:36,097
- I need you to make a list
- of everything you did wrong.
- 684
- 00:49:36,182 --> 00:49:38,266
- I'm gonna melt that
- Cabbage Patch Kid.
- 685
- 00:49:38,851 --> 00:49:40,977
- Hey, guys, what we just
- did was great, right?
- 686
- 00:49:41,062 --> 00:49:43,188
- Calm your pits, Beca.
- We still lost.
- 687
- 00:49:43,397 --> 00:49:46,149
- Yeah, but it was spontaneous.
- It was awesome.
- 688
- 00:49:46,233 --> 00:49:47,192
- We were actually
- listening to...
- 689
- 00:49:47,276 --> 00:49:48,652
- Okay, everybody, hands in.
- 690
- 00:49:48,736 --> 00:49:50,236
- "" On my count.
- 691
- 00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:52,322
- On three or after three?
- On three.
- 692
- 00:49:52,406 --> 00:49:53,990
- After three. One, two, three.
- 693
- 00:49:54,075 --> 00:49:55,075
- That's not how we do it.
- 694
- 00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:57,243
- Why can't we figure this out?
- 695
- 00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:03,833
- So, I just find songs that have
- the same chord progressions
- 696
- 00:50:03,918 --> 00:50:05,752
- and create a track that
- blends them together.
- 697
- 00:50:05,836 --> 00:50:08,296
- So, like, this is
- the new bass line,
- 698
- 00:50:08,881 --> 00:50:11,591
- and this is matching
- up downbeats.
- 699
- 00:50:13,511 --> 00:50:15,428
- I'm talking really loud.
- 700
- 00:50:16,138 --> 00:50:17,764
- That's me singing.
- 701
- 00:50:28,609 --> 00:50:30,193
- This is really good.
- 702
- 00:50:30,528 --> 00:50:32,320
- Now I'm the one yelling, right?
- 703
- 00:50:34,573 --> 00:50:35,782
- That is amazing, Beca.
- 704
- 00:50:36,575 --> 00:50:37,826
- Thanks.
- 705
- 00:50:38,953 --> 00:50:41,037
- So, I brought this over,
- 706
- 00:50:41,122 --> 00:50:44,165
- because I wanna watch you
- watch the end of this movie.
- 707
- 00:50:45,418 --> 00:50:47,043
- And then I can die a hero.
- 708
- 00:50:51,632 --> 00:50:53,007
- Wait, actually...
- 709
- 00:50:54,468 --> 00:50:56,594
- You have a habit of making yourself
- at home, did you know that?
- 710
- 00:50:56,679 --> 00:50:57,804
- Yeah.
- 711
- 00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:06,980
- Okay.
- 712
- 00:51:08,482 --> 00:51:10,817
- The Breakfast Club. 1985.
- 713
- 00:51:10,901 --> 00:51:13,153
- Greatest ending
- to any movie ever.
- 714
- 00:51:13,946 --> 00:51:16,531
- This song launched
- Simple Minds in the US.
- 715
- 00:51:16,615 --> 00:51:19,117
- Could have been a Billy ldol
- song, but he turned it down.
- 716
- 00:51:19,535 --> 00:51:20,535
- Idiot.
- 717
- 00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:25,039
- Perfectly sums up the movie.
- It's equally beautiful and sad.
- 718
- 00:51:27,001 --> 00:51:28,418
- That is fascinating.
- 719
- 00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:29,669
- Right?
- 720
- 00:51:30,171 --> 00:51:33,131
- Tell me, what does Judd
- Nelson eat for breakfast?
- 721
- 00:51:33,215 --> 00:51:36,843
- Well, like all misunderstood
- rebels, he feeds on hypocrisy.
- 722
- 00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:37,969
- Sure.
- 723
- 00:51:38,053 --> 00:51:41,222
- And black coffee to help
- with his morning dumps.
- 724
- 00:51:42,558 --> 00:51:43,600
- You're an idiot.
- 725
- 00:51:43,684 --> 00:51:45,769
- It's true. I'm full
- of fun facts.
- 726
- 00:51:45,853 --> 00:51:47,937
- You should let other people
- tell you they're fun.
- 727
- 00:51:48,022 --> 00:51:49,022
- And an athlete.
- 728
- 00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:51,441
- And a basket case.
- 729
- 00:51:51,525 --> 00:51:52,901
- A princess.
- 730
- 00:51:52,985 --> 00:51:54,527
- And a criminal.
- 731
- 00:51:54,862 --> 00:51:56,946
- Does that answer
- your question?
- 732
- 00:51:57,740 --> 00:52:00,617
- Sincerely yours,
- the Breakfast Club.
- 733
- 00:52:05,706 --> 00:52:07,040
- You're missing the ending.
- 734
- 00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:08,291
- Sorry.
- 735
- 00:52:18,928 --> 00:52:21,638
- It's good. I'm sure
- the beginning is...
- 736
- 00:52:24,308 --> 00:52:26,017
- The white girl is back.
- 737
- 00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:31,731
- And I'm out.
- 738
- 00:52:35,319 --> 00:52:37,529
- Always a pleasure, Kimmy Jin.
- 739
- 00:52:40,407 --> 00:52:42,742
- So... Excuse me. Excuse me.
- 740
- 00:52:57,925 --> 00:53:00,426
- I should have taken that
- cardio tip more seriously.
- 741
- 00:53:00,511 --> 00:53:01,678
- How much have you done?
- 742
- 00:53:01,762 --> 00:53:03,054
- You just saw it.
- 743
- 00:53:03,138 --> 00:53:05,265
- Chloe, you gotta be
- able to hit that last note.
- 744
- 00:53:05,349 --> 00:53:07,058
- I can't. It's impossible.
- 745
- 00:53:07,142 --> 00:53:08,935
- And it's because of
- my, my nodes.
- 746
- 00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:10,186
- Her nodes. Her nodes.
- 747
- 00:53:10,271 --> 00:53:13,106
- Well, if you can't do it, then
- someone else needs to solo.
- 748
- 00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:15,733
- I think Beca should
- take my solo.
- 749
- 00:53:15,943 --> 00:53:18,069
- Yeah, Beca would be excellent.
- 750
- 00:53:18,153 --> 00:53:21,865
- But also, someone else
- might be equally as excellent.
- 751
- 00:53:22,908 --> 00:53:25,535
- It's true.
- And they might be shy
- 752
- 00:53:25,619 --> 00:53:28,037
- and not wanna come forward
- and say they wanted a solo.
- 753
- 00:53:28,122 --> 00:53:31,541
- Well, Beca doesn't
- want a solo, so...
- 754
- 00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:33,042
- I would be happy to do it
- 755
- 00:53:33,127 --> 00:53:34,794
- if I got to pick a new song
- and do an arrangement.
- 756
- 00:53:34,879 --> 00:53:36,713
- Well, that's not how
- we run things here.
- 757
- 00:53:37,047 --> 00:53:39,799
- Aubrey, maybe Beca has a point.
- Maybe we could try something new.
- 758
- 00:53:39,884 --> 00:53:40,967
- A-ca-scuse me?
- 759
- 00:53:42,094 --> 00:53:45,763
- You can sing Turn the Beat Around and
- that's the last I wanna hear of this.
- 760
- 00:53:46,765 --> 00:53:49,517
- That song is tired.
- We're not gonna win with it.
- 761
- 00:53:49,602 --> 00:53:51,185
- If we pull samples
- from different genres
- 762
- 00:53:51,270 --> 00:53:52,603
- and layer them together,
- we could make some...
- 763
- 00:53:52,605 --> 00:53:55,648
- Okay, let me explain something to you
- because you still don't seem to get it.
- 764
- 00:53:55,983 --> 00:53:59,319
- Our goal is to get back to the finals
- and these songs will get us there.
- 765
- 00:53:59,820 --> 00:54:03,948
- So, excuse me if I don't take advice from
- some alt-girl with her mad lib beats,
- 766
- 00:54:04,033 --> 00:54:05,909
- because she's never even
- been in competition.
- 767
- 00:54:05,993 --> 00:54:07,285
- Have I made myself clear?
- 768
- 00:54:07,786 --> 00:54:09,662
- Crystal. I won't solo.
- 769
- 00:54:10,289 --> 00:54:11,372
- Fine.
