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Vampsquirrel
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  1. [22:00] <bastard> A hulking Giclops comes up from a platform in the floor of the Danger Room
  2. [22:00] <bastard> Distance is 30 feet. It's anyone's play. Roll initiative.
  3. [22:01] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+1
  4. [22:01] <GameServ> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20: 3 <Total: 3(+1) = 4>
  5. [22:01] <vampsquirrel> wew lads
  6. [22:01] <bastard> !roll 1d20-1
  7. [22:01] <GameServ> bastard rolled 1d20: 20 <Total: 20(-1) = 19>
  8. [22:01] <bastard> Kek this is gonna go badly
  9. [22:01] <vampsquirrel> wew lads
  10. [22:01] <vampsquirrel> oh, I forgot to grab psiblade
  11. [22:01] <vampsquirrel> go ahead and take the turn while I add that
  12. [22:01] <bastard> The Giclops moves forward and initiates a grapple.
  13. [22:02] <bastard> !roll 1d20+9
  14. [22:02] <GameServ> bastard rolled 1d20: 9 <Total: 9(+9) = 18>
  15. [22:02] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+1
  16. [22:02] <GameServ> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20: 9 <Total: 9(+1) = 10>
  17. [22:02] <vampsquirrel> wew
  18. [22:02] <bastard> Lad
  19. [22:03] <bastard> You are now held in the Giclops hands. It ends its turn
  20. [22:03] <vampsquirrel> I stab at it!
  21. [22:03] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+11
  22. [22:03] <GameServ> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20: 3 <Total: 3(+11) = 14>
  23. [22:03] <vampsquirrel> top kek
  24. [22:04] <bastard> You fail, somehow. Wew lad this dicebot is killing you. If you wanna move to a different roller, you can
  25. [22:04] <vampsquirrel> eh, I'll give it one more try
  26. [22:04] <bastard> Alright
  27. [22:05] <bastard> Anything else with your turn?
  28. [22:05] <vampsquirrel> I'll roll intimidate, because fuck it, I don't have any other options.
  29. [22:05] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+1
  30. [22:05] <GameServ> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20: 12 <Total: 12(+1) = 13>
  31. [22:05] <bastard> !roll 1d20+4
  32. [22:05] <GameServ> bastard rolled 1d20: 20 <Total: 20(+4) = 24>
  33. [22:05] <vampsquirrel> wew
  34. [22:05] <bastard> WEW DICE WHY CANT I HAVE THESE ROLLS FOR HARKEN
  35. [22:06] <vampsquirrel> alright, I'll end my turn
  36. [22:06] <bastard> The Giclops attempts to squeeze the life out of you, targeting fortitude resistance
  37. [22:06] <vampsquirrel> one sec, do shields work for that?
  38. [22:06] <vampsquirrel> nope
  39. [22:06] <vampsquirrel> alright, have at me
  40. [22:07] <vampsquirrel> it'll need to roll at my level to fail
  41. [22:07] <bastard> It's got its hands around your rib age. Remind me to refine it later
  42. [22:07] <bastard> !roll 2d20+8
  43. [22:07] <GameServ> bastard rolled 2d20: 4 19 <Total: 23(+8) = 31>
  44. [22:07] <vampsquirrel> >19
  45. [22:07] <vampsquirrel> >top kek
  46. [22:08] <bastard> Your rib age cracks under the pressure. You can feel things being squished that probably have no business being squished.
  47. [22:08] <bastard> !roll 2d6+5
  48. [22:08] <GameServ> bastard rolled 2d6: 3 3 <Total: 6(+5) = 11>
  49. [22:08] <bastard> Eh that's not as bad as I thought the damage would be.
  50. [22:08] <vampsquirrel> slightly below average on the damage is something to be thankful for, I suppose
  51. [22:09] <bastard> Jegus dick tho that build
  52. [22:09] <bastard> He ends his turn. It's almost time....
  53. [22:09] <vampsquirrel> there's no chance of escape, so I'll hit him again
  54. [22:09] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+11
  55. [22:09] <GameServ> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20: 15 <Total: 15(+11) = 26>
  56. [22:09] <bastard> Success! Roll damage!
  57. [22:10] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2d6+16+1d4
  58. [22:10] <GameServ> Syntax: XdY [ {-|+|*|/} Z ]
  59. [22:10] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2d6+16
  60. [22:10] <GameServ> vampsquirrel rolled 2d6: 1 1 <Total: 2(+16) = 18>
  61. [22:10] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d4
  62. [22:10] <GameServ> vampsquirrel rolled 1d4: 3 <Total: 3>
  63. [22:10] <vampsquirrel> pfft
  64. [22:10] <vampsquirrel> 21 damage
  65. [22:10] <bastard> Not bad! You've got the damage down
  66. [22:11] <bastard> For both out benefits: 52 HP remaining
  67. [22:11] <vampsquirrel> I'll use war psion to feedback him as my minor
  68. [22:11] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+10
  69. [22:11] <GameServ> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20: 3 <Total: 3(+10) = 13>
  70. [22:11] <vampsquirrel> that targets reflex
  71. [22:11] <bastard> Success
  72. [22:11] <bastard> Roll that bitch
  73. [22:12] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2d6+1
  74. [22:12] <GameServ> vampsquirrel rolled 2d6: 2 5 <Total: 7(+1) = 8>
  75. [22:12] <vampsquirrel> and that's the end of my turn
  76. [22:12] <bastard> 44 remaining
  77. [22:12] <bastard> The Giclops THROWS YOU ON THE GROUND because IT AINT A PART OF YO SYSTEM
  78. [22:12] <bastard> Oppose with acrobatics or athletics
  79. [22:12] <vampsquirrel> maaaaaan
  80. [22:13] <bastard> !roll 1d20+8
  81. [22:13] <GameServ> bastard rolled 1d20: 5 <Total: 5(+8) = 13>
  82. [22:13] <bastard> Kek
  83. [22:13] <vampsquirrel> that's an opposed athletics/acrobatics, right?
