[Hedgestuck] Pity-Off: Casey vs. Osamar!

[21:15]  * rougeRogue opened a board the fae discussion chat bullshit thing
[21:15] <rougeRogue> so like
[21:15] <rougeRogue> hopefully that one dude doesnt show up this time
[21:15] <rougeRogue> like
[21:15] <rougeRogue> the fuck
[21:15] <wyvernHighflyer> Hyia.
[21:15] <rougeRogue> so anyone elses lives totally suck
[21:15] <rougeRogue> oh sweet new guy
[21:15] <wyvernHighflyer> What's goyng on?
[21:15] <rougeRogue> last time people tried chatting
[21:15] <rougeRogue> some dude showed up
[21:16] <rougeRogue> claiming to be a fuckin god or somethin
[21:16]  * HammerTyme has joined.
[21:16] <rougeRogue> so i left
[21:16] <rougeRogue> read the logs tho
[21:16] <wyvernHighflyer> Wow, that gui must have been realli powerful then, yf he could claym to be god.
[21:16] <rougeRogue> seemed he left soonafter
[21:16] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... do you think... he'll come back?
[21:16] <rougeRogue> tbh hes probs all talk
[21:16] <HammerTyme> If you give them attention, they'll be called back.
[21:17] <rougeRogue> fair nuff
[21:17] <wyvernHighflyer> Y dunno, yf he could claym he was god, he probabli had some wai to prove yt.
[21:17] <rougeRogue> nah hes like me
[21:17] <rougeRogue> he got one of the better curses id say
[21:17] <rougeRogue> the ones where you dont end up looking like a monstrosity
[21:18] <wyvernHighflyer> Heh, no doubt better than myne.
[21:18] <rougeRogue> yeah as i was tryin to tell rb i got lucky
[21:18] <wyvernHighflyer> How about iou guis, iou lyke iour mutatyons?
[21:18] <HammerTyme> *Cough* What.
[21:18] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um...
[21:18] <ravelledBiscuiteer> no...
[21:19] <wyvernHighflyer> Aw c'mon, whi not?
[21:19] <wyvernHighflyer> Yt's probabli syck!
[21:19] <rougeRogue> whats yours new dude
[21:19] <wyvernHighflyer> Ugh, yt's just the worst.
[21:19] <HammerTyme> Most likely black lung.
[21:19] <rougeRogue> dunno mines pretty shit for my sitch
[21:19] <wyvernHighflyer> Mi entyre bodi ys completeli melted on the ynsyde.
[21:20] <wyvernHighflyer> Yt's so annoiyng!
[21:20] <rougeRogue> dude at least its fuckin interior
[21:20] <HammerTyme> Sounds... Messy.
[21:20] <wyvernHighflyer> Iou'd thynk yt's ynteryor.
[21:20] <wyvernHighflyer> But nope, that would be too easi.
[21:21] <wyvernHighflyer> Y actualli heat up the area around me, but onli a lyttle byt.
[21:21] <rougeRogue> thankfully mine is mostly exterior
[21:21] <rougeRogue> messed with the mind a little bit but
[21:21] <wyvernHighflyer> Yt's lyke everithyng y touch gets myldli warmer.
[21:21] <rougeRogue> wh whats your name
[21:22] <wyvernHighflyer> Y'm Osamar Hifyre!
[21:22] <wyvernHighflyer> And iourself?
[21:22] <rougeRogue> casey lafontaine
[21:22] <rougeRogue> ill hit you up some time to chat
[21:22] <wyvernHighflyer> Nyce to meet ia.
[21:22] <wyvernHighflyer> How much better ys iour curse compared to myne?
[21:22] <rougeRogue> well
[21:23] <rougeRogue> im a really feminine dude
[21:23] <wyvernHighflyer> Y sayd curse.
[21:23] <rougeRogue> with horns, wings, and a tail
[21:23] <wyvernHighflyer> Y am seeyng no downsyde to thys.
[21:23] <rougeRogue> as i said
[21:23] <rougeRogue> i was a lucky one
[21:23] <wyvernHighflyer> Clearli.