- 770
- 00:54:11,957 --> 00:54:13,708
- Fat Amy? Yes, sir?
- 771
- 00:54:13,834 --> 00:54:15,084
- You'll solo.
- 772
- 00:54:16,337 --> 00:54:19,631
- Yes! Yes.
- 773
- 00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:42,403
- Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
- 774
- 00:54:42,488 --> 00:54:46,491
- The 2012 southeastern regional
- competition has officially begun.
- 775
- 00:54:46,784 --> 00:54:48,701
- Yes, I'm Gail Abernathy McCadd,
- 776
- 00:54:48,786 --> 00:54:51,245
- and to my right is fellow a
- cappella alum John Smith
- 777
- 00:54:51,330 --> 00:54:54,165
- and we are live from
- Carolina University.
- 778
- 00:54:54,249 --> 00:54:56,501
- It's a new season
- for a cappella.
- 779
- 00:54:56,585 --> 00:54:59,504
- The regionals begin the
- long road to Lincoln Center
- 780
- 00:54:59,588 --> 00:55:02,465
- where all of these youngsters
- hope to one day win a trophy
- 781
- 00:55:02,549 --> 00:55:04,550
- by making music
- with their mouths.
- 782
- 00:55:16,814 --> 00:55:19,899
- A cappella out of
- sock puppets? Genius.
- 783
- 00:55:20,234 --> 00:55:22,276
- Yeah, look at the black
- one with the white sock.
- 784
- 00:55:22,361 --> 00:55:23,486
- It's making a statement.
- 785
- 00:55:23,570 --> 00:55:26,239
- There's no craft there. Watching
- them will make you worse.
- 786
- 00:55:26,573 --> 00:55:27,907
- At least they're different.
- 787
- 00:55:30,119 --> 00:55:33,162
- And the Sockappellas,
- once again proving
- 788
- 00:55:33,247 --> 00:55:36,958
- that it doesn't get better for
- everyone after high school.
- 789
- 00:55:49,847 --> 00:55:50,930
- Do we clap?
- 790
- 00:55:51,015 --> 00:55:52,098
- No, we don't. Never.
- 791
- 00:55:56,478 --> 00:55:57,770
- Hands in.
- 792
- 00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:01,858
- Remember, "" on three.
- 793
- 00:56:01,942 --> 00:56:03,526
- One, two...
- 794
- 00:56:03,610 --> 00:56:04,902
- Wait, you said we'd...
- 795
- 00:56:06,071 --> 00:56:07,196
- I'm sorry.
- 796
- 00:56:07,281 --> 00:56:09,115
- It's okay,
- it's gonna be okay. Okay.
- 797
- 00:56:09,199 --> 00:56:11,075
- Let's give it up
- for the Barden Bellas!
- 798
- 00:56:14,955 --> 00:56:16,205
- Wow.
- 799
- 00:56:16,582 --> 00:56:22,628
- This does not look like the fresh-faced
- nubile Bellas that we have come to know.
- 800
- 00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:26,174
- Is it me or are those skirts
- just not working anymore?
- 801
- 00:56:26,550 --> 00:56:27,925
- You're walking the line, John.
- 802
- 00:56:28,010 --> 00:56:31,554
- It's a nice surprise to see
- the Bellas mixing it up.
- 803
- 00:56:31,638 --> 00:56:35,016
- It's refreshing, yet
- displeasing to the eye.
- 804
- 00:56:41,690 --> 00:56:43,941
- One, two, three, four.
- 805
- 00:56:54,661 --> 00:56:56,245
- The Barden Bellas
- bringing back
- 806
- 00:56:56,330 --> 00:56:59,082
- the same song they sang
- at last year's finals.
- 807
- 00:56:59,166 --> 00:57:02,251
- And all eyes will be on
- senior Aubrey Posen.
- 808
- 00:57:02,336 --> 00:57:04,253
- She could toss some
- cookies at any moment.
- 809
- 00:57:27,319 --> 00:57:30,446
- And she makes it through, folks.
- No cookie toss.
- 810
- 00:57:55,764 --> 00:57:58,975
- John, a change of pace could not come
- soon enough here for the Barden Bellas.
- 811
- 00:57:59,268 --> 00:58:01,769
- This is not a great way
- to start their season.
- 812
- 00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:07,150
- Yeah, this number is like an
- elephant dart to the public's face.
- 813
- 00:58:16,076 --> 00:58:17,118
- Yeah!
- 814
- 00:58:58,493 --> 00:58:59,493
- Yes.
- 815
- 00:59:07,002 --> 00:59:08,794
- Yeah, Fat Amy.
- 816
- 00:59:09,296 --> 00:59:10,421
- Boo!
- 817
- 00:59:10,505 --> 00:59:13,591
- The Barden Bellas went deep into
- the archive for that song, John.
- 818
- 00:59:13,675 --> 00:59:15,927
- I remember singing it
- with my own a cappella group.
- 819
- 00:59:16,011 --> 00:59:17,470
- And what group was that, Gail?
- 820
- 00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:18,763
- The Minstrel Cycles, John.
- 821
- 00:59:19,932 --> 00:59:21,098
- Well, that's an
- unfortunate name.
- 822
- 00:59:21,350 --> 00:59:24,477
- Thank you. Really incredible.
- 823
- 00:59:24,853 --> 00:59:27,438
- The Barden Bellas. Thank you.
- 824
- 00:59:31,235 --> 00:59:32,443
- That was great.
- 825
- 00:59:32,527 --> 00:59:33,569
- Amazing.
- 826
- 00:59:33,654 --> 00:59:36,572
- You know, there must be something in the
- water over there at Barden University,
- 827
- 00:59:36,657 --> 00:59:38,157
- 'cause this next group
- is also from Barden.
- 828
- 00:59:38,242 --> 00:59:43,037
- Ladies and gentlemen, the
- Barden University Treblemakers.
- 829
- 00:59:43,163 --> 00:59:47,083
- Here we go, the Barden Treblemakers. They're
- on the trail for Lincoln Center, huh?
- 830
- 00:59:47,167 --> 00:59:49,210
- Absolutely, they
- always are, Gail.
- 831
- 00:59:49,294 --> 00:59:52,088
- My favorite, and
- everyone's favorite.
- 832
- 00:59:52,172 --> 00:59:55,424
- Now it says here in my notes that
- their front man Bumper Allen
- 833
- 00:59:55,509 --> 00:59:59,095
- has recently released his
- own line of sports sandals.
- 834
- 01:00:01,014 --> 01:00:02,014
- Shh!
- 835
- 01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:31,460
- Boy, the bad boys of a cappella
- have just gotten badder.
- 836
- 01:00:31,545 --> 01:00:32,670
- Whoo! That's right, John.
- 837
- 01:00:32,754 --> 01:00:35,798
- I'm gonna have to excuse myself
- to freshen up the downtown.
- 838
- 01:00:35,882 --> 01:00:37,049
- Can I help?
- 839
- 01:01:03,118 --> 01:01:06,329
- Ladies and gentlemen, the moment
- we've all been waiting for.
- 840
- 01:01:06,413 --> 01:01:09,749
- The results of tonight's
- regional competition.
- 841
- 01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:12,752
- In third place,
- the Sockappellas!
- 842
- 01:01:16,798 --> 01:01:18,007
- Yeah, lucky you.
- In second place,
- 843
- 01:01:18,091 --> 01:01:21,969
- and advancing to this year's
- semi-finals, the Barden Bellas.
- 844
- 01:01:22,429 --> 01:01:23,512
- Yeah.
- 845
- 01:01:24,639 --> 01:01:25,765
- Yes!
- 846
- 01:01:25,849 --> 01:01:27,266
- Awesome.
- 847
- 01:01:27,351 --> 01:01:28,976
- Nice. Nice.
- 848
- 01:01:29,061 --> 01:01:30,186
- Hey,
- 849
- 01:01:30,270 --> 01:01:33,356
- And the winner of tonight's
- regional competition,
- 850
- 01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:35,649
- defending their crown,
- ladies and gentlemen,
- 851
- 01:01:35,734 --> 01:01:38,235
- the Barden University
- Treblemakers!
- 852
- 01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:39,737
- Way to go, Trebles.
- 853
- 01:01:42,949 --> 01:01:44,617
- Yes! Yes!
- 854
- 01:01:47,412 --> 01:01:48,454
- That's right!
