Hunter begs!

Samdamana: Hello there
¡CaZador!: Oi
Samdamana: Hi there
¡CaZador!: What yall play
Samdamana: you have the absolute nastiest steam profile
Samdamana: Tf2 mostly
Samdamana: but an assortment of things
¡CaZador!: nastiest?
Samdamana: are you on like a nasty ol macbook that cant play anything?
¡CaZador!: heck no
¡CaZador!: I've got a 9800 GTX, AMD Dual-Core, I'm runnin' 64 bit windows with 6 gigs of ram, b*****
Samdamana: Lol
Samdamana: then explain the lack of games
Samdamana: or gaming in general
Samdamana: are you like playing starcraft
Samdamana: or WOW
Samdamana: or league
Samdamana: something not on steam?
¡CaZador!: Yeah I play Crysis 2, SC2, and older games like KoTOR 1 & 2
¡CaZador!: But I love Half-Life.
¡CaZador!: And I have TF2
Samdamana: So you are on origin a lot?
Samdamana: or something
¡CaZador!: on origin?
Samdamana: To play crysis 2
Samdamana: are you a console gamer?
Samdamana: Crysis 2 isnt on steam anymore
¡CaZador!: naw I have a wii but I"m not ashamed
Samdamana: EA removed it
¡CaZador!: yeah. I bought it on Amazon Cloud anyway
Samdamana: Lul wut
¡CaZador!: yeah I'm pimpin Ocarina of Time
Samdamana: Lul wut
¡CaZador!: you can buy and download games off of Amazon
¡CaZador!: and that's the only way I could get Crysis 2 at the time
Samdamana: Alright
Samdamana: I dont even know
¡CaZador!: lol
¡CaZador!: yeah have you ever played synergy?
¡CaZador!: for Half Life 2
Samdamana: Yes
¡CaZador!: its' sick
Samdamana: Yeah
Samdamana: i have 41 more hours in it than you
¡CaZador!: ha ha yup
Samdamana: Moral of the story
Samdamana: stop playing retarded games
Samdamana: and but things on steam
Samdamana: those old game are sweet
Samdamana: and ive beat them
Samdamana: but its time to move on
Samdamana: and play steam games
¡CaZador!: wish you could connect old games to steam... and earn achievements and shiz...
Samdamana: You missed the holiday sale like 3 days ago
¡CaZador!: well I don't really even play vidjya games anymore
Samdamana: There are re-relases
Samdamana: of old games
Samdamana: Why lol
Samdamana: too busy banging dakota?
¡CaZador!: no comment lol
Samdamana: Alrighty
¡CaZador!: Ha. Total half life 2 hours played is like... 60. Those were the days.
¡CaZador!: (counting all three)
Samdamana: Yeah I have beaten all of the half lifes
Samdamana: several times
Samdamana: lol
Samdamana: Ive got you beat
¡CaZador!: I bet. I just play levels over and over
¡CaZador!: ravenholm is fun to play again and again
Samdamana: in literally every catagory my friend
¡CaZador!: especially when you have it memorized and you scream really loud when playing it with friends
Samdamana: For sure
¡CaZador!: ha ha so?
¡CaZador!: Guess I'm a noob. Shoot me.
Samdamana: Yup
Samdamana: i was just hoping you would have good tf2 items
Samdamana: so i could get rich off you
Samdamana: but you dont :(
Samdamana: Ive made a couple thousand dollars off tf2
Samdamana: in the last 6 months
¡CaZador!: what.
Samdamana: yup
Samdamana: and you failed me
¡CaZador!: [skeptical]
Samdamana: i can show you  my paypal history
Samdamana: if you would like
¡CaZador!: no thanks.
¡CaZador!: what do you do? just curious
Samdamana: Buy and Resell items
Samdamana: some are worth serveral hundred dollars
¡CaZador!: wow that's really pathetic
Samdamana: If you say so
¡CaZador!: I'm actually quite amazed at how pathetic that is
Samdamana: how is it pathetic
¡CaZador!: several hundred dollars.
Samdamana: its no more pathetic than paying like 50$ for a nice pair of shutter shades
Samdamana: or something
¡CaZador!: except shutter shades are real
Samdamana: clothes in general
Samdamana: So
Samdamana: Video games arent real
Samdamana: why do you buy them?
¡CaZador!: it's a disk. you can hold it. you can break it. you are entertained by it.
