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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
- www.OpenSubtitles.org
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- Never in Grit's history
- have we asked a player to leave
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- without a tribunal vote.
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- But there will be no vote today
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- out of respect
- for the pygmy tarsier.
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- Decades ago, these
- large-eyed mammals traveled
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- in monogamous pairs,
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- happily leaping
- from branch to branch
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- around this beautiful,
- unspoiled island.
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- Then suddenly they disappeared,
- thought to be extinct,
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- until last year, when
- a teeny-weeny pair was found
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- by scientists.
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- But now, sadly,
- just one remains
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- one single pygmy tarsier
- is all alone in this world.
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- Because you,
- Madi Cooke of Connecticut,
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- killed the only other
- in existence.
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- I thought it was a hairy spider.
- You are gritless.
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- It was dark. I felt something
- crawl on me.
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- Be gone, Madi Cooke. Be gone.
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- Okay, just...
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- Yes, put out the tarsier's
- teeny-tiny torch
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- and be gone.
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- It's just a birthday candle.
- Be gone, Madi Cooke.
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- Okay.
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- <i>Gritless, gritless...</i>
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- Be gone, Madi Cooke. Be gone.
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- <i>Gritless, gritless, gritless,
- gritless, gritless, gritless...</i>
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- <i>Tomorrow,
- a new challenge awaits.</i>
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- 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:08,585
- <i>Okay.</i>
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- <i>Madi, are you there?
- Are you there?</i>
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- <i>She's not answering.</i>
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- <i>Madi, are you there?
- We saw you on the television.</i>
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- <i>You looked thin.</i>
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- <i>Why was he mean to you?
- You killed something?</i>
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- <i>Professional!</i>
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- <i>Your father wants to know
- if that was part of the game.</i>
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- 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:35,412
- <i>Sold! Sold! Sold!</i>
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- 00:02:35,414 --> 00:02:40,150
- <i>I'm Bobbi Mason, and I always
- beat the competition.</i>
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- <i>Winner!</i>
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- <i>Buyers and sellers,
- call Mason Agents,</i>
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- 00:02:45,891 --> 00:02:47,124
- <i>where everyone's a winner.</i>
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- <i>Madi, are you there?</i>
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- <i>Well, how should I know
- where she goes?</i>
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- <i>Gritless, gritless, gritless...</i>
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- Oh, shit.
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- <i>No Place Like Home,
- this is Dorothy speaking.</i>
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- Alex, I can see you.
- <i>Nuh-uh. This is Dorothy.</i>
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- <i>No one named Alex works here
- or knows Madi Cooke.</i>
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- Please tell Risa
- I'm gonna be late.
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- <i>No. You're a murderer. She
- doesn't wanna hear from you.</i>
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- I'm not a murderer, Alex.
- <i>You are.</i>
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- <i>You're an ecoterrorist.</i>
- Tell Risa I'm gonna be late.
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- You have no idea
- what's going on here.
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- <i>You should see
- what's going on here.</i>
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- <i>There's a news van out front.</i>
- What?
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- <i>Risa said you're not
- welcome here.</i>
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- 00:03:46,218 --> 00:03:48,118
- <i>Except she said it all mean</i>
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- <i>and with lots of curse words.</i>
- No, she can't fire me.
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- It was an accident.
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- Tell her I have six listings.
- <i>No, you don't.</i>
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- No, I have a showing
- coming up later today.
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- I am coming in.
- <i>I got a showing today too.</i>
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- <i>Gritless!
- Gritless! Gritless! Gritless!</i>
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- - <i>Gritless! Gritless!</i>
- - There she is!
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- Madi, hi...
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- Please leave. Sorry. I'm really
- sorry about everything.
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- I promise you, I really
- thought it was a spider.
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- You would have done it too.
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- It's not as cute in person.
- It's really scary. Okay.
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- Madi?
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- <i>Kylie Jenner speaking.</i>
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- Alex! Alex! Please tell Risa
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- she needs to cover
- my showing, okay?
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- I can't move my car.
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- Uh, this is the cops, okay?
- I'm calling the cops.
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- Listen, I will not hesitate
- to use this if I have to!
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- It was an accident, I told you.
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- Whoa!
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- Oh, shit!
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- Are you okay?
- You're so mean.
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- No, I'm not.
- Yes. Everyone says so.
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- Who are you supposed to be,
- a pygmy tarsier?
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- You gonna hit me with
- that racquet?
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- No. Okay?
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- Anyway, you look more like
- that creature from that movie.
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- <i>Gremlins!</i>
- My boss loves that movie.
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- He makes me wear this
- when I hand out fliers.
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- Where do you work?
- I work for wise Mr. Lee
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- at the New Vintage Antiques
- and Candy Shop,
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- but please don't call him.
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- Ugh, it's very expensive.
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- I'm not supposed
- to get it dirty. My eye!
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- Ugh! My eye!
- I think...
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- I think I may be able
- to get it fixed for you.
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- Can you just...?
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- Why is nobody
- answering their phone?
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- Come on, come on, come on.
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- How's it going?
- You didn't text me.
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- I couldn't.
- My phone's out there.
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- Mine is too.
- Sorry, Kelly.
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- They're at deuce now.
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- Okay.
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- Oh!
- Never mind. It's ad out.
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- Bobbi and Rosey are
- about to win.
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- Sorry.
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- She's trying
- to get in Bobbi's head.
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- Nothing can get in there.
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- Agh! Bounce it!
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- - Out!
- - What?
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- She's calling it out?
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- How? That clearly hit the line.
- I saw it from here.
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- We all did. Right, ladies?
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- We win. Oh--
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- Goddamn it, Rosey!
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- I'm telling you, Emily.
- It was in.
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- It's out. It's my call.
- I'm right here. You're not.
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- Deuce.
- No deuce.
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- That was perfect play. We won!
- You want some proof?
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- Let's check the phones.
- That is not a thing.
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- You're not supposed to have
- phones out here.
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- Oh, shush, Sheila.
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- Check it!
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- That's you.
- Oh, it's mine!
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- Go! Go!
- Check it!
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- Hi. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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- I am the gremlin.
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- Sorry. Can we--? can we go?
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- I really need
- to get to my office.
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- I know who you are.
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- You're the killer
- of that cute little rodent.
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- My daughter likes tiny things.
- She cried all night.
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- Get out of my car, miss.
- Get out!
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- Can we please...?
- I said get out.
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- Fine!
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- Goddamn it!
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- You're gritless! That's what
- they called you, gritless.
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- Oh, Philip, hey!
- God, you look good.
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- How you doing, Bobbi?
- Well, I've been better.
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- The thing is, Philip, you gotta
- invest in an Eagle Eye.
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- Why? Did you lose?
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- Did I lose?
- No, you Ding Dong.
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- The only player
- who can beat me is me.
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- 00:08:57,229 --> 00:08:59,195
- I'm still looking
- for my perfect match.
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- Heh. Hey, did you
- set up those phones?
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- I'm getting complaints
- from other teams.
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- 00:09:04,136 --> 00:09:07,103
- Well, I have no other choice.
- They're cheating, so...
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- 00:09:07,105 --> 00:09:10,473
- But, oh, if we had an Eagle Eye,
- then they couldn't cheat,
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- 00:09:10,475 --> 00:09:12,509
- and no one would have
- reason to complain.
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- 00:09:12,511 --> 00:09:16,446
- Yeah. The thing is, Bobbi,
- uh, this isn't Wimbledon.
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- Well...
- You really don't need it
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- for the Dick Duncan Tournament.
- Okay.
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- Let's not diss Dick Duncan.
- I cherish it. You know that.
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- The Eagle Eye
- is cost prohibitive, Bobbi.
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- Okay.
- Because to do it right,
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- you need eight cameras
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- strategically placed
- around the courts,
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- and all those cameras are linked
- to a computer system
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- that reads
- all those camera views
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- and spits out
- the path of the ball.
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- And that's just one court.
- And we've got 20-something.
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- Mm-hm.
- So you've thought about it.
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- No.
- Yes, you have.
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- Ha, don't lie to me.
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- 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:50,146
- And it doesn't
- have to be every court.
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- Just my court, court number one.
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- You're a smart guy, P.
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- I don't have to remind you
- that Mason Agent sponsors,
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- gosh, what is it now,
- is it six leagues here?
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- Six. It's six.
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- 00:10:01,259 --> 00:10:03,359
- Not to mention
- all the new residents
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- that I send skipping your way.
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- 00:10:06,097 --> 00:10:08,865
- So you promise me an Eagle Eye,
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- 00:10:08,867 --> 00:10:10,533
- and maybe I'll stop
- with the phones.
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- 00:10:14,105 --> 00:10:18,041
- Good to see you, Bobbi.
- Oh, always just the best.
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- The best of the best.
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- You are.
- No, you are.
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- 00:10:22,147 --> 00:10:24,948
- Ha, I know!
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- Ciao! Ciao!
- Have fun out there.
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- 00:10:27,118 --> 00:10:29,419
- Fuck my life.
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- 00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:07,257
- Hey, lady,
- why are you dressed like that?
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- 00:11:07,259 --> 00:11:10,260
- Were you at a party
- or something?
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- 00:11:10,262 --> 00:11:11,361
- No.
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- Hey, lady, why does
- your face look like that?
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- 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:21,571
- Why aren't you in school
- learning your manners?
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- 00:11:21,573 --> 00:11:23,206
- Why aren't you at work?
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- 00:11:23,208 --> 00:11:24,908
- Why are you a stupid dummy?
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- 00:11:24,910 --> 00:11:27,110
- Why are you a stupid bitch?
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- Mikey!
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- 00:11:29,347 --> 00:11:32,448
- Oh, Baby Mikey,
- your mommy's calling.
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- 00:11:32,450 --> 00:11:35,151
- It's time for you to go home
- and take a little nappy.
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- 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,153
- That's not my mom.
- That's Delphine.
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- 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:39,622
- And she's like 19
- and hotter than you.
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- 00:11:39,624 --> 00:11:41,524
- I feel sorry for your mother.
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- 00:11:41,526 --> 00:11:43,660
- I feel sorry for<i> your</i> mother
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- 00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:46,696
- and your stupid
- <i>Gremlin</i> babies.
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- 00:11:46,698 --> 00:11:48,164
- Mikey!
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- 00:11:51,436 --> 00:11:55,571
- Well, ha!
- 'Cause I don't have any babies!
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- 00:11:55,573 --> 00:11:59,275
- In fact, I don't really have
- any responsibilities!
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- 00:11:59,277 --> 00:12:02,011
- I don't even have a job anymore!
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- You're gonna have a ton
- of responsibilities one day,
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- and I feel so sorry for you
- because it sucks!
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- Mom?
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- 00:12:48,460 --> 00:12:51,060
- Could you do
- something to my hair?
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- Thanks.
- And can you also pick me up?
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- Not too short.
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- 00:12:59,371 --> 00:13:01,537
- I used to cut your bangs.
- Remember?
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- 00:13:01,539 --> 00:13:04,040
- You hated it
- when I combed your wet hair.
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- 00:13:04,042 --> 00:13:06,743
- Yeah. Because it used to hurt.
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- It does right now. Ow! Mom!
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- I'm sorry. You're so sensitive.
- Ow!
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- Where's Dad?
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- 00:13:19,157 --> 00:13:21,057
- Oh, he's... He's in the car.
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- 00:13:21,059 --> 00:13:25,161
- Now, he's not gonna leave with
- all those protesters out there.
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- So sorry.
- Don't be.
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- Your father will talk to them.
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- 00:13:32,804 --> 00:13:35,204
- And I'm worried, Madi.
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- 00:13:36,741 --> 00:13:40,076
- You know, they have
- medicine for depression.
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- Mom, no.
- Everyone's on it.
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- 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:45,114
- No. No. I am the most hated
- woman on the planet right now,
- 220
- 00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:48,284
- I lost my job, and I'm
- a prisoner in my own home.
- 221
- 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,253
- I don't think
- a pill can fix that.
- 222
- 00:13:50,255 --> 00:13:52,588
- And you haven't had
- a boyfriend since Steven.
- 223
- 00:13:52,590 --> 00:13:54,490
- Oh, God.
- You went on that show
- 224
- 00:13:54,492 --> 00:13:57,427
- to build confidence.
- Instead, look what happened.
- 225
- 00:13:57,429 --> 00:14:00,329
- Hand me the round brush, okay?
- 226
- 00:14:01,533 --> 00:14:03,466
- Ugh, you call this a brush?
- Mom!
- 227
- 00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:09,338
- Anyway, I'm thinking
- of calling Ollie.
- 228
- 00:14:09,340 --> 00:14:10,773
- She could always cheer you.
- 229
- 00:14:10,775 --> 00:14:13,376
- No. What?
- 230
- 00:14:13,378 --> 00:14:16,245
- What, nothing.
- 231
- 00:14:16,247 --> 00:14:20,750
- Mom, No.
- You are not calling Ollie. No.
- 232
- 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,722
- Now, I'm not finished.
- But look how nice.
- 233
- 00:14:26,724 --> 00:14:29,192
- I always loved you
- with shorter hair.
- 234
- 00:14:29,194 --> 00:14:31,094
- It gives you a lift.
- 235
- 00:14:32,530 --> 00:14:34,597
- And so blond.
- 236
- 00:14:34,599 --> 00:14:37,767
- Madi, you look
- just like Doris Day.
- 237
- 00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:02,425
- You're looking at my picture?
- 238
- 00:15:05,563 --> 00:15:06,829
- It's me.
- Oh.
- 239
- 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,500
- I was a very famous ball boy.
- 240
- 00:15:10,502 --> 00:15:11,767
- Oh.
- 241
- 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:15,238
- The most famous ball boy
- in the world.
- 242
- 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,839
- Oh, wow.
- 243
- 00:15:18,643 --> 00:15:22,378
- But, you know,
- the boy becomes the man,
- 244
- 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,713
- and balls don't follow.
- 245
- 00:15:25,850 --> 00:15:28,451
- I'm sorry. What are you
- here for? The interview?
- 246
- 00:15:28,453 --> 00:15:31,521
- Yeah, yeah. Oh, this...
- 247
- 00:15:31,523 --> 00:15:33,589
- This is
- the real-estate office, right?
- 248
- 00:15:33,591 --> 00:15:37,760
- Oh, boy.
- You're gonna do just great.
- 249
- 00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,795
- Just sign in right there.
- 250
- 00:15:39,797 --> 00:15:41,364
- Oh, sure.
- 251
- 00:15:41,366 --> 00:15:45,368
- Oh, heh-heh, funny.
- 252
- 00:15:45,370 --> 00:15:47,637
- I mean, some people dedicate
- their lives to it,
- 253
- 00:15:47,639 --> 00:15:50,473
- but, sure, funny.
- 254
- 00:15:50,475 --> 00:15:55,311
- Sure. Sorry. Of course. Just...
- 255
- 00:15:57,615 --> 00:15:59,382
- You can just sit-- Sit there.
- 256
- 00:15:59,384 --> 00:16:00,850
- Okay.
- 257
- 00:16:04,889 --> 00:16:06,689
- I'll just...
- 258
- 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:13,729
- Mason Agents,
- where everyone's a winner.
- 259
- 00:16:13,731 --> 00:16:15,865
- That doesn't make any
- sense, Rosey.
- 260
- 00:16:15,867 --> 00:16:19,936
- Practice doesn't make perfect.
- Perfect practice makes perfect.
- 261
- 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,506
- How are we, Ken?
- Oh, well--
- 262
- 00:16:23,508 --> 00:16:26,709
- Oh, ladies.
- Thank you for coming in.
- 263
- 00:16:26,711 --> 00:16:30,446
- If you've been here longer than
- 20 minutes, please do leave.
- 264
- 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:32,748
- You've lost the job
- with your mind.
- 265
- 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:36,252
- You see, as the great
- Dick Duncan once said
- 266
- 00:16:36,254 --> 00:16:38,321
- to me in person, heh,
- 267
- 00:16:38,323 --> 00:16:40,423
- your time is as important
- as anyone else's,
- 268
- 00:16:40,425 --> 00:16:41,757
- and you should know that.
- 269
- 00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:47,463
- Good luck out there.
- I appreciate you.
- 270
- 00:16:55,440 --> 00:17:00,443
- I'm not leaving.
- Um, they called me, so...
- 271
- 00:17:00,445 --> 00:17:03,946
- Heh, well, I've only been here
- for five minutes.
- 272
- 00:17:03,948 --> 00:17:06,015
- Quiet, please. Quiet, please.
- 273
- 00:17:06,017 --> 00:17:08,951
- Sorry.
- 274
- 00:17:15,627 --> 00:17:16,926
- Get away from the car.
- 275
- 00:17:16,928 --> 00:17:18,661
- Nym, that's no protester.
- 276
- 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:21,530
- That's Ollie.
- I can't be sure.
- 277
- 00:17:21,532 --> 00:17:23,799
- Look at her, for God's sakes.
- It's Ollie. Let her in.
- 278
- 00:17:23,801 --> 00:17:25,434
- I'm gonna get in.
- 279
- 00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:29,338
- Hi.
- Hi. You made it.
- 280
- 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:31,340
- Yes.
- So glad to see you.
- 281
- 00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:33,376
- You too.
- Now I remember.
- 282
- 00:17:33,378 --> 00:17:35,278
- You're the funny kid.
- Mm.
- 283
- 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:38,014
- What happened to you?
- You don't listen.
- 284
- 00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:40,516
- She moved
- to Los Angeles for work
- 285
- 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:43,552
- and for that boy Albert,
- 286
- 00:17:43,554 --> 00:17:46,289
- and she's been there ever
- since college. Right, Ollie?
- 287
- 00:17:46,291 --> 00:17:49,759
- Mm-hm. Uh, this whole setup
- feels very covert.
- 288
- 00:17:49,761 --> 00:17:51,460
- What exactly are we doing?
- 289
- 00:17:51,462 --> 00:17:54,363
- Well, I don't know
- why we're still in the car.
- 290
- 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:57,066
- There's no more protesters, Nym.
- Mm.
- 291
- 00:17:57,068 --> 00:17:59,935
- This is very exciting.
- Where is Madi?
- 292
- 00:17:59,937 --> 00:18:02,738
- She's not even home.
- Oh.
- 293
- 00:18:02,740 --> 00:18:06,375
- Oh, how are your parents?
- They are thriving
- 294
- 00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:08,978
- at an active older adult
- community in North Carolina.
- 295
- 00:18:08,980 --> 00:18:10,546
- Oh.
- Thank you.
- 296
- 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:13,082
- And that boy, Albert?
- 297
- 00:18:14,752 --> 00:18:18,421
- He is horrible and disgusting.
- 298
- 00:18:18,423 --> 00:18:20,589
- Stupid fucker!
- 299
- 00:18:21,993 --> 00:18:23,793
- Kind of weird to be
- in the back seat
- 300
- 00:18:23,795 --> 00:18:26,462
- of my best friend's
- parents' car
- 301
- 00:18:26,464 --> 00:18:29,632
- 20 years after high school.
- Hm.
- 302
- 00:18:29,634 --> 00:18:31,567
- New car,
- but it still smells the same.
- 303
- 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:34,470
- Good job, Mr. Cooke.
- Thank you.
- 304
- 00:18:34,472 --> 00:18:37,673
- Rosey, are we all set?
- Yes.
- 305
- 00:18:37,675 --> 00:18:39,375
- Me don't think so.
- 306
- 00:18:39,377 --> 00:18:41,377
- The chair, Rosey. The chair.
- 307
- 00:18:41,379 --> 00:18:43,112
- Sorry. Sorry.
- Your favorite power play.
- 308
- 00:18:43,114 --> 00:18:44,880
- Yes. Every time.
- 309
- 00:18:44,882 --> 00:18:48,551
- She's coming. Quick, quick!
- Hurry! Come on! Move!
- 310
- 00:18:48,553 --> 00:18:50,986
- Oh, ha! Oh, would you look
- at that,
- 311
- 00:18:50,988 --> 00:18:52,922
- I just sold the Martin house.
- 312
- 00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:54,957
- Stop! Stop!
- 313
- 00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:57,360
- But that was quick,
- even for me.
- 314
- 00:18:57,362 --> 00:18:58,861
- Hi. Résumé?
- 315
- 00:18:58,863 --> 00:19:00,596
- Yeah. Of course. Yeah.
- 316
- 00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:04,066
- Well, median prices are
- finally inching up.