- 855
- 01:02:26,076 --> 01:02:29,078
- I'm willing to sign breasts.
- Yes! I'm willing to sign...
- 856
- 01:02:29,162 --> 01:02:32,998
- Look who it is. Old dudes.
- 857
- 01:02:33,291 --> 01:02:34,834
- Get a life.
- 858
- 01:02:34,918 --> 01:02:36,710
- Sonic boom.
- 859
- 01:02:36,795 --> 01:02:38,421
- Just 'cause we graduated
- a few years ago,
- 860
- 01:02:38,505 --> 01:02:41,382
- doesn't mean we can't still get off
- performing our oral magic, all right?
- 861
- 01:02:41,466 --> 01:02:42,466
- Oral magic?
- 862
- 01:02:42,551 --> 01:02:44,468
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy, buddy.
- 863
- 01:02:44,553 --> 01:02:45,995
- Are you looking for what I
- think you're looking for?
- 864
- 01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:47,346
- Yeah, a fight?
- You looking for a fight?
- 865
- 01:02:47,431 --> 01:02:49,140
- Please, please. Please say
- you're looking for a fight.
- 866
- 01:02:49,224 --> 01:02:52,101
- Please, please say
- you're looking for a fight.
- 867
- 01:02:52,185 --> 01:02:54,437
- Yes! I will fight.
- 868
- 01:02:54,521 --> 01:02:56,689
- I would fight him,
- 869
- 01:02:56,773 --> 01:03:00,860
- but I tore a quad within
- the midst of the dance...
- 870
- 01:03:00,944 --> 01:03:03,195
- Hey, Gandhi. Hey, you, are
- we doing this or what?
- 871
- 01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:04,280
- Hit me. What?
- 872
- 01:03:04,364 --> 01:03:05,489
- Let's get it on!
- 873
- 01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:08,617
- Mmm-mmm.
- 874
- 01:03:08,702 --> 01:03:11,328
- I've wrestled crocodiles
- and dingoes simultaneously.
- 875
- 01:03:11,455 --> 01:03:12,625
- Come here! Why do you
- want me to hit you?
- 876
- 01:03:12,706 --> 01:03:13,747
- I don't wanna do that.
- 877
- 01:03:13,832 --> 01:03:16,125
- I need to feel something.
- Hit me as hard as you can.
- 878
- 01:03:16,209 --> 01:03:18,919
- Hit me hard. Take this. Take this.
- I want you to hit me with it.
- 879
- 01:03:19,004 --> 01:03:21,046
- I'm just gonna...
- I'm just gonna check on them.
- 880
- 01:03:21,131 --> 01:03:24,341
- The kraken has been unleashed.
- Feel the Fat Amy force!
- 881
- 01:03:27,012 --> 01:03:28,137
- Hey.
- 882
- 01:03:28,221 --> 01:03:30,890
- My God. My gosh.
- 883
- 01:03:32,726 --> 01:03:33,934
- That's fantastic!
- 884
- 01:03:34,019 --> 01:03:35,728
- Amy, don't. Amy!
- Feel the fat power.
- 885
- 01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:38,189
- Fat Amy! Kick me in the balls!
- 886
- 01:03:39,566 --> 01:03:40,691
- Amy!
- 887
- 01:03:41,401 --> 01:03:43,652
- Give me the sharp weapon,
- I wanna put it up his butt!
- 888
- 01:03:43,737 --> 01:03:45,571
- Ooh! Cherry on top.
- 889
- 01:03:51,411 --> 01:03:52,453
- Which way are you running?
- 890
- 01:03:52,537 --> 01:03:54,246
- This way. This way. All right.
- 891
- 01:03:54,748 --> 01:03:55,956
- Beautiful.
- 892
- 01:03:56,249 --> 01:03:57,416
- Amy!
- 893
- 01:03:57,501 --> 01:03:58,751
- Vertical running.
- 894
- 01:03:59,252 --> 01:04:00,503
- I'm vertical running.
- 895
- 01:04:02,088 --> 01:04:03,964
- Hey, Hilary Swank from
- Million Dollar Baby.
- 896
- 01:04:04,049 --> 01:04:07,301
- Hey, you know you just have to
- say, "Hey, Million Dollar Baby."
- 897
- 01:04:07,385 --> 01:04:10,137
- You don't have to reference
- the specific actress.
- 898
- 01:04:10,222 --> 01:04:12,389
- Damn. Prison changed you.
- 899
- 01:04:13,099 --> 01:04:14,683
- Thanks for bailing me out.
- 900
- 01:04:14,768 --> 01:04:15,768
- Well, I didn't.
- 901
- 01:04:16,436 --> 01:04:17,603
- You called my dad?
- 902
- 01:04:17,687 --> 01:04:19,772
- I know, I know, but they were
- putting you in handcuffs, Bec.
- 903
- 01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:20,940
- It looked pretty serious.
- 904
- 01:04:21,024 --> 01:04:22,525
- That doesn't mean
- you call my dad.
- 905
- 01:04:22,609 --> 01:04:24,735
- Who else was I gonna call? Okay,
- why are you yelling at me?
- 906
- 01:04:24,819 --> 01:04:25,903
- I'm the only one here.
- 907
- 01:04:25,987 --> 01:04:27,905
- I didn't ask you to be.
- 908
- 01:04:28,740 --> 01:04:29,823
- I was just trying to help you.
- 909
- 01:04:29,908 --> 01:04:32,243
- I don't need your help,
- you're not my boyfriend.
- 910
- 01:04:33,119 --> 01:04:34,161
- Got it.
- 911
- 01:04:34,246 --> 01:04:36,080
- Dad, it's not a big deal.
- Yeah, it's a big deal.
- 912
- 01:04:36,331 --> 01:04:37,706
- I get a call in the
- middle of the night
- 913
- 01:04:37,791 --> 01:04:40,834
- saying my daughter's been arrested
- for destruction of property.
- 914
- 01:04:40,919 --> 01:04:43,629
- It was a misunderstanding and
- I was protecting my friends.
- 915
- 01:04:43,713 --> 01:04:46,298
- I was putting myself
- out there. Making memories.
- 916
- 01:04:46,383 --> 01:04:49,885
- If you think I'm paying for you to
- go to LA after a stunt like this,
- 917
- 01:04:49,970 --> 01:04:51,428
- I'm not. Get in the car.
- 918
- 01:04:51,805 --> 01:04:53,556
- You're not even gonna hear
- what I have to say about this?
- 919
- 01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:55,391
- No, not tonight. Just get in.
- 920
- 01:05:07,529 --> 01:05:08,654
- Hey!
- 921
- 01:05:10,323 --> 01:05:11,407
- What up, Shawshank?
- 922
- 01:05:11,491 --> 01:05:12,783
- Did you get yourself a bitch?
- 923
- 01:05:12,867 --> 01:05:14,159
- Did they spray you with a hose?
- 924
- 01:05:14,786 --> 01:05:16,662
- I did a turn at County.
- 925
- 01:05:18,164 --> 01:05:19,206
- You guys waited up for me?
- 926
- 01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:20,666
- Of course we waited up for you.
- 927
- 01:05:21,418 --> 01:05:24,920
- They've been here for hours.
- It's a real inconvenience, Beca.
- 928
- 01:05:26,590 --> 01:05:28,591
- Beca, I'm glad you're here.
- 929
- 01:05:29,050 --> 01:05:31,302
- I'm calling an
- emergency Bella meeting.
- 930
- 01:05:31,386 --> 01:05:32,511
- No.
- 931
- 01:05:32,596 --> 01:05:34,555
- First up... Yes.
- 932
- 01:05:34,681 --> 01:05:37,266
- Our score sheet revealed that the
- Sockappellas almost beat us.
- 933
- 01:05:37,350 --> 01:05:40,936
- And Fat Amy, you need to do it
- exactly how we rehearsed it, okay?
- 934
- 01:05:41,021 --> 01:05:42,021
- No surprises.
- 935
- 01:05:42,105 --> 01:05:44,315
- We should be taking risks.
- It's not enough to be good,
- 936
- 01:05:44,399 --> 01:05:46,108
- we need to put ourselves
- out there, be different.
- 937
- 01:05:46,192 --> 01:05:49,111
- Beca's right. The Trebles never
- sing the same song twice.