Samdamana: Thats retarded
Samdamana: I havent bought a game on a disk for like 3 years
Samdamana: everything is over steam
Samdamana: and about 10x faster
Samdamana: and safer
Samdamana: i dont need to keep track of a disk
¡CaZador!: yeah yeah you're preaching to the choir
Samdamana: or keep it from breaking
¡CaZador!: I like cloud computing also
¡CaZador!: but here's the thing
¡CaZador!: there's no amount of entertainment you can get from a TF2 item to make it worth several hundred dollars
¡CaZador!: seriously. there isn't.
Samdamana: Its just rarity
Samdamana: its not the entertainment value
Samdamana: its that
Samdamana: its a collectors item
¡CaZador!: that's even worse.
Samdamana: so
Samdamana: anyone who collects anything
Samdamana: is like
¡CaZador!: yeah, it's still pathetic
Samdamana: pathetic?
Samdamana: You collect clothes
¡CaZador!: anyone who collects anything like that. old ladies who buy dolls
¡CaZador!: YOU USE CLOTHES
Samdamana: why not have 1 pair of shirts
Samdamana: and pants
¡CaZador!: because you want to be hygenic...?
¡CaZador!: and they wear out
Samdamana: You can wash it every day
¡CaZador!: then it wears out faster
Samdamana: and buy 1 new pair every day
Samdamana: you dont have a wardrobe of clothes because you are afraid of them wearing out
¡CaZador!: yeah. but you still actively use them
Samdamana: you have a wardrobe of clothes so you can have a collection or assortment of looks
Samdamana: and its the exact same in tf2
¡CaZador!: you don't actively use a collector's item. at least not enough to make it worth the money
Samdamana: you wear hats
Samdamana: and other people see you
Samdamana: and think they look cool
Samdamana: simple as that
¡CaZador!: okay... so you pay to have a hat in TF2?
Samdamana: if its a collectors item yes
Samdamana: it has value
¡CaZador!: so basically what you are saying is, it's just as productive to care about your looks in a fake video game as it is in real life.
Samdamana: and therefore you pay for it
Samdamana: im saying they are both as retarded
Samdamana: except
Samdamana: the first one
Samdamana: is profitable
¡CaZador!: the thing is, you'll end up not playing that game anymore. at some point, that game is not going to matter, and the impression you made on real life people will
Samdamana: very profitable
Samdamana: to me
¡CaZador!: well, that's fine
Samdamana: lol
¡CaZador!: just dupe people
Samdamana: nobody is going to care what you wore
Samdamana: today
Samdamana: or the next day
Samdamana: or the next
¡CaZador!: actually, yes
Samdamana: 10 years down the line
Samdamana: no
Samdamana: nobody love you
¡CaZador!: because what I wore today impressed my manager so I got a job
Samdamana: im sure
Samdamana: You can dress nice
¡CaZador!: if I showed up in my "one pair"
¡CaZador!: in raggety clothes
Samdamana: Ok
Samdamana: Fine
¡CaZador!: I'm pretty sure I'd be hired
Samdamana: you win
¡CaZador!: *fird
Samdamana: 3 pairs
Samdamana: casual
¡CaZador!: wow. really?
Samdamana: dress
Samdamana: yes
¡CaZador!: listen, this isn't changing the fact that buying crap on tf2 is pointless, stupid, and a waste of money and time
¡CaZador!: the entertainment it gives you is not worth the money you waste and the opportunity cost of doing something else
Samdamana: Its no more pointless than buying a ton of clothes
¡CaZador!: the only people who buy it are addicted to the game
Samdamana: are you getting entertainment value from your clothes?
¡CaZador!: you are getting use out of clothes.
¡CaZador!: that's the funny thing, is that entertainment isn't the most important thing in life
Samdamana: Ok but one shirt is just as usefull as the next
Samdamana: so why have multiple
Samdamana: of different styles
¡CaZador!: so you can have variety
Samdamana: Wait
Samdamana: wait
Samdamana: awiat
Samdamana: wait
¡CaZador!: not so you can horde them
Samdamana: "entertainment isn't the most important thing in life"
¡CaZador!: yeah
¡CaZador!: happiness is
¡CaZador!: does TF2 make you happy?
Samdamana: yet you are using entertainment as an argument against tf2 item trading
Samdamana: yeah
Samdamana: money does
Samdamana: and the game is fun
Samdamana: and i enjoy the respect i get for having a cool hat
Samdamana: when i play it
¡CaZador!: you have to realize that your argument is kinda weak at this point
¡CaZador!: hate to say it, but this is the nerd's argument
Samdamana: Not any more weak as yours
¡CaZador!: for why reality doesn't matter
Samdamana: argu to a african kid
¡CaZador!: well than give me your best shot
Samdamana: who doesnt care about fassion
¡CaZador!: yeah, they also don't care about a game
Samdamana: you care about fasion
Samdamana: and i care about tf2 hats
Samdamana: they are both as retarded
¡CaZador!: who said I care about fashion?