- 317
- 00:19:04,068 --> 00:19:05,868
- Median prices?
- 318
- 00:19:05,870 --> 00:19:08,571
- Okay. You can sit.
- 319
- 00:19:10,007 --> 00:19:12,508
- Heh, Rosey,
- why doesn't anyone
- 320
- 00:19:12,510 --> 00:19:14,777
- ever just grab the damn chair?
- 321
- 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,946
- I don't know, Bobbi.
- Put it front of my desk,
- 322
- 00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:19,014
- and take control
- of the situation.
- 323
- 00:19:19,016 --> 00:19:21,751
- It's okay. You're dismissed.
- No!
- 324
- 00:19:21,753 --> 00:19:25,454
- No, I was about to.
- I was just...
- 325
- 00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:27,857
- mesmerized by your trophies.
- 326
- 00:19:27,859 --> 00:19:29,992
- Oh, what these?
- My Double Ds? Yeah.
- 327
- 00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:32,962
- They're impossible to ignore.
- Do you play?
- 328
- 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:35,398
- Do I play?
- That's what I just asked, yeah.
- 329
- 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:39,969
- Well, let's just say it's how
- I prepared for this interview.
- 330
- 00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:46,108
- Hm. That's almost interesting.
- Expand.
- 331
- 00:19:46,110 --> 00:19:49,645
- Well, uh... I'm a bit nervous.
- 332
- 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,447
- But in a good way.
- 333
- 00:19:51,449 --> 00:19:54,750
- Like, um, ahem,
- when you're playing
- 334
- 00:19:54,752 --> 00:19:56,519
- and suddenly
- you're at match point
- 335
- 00:19:56,521 --> 00:20:00,022
- and you can just feel the win.
- 336
- 00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:01,624
- Mm.
- 337
- 00:20:01,626 --> 00:20:04,727
- But you don't wanna
- get ahead of yourself.
- 338
- 00:20:04,729 --> 00:20:08,998
- Rosey, get the chair
- for Madi, um...
- 339
- 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,599
- Whoops.
- 340
- 00:20:10,601 --> 00:20:12,968
- You forgot to put your last name
- on your résumé.
- 341
- 00:20:12,970 --> 00:20:14,637
- Oh, ha!
- 342
- 00:20:14,639 --> 00:20:16,939
- I never put my last name
- 343
- 00:20:16,941 --> 00:20:20,643
- on my résumé
- for security reasons.
- 344
- 00:20:20,645 --> 00:20:23,712
- The dark web?
- Shh. Say no more. I get it.
- 345
- 00:20:23,714 --> 00:20:26,048
- But I'll need your last name
- if you wanna work for me.
- 346
- 00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:29,752
- Sure. Yeah.
- It's Sharapova...
- 347
- 00:20:29,754 --> 00:20:32,721
- klavacki.
- 348
- 00:20:32,723 --> 00:20:35,558
- Sharapovaklavacki.
- 349
- 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:38,093
- Sharapovaklavacki.
- 350
- 00:20:38,095 --> 00:20:40,229
- With a C and a K?
- Yeah.
- 351
- 00:20:40,231 --> 00:20:42,231
- Huh. That's beautiful.
- 352
- 00:20:43,935 --> 00:20:46,001
- Yeah. I got it. I got it.
- Thanks.
- 353
- 00:20:46,003 --> 00:20:49,104
- All right,
- Madi Sharapovaklavacki,
- 354
- 00:20:49,106 --> 00:20:50,973
- continue with your story.
- 355
- 00:20:50,975 --> 00:20:54,477
- I'm at match point,
- and I'm about to win. Go.
- 356
- 00:20:54,479 --> 00:20:56,812
- Oh, sure. So, uh, okay.
- You're about to serve.
- 357
- 00:20:56,814 --> 00:21:00,182
- Mm.
- Um, but you take a beat.
- 358
- 00:21:00,184 --> 00:21:02,051
- Maybe you look at your strings.
- 359
- 00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:03,819
- Yeah. Maybe I do.
- 360
- 00:21:03,821 --> 00:21:08,724
- Breathe in. Breathe out.
- 361
- 00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:11,827
- Breathe in. Breathe out.
- 362
- 00:21:11,829 --> 00:21:13,729
- Breathe in...
- 363
- 00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:15,764
- And then I'm ready.
- 364
- 00:21:15,766 --> 00:21:19,235
- Ooh, I've done this
- a million times.
- 365
- 00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:21,170
- Ba-bum, ba-bum, ba-bum.
- 366
- 00:21:21,172 --> 00:21:23,038
- That's the ball.
- 367
- 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,040
- My toss is perfect.
- Heh, what's new?
- 368
- 00:21:25,042 --> 00:21:27,910
- I feel the strength ripple
- through my legs into my core.
- 369
- 00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:30,012
- And Boom! Woof!
- Daddy, it's in my arms!
- 370
- 00:21:30,014 --> 00:21:31,647
- And then what happens?
- 371
- 00:21:31,649 --> 00:21:33,148
- Come on, Madi Sharapovaklavacki!
- 372
- 00:21:33,150 --> 00:21:35,217
- Uh, but, oh, no! Oh, no!
- It's your second serve.
- 373
- 00:21:35,219 --> 00:21:37,119
- I should play it carefully.
- Why chance it?
- 374
- 00:21:37,121 --> 00:21:38,721
- I don't know.
- But then...
- 375
- 00:21:38,723 --> 00:21:40,055
- something comes over you.
- 376
- 00:21:40,057 --> 00:21:41,790
- Yeah, it does,
- 377
- 00:21:41,792 --> 00:21:43,893
- and I smack it hard. Smack!
- 378
- 00:21:43,895 --> 00:21:45,694
- But the bitch gets to it!
- Fuck!
- 379
- 00:21:45,696 --> 00:21:47,830
- But it's a wimpy,
- off-balance overhead.
- 380
- 00:21:47,832 --> 00:21:51,100
- Ha-ha-ha-ha! It's the shot
- I've been fucking waiting for!
- 381
- 00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:53,802
- I'm gonna come down on it
- like it's a menacing big...
- 382
- 00:21:53,804 --> 00:21:54,970
- Spider.
- Spider.
- 383
- 00:21:54,972 --> 00:21:56,705
- Penis! Spider penis.
- 384
- 00:21:56,707 --> 00:21:58,040
- What?
- What?
- 385
- 00:21:58,042 --> 00:21:59,942
- Rosey?
- Oh, the baby's coming.
- 386
- 00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:02,044
- No! No! Stop! Stop it!
- 387
- 00:22:02,046 --> 00:22:04,179
- I thought I could hold it.
- I'm so sorry.
- 388
- 00:22:04,181 --> 00:22:06,015
- I thought I could hold it in--
- Don't be sorry.
- 389
- 00:22:06,017 --> 00:22:08,083
- We're just gonna
- take a deep breath
- 390
- 00:22:08,085 --> 00:22:10,052
- and wait until
- the tournament is over.
- 391
- 00:22:10,054 --> 00:22:12,054
- You're my partner.
- You're gonna have to.
- 392
- 00:22:12,056 --> 00:22:14,189
- I can't do it.
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I love it.
- 393
- 00:22:14,191 --> 00:22:17,293
- Thank you so much for
- being my sidekick. I love it.
- 394
- 00:22:17,295 --> 00:22:19,094
- Maybe she can be your partner.
- Hm?
- 395
- 00:22:19,096 --> 00:22:21,664
- Look at her. She's not
- even a little pregnant.
- 396
- 00:22:21,666 --> 00:22:23,198
- Yeah, I'm-- I'm not.
- Okay. Shush!
- 397
- 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,067
- Let me-- Let me think. Whoo.
- 398
- 00:22:27,204 --> 00:22:30,606
- Eye of the tiger.
- 399
- 00:22:30,608 --> 00:22:32,041
- Okay. Sure.
- 400
- 00:22:32,043 --> 00:22:34,977
- Saturday, 12:30 doubles.
- We play at Elite.
- 401
- 00:22:37,014 --> 00:22:39,281
- Does that mean I get the job?
- 402
- 00:22:39,283 --> 00:22:43,786
- Well, that depends, Madi.
- If we win, maybe.
- 403
- 00:22:43,788 --> 00:22:46,622
- If we lose, no way, Jose.
- 404
- 00:22:46,624 --> 00:22:48,724
- Thank you for coming in.
- 405
- 00:22:48,726 --> 00:22:53,729
- Um, should we call someone?
- Oh, great idea.
- 406
- 00:22:53,731 --> 00:22:58,033
- Rosey, can you make sure that
- we reserve a court? Thank you.
- 407
- 00:22:58,035 --> 00:23:01,170
- Uh, what time?
- She's so stupid.
- 408
- 00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:04,707
- 12:30, like every Saturday.
- 409
- 00:23:04,709 --> 00:23:08,911
- Okay. The door is that way, Madi
- Sharapovaklavacki. Thank you.
- 410
- 00:23:08,913 --> 00:23:10,346
- Congratulations.
- 411
- 00:23:10,348 --> 00:23:12,348
- - Thank you so much.
- - Thank you.
- 412
- 00:23:36,774 --> 00:23:39,942
- Hi. I'd like to take a lesson.
- 413
- 00:23:39,944 --> 00:23:41,777
- So?
- What?
- 414
- 00:23:41,779 --> 00:23:44,246
- Pro?
- 415
- 00:23:44,248 --> 00:23:46,015
- Oh. Heh.
- 416
- 00:23:47,818 --> 00:23:50,853
- Um, yeah, I'm pretty good.
- 417
- 00:23:50,855 --> 00:23:52,955
- Actually, I haven't played
- in a long time.
- 418
- 00:23:52,957 --> 00:23:55,691
- I-- I'd love to practice.
- 419
- 00:23:55,693 --> 00:23:57,760
- I'm sure I don't know
- anyone here anymore.
- 420
- 00:23:57,762 --> 00:24:00,329
- Name?
- It's been for a long time. Madi.
- 421
- 00:24:00,331 --> 00:24:02,097
- My name is Madi.
- 422
- 00:24:02,099 --> 00:24:05,768
- Uh, is anyone available
- maybe for a private or...?
- 423
- 00:24:05,770 --> 00:24:07,102
- No.
- 424
- 00:24:07,104 --> 00:24:09,672
- We run clinics today.
- Oh.
- 425
- 00:24:09,674 --> 00:24:12,841
- Fernando, any room
- in your clinic for Madi?
- 426
- 00:24:15,946 --> 00:24:18,247
- He says it's fine.
- 427
- 00:24:18,249 --> 00:24:21,116
- You can play with him today
- and see how it goes.
- 428
- 00:24:21,118 --> 00:24:24,086
- That'll be $45.00.
- Oh, okay.
- 429
- 00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:25,721
- Cash.
- 430
- 00:24:26,791 --> 00:24:30,225
- I'm sorry?
- Cash. Shh...
- 431
- 00:24:30,227 --> 00:24:31,960
- Oh.
- 432
- 00:24:33,064 --> 00:24:35,130
- Shh, okay.
- 433
- 00:24:40,004 --> 00:24:42,204
- Shh.
- 434
- 00:24:42,206 --> 00:24:44,473
- How you doing?
- Uh, come with me. We'll...
- 435
- 00:24:44,475 --> 00:24:47,076
- We'll heat ourselves up
- without them.
- 436
- 00:24:48,779 --> 00:24:50,879
- Court six. The last one.
- 437
- 00:24:53,451 --> 00:24:56,018
- Serena Williams, totally.
- 438
- 00:24:56,020 --> 00:24:58,821
- You don't understand
- the question.
- 439
- 00:24:58,823 --> 00:25:00,089
- How about del Potro?
- 440
- 00:25:00,091 --> 00:25:02,291
- Ooh! He looks like
- a very good lover.
- 441
- 00:25:02,293 --> 00:25:03,792
- Mm-hm.
- A Latin lover.
- 442
- 00:25:03,794 --> 00:25:04,860
- Oh!
- 443
- 00:25:04,862 --> 00:25:06,261
- Novak.
- Mm, too boring.
- 444
- 00:25:07,298 --> 00:25:08,964
- He's not boring.
- Hm.
- 445
- 00:25:08,966 --> 00:25:10,466
- He's a quiet genius.
- 446
- 00:25:10,468 --> 00:25:14,036
- He's methodical, professional
- and secretly funny.
- 447
- 00:25:14,038 --> 00:25:15,904
- I bet Serena could
- kick his ass.
- 448
- 00:25:15,906 --> 00:25:17,005
- Mm-hm.
- 449
- 00:25:23,214 --> 00:25:25,481
- Ha! Ha! Ha!
- 450
- 00:25:25,483 --> 00:25:27,182
- No, that was good.
- 451
- 00:25:27,184 --> 00:25:30,352
- No, that was...
- Um, that was pretty good.
- 452
- 00:25:30,354 --> 00:25:32,321
- Who's that?
- Thirty-love.
- 453
- 00:25:32,323 --> 00:25:35,324
- She's beating Fernando
- 30-l'oeuf.
- 454
- 00:25:35,326 --> 00:25:38,794
- No. That's okay. It's okay.
- It's enough. That's enough.
- 455
- 00:25:38,796 --> 00:25:42,965
- Hey. Hey. Hi, girls.
- I want you to meet Madi.
- 456
- 00:25:42,967 --> 00:25:48,137
- She's going to be joining
- the clinic for today, because...
- 457
- 00:25:48,139 --> 00:25:51,907
- Because she needs practice.
- Okay. Baseline.
- 458
- 00:25:51,909 --> 00:25:53,976
- Ah! It's a brand-new day.
- 459
- 00:25:55,513 --> 00:25:59,281
- Good. Okay. You keep your eyes
- on the balls, CeeCee.
- 460
- 00:26:00,918 --> 00:26:04,453
- Don't worry about it.
- Get it again. Get it again.
- 461
- 00:26:04,455 --> 00:26:06,922
- I know! I know!
- 462
- 00:26:06,924 --> 00:26:09,258
- - I had book club last night.
- - Here we go.
- 463
- 00:26:13,798 --> 00:26:15,097
- <i>Vamos,</i> very good.
- 464
- 00:26:15,099 --> 00:26:17,266
- Valentina Gasolina.
- 465
- 00:26:17,268 --> 00:26:20,169
- Bam, motherfucker! Ha!
- 466
- 00:26:20,171 --> 00:26:22,171
- Good. Valentina, Madi,
- go to the net.
- 467
- 00:26:22,173 --> 00:26:25,340
- Two volleys each. Okay.
- <i>Vamos.</i> Here we go.
- 468
- 00:26:25,342 --> 00:26:27,576
- Wap! Good. Good.
- 469
- 00:26:27,578 --> 00:26:29,378
- Wap! Good!
- 470
- 00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:31,880
- Follow through
- powerful to the net.
- 471
- 00:26:35,052 --> 00:26:37,119
- Good. Very aggressive. Next?
- 472
- 00:26:37,121 --> 00:26:39,855
- Okay. Okay. CeeCee.
- <i>Vamos.</i> Loosen.
- 473
- 00:26:39,857 --> 00:26:42,291
- Okay. Here we go.
- Move your feet, CeeCee.
- 474
- 00:26:42,293 --> 00:26:44,593
- Pop! Move your feet, CeeCee.
- Move your feet.
- 475
- 00:26:44,595 --> 00:26:47,496
- Wap! Change your grip, CeeCee.
- 476
- 00:26:47,498 --> 00:26:49,898
- No. Come to the net,
- <i>mi amor.</i> Come to the net.
- 477
- 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:53,435
- Let me see you grip.
- Show me your grip.
- 478
- 00:26:55,406 --> 00:26:59,308
- Hammer. Hammer grip.
- Okay? Hammer. Hammer.
- 479
- 00:26:59,310 --> 00:27:02,477
- Where are you?
- At Acme Indoor Tennis.
- 480
- 00:27:03,948 --> 00:27:06,181
- Where are you?
- 481
- 00:27:06,183 --> 00:27:08,383
- Next to Preeti.
- You're at the net.
- 482
- 00:27:08,385 --> 00:27:10,285
- So show me your grip.
- 483
- 00:27:10,287 --> 00:27:13,088
- No! No, baby.
- That's not right still.
- 484
- 00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:15,157
- In volley, elbow to the front.
- Okay?
- 485
- 00:27:15,159 --> 00:27:16,425
- You step, wap!
- 486
- 00:27:16,427 --> 00:27:19,061
- Stop picking on me.
- I can't focus.
- 487
- 00:27:19,063 --> 00:27:20,629
- There's so many things
- to remember,
- 488
- 00:27:20,631 --> 00:27:23,465
- and the ball comes so fast.
- Okay. I'm ready.
- 489
- 00:27:27,972 --> 00:27:30,138
- Sorry. Excuse me, sir.
- Thank you.
- 490
- 00:27:34,545 --> 00:27:36,511
- Looking good. Feeling good.
- 491
- 00:27:36,513 --> 00:27:38,313
- Call Philip.
- 492
- 00:27:38,315 --> 00:27:40,883
- Philip. Hi.
- Just checking in.
- 493
- 00:27:40,885 --> 00:27:43,485
- Where do we stand
- on installing that Eagle Eye?
- 494
- 00:27:43,487 --> 00:27:46,321
- I'm very excited.
- No. I hate those.
- 495
- 00:27:46,323 --> 00:27:48,557
- But this is the last style
- we have in stock.
- 496
- 00:27:48,559 --> 00:27:51,260
- You could go to the website.
- Uh... Philip, hold on.
- 497
- 00:27:51,262 --> 00:27:54,029
- I'm so sorry. Wait one second.
- I have a situation.
- 498
- 00:27:54,031 --> 00:27:57,332
- Excuse me?
- You think I have time
- 499
- 00:27:57,334 --> 00:28:00,535
- to wait for tennis sneakers to
- arrive in the mail, try them on
- 500
- 00:28:00,537 --> 00:28:02,437
- and send them back
- over and over again
- 501
- 00:28:02,439 --> 00:28:05,374
- until I find
- the right exact pair?
- 502
- 00:28:05,376 --> 00:28:07,442
- No, I don't think you do.
- 503
- 00:28:07,444 --> 00:28:09,044
- What?
- No.
- 504
- 00:28:09,046 --> 00:28:12,180
- No. That's right.
- I don't, Derek.
- 505
- 00:28:12,182 --> 00:28:14,583
- So let's find
- the right pair right now.
- 506
- 00:28:14,585 --> 00:28:16,285
- Shall we?
- Okay.
- 507
- 00:28:16,287 --> 00:28:19,421
- Great. Let's go.
- 508
- 00:28:19,423 --> 00:28:21,657
- Philip, I'm back. I'm so sorry.
- 509
- 00:28:21,659 --> 00:28:25,227
- No, no. Listen, I will help with
- the financing. Just get it done.
- 510
- 00:28:25,229 --> 00:28:28,430
- Call me when you get this
- message. It's Bobbi. Thanks.
- 511
- 00:28:38,943 --> 00:28:41,043
- Wait. Did you leave?
- 512
- 00:28:56,994 --> 00:28:58,427
- I hate tennis.
- 513
- 00:28:58,429 --> 00:28:59,528
- What's the matter
- with you today?
- 514
- 00:28:59,530 --> 00:29:01,396
- I never get better. I hate it.
- 515
- 00:29:01,398 --> 00:29:02,965
- We all have our off days.
- 516
- 00:29:02,967 --> 00:29:06,034
- No. It's not that.
- I can't focus.
- 517
- 00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:08,236
- Too much on your mind.
- I have nothing on my mind.
- 518
- 00:29:08,238 --> 00:29:09,638
- This morning, I searched
- 519
- 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,673
- how to clean calcium
- off of shower heads.
- 520
- 00:29:11,675 --> 00:29:13,375
- Then suddenly I'm looking at
- 521
- 00:29:13,377 --> 00:29:15,610
- top 10 celebrity
- plastic surgeries gone wrong,
- 522
- 00:29:15,612 --> 00:29:18,313
- which led to child TV stars
- then and now.
- 523
- 00:29:18,315 --> 00:29:20,215
- And, yes, there is crossover.
- 524
- 00:29:20,217 --> 00:29:22,017
- And I still don't know
- the best way
- 525
- 00:29:22,019 --> 00:29:23,752
- to clean calcium
- off shower heads.
- 526
- 00:29:23,754 --> 00:29:25,354
- Here, take one.
- 527
- 00:29:25,356 --> 00:29:27,356
- What is it?
- It's vinegar.