[21:23] <rougeRogue> however i still couldnt return to my old life
[21:23] <wyvernHighflyer> Oh, fae, whi must iou torture me so?
[21:24] <wyvernHighflyer> What's wrong wyth that?
[21:24] <wyvernHighflyer> Iou get to start over!
[21:24] <wyvernHighflyer> Y WYSH Y could do that!
[21:24] <rougeRogue> as a freak
[21:24] <rougeRogue> now im stuck in the middle of the fuckin desert stealin shit just to eat each day
[21:24] <wyvernHighflyer> What do iou mean "freak"?!
[21:25] <rougeRogue> i have horns and wings and a demon tail
[21:25] <rougeRogue> i dont fuckin look human
[21:25] <HammerTyme> *Cough*
[21:25] <rougeRogue> whats worse
[21:25] <rougeRogue> all these dudes trynna feel me up each day
[21:25] <rougeRogue> i aint gay
[21:25] <wyvernHighflyer> Dude, that's so cool!
[21:25] <wyvernHighflyer> Iou have wyngs, and people who lyke spendyng tyme wyth iou!
[21:25] <rougeRogue> id trade this for heat powers any day are you kiddin me
[21:26] <wyvernHighflyer> No, trust me, iou wouldn't.
[21:26] <wyvernHighflyer> Do iou know how yrrytatyng yt ys to never have chylled soup?!
[21:26] <wyvernHighflyer> Bi the tyme yt reaches iour stomach- Boom, heated.
[21:26] <rougeRogue> on the bright side you get to eat warm food
[21:26] <HammerTyme> Tried using insulated gloves?
[21:27] <rougeRogue> im stuck with cold leftover food from the garbage cans each night
[21:27] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i... um... think it gets heated... inside...
[21:27] <wyvernHighflyer> Aw ieah, yt's great yf iou lyke iour food beyng slyghtli above room temperature!
[21:27] <wyvernHighflyer> Aw, iou don't even have to PAI for iour food?!
[21:27] <rougeRogue> i steal it
[21:27] <wyvernHighflyer> Whi ys everione other than me so lucki?
[21:28] <rougeRogue> ive been arrested six times in the past year
[21:28] <rougeRogue> im wanted in eleven different countries
[21:28] <wyvernHighflyer> AND iou get free accommodatyon?!
[21:28] <rougeRogue> no, i dont
[21:28] <rougeRogue> i sleep in the fucking desert
[21:28] <rougeRogue> the sand is my bed
[21:29] <wyvernHighflyer> Dude, that's syck!
[21:29] <wyvernHighflyer> Sand ys lyke, the world's best memori foam!
[21:29] <rougeRogue> do you know how cold the desert gets at night
[21:29] <wyvernHighflyer> No, Y don't.
[21:29] <rougeRogue> very
[21:29] <wyvernHighflyer> Y wysh Y could know cold.
[21:29] <wyvernHighflyer> All Y know ys uncomfortable warmth.
[21:30] <wyvernHighflyer> But Y can't take a jacket off, or syt yn front of a fan.
[21:30] <HammerTyme> Sounds like a group hug is needed.
[21:30] <rougeRogue> my blood runs cold now
[21:30] <wyvernHighflyer> Because Y am the warmth, yt ys me.
[21:30] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... no thank you...
[21:30] <wyvernHighflyer> And mi blood runs uncomfortabli hot!
[21:30] <rougeRogue> my heart rate slowed like crazy when these changes happened
[21:30] <rougeRogue> so my whole body is cold to the touch
[21:31] <wyvernHighflyer> Y get yt, stop rubbyng yt yn!
[21:31] <rougeRogue> but on the bright side it means i can push myself a lot harder
[21:31] <wyvernHighflyer> "Oo, look at me, Y'm cold"
[21:31] <rougeRogue> look os if we got close
[21:31] <rougeRogue> we might both get to feel something like
[21:31] <rougeRogue> not shit
[21:31] <wyvernHighflyer> "Y can syt yn a bathtub wythout makyng yt a hot tub"
[21:31] <rougeRogue> what im sayin is lets be friends
[21:31] <HammerTyme> *cough*
[21:32] <wyvernHighflyer> Wow, someone who ysn't absoluteli repulsed bi mi uncomfortable era of heat.