- 938
- 01:05:49,195 --> 01:05:51,447
- The audience love the
- Trebles, they tolerate us.
- 939
- 01:05:51,531 --> 01:05:54,617
- We could change the
- face of a cappella if we...
- 940
- 01:05:54,701 --> 01:05:56,869
- My God, that sounded so queerballs.
- What's happening to me?
- 941
- 01:05:58,705 --> 01:06:00,956
- Let me show you this arrangement
- I've been working on.
- 942
- 01:06:01,374 --> 01:06:02,791
- I didn't know
- you were into this stuff.
- 943
- 01:06:02,876 --> 01:06:03,917
- Yeah.
- 944
- 01:06:05,170 --> 01:06:09,089
- Okay, I have the pitch pipe, and I say
- that we focus on the set list as planned.
- 945
- 01:06:10,133 --> 01:06:12,676
- From now on, there will be
- no more wasting time with work
- 946
- 01:06:12,761 --> 01:06:16,305
- or school or boyfriends
- or partners.
- 947
- 01:06:16,389 --> 01:06:18,474
- Sorry, Cynthia Rose.
- 948
- 01:06:19,559 --> 01:06:21,852
- But Aubrey, this stuff
- is pretty cool. I mean...
- 949
- 01:06:21,936 --> 01:06:24,104
- Okay. Rehearsal tomorrow,
- 8:00 a.m. sharp.
- 950
- 01:06:36,409 --> 01:06:37,701
- Hey!
- 951
- 01:06:39,371 --> 01:06:42,414
- This is my track! You're
- playing my song right now!
- 952
- 01:06:42,916 --> 01:06:45,209
- That is awesome! You like it?
- 953
- 01:06:45,335 --> 01:06:48,128
- You put it on the
- radio! That is amazing!
- 954
- 01:06:48,546 --> 01:06:50,172
- It's a sick beat.
- 955
- 01:06:51,424 --> 01:06:53,300
- Yeah, I always thought
- her beats were pretty sick.
- 956
- 01:06:53,385 --> 01:06:56,387
- Hey, Becky, listen, spring break, I
- want you to take the night shift.
- 957
- 01:06:56,471 --> 01:06:57,513
- Play your music.
- 958
- 01:06:58,390 --> 01:07:02,601
- The DJ at the Garage does a brilliant
- version of this, but yours? It's better.
- 959
- 01:07:02,936 --> 01:07:04,186
- Yeah, it is.
- 960
- 01:07:04,270 --> 01:07:07,439
- I'm gonna listen to her tonight. I think
- you should... You should come with.
- 961
- 01:07:07,524 --> 01:07:09,066
- I have a thing.
- 962
- 01:07:09,776 --> 01:07:11,193
- Flight attendant training?
- 963
- 01:07:11,277 --> 01:07:15,114
- It's Barden Bellas. I have
- the semi-finals tonight.
- 964
- 01:07:15,615 --> 01:07:19,201
- Really? I did not have you
- pegged as an a cappella girl.
- 965
- 01:07:19,285 --> 01:07:21,203
- That's 'cause you don't
- know Becky like I do.
- 966
- 01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:22,705
- See you tonight.
- 967
- 01:07:40,098 --> 01:07:42,474
- Okay, don't you
- flat-butts worry, I got this.
- 968
- 01:07:42,642 --> 01:07:44,309
- I'm just gonna pump and dump.
- 969
- 01:07:45,478 --> 01:07:46,520
- I don't care what you say.
- 970
- 01:07:46,604 --> 01:07:49,523
- Sisqó live, best performance
- ever, I've ever seen.
- 971
- 01:07:49,607 --> 01:07:51,400
- "Thong Song" isn't his only hit.
- Yeah.
- 972
- 01:07:55,113 --> 01:07:56,155
- All right? That's serious.
- 973
- 01:07:56,239 --> 01:07:57,364
- Yo, Bump, is that Fat Amy?
- 974
- 01:07:58,324 --> 01:08:00,075
- Donald, slow down! Slow down!
- 975
- 01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:01,910
- Yeah! All right!
- 976
- 01:08:02,662 --> 01:08:05,038
- Hey, Amy? Sabotage!
- 977
- 01:08:10,879 --> 01:08:12,546
- I've been shot.
- 978
- 01:08:14,215 --> 01:08:17,217
- I've just been shot! Help me.
- 979
- 01:08:17,302 --> 01:08:18,677
- Fat Amy!
- 980
- 01:08:19,471 --> 01:08:21,096
- They shot Amy!
- 981
- 01:08:21,181 --> 01:08:23,015
- I've got you. I've got you.
- 982
- 01:08:24,434 --> 01:08:28,270
- No, no, no. I'm talking,
- I'm talking... I'm sitting up.
- 983
- 01:08:28,354 --> 01:08:30,189
- - All right. Cool.
- - There's no need for that.
- 984
- 01:08:30,523 --> 01:08:32,065
- No mouth to mouth.
- 985
- 01:08:32,150 --> 01:08:35,694
- Shit. Bumper threw
- a big-ass burrito at me.
- 986
- 01:08:37,030 --> 01:08:40,741
- I'm gonna kill him, I swear. I'm
- gonna finish him like a cheesecake.
- 987
- 01:09:05,975 --> 01:09:07,726
- You've got yourself
- a little something there.
- 988
- 01:09:07,811 --> 01:09:10,395
- Just leave it.
- It fuels my hate fire.
- 989
- 01:09:50,061 --> 01:09:51,520
- My God.
- 990
- 01:10:22,427 --> 01:10:23,969
- It's a... it's...
- 991
- 01:10:27,473 --> 01:10:29,141
- What the hell?
- 992
- 01:10:29,559 --> 01:10:33,645
- Um... it's pretty cool, actually. L
- think we're just running out of gas.
- 993
- 01:10:34,022 --> 01:10:35,939
- No, that can't be.
- You just filled the tank.
- 994
- 01:10:36,024 --> 01:10:37,816
- Yeah, I did.
- 995
- 01:10:39,319 --> 01:10:43,822
- And, yet, maybe I didn't, because
- I got hit by flying Mexican food.
- 996
- 01:10:49,287 --> 01:10:50,787
- And we're out.
- 997
- 01:10:51,664 --> 01:10:52,956
- A-ca-scuse me?
- 998
- 01:10:53,124 --> 01:10:54,708
- A-ca-believe it.
- 999
- 01:10:55,335 --> 01:10:57,169
- Man, what are we gonna do?
- 1000
- 01:10:57,253 --> 01:10:58,337
- Maybe we could call...
- 1001
- 01:10:58,421 --> 01:11:01,632
- No, don't even say it,
- Chloe. How dare you?
- 1002
- 01:11:01,716 --> 01:11:04,843
- No, actually that is a really good idea.
- I've got Bumper's number.
- 1003
- 01:11:04,928 --> 01:11:07,262
- Why do you have
- Bumper's number?
- 1004
- 01:11:17,607 --> 01:11:19,650
- So, Bellas,
- 1005
- 01:11:20,068 --> 01:11:24,363
- what boring, estrogen-filled set have
- you prepared for us this evening?
- 1006
- 01:11:24,697 --> 01:11:26,323
- Excuse me?
- 1007
- 01:11:26,532 --> 01:11:29,451
- But you guys are gonna get
- pitch-slapped so hard
- 1008
- 01:11:29,535 --> 01:11:31,161
- your man boobs are
- gonna concave.
- 1009
- 01:11:34,624 --> 01:11:36,249
- Nine miles, guys.
- 1010
- 01:11:46,094 --> 01:11:47,886
- That's pretty good.
- 1011
- 01:11:49,389 --> 01:11:51,390
- I set fires to feel joy.
- 1012
- 01:11:52,392 --> 01:11:54,059
- That's adorable.
- 1013
- 01:12:15,373 --> 01:12:16,873
- Five minutes, Bellas.
- 1014
- 01:12:16,958 --> 01:12:18,834
- Where did he come from? Shh!
- 1015
- 01:12:18,918 --> 01:12:22,587
- It's over. There's no way we can
- beat the Footnotes and the Trebles.
- 1016
- 01:12:52,452 --> 01:12:54,202
- Whoo! That little
- peanut can sing.
- 1017
- 01:12:54,287 --> 01:12:57,581
- He really can. It sounds to me, though,
- Gail, like his boys haven't dropped yet,
- 1018
- 01:12:57,665 --> 01:12:58,874
- if you know what I mean.