- 528
- 00:29:27,358 --> 00:29:29,691
- It's always vinegar.
- It'll help you focus.
- 529
- 00:29:29,693 --> 00:29:31,493
- Try it next time.
- Valentina, tell me
- 530
- 00:29:31,495 --> 00:29:33,362
- you are not stealing
- your son's medication.
- 531
- 00:29:33,364 --> 00:29:36,164
- Like I'm the first parent
- to take their kid's ADD meds.
- 532
- 00:29:36,166 --> 00:29:37,332
- Don't take it.
- 533
- 00:29:37,334 --> 00:29:40,535
- Hey, you guys, sorry.
- 534
- 00:29:40,537 --> 00:29:44,172
- Would you mind
- if I joined your clinic...
- 535
- 00:29:44,174 --> 00:29:46,074
- more permanently?
- 536
- 00:29:48,012 --> 00:29:50,445
- I guess we could use a blond.
- 537
- 00:29:50,447 --> 00:29:52,781
- A real blond.
- 538
- 00:29:52,783 --> 00:29:56,284
- Wait. What the hell
- were we just talking about?
- 539
- 00:30:38,762 --> 00:30:41,096
- <i>If we win, maybe.</i>
- 540
- 00:30:41,098 --> 00:30:44,232
- <i>But if we lose,
- no way, Jose.</i>
- 541
- 00:30:48,439 --> 00:30:51,173
- Sweet Jesus. What is this?
- 542
- 00:30:51,175 --> 00:30:53,108
- - What's what?
- - This.
- 543
- 00:30:53,110 --> 00:30:56,745
- If you're gonna play like a pro,
- you need to dress like a pro.
- 544
- 00:30:56,747 --> 00:31:00,382
- See this? Soak it in.
- 545
- 00:31:00,384 --> 00:31:03,585
- Stand up. You're making me
- uncomfortable.
- 546
- 00:31:03,587 --> 00:31:06,354
- Oh, uh, ahem, I...
- I can move in this.
- 547
- 00:31:06,356 --> 00:31:08,423
- Okay.
- 548
- 00:31:08,425 --> 00:31:10,325
- Ugh, no. Ew! I hated that.
- 549
- 00:31:10,327 --> 00:31:12,294
- Hey!
- Hated. Hi!
- 550
- 00:31:12,296 --> 00:31:15,130
- Oh, I'm so excited
- to play with you guys today.
- 551
- 00:31:15,132 --> 00:31:18,100
- You both look great. See?
- 552
- 00:31:18,102 --> 00:31:20,836
- Oh, Mary Beth, L-O-V-E the bag.
- 553
- 00:31:20,838 --> 00:31:22,637
- Oh, thank you.
- 554
- 00:31:22,639 --> 00:31:25,640
- I love your tennies.
- They're so cute.
- 555
- 00:31:25,642 --> 00:31:29,211
- They are.
- Is that racquet vintage?
- 556
- 00:31:29,213 --> 00:31:32,114
- Oh, yeah, yeah. Ha.
- I've had it since high school.
- 557
- 00:31:33,484 --> 00:31:35,517
- This is Madi.
- She's subbing for Rosey
- 558
- 00:31:35,519 --> 00:31:37,385
- and playing for a shot
- at being part
- 559
- 00:31:37,387 --> 00:31:39,287
- of the Mason Agent family.
- 560
- 00:31:39,289 --> 00:31:41,790
- This is Mary Beth and Grace,
- two of my finest agents.
- 561
- 00:31:41,792 --> 00:31:43,492
- Nice to meet you.
- 562
- 00:31:45,295 --> 00:31:46,895
- Oh, a curtsy.
- 563
- 00:31:46,897 --> 00:31:49,664
- Okay. So, ladies,
- this is the first time
- 564
- 00:31:49,666 --> 00:31:51,900
- Madi and I are
- playing together, so...
- 565
- 00:31:51,902 --> 00:31:54,803
- Oh, I haven't played
- in like five days, so just--
- 566
- 00:31:54,805 --> 00:31:57,506
- Well, I haven't played
- in like six days.
- 567
- 00:31:57,508 --> 00:31:59,641
- Super. So it's just gonna be
- a fun one, then.
- 568
- 00:31:59,643 --> 00:32:02,611
- Yeah. It'll just be fun.
- Um, up or down?
- 569
- 00:32:02,613 --> 00:32:04,546
- Oh, doesn't matter. Up.
- 570
- 00:32:06,483 --> 00:32:08,617
- Down.
- 571
- 00:32:08,619 --> 00:32:10,285
- I guess we'll serve first.
- Mm-hm.
- 572
- 00:32:10,287 --> 00:32:11,786
- First one in?
- Love!
- 573
- 00:32:11,788 --> 00:32:13,788
- Great.
- Okay. Have fun out there.
- 574
- 00:32:13,790 --> 00:32:15,390
- Thanks!
- 575
- 00:32:16,927 --> 00:32:18,627
- First one in is for pussies.
- 576
- 00:32:18,629 --> 00:32:20,862
- Now, listen up.
- Grace is a slut for the alley.
- 577
- 00:32:20,864 --> 00:32:23,465
- You need to cover it.
- And Mary Beth loves to poach,
- 578
- 00:32:23,467 --> 00:32:25,767
- so you gotta smack that ball
- right at her face.
- 579
- 00:32:25,769 --> 00:32:26,902
- Understood?
- Yeah.
- 580
- 00:32:26,904 --> 00:32:28,637
- Okay. Oh, forehand or backhand?
- 581
- 00:32:28,639 --> 00:32:32,574
- Nah, never mind.
- My forehand is freaky strong.
- 582
- 00:32:40,484 --> 00:32:42,250
- Come on, Grace!
- 583
- 00:32:42,252 --> 00:32:43,919
- Come on, Grace.
- 584
- 00:32:43,921 --> 00:32:46,354
- Come on! Come on! And...
- 585
- 00:32:46,356 --> 00:32:48,423
- - Dang!
- - Not bad.
- 586
- 00:32:48,425 --> 00:32:50,492
- But, uh, remember your alley.
- 587
- 00:32:59,369 --> 00:33:00,869
- Mine.
- 588
- 00:33:14,851 --> 00:33:17,452
- That was yours.
- That was yours.
- 589
- 00:33:17,454 --> 00:33:19,287
- That was your ball.
- It was so yours.
- 590
- 00:33:20,824 --> 00:33:22,557
- You seem to play well.
- 591
- 00:33:22,559 --> 00:33:24,626
- Usually it takes a game
- or two to warm up.
- 592
- 00:33:24,628 --> 00:33:25,927
- That could be the difference
- 593
- 00:33:25,929 --> 00:33:28,263
- between winning
- and losing, couldn't it?
- 594
- 00:33:28,265 --> 00:33:30,932
- Anything over here is yours.
- Don't--
- 595
- 00:33:30,934 --> 00:33:34,269
- Do you hear her meowing?
- 596
- 00:33:34,271 --> 00:33:35,403
- Hm?
- 597
- 00:33:39,710 --> 00:33:40,942
- Didn't hear the score.
- 598
- 00:33:40,944 --> 00:33:43,578
- Oh, shit!
- Grace, what's the score?
- 599
- 00:33:43,580 --> 00:33:47,415
- I don't know. Say 30-40.
- 600
- 00:33:47,417 --> 00:33:49,251
- Uh, 30-40.
- 601
- 00:33:49,253 --> 00:33:51,953
- Can't be, Mary Beth.
- Look where you're standing.
- 602
- 00:33:53,390 --> 00:33:56,391
- Fifteen-40?
- Okay. Heh.
- 603
- 00:33:56,393 --> 00:33:57,959
- Ding-a-lings.
- We've almost got 'em.
- 604
- 00:33:57,961 --> 00:33:59,027
- Remember your alley.
- 605
- 00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:03,898
- Mine!
- 606
- 00:34:05,602 --> 00:34:06,801
- Alley, Madi!
- 607
- 00:34:08,872 --> 00:34:10,872
- Grace, that was yours.
- So yours.
- 608
- 00:34:10,874 --> 00:34:13,441
- No, that was clearly yours.
- Yours.
- 609
- 00:34:13,443 --> 00:34:14,976
- - Yes!
- - Nice match.
- 610
- 00:34:14,978 --> 00:34:17,445
- Not too bad. But we could've
- beaten them worse.
- 611
- 00:34:17,447 --> 00:34:20,348
- Never let enough be good enough.
- Are you serious?
- 612
- 00:34:20,350 --> 00:34:22,550
- Eighty percent of balls
- are hit to the center,
- 613
- 00:34:22,552 --> 00:34:24,619
- so our odds were better
- to play the middle
- 614
- 00:34:24,621 --> 00:34:26,288
- even if we missed
- a couple down the alley.
- 615
- 00:34:26,290 --> 00:34:28,523
- If you missed a couple.
- But potato "potato."
- 616
- 00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:30,392
- I like your initiative.
- 617
- 00:34:30,394 --> 00:34:32,327
- I need to get you
- into a real match.
- 618
- 00:34:32,329 --> 00:34:34,663
- And lucky for you, I will.
- 619
- 00:34:34,665 --> 00:34:36,398
- Since Rosey still can't play.
- 620
- 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:40,335
- Yeah, but she...
- She gave birth three days ago.
- 621
- 00:34:40,337 --> 00:34:42,337
- Ugh, dude.
- Don't even get me started.
- 622
- 00:34:42,339 --> 00:34:44,439
- Of course I support
- the Family Leave Act,
- 623
- 00:34:44,441 --> 00:34:46,308
- but this is getting ridiculous.
- 624
- 00:34:46,310 --> 00:34:48,009
- No matter. I have insisted
- 625
- 00:34:48,011 --> 00:34:50,612
- that she comes
- to the office to train you.
- 626
- 00:34:50,614 --> 00:34:52,981
- That's right.
- Welcome to the team.
- 627
- 00:34:52,983 --> 00:34:55,050
- I'm gonna start you off
- on the leads desk,
- 628
- 00:34:55,052 --> 00:34:56,885
- and I want you to make me proud.
- 629
- 00:34:56,887 --> 00:35:00,322
- As a wise man once told me...
- Dick Duncan, in person.
- 630
- 00:35:00,324 --> 00:35:04,592
- ...winning is a habit,
- success is a choice.
- 631
- 00:35:04,594 --> 00:35:06,394
- You're welcome.
- 632
- 00:35:24,915 --> 00:35:27,549
- Mason Agents.
- 633
- 00:35:27,551 --> 00:35:28,983
- Where everyone's a winner!
- 634
- 00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:33,855
- Yes. Mary Beth is here.
- Please hold.
- 635
- 00:35:36,393 --> 00:35:38,026
- Oh.
- 636
- 00:35:38,028 --> 00:35:40,495
- Mason Agents,
- where everyone's winner.
- 637
- 00:35:41,998 --> 00:35:44,599
- Ashalee will be right with you.
- Please hold.
- 638
- 00:35:44,601 --> 00:35:46,935
- Oh, my gosh! Rosey, you didn't
- have to come in.
- 639
- 00:35:46,937 --> 00:35:48,970
- I'm doing so well.
- 640
- 00:35:48,972 --> 00:35:51,840
- But, whoa! Let me see!
- 641
- 00:35:51,842 --> 00:35:55,110
- Beautiful!
- Did you choose a name yet?
- 642
- 00:35:55,112 --> 00:35:57,078
- I name the baby.
- 643
- 00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:00,014
- That was the deal. Right, Rosey?
- 644
- 00:36:00,016 --> 00:36:02,884
- You give birth before
- the Dick Duncan Tournament,
- 645
- 00:36:02,886 --> 00:36:05,720
- and I get to name the baby.
- 646
- 00:36:05,722 --> 00:36:08,857
- So I'm gonna. Um, ahem, ladies.
- 647
- 00:36:08,859 --> 00:36:11,493
- Ladies, an announcement
- to make.
- 648
- 00:36:11,495 --> 00:36:17,532
- It is my great honor
- and privilege to legally...
- 649
- 00:36:17,534 --> 00:36:20,835
- Not legally, no.
- ...name this child...
- 650
- 00:36:20,837 --> 00:36:23,471
- Bjِrn Borg.
- 651
- 00:36:23,473 --> 00:36:24,839
- Hello.
- 652
- 00:36:24,841 --> 00:36:26,975
- May he be...
- 653
- 00:36:26,977 --> 00:36:31,813
- big, bold and brave,
- 654
- 00:36:31,815 --> 00:36:33,882
- just like his mommy's boss.
- 655
- 00:36:33,884 --> 00:36:37,519
- It's distinctive.
- Yeah, well, he's a she, so...
- 656
- 00:36:37,521 --> 00:36:39,421
- You don't need
- a megaphone yet, Rosey.
- 657
- 00:36:39,423 --> 00:36:46,161
- He can't talk. He can only stare
- with his big, spooky eyes.
- 658
- 00:36:46,163 --> 00:36:48,463
- I don't like him.
- I really don't like him.
- 659
- 00:36:48,465 --> 00:36:50,098
- Okay.
- I hate it. Take him away.
- 660
- 00:36:50,100 --> 00:36:51,766
- Take him away.
- Yeah, here we go.
- 661
- 00:36:51,768 --> 00:36:54,436
- How do I take him away?
- Quick, quick.
- 662
- 00:36:54,438 --> 00:36:56,471
- 'Cause we also need
- to get back to work.
- 663
- 00:36:56,473 --> 00:36:59,174
- So you've had enough
- days off, haven't you?
- 664
- 00:36:59,176 --> 00:37:00,975
- And I have a closing to go to.
- 665
- 00:37:00,977 --> 00:37:03,945
- Stop! Stop!
- Thank you. Thank you.
- 666
- 00:37:03,947 --> 00:37:07,048
- Now, ladies, as you know,
- Dick Duncan is fast approaching.
- 667
- 00:37:07,050 --> 00:37:09,584
- And, yes, we made
- the playoffs quite easily.
- 668
- 00:37:09,586 --> 00:37:11,953
- But there's always room
- for improvement.
- 669
- 00:37:11,955 --> 00:37:14,823
- Except for you, Rosey,
- since you still can't play yet.
- 670
- 00:37:14,825 --> 00:37:17,926
- No. My new partner is
- going to be...
- 671
- 00:37:19,229 --> 00:37:20,895
- Madi.
- 672
- 00:37:22,933 --> 00:37:25,600
- Now is time to arouse our me--
- 673
- 00:37:27,237 --> 00:37:29,771
- Are you good?
- 674
- 00:37:29,773 --> 00:37:33,842
- Ahem, it's time to arouse
- our mental toughness, ladies.
- 675
- 00:37:33,844 --> 00:37:36,845
- - Losers are not welcome here.
- - No!
- 676
- 00:37:36,847 --> 00:37:39,180
- - I didn't hear you!
- - No!
- 677
- 00:37:39,182 --> 00:37:42,484
- - I still didn't hear you!
- - No!
- 678
- 00:37:42,486 --> 00:37:45,019
- - We must act like winners...
- - Now!
- 679
- 00:37:45,021 --> 00:37:47,522
- We cannot play tennis
- without confidence.
- 680
- 00:37:47,524 --> 00:37:50,225
- We cannot play tennis
- without balls.
- 681
- 00:37:50,227 --> 00:37:53,228
- We cannot play tennis
- without grit.
- 682
- 00:37:53,230 --> 00:37:56,698
- And remember,
- there's no "me" in team.
- 683
- 00:37:56,700 --> 00:37:58,533
- Thanks.
- 684
- 00:38:01,805 --> 00:38:03,905
- Ladies! Yes!
- 685
- 00:38:03,907 --> 00:38:07,675
- Yes, I have
- important, important news.
- 686
- 00:38:07,677 --> 00:38:12,580
- Okay. The Dick Duncan Tournament
- needs another 3.0 team to play,
- 687
- 00:38:12,582 --> 00:38:15,850
- so it's come down to us
- and the Cost Cup Country Club.
- 688
- 00:38:15,852 --> 00:38:17,252
- Can you repeat that?
- 689
- 00:38:17,254 --> 00:38:20,221
- We have been
- consistently average,
- 690
- 00:38:20,223 --> 00:38:22,957
- but we still need
- to practice very hard. Why?
- 691
- 00:38:22,959 --> 00:38:26,794
- Because we can take this.
- This clinic can take this.
- 692
- 00:38:26,796 --> 00:38:28,696
- If we beat the Cost Cup,
- 693
- 00:38:28,698 --> 00:38:30,298
- then we're going to play
- the champs,
- 694
- 00:38:30,300 --> 00:38:34,736
- the Mason Agents, at Elite
- at the Dick Duncan Tournament.
- 695
- 00:38:34,738 --> 00:38:36,104
- No, no, no, no. I can't.
- 696
- 00:38:36,106 --> 00:38:38,206
- Of course you can.
- No, I really can't.
- 697
- 00:38:38,208 --> 00:38:40,608
- Of course you can.
- We'll work on your footwork.
- 698
- 00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:42,977
- Valentina, you're up first.
- I can't play the Mason Agents.
- 699
- 00:38:42,979 --> 00:38:45,313
- Try to catch me!
- I don't like it either.
- 700
- 00:38:45,315 --> 00:38:47,148
- Who's this Dick Duncan, anyway?
- 701
- 00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:48,883
- Dick Duncan only saved tennis.
- 702
- 00:38:48,885 --> 00:38:51,553
- Try to catch me!
- It was Dick Duncan
- 703
- 00:38:51,555 --> 00:38:53,955
- who predicted aluminum racquets
- would ruin the game.
- 704
- 00:38:53,957 --> 00:38:56,758
- He stopped the production
- of aluminum tennis racquets?
- 705
- 00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:59,060
- I don't think so.
- He just talked a lot about it.
- 706
- 00:38:59,062 --> 00:39:00,995
- And then he became
- a local legend
- 707
- 00:39:00,997 --> 00:39:03,898
- who underwrote the tournament
- that beared his name.
- 708
- 00:39:03,900 --> 00:39:06,167
- But we're just a clinic,
- Fernando. We're not even a team.
- 709
- 00:39:06,169 --> 00:39:10,905
- Are we even 3.0?
- Ha! You are now.
- 710
- 00:39:10,907 --> 00:39:14,809
- 3.0 just means that you're
- a little bit better than sucky.
- 711
- 00:39:14,811 --> 00:39:17,612
- Valentina and Madi,
- you're gonna play first doubles.
- 712
- 00:39:17,614 --> 00:39:20,915
- Jane, you and CeeCee,
- second doubles.
- 713
- 00:39:20,917 --> 00:39:23,751
- And, Preeti, singles. Okay?
- 714
- 00:39:23,753 --> 00:39:26,921
- Madi, try and catch me, okay?
- 715
- 00:39:30,827 --> 00:39:33,628
- I gave up playing matches
- 'cause they make me sick.
- 716
- 00:39:33,630 --> 00:39:35,363
- I can't sleep
- the night before a match.
- 717
- 00:39:35,365 --> 00:39:38,232
- I'm nauseous until the match,
- and then I suck. I hate it.
- 718
- 00:39:38,234 --> 00:39:40,101
- Reverse!
- That's why I only take a clinic.
- 719
- 00:39:40,103 --> 00:39:41,736
- Maybe you should try
- coconut water.
- 720
- 00:39:41,738 --> 00:39:43,805
- It's not that simple.
- It gives you energy,
- 721
- 00:39:43,807 --> 00:39:45,873
- lowers blood pressure,
- keeps you hydrated.
- 722
- 00:39:45,875 --> 00:39:49,844
- You should try it.
- Coconut oil is a good lubricant.
- 723
- 00:39:49,846 --> 00:39:52,146
- Stop. Stop.
- 724
- 00:39:53,216 --> 00:39:55,683
- Guys, I come in here,
- 725
- 00:39:55,685 --> 00:39:57,685
- and I tell you
- that you have a chance
- 726
- 00:39:57,687 --> 00:39:59,787
- to be in
- a<i> torneo de</i> Dick Duncan,
- 727
- 00:39:59,789 --> 00:40:02,156
- and you're over here
- talking coconuts?
- 728
- 00:40:08,798 --> 00:40:12,233
- Ladies, we can do this,
- 729
- 00:40:12,235 --> 00:40:14,802
- but we have to practice.
- 730
- 00:40:14,804 --> 00:40:17,972
- And we have
- to get rid of some bad habits.
