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- from /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel #331
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- >Gospel gets cornered like in pic
- >The devil...ess... Is a good head taller than him
- >Gospel normally isn't intimidated easily
- >But those eyes of hers
- >They only belonged to the most depraved and sex starved succubi
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- >in a mild panic, he considers his actions
- >remembers what Charlie told him about how Hell works
- "Would you like to go out for dinner, first? Perhaps, a movie?"
- >the deviless' smile grows even wider
- >"Heh. You're truly a degenerate. First the robes, now this...?"
- >she leans in close
- >"I'm gonna enjoy breaking you."
- >Well, that didn't work - time to default to basics
- >he retracts the Holy Bible from his clothes, and beings reading from it
- >this makes her raise an eyebrow
- >"Wait... What are you--?"
- >Gospel begins to glow
- >the sky above splits, as a beam of light reaches down upon him
- >mildly intimidated, the demoness tries not to falter
- >"H-Ha! If you think a little lightshow will--AH FUCK!"
- >she recoils, as her skin seems to burn and smoke under the pool of light - a pool which is steadily growing
- >it reaches a nearby imp, who, noticing it all-too-late, just crouches down with a whimper as the light reaches him
- >but it just coats him in a golden glow, causing him to look up, surprised - he's perfectly fine, if feeling a bit odd
- >he even looks up into the source, shading his eyes the best he can, mesmerized
- >meanwhile, the succubus retreats from a safe distance, watching as the pool of light grows, enveloping imps and Hellhounds without harm, but singing sinners and demons, though the sinners eventually stop flailing around, and just allow the fire to burn on them, their monstrous forms becoming more and more human-like
- >noticing that he's no longer backed to the wall, Gospel stops, shutting the Bible
- >the light immediately disappears, leaving behind dazed and surprised imps, relieved and less monstrous-looking sinners, and charred demons, who quickly high-tail it out of there
- >the demoness, perