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Link, The Murder-Didly-Urdler

Jul 23rd, 2012
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  1. 11:11 PM - MasterSubLink: I just killed a bandit :D .....except he wasn't a bandit but a normal player.... but I got a map, gps, compass, nightvision goggles, and lots of ammo out of the manslaughter :D
  2. 11:11 PM - RainbowDash_: You're a murderer.
  3. 11:11 PM - Rarity_: ^
  4. 11:11 PM - Sweetie Belle: You should feel ashamed
  5. 11:11 PM - Rarity_: What an asshole.
  6. 11:11 PM - RainbowDash_: That man had a wife, kids.
  7. 11:11 PM - MasterSubLink: It was an accident xD
  8. 11:12 PM - Sweetie Belle: AWFULPERSON
  9. 11:12 PM - MasterSubLink: I thought he was an evil bandit
  10. 11:12 PM - RainbowDash_: And you killed him. In cold blood. For what? A few trinkets?
  11. 11:12 PM - RainbowDash_: You monster.
  12. 11:12 PM - Rarity_: you sound like you're awfully proud of your accident
  13. 11:12 PM - Sweetie Belle: I hope you're happy
  14. 11:12 PM - MasterSubLink: It's a gps!
  15. 11:12 PM - Rarity_: I want a GPS, are you telling me I should stab Sweetie Belle in the jugular?
  16. 11:12 PM - Rarity_: NO.
  17. 11:12 PM - Rarity_: GPS does not weigh against life
  18. Your state is set to Offline.
  19. Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
  20. Connected again and rejoined chat.
  21. 11:13 PM - RainbowDash_: He doesn't have a chance to finish his medical degree either
  22. 11:13 PM - Sweetie Belle: For all we know, he would've gave you that GPS free of charge
  23. 11:13 PM - Rarity_: 11:12 PM - Rarity_: I want a GPS, are you telling me I should stab Sweetie Belle in the jugular?
  24. 11:12 PM - Rarity_: NO.
  25. 11:12 PM - Rarity_: GPS does not weigh against life
  26. 11:13 PM - RainbowDash_: Again, thanks to you.
  27. 11:13 PM - Sweetie Belle: O.o
  28. 11:13 PM - MasterSubLink: I didn't know he has a gps, I though he was an evil bandit!
  29. 11:13 PM - MasterSubLink: *thought
  30. 11:13 PM - Rarity_: so you profiled him?
  31. 11:13 PM - RainbowDash_: The two of you could have been good buddies, surviving the apocalypse together. But instead, you murdered him.
  32. 11:13 PM - MasterSubLink: Yes, it looked like he had a ski mask on
  33. 11:14 PM - MasterSubLink: He would of killed me!
  34. 11:14 PM - Rarity_: it could just be a fashion statement, or he could be disfigured like Deadpool
  35. 11:14 PM - RainbowDash_: You could have been the next Raridash, but now he's dead, and you're a murderer.
  36. 11:14 PM - MasterSubLink: I am not a murder....I am a bandit
  37. 11:14 PM - Rarity_: no, you're a god damned murderer.
  38. 11:15 PM - Sweetie Belle: You're a murderer and a bandit
  39. 11:15 PM - Sweetie Belle: Twice the evil
  40. 11:15 PM - MasterSubLink: ...okay maybe I am... but I did what had to be done!
  41. 11:15 PM - Rarity_ hides Sweetie Belle behind her flank away from Link
  42. 11:15 PM - MasterSubLink: That guy probabaly hated ponies!
  43. 11:15 PM - Rarity_: id had to be done? you had to kill a man because he has items you can earn in much humane ways?
  44. 11:15 PM - RainbowDash_ gets behind Rarity's flank too. She finds the view nice from here.
  45. 11:15 PM - Rarity_ ^_^
  46. 11:15 PM - Sweetie Belle finds it a tad awkward now xD
  47. 11:16 PM - RainbowDash_: I find it murderous.
  48. 11:16 PM - Rarity_: So now you're trying to justify it Link?
  49. 11:16 PM - Rarity_: thats what The Night Stalker did
  50. 11:16 PM - Rarity_: do you wanna be like The Night Stalker?
  51. 11:16 PM - RainbowDash_: Turn yourself in before you kill again, you monster.
  52. 11:17 PM - MasterSubLink: No, I did what anyone of you would of done
  53. 11:17 PM - Rarity_: before you harm a poor african american gentlemen because you think he's camoflauged with the night sky.
  54. 11:17 PM - Rarity_: and therefor an alien.
  55. 11:17 PM - Sweetie Belle: Roses are red, Violets are blue, you killed a man, how could you D:
  56. 11:17 PM - Rarity_: lovely poem
  57. 11:17 PM - MasterSubLink: I did it because I thought he would of killed me xD
  58. 11:18 PM - Rarity_: was he armed?
  59. 11:18 PM - MasterSubLink: Yes!
  60. 11:18 PM - MasterSubLink: With a heavy machine gun!
  61. 11:18 PM - Rarity_: it could have been a cigarette lighter.
  62. 11:18 PM - Sweetie Belle: Should've gave him a warning shot!