- 731
- 00:40:17,974 --> 00:40:19,874
- Valentina,<i> mi amor,</i>
- I need you to stop
- 732
- 00:40:19,876 --> 00:40:22,410
- saying "bad motherfucker"
- every time you hit the ball.
- 733
- 00:40:22,412 --> 00:40:25,313
- They'll frown upon that. Preeti,
- you have to stop laughing
- 734
- 00:40:25,315 --> 00:40:27,015
- every time
- you get into a long rally.
- 735
- 00:40:27,017 --> 00:40:30,885
- Jane, if you could
- stop saying "louf"
- 736
- 00:40:30,887 --> 00:40:34,255
- instead of "love,"
- because that annoys everyone.
- 737
- 00:40:34,257 --> 00:40:36,891
- It's<i> l'oeuf,</i> actually.
- 738
- 00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:39,427
- The term comes from
- the French.
- 739
- 00:40:39,429 --> 00:40:41,262
- <i>L'oeuf</i> means "the egg"...
- Right.
- 740
- 00:40:41,264 --> 00:40:43,665
- ...which is round,
- like a zero.
- 741
- 00:40:43,667 --> 00:40:46,434
- Eggs aren't exactly round.
- They are French eggs.
- 742
- 00:40:46,436 --> 00:40:50,271
- Okay. Okay.
- CeeCee, whatever you must do,
- 743
- 00:40:50,273 --> 00:40:52,073
- just get rid of your demons.
- 744
- 00:40:52,075 --> 00:40:53,841
- Well, what about Madi?
- 745
- 00:40:54,978 --> 00:40:57,378
- I don't have any grit.
- 746
- 00:40:57,380 --> 00:40:59,914
- Boom! Madi lacks grit.
- 747
- 00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:02,150
- Good. Satisfied? Okay.
- 748
- 00:41:02,152 --> 00:41:04,786
- Let's work on your feet.
- 749
- 00:41:04,788 --> 00:41:06,721
- Why are you looking at me?
- 750
- 00:41:10,694 --> 00:41:12,727
- Mason Agents,
- where everyone's a winner.
- 751
- 00:41:12,729 --> 00:41:14,028
- Again.
- 752
- 00:41:15,298 --> 00:41:17,331
- Mason Agents,
- where everyone's a winner.
- 753
- 00:41:17,333 --> 00:41:18,833
- Again.
- 754
- 00:41:18,835 --> 00:41:20,702
- Mason Agents,
- where everyone's winner.
- 755
- 00:41:20,704 --> 00:41:23,404
- Yes. Ashalee is here.
- Please hold. Thank you.
- 756
- 00:41:23,406 --> 00:41:26,007
- Madi, Madi.
- You can't be "as good as."
- 757
- 00:41:26,009 --> 00:41:27,842
- You have to be "better than."
- 758
- 00:41:27,844 --> 00:41:29,977
- Have you even had
- a whiff of a new lead yet?
- 759
- 00:41:29,979 --> 00:41:31,412
- Actually, I was just...
- 760
- 00:41:31,414 --> 00:41:33,948
- Mason Agents,
- where everyone's a winner!
- 761
- 00:41:33,950 --> 00:41:35,950
- Of course you may speak with me.
- 762
- 00:41:35,952 --> 00:41:38,453
- Please hold
- for 10 seconds or less.
- 763
- 00:41:40,256 --> 00:41:43,324
- You see?
- That is how it's done.
- 764
- 00:41:43,326 --> 00:41:45,293
- Believe and achieve, Madi.
- 765
- 00:41:45,295 --> 00:41:48,963
- B-A-A... A.
- 766
- 00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:00,508
- Mason Agents,
- where everyone's a winner.
- 767
- 00:42:00,510 --> 00:42:04,779
- Is there a specific agent
- you'd like to speak with?
- 768
- 00:42:04,781 --> 00:42:07,281
- Sure. Sure. Yeah. Yeah.
- I'd be happy to help.
- 769
- 00:42:07,283 --> 00:42:09,050
- Uh, what's the address?
- 770
- 00:42:09,052 --> 00:42:12,253
- Mm-hm. Sorry, you said Bay Lane?
- 771
- 00:42:13,823 --> 00:42:15,790
- Okay, ow! What?
- Got it.
- 772
- 00:42:20,463 --> 00:42:24,932
- And, um, you... You haven't
- worked with an agent yet?
- 773
- 00:42:26,770 --> 00:42:30,838
- Yeah, sure. Yeah. I can meet.
- Uh, when would you...?
- 774
- 00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,508
- Sure. Yeah.
- 775
- 00:42:33,510 --> 00:42:36,778
- Sure. Yeah. Okay.
- See you soon. Bye.
- 776
- 00:42:38,047 --> 00:42:41,115
- Dick Duncan's mansion
- is on Bay.
- 777
- 00:42:41,117 --> 00:42:42,817
- Hey, who was that?
- 778
- 00:42:42,819 --> 00:42:44,552
- Oh. Oh, just, uh, nobody.
- 779
- 00:42:44,554 --> 00:42:47,221
- Random-- Random--
- Random lead. Heh, yeah.
- 780
- 00:42:47,223 --> 00:42:48,890
- Wait! Where are you going?
- 781
- 00:42:48,892 --> 00:42:51,025
- Oh, just, uh,
- to believe and achieve.
- 782
- 00:42:51,027 --> 00:42:53,127
- Your job is to generate
- new sales leads.
- 783
- 00:42:53,129 --> 00:42:56,164
- Yeah. And believe and achieve!
- No! Ugh!
- 784
- 00:42:56,166 --> 00:42:57,298
- Mary Beth!
- What?
- 785
- 00:42:57,300 --> 00:42:59,433
- Dick Duncan is dead.
- 786
- 00:42:59,435 --> 00:43:01,502
- Duh! He died in December.
- 787
- 00:43:01,504 --> 00:43:03,504
- But that could have
- been his son.
- 788
- 00:43:03,506 --> 00:43:05,840
- Little Dick.
- 789
- 00:43:05,842 --> 00:43:08,142
- Ugh, they call him Jackson.
- Let's go.
- 790
- 00:43:10,213 --> 00:43:12,280
- Hurry up!
- I'm coming.
- 791
- 00:43:16,352 --> 00:43:18,920
- Has Grace ever sold a house?
- 792
- 00:43:18,922 --> 00:43:20,555
- No.
- 793
- 00:43:20,557 --> 00:43:22,490
- She has an incredible backhand.
- 794
- 00:43:40,109 --> 00:43:42,176
- Hey. I'm Madi.
- Jackson.
- 795
- 00:43:42,178 --> 00:43:44,312
- Come on in.
- Thanks.
- 796
- 00:43:50,486 --> 00:43:53,321
- Huh.
- Yeah, it's, uh...
- 797
- 00:43:53,323 --> 00:43:55,590
- It's odd, right?
- 798
- 00:43:55,592 --> 00:44:00,194
- Yeah. I've never seen
- cherubs playing tennis before.
- 799
- 00:44:00,196 --> 00:44:03,564
- No, those are butterfly nets.
- 800
- 00:44:03,566 --> 00:44:06,334
- No, I think they're racquets.
- You see the grips?
- 801
- 00:44:06,336 --> 00:44:08,069
- Oh, yeah, there's a tennis ball.
- 802
- 00:44:08,071 --> 00:44:10,338
- It's being lobbed
- over that guy's head.
- 803
- 00:44:10,340 --> 00:44:13,941
- Huh, I never noticed.
- 804
- 00:44:13,943 --> 00:44:17,612
- But I'm not surprised. My father
- had a deviant sense of humor.
- 805
- 00:44:17,614 --> 00:44:20,381
- And he loved tennis.
- 806
- 00:44:20,383 --> 00:44:24,252
- Anyway, the house,
- uh, was built in 1918.
- 807
- 00:44:24,254 --> 00:44:27,021
- Come on. I'll show you around.
- 808
- 00:44:27,023 --> 00:44:29,657
- You okay in those shoes?
- Yeah.
- 809
- 00:44:29,659 --> 00:44:32,260
- Oh, your floors.
- I'll just take 'em off.
- 810
- 00:44:32,262 --> 00:44:34,896
- No, no, no. It's just,
- it's a lot of walking.
- 811
- 00:44:34,898 --> 00:44:37,231
- There's 13 bedrooms and parlors.
- 812
- 00:44:37,233 --> 00:44:40,401
- I'm pretty sure
- there's 14 baths.
- 813
- 00:44:40,403 --> 00:44:44,071
- Library. Chef's kitchen
- through those double doors.
- 814
- 00:44:46,209 --> 00:44:48,376
- What do you think's
- happening in there?
- 815
- 00:44:48,378 --> 00:44:50,978
- She's having an orgasm.
- 816
- 00:44:50,980 --> 00:44:53,047
- Oh.
- 817
- 00:44:53,049 --> 00:44:55,049
- It's the listing of a lifetime.
- 818
- 00:44:55,051 --> 00:44:59,086
- Selling Dick's house
- means more to Bobbi than...
- 819
- 00:44:59,088 --> 00:45:01,322
- Than what? Than what?
- 820
- 00:45:01,324 --> 00:45:04,692
- Than the Dick Duncan trophy
- itself.
- 821
- 00:45:04,694 --> 00:45:06,994
- Now you're lying.
- That is for real.
- 822
- 00:45:06,996 --> 00:45:08,930
- No.
- We ought to go tell her.
- 823
- 00:45:08,932 --> 00:45:10,364
- She's gonna kill us.
- 824
- 00:45:10,366 --> 00:45:12,466
- Can we get a milkshake?
- 825
- 00:45:12,468 --> 00:45:13,467
- If we have time.
- 826
- 00:45:16,539 --> 00:45:18,339
- How long have you lived here?
- 827
- 00:45:18,341 --> 00:45:20,541
- Well, I live in Brooklyn.
- Oh.
- 828
- 00:45:20,543 --> 00:45:22,510
- My son and I
- and sometimes his nanny
- 829
- 00:45:22,512 --> 00:45:26,213
- spend weekends
- and school breaks here.
- 830
- 00:45:26,215 --> 00:45:29,550
- I never actually lived here.
- I lived with my mom.
- 831
- 00:45:29,552 --> 00:45:31,552
- And we'd visit my father
- in the summers.
- 832
- 00:45:33,623 --> 00:45:35,389
- And this isn't my life.
- 833
- 00:45:35,391 --> 00:45:38,726
- It's my father's, and I wasn't
- really a part of that.
- 834
- 00:45:38,728 --> 00:45:42,463
- Plus, this is no place
- to raise a child.
- 835
- 00:45:42,465 --> 00:45:46,000
- Yeah. Mansions can be
- really tough on kids.
- 836
- 00:45:46,002 --> 00:45:49,203
- Don't get me wrong.
- It's a nice place to visit.
- 837
- 00:45:49,205 --> 00:45:53,374
- But I'm worried
- that he'll feel lonely.
- 838
- 00:45:53,376 --> 00:45:57,578
- To be honest,
- sometimes it's kind of creepy.
- 839
- 00:45:57,580 --> 00:45:59,547
- Like, I mean,
- have you seen<i> The Shining?</i>
- 840
- 00:46:01,050 --> 00:46:03,317
- "Red rum" spelled backwards.
- 841
- 00:46:03,319 --> 00:46:06,721
- Always thought that kid
- was saying "red room."
- 842
- 00:46:06,723 --> 00:46:09,724
- That would be "moorder."
- 843
- 00:46:09,726 --> 00:46:13,160
- "Moorder."
- 844
- 00:46:13,162 --> 00:46:15,062
- The point is, I...
- 845
- 00:46:15,064 --> 00:46:19,633
- I want something homier,
- but nearby.
- 846
- 00:46:19,635 --> 00:46:24,205
- I think it's time
- to get away from Brooklyn.
- 847
- 00:46:24,207 --> 00:46:28,009
- I might actually know a property
- not too far from here.
- 848
- 00:46:28,011 --> 00:46:29,710
- Well, I'd love to take a look,
- 849
- 00:46:29,712 --> 00:46:32,513
- but we're leaving
- early tomorrow.
- 850
- 00:46:32,515 --> 00:46:34,615
- Let me make a phone call.
- 851
- 00:46:42,025 --> 00:46:43,524
- <i>There's No Place Like Home.</i>
- 852
- 00:46:43,526 --> 00:46:46,027
- <i>Melania Trump speaking.</i>
- Alex. Alex, it's Madi.
- 853
- 00:46:47,630 --> 00:46:49,697
- Do you remember
- that craftsman I listed
- 854
- 00:46:49,699 --> 00:46:52,733
- right before I left?
- <i>Before you were fired.</i>
- 855
- 00:46:52,735 --> 00:46:54,435
- Who'd it go to?
- 856
- 00:46:55,538 --> 00:46:57,238
- <i>A new agent. We all like her.</i>
- 857
- 00:46:57,240 --> 00:46:59,740
- I was just wondering if she--
- Oh, shit!
- 858
- 00:47:01,144 --> 00:47:02,510
- <i>What? What'd you just say?</i>
- 859
- 00:47:02,512 --> 00:47:03,511
- Nothing.
- 860
- 00:47:07,650 --> 00:47:11,519
- Um, do you think
- she could show it for me?
- 861
- 00:47:11,521 --> 00:47:13,387
- <i>Look, I don't think
- she can do it.</i>
- 862
- 00:47:13,389 --> 00:47:15,423
- Okay. She has to.
- I'm in<i> The Shining</i>
- 863
- 00:47:15,425 --> 00:47:20,461
- and I'm bleeding.
- <i>Okay. Don't be so dramatic.</i>
- 864
- 00:47:38,815 --> 00:47:40,147
- Hello?
- 865
- 00:47:53,729 --> 00:47:55,296
- Hello?
- 866
- 00:47:56,699 --> 00:47:59,166
- I'm Mr. Lee.
- 867
- 00:48:07,443 --> 00:48:09,610
- I brought back the costume.
- 868
- 00:48:09,612 --> 00:48:11,879
- The<i> Gremlin</i> costume.
- 869
- 00:48:11,881 --> 00:48:15,783
- I got it cleaned and fixed.
- Sorry it took so long.
- 870
- 00:48:15,785 --> 00:48:18,285
- The kid who works here,
- it wasn't his fault.
- 871
- 00:48:18,287 --> 00:48:22,123
- You leave it here.
- Sure. Thanks.
- 872
- 00:48:22,125 --> 00:48:25,326
- Gum ball?
- No, no, no. I'm okay.
- 873
- 00:48:25,328 --> 00:48:28,262
- Oh, God! Oh! Sorry.
- 874
- 00:48:29,499 --> 00:48:30,831
- You should be.
- 875
- 00:48:30,833 --> 00:48:33,501
- That belonged
- to U.S. tennis pro Anne White
- 876
- 00:48:33,503 --> 00:48:35,402
- who wore it
- in Wimbledon, 1985.
- 877
- 00:48:35,404 --> 00:48:36,871
- Wow!
- 878
- 00:48:36,873 --> 00:48:38,272
- Oh.
- 879
- 00:48:40,309 --> 00:48:42,176
- Would you take 50 bucks for it?
- 880
- 00:48:42,178 --> 00:48:44,512
- With that outfit comes
- great responsibility.
- 881
- 00:48:44,514 --> 00:48:46,747
- I will not sell at any price.
- 882
- 00:48:48,551 --> 00:48:49,617
- Hundred bucks?
- 883
- 00:48:49,619 --> 00:48:51,318
- Okay.
- 884
- 00:48:56,526 --> 00:48:59,293
- You look
- like a colossal sperm.
- 885
- 00:49:00,296 --> 00:49:02,696
- Ridiculous. Come on.
- 886
- 00:49:12,175 --> 00:49:17,311
- Dr. Cohen, Dr. Kaplan,
- Dr. Kline and Jeff,
- 887
- 00:49:17,313 --> 00:49:19,847
- please meet me
- on Court 11 today.
- 888
- 00:49:51,581 --> 00:49:54,815
- <i>Madi? Madi?</i>
- 889
- 00:49:54,817 --> 00:49:57,618
- <i>What the hell
- are you wearing, Madi?</i>
- 890
- 00:49:59,455 --> 00:50:01,622
- <i>Madi? Madi?</i>
- 891
- 00:50:01,624 --> 00:50:04,558
- <i>Madi, who is not
- returning my texts. Madi?</i>
- 892
- 00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:06,460
- Sorry.
- Who is that?
- 893
- 00:50:07,730 --> 00:50:09,330
- No idea.
- <i>Okay, Madi.</i>
- 894
- 00:50:09,332 --> 00:50:10,731
- <i>So I called your office,</i>
- 895
- 00:50:10,733 --> 00:50:12,466
- <i>and, uh, Judy Garland
- answered.</i>
- 896
- 00:50:12,468 --> 00:50:14,368
- <i>Said you haven't worked
- there in a while.</i>
- 897
- 00:50:14,370 --> 00:50:16,003
- <i>Something about</i>
- <i>a</i> Grit<i> episode.</i>
- 898
- 00:50:16,005 --> 00:50:19,240
- Okay. There's no Judy Garland
- at Mason Agents.
- 899
- 00:50:19,242 --> 00:50:21,408
- Is there?
- <i>I know you can hear me, Madi.</i>
- 900
- 00:50:21,410 --> 00:50:24,578
- <i>Madi Cooke, will you at least
- keep your elbow in front?</i>
- 901
- 00:50:24,580 --> 00:50:26,680
- <i>Did you learn nothing
- from me in high school?</i>
- 902
- 00:50:26,682 --> 00:50:28,916
- Ha, it's so weird.
- 903
- 00:50:28,918 --> 00:50:31,852
- Madi Sharapovaklavacki?
- Hm?
- 904
- 00:50:31,854 --> 00:50:33,587
- Could I talk to you?
- 905
- 00:50:33,589 --> 00:50:36,590
- Security is very lax
- in this place.
- 906
- 00:50:36,592 --> 00:50:38,459
- Okay. I feel
- a little responsible
- 907
- 00:50:38,461 --> 00:50:40,894
- for that loss just now.
- You saw the<i> Grit</i> episode.
- 908
- 00:50:40,896 --> 00:50:43,364
- What<i> Grit</i> episode?
- Shut the fuck up.
- 909
- 00:50:43,366 --> 00:50:45,966
- No, seriously.
- Like, I don't watch<i> Grit.</i>
- 910
- 00:50:47,570 --> 00:50:49,036
- I mean not since that bitch
- 911
- 00:50:49,038 --> 00:50:50,938
- squashed the pygmy tarsier.
- Get out!
- 912
- 00:50:50,940 --> 00:50:51,972
- No.
- 913
- 00:50:54,744 --> 00:50:56,744
- How are you
- still acting like this?
- 914
- 00:50:56,746 --> 00:50:58,679
- Didn't you grow out of this?
- Like what?
- 915
- 00:50:58,681 --> 00:51:02,016
- Like you're so superior
- and better than everyone.
- 916
- 00:51:02,018 --> 00:51:04,618
- Um, well, probably
- because I could have beaten
- 917
- 00:51:04,620 --> 00:51:07,621
- the housewives of Connecticut
- a few minutes ago.
- 918
- 00:51:07,623 --> 00:51:09,023
- But, honestly, off the court,
- 919
- 00:51:09,025 --> 00:51:11,725
- I'm really just barely
- holding it together.
- 920
- 00:51:11,727 --> 00:51:14,728
- I am wondering why
- my best friend hasn't said,
- 921
- 00:51:14,730 --> 00:51:17,631
- "Hey, Ollie. How's it going?
- What are you doing here?
- 922
- 00:51:17,633 --> 00:51:19,433
- I haven't
- heard from you in months.
- 923
- 00:51:19,435 --> 00:51:21,602
- Are you okay?"
- I know what you're doing here.
- 924
- 00:51:21,604 --> 00:51:24,672
- You're here because
- my mother asked you to come.
- 925
- 00:51:24,674 --> 00:51:28,309
- That might be part
- of the equation, yeah. Okay.
- 926
- 00:51:28,311 --> 00:51:30,944
- I hate your boyfriend.
- I hate him.
- 927
- 00:51:30,946 --> 00:51:34,982
- Okay? I hate him.
- He's the worst.
- 928
- 00:51:34,984 --> 00:51:38,786
- He's a vlogger.
- Who's a vlogger anymore?
- 929
- 00:51:38,788 --> 00:51:40,788
- And he wears open-toed shoes.
- 930
- 00:51:40,790 --> 00:51:42,456
- Lay off.
- His feet need to breathe.