  84. [22:13] <bastard> Yup
  85. [22:13] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+1
  86. [22:13] <GameServ> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20: 6 <Total: 6(+1) = 7>
  87. [22:13] <vampsquirrel> wew
  88. [22:13] <bastard> Lad
  89. [22:14] <bastard> !roll 4d8+5
  90. [22:14] <GameServ> bastard rolled 4d8: 1 4 8 7 <Total: 20(+5) = 25>
  91. [22:14] <vampsquirrel> hit me with that damage, baby
  92. [22:14] <vampsquirrel> oooooh, baby
  93. [22:14] <bastard> You are now prone next to the Giclops.
  94. [22:14] <bastard> It's your turn.
  95. [22:15] <vampsquirrel> Well, I'll stand up since my movement otherwise is about as useful as my rolls.
  96. [22:15] <vampsquirrel> and then I'll hit him again
  97. [22:15] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+11
  98. [22:15] <GameServ> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20: 10 <Total: 10(+11) = 21>
  99. [22:15] <bastard> Nice! A success!
  100. [22:15] <bastard> Roll damage darling
  101. [22:15] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2d6+16
  102. [22:15] <GameServ> vampsquirrel rolled 2d6: 3 1 <Total: 4(+16) = 20>
  103. [22:15] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d4
  104. [22:15] <GameServ> vampsquirrel rolled 1d4: 2 <Total: 2>
  105. [22:15] <vampsquirrel> 22 damage
  106. [22:15] <vampsquirrel> wew, these rolls
  107. [22:15] <bastard> 22 HP remaining
  108. [22:15] <bastard> It'll be a close fight
  109. [22:16] <vampsquirrel> I'll hit him with feedback one more time
  110. [22:16] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+10
  111. [22:16] <GameServ> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20: 14 <Total: 14(+10) = 24>
  112. [22:16] <bastard> Success!
  113. [22:16] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2d8+1
  114. [22:16] <GameServ> vampsquirrel rolled 2d8: 1 5 <Total: 6(+1) = 7>
  115. [22:16] <vampsquirrel> wew
  116. [22:16] <bastard> 15 HP left
  117. [22:16] <vampsquirrel> And end my turn
  118. [22:16] <vampsquirrel> oh, wait
  119. [22:16] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d6
  120. [22:16] <GameServ> vampsquirrel rolled 1d6: 4 <Total: 4>
  121. [22:16] <vampsquirrel> ok, now end my turn
  122. [22:17] <bastard> It's time to put this pummel to good use.
  123. [22:17] <bastard> !roll 1d20+8
  124. [22:17] <GameServ> bastard rolled 1d20: 15 <Total: 15(+8) = 23>
  125. [22:17] <vampsquirrel> If you'd given me time, I'd've said I'd try to parry the first strike
  126. [22:17] <bastard> Go for it I think
  127. [22:17] <vampsquirrel> Not that it would matter
  128. [22:18] <bastard> Do you still wanna do it?
  129. [22:18] <bastard> You can parry the second strike if you like
  130. [22:18] <vampsquirrel> I mean, I'll say I did for purposes of not using it on the next roll, but it can't save me here
  131. [22:19] <bastard> !roll 2d8+5
  132. [22:19] <GameServ> bastard rolled 2d8: 8 8 <Total: 16(+5) = 21>
  133. [22:19] <bastard> Damn that roll
  134. [22:19] <vampsquirrel> I'm probably dead now
  135. [22:19] <bastard> C'mon. Give this one a party
  136. [22:19] <bastard> Parry
  137. [22:19] <bastard> You have 5 HP left
  138. [22:19] <vampsquirrel> If you insist
  139. [22:19] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d3
  140. [22:19] <GameServ> vampsquirrel rolled 1d3: 3 <Total: 3>
  141. [22:19] <bastard> Follow up time
  142. [22:19] <bastard> !roll 1d20+8
  143. [22:19] <GameServ> bastard rolled 1d20: 5 <Total: 5(+8) = 13>
  144. [22:19] <vampsquirrel> effectively 18 ac
  145. [22:19] <bastard> WEW LAD
  146. [22:20] <bastard> PRAISE THE LORD YOU SAW THE LIGHT
  147. [22:20] <bastard> That's turn
  148. [22:20] <vampsquirrel> I bet you I miss my next attack
  149. [22:20] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+11
  150. [22:20] <GameServ> vampsquirrel rolled 1d20: 13 <Total: 13(+11) = 24>
  151. [22:20] <bastard> Hahahahaha
  152. [22:20] <vampsquirrel> huh, I didn't
  153. [22:20] <bastard> Roll damage cully
  154. [22:20] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2d6+16
  155. [22:20] <GameServ> vampsquirrel rolled 2d6: 6 4 <Total: 10(+16) = 26>
  156. [22:20] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d4
  157. [22:20] <GameServ> vampsquirrel rolled 1d4: 2 <Total: 2>
  158. [22:20] <bastard> You win!
  159. [22:21] <vampsquirrel> 28 damage, riperino in piecerino
  160. [22:21] <bastard> Not bad, but that is a super bad matchup for you
  161. [22:21] <vampsquirrel> literally the worst
  162. [22:21] <vampsquirrel> racial passive doesn't exist, and I can't use my best psionic
  163. [22:21] <bastard> That's like Conor McGregor Nate Diaz levels of bad
  164. [22:22] <bastard> Can I try him with Harken?
  165. [22:22] <vampsquirrel> Sure
  166. [22:22] <bastard> Paste this
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