¡CaZador!: I care about having clothes, yes
¡CaZador!: because you wear clothes.
Samdamana: http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/294438_2028142137362_1058336493_31815639_3005773_a.jpg
Samdamana: Whats with all that logoing?
Samdamana: is that really necessary
Samdamana: for a shirt?
¡CaZador!: are you serious right now
Samdamana: are you?
¡CaZador!: I don't even care about Hurley, man, I thought it looked cool
Samdamana: :o
Samdamana: Looked cool
¡CaZador!: yeah.
Samdamana: like its fashion
Samdamana: was apealing?
Samdamana: :o
¡CaZador!: yup
Samdamana: Derp
Samdamana: You just proved my point
¡CaZador!: so you don't care about fashion
Samdamana: I do a little
Samdamana: but im not going to say it isnt retarded
¡CaZador!: I still think buying a TF2 hat is ridiculous
Samdamana: I think those branded hats that cost like 50$ each are retarded
Samdamana: and rediculous
Samdamana: its a collectors item
¡CaZador!: I didn't spend several hundred dollars on that shirt. it was like 25 dollars.
Samdamana: Ok
Samdamana: So what
Samdamana: people DO spend hundreds on clothes
Samdamana: each item
¡CaZador!: yeah I don't approve of that
¡CaZador!: I know a girl who spent 200 dollars on pants
¡CaZador!: I told her she's an idiot
Samdamana: Ok
Samdamana: Well hats are the same as clothes
Samdamana: the higher quality
Samdamana: or rarity in the hats
Samdamana: the higher the price
Samdamana: its as simple as that
¡CaZador!: I'm fine if you buy like, a dumb item in tf2 for like a buck
Samdamana: lol
¡CaZador!: but why are the prices so high and how can someone make thousands off of this?
¡CaZador!: it's like a mass scandal
Samdamana: because i made hundreds of trades
Samdamana: making like 10$ profit each
¡CaZador!: eh. that's better, I suppose
Samdamana: i never sold a hat for over 100$
Samdamana: but there are a few
Samdamana: worth a lot
¡CaZador!: yeah but I mean, just don't take advantage of some nerd who thinks TF2 is his reality
Samdamana:  http://steamcommunity.com/id/mattie/inventory/#440_2_526186130
Samdamana: This hat
Samdamana: is 5000$
¡CaZador!: what.
Samdamana: I dont think its reality
Samdamana: there is only 1
Samdamana: of those
¡CaZador!: there are many. just look it up.
Samdamana: No there arent
¡CaZador!: so many people are trapped in video gaming.
Samdamana: there is 1
Samdamana: lol
¡CaZador!: it's ridiculous
Samdamana: Im trapped man
Samdamana: save me
¡CaZador!: um... okay.
Samdamana: im making too much money
Samdamana: and having a good time
Samdamana: :'(
Samdamana: And so are these people
¡CaZador!: so this is going to support you when you're out of the house, right?
Samdamana: The money is
¡CaZador!: making a few measly thousand dollars in six months?
¡CaZador!: reality check, that's below the poverty line
Samdamana: Lol im not 30
¡CaZador!: you will be.
Samdamana: Yeah
Samdamana: and by then
Samdamana: i wont be trading hats
¡CaZador!: TF2 will be dead
¡CaZador!: exactly
¡CaZador!: so what are you doing now?
¡CaZador!: do you have a job?
Samdamana: No
¡CaZador!: cause someday you will have a boss
Samdamana: Im in IB
Samdamana: and i dont have time
Samdamana: for a job
Samdamana: litterally
Samdamana: that isnt just an excuse
¡CaZador!: but you have time for TF2 trades.
¡CaZador!: and playing TF2.
Samdamana: Yeah i do
Samdamana: lol
¡CaZador!: intersting.
Samdamana: Its a hobby
Samdamana: / pastime
Samdamana: that relieves stress and stuff
Samdamana: i dont need to explain this to you
¡CaZador!: that doesn't justify why it can take the place of a job
¡CaZador!: u mad bro?