- 1019
- 01:12:58,958 --> 01:13:02,502
- If you mean his testicles, then I do, John.
- I do. I really do.
- 1020
- 01:13:02,587 --> 01:13:03,962
- A-ca-huddle, now.
- 1021
- 01:13:04,672 --> 01:13:07,716
- The top two teams go to the finals,
- so we just have to beat one of them.
- 1022
- 01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:12,471
- And if we do it exactly how we rehearsed
- it, we will get there, okay? Exactly.
- 1023
- 01:13:15,475 --> 01:13:16,558
- Hands in.
- 1024
- 01:13:18,144 --> 01:13:19,352
- On three
- or after three?
- 1025
- 01:13:19,937 --> 01:13:21,146
- Screw it. Let's just do it.
- 1026
- 01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:23,815
- Put your hands together
- for the Barden Bellas!
- 1027
- 01:13:25,193 --> 01:13:27,027
- Okay, the Bellas
- are coming out.
- 1028
- 01:13:28,821 --> 01:13:31,490
- Another step in this
- competition and...
- 1029
- 01:13:32,575 --> 01:13:34,743
- One, two, three, four...
- 1030
- 01:13:38,331 --> 01:13:39,539
- Here we go again.
- 1031
- 01:13:39,624 --> 01:13:41,541
- Looks like they're
- sticking with what they know.
- 1032
- 01:14:29,132 --> 01:14:30,924
- A little tension on
- the stage tonight.
- 1033
- 01:14:31,008 --> 01:14:32,384
- Claws are out.
- 1034
- 01:14:32,468 --> 01:14:36,138
- This is just friendly
- collegiate fun.
- 1035
- 01:14:36,222 --> 01:14:39,099
- It's a tough competition, but we're
- all here to have a good time.
- 1036
- 01:14:39,183 --> 01:14:42,519
- That's right, John. But a mistake can
- haunt you for the rest of your life
- 1037
- 01:14:42,603 --> 01:14:43,687
- and affect your children.
- 1038
- 01:14:50,444 --> 01:14:53,196
- What the hell, Beca? Were
- you trying to screw us up?
- 1039
- 01:14:53,489 --> 01:14:54,531
- Are you serious?
- 1040
- 01:14:54,615 --> 01:14:56,783
- Newsflash. This
- isn't the Beca show.
- 1041
- 01:14:56,868 --> 01:14:59,327
- Okay, I'm sorry
- that I messed you up,
- 1042
- 01:14:59,412 --> 01:15:02,289
- but in case you hadn't noticed, everybody
- pretty much dozed off during our set.
- 1043
- 01:15:02,415 --> 01:15:05,000
- It's not your job to decide
- what we do and when we do it.
- 1044
- 01:15:05,084 --> 01:15:09,254
- Why don't you ask the rest of the group how
- they felt about your little improvisation?
- 1045
- 01:15:12,300 --> 01:15:13,383
- Amy?
- 1046
- 01:15:14,218 --> 01:15:19,181
- It was cool. But it did take
- us a little bit by surprise.
- 1047
- 01:15:19,599 --> 01:15:21,057
- Yeah, a lot by surprise.
- 1048
- 01:15:21,767 --> 01:15:22,851
- A little.
- 1049
- 01:15:23,561 --> 01:15:26,021
- I told you she wasn't a Bella.
- Aubrey, don't.
- 1050
- 01:15:26,105 --> 01:15:28,356
- No, that's okay.
- You don't have to pretend
- 1051
- 01:15:28,441 --> 01:15:30,317
- you're allowed to have a
- say in the group, right?
- 1052
- 01:15:30,401 --> 01:15:33,028
- Your attitude sucks. You're
- a grade-A pain in my ass,
- 1053
- 01:15:33,112 --> 01:15:34,362
- and I know you're
- hooking up with Jesse.
- 1054
- 01:15:34,447 --> 01:15:36,781
- Whoa. Whoa. Aubrey, calm down.
- We're not hooking up, I swear.
- 1055
- 01:15:36,866 --> 01:15:40,702
- Jesus Christ! That's perfect. Of
- course you're here right now.
- 1056
- 01:15:40,786 --> 01:15:44,080
- I don't need your help,
- okay? Can you back off?
- 1057
- 01:15:44,165 --> 01:15:46,499
- Trebles.
- Time to bring the pain.
- 1058
- 01:15:48,669 --> 01:15:50,629
- If this is what
- I get for trying...
- 1059
- 01:15:53,049 --> 01:15:54,925
- Beca? Beca, wait.
- 1060
- 01:16:00,181 --> 01:16:01,348
- Aubrey, it actually
- went really well.
- 1061
- 01:16:01,432 --> 01:16:02,724
- Chloe, stop!
- 1062
- 01:16:02,808 --> 01:16:04,559
- Excuse me. My God. Okay.
- 1063
- 01:16:05,770 --> 01:16:08,563
- Beca? Beca, wait.
- 1064
- 01:16:22,370 --> 01:16:24,955
- And the Treblemakers
- seal the deal tonight.
- 1065
- 01:16:25,039 --> 01:16:28,625
- Unfortunately, Barden's other
- group, the Bellas, do not advance,
- 1066
- 01:16:28,709 --> 01:16:33,505
- and senior Aubrey Posen loses her chance to
- redeem herself from last year's Pukegate.
- 1067
- 01:16:41,973 --> 01:16:43,723
- Happy spring break.
- 1068
- 01:16:44,183 --> 01:16:45,392
- Thanks.
- 1069
- 01:18:11,062 --> 01:18:14,898
- In the simplest terms, in
- the most convenient definitions.
- 1070
- 01:18:14,982 --> 01:18:19,027
- But what we found out is that
- each one of us is a brain.
- 1071
- 01:18:19,111 --> 01:18:20,695
- And an athlete.
- 1072
- 01:18:20,780 --> 01:18:22,655
- And a basket case.
- 1073
- 01:18:22,740 --> 01:18:23,907
- A princess.
- 1074
- 01:18:23,991 --> 01:18:25,617
- And a criminal.
- 1075
- 01:18:25,701 --> 01:18:28,036
- Does that answer
- your question?
- 1076
- 01:18:28,788 --> 01:18:31,581
- Sincerely yours,
- the Breakfast Club.
- 1077
- 01:18:44,053 --> 01:18:45,637
- My God.
- 1078
- 01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:48,807
- Okay.
- 1079
- 01:18:59,068 --> 01:19:02,570
- We are from the Collegiate
- A Cappella Association.
- 1080
- 01:19:02,655 --> 01:19:06,324
- It has come to our attention
- that you are not in college.
- 1081
- 01:19:06,659 --> 01:19:08,410
- Ls this your mother?
- 1082
- 01:19:19,463 --> 01:19:21,297
- This is Aubrey Posen.
- 1083
- 01:19:24,844 --> 01:19:27,178
- Yes, thank you, sir.
- 1084
- 01:19:28,264 --> 01:19:31,474
- I look forward to seeing
- you again at Lincoln Center.
- 1085
- 01:19:33,894 --> 01:19:34,978
- Yes!
- 1086
- 01:19:48,701 --> 01:19:50,076
- Aubrey?
- 1087
- 01:20:02,214 --> 01:20:03,756
- I'm all in, bitches.
- 1088
- 01:20:17,062 --> 01:20:21,524
- Okay. The a-ca-gods have looked down on us
- and they have given us a second chance.
- 1089
- 01:20:21,609 --> 01:20:22,817
- Shalom!
- 1090
- 01:20:22,902 --> 01:20:23,985
- I texted Beca.
- 1091
- 01:20:24,069 --> 01:20:25,278
- You did what?
- 1092
- 01:20:25,362 --> 01:20:26,404
- She makes us better.
- 1093
- 01:20:26,489 --> 01:20:28,490
- That's not an opinion
- for you to have, Chloe.
- 1094
- 01:20:28,574 --> 01:20:30,158
- Why? Because it's not yours?
- 1095
- 01:20:30,242 --> 01:20:31,826
- You're not always
- right, you know.
- 1096
- 01:20:31,911 --> 01:20:33,661
- We will win without her.
- 1097
- 01:20:44,590 --> 01:20:47,425
- - Jesse, I know you're in there.