[21:32] <rougeRogue> are you kiddin me
[21:32] <wyvernHighflyer> Fynalli, the world ys takyng pyti on me!
[21:32] <rougeRogue> your food never goes cold
[21:33] <rougeRogue> your hands could function as a fuckin microwave
[21:33] <rougeRogue> thats awesome
[21:33] <wyvernHighflyer> Nah, that'd be useful!
[21:33] <rougeRogue> its like superhero shit
[21:33] <wyvernHighflyer> Yt's onli after Y eat yt!
[21:33] <rougeRogue> meanwhile whatd i get stuck with
[21:33] <rougeRogue> useless tits
[21:33] <HammerTyme> Space heater and walking AC.
[21:33] <rougeRogue> fuck i didnt know how much back pain these things give girls
[21:34] <wyvernHighflyer> Ieah, but iou've got those wyngs to counteract yt!
[21:34] <wyvernHighflyer> Iou're so lucki!
[21:34] <rougeRogue> not like i can control em
[21:34] <wyvernHighflyer> Whi would iou need to?
[21:35] <wyvernHighflyer> Iou're balanced at the front and back!
[21:35] <wyvernHighflyer> Me?
[21:35] <wyvernHighflyer> Y'm all heat, no cold.
[21:35] <rougeRogue> fuckin damnit
[21:35] <wyvernHighflyer> No balance.
[21:35] <rougeRogue> why do all these boards turn into dick measuring contests of whos lifes the worst
[21:35] <rougeRogue> cant we just fuckin skip that shit
[21:35] <rougeRogue> and get to know the people behind the shit
[21:36] <rougeRogue> i dont give a fuck how bad your life is
[21:36] <rougeRogue> i wanna become your damn friend
[21:36] <HammerTyme> *Cough* Wasn't this suppost to be about fae?
[21:36] <rougeRogue> oh yeah
[21:36] <rougeRogue> fae
[21:36] <wyvernHighflyer> That ys the memo tytle.
[21:36] <rougeRogue> fuck those guys am i right
[21:36] <wyvernHighflyer> Ieah.
[21:36] <wyvernHighflyer> Thei made mi stomach warm.
[21:36] <rougeRogue> ok stop saying it i get it
[21:36] <wyvernHighflyer> And now Y can never lyck yce cream.
[21:37] <rougeRogue> your stomach is warm
[21:37] <rougeRogue> water is wet
[21:37] <rougeRogue> retards obsess over plastic
[21:37] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... should we be... talking about them... like this?
[21:37] <wyvernHighflyer> OH MI GOSH WATER!
[21:37] <wyvernHighflyer> Y WYSH!
[21:37] <wyvernHighflyer> Y onli get to drynk steam!
[21:37] <rougeRogue> let them come
[21:37] <HammerTyme> I'd rather not, once was enough.
[21:37] <ravelledBiscuiteer> no... that would be... bad...
[21:38] <rougeRogue> but anyways
[21:38] <rougeRogue> this is what i look like
[21:38]  * rougeRogue sends a selfie, with the desert sands in the background
[21:39] <HammerTyme> *Cough*How about that weather, eh?
[21:39] <wyvernHighflyer> Oh mi gosh iou're fyguratyvli hot.
[21:39] <wyvernHighflyer> Y'm onli lyteralli hot.
[21:39] <rougeRogue> dude im a dude remember
[21:39] <rougeRogue> this is a problem
[21:39] <wyvernHighflyer> So?
[21:39] <ravelledBiscuiteer> could you... um... get surgery?
[21:40] <rougeRogue> with what money
[21:40] <wyvernHighflyer> Wyth all that monei iou saved on food!
[21:40] <wyvernHighflyer> That cold... yce cold food...
[21:40] <wyvernHighflyer> Mi heart iearns for such low temperatures.