- 931
- 00:51:42,458 --> 00:51:44,325
- Ew! Ugh!
- You know what? It's--
- 932
- 00:51:44,327 --> 00:51:46,060
- It's suffocating
- sometimes in socks.
- 933
- 00:51:46,062 --> 00:51:47,961
- Ugh! I hate that.
- 934
- 00:51:47,963 --> 00:51:50,964
- I hate that his feet need
- to breathe, and I hate--
- 935
- 00:51:50,966 --> 00:51:53,067
- I hate that he's mean to you.
- 936
- 00:51:53,069 --> 00:51:55,002
- 'Cause you know
- that he's mean to you.
- 937
- 00:51:55,004 --> 00:51:56,770
- And you know what?
- Guess what else?
- 938
- 00:51:56,772 --> 00:51:59,340
- He was a real dick to me.
- 939
- 00:51:59,342 --> 00:52:02,076
- You know he was. And you
- just, like, let it happen.
- 940
- 00:52:06,048 --> 00:52:09,683
- This is a really nice car.
- Is that a backup camera?
- 941
- 00:52:09,685 --> 00:52:14,521
- Yes. I have a backup camera,
- all sorts of features.
- 942
- 00:52:14,523 --> 00:52:16,990
- Okay. So he did
- actually get a real job
- 943
- 00:52:16,992 --> 00:52:19,360
- in an office and everything,
- so lay off that.
- 944
- 00:52:19,362 --> 00:52:21,362
- Whoa, cool.
- 945
- 00:52:21,364 --> 00:52:25,666
- You know, I really needed you
- when Steven and I broke up.
- 946
- 00:52:25,668 --> 00:52:28,936
- I came all the way
- out to L.A. to be with you,
- 947
- 00:52:28,938 --> 00:52:31,705
- and, like, suddenly
- you're not allowed out.
- 948
- 00:52:31,707 --> 00:52:34,742
- I was allowed out.
- It wasn't a prison situation.
- 949
- 00:52:34,744 --> 00:52:36,577
- Oh, right. Oh, I'm sorry.
- 950
- 00:52:36,579 --> 00:52:40,614
- The-- The three of us had
- that one 20-minute lunch.
- 951
- 00:52:40,616 --> 00:52:42,416
- And by the way,
- like I really wanted
- 952
- 00:52:42,418 --> 00:52:45,119
- to fuckin' hang out with Albert.
- It's "Albert."
- 953
- 00:52:45,121 --> 00:52:47,388
- I'm not gonna
- say "Albert," okay?
- 954
- 00:52:47,390 --> 00:52:49,857
- I mean, it's his name.
- No, it's not really his name.
- 955
- 00:52:49,859 --> 00:52:52,393
- His name is Albert.
- You know, I did just tell you
- 956
- 00:52:52,395 --> 00:52:53,927
- that he got a real job.
- 957
- 00:52:53,929 --> 00:52:56,697
- He doesn't have it anymore,
- but that's beside the point
- 958
- 00:52:56,699 --> 00:52:58,632
- because he's also
- no longer in my life.
- 959
- 00:52:58,634 --> 00:53:01,602
- I'm pretty hungry.
- Can we get some food?
- 960
- 00:53:01,604 --> 00:53:05,506
- There is no one in the world
- named Madi Sharapovaklavacki
- 961
- 00:53:05,508 --> 00:53:08,642
- except in Hungary, where
- there are hundreds of them.
- 962
- 00:53:08,644 --> 00:53:10,878
- Did you try Madeline?
- 963
- 00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:13,147
- You're overfeeding Bjِrn Borg.
- 964
- 00:53:13,149 --> 00:53:15,849
- Fine.
- 965
- 00:53:15,851 --> 00:53:19,086
- Nope.
- Okay, try "Madi from<i> Grit."</i>
- 966
- 00:53:19,088 --> 00:53:20,487
- Stupid.
- 967
- 00:53:23,125 --> 00:53:26,059
- Oh, shit!
- Is that her?
- 968
- 00:53:26,061 --> 00:53:28,128
- Yeah. I'd recognize
- that racquet anywhere.
- 969
- 00:53:28,130 --> 00:53:30,798
- Oh, my God.
- Okay. Give me some room.
- 970
- 00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:32,533
- God. Fuck.
- 971
- 00:53:32,535 --> 00:53:34,034
- All we need to know is,
- 972
- 00:53:34,036 --> 00:53:36,804
- does she have
- any listings with us?
- 973
- 00:53:36,806 --> 00:53:39,506
- She may have a very big one.
- 974
- 00:53:39,508 --> 00:53:44,044
- Okay. Okay. Okay. Hit me.
- 975
- 00:53:44,046 --> 00:53:45,679
- Dick Duncan.
- 976
- 00:53:45,681 --> 00:53:47,614
- No!
- 977
- 00:53:47,616 --> 00:53:50,617
- No! No!
- 978
- 00:53:50,619 --> 00:53:51,885
- Okay. Cool.
- 979
- 00:53:51,887 --> 00:53:53,620
- It's okay. You're fine.
- You're fine.
- 980
- 00:53:53,622 --> 00:53:56,223
- Yeah. But it's gonna be
- a really good sale.
- 981
- 00:53:56,225 --> 00:53:57,958
- That is a big one.
- Yeah.
- 982
- 00:53:57,960 --> 00:53:59,092
- God for her.
- Yeah.
- 983
- 00:53:59,094 --> 00:54:01,662
- Wow!
- Okay. I'm gonna wait
- 984
- 00:54:01,664 --> 00:54:04,731
- until she signs the listing
- as a Mason Agent.
- 985
- 00:54:04,733 --> 00:54:06,467
- Yes.
- 986
- 00:54:06,469 --> 00:54:09,169
- Yes. And then I'm going
- to fire her ass.
- 987
- 00:54:09,171 --> 00:54:10,604
- Pow.
- Yes!
- 988
- 00:54:10,606 --> 00:54:13,740
- And the house will be mine.
- Bitch!
- 989
- 00:54:13,742 --> 00:54:15,642
- Mwah-ha-ha-ha!
- 990
- 00:54:15,644 --> 00:54:18,545
- I... I shouldn't do that.
- I want you to leave the room.
- 991
- 00:54:23,185 --> 00:54:25,085
- Happy Town?
- 992
- 00:54:25,087 --> 00:54:27,020
- What? You lost a lot of weight.
- 993
- 00:54:27,022 --> 00:54:29,690
- - Whoa! What do you mean a lot?
- - <i>Welcome to Happy Town.</i>
- 994
- 00:54:29,692 --> 00:54:31,225
- <i>Can I take your order, please?</i>
- 995
- 00:54:31,227 --> 00:54:33,026
- Are you saying I was fat?
- 996
- 00:54:33,028 --> 00:54:34,928
- <i>Ma'am?</i>
- Well, she means you.
- 997
- 00:54:34,930 --> 00:54:36,797
- No.
- 998
- 00:54:36,799 --> 00:54:39,566
- I'll have an oxburger
- cheesy patty, no lettuce,
- 999
- 00:54:39,568 --> 00:54:42,035
- and a sparkly water, please.
- "Sparkling."
- 1000
- 00:54:42,037 --> 00:54:43,937
- That's what I said. Sparkly.
- No.
- 1001
- 00:54:43,939 --> 00:54:46,273
- Sparkly water is not a thing.
- 1002
- 00:54:46,275 --> 00:54:48,175
- So, what are you saying?
- 1003
- 00:54:48,177 --> 00:54:50,043
- - <i>Me?</i>
- - No.
- 1004
- 00:54:50,045 --> 00:54:53,046
- Could I please have
- some Happy Town Brick Bricks
- 1005
- 00:54:53,048 --> 00:54:56,517
- and a side of curly nae-naes,
- large diet.
- 1006
- 00:54:59,154 --> 00:55:01,688
- I'm really sorry
- he broke up with you,
- 1007
- 00:55:01,690 --> 00:55:03,824
- even though he's an asshole.
- 1008
- 00:55:03,826 --> 00:55:05,559
- <i>What did he do to you?</i>
- 1009
- 00:55:05,561 --> 00:55:09,830
- The slimy bastard had an affair
- on his desk at work.
- 1010
- 00:55:09,832 --> 00:55:11,265
- And it's on YouTube.
- 1011
- 00:55:11,267 --> 00:55:13,867
- <i>Oh, well.
- At least you caught him.</i>
- 1012
- 00:55:13,869 --> 00:55:16,303
- <i>Imagine if you never knew
- they were fucking.</i>
- 1013
- 00:55:16,305 --> 00:55:18,105
- <i>Please drive up.</i>
- 1014
- 00:55:18,107 --> 00:55:19,740
- She was nice.
- 1015
- 00:55:26,048 --> 00:55:29,850
- His affair is on YouTube?
- How's that even possible?
- 1016
- 00:55:29,852 --> 00:55:33,120
- Yeah.
- 1017
- 00:55:33,122 --> 00:55:35,188
- You look much better blond.
- 1018
- 00:55:35,190 --> 00:55:38,091
- You kind of look like, um...
- Doris Day.
- 1019
- 00:55:38,093 --> 00:55:42,062
- No. Kind of like Ryan Gosling.
- 1020
- 00:55:43,866 --> 00:55:45,265
- It wasn't the whole affair.
- 1021
- 00:55:45,267 --> 00:55:48,201
- It was just the one time
- caught on surveillance.
- 1022
- 00:55:48,203 --> 00:55:50,737
- It was taken down
- really quickly,
- 1023
- 00:55:50,739 --> 00:55:53,307
- but I threw up for
- like three days straight.
- 1024
- 00:56:13,062 --> 00:56:16,330
- I'm sorry. I haven't been
- a very good friend, Ollie.
- 1025
- 00:56:16,332 --> 00:56:19,833
- No. No, I should have been there
- for you after Stephan.
- 1026
- 00:56:19,835 --> 00:56:21,201
- Steven.
- 1027
- 00:56:23,939 --> 00:56:27,674
- I really miss you.
- I really miss you too.
- 1028
- 00:56:27,676 --> 00:56:30,043
- I know you had your whole
- perfect Connecticut life
- 1029
- 00:56:30,045 --> 00:56:31,378
- like all mapped out.
- 1030
- 00:56:31,380 --> 00:56:34,147
- I'm so sorry.
- Yeah, it sucked.
- 1031
- 00:56:34,149 --> 00:56:37,050
- I immersed myself in work,
- and you know what, it turns out
- 1032
- 00:56:37,052 --> 00:56:39,853
- I'm a damn good realtor.
- Yeah.
- 1033
- 00:56:39,855 --> 00:56:42,723
- Then this whole<i> Grit</i> thing
- happens. It's a total joke.
- 1034
- 00:56:42,725 --> 00:56:45,726
- I never dreamed
- I'd be called in.
- 1035
- 00:56:45,728 --> 00:56:47,961
- And then, like, I thought
- maybe it'd help me
- 1036
- 00:56:47,963 --> 00:56:52,065
- build back my confidence
- or whatever,
- 1037
- 00:56:52,067 --> 00:56:53,834
- and now look what happened.
- 1038
- 00:56:53,836 --> 00:56:56,837
- No, 'cause you are still
- a damn good tennis player.
- 1039
- 00:56:56,839 --> 00:56:58,772
- I am?
- 1040
- 00:57:00,242 --> 00:57:02,809
- You think so?
- 1041
- 00:57:06,949 --> 00:57:09,149
- When was the last time
- you smacked some balls?
- 1042
- 00:57:11,253 --> 00:57:14,087
- Seriously?
- You're asking me that?
- 1043
- 00:57:14,089 --> 00:57:15,756
- Mm-hm.
- 1044
- 00:57:18,260 --> 00:57:21,228
- You really look
- like Ryan Gosling.
- 1045
- 00:57:21,230 --> 00:57:22,696
- It's freaking me out.
- 1046
- 00:57:24,833 --> 00:57:27,067
- Hey, girl.
- It's him. It's him.
- 1047
- 00:57:38,380 --> 00:57:40,447
- We're not staying.
- 1048
- 00:57:40,449 --> 00:57:41,915
- I made you apple cake.
- 1049
- 00:57:41,917 --> 00:57:43,684
- What's going on?
- Ollie Twittered me.
- 1050
- 00:57:43,686 --> 00:57:45,752
- She said the two of you
- are playing tennis.
- 1051
- 00:57:45,754 --> 00:57:46,987
- I already told you that.
- 1052
- 00:57:46,989 --> 00:57:48,722
- She joined my clinic
- two weeks ago.
- 1053
- 00:57:48,724 --> 00:57:50,390
- She's been beating you
- in the drills.
- 1054
- 00:57:50,392 --> 00:57:52,192
- She was always better,
- I think.
- 1055
- 00:57:52,194 --> 00:57:54,161
- - Ma!
- - Tell her the other thing.
- 1056
- 00:57:54,163 --> 00:57:56,730
- Ollie said
- you met a boy from Brooklyn.
- 1057
- 00:57:56,732 --> 00:57:58,832
- He's a client. And barely.
- 1058
- 00:57:58,834 --> 00:58:01,101
- We haven't even signed
- a listing agreement yet.
- 1059
- 00:58:01,103 --> 00:58:03,870
- He's in a messy divorce.
- It's a complicated sale.
- 1060
- 00:58:03,872 --> 00:58:07,140
- You know the story of how
- I met your father in Brooklyn.
- 1061
- 00:58:07,142 --> 00:58:09,443
- Jackson's not
- from Flatbush, okay?
- 1062
- 00:58:09,445 --> 00:58:14,181
- He's from the new Brooklyn,
- and it's not what you think.
- 1063
- 00:58:17,052 --> 00:58:18,885
- <i>Your daily reminder:</i>
- 1064
- 00:58:18,887 --> 00:58:22,089
- <i>Don't flush girly things
- down the toilet.</i>
- 1065
- 00:58:22,091 --> 00:58:23,824
- <i>We're having issues.</i>
- 1066
- 00:58:23,826 --> 00:58:25,192
- CeeCee,
- you have to calm down.
- 1067
- 00:58:25,194 --> 00:58:27,227
- I'm trying. I even searched
- 1068
- 00:58:27,229 --> 00:58:29,262
- how to calm nerves
- before a tennis match.
- 1069
- 00:58:29,264 --> 00:58:31,131
- And out of nowhere,
- the top 10 things
- 1070
- 00:58:31,133 --> 00:58:32,933
- never to say to your children
- popped up.
- 1071
- 00:58:32,935 --> 00:58:35,368
- Uh-oh.
- Yes, I said them all.
- 1072
- 00:58:35,370 --> 00:58:38,071
- Stop. Do you know
- that there are 40 ways
- 1073
- 00:58:38,073 --> 00:58:40,107
- your body changes after 40?
- 1074
- 00:58:40,109 --> 00:58:41,441
- Of course I know that.
- 1075
- 00:58:41,443 --> 00:58:44,277
- Okay. Well, I'm at least 50,
- 1076
- 00:58:44,279 --> 00:58:47,013
- so all of it must have
- already happened, right?
- 1077
- 00:58:47,015 --> 00:58:51,785
- But you don't see me giving up.
- Nice racquet.
- 1078
- 00:58:51,787 --> 00:58:55,355
- Wait. You're 50?
- At least.
- 1079
- 00:58:55,357 --> 00:58:57,157
- Does Fernando know?
- 1080
- 00:58:57,159 --> 00:58:58,892
- Dick Duncan is 35 and over.
- 1081
- 00:58:58,894 --> 00:59:01,027
- Technically, 50 is over 35.
- 1082
- 00:59:01,029 --> 00:59:02,996
- There's a separate team
- for 50 and over.
- 1083
- 00:59:02,998 --> 00:59:05,532
- If the other team finds out,
- we could be disqualified.
- 1084
- 00:59:05,534 --> 00:59:08,168
- Okay. Well, that's ageism.
- No. Those are the rules.
- 1085
- 00:59:08,170 --> 00:59:09,770
- Oh, are there rules
- 1086
- 00:59:09,772 --> 00:59:11,505
- about doping?
- Mi-mi-mi-mi.
- 1087
- 00:59:11,507 --> 00:59:13,874
- <i>The other team has arrived.</i>
- 1088
- 00:59:13,876 --> 00:59:16,143
- Come on, you guys.
- 1089
- 00:59:16,145 --> 00:59:18,245
- It's time.
- <i>They look coordinated.</i>
- 1090
- 00:59:18,247 --> 00:59:20,380
- I gotta pee again.
- Oh, my God.
- 1091
- 00:59:20,382 --> 00:59:22,249
- Are they coming?
- 1092
- 00:59:22,251 --> 00:59:24,151
- Yeah, they're just
- in the locker room.
- 1093
- 00:59:24,153 --> 00:59:26,052
- Oh, that place has not changed.
- 1094
- 00:59:26,054 --> 00:59:27,988
- Do you remember
- your old locker number?
- 1095
- 00:59:27,990 --> 00:59:30,524
- I feel like such a liar, Ollie.
- 1096
- 00:59:30,526 --> 00:59:33,226
- You do or you don't?
- Seriously.
- 1097
- 00:59:33,228 --> 00:59:35,495
- I haven't told them
- about Mason Agents.
- 1098
- 00:59:35,497 --> 00:59:37,063
- Well, today is not the day.
- 1099
- 00:59:37,065 --> 00:59:38,865
- We're probably gonna
- lose this game.
- 1100
- 00:59:38,867 --> 00:59:40,567
- Yeah, but what if we win?
- 1101
- 00:59:40,569 --> 00:59:43,170
- How much longer are you
- planning on working there,
- 1102
- 00:59:43,172 --> 00:59:45,438
- Madi Sharapovaklavacki?
- 1103
- 00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:47,140
- It's true.
- 1104
- 00:59:49,211 --> 00:59:51,845
- This hallway.
- I know, ha!
- 1105
- 00:59:51,847 --> 00:59:54,514
- Someone needs to buy this place
- and give it a facelift.
- 1106
- 00:59:54,516 --> 00:59:56,550
- You should buy it.
- No, you should buy it.
- 1107
- 00:59:56,552 --> 00:59:58,919
- No, you should buy it.
- No, you should buy it.
- 1108
- 00:59:58,921 --> 01:00:01,488
- You are not faster than me.
- What are you talking about?
- 1109
- 01:00:01,490 --> 01:00:03,323
- You'll never be faster than me!
- 1110
- 01:00:09,565 --> 01:00:13,099
- You guys, seriously,
- I might throw up.
- 1111
- 01:00:13,101 --> 01:00:14,868
- Now I'm getting nervous too.
- 1112
- 01:00:14,870 --> 01:00:17,103
- Do you need
- pharmaceutical help?
- 1113
- 01:00:17,105 --> 01:00:18,205
- Hey, stop.
- 1114
- 01:00:18,207 --> 01:00:20,907
- CeeCee, if you need to relax,
- 1115
- 01:00:20,909 --> 01:00:22,909
- you take a deep breath in
- through your nose,
- 1116
- 01:00:22,911 --> 01:00:25,445
- hold it, and let it out
- through your mouth. Okay?
- 1117
- 01:00:27,850 --> 01:00:30,350
- Yeah. Yeah.
- 1118
- 01:00:30,352 --> 01:00:33,086
- If you're under pressure,
- take a couple short breaths,
- 1119
- 01:00:33,088 --> 01:00:36,256
- hold it, and then let it out
- through your mouth like...
- 1120
- 01:00:41,597 --> 01:00:43,997
- Yeah. Okay.
- 1121
- 01:00:43,999 --> 01:00:46,366
- And don't worry
- about winning or losing.
- 1122
- 01:00:46,368 --> 01:00:48,435
- Every point is
- just the first point.
- 1123
- 01:00:48,437 --> 01:00:51,171
- The most important thing to do
- is to focus on a strategy.
- 1124
- 01:00:51,173 --> 01:00:55,275
- Focus on a strategy. F-O-S, FOS.
- 1125
- 01:00:55,277 --> 01:00:57,344
- Think about
- where you want the ball to go.
- 1126
- 01:00:57,346 --> 01:01:01,081
- You see it in your mind,
- and it goes there. I promise.
- 1127
- 01:01:08,957 --> 01:01:10,390
- We should get uniforms.
- 1128
- 01:01:10,392 --> 01:01:12,592
- They're wearing
- tennis-ball yellow.
- 1129
- 01:01:12,594 --> 01:01:15,528
- On purpose. Tennis whores!
- 1130
- 01:01:19,368 --> 01:01:23,336
- Focus. Focus. Okay.
