perfect universe part 12

gushing_granny: MO FUCKIN

gushing_granny: PART 12

gushing_granny: IS

gushing_granny: IN

gushing_granny: THE HOUSE BITCH

gushing_granny: so

gushing_granny: the scene is a familiar futuristic castle

gushing_granny: in a familiar looking throne room

gushing_granny: on the chair sits a familiar looking king

gushing_granny: he looks pissed

gushing_granny: in front of him is a crude, metallic machine

gushing_granny: it seems to be radiating a large amount of energy.....

gushing_granny: one of the orc kings personal scouts is standing beside him, waiting for the pissed off monarch to speak

gushing_granny: "HEY."

gushing_granny: the orc king speaks so suddenly, the scount almost falls over in fear

gushing_granny: "s-s-sire!"

gushing_granny: "HOW CLOSE IS THIS THING TO BEING CHARGED UP."

gushing_granny: "it will take....."

gushing_granny: the scout pulls out a device, and looks at the holographic panel on the front

gushing_granny: "at the current rate we are harvesting energy from this planet, it will take 1.87 wave cycles to complete sir!"

gushing_granny: "good. good."

gushing_granny: "i wont kill you."

gushing_granny: the orc scout looks extremely relieved

gushing_granny: "this time."

gushing_granny: the orc scout flees the kings chamber in terror

gushing_granny: the orc king laughs haughtily, then directs his attention to the radiating energy machine

gushing_granny: "with this energy, ill be able to wipe out an entire continent with out even thinking about it" the orc king excitedly exclaims as he stares at the machine, marveling its energy

gushing_granny: "yes.....ill be so powerful...."

gushing_granny: he pulls out a small pink stone from his cloak, he grins as he turns it in his hand

gushing_granny: "it will be mine...ALL MINE!"

gushing_granny: a massive purple aura surrounds the orc king as he stands, his chamber begins to shake

gushing_granny: "HAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHA. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!"

gushing_granny: he stops laughing and sits down

gushing_granny: "but that boy.....from before...."

gushing_granny: "he must have found a void stone...like i have"

gushing_granny: ".....i must find it at all costs."

gushing_granny: a holographic panel appears infront of the orc king

gushing_granny: he presses a few buttons on it

gushing_granny: after a bit, a group of the kings royal guard file into his room

gushing_granny: "MEN, ATTENTION"

gushing_granny: the warriors, armed with large serrated metal swords stand up tall and straight

gushing_granny: "I HAVE PREPARED RADARS FOR YOU"

gushing_granny: small devices that resemble guns with holographic panels on the back of them float down from the ceiling, each of the orc guards catches them, and holds them tightly in their three fingers

gushing_granny: "THERE IS A VOID STONE LOCATED SOMEWHERE ON THIS PLANET"

gushing_granny: "YOU WILL FIND IT, KILL WHOEVER HAS IT, THEN BRING IT BACK TO ME, DO YOU UNDERSTAND"

gushing_granny: the group of guards, roughly 200-300, all shout "YES SIR!"

gushing_granny: one unfortunate orc, instead of holding the gun at his side, starts fumbling with it, and pulls the trigger on the side accidentally

gushing_granny: a small beam of light shoots from the end of the gun, and it hits the void stone in the orc kings hand

gushing_granny: "......"

gushing_granny: the orc king snarls

gushing_granny: "NO NO, IM SORRY SIR I-"

gushing_granny: the orc king shoots a ray of energy through the orc guards head

gushing_granny: "unfortunately, this member of my royal guard will be ineligible to complete this mission of dire importance"

gushing_granny: the rest of the orc guards still stand tall, but they begin to sweat profusely

gushing_granny: the scene now shifts

gushing_granny: nini is floating under a small tree

gushing_granny: "huff huff huff....."

gushing_granny: "damn it, do they see me...."

gushing_granny: nini floats out from behind the tree a bit, a large rock is thrown at her, she dodges it "eeek!"

gushing_granny: she flies away, dodging rocks being thrown at her by a random group of orcs

gushing_granny: "HEY, GET THAT THING, WE GON' EAT IT"

gushing_granny: "IM A FUCKING ROBOT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD" nini soars away from the orcs as fast as she can

gushing_granny: shes dodges a few more rocks before getting high enough into the air that the orcs cant see her anymore

gushing_granny: "huff, huff...."

gushing_granny: "damn it, i dont care how long it takes, i have to find dan...."

gushing_granny: "its too bad though...."

gushing_granny: "i dont have enough energy left to convert into power for the void gear...."

gushing_granny: "what am i running at...."

gushing_granny: ".47% ENERGY CAPACITY?!?!?"

gushing_granny: "ill go inert in less than one wave cycle at this rate...."

gushing_granny: "damn it, if only i had dan...."

gushing_granny: "its risky, but if hes still alive......"

gushing_granny: "i can download the secret to how to produce void energy to him....."

gushing_granny: nini pouts as she continues floating through the air

gushing_granny: "i dont know how long that will take......"

gushing_granny: she narrowly dodges a flying animals droppings

gushing_granny: "goddamn it, i hate this gay shit fuck place."

gushing_granny: "....."

gushing_granny: "damn it dan, ive been hanging around you too long."

gushing_granny: the scene shifts again

gushing_granny: dan and akos are racing back toward the masters house

gushing_granny: "please, please get there in time...."

gushing_granny: they stop at the entrance to his place, dan swings open the door wildly

gushing_granny: "OH FOR FUCKS SAKE, HE ISNT EVEN HERE."

