Link, The Murder-Didly-Urdler

11:11 PM - MasterSubLink: I just killed a bandit :D   .....except he wasn't a bandit but a normal player.... but I got a map, gps, compass, nightvision goggles, and lots of ammo out of the manslaughter :D
11:11 PM - RainbowDash_: You're a murderer.
11:11 PM - Rarity_: ^
11:11 PM - Sweetie Belle: You should feel ashamed
11:11 PM - Rarity_: What an asshole.
11:11 PM - RainbowDash_: That man had a wife, kids.
11:11 PM - MasterSubLink: It was an accident xD
11:12 PM - Sweetie Belle: AWFULPERSON
11:12 PM - MasterSubLink: I thought he was an evil bandit
11:12 PM - RainbowDash_: And you killed him. In cold blood. For what? A few trinkets?
11:12 PM - RainbowDash_: You monster.
11:12 PM - Rarity_: you sound like you're awfully proud of your accident
11:12 PM - Sweetie Belle: I hope you're happy
11:12 PM - MasterSubLink: It's a gps!
11:12 PM - Rarity_: I want a GPS, are you telling me I should stab Sweetie Belle in the jugular?
11:12 PM - Rarity_: NO.
11:12 PM - Rarity_: GPS does not weigh against life
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11:13 PM - RainbowDash_: He doesn't have a chance to finish his medical degree either
11:13 PM - Sweetie Belle: For all we know, he would've gave you that GPS free of charge
11:13 PM - Rarity_: 11:12 PM - Rarity_: I want a GPS, are you telling me I should stab Sweetie Belle in the jugular?
11:12 PM - Rarity_: NO.
11:12 PM - Rarity_: GPS does not weigh against life
11:13 PM - RainbowDash_: Again, thanks to you.
11:13 PM - Sweetie Belle: O.o
11:13 PM - MasterSubLink: I didn't know he has a gps, I though he was an evil bandit!
11:13 PM - MasterSubLink: *thought
11:13 PM - Rarity_: so you profiled him?
11:13 PM - RainbowDash_: The two of you could have been good buddies, surviving the apocalypse together. But instead, you murdered him.
11:13 PM - MasterSubLink: Yes, it looked like he had a ski mask on
11:14 PM - MasterSubLink: He would of killed me!
11:14 PM - Rarity_: it could just be a fashion statement, or he could be disfigured like Deadpool
11:14 PM - RainbowDash_: You could have been the next Raridash, but now he's dead, and you're a murderer.
11:14 PM - MasterSubLink: I am not a murder....I am a bandit
11:14 PM - Rarity_: no, you're a god damned murderer.
11:15 PM - Sweetie Belle: You're a murderer and a bandit
11:15 PM - Sweetie Belle: Twice the evil
11:15 PM - MasterSubLink: ...okay maybe I am... but I did what had to be done!
11:15 PM - Rarity_ hides Sweetie Belle behind her flank away from Link
11:15 PM - MasterSubLink: That guy probabaly hated ponies!
11:15 PM - Rarity_: id had to be done? you had to kill a man because he has items you can earn in much humane ways?
11:15 PM - RainbowDash_ gets behind Rarity's flank too. She finds the view nice from here.
11:15 PM - Rarity_ ^_^
11:15 PM - Sweetie Belle finds it a tad awkward now xD
11:16 PM - RainbowDash_: I find it murderous.
11:16 PM - Rarity_: So now you're trying to justify it Link?
11:16 PM - Rarity_: thats what The Night Stalker did
11:16 PM - Rarity_: do you wanna be like The Night Stalker?
11:16 PM - RainbowDash_: Turn yourself in before you kill again, you monster.
11:17 PM - MasterSubLink: No, I did what anyone of you would of done
11:17 PM - Rarity_: before you harm a poor african american gentlemen because you think he's camoflauged with the night sky.
11:17 PM - Rarity_: and therefor an alien.
11:17 PM - Sweetie Belle: Roses are red, Violets are blue, you killed a man, how could you D:
11:17 PM - Rarity_: lovely poem
11:17 PM - MasterSubLink: I did it because I thought he would of killed me xD
11:18 PM - Rarity_: was he armed?
11:18 PM - MasterSubLink: Yes!
11:18 PM - MasterSubLink: With a heavy machine gun!
11:18 PM - Rarity_: it could have been a cigarette lighter.
11:18 PM - Sweetie Belle: Should've gave him a warning shot!
11:18 PM - MasterSubLink: They he would of thought I was trying to kill him, then he would of killed me!