- - I can smell popcorn.
- 1098
- 01:20:48,636 --> 01:20:50,595
- Jesse, come on. Open up.
- 1099
- 01:20:59,355 --> 01:21:02,732
- Hey. I tried to call you. L
- left you a bunch of messages.
- 1100
- 01:21:03,150 --> 01:21:04,275
- Yeah, I got them.
- 1101
- 01:21:05,528 --> 01:21:06,653
- I'm sorry that we fought.
- 1102
- 01:21:06,737 --> 01:21:09,322
- I was mad and I overreacted
- and I'm just...
- 1103
- 01:21:09,406 --> 01:21:10,615
- Aubrey makes me crazy.
- 1104
- 01:21:10,866 --> 01:21:11,908
- Seriously?
- 1105
- 01:21:13,369 --> 01:21:15,286
- You think I'm mad
- because you yelled at me?
- 1106
- 01:21:16,163 --> 01:21:17,247
- No, I know...
- 1107
- 01:21:17,331 --> 01:21:20,750
- No, you don't. You think
- you know, but you don't.
- 1108
- 01:21:21,877 --> 01:21:26,005
- You push away anyone who could
- possibly care about you. Why is that?
- 1109
- 01:21:27,591 --> 01:21:28,925
- I don't know.
- 1110
- 01:21:29,510 --> 01:21:32,971
- Well, you better figure it out
- because I'm done with...
- 1111
- 01:21:34,014 --> 01:21:35,265
- Whatever this is.
- 1112
- 01:21:35,349 --> 01:21:36,808
- Jesse... I'm done.
- 1113
- 01:21:54,285 --> 01:21:55,493
- Women.
- 1114
- 01:21:55,995 --> 01:21:57,078
- Yeah.
- 1115
- 01:21:59,373 --> 01:22:00,582
- Okay, stop.
- 1116
- 01:22:00,666 --> 01:22:02,333
- What is happening to us?
- 1117
- 01:22:02,585 --> 01:22:05,420
- Chloe, you sound like
- you smoke three packs a day.
- 1118
- 01:22:05,504 --> 01:22:07,964
- Stacie, you are so
- behind on choreography.
- 1119
- 01:22:08,048 --> 01:22:11,759
- And Jessica and Ashley, it is like
- you haven't been here all year long.
- 1120
- 01:22:11,844 --> 01:22:12,885
- Aubrey, really?
- 1121
- 01:22:12,970 --> 01:22:14,262
- We've literally been
- here the whole time.
- 1122
- 01:22:14,680 --> 01:22:17,348
- Aubrey, please,
- just give us a break.
- 1123
- 01:22:17,433 --> 01:22:19,601
- It's kind of not the same
- without everyone here.
- 1124
- 01:22:19,685 --> 01:22:21,019
- We need Beca.
- 1125
- 01:22:21,103 --> 01:22:23,062
- Maybe if Aubrey loosened
- the reins a little bit.
- 1126
- 01:22:23,147 --> 01:22:24,355
- Okay, shut it, Chloe!
- 1127
- 01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:25,440
- Whoa!
- 1128
- 01:22:25,524 --> 01:22:28,192
- I'm sorry. That was rude.
- 1129
- 01:22:28,277 --> 01:22:31,571
- Chloe, could you please get your head
- out of your ass? It's not a hat.
- 1130
- 01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:36,576
- A-ca-awkward.
- 1131
- 01:22:37,453 --> 01:22:38,620
- Again.
- 1132
- 01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:46,711
- No one was more surprised than me,
- but I really liked those girls.
- 1133
- 01:22:47,838 --> 01:22:49,922
- And you thought
- quitting was the answer?
- 1134
- 01:22:50,007 --> 01:22:52,050
- Seriously? You can
- say that to me?
- 1135
- 01:22:52,134 --> 01:22:54,427
- Come on, Bec, that's so unfair.
- 1136
- 01:22:55,596 --> 01:22:58,306
- Look, your mom and I,
- we didn't work.
- 1137
- 01:22:58,390 --> 01:23:01,476
- But I tried so hard to make
- things right between us.
- 1138
- 01:23:01,727 --> 01:23:03,645
- But you, you just shut me out.
- 1139
- 01:23:03,729 --> 01:23:06,981
- Yeah, well, I shut everybody
- out. Don't take it personally.
- 1140
- 01:23:07,066 --> 01:23:08,191
- It's just easier.
- 1141
- 01:23:08,776 --> 01:23:10,735
- It's also really lonely.
- 1142
- 01:23:17,159 --> 01:23:18,409
- What do I do?
- 1143
- 01:23:19,328 --> 01:23:20,745
- Well, that's up to you.
- 1144
- 01:23:24,249 --> 01:23:26,334
- Trebles, listen up!
- 1145
- 01:23:26,877 --> 01:23:29,545
- If this is about the Bellas getting
- into the finals, we already know.
- 1146
- 01:23:29,630 --> 01:23:31,297
- I don't give a crap
- about those dumb bitches.
- 1147
- 01:23:31,382 --> 01:23:34,342
- Because I'm being brought up
- to the musical big leagues.
- 1148
- 01:23:34,426 --> 01:23:35,426
- What are you talking about?
- 1149
- 01:23:35,511 --> 01:23:39,263
- John Mayer just asked me,
- personally, through an assistant,
- 1150
- 01:23:39,348 --> 01:23:42,141
- to sing backup on his new CD.
- 1151
- 01:23:42,559 --> 01:23:46,729
- I leave for Los Angeles in a few
- hours, so I gotta get going.
- 1152
- 01:23:46,814 --> 01:23:49,023
- But Bumper, what about the lCCAs?
- They're this weekend.
- 1153
- 01:23:49,108 --> 01:23:54,487
- Sorry, buddies, but I won that shit
- like 100 times, so I'm out of here.
- 1154
- 01:23:54,571 --> 01:23:57,365
- Got a collarless leather jacket to buy.
- Maybe some aviators.
- 1155
- 01:23:57,449 --> 01:23:59,075
- I might get an earring,
- I don't know.
- 1156
- 01:23:59,159 --> 01:24:02,370
- It's Los Angeles. This is exciting stuff.
- My life rules!
- 1157
- 01:24:03,372 --> 01:24:05,998
- Bumper's a jerk. All
- right, I said it. Yeah.
- 1158
- 01:24:06,125 --> 01:24:08,126
- Well, he's a jerk that we
- need to replace. Yeah.
- 1159
- 01:24:08,210 --> 01:24:09,877
- Pronto dente.
- 1160
- 01:24:09,962 --> 01:24:11,963
- You know he writes
- his own fan mail.
- 1161
- 01:24:17,386 --> 01:24:19,929
- Spot opened up, and
- it's yours if you want it.
- 1162
- 01:24:20,013 --> 01:24:23,558
- Just one condition. Promise
- me you won't get all weird.
- 1163
- 01:24:23,642 --> 01:24:27,019
- We're just a group of guys singing
- a bunch of covers of songs, okay?
- 1164
- 01:24:27,104 --> 01:24:29,939
- If you get weird, they will
- definitely not let you stay.
- 1165
- 01:24:30,274 --> 01:24:33,568
- Deal. Although I don't know
- what you mean by weird.
- 1166
- 01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:36,279
- Got it.
- 1167
- 01:24:36,530 --> 01:24:39,615
- I have been there for you for so many
- years, and all you do is treat me like...
- 1168
- 01:24:39,700 --> 01:24:42,493
- All right, no, okay,
- just shut up! Everyone!
- 1169
- 01:24:42,870 --> 01:24:46,372
- Come on, I joined this group so I could hang
- out with a bunch of really cool chicks.
- 1170
- 01:24:46,457 --> 01:24:48,583
- And also 'cause I was really
- sick of all my boyfriends
- 1171
- 01:24:48,667 --> 01:24:50,835
- and I need to get
- away from that.
- 1172
- 01:24:50,919 --> 01:24:53,880
- But this is some
- serious horseshit.
- 1173
- 01:24:54,882 --> 01:24:57,675
- What's that smell?
- Stinks everywhere.
- 1174
- 01:24:57,760 --> 01:25:00,303
- I don't wanna be
- like the old Bellas.
- 1175
- 01:25:00,387 --> 01:25:02,722
- Yeah, I wanna be
- how we are now.