- The rules are simple.
- 1131
- 01:01:23,338 --> 01:01:26,106
- Everyone's gonna play two sets.
- Six games each. Okay?
- 1132
- 01:01:27,142 --> 01:01:28,308
- In case of a tie break,
- 1133
- 01:01:28,310 --> 01:01:29,509
- seven-point game.
- 1134
- 01:01:29,511 --> 01:01:30,977
- When the buzzer sounds,
- 1135
- 01:01:30,979 --> 01:01:33,146
- they're gonna tally up
- all the games.
- 1136
- 01:01:33,148 --> 01:01:35,315
- The team
- with the most winning games
- 1137
- 01:01:35,317 --> 01:01:37,250
- is gonna go on
- to play the Mason Agents
- 1138
- 01:01:37,252 --> 01:01:39,152
- for the<i> torneo de</i> Dick Duncan.
- 1139
- 01:01:39,154 --> 01:01:41,221
- There's three fresh balls
- on each court.
- 1140
- 01:01:41,223 --> 01:01:46,593
- Ollie, my superstar, you stay
- warm and ready. Okay?
- 1141
- 01:01:54,603 --> 01:01:58,605
- Have fun, ladies. Have fun.
- 1142
- 01:02:01,977 --> 01:02:03,643
- He's just gonna leave us here?
- 1143
- 01:02:05,714 --> 01:02:08,581
- Okay. Tell me.
- No, don't tell me.
- 1144
- 01:02:09,685 --> 01:02:11,484
- Is CeeCee serving?
- 1145
- 01:02:11,486 --> 01:02:13,954
- Yeah, I can't see CeeCee.
- 1146
- 01:02:19,594 --> 01:02:21,661
- Hit the damn ball already.
- 1147
- 01:02:23,565 --> 01:02:24,998
- I hate this!
- 1148
- 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:27,667
- CeeCee, remember to breathe.
- Okay.
- 1149
- 01:02:27,669 --> 01:02:29,602
- <i>Breathe in through your nose.</i>
- 1150
- 01:02:29,604 --> 01:02:33,206
- <i>Hold it, then let it out
- through your mouth.</i>
- 1151
- 01:02:39,681 --> 01:02:41,314
- What's happening?
- 1152
- 01:02:41,316 --> 01:02:44,617
- CeeCee's nostrils are
- flaring like crazy.
- 1153
- 01:02:44,619 --> 01:02:46,086
- Oh, no.
- 1154
- 01:02:46,088 --> 01:02:48,488
- What? What? No! No!
- Don't tell me.
- 1155
- 01:02:48,490 --> 01:02:51,091
- There's a dimply butt
- fully hanging out
- 1156
- 01:02:51,093 --> 01:02:53,093
- of a yellow skirt
- on court four.
- 1157
- 01:02:53,095 --> 01:02:56,329
- Is it terrible?
- Just dimply.
- 1158
- 01:02:56,331 --> 01:02:59,666
- But these binoculars
- are, like, really strong.
- 1159
- 01:02:59,668 --> 01:03:01,768
- Are we losing?
- 1160
- 01:03:01,770 --> 01:03:03,570
- I don't know.
- 1161
- 01:03:03,572 --> 01:03:05,205
- Ugh, I can't.
- 1162
- 01:03:08,043 --> 01:03:09,576
- Got it.
- 1163
- 01:03:16,785 --> 01:03:19,252
- Yeah!
- 1164
- 01:03:21,423 --> 01:03:23,156
- Bam, motherfucker!
- 1165
- 01:03:29,398 --> 01:03:31,731
- Mary Beth! Mary Beth!
- 1166
- 01:03:31,733 --> 01:03:34,034
- Apparently Acme doesn't
- answer their phone,
- 1167
- 01:03:34,036 --> 01:03:36,269
- so I need you
- to call your friend
- 1168
- 01:03:36,271 --> 01:03:37,771
- and find out
- if there's a winner.
- 1169
- 01:03:37,773 --> 01:03:40,407
- Also, find out the name
- of Madi's partner pronto.
- 1170
- 01:03:40,409 --> 01:03:43,043
- Already did.
- Valentina Maria Goldfarb.
- 1171
- 01:03:43,045 --> 01:03:44,644
- No winner yet.
- Okay. Good.
- 1172
- 01:03:44,646 --> 01:03:46,479
- Goldfarb. I need her Instagram,
- 1173
- 01:03:46,481 --> 01:03:48,281
- Twitter, Snapchat,
- all that shit.
- 1174
- 01:03:48,283 --> 01:03:50,116
- I'm gonna destroy her too, yeah.
- 1175
- 01:03:50,118 --> 01:03:51,584
- Great. Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
- 1176
- 01:03:51,586 --> 01:03:55,121
- Grace! Grace? Grace, good.
- 1177
- 01:03:55,123 --> 01:03:57,824
- Find the cutest picture
- of one of those pygmy things,
- 1178
- 01:03:57,826 --> 01:03:59,359
- the ones that Madi murdered?
- 1179
- 01:03:59,361 --> 01:04:01,261
- I'm gonna use it
- to get into her head.
- 1180
- 01:04:01,263 --> 01:04:03,463
- I wanna bait her with it.
- I'm the master at that.
- 1181
- 01:04:03,465 --> 01:04:05,398
- Yes, ma'am.
- You are the master baiter.
- 1182
- 01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:08,101
- I know.
- 1183
- 01:04:11,139 --> 01:04:12,172
- Ow.
- 1184
- 01:04:22,818 --> 01:04:25,118
- - Five serving two.
- - Come on, CeeCee.
- 1185
- 01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:27,787
- I know you have
- enough grit for this.
- 1186
- 01:04:27,789 --> 01:04:29,355
- You are gritless.
- 1187
- 01:04:29,357 --> 01:04:31,758
- The killer of that cute
- little rodent.
- 1188
- 01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:34,494
- You're a murderer.
- A murderer.
- 1189
- 01:04:34,496 --> 01:04:37,163
- You look like a colossal sperm.
- 1190
- 01:04:37,165 --> 01:04:38,798
- <i>Ryan Gosling.</i>
- 1191
- 01:04:48,276 --> 01:04:49,742
- Second serve.
- 1192
- 01:04:49,744 --> 01:04:51,644
- Be gone, Madi Cooke.
- 1193
- 01:04:51,646 --> 01:04:54,614
- Be gone.
- Losers are not welcome here.
- 1194
- 01:04:54,616 --> 01:04:55,682
- <i>No!</i>
- 1195
- 01:04:55,684 --> 01:04:57,784
- Why are you a stupid bitch?
- 1196
- 01:04:57,786 --> 01:05:00,854
- We cannot play tennis
- without grit.
- 1197
- 01:05:04,726 --> 01:05:06,693
- Sorry, Valentina,
- I'm losing focus.
- 1198
- 01:05:06,695 --> 01:05:11,164
- Don't be sorry. Everyone
- double faults sometimes. I do.
- 1199
- 01:05:11,166 --> 01:05:13,299
- And I'm always fuckin' focused!
- 1200
- 01:05:15,403 --> 01:05:16,703
- See you seeing me, bitches.
- 1201
- 01:05:24,146 --> 01:05:25,812
- Love-15.
- 1202
- 01:05:34,222 --> 01:05:36,189
- Switch! Go, Madi, go!
- 1203
- 01:05:38,193 --> 01:05:39,859
- Yeah! Shit!
- 1204
- 01:05:47,869 --> 01:05:49,669
- Okay.
- 1205
- 01:05:49,671 --> 01:05:52,839
- Sorry. Focus on strategy.
- F-O-S. F-O-S.
- 1206
- 01:05:52,841 --> 01:05:55,375
- Check your grip, CeeCee,
- and move your feet.
- 1207
- 01:05:55,377 --> 01:05:56,442
- Don't get in my head.
- 1208
- 01:05:56,444 --> 01:05:58,444
- Get mad at them, CeeCee.
- 1209
- 01:05:58,446 --> 01:06:02,782
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Ginger sub, no coaching.
- 1210
- 01:06:02,784 --> 01:06:04,918
- <i>Get mad.</i>
- 1211
- 01:06:06,888 --> 01:06:09,355
- <i>Heh. Ha!</i>
- 1212
- 01:06:11,193 --> 01:06:13,960
- <i>It is kind of silly.
- Heh-heh-heh!</i>
- 1213
- 01:06:16,231 --> 01:06:18,498
- <i>Lobbing is not at all funny.</i>
- 1214
- 01:06:20,769 --> 01:06:23,937
- <i>Stop it!
- Stop it with the lobbing!</i>
- 1215
- 01:06:23,939 --> 01:06:24,971
- <i>Ugh!</i>
- 1216
- 01:06:29,978 --> 01:06:33,313
- Use your anger, CeeCee. Get mad!
- 1217
- 01:06:33,315 --> 01:06:36,549
- Really mad!
- Hit her in the Botox!
- 1218
- 01:06:36,551 --> 01:06:38,351
- She doesn't even have
- an open stance.
- 1219
- 01:06:38,353 --> 01:06:40,587
- What?
- That bitch is talking again.
- 1220
- 01:06:40,589 --> 01:06:43,256
- - Ah!
- - <i>See it in your mind,</i>
- 1221
- 01:06:43,258 --> 01:06:44,991
- <i>and you hit it there.</i>
- 1222
- 01:06:44,993 --> 01:06:47,260
- Use your anger!
- 1223
- 01:06:47,262 --> 01:06:49,429
- Hit the damn ball already.
- 1224
- 01:06:49,431 --> 01:06:50,830
- Spaz.
- 1225
- 01:06:50,832 --> 01:06:52,599
- <i>Hammer! Hammer!</i>
- 1226
- 01:06:55,270 --> 01:06:56,569
- <i>Hammer!</i>
- 1227
- 01:06:57,872 --> 01:06:59,939
- I said Botox, not buttocks.
- 1228
- 01:06:59,941 --> 01:07:01,841
- It wasn't her buttocks,
- but it was pretty close.
- 1229
- 01:07:01,843 --> 01:07:03,443
- Who says "buttocks" anyway?
- 1230
- 01:07:03,445 --> 01:07:05,678
- I thought you were
- just being proper.
- 1231
- 01:07:05,680 --> 01:07:07,680
- Just serve, Jane.
- Look, she's fine.
- 1232
- 01:07:07,682 --> 01:07:09,482
- I need a ball.
- 1233
- 01:07:09,484 --> 01:07:12,418
- Where's the third?
- I don't see it anywhere.
- 1234
- 01:07:12,420 --> 01:07:13,720
- Do you have the third?
- 1235
- 01:07:16,024 --> 01:07:17,857
- Oh, shit. Is it in her?
- 1236
- 01:07:17,859 --> 01:07:19,592
- Don't be ridiculous.
- That can't happen.
- 1237
- 01:07:19,594 --> 01:07:20,927
- But did we win?
- 1238
- 01:07:20,929 --> 01:07:23,496
- She's not moving.
- Does that mean we won?
- 1239
- 01:07:24,666 --> 01:07:26,432
- Thank you.
- 1240
- 01:07:29,371 --> 01:07:30,837
- Oh, you're amazing!
- 1241
- 01:07:30,839 --> 01:07:32,805
- I made so many
- unforced errors.
- 1242
- 01:07:32,807 --> 01:07:35,008
- You were so focused.
- 1243
- 01:07:35,010 --> 01:07:36,409
- Always, always.
- 1244
- 01:07:36,411 --> 01:07:39,946
- We won 35 to 21 games.
- 1245
- 01:07:39,948 --> 01:07:43,883
- Everyone played great. And
- now we face the Mason Agents.
- 1246
- 01:07:43,885 --> 01:07:46,653
- For the Dick Duncan trophy,
- 1247
- 01:07:46,655 --> 01:07:49,722
- which they have won,
- what, like five, six times?
- 1248
- 01:07:49,724 --> 01:07:51,658
- I have to say,
- we all look really nice
- 1249
- 01:07:51,660 --> 01:07:53,059
- in our normal clothes.
- 1250
- 01:07:53,061 --> 01:07:55,061
- I thought you guys
- were all good friends.
- 1251
- 01:07:55,063 --> 01:07:56,896
- We've had our clinic
- every Tuesday
- 1252
- 01:07:56,898 --> 01:07:58,531
- for three and a half years.
- 1253
- 01:07:58,533 --> 01:08:00,466
- Yeah. We know some things
- about each other
- 1254
- 01:08:00,468 --> 01:08:03,069
- but it's mostly small talk
- between the balls.
- 1255
- 01:08:03,071 --> 01:08:04,871
- Valentina has twin boys,
- 1256
- 01:08:04,873 --> 01:08:08,308
- but she also creates websites
- for local businesses.
- 1257
- 01:08:08,310 --> 01:08:10,610
- And Preeti here
- is a super genius,
- 1258
- 01:08:10,612 --> 01:08:12,312
- but she likes
- our clinic anyway.
- 1259
- 01:08:12,314 --> 01:08:14,614
- I'm not a super genius.
- 1260
- 01:08:14,616 --> 01:08:16,616
- You're a scientist. Say.
- 1261
- 01:08:16,618 --> 01:08:19,652
- And, Jane, well, we don't
- know much about Jane.
- 1262
- 01:08:19,654 --> 01:08:21,788
- Those guys wanna dance with you.
- 1263
- 01:08:21,790 --> 01:08:23,056
- Oh.
- 1264
- 01:08:25,093 --> 01:08:26,993
- - Okay.
- - Well, ladies,
- 1265
- 01:08:26,995 --> 01:08:29,829
- with age comes wisdom.
- 1266
- 01:08:29,831 --> 01:08:32,031
- Good one! Thank you!
- 1267
- 01:08:36,905 --> 01:08:39,005
- So good! So good!
- Ooh!
- 1268
- 01:08:39,007 --> 01:08:40,907
- Okay. We should
- go over and say hello.
- 1269
- 01:08:40,909 --> 01:08:43,076
- But we're still getting nachos?
- Yeah.
- 1270
- 01:08:43,078 --> 01:08:44,644
- I'll get the next round.
- Okay.
- 1271
- 01:08:44,646 --> 01:08:47,714
- We should get the guacamole.
- 1272
- 01:08:47,716 --> 01:08:51,384
- Madi, they are so nice.
- I know. They're so nice.
- 1273
- 01:08:51,386 --> 01:08:54,754
- It's a shame the Tuesday clinic
- has to end.
- 1274
- 01:08:54,756 --> 01:08:56,589
- What?
- Yeah. Front Desk Debbie said
- 1275
- 01:08:56,591 --> 01:08:59,058
- management is having trouble
- keeping the doors open.
- 1276
- 01:08:59,060 --> 01:09:02,362
- With the rent and electric bill,
- it's like $4000 a month.
- 1277
- 01:09:02,364 --> 01:09:04,063
- I thought management
- owned Acme.
- 1278
- 01:09:04,065 --> 01:09:05,431
- Mm, mm-mm.
- 1279
- 01:09:05,433 --> 01:09:06,933
- Who owns it?
- 1280
- 01:09:06,935 --> 01:09:09,402
- Like, some dead guy.
- And that's a direct quote.
- 1281
- 01:09:09,404 --> 01:09:10,803
- I mean, you have to admit,
- 1282
- 01:09:10,805 --> 01:09:12,739
- it has turned into
- a bit of a shithole.
- 1283
- 01:09:12,741 --> 01:09:15,775
- What do you mean? The white
- lines are the same everywhere.
- 1284
- 01:09:15,777 --> 01:09:19,145
- We used to love Acme as kids.
- Yeah, 'cause we were kids.
- 1285
- 01:09:19,147 --> 01:09:22,615
- Well, all it needs
- is a deep clean
- 1286
- 01:09:22,617 --> 01:09:24,617
- and some better lighting.
- 1287
- 01:09:24,619 --> 01:09:27,387
- What?
- It needs better everything.
- 1288
- 01:09:27,389 --> 01:09:30,857
- Don't you remember how happy
- tennis used to make you?
- 1289
- 01:09:30,859 --> 01:09:32,925
- This could be your chance
- to own that place.
- 1290
- 01:09:32,927 --> 01:09:35,094
- You already know
- your way around real estate.
- 1291
- 01:09:35,096 --> 01:09:37,163
- What?
- Mm-hm.
- 1292
- 01:09:43,505 --> 01:09:47,507
- All I wanted was a nice
- glass of wine to celebrate.
- 1293
- 01:09:50,178 --> 01:09:53,012
- Fernando is really bouncy today.
- 1294
- 01:09:53,014 --> 01:09:54,781
- I play better hungover.
- 1295
- 01:09:54,783 --> 01:09:57,984
- I didn't realize they still
- made Alabama Slammers.
- 1296
- 01:09:57,986 --> 01:10:01,120
- You had too many shots
- last night.
- 1297
- 01:10:01,122 --> 01:10:02,989
- I couldn't have had
- too many shots.
- 1298
- 01:10:02,991 --> 01:10:06,058
- The bartender's literally still
- walking to our table with them.
- 1299
- 01:10:10,665 --> 01:10:13,566
- You kept talking
- about buying this place.
- 1300
- 01:10:15,003 --> 01:10:16,869
- I was serious about that.
- 1301
- 01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:21,207
- You kept talking
- about quitting Mason Agents.
- 1302
- 01:10:21,209 --> 01:10:24,076
- Were you serious about that?
- 1303
- 01:10:24,078 --> 01:10:27,079
- Hey. I'm very proud
- of my Tuesday clinic,
- 1304
- 01:10:27,081 --> 01:10:28,981
- because now we're going
- to play the finals
- 1305
- 01:10:28,983 --> 01:10:30,950
- against the Mason Agents.
- Like, come on,
- 1306
- 01:10:30,952 --> 01:10:33,953
- whoever thought something like
- this could happen? You know, I--
- 1307
- 01:10:33,955 --> 01:10:36,856
- I-- I-- I never win nothing.
- 1308
- 01:10:36,858 --> 01:10:37,990
- Oh, shit, really?
- 1309
- 01:10:47,836 --> 01:10:49,569
- Okay.
- 1310
- 01:10:49,571 --> 01:10:51,871
- Now we have work to do.
- Why you looking at me?
- 1311
- 01:10:51,873 --> 01:10:54,040
- Some people are hitting
- the ball late, okay?
- 1312
- 01:10:54,042 --> 01:10:56,108
- Remember that
- the contact point is in front,
- 1313
- 01:10:56,110 --> 01:10:58,077
- so eyes to the front, okay?
- 1314
- 01:10:58,079 --> 01:10:59,912
- If you are to the side,
- 1315
- 01:10:59,914 --> 01:11:03,082
- you're gonna be hitting
- the ball late. Okay, so...
- 1316
- 01:11:05,019 --> 01:11:06,853
- That's what
- we shouldn't do, right?
- 1317
- 01:11:06,855 --> 01:11:09,255
- Just do the first one.
- Okay. Baselines.
- 1318
- 01:11:12,627 --> 01:11:14,694
- To think... Wow!
- 1319
- 01:11:15,763 --> 01:11:18,498
- Wow! Champions! Ha!
- 1320
- 01:11:18,500 --> 01:11:20,867
- Look at my team of winners, ha!
- 1321
- 01:11:20,869 --> 01:11:23,035
- Champions of the world!
- 1322
- 01:11:23,037 --> 01:11:26,973
- I'm very proud of you guys,
- just so you know.
- 1323
- 01:11:26,975 --> 01:11:28,774
- Okay. So remember, CeeCee,
- 1324
- 01:11:28,776 --> 01:11:31,077
- you have to
- hit the ball to front.
- 1325
- 01:11:31,079 --> 01:11:33,980
- Maybe... Maybe try to say it
- out loud, okay?
- 1326
- 01:11:33,982 --> 01:11:36,782
- Contact point, ha!
- Contact point, ha!
- 1327
- 01:11:36,784 --> 01:11:39,051
- Contact point!
- You try. You try. Okay?
- 1328
- 01:11:39,053 --> 01:11:40,553
- Okay.
- 1329
- 01:11:40,555 --> 01:11:42,555
- Contact point.
- Good!
- 1330
- 01:11:42,557 --> 01:11:43,990
- Again.
- 1331
- 01:11:43,992 --> 01:11:46,125
- Contact point!
- 1332
- 01:11:48,062 --> 01:11:50,263
- Contact point works!
- Good job, CeeCee!
- 1333
- 01:11:50,265 --> 01:11:52,732
- Gracias!