11:18 PM - Rarity_: you need help, Link
11:19 PM - Rarity_: this paranoid skitzaphrania is too much
11:19 PM - MasterSubLink: I am only trying to survive in this cruel zombler world ;-;
11:19 PM - Rarity_: by helping the zombies.
11:19 PM - Sweetie Belle: I'm no therapist, but I think you need to let go of your obsession that everyone is out for you
11:19 PM - RainbowDash_: One goal, survival.
Up ahead, fellow human.
One shot. Game over.
11:20 PM - RainbowDash_: I call that one "Link, the bloodstained murdered"
11:20 PM - Rarity_: he probably wanted you join him in a lovely game of canasta
11:20 PM - Sweetie Belle: Or some scrabble
11:21 PM - MasterSubLink: He wanted to kill me then loot me!
11:21 PM - RainbowDash_: He probably had an N64 you guys could have played together.
11:21 PM - Rarity_: or the game of Life, or as Link calls it "Fuck everyone who isn't me"
11:21 PM - MasterSubLink: I helped another player earlier!
11:21 PM - Sweetie Belle: Irony, play the game of life and shoot your partner
11:21 PM - Rarity_: I doubt you did, you probably helped him take a dirt nap.
11:21 PM - RainbowDash_: Did you help him as much as you helped this man?
11:21 PM - MasterSubLink: I helped a guy by giving him a bandage to stop his bleeding!
11:21 PM - RainbowDash_: You've got one twisted sense of companionship.
11:22 PM - Rarity_: was his bleeding caused by you?
11:22 PM - Sweetie Belle: I don't want to journey with you anywhere Link :(
11:22 PM - MasterSubLink: The guy was bleeding due to zomblers
11:22 PM - Sweetie Belle: "zomblers" right
11:22 PM - Rarity_: what if.. there are no zomblers?
11:22 PM - Rarity_: and Link is just that insane?
11:22 PM - MasterSubLink: But....zomblers!
11:23 PM - Rarity_: Dash correct me if I'm wrong.
11:23 PM - Rarity_: If a zombie breaks the skin with a scratch or bite, isn't it kind of over?
11:23 PM - Sweetie Belle: Usually that's the case!
11:23 PM - RainbowDash_: It's somewhat similar to HIV, there has to be fluid transfer
11:24 PM - RainbowDash_: I believe, if I remember correctly
11:24 PM - Rarity_: so lets say this "man" was bitten
11:24 PM - RainbowDash_: I have the Zombie Survival guide. Let me grab it.
11:24 PM - MasterSubLink: It;s not like that in this game!
11:24 PM - Rarity_: how is Link's band-aid gonna help him?
11:24 PM - Sweetie Belle: Maybe it'll hold him up long enough for Link to shoot him himself
11:24 PM - Rarity_: OR
11:25 PM - RainbowDash_: Yep, only fluid contact will transfer the virus.
11:25 PM - Rarity_: he asked Link to end his misery, and Link gave him the band aid as some sick joke and walked away
11:25 PM - Sweetie Belle: Link! You're such a terrible person!
11:25 PM - MasterSubLink: It was a bandage, not a band-aid!
11:25 PM - Sweetie Belle: Same thing!
11:25 PM - MasterSubLink: It stopped his bleeding and he lived!
11:25 PM - Rarity_: when he turned, right?
11:26 PM - MasterSubLink: You don't turn in this mod!
11:26 PM - Rarity_: I'm calling the cops
11:26 PM - Sweetie Belle: I'm hiding upstairs
11:26 PM - MasterSubLink: I just killed one guy by accident!
11:27 PM - Rarity_: IT STILL NEEDS TO BE REPORTED LINK, I'M SORRY
11:27 PM - RainbowDash_: Tell it to the judge
11:27 PM - Rarity_: Joe Brown
11:27 PM - MasterSubLink: There are no cops or judges in Day Z
11:27 PM - Rarity_: Yeah, Link has offically lost it. he thinks he's playing a game when he's actually standing in the street.
11:28 PM - RainbowDash_ begins sobbing
11:28 PM - Rarity_: Tell me Link, what do you see when you look at us?
11:28 PM - Rarity_ comforts her mare
11:28 PM - MasterSubLink: People in a chat room
11:28 PM - RainbowDash_: AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH?!
11:28 PM - Rarity_: ....We're right here in front of you Link. We aren't in a computer.
11:29 PM - MasterSubLink: ......you guys are starting to sound like bandits....


and then he shot all of us.