- 1176
- 01:25:04,391 --> 01:25:05,475
- Me, too.
- 1177
- 01:25:05,559 --> 01:25:06,976
- We should have
- listened to Beca.
- 1178
- 01:25:07,060 --> 01:25:08,770
- So it's my fault?
- 1179
- 01:25:08,854 --> 01:25:09,854
- That's not what I'm saying.
- 1180
- 01:25:09,938 --> 01:25:12,148
- No, no, no, that's what
- you're all thinking, isn't it?
- 1181
- 01:25:12,232 --> 01:25:16,152
- That I'm the jerk. I am the
- girl obsessed with winning.
- 1182
- 01:25:16,236 --> 01:25:19,614
- Aubrey, you're too controlling
- and it's gonna ruin all of us.
- 1183
- 01:25:19,698 --> 01:25:22,825
- You know what, I can lose
- control if I want to.
- 1184
- 01:25:22,910 --> 01:25:26,954
- I can let go. This time I'm
- not gonna choke it down.
- 1185
- 01:25:37,216 --> 01:25:40,218
- Come on, bring it!
- You can do better than that!
- 1186
- 01:25:40,302 --> 01:25:41,594
- That's all you got?
- 1187
- 01:25:41,678 --> 01:25:44,096
- Enough! Enough!
- 1188
- 01:25:47,935 --> 01:25:49,477
- We could have been champions!
- 1189
- 01:25:52,064 --> 01:25:53,648
- Give me the pitch
- pipe, you bitch!
- 1190
- 01:25:54,233 --> 01:25:55,691
- Give it to me!
- 1191
- 01:25:56,860 --> 01:25:59,779
- Give it to me! Give it to me!
- 1192
- 01:25:59,905 --> 01:26:00,905
- Never!
- 1193
- 01:26:00,989 --> 01:26:02,490
- I'll protect you.
- I'll protect you.
- 1194
- 01:26:02,574 --> 01:26:03,908
- Hands off the goodies!
- 1195
- 01:26:18,757 --> 01:26:20,591
- Move, you bitches!
- 1196
- 01:26:27,724 --> 01:26:28,808
- Guys!
- 1197
- 01:26:29,852 --> 01:26:31,769
- Guys, stop! What is going on?
- 1198
- 01:26:39,611 --> 01:26:43,155
- Nothing. Nothing.
- This is a Bellas rehearsal.
- 1199
- 01:26:43,240 --> 01:26:45,575
- I know. I just
- 1200
- 01:26:47,619 --> 01:26:49,120
- wanted to say that I'm sorry.
- 1201
- 01:26:51,290 --> 01:26:53,374
- What I did was
- a really dick move
- 1202
- 01:26:53,458 --> 01:26:56,878
- and I shouldn't have changed the
- set without asking you guys.
- 1203
- 01:26:56,962 --> 01:26:58,462
- And I definitely
- shouldn't have left.
- 1204
- 01:27:00,549 --> 01:27:02,383
- I let you guys down
- and I'm really sorry.
- 1205
- 01:27:05,387 --> 01:27:06,387
- And...
- 1206
- 01:27:08,765 --> 01:27:11,434
- Aubrey, if you would
- have me, I want back in.
- 1207
- 01:27:35,417 --> 01:27:36,792
- Aubrey.
- 1208
- 01:27:46,845 --> 01:27:47,887
- Wait.
- 1209
- 01:27:47,971 --> 01:27:49,764
- Thank you. That would
- have been embarrassing.
- 1210
- 01:27:51,016 --> 01:27:54,477
- Beca, I know that I've
- been hard on you, okay?
- 1211
- 01:27:55,854 --> 01:27:59,106
- I know that I have been
- hard on everyone here.
- 1212
- 01:28:00,817 --> 01:28:03,069
- But I am my father's daughter.
- 1213
- 01:28:05,447 --> 01:28:09,784
- And he always said, "if at
- first you don't succeed",
- 1214
- 01:28:12,037 --> 01:28:13,704
- "pack your bags."
- 1215
- 01:28:17,626 --> 01:28:19,293
- Jesus. That's really crazy.
- 1216
- 01:28:20,921 --> 01:28:23,965
- I get it. Mine gets on me, too.
- 1217
- 01:28:24,049 --> 01:28:25,883
- Not like that, but...
- 1218
- 01:28:27,886 --> 01:28:29,553
- I guess we don't really know
- that much about each other.
- 1219
- 01:28:30,555 --> 01:28:32,848
- About most of you, really.
- 1220
- 01:28:33,392 --> 01:28:37,144
- Well, I'll confess something
- that none of you know about me.
- 1221
- 01:28:38,772 --> 01:28:40,189
- I have a lot of sex.
- 1222
- 01:28:40,273 --> 01:28:41,565
- Yeah, we know, Stacie.
- 1223
- 01:28:42,734 --> 01:28:44,026
- Only 'cause I just told you.
- 1224
- 01:28:44,111 --> 01:28:45,236
- This is a good idea.
- 1225
- 01:28:45,737 --> 01:28:48,447
- That was a pretty bad example,
- but this is a good idea.
- 1226
- 01:28:48,532 --> 01:28:52,827
- Why don't we all go
- around the room,
- 1227
- 01:28:53,578 --> 01:28:57,748
- and we can all say something about
- ourselves that nobody else knows.
- 1228
- 01:28:58,417 --> 01:29:00,543
- Okay, I got something.
- 1229
- 01:29:00,919 --> 01:29:03,713
- This is hard for me to
- admit to you guys.
- 1230
- 01:29:03,922 --> 01:29:07,550
- I think we all know where this
- is going. Let's be honest.
- 1231
- 01:29:09,052 --> 01:29:13,806
- Well, for the last two
- years, I've had a serious
- 1232
- 01:29:14,599 --> 01:29:15,725
- gambling problem.
- 1233
- 01:29:16,184 --> 01:29:17,268
- What? What?
- 1234
- 01:29:17,602 --> 01:29:19,520
- It started when I broke
- up with my girlfriend.
- 1235
- 01:29:19,813 --> 01:29:21,605
- Whoomp! There it is.
- 1236
- 01:29:25,402 --> 01:29:26,944
- I still love you.
- 1237
- 01:29:31,992 --> 01:29:33,451
- Anyone else?
- 1238
- 01:29:36,788 --> 01:29:38,414
- I ate my twin in the womb.
- 1239
- 01:29:40,292 --> 01:29:41,417
- What?
- 1240
- 01:29:44,755 --> 01:29:45,796
- Okay.
- 1241
- 01:29:47,841 --> 01:29:48,883
- Fat Amy?
- 1242
- 01:29:49,551 --> 01:29:51,093
- I'm an open book.
- 1243
- 01:29:51,178 --> 01:29:53,721
- I mean, for God's sake,
- you guys all call me Fat Amy.
- 1244
- 01:29:54,973 --> 01:29:59,935
- See, I guess I'm just not really
- living if I'm not being 100% honest.
- 1245
- 01:30:03,148 --> 01:30:05,524
- And my real name
- is Fat Patricia.
- 1246
- 01:30:06,777 --> 01:30:08,069
- What?
- 1247
- 01:30:09,446 --> 01:30:13,199
- Okay. I've never been
- one of those girls
- 1248
- 01:30:14,367 --> 01:30:17,828
- who had a lot of friends
- who were girls. And I do now.
- 1249
- 01:30:19,456 --> 01:30:21,165
- And that's pretty cool.
- 1250
- 01:30:24,169 --> 01:30:26,754
- So, that's me.
- Someone else please go.
- 1251
- 01:30:29,007 --> 01:30:30,007
- Okay.
- 1252
- 01:30:32,677 --> 01:30:38,432
- Over spring break, I made the
- courageous decision to remove my nodes.
- 1253
- 01:30:40,018 --> 01:30:44,939
- I know. The doctor said that
- I can't sing above a G-sharp,
- 1254
- 01:30:45,899 --> 01:30:47,274
- maybe ever.
- 1255
- 01:30:47,943 --> 01:30:51,028
- I thought the season was over.
- 1256
- 01:30:54,991 --> 01:30:57,201
- It's okay. It's okay.
- 1257
- 01:30:59,496 --> 01:31:02,540
- Beca, what do we do?
- 1258
- 01:31:12,175 --> 01:31:13,592
- I'm sorry.