- Wow! Very good, CeeCee.
- 1334
- 01:11:52,734 --> 01:11:53,933
- Okay. Next?
- 1335
- 01:12:02,610 --> 01:12:06,245
- Madi, I hear
- congratulations are in order.
- 1336
- 01:12:06,247 --> 01:12:08,114
- Somehow you made it
- 1337
- 01:12:08,116 --> 01:12:11,584
- into the Dick D Tournament
- without<i> moi.</i>
- 1338
- 01:12:11,586 --> 01:12:13,686
- How did that happen?
- 1339
- 01:12:13,688 --> 01:12:16,188
- One minute we're partners,
- and the next,
- 1340
- 01:12:16,190 --> 01:12:19,759
- I'm getting jazzed
- to smash the shit out of you.
- 1341
- 01:12:19,761 --> 01:12:21,727
- Take a seat. Okay.
- 1342
- 01:12:21,729 --> 01:12:23,195
- I quit.
- 1343
- 01:12:23,197 --> 01:12:25,064
- Great. Love it.
- 1344
- 01:12:25,066 --> 01:12:27,233
- But before you leave, Madi,
- 1345
- 01:12:27,235 --> 01:12:30,870
- I just wanna say
- a big, fat thank you.
- 1346
- 01:12:30,872 --> 01:12:37,243
- You see, I've been pursuing Dick
- a long, long time.
- 1347
- 01:12:37,245 --> 01:12:41,681
- Mm-hm. I've been desperate
- to get my hands on his house.
- 1348
- 01:12:41,683 --> 01:12:44,717
- And now, thanks to you, I do.
- 1349
- 01:12:44,719 --> 01:12:47,019
- You know, since you signed
- the listing agreement
- 1350
- 01:12:47,021 --> 01:12:48,654
- as my employee.
- 1351
- 01:12:48,656 --> 01:12:51,691
- Oh, but, ahem,
- I haven't signed
- 1352
- 01:12:51,693 --> 01:12:54,760
- a listing agreement yet, so...
- 1353
- 01:12:54,762 --> 01:12:57,163
- you don't get Dick.
- 1354
- 01:12:59,767 --> 01:13:01,968
- Well played, ha.
- That is a bummer.
- 1355
- 01:13:03,237 --> 01:13:05,972
- But lucky for me,
- 1356
- 01:13:05,974 --> 01:13:10,910
- you're not the only smart
- cookie in the house, Madi Cooke.
- 1357
- 01:13:10,912 --> 01:13:13,145
- Yeah, that's right.
- I know who you really are.
- 1358
- 01:13:13,147 --> 01:13:14,981
- But, um, ooh, question.
- 1359
- 01:13:14,983 --> 01:13:17,850
- Does Jackson know
- that you're a gritless murderer
- 1360
- 01:13:17,852 --> 01:13:19,051
- of pygmy things?
- 1361
- 01:13:19,053 --> 01:13:20,686
- No, he doesn't, does he?
- 1362
- 01:13:20,688 --> 01:13:22,121
- Tsk. Oh, dear.
- 1363
- 01:13:22,123 --> 01:13:24,023
- And does your, um...
- 1364
- 01:13:24,025 --> 01:13:26,659
- Does your team know
- that you're a liar
- 1365
- 01:13:26,661 --> 01:13:28,995
- and a fraud and a loser?
- 1366
- 01:13:28,997 --> 01:13:33,366
- Ugh. I'm sorry.
- This sucks...
- 1367
- 01:13:33,368 --> 01:13:34,934
- for you.
- 1368
- 01:13:34,936 --> 01:13:36,068
- Oh, Madi.
- 1369
- 01:13:37,805 --> 01:13:39,872
- But you know what?
- 1370
- 01:13:39,874 --> 01:13:43,342
- I actually know how you feel.
- 1371
- 01:13:43,344 --> 01:13:45,311
- Yeah. Believe it or not...
- 1372
- 01:13:46,748 --> 01:13:48,214
- ...I used to be--
- 1373
- 01:13:48,216 --> 01:13:50,116
- God, a mess.
- 1374
- 01:13:50,118 --> 01:13:53,953
- I was just a walking, talking
- bag of unforced errors.
- 1375
- 01:13:53,955 --> 01:13:58,157
- I was a loser,
- a nightmare, a mess.
- 1376
- 01:13:58,159 --> 01:14:01,260
- I was just like you.
- And now look at me.
- 1377
- 01:14:01,262 --> 01:14:04,830
- Pssh, God, winning's
- so easy these days.
- 1378
- 01:14:04,832 --> 01:14:08,067
- It's almost boring
- at this point.
- 1379
- 01:14:08,069 --> 01:14:11,404
- Which is why
- I'm gonna give you a chance.
- 1380
- 01:14:11,406 --> 01:14:13,372
- I'm gonna
- spice things up a little.
- 1381
- 01:14:13,374 --> 01:14:15,307
- Oh, yeah, this'll be fun.
- Okay. Okay.
- 1382
- 01:14:15,309 --> 01:14:17,276
- So how about this?
- 1383
- 01:14:17,278 --> 01:14:19,679
- If you win the tournament,
- which you won't,
- 1384
- 01:14:19,681 --> 01:14:21,013
- I'll keep your secret secret
- 1385
- 01:14:21,015 --> 01:14:22,715
- and you can sell Dick's mansion.
- 1386
- 01:14:22,717 --> 01:14:24,050
- But if I win, which I will,
- 1387
- 01:14:24,052 --> 01:14:26,252
- I get the listing
- clean and simple.
- 1388
- 01:14:26,254 --> 01:14:28,387
- Ooh! Good one, Bobbi.
- 1389
- 01:14:28,389 --> 01:14:31,057
- Do we have a deal?
- 1390
- 01:14:31,059 --> 01:14:33,693
- Oh, and that clapping,
- that's for me. Heh.
- 1391
- 01:14:36,931 --> 01:14:38,364
- Okay. So we're gonna do a--
- 1392
- 01:14:38,366 --> 01:14:40,066
- A different type
- of lesson today.
- 1393
- 01:14:40,068 --> 01:14:41,934
- We're gonna do
- a lesson in positivity.
- 1394
- 01:14:41,936 --> 01:14:45,004
- Why you looking at me?
- Okay, ask yourself
- 1395
- 01:14:45,006 --> 01:14:49,875
- why you play tennis.
- Why do I play tennis?
- 1396
- 01:14:49,877 --> 01:14:51,343
- You or me?
- You.
- 1397
- 01:14:51,345 --> 01:14:53,479
- 'Cause you said both.
- It's fun.
- 1398
- 01:14:53,481 --> 01:14:55,147
- Good. It's fun.
- Why? Preeti?
- 1399
- 01:14:55,149 --> 01:14:57,450
- It's fun to belong to something.
- 1400
- 01:14:57,452 --> 01:14:59,285
- It's fun
- to have someplace to go.
- 1401
- 01:14:59,287 --> 01:15:01,854
- It's kind of the same thing.
- It's fun to hit something.
- 1402
- 01:15:01,856 --> 01:15:03,956
- It's fun not to go
- to the gym instead.
- 1403
- 01:15:03,958 --> 01:15:05,791
- It's fun being asked to play.
- 1404
- 01:15:05,793 --> 01:15:07,960
- But then, you know,
- I'm never really playing,
- 1405
- 01:15:07,962 --> 01:15:10,763
- 'cause I'm just a sub.
- Right. Madi?
- 1406
- 01:15:10,765 --> 01:15:12,998
- I should've quit weeks ago.
- 1407
- 01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:16,435
- Madi, no.
- We can't win without you.
- 1408
- 01:15:16,437 --> 01:15:18,337
- If we don't win,
- I lose everything.
- 1409
- 01:15:18,339 --> 01:15:22,174
- Yeah.
- That's generally what happens,
- 1410
- 01:15:22,176 --> 01:15:25,511
- but we're gonna lose
- together as a team.
- 1411
- 01:15:26,948 --> 01:15:28,147
- A team.
- 1412
- 01:15:28,149 --> 01:15:31,917
- A team.
- 1413
- 01:15:31,919 --> 01:15:33,452
- A team, motherfucker.
- 1414
- 01:15:33,454 --> 01:15:35,154
- A team.
- 1415
- 01:15:47,201 --> 01:15:48,400
- A team.
- 1416
- 01:15:50,538 --> 01:15:52,505
- Okay.
- 1417
- 01:15:52,507 --> 01:15:55,074
- Let's rally. Okay?
- 1418
- 01:15:55,076 --> 01:15:57,843
- Um, Valentina, you and Madi.
- 1419
- 01:15:57,845 --> 01:16:00,312
- CeeCee and Preeti.
- Ollie, you rotating,
- 1420
- 01:16:00,314 --> 01:16:03,015
- and, Jane, I have to give you
- a word. Come on. Hands.
- 1421
- 01:16:03,017 --> 01:16:04,450
- Oh, thank you.
- Hands. Hands.
- 1422
- 01:16:04,452 --> 01:16:05,918
- Thanks, Fernando.
- Good job.
- 1423
- 01:16:05,920 --> 01:16:07,386
- Am I still saying<i> l'oeuf?</i>
- 1424
- 01:16:07,388 --> 01:16:09,822
- Fernando, I tell you,
- I don't even realize this.
- 1425
- 01:16:09,824 --> 01:16:12,858
- Jane, I am sorry. Um...
- 1426
- 01:16:12,860 --> 01:16:16,428
- It's kind of hard for me to say.
- 1427
- 01:16:16,430 --> 01:16:18,531
- You know you just...
- "Lou," right?
- 1428
- 01:16:18,533 --> 01:16:21,000
- The name Lou,
- and you put an F at the end.
- 1429
- 01:16:21,002 --> 01:16:23,235
- <i>L'oeuf. L'oeuf</i> actually. Ha-ha!
- 1430
- 01:16:23,237 --> 01:16:26,972
- It's-- So, Jane,
- it's 35 years and older
- 1431
- 01:16:26,974 --> 01:16:30,109
- and up to 50 to play in
- the tournament of Dick Duncan.
- 1432
- 01:16:30,111 --> 01:16:32,344
- I double-checked the rule book.
- 1433
- 01:16:32,346 --> 01:16:34,980
- The Mason Agents,
- they're not gonna let you play.
- 1434
- 01:16:34,982 --> 01:16:36,315
- Have you told CeeCee?
- 1435
- 01:16:36,317 --> 01:16:38,217
- I'm gonna put
- Valentina with CeeCee
- 1436
- 01:16:38,219 --> 01:16:40,820
- and Ollie with Madi
- since they used to be partners.
- 1437
- 01:16:40,822 --> 01:16:42,588
- Yeah, but, I mean,
- have you told CeeCee?
- 1438
- 01:16:42,590 --> 01:16:45,157
- Because, you know,
- she gets all up in her head.
- 1439
- 01:16:45,159 --> 01:16:46,458
- I think that's gonna be
- 1440
- 01:16:46,460 --> 01:16:48,360
- the second most
- difficult conversation
- 1441
- 01:16:48,362 --> 01:16:50,129
- I'm gonna have today.
- 1442
- 01:16:51,299 --> 01:16:52,565
- I'm so sorry, Jane.
- 1443
- 01:16:52,567 --> 01:16:54,433
- But-- Hey, but there's no rules
- 1444
- 01:16:54,435 --> 01:16:57,369
- against having you as a sub,
- and we're required to have one.
- 1445
- 01:16:57,371 --> 01:17:00,039
- You know, Fernando,
- I've been playing tennis
- 1446
- 01:17:00,041 --> 01:17:03,542
- for over 30 years, and I may
- have slowed down a bit,
- 1447
- 01:17:03,544 --> 01:17:06,111
- but I plan on playing
- for another 30,
- 1448
- 01:17:06,113 --> 01:17:11,317
- so I guess this one
- really won't matter, will it?
- 1449
- 01:17:11,319 --> 01:17:13,886
- That's very mature of you, Jane.
- Really?!
- 1450
- 01:17:13,888 --> 01:17:17,056
- Are you trying to be funny?
- 1451
- 01:17:30,504 --> 01:17:32,872
- We couldn't have made it
- into the tournament
- 1452
- 01:17:32,874 --> 01:17:35,140
- without you, Jane.
- 1453
- 01:17:35,142 --> 01:17:37,343
- You're my best player.
- 1454
- 01:17:40,014 --> 01:17:41,480
- Team.
- 1455
- 01:17:41,482 --> 01:17:43,048
- Team.
- 1456
- 01:17:52,326 --> 01:17:53,359
- Mr. Lee?
- 1457
- 01:17:54,595 --> 01:17:56,095
- Mr. Lee?
- 1458
- 01:17:56,097 --> 01:17:57,329
- Oh, God!
- 1459
- 01:17:57,331 --> 01:18:00,165
- Dude! What is up with that?
- 1460
- 01:18:00,167 --> 01:18:02,167
- That is not
- a good customer experience.
- 1461
- 01:18:02,169 --> 01:18:03,936
- No returns.
- Oh, no.
- 1462
- 01:18:03,938 --> 01:18:06,171
- I'm not here
- to return the unitard.
- 1463
- 01:18:06,173 --> 01:18:08,574
- No, no. It's--
- It's distinctive. I dig it.
- 1464
- 01:18:08,576 --> 01:18:10,910
- Actually, I'm here
- to look for some uniforms
- 1465
- 01:18:10,912 --> 01:18:12,144
- for my tennis team.
- 1466
- 01:18:12,146 --> 01:18:15,314
- We need to look professional...
- 1467
- 01:18:15,316 --> 01:18:17,116
- but intimidating.
- 1468
- 01:18:17,118 --> 01:18:18,918
- You know what I mean?
- That mask is--
- 1469
- 01:18:18,920 --> 01:18:21,520
- What is that mask?
- It's a baby.
- 1470
- 01:18:21,522 --> 01:18:23,088
- It's horrifying.
- 1471
- 01:18:23,090 --> 01:18:24,456
- Everybody loves babies.
- 1472
- 01:18:24,458 --> 01:18:26,926
- Oh, no. No, not everyone.
- 1473
- 01:18:28,095 --> 01:18:30,462
- Actually, how much is it?
- 1474
- 01:18:30,464 --> 01:18:32,264
- I cannot sell at any price.
- 1475
- 01:18:32,266 --> 01:18:34,233
- What about borrowing it?
- 1476
- 01:18:34,235 --> 01:18:35,634
- Hm.
- 1477
- 01:18:42,276 --> 01:18:44,443
- I'm nervous.
- 1478
- 01:18:44,445 --> 01:18:49,381
- I remember playing here as kids,
- but it just seems fancier today.
- 1479
- 01:18:49,383 --> 01:18:52,284
- We never played here as kids.
- 1480
- 01:18:52,286 --> 01:18:56,522
- I know.
- Just checking you for dementia.
- 1481
- 01:18:58,526 --> 01:18:59,992
- Ready?
- 1482
- 01:18:59,994 --> 01:19:02,494
- Please don't say,
- "Let's do this."
- 1483
- 01:19:02,496 --> 01:19:05,230
- Okay. You ready?
- 1484
- 01:19:07,335 --> 01:19:08,334
- Yeah.
- 1485
- 01:19:09,603 --> 01:19:11,236
- Let's do this.
- 1486
- 01:19:26,454 --> 01:19:28,754
- Their tops are really cute.
- Mm-hm.
- 1487
- 01:19:28,756 --> 01:19:31,323
- Ladies, team talk.
- 1488
- 01:19:31,325 --> 01:19:32,992
- I want you to play every game
- 1489
- 01:19:32,994 --> 01:19:35,294
- like your lives and jobs
- depend on it.
- 1490
- 01:19:35,296 --> 01:19:37,029
- We can hear you.
- 1491
- 01:19:37,031 --> 01:19:38,731
- Like, this doesn't do anything.
- 1492
- 01:19:38,733 --> 01:19:40,065
- I gotta pee.
- 1493
- 01:19:40,067 --> 01:19:42,067
- I already did at home.
- 1494
- 01:20:10,664 --> 01:20:12,564
- My God!
- 1495
- 01:20:14,035 --> 01:20:15,567
- Oh, my God, Valentina!
- 1496
- 01:20:15,569 --> 01:20:17,603
- She Tonya Harding-ed herself.
- 1497
- 01:20:17,605 --> 01:20:20,372
- She Tonya Harding-ed herself.
- 1498
- 01:20:20,374 --> 01:20:22,241
- She's really hurt!
- Oh, God!
- 1499
- 01:20:22,243 --> 01:20:23,609
- Hope she can still play.
- 1500
- 01:20:23,611 --> 01:20:27,446
- Somebody call a sub!
- Bring me a sub!
- 1501
- 01:20:30,418 --> 01:20:31,483
- Mine!
- 1502
- 01:20:32,720 --> 01:20:34,787
- Got it!
- 1503
- 01:20:34,789 --> 01:20:36,522
- Move it, Rosey!
- 1504
- 01:20:37,758 --> 01:20:41,093
- Oops. That was out, sweetheart.
- 1505
- 01:20:41,095 --> 01:20:43,829
- I'm sorry.
- Don't start that "sorry" shit.
- 1506
- 01:20:43,831 --> 01:20:47,099
- Take a second. Look at
- your strings. Remember?
- 1507
- 01:20:47,101 --> 01:20:49,368
- Controlled aggression.
- 1508
- 01:20:49,370 --> 01:20:52,271
- Get your racquet back sooner.
- Just like high school.
- 1509
- 01:20:52,273 --> 01:20:53,739
- Yeah, but we won
- in high school.
- 1510
- 01:20:53,741 --> 01:20:55,441
- "We won in high school."
- 1511
- 01:20:55,443 --> 01:20:58,177
- <i>Contact point. Contact point.</i>
- 1512
- 01:20:58,179 --> 01:21:00,746
- - Stop it!
- - <i>Contact point!</i>
- 1513
- 01:21:00,748 --> 01:21:03,549
- <i>Contact point!</i>
- Valentina, tell them to stop it
- 1514
- 01:21:03,551 --> 01:21:06,452
- Stop saying "contact point"
- out loud, CeeCee!
- 1515
- 01:21:06,454 --> 01:21:08,554
- They're trying
- to get in your head.
- 1516
- 01:21:14,395 --> 01:21:16,829
- Bam, motherfucker.
- There's your contact point!
- 1517
- 01:21:18,799 --> 01:21:21,300
- Excuse me, ma'am.
- They must've heard you curse.
- 1518
- 01:21:21,302 --> 01:21:24,670
- Oh, what's going on?
- Oh, my gosh!
- 1519
- 01:21:24,672 --> 01:21:26,805
- We have reason
- to believe these are yours.
- 1520
- 01:21:26,807 --> 01:21:28,774
- Wait. Where did you find those?
- 1521
- 01:21:28,776 --> 01:21:30,209
- This is bullshit.
- 1522
- 01:21:30,211 --> 01:21:32,478
- There's no doping
- in tennis. Ever.
- 1523
- 01:21:32,480 --> 01:21:33,612
- We're not animals.
- 1524
- 01:21:33,614 --> 01:21:35,581
- Slowly put down the racquet
- 1525
- 01:21:35,583 --> 01:21:37,749
- and come with us, Scary Spice.
- 1526
- 01:21:39,153 --> 01:21:41,353
- This has to be a joke.
- 1527
- 01:21:41,355 --> 01:21:42,688
- We never kid about drugs,
- 1528
- 01:21:42,690 --> 01:21:47,259
- especially our children's
- drugs, Goldfarb.
- 1529
- 01:21:47,261 --> 01:21:49,495
- What? How do you know my name?
- Keep moving.
- 1530
- 01:21:49,497 --> 01:21:52,798
- Jane, attack
- the blond one's backhand,
- 1531
- 01:21:52,800 --> 01:21:55,134
- and keep this bitch away.
- Will you move?
- 1532
- 01:21:55,136 --> 01:21:56,802
- Yeah, yeah, I heard you.
- 1533
- 01:21:56,804 --> 01:21:59,605
- Drugs are bad.
- 1534
- 01:21:59,607 --> 01:22:02,741
- I guess subs aren't allowed
- first one in, huh?
- 1535
- 01:22:02,743 --> 01:22:05,410
- No, mom, they're not.
- 1536
- 01:22:05,412 --> 01:22:08,881
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Did I call you mom?
- 1537
- 01:22:08,883 --> 01:22:12,251
- You look just like my mother.
- Oh...
- 1538
- 01:22:12,253 --> 01:22:14,186
- What's that score, CeeCee?