[21:40] <wyvernHighflyer> But yt doesn't get them.
[21:41] <wyvernHighflyer> Onli hygh temperatures for mi heart.
[21:41] <HammerTyme> So...Fae?
[21:41] <ravelledBiscuiteer> hopefully not...
[21:42] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... has... everyone been okay... since last time?
[21:43] <wyvernHighflyer> Ieah, other than the agonyzyng payn of a fyre burnyng ynsyde me at all tymes, lyfe's been chyll.
[21:43] <HammerTyme> I still have a pulse, I have that going for me.
[21:43] <wyvernHighflyer> Fyguratyveli chyll.
[21:43] <wyvernHighflyer> Never lyteralli.
[21:43] <ravelledBiscuiteer> hehe...
[21:43] <ravelledBiscuiteer> that's good...
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[21:44] <wyvernHighflyer> Oh how Y wysh for the lyteral kynds of chyll.
[21:44] == rougeRogue[rr] has changed nick to rougeRogue
[21:44] <rougeRogue> i just wish i could return to society
[21:45] <wyvernHighflyer> Just go for yt!
[21:45] <wyvernHighflyer> Y can't see ani reason thei wouldn't love iou!
[21:45] <rougeRogue> again
[21:45] <rougeRogue> wanted in 11 countries, maybe more now
[21:45] <HammerTyme> I'm sure there are specialized dating websites, if they can one for farmers...
[21:46] <wyvernHighflyer> Oh hei, farmers!
[21:46] <wyvernHighflyer> Y lyke farmyng!
[21:46] <rougeRogue> dude youd be able to eat the freshest fuckin corn
[21:46] <wyvernHighflyer> Iou guis lyke peppers?
[21:46] <rougeRogue> must be amazing
[21:46] <wyvernHighflyer> Nah, burns too easyli.
[21:46] <wyvernHighflyer> Y can onli grow spyci peppers.
[21:46] <rougeRogue> still trynna figure out like a temp range for your heating
[21:47] <wyvernHighflyer> Ynsyde?
[21:47] <wyvernHighflyer> Probabli close to a byllyon degrees.
[21:47] <HammerTyme> I'd be happy for a good curry.
[21:48] <ravelledBiscuiteer> would it maybe... be like an oven?
[21:48] <wyvernHighflyer> (Note: replace peppers with troll name for peppers, like Tonguemeltbeans)
[21:49] <ravelledBiscuiteer> on the... outside?
[21:49] <rougeRogue> (oh youre a troll)
[21:49] <wyvernHighflyer> (yeah, hence the quirk)
[21:49] <wyvernHighflyer> (and a name like osamar)
[21:49] <rougeRogue> (humans can have quirks too you racist)
[21:49] <HammerTyme> (Internet fight)
[21:49] <wyvernHighflyer> Ieah, iou could probabli call yt an oven.
[21:50] <wyvernHighflyer> An oven that burns eternalli.
[21:50] <wyvernHighflyer> And can never be turned off.
[21:50] <rougeRogue> we should all get together we have ourselves an easy bake oven
[21:50] <ravelledBiscuiteer> no... thank you...
[21:50] <HammerTyme> *cough* Tiny muffins?
[21:51] <rougeRogue> rb really doesnt seem to like me
[21:51] <wyvernHighflyer> Burned tyni muffyns?
[21:51] <wyvernHighflyer> Y mean, Iou kynda just asked to meet three strangers from onlyne.
[21:51] <HammerTyme> Call it crispy.
[21:51] <wyvernHighflyer> That's lyke, rule one of what not to do onlyne.
[21:51] <rougeRogue> nah osa
[21:51] <rougeRogue> they did it last time too
[21:52] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i don't... not like you...
[21:52] <wyvernHighflyer> Iou asked them before?!
[21:52] <wyvernHighflyer> Yt's a good thyng iou're pretti.
[21:52] <HammerTyme> I believe it was ruined by*Cough* by shouty mcgee.