- 1259
- 01:31:14,386 --> 01:31:15,511
- Maybe not here.
- 1260
- 01:31:16,638 --> 01:31:19,431
- All right. Let's
- remix this business.
- 1261
- 01:31:20,433 --> 01:31:25,020
- Aubrey, would you
- pick a song for us, please?
- 1262
- 01:31:25,105 --> 01:31:27,606
- Bruno Mars,
- Just The Way You Are.
- 1263
- 01:31:29,401 --> 01:31:32,444
- Okay. Chloe, are you
- okay to take the lead?
- 1264
- 01:31:32,529 --> 01:31:33,571
- Yeah.
- 1265
- 01:33:18,343 --> 01:33:19,343
- Hands in.
- 1266
- 01:33:23,390 --> 01:33:25,432
- One, two...
- 1267
- 01:33:27,227 --> 01:33:28,435
- What was that?
- 1268
- 01:33:28,520 --> 01:33:30,187
- I don't know, I've never
- made that sound before.
- 1269
- 01:33:30,272 --> 01:33:33,107
- Yo, but with your messed up vocal
- cords, you could hit the bass notes.
- 1270
- 01:33:33,525 --> 01:33:35,192
- Do you know what that means?
- 1271
- 01:33:35,277 --> 01:33:36,485
- Yes, Lilly?
- 1272
- 01:33:36,569 --> 01:33:38,696
- I think I have something
- that can help us out.
- 1273
- 01:33:39,906 --> 01:33:42,032
- Excuse me, bitch, you
- don't need to shout.
- 1274
- 01:33:42,200 --> 01:33:44,159
- Okay, don't get mouthy.
- 1275
- 01:33:59,676 --> 01:34:00,968
- Welcome to the finals
- 1276
- 01:34:01,052 --> 01:34:04,930
- of the 2012 international
- Championship of Collegiate A Cappella.
- 1277
- 01:34:05,515 --> 01:34:09,101
- Lincoln Center is proud to welcome back
- all of these young hopefuls tonight
- 1278
- 01:34:09,185 --> 01:34:12,813
- who are hoping to win a trophy by
- making music with their mouths.
- 1279
- 01:34:20,613 --> 01:34:23,198
- This is gonna be a big
- night, and I tell you, Gail,
- 1280
- 01:34:23,325 --> 01:34:26,160
- if you can just shut your eyes.
- I'm doing it.
- 1281
- 01:34:26,244 --> 01:34:29,371
- Shut your eyes and get rid
- of all the a-ca-politics,
- 1282
- 01:34:29,581 --> 01:34:33,834
- then you can remember that being at
- Lincoln Center, in the Big Apple,
- 1283
- 01:34:33,918 --> 01:34:38,589
- and singing on this storied stage is
- the dream of every a cappella singer.
- 1284
- 01:34:38,673 --> 01:34:40,382
- You said it, John.
- 1285
- 01:34:56,107 --> 01:35:00,402
- The University of Virginia
- Hullabahoos, ladies and gentlemen.
- 1286
- 01:35:01,404 --> 01:35:02,404
- There they are.
- 1287
- 01:35:02,489 --> 01:35:04,281
- One, two, three, swag!
- 1288
- 01:35:04,366 --> 01:35:08,786
- Welcome back to the International
- Championship of Collegiate A Cappella.
- 1289
- 01:35:09,412 --> 01:35:14,124
- This next group, they need no
- introduction, but I'll do it anyway!
- 1290
- 01:35:14,209 --> 01:35:17,878
- Hey.
- 1291
- 01:35:17,962 --> 01:35:19,004
- Good luck.
- 1292
- 01:35:19,756 --> 01:35:21,882
- Thanks. You, too.
- 1293
- 01:35:21,966 --> 01:35:24,718
- The Barden University
- Treblemakers!
- 1294
- 01:38:08,132 --> 01:38:11,051
- The Trebles closing
- it strong like always.
- 1295
- 01:38:11,135 --> 01:38:14,930
- Absolutely tight. It's gonna be
- very hard to beat that tonight.
- 1296
- 01:38:15,014 --> 01:38:17,891
- Every other group has their
- work cut out for them, John.
- 1297
- 01:38:17,976 --> 01:38:22,062
- I'm glad it's not us anymore, Gail.
- Those days are over, thank goodness.
- 1298
- 01:38:22,146 --> 01:38:25,232
- Especially since they
- wouldn't have us back.
- 1299
- 01:38:25,316 --> 01:38:28,735
- All right. How about that?
- 1300
- 01:38:28,820 --> 01:38:29,945
- The Barden University
- Treblemakers.
- 1301
- 01:38:30,029 --> 01:38:31,113
- I love you, awesome nerds.
- 1302
- 01:38:31,573 --> 01:38:33,657
- Yeah, you guys are the best.
- 1303
- 01:38:34,909 --> 01:38:38,996
- Even though some of you are pretty thin,
- I think that you all have fat hearts,
- 1304
- 01:38:39,998 --> 01:38:42,124
- and that's what matters.
- 1305
- 01:38:42,208 --> 01:38:44,501
- Okay, let's just
- smash this. Okay?
- 1306
- 01:38:44,836 --> 01:38:49,506
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- the Barden Bellas!
- 1307
- 01:38:51,509 --> 01:38:54,511
- My goodness gracious.
- Will you look at this?
- 1308
- 01:38:54,762 --> 01:38:58,557
- Gone are those Bella uniforms and
- this is a whole new look for them,
- 1309
- 01:38:58,641 --> 01:39:00,309
- and it is hot, hot, hot.
- 1310
- 01:39:00,393 --> 01:39:02,894
- John, these
- girls could turn me.
- 1311
- 01:39:07,692 --> 01:39:10,027
- We love you, Bellas!
- 1312
- 01:39:17,910 --> 01:39:20,704
- One, two, three, four.
- 1313
- 01:43:03,010 --> 01:43:04,511
- Way to go, Beca!
- 1314
- 01:43:22,113 --> 01:43:23,363
- What a show!
- 1315
- 01:43:23,447 --> 01:43:27,576
- I think we have just seen some a
- cappella history being made, John.
- 1316
- 01:43:27,660 --> 01:43:31,538
- And from an all-female group, Gail.
- I could never have called this one.
- 1317
- 01:43:31,622 --> 01:43:34,249
- Never. Well, you are
- a misogynist at heart,
- 1318
- 01:43:34,333 --> 01:43:36,376
- so there's no way you would
- have bet on these girls to win.
- 1319
- 01:43:36,460 --> 01:43:37,460
- Absolutely.
- 1320
- 01:43:41,132 --> 01:43:43,133
- Weren't they incredible? Wow!
- 1321
- 01:43:45,887 --> 01:43:50,140
- Ladies and gentlemen, let's give
- it up again for the Barden Bellas!
- 1322
- 01:43:52,435 --> 01:43:54,895
- Told you. Endings
- are the best part.
- 1323
- 01:43:54,979 --> 01:43:56,146
- You're such a weirdo.
- 1324
- 01:44:09,827 --> 01:44:11,620
- Listen up, a-ca-ballers.
- 1325
- 01:44:11,704 --> 01:44:16,207
- I have been rejected by the Army, shoved
- into a Dora the Explorer backpack,
- 1326
- 01:44:16,292 --> 01:44:19,753
- and pushed into the girls' locker
- room wearing nothing but suspenders.
- 1327
- 01:44:19,837 --> 01:44:22,756
- But no matter.
- I am in the world that I love.
- 1328
- 01:44:23,341 --> 01:44:25,133
- And with the assistance
- of my boy, Justin...
- 1329
- 01:44:25,217 --> 01:44:26,259
- My liege.
- 1330
- 01:44:26,344 --> 01:44:27,552
- I launch this year's auditions.
- 1331
- 01:44:29,180 --> 01:44:30,847
- Belly roll.
- 1332
- 01:44:31,140 --> 01:44:36,728
- The most recent ICCA national champion
- winners get to pick the audition song.
- 1333
- 01:44:43,361 --> 01:44:46,112
- All right, nerds.
- Let's go with...
- 1334
- 01:46:19,957 --> 01:46:21,541
- Because I have nodes.
- 1335
- 01:46:21,625 --> 01:46:25,962
- Chloe, don't worry, it's just God
- punishing you 'cause you're a ginger.
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