Samdamana: Lol
Samdamana: i didnt realize this was like 2009
Samdamana: when u mad bro
Samdamana: was cool
¡CaZador!: ouch. that hurts man
Samdamana: yeah
Samdamana: anyways
Samdamana: you just barely got a job
¡CaZador!: let me go shoot myself because I used an outdated internet meme
Samdamana: at In n out
Samdamana: how much have you made so far
¡CaZador!: yup. before that I was making 15 dollars an hour working for my dad
Samdamana: because trading hats i made about 30$ an hour
Samdamana: sometimes lower
Samdamana: sometimes up to 100$
Samdamana: was my peak prolly
¡CaZador!: hmmm.... so you make thousands and get to play a game?
Samdamana: Yup
Samdamana: i guess
¡CaZador!: have fun swindling no-lifes
Samdamana: Alright
Samdamana: have fun
Samdamana: being cool?
¡CaZador!: yup, pretty much.
Samdamana: and superior to people who play games lot
¡CaZador!: yeah. that's why I stopped.
Samdamana: Lol
Samdamana: k
Samdamana: Your litterally
Samdamana: so gay
Samdamana: Oh godddddddd
¡CaZador!: I'm hurt.
¡CaZador!: Didn't realize this was 2007.
¡CaZador!: When calling someone gay hurt their feelings
Samdamana: I didnt realize your a big boy and doesnt start crying and ragins when someone calls your gay?
¡CaZador!: Yeaaaaah.
¡CaZador!: Well. Enjoy, Sam. Looks like not much has changed about you.
Samdamana: Lol
Samdamana: I was hoping something had changed about you
Samdamana: but alas
Samdamana: your still retarded
Samdamana: adn condecending
Samdamana: and idk
Samdamana: stuff
Samdamana: that i dont like
¡CaZador!: Back in the day, you were condescending toward the fat kid
Samdamana: Dude
Samdamana: lol
Samdamana: it had nothing to do with you being a fat kid
Samdamana: absolutly nothing
Samdamana: there were like a bunch of fat kids
¡CaZador!: a bunch? what are you even saying.
Samdamana: You
Samdamana: Whats his face
Samdamana: that was a redhead
Samdamana: bryce was fat
Samdamana: Uh
Samdamana: Michael
Samdamana: was his name
Samdamana: and one other kid
Samdamana: that i can think of
Samdamana: SO idk what your talking about
¡CaZador!: Hmm... interesting. So I was condescending and retarded. That must be why you decided to be a prick
Samdamana: Yeah dude
Samdamana: you were all
Samdamana: I can meditate
Samdamana: and like did claimed to be able to do all this retarded stuff
Samdamana: like hack computers
Samdamana: and crap
Samdamana: that you couldnt
¡CaZador!: Yeah well I don't know about "couldn't." I started programming at age seven. I really did. Maybe you interpereted it the wrong way.
¡CaZador!: and meditating? don't even remember that
Samdamana: Lol
Samdamana: so what have you coded
Samdamana: what laguage?
¡CaZador!: dude I think HTML at age 7's kind of impressive.
¡CaZador!: but I guess you were in SQL servers at age 4
Samdamana: Meh
Samdamana: Well
Samdamana: What kind of HTML
Samdamana: because plain html is really basic
Samdamana: or like some hardcore stuff
¡CaZador!: I was using CSS and advanced javascript
Samdamana: Alright
Samdamana: You still code?
¡CaZador!: naw not anymore. my dad pushed me too hard and I decided to not do it anymore
¡CaZador!: he's still mad about it.
Samdamana: See thats a useful skill
Samdamana: You shoudl do that more
Samdamana: and then we could have something in common
¡CaZador!: that's cool, you code?
Samdamana: Yes
Samdamana: and im pretty good at modeling too
¡CaZador!: niiice
¡CaZador!: I'm into Photoshop. Got a copy when I was twelve and I've loved it ever since
¡CaZador!: so I'm moving towards more graphics art than coding. but yeah I probably should learn like C# and ASP.Net
¡CaZador!: because they're so dang useful.
Samdamana: Im not too bad at photoshop
Samdamana: idk how good you are
Samdamana: all ive seen is a bunch of filter effects
Samdamana: on your page
Samdamana: and i doubt thats your best work
¡CaZador!: oh yeah trust me lol
Samdamana: K anyways
Samdamana: your still gay
Samdamana: and
Samdamana: um
Samdamana: i have been distracted from my HW for like
Samdamana: 40 mijntues
Samdamana: and i need to get it done
Samdamana: so cye
¡CaZador!: same.
Samdamana: cya
¡CaZador!: k