This is a conversation between myself and Kim Seokjin.
myself: lick me
Kim Seokjin: ok but why
myself: i need to be licked
Kim Seokjin: why
myself: is there more of an answer needed
Kim Seokjin: yes
Kim Seokjin: is it a life or death situation or what? Why
myself: obviously not
myself: its out of my own kink
Kim Seokjin: ahh I see
myself: are you from korea
Kim Seokjin: Yes
myself: lmaoooooooo i wanted you to be triggered and say no
Kim Seokjin: lol why'd I be triggered
myself: cuz i assumed where you were from based on your name
Kim Seokjin: Kim is one of the most common surnames here so it makes sense to me that you guessed it lol
myself: how do you have connection to the internet
myself: if youre in korea
Kim Seokjin: I'm in Seoul
myself: ypu should give me you ssn
Kim Seokjin: my ssn?
myself: do they not have those in south korea?
Kim Seokjin: I don't know what an ssn is
myself: social security number
myself: and youre exact address
myself: im coming
Kim Seokjin: lmao I'm not giving you that
myself: well shoot
myself: are you a dude
Kim Seokjin: yes
myself: ive been assuming youre a girl
Kim Seokjin: oof
myself: how is your english so good?
Kim Seokjin: I studied in Australia for a while
myself: jesus how ild are you
myself: old
Kim Seokjin: 25
myself: why tf are you on here lmao
myself: TEACH ME KOREAN
Kim Seokjin: is there an age limit?
myself: idk just seems like a 25 year old would have something better to do with their time
Kim Seokjin: It's midnight now there's nothing to do here
myself: ohhhhh that makes wsense
myself: well if you have nothing to do then teach me korean'
Kim Seokjin: what do you want to know?
myself: ummmmmmm everything
myself: all the vocab \
Kim Seokjin: haha
Kim Seokjin: I'm not a teacher lol I can't do that
myself: lame
myself: im trying to come to korea
myself: and talk to you in your native lang
Kim Seokjin: I'll welcome you with open arms
myself: would you?
Kim Seokjin: Yeah of course
myself: i could be a murderer or a thief of something
Kim Seokjin: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
myself: wOw you are desperate
Kim Seokjin: I don't think you'd come all the way to Korea just to murder or rob me
myself: maybe thats what i want you to think
Kim Seokjin: Also I'm pretty strong so I think I'd be able to handle it lol
myself: you dont know how big i am
Kim Seokjin: You don't know about me either
myself: i could be a sumo wrestler or something and just sit on you
Kim Seokjin: Hmm fair
Kim Seokjin: I have a friend who works out like mad, he's at the gym 24/7 so I'll just have him protect me
myself: maybe id crash the plane with my weight on the way over
myself: oooh can i talk to him? he sounds hot
Kim Seokjin: Haha I'm sorry he's not here right now
myself: are you hot?
Kim Seokjin: I'm worldwide handsome
myself: LIAR
Kim Seokjin: It's the truth
myself: are you gay
Kim Seokjin: Why do you want to know?
myself: cuz i want to know if ican start telling people i have a bf in korea
Kim Seokjin: Haha of course, I'll be your boyfriend
myself: but what if im adude
Kim Seokjin: 😘
Kim Seokjin: well then I guess we're gay now
myself: lit. tell all your friends im omw
Kim Seokjin: Alright
myself: i might be 12 but age is just a number right?
Kim Seokjin: My friends are all idiots
Kim Seokjin: oof
Kim Seokjin: that's young
Kim Seokjin: I don't want to go to jail
myself: they dont have laws like that in korea tho right?
Kim Seokjin: I'm pretty sure we do but I didn't study law so
myself: im studying algebra 1 right now
myself: its pretty hard
Kim Seokjin: I forgot all of that lol
myself: wow you forgot algebra?
myself: its not hard lmao
Kim Seokjin: I mean I forgot most of the things I learned in high school
myself: im 12 im not in high school
Kim Seokjin: oof right, middle school
myself: yeah its really hard
myself: idk what im gonna do when i get to 8th
Kim Seokjin: Just keep doing your best~
myself: does this count as catfishing?
myself: im trying to prove a point
Kim Seokjin: Hm?
Kim Seokjin: what point?
myself: that im not cat fishing you
Kim Seokjin: Oh okay
myself: so no?