  63. 11:18 PM - MasterSubLink: They he would of thought I was trying to kill him, then he would of killed me!
  64. 11:18 PM - Rarity_: you need help, Link
  65. 11:19 PM - Rarity_: this paranoid skitzaphrania is too much
  66. 11:19 PM - MasterSubLink: I am only trying to survive in this cruel zombler world ;-;
  67. 11:19 PM - Rarity_: by helping the zombies.
  68. 11:19 PM - Sweetie Belle: I'm no therapist, but I think you need to let go of your obsession that everyone is out for you
  69. 11:19 PM - RainbowDash_: One goal, survival.
  70. Up ahead, fellow human.
  71. One shot. Game over.
  72. 11:20 PM - RainbowDash_: I call that one "Link, the bloodstained murdered"
  73. 11:20 PM - Rarity_: he probably wanted you join him in a lovely game of canasta
  74. 11:20 PM - Sweetie Belle: Or some scrabble
  75. 11:21 PM - MasterSubLink: He wanted to kill me then loot me!
  76. 11:21 PM - RainbowDash_: He probably had an N64 you guys could have played together.
  77. 11:21 PM - Rarity_: or the game of Life, or as Link calls it "Fuck everyone who isn't me"
  78. 11:21 PM - MasterSubLink: I helped another player earlier!
  79. 11:21 PM - Sweetie Belle: Irony, play the game of life and shoot your partner
  80. 11:21 PM - Rarity_: I doubt you did, you probably helped him take a dirt nap.
  81. 11:21 PM - RainbowDash_: Did you help him as much as you helped this man?
  82. 11:21 PM - MasterSubLink: I helped a guy by giving him a bandage to stop his bleeding!
  83. 11:21 PM - RainbowDash_: You've got one twisted sense of companionship.
  84. 11:22 PM - Rarity_: was his bleeding caused by you?
  85. 11:22 PM - Sweetie Belle: I don't want to journey with you anywhere Link :(
  86. 11:22 PM - MasterSubLink: The guy was bleeding due to zomblers
  87. 11:22 PM - Sweetie Belle: "zomblers" right
  88. 11:22 PM - Rarity_: what if.. there are no zomblers?
  89. 11:22 PM - Rarity_: and Link is just that insane?
  90. 11:22 PM - MasterSubLink: But....zomblers!
  91. 11:23 PM - Rarity_: Dash correct me if I'm wrong.
  92. 11:23 PM - Rarity_: If a zombie breaks the skin with a scratch or bite, isn't it kind of over?
  93. 11:23 PM - Sweetie Belle: Usually that's the case!
  94. 11:23 PM - RainbowDash_: It's somewhat similar to HIV, there has to be fluid transfer
  95. 11:24 PM - RainbowDash_: I believe, if I remember correctly
  96. 11:24 PM - Rarity_: so lets say this "man" was bitten
  97. 11:24 PM - RainbowDash_: I have the Zombie Survival guide. Let me grab it.
  98. 11:24 PM - MasterSubLink: It;s not like that in this game!
  99. 11:24 PM - Rarity_: how is Link's band-aid gonna help him?
  100. 11:24 PM - Sweetie Belle: Maybe it'll hold him up long enough for Link to shoot him himself
  101. 11:24 PM - Rarity_: OR
  102. 11:25 PM - RainbowDash_: Yep, only fluid contact will transfer the virus.
  103. 11:25 PM - Rarity_: he asked Link to end his misery, and Link gave him the band aid as some sick joke and walked away
  104. 11:25 PM - Sweetie Belle: Link! You're such a terrible person!
  105. 11:25 PM - MasterSubLink: It was a bandage, not a band-aid!
  106. 11:25 PM - Sweetie Belle: Same thing!
  107. 11:25 PM - MasterSubLink: It stopped his bleeding and he lived!
  108. 11:25 PM - Rarity_: when he turned, right?
  109. 11:26 PM - MasterSubLink: You don't turn in this mod!
  110. 11:26 PM - Rarity_: I'm calling the cops
  111. 11:26 PM - Sweetie Belle: I'm hiding upstairs
  112. 11:26 PM - MasterSubLink: I just killed one guy by accident!
  113. 11:27 PM - Rarity_: IT STILL NEEDS TO BE REPORTED LINK, I'M SORRY
  114. 11:27 PM - RainbowDash_: Tell it to the judge
  115. 11:27 PM - Rarity_: Joe Brown
  116. 11:27 PM - MasterSubLink: There are no cops or judges in Day Z
  117. 11:27 PM - Rarity_: Yeah, Link has offically lost it. he thinks he's playing a game when he's actually standing in the street.
  118. 11:28 PM - RainbowDash_ begins sobbing
  119. 11:28 PM - Rarity_: Tell me Link, what do you see when you look at us?
  120. 11:28 PM - Rarity_ comforts her mare
  121. 11:28 PM - MasterSubLink: People in a chat room
  122. 11:28 PM - RainbowDash_: AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH?!
  123. 11:28 PM - Rarity_: ....We're right here in front of you Link. We aren't in a computer.
  124. 11:29 PM - MasterSubLink: ......you guys are starting to sound like bandits....
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  127. and then he shot all of us.
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