[21:52] <rougeRogue> maybe im too quick to want social interaction
[21:52] <rougeRogue> isolation really ruins things for ya
[21:53] <wyvernHighflyer> Iou lyve alone?
[21:53] <rougeRogue> honestly my year in arcadia beats this shit
[21:53] <wyvernHighflyer> Y wysh Y could do that.
[21:53] <wyvernHighflyer> Y have to deal wyth all these stupyd cawbeasts.
[21:53] <wyvernHighflyer> Do iou know how hard yt ys to make scarecawbeasts when iou burn straw?
[21:53] <wyvernHighflyer> Veri.
[21:54] <ravelledBiscuiteer> what are... cawbeasts?
[21:54] <wyvernHighflyer> What do iou mean what are cawbeasts?
[21:54] <rougeRogue> crows
[21:54] <rougeRogue> use your context clues rb
[21:54] <wyvernHighflyer> What?
[21:54] <wyvernHighflyer> The heck are crows?
[21:54] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh...
[21:55] <rougeRogue> different culture stuff apparently
[21:55] <rougeRogue> wait
[21:55] <HammerTyme> Well, you can metal scarecrows instead.
[21:55] <wyvernHighflyer> We could be talkyng about entyreli dyfferent thyngs here.
[21:55] <rougeRogue> there was another like me in arcadia
[21:55] <wyvernHighflyer> What's a scarecrow?
[21:55] <rougeRogue> they had grey skin
[21:55] <rougeRogue> and their horns stayed orange
[21:55] <rougeRogue> are you one of them
[21:55] <HammerTyme> *Cough* Scarecawbeast.
[21:55] <ravelledBiscuiteer> how do you... make a metal scarecrow?
[21:56] <wyvernHighflyer> The heck are iou people talkyng about?
[21:56] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i thought they... were used on farms... where there's straw...
[21:56] <rougeRogue> who cares about farming right now
[21:56] <HammerTyme> With spare sheet metal and the right tools.
[21:56] <rougeRogue> osa
[21:56] <wyvernHighflyer> Y do.
[21:56] <wyvernHighflyer> Y lyke farms.
[21:56] <wyvernHighflyer> Farms are pretti cool.
[21:56] <rougeRogue> do you have gray skin and horns
[21:56] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh... okay...
[21:56] <wyvernHighflyer> Who doesn't?!
[21:57] <rougeRogue> you never saw any of us in arcadia?
[21:57] <HammerTyme> Not too difficult if you know how, just need the supplies.
[21:57] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i just think... maybe he doesn't... have any...
[21:57] <rougeRogue> guess the only place they mixed us then was the brothel
[21:57] <wyvernHighflyer> Y was kynd of stuck yn the fyre pyts.
[21:57] <HammerTyme> *cough Arcadia?
[21:57] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i don't have any... scrap metal nearby...
[21:58] <HammerTyme> Junkyard?
[21:58] <wyvernHighflyer> Y could get some scrap metal, but Y'd have to take apart mi tractor.
[21:58] <wyvernHighflyer> Y need that.
[21:58] <rougeRogue> right people spent their time there as like, shitty things
[21:58] <rougeRogue> wouldnt have gotten to meet others while in there
[21:58] <rougeRogue> in the brothel i met another from another planet
[21:58] <wyvernHighflyer> Wow, look at thys gui, made fryends yn the torture chamber.
[21:58] <rougeRogue> he had grey skin and orange horns
[21:58] <HammerTyme> ...
[21:59] <rougeRogue> know what osa stop
[21:59] <wyvernHighflyer> Y mean, iou've got horns, wyngs, and a halo.
[21:59] <rougeRogue> stop trying to make your life sound so shitty
[21:59] <wyvernHighflyer> The torture chambers aren't exactli a good place for fyndyng normal people.
[21:59] <rougeRogue> there are probably people with way worse lives out there
[22:00] <wyvernHighflyer> Lyke iours?
[22:00] <wyvernHighflyer> Wyth iour free foods and tons of fryends?
[22:00] <rougeRogue> i have no friends
[22:00] <wyvernHighflyer> Ieah, but iou have people offeryng.