- 1539
- 01:22:14,188 --> 01:22:15,687
- Thirty-love.
- 1540
- 01:22:18,459 --> 01:22:20,225
- Thirty-l'oeuf!
- 1541
- 01:22:28,869 --> 01:22:31,937
- Forty-l'oeuf!
- 1542
- 01:22:36,410 --> 01:22:38,310
- Grace, what are you doing?
- 1543
- 01:22:38,312 --> 01:22:39,578
- You're sucking!
- I'm sorry.
- 1544
- 01:22:39,580 --> 01:22:41,713
- Okay. Just keep your eye
- on the ball.
- 1545
- 01:22:41,715 --> 01:22:44,249
- Follow through and hit
- inside out if you have to.
- 1546
- 01:22:44,251 --> 01:22:45,918
- There wasn't time
- for inside out.
- 1547
- 01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:47,619
- Let's go!
- 1548
- 01:22:51,425 --> 01:22:53,492
- Out! That was out!
- 1549
- 01:22:54,695 --> 01:22:55,761
- It's too tight.
- 1550
- 01:22:57,331 --> 01:22:58,897
- Stop it!
- 1551
- 01:22:58,899 --> 01:23:01,433
- I'm sorry. I shouldn't laugh.
- I'm trying not to.
- 1552
- 01:23:09,710 --> 01:23:11,710
- Stop it! It's not funny!
- 1553
- 01:23:11,712 --> 01:23:14,213
- I'm sorry. You're right.
- I will not do it again.
- 1554
- 01:23:14,215 --> 01:23:15,847
- It is not funny.
- 1555
- 01:23:17,251 --> 01:23:18,984
- The advantage is in.
- 1556
- 01:23:22,723 --> 01:23:25,290
- <i>I study successful
- people, Madi.</i>
- 1557
- 01:23:25,292 --> 01:23:28,727
- <i>You're not a successful person.</i>
- 1558
- 01:23:28,729 --> 01:23:30,762
- <i>Winning isn't everything.</i>
- 1559
- 01:23:30,764 --> 01:23:35,701
- <i>No. No, for you, Madi,
- losing is everything.</i>
- 1560
- 01:23:38,405 --> 01:23:40,405
- Take that, bitch.
- 1561
- 01:23:40,407 --> 01:23:41,640
- And that.
- 1562
- 01:23:43,644 --> 01:23:45,844
- Oops! That's out! That's out!
- 1563
- 01:23:45,846 --> 01:23:48,013
- What the hell?
- Sorry.
- 1564
- 01:23:48,015 --> 01:23:50,682
- No. The screaming.
- 1565
- 01:23:50,684 --> 01:23:53,485
- Who never had kids?
- Who never had kids?
- 1566
- 01:23:53,487 --> 01:23:57,289
- I didn't. I didn't.
- I didn't have kids.
- 1567
- 01:23:57,291 --> 01:24:00,025
- Rosey, have you brought
- Bjِrn Borg to the grand finale?
- 1568
- 01:24:00,027 --> 01:24:01,793
- Have you lost your mind?
- 1569
- 01:24:01,795 --> 01:24:03,996
- You know I can't stand babies,
- especially crying ones.
- 1570
- 01:24:03,998 --> 01:24:05,764
- Philip's holding her
- in the stands.
- 1571
- 01:24:05,766 --> 01:24:07,799
- I wasn't allowed to cry
- when I was a kid.
- 1572
- 01:24:07,801 --> 01:24:10,035
- That sound is triggering.
- I need you to shut it down.
- 1573
- 01:24:10,037 --> 01:24:12,037
- She's hungry.
- I'm gonna go feed her.
- 1574
- 01:24:12,039 --> 01:24:14,573
- I'm sick to death
- of your breastfeeding excuses.
- 1575
- 01:24:14,575 --> 01:24:16,408
- How long with this madness, huh?
- 1576
- 01:24:16,410 --> 01:24:17,943
- What? Another two, three weeks?
- 1577
- 01:24:17,945 --> 01:24:19,811
- Nothing about that
- in the rule book.
- 1578
- 01:24:22,283 --> 01:24:24,549
- Remember what I said
- about hitting inside out.
- 1579
- 01:24:24,551 --> 01:24:27,686
- They are so obviously hammering
- your weakling backhand.
- 1580
- 01:24:27,688 --> 01:24:29,788
- It couldn't be more obvious.
- 1581
- 01:24:29,790 --> 01:24:32,924
- Oh.
- And stop meowing!
- 1582
- 01:24:38,432 --> 01:24:41,633
- <i>L'oeuf...</i> I mean 5-40.
- 1583
- 01:24:44,038 --> 01:24:45,604
- Psst!
- 1584
- 01:24:45,606 --> 01:24:47,372
- I can't hit it if I don't meow.
- 1585
- 01:24:47,374 --> 01:24:49,308
- Come on, Grace!
- 1586
- 01:24:52,713 --> 01:24:54,313
- Run, Jane, run!
- 1587
- 01:24:57,751 --> 01:24:59,351
- We won!
- Whoo!
- 1588
- 01:25:00,721 --> 01:25:02,754
- Your spot! Your spot!
- 1589
- 01:25:02,756 --> 01:25:04,356
- That's your ball!
- You suck!
- 1590
- 01:25:04,358 --> 01:25:06,058
- Oh, you suck. I hate you!
- You're mean.
- 1591
- 01:25:06,060 --> 01:25:08,093
- You suck. You're mean.
- You made us lose.
- 1592
- 01:25:08,095 --> 01:25:09,728
- Oh, blegh! I can do that too.
- 1593
- 01:25:12,566 --> 01:25:15,901
- Hey! Ah, ha-ha-ha-ha!
- 1594
- 01:25:17,805 --> 01:25:20,839
- We won 20 games! They have 21!
- 1595
- 01:25:22,443 --> 01:25:24,710
- Holy shit!
- 1596
- 01:25:24,712 --> 01:25:27,946
- Plus our games, we can
- pull off a big upset, Madi.
- 1597
- 01:25:27,948 --> 01:25:30,382
- We could kick ass
- just like the old days.
- 1598
- 01:25:30,384 --> 01:25:33,919
- I suck. I'm making
- so many unforced errors.
- 1599
- 01:25:33,921 --> 01:25:36,621
- What is wrong with me?
- 1600
- 01:25:36,623 --> 01:25:39,458
- Your racquet's open, and
- you're getting under the ball.
- 1601
- 01:25:39,460 --> 01:25:42,060
- Worse than that, where the hell
- is your confidence?
- 1602
- 01:25:42,062 --> 01:25:43,895
- I was being rhetorical.
- 1603
- 01:25:45,566 --> 01:25:47,432
- Have you forgotten
- what we called you
- 1604
- 01:25:47,434 --> 01:25:50,502
- in high school? Mad Madi?
- 1605
- 01:25:50,504 --> 01:25:52,938
- You were fierce on the court.
- 1606
- 01:25:52,940 --> 01:25:55,040
- Don't you remember?
- 1607
- 01:25:55,042 --> 01:25:57,142
- Oh, um, I remembered something.
- 1608
- 01:25:57,144 --> 01:25:58,810
- As a sponsor of the local news,
- 1609
- 01:25:58,812 --> 01:26:00,712
- I insisted they cover
- the tournament.
- 1610
- 01:26:00,714 --> 01:26:04,049
- So just a heads up,
- everyone's gonna see you lose.
- 1611
- 01:26:06,086 --> 01:26:07,919
- I hate her.
- 1612
- 01:26:07,921 --> 01:26:10,122
- That should piss you off.
- 1613
- 01:26:10,124 --> 01:26:11,890
- Come on.
- 1614
- 01:26:11,892 --> 01:26:14,025
- It's you and me like old times.
- 1615
- 01:26:16,096 --> 01:26:19,598
- Back when grit was just the shit
- that got in your eyes.
- 1616
- 01:26:19,600 --> 01:26:22,467
- And when you lost confidence,
- what would you do?
- 1617
- 01:26:25,172 --> 01:26:27,572
- Take hers.
- 1618
- 01:26:27,574 --> 01:26:29,775
- So, what are you waiting for?
- 1619
- 01:26:35,949 --> 01:26:37,048
- Chin up, Madi.
- 1620
- 01:26:37,050 --> 01:26:38,917
- This will all be over soon,
- 1621
- 01:26:38,919 --> 01:26:41,887
- and then you can go back
- to being nothing.
- 1622
- 01:26:43,490 --> 01:26:45,991
- Rosey, open your eyes.
- 1623
- 01:26:47,795 --> 01:26:49,694
- Take hers.
- 1624
- 01:26:53,734 --> 01:26:55,667
- Take your time.
- 1625
- 01:27:06,980 --> 01:27:08,980
- Rosey, Bjِrn Borg is
- crying again.
- 1626
- 01:27:08,982 --> 01:27:11,183
- That's not Bjorn Borg.
- What?
- 1627
- 01:27:15,722 --> 01:27:18,056
- Okay. Nothing. It's a man.
- 1628
- 01:27:18,058 --> 01:27:21,126
- Nothing. No, it's...
- 1629
- 01:27:21,128 --> 01:27:25,897
- Okay. Serve. Serve. Serve!
- 1630
- 01:27:25,899 --> 01:27:28,066
- Each team's winning games
- have been tallied.
- 1631
- 01:27:28,068 --> 01:27:31,169
- And, yes, it's come down
- to an unlikely tie.
- 1632
- 01:27:31,171 --> 01:27:34,739
- A brutal seven-point tiebreaker
- is now underway.
- 1633
- 01:27:34,741 --> 01:27:37,476
- And the clock is still ticking.
- 1634
- 01:27:37,478 --> 01:27:39,978
- I was told all play must stop
- with the buzzer.
- 1635
- 01:27:39,980 --> 01:27:41,613
- And the team
- with the most points
- 1636
- 01:27:41,615 --> 01:27:43,582
- wins the deciding game.
- Got it! Die!
- 1637
- 01:27:43,584 --> 01:27:45,951
- It is a pressure cooker...
- Die again! Fuck!
- 1638
- 01:27:45,953 --> 01:27:48,186
- ...like no other.
- 1639
- 01:27:57,965 --> 01:28:00,599
- Aah! Out! Out!
- 1640
- 01:28:00,601 --> 01:28:02,567
- It was... It was out!
- 1641
- 01:28:04,505 --> 01:28:06,638
- - That wasn't out, was it?
- - Oh, my God!
- 1642
- 01:28:08,175 --> 01:28:09,674
- Oh, my God.
- 1643
- 01:28:09,676 --> 01:28:13,011
- I won! I won! I won!
- 1644
- 01:28:13,013 --> 01:28:15,947
- Oh, my gosh, I'm sorry, Madi.
- 1645
- 01:28:15,949 --> 01:28:18,817
- I hope you weren't counting
- on that trophy
- 1646
- 01:28:18,819 --> 01:28:21,019
- or a big Dick Duncan commission,
- 1647
- 01:28:21,021 --> 01:28:23,221
- because guess what?
- 1648
- 01:28:23,223 --> 01:28:24,856
- I got it.
- 1649
- 01:28:24,858 --> 01:28:28,793
- I got it. I won. I got it.
- 1650
- 01:28:28,795 --> 01:28:33,298
- Proved all those doubters wrong.
- I fucking got it!
- 1651
- 01:28:33,300 --> 01:28:36,835
- We won! We won, Rosey. We did.
- 1652
- 01:28:36,837 --> 01:28:39,170
- Why do you look so sad?
- 1653
- 01:28:39,172 --> 01:28:42,841
- Okay. Sure. Fuck, yeah.
- 1654
- 01:28:42,843 --> 01:28:47,779
- Hey! Hey! I won! I-- I just won.
- 1655
- 01:28:47,781 --> 01:28:50,115
- Hello? I won.
- 1656
- 01:28:50,117 --> 01:28:51,683
- What the fuck?
- 1657
- 01:28:55,956 --> 01:28:59,124
- Rosey! What? No.
- 1658
- 01:28:59,126 --> 01:29:01,593
- No, no, no, no, no.
- I-- I was--
- 1659
- 01:29:01,595 --> 01:29:03,962
- I was a foot away from the ball.
- I saw the ball.
- 1660
- 01:29:03,964 --> 01:29:05,764
- It-- It was out.
- 1661
- 01:29:05,766 --> 01:29:07,666
- It looks like
- the Acme Spice Girls
- 1662
- 01:29:07,668 --> 01:29:09,167
- are challenging the call.
- 1663
- 01:29:09,169 --> 01:29:11,636
- What is going on?
- I'm proud to announce
- 1664
- 01:29:11,638 --> 01:29:13,805
- that Elite is
- the only private club
- 1665
- 01:29:13,807 --> 01:29:15,707
- in the beautiful
- state of Connecticut
- 1666
- 01:29:15,709 --> 01:29:17,943
- to offer the Eagle Eye
- line-calling system.
- 1667
- 01:29:17,945 --> 01:29:19,244
- When you play at Elite,
- 1668
- 01:29:19,246 --> 01:29:20,845
- it's like
- you're playing at Wimbledon.
- 1669
- 01:29:20,847 --> 01:29:23,081
- We-- We won!
- 1670
- 01:29:24,585 --> 01:29:26,117
- But check it. I'm cool.
- 1671
- 01:29:26,119 --> 01:29:28,153
- Let's check it. Fine.
- 1672
- 01:29:34,861 --> 01:29:36,061
- <i>In.</i>
- 1673
- 01:29:39,733 --> 01:29:42,300
- Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- 1674
- 01:29:42,302 --> 01:29:44,069
- Yeah! Yeah!
- 1675
- 01:29:48,241 --> 01:29:51,009
- That's what I'm talking about!
- That's what I'm talking about!
- 1676
- 01:29:51,011 --> 01:29:53,812
- That's what I say!
- That's what I say!
- 1677
- 01:29:53,814 --> 01:29:55,146
- That's what I say!
- 1678
- 01:29:55,148 --> 01:29:59,618
- <i>Acme! Acme! Acme!</i>
- 1679
- 01:29:59,620 --> 01:30:02,253
- You need to do it again.
- 1680
- 01:30:02,255 --> 01:30:04,022
- You need to do it again!
- 1681
- 01:30:04,024 --> 01:30:06,625
- Do it again. Do it again!
- 1682
- 01:30:06,627 --> 01:30:10,061
- No! This is mine!
- This is my trophy!
- 1683
- 01:30:10,063 --> 01:30:12,998
- Come here! Rosey, help me!
- 1684
- 01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:14,099
- Give me that trophy!
- 1685
- 01:30:29,149 --> 01:30:32,651
- I was hoping I'd see you
- before I locked up.
- 1686
- 01:30:32,653 --> 01:30:34,686
- This is the last of it.
- 1687
- 01:30:34,688 --> 01:30:35,987
- Nice.
- 1688
- 01:30:38,425 --> 01:30:40,191
- Congratulations again.
- 1689
- 01:30:42,663 --> 01:30:45,063
- Congratulations to you,
- Madi Cooke.
- 1690
- 01:30:45,065 --> 01:30:46,798
- It's true
- I didn't know my father,
- 1691
- 01:30:46,800 --> 01:30:48,700
- but I have a feeling
- he would've liked you.
- 1692
- 01:30:48,702 --> 01:30:52,137
- Hm, why is that?
- He would've said you have grit.
- 1693
- 01:30:52,139 --> 01:30:55,240
- Ha-ha-ha, I'm just kidding.
- 1694
- 01:31:03,984 --> 01:31:08,420
- Ta-da!
- We are the proud new owners
- 1695
- 01:31:08,422 --> 01:31:11,756
- of Acme Indoor Tennis.
- 1696
- 01:31:11,758 --> 01:31:13,391
- Remember the hours
- we used to spend
- 1697
- 01:31:13,393 --> 01:31:16,895
- hitting against this wall?
- Yeah. Crazy, right?
- 1698
- 01:31:16,897 --> 01:31:20,065
- We're really doing this?
- No,<i> we</i> are not doing this.
- 1699
- 01:31:20,067 --> 01:31:22,167
- You are.
- I'm a silent partner, remember?
- 1700
- 01:31:22,169 --> 01:31:24,969
- I'm barely settled back into
- There's No Place Like Home,
- 1701
- 01:31:24,971 --> 01:31:28,139
- and already I have
- like nine new listings.
- 1702
- 01:31:28,141 --> 01:31:31,710
- I can't believe Dick Duncan
- owned this place.
- 1703
- 01:31:33,747 --> 01:31:35,113
- Thank you...
- 1704
- 01:31:36,316 --> 01:31:38,149
- silent partner.
- 1705
- 01:31:38,151 --> 01:31:40,485
- Thank you...
- 1706
- 01:31:40,487 --> 01:31:42,053
- non-silent partner.
- 1707
- 01:31:44,257 --> 01:31:46,891
- Should we change the name?
- 1708
- 01:31:46,893 --> 01:31:49,994
- No, I kind of like Acme.
- 1709
- 01:31:49,996 --> 01:31:54,165
- It means the pinnacle,
- the highest point.
- 1710
- 01:31:54,167 --> 01:31:57,302
- Hm. Kind of makes me think
- of the Road Runner cartoon.
- 1711
- 01:31:57,304 --> 01:31:59,037
- No. No.
- No?
- 1712
- 01:32:21,528 --> 01:32:23,762
- You suck at this game.
- 1713
- 01:32:23,764 --> 01:32:26,397
- Hey, you only live once.
- 1714
- 01:32:26,399 --> 01:32:28,032
- But you get to serve twice.
- 1715
- 01:32:28,034 --> 01:32:30,001
- Oh, gross. Gross.
- 1716
- 01:32:35,175 --> 01:32:37,909
- What are you doing? I thought
- you were good at tennis.
- 1717
- 01:32:37,911 --> 01:32:39,344
- Hm.
- 1718
- 01:32:39,346 --> 01:32:41,346
- Whoo!
- 1719
- 01:32:43,350 --> 01:32:44,783
- Hey!
- 1720
- 01:32:46,453 --> 01:32:48,953
- Whoo!
- 1721
- 01:32:53,860 --> 01:32:57,128
- <i>Is fear of not winning
- anymore keeping you from your game?</i>
- 1722
- 01:32:57,130 --> 01:32:59,397
- <i>If you suffer from
- fear of not winning anymore,</i>
- 1723
- 01:32:59,399 --> 01:33:03,535
- <i>commonly known as FONWA,
- now there's a choice.</i>
- 1724
- 01:33:03,537 --> 01:33:05,503
- <i>Proform-X is clinically proven</i>
- 1725
- 01:33:05,505 --> 01:33:07,372
- <i>to significantly improve
- wins over losses</i>
- 1726
- 01:33:07,374 --> 01:33:09,507
- <i>in some people in all sports.</i>
- 1727
- 01:33:09,509 --> 01:33:12,877
- Not long ago, I learned
- that I suffer from FONWA,
- 1728
- 01:33:12,879 --> 01:33:14,813
- making it difficult
- to form sentences
- 1729
- 01:33:14,815 --> 01:33:16,881
- when I lose tennis match.
- 1730
- 01:33:16,883 --> 01:33:21,085
- But, ooh, golly, does
- Proform-X make me feel jolly.
- 1731
- 01:33:27,561 --> 01:33:30,295
- <i>Pregnant or nursing women
- should never take Proform-X,</i>
- 1732
- 01:33:30,297 --> 01:33:33,231
- <i>as it can lead
- to gastronomy and babies.</i>
- 1733
- 01:33:33,233 --> 01:33:35,266
- <i>Do not take Proform-X
- with any other medications,</i>
- 1734
- 01:33:35,268 --> 01:33:37,869
- <i>as this may bring on
- rare but serious side effects,</i>
- 1735
- 01:33:37,871 --> 01:33:39,437
- <i>like spontaneous jumping.</i>
- 1736
- 01:33:39,439 --> 01:33:41,472
- <i>Proform-X is not
- a substitute for practice.</i>
- 1737
- 01:33:41,474 --> 01:33:43,007
- <i>May cause death or eye pain.</i>
- 1738
- 01:33:43,009 --> 01:33:45,343
- I've been on Proform-X
- for three months now.
- 1739
- 01:33:45,345 --> 01:33:47,412
- So take it
- from someone who knows:
- 1740
- 01:33:47,414 --> 01:33:50,615
- You can beat FONWA,
- but you'll never beat me.
- 1741
- 01:34:03,263 --> 01:34:08,263
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