Kim Seokjin: I don't really understand the question
myself: eh nvm
Kim Seokjin: okay
myself: what does it feel like to be able to buy a vape
myself: and drink legally
Kim Seokjin: I don't smoke but beer's nice
myself: its not smoking its vaping
Kim Seokjin: I don't do that either
myself: cool tricks vs cancer
Kim Seokjin: Drinking's mainly fun when you're with friends, on your own it's kinda sad
myself: am i sad?
Kim Seokjin: I don't know? How are you feeling?
myself: idk i drink all the time
myself: my mom says its bad for me
myself: but idc i like to have fun all by my lonesome
myself: come drink w me?
Kim Seokjin: You're 12 and you drink alcohol?
myself: you actually thnk im 12 lmao
Kim Seokjin: How am I supposed to know when you're lying
Kim Seokjin: But how old are you then?
myself: idk if i should tell a stranger
Kim Seokjin: Hmm fair enough
myself: donald trump is gonna nuke yall
Kim Seokjin: whelp I hope not
Kim Seokjin: I'm too handsome to die
myself: what are your thoughts on the other kim
Kim Seokjin: pff I'd rather not talk about it
myself: how do you know which kim im talking about? arent there like 10000000 of you?
Kim Seokjin: There're like millions probably
myself: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Kim Seokjin: but since you were talking about nukes I'm guessing Kim Jong Un
myself: what a cool dude am i right?
Kim Seokjin: You're really cool yes
myself: nah im talking about Kim Jong Un
myself: i already know im cool but not a dude
Kim Seokjin: Oh I see
myself: hes pretty cool
myself: id want him to be my sugar daddy
Kim Seokjin: I'd be a better sugar daddy
Kim Seokjin: Plus, I'm not fat
myself: yeah but youre 25
myself: kim is like 30 or soemthing
myself: thats oldddddd
Kim Seokjin: Okayy
myself: what if im actually 12 and you just said you would be my sugar daddy
Kim Seokjin: well
Kim Seokjin: Then I need a good lawyer
myself: if the nsa sees this
myself: theyll arrest you
Kim Seokjin: It's international though so it's probably not that easy
myself: i did a speech on it. they see everything
Kim Seokjin: Alright
Kim Seokjin: I think context matters though
myself: does it? you would still be talking to yme even if i ws 12
Kim Seokjin: Yeah but it's not like I can talk to younger people just because I'm 25
myself: such a sad life for you
Kim Seokjin: I'm doing pretty good actually
myself: are you trying to prove something to me?
Kim Seokjin: I don't need to prove anything
myself: true i am just a stranger in the computer
Kim Seokjin: Exactly, it doesn't really matter to me what you think of me
Kim Seokjin: I mean, at the end of the day, I still have this face so who's the real winner here
myself: you have aface?
Kim Seokjin: I have a very handsome face
myself: i wouldnt know. you havent shown me
Kim Seokjin: Just in case you're actually 12 I'm not going to send you a picture of me because that'd be really creepy
myself: i dont thinl you can send on here lmao
Kim Seokjin: There are ways~
myself: ew
Kim Seokjin: lol
myself: i dont wanna see
myself: the mystery keeps it interesting
Kim Seokjin: Haha that is true
myself: are you a taoist or something
Kim Seokjin: A what
myself: a taoist
Kim Seokjin: What's that
myself: a person whp pracitces taoism
Kim Seokjin: That's a great help, really
Kim Seokjin: I totally understand what you mean now
myself: dont get snarky with me young man\
Kim Seokjin: I'll just google it
Kim Seokjin: Ah
Kim Seokjin: I'm not
myself: idk what religion they have in korea
myself: prolly Christianity
myself: cuz of imperialism and stuff
Kim Seokjin: I'm not really religious
myself: whats 9+10
Kim Seokjin: 19
myself: WRONG
Kim Seokjin: ok
myself: its 21
Kim Seokjin: why
myself: do they not have Vine where you live
myself: or had cuz vine dies
myself: died
Kim Seokjin: I never had vine
myself: so youve never heard any references?
Kim Seokjin: no
myself: thats so sad
Kim Seokjin: My friends are idiotic enough, I can laugh at them all the time
myself: thats bullying
Kim Seokjin: I make them food so they'll just have to deal
myself: i gotta leave. its been a good time. now im gonna tell all my friends nd my bf that i have a bf in korea
Kim Seokjin: Alright goodbye
Kim Seokjin: How old are you actually
myself: 16
Kim Seokjin: Okay
myself has left the conversation.