[22:00] <wyvernHighflyer> Know how wants to lyve next to fyre gui?
[22:00] <rougeRogue> they dont want to be my friend
[22:00] <wyvernHighflyer> Nobodi.
[22:00] <rougeRogue> i do
[22:01] <wyvernHighflyer> Ieah ryght.
[22:01] <rougeRogue> believe me or not idgaf really
[22:01] <rougeRogue> but just having a place to live would be enough for me
[22:02] <HammerTyme> So... Moving on?
[22:02] <wyvernHighflyer> So, back to tonguemeltbeans!
[22:02] <wyvernHighflyer> Who wants some salsa?
[22:03]  * rougeRogue has gone idle!
[22:03] <HammerTyme> *Cough* Sure, why not?
[22:03] <ravelledBiscuiteer> no thank you...
[22:04] <wyvernHighflyer> RB's got the ryght ydea, because Y can't realli dystrybute thys ani wai.
[22:04] <HammerTyme> Free stuff is free.
[22:05] <ravelledBiscuiteer> yeah but... you would have to... go get it...
[22:05] <wyvernHighflyer> Ieah, but shyppyng ayn't free.
[22:06] <HammerTyme> You make it sound like you've laid bear traps around a single jar on a stump.
[22:06] <wyvernHighflyer> As much as Y wanna share thys, Y can't just gyve yt awai.
[22:07] <wyvernHighflyer> Thys ys mi yncome.
[22:08] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i would... rather not go and... get it in person...
[22:09] <wyvernHighflyer> Good, lyke Y sayd, that's lyke, rule one of the ynternet.
[22:10] <ravelledBiscuiteer> yeah...
[22:10] <HammerTyme> Always use firewalls?
[22:10] <wyvernHighflyer> Oh, fyre walls.
[22:10] <wyvernHighflyer> How thei mock me wyth theyr name.
[22:11] <ravelledBiscuiteer> i think he meant... internet ones...
[22:12] <wyvernHighflyer> Styll, the name mocks me.
[22:12] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh... i'm sorry...
[22:12] <wyvernHighflyer> Nah, don't worri about yt.
[22:12] <wyvernHighflyer> So, how about iou two?
[22:12] <HammerTyme> *Cough* You shouldn't say you're sorry unless you're the actual cause.
[22:13] <wyvernHighflyer> Iou've been pretti quyet so far.
[22:13] <wyvernHighflyer> What's up wyth iour stuff?
[22:13] <wyvernHighflyer> And how much better ys yt than myne?
[22:14] <ravelledBiscuiteer> um... i would... rather not say...
[22:14] <ravelledBiscuiteer> if that's alright...
[22:16] <HammerTyme> Trying to lure us into a false sense of security again?
[22:17] <wyvernHighflyer> Who, me?
[22:17] <wyvernHighflyer> Or RB?
[22:18] <HammerTyme> *Cough* Moving on... How about that weather?
[22:18] <ravelledBiscuiteer> weather is nice...
[22:18] <wyvernHighflyer> Yt ys warm forever.
[22:19] <ravelledBiscuiteer> hehe...
[22:19] <HammerTyme> Yes, nice weather here as well.
[22:20] <ravelledBiscuiteer> that's good...
[22:22] <wyvernHighflyer> Alryght, well, yf the gui who made the memo ys gone, and we've resorted to talkyng about the weather, Y thynk Y'm gonna head off.
[22:22] <HammerTyme> And awkward silence.
[22:22] <wyvernHighflyer> Ieah.
[22:22] <ravelledBiscuiteer> yeah...
[22:22] <rougeRogue> i mean im still here just lurking
[22:22] <rougeRogue> nothing really to say
[22:22] <rougeRogue> all our lives suck
[22:22] <wyvernHighflyer> Well, iou made the memo.
[22:22] <ravelledBiscuiteer> oh... hello again...
[22:23] <HammerTyme> More or less.
[22:23] <rougeRogue> so yeah
[22:23] <rougeRogue> this was a waste of time
[22:23]  * rougeRogue closed the memo