gushing_granny: dan and akos step into the masters house, looking extremely annoyed

gushing_granny: "this is the master for you."

gushing_granny: "one day hes teaching you."

gushing_granny: "the next he just dissapears to go do whatever the hell he wants"

gushing_granny: "oh yeah, how long have you been training under this guy akos?"

gushing_granny: "hmm, about 3-4 wave cycles."

gushing_granny: "the fucks a wave cycle?"

gushing_granny: akos shrugs, not knowing how to convert wave cycles to human years

gushing_granny: fast forward a few hours

gushing_granny: dan is standing, shifting his body around, mimicking the stance he takes when he used that kamehameha like attack before

gushing_granny: akos watches intently

gushing_granny: suddenly, the master appears out of thin air

gushing_granny: he has a piece of candy in his mouth, and speaks muffled

gushing_granny: "mmm....mm...oh hey, you two!"

gushing_granny: dan and akos look at the master angrily

gushing_granny: "oh. its you."

gushing_granny: they say simultaneously

gushing_granny: "oh cheer up."

gushing_granny: he walks over to dan

gushing_granny: "dan, have you gotten over your little hissy fit?"

gushing_granny: "why you....."

gushing_granny: the master turns toward akos

gushing_granny: "oh hey, hows my little prodigy doing."

gushing_granny: akos folds his arms

gushing_granny: "terrible."

gushing_granny: "thanks for bringing dan back sport."

gushing_granny: "and your reward...."

gushing_granny: the master puts his hand on top of akos' head

gushing_granny: a ghostly white aura surrounds him and akos, the masters' eyes turn white

gushing_granny: "oh cool!" akos' face lights up

gushing_granny: "mhmm."

gushing_granny: akos runs toward the door "dan, teach me that kamekamewhatever later, im gonna go practice this move!"

gushing_granny: dan waves his hand "yeah, yeah. see ya."

gushing_granny: as akos runs out the door and closes it, dan turns to the master

gushing_granny: "yo, dan, you know i was kidding about the hissy fit thing right?"

gushing_granny: dan folds his arms and continues his angry stare at the master "it wasnt funny."

gushing_granny: "i know i know."

gushing_granny: "like ive said before dan, i know what you are going through"

gushing_granny: dans eyes widen "what?"

gushing_granny: "lets just say, when i read your mind, i did a little bit more than just read your english skills."

gushing_granny: "hmph. gross."

gushing_granny: "if you're referring to your memories, no doubt."

gushing_granny: fast forward a bit, dan and the master make conversation

gushing_granny: "it seems as if you are able to better control your emotions."

gushing_granny: "how do you figure that?"

gushing_granny: "hmm? i can tell just by looking at you. you seem more....calm."

gushing_granny: "like, less of an emotional wreck."

gushing_granny: dan shifts in his seat "well thanks."

gushing_granny: "no problem."

gushing_granny: "but, heres my question...." dan stares at the master

gushing_granny: "if you knew about my situation, why were you so hard on me?"

gushing_granny: "because everyone has it hard."

gushing_granny: "i think ive had it worse than alot of people....."

gushing_granny: "dont you get it, child?" the masters tone gets stronger

gushing_granny: "you dont get special treatment just because you see yourself as weaker, or less fortunate."

gushing_granny: "if you did, you would be even weaker than you are now."

gushing_granny: "well, i know that, b-but..."

gushing_granny: "but nothing."

gushing_granny: "do you know how lucky you are to be training under me?"

gushing_granny: "that i, by your quote mind you, found you 'face down in a pool of your own blood'?"

gushing_granny: dan remains silent, he breaks eye contact with the master, looking at the floor

gushing_granny: "i'd say you're luckier than most of the people i have met in my entire life."

gushing_granny: "and i have lived more days than you could probably count to, child."

gushing_granny: "....."

gushing_granny: the master smirks

gushing_granny: "i knew you would come back though."

gushing_granny: "if there is one thing you got going for you, you're smart."

gushing_granny: dan looks up at the master surprised

gushing_granny: "what, you think i didnt follow you?"

gushing_granny: "i saw that move you created."

gushing_granny: "WHAT?!"

gushing_granny: "damn, i wanted to surprise you with that one."

gushing_granny: dan and the master laugh

gushing_granny: "that was...impressive."

gushing_granny: "the way you focused your energy into your palms. you had the concentration of a genius, the finesse of a master."

gushing_granny: dan rubs his head "aww shucks."

gushing_granny: "well, im embellishing, it was actually a pretty basic move, but you're definitely coming along."

gushing_granny: dan frowns "i guess ill take the compliment."

gushing_granny: "back to what i was saying before dan...."

gushing_granny: "the universe isnt going to cut you any slack."

gushing_granny: "you have to find peace within yourself, no matter what. remember that."

gushing_granny: dan nods his head

gushing_granny: the master pauses, eying dan up and down

gushing_granny: "i think you are ready."

gushing_granny: "ready for what?"

gushing_granny: the master sighs "to control your pulse, child."

gushing_granny: "oh yeah. that. i was too busy on trying to pin down that kamehameha move...."

gushing_granny: "the fucks a kamehameha?"

gushing_granny: "let me tell you."

gushing_granny: dan give another run down of dragon ball z to the master

gushing_granny: "huh. that sounds familiar."

gushing_granny: "well duh, you already know how to control energy."

gushing_granny: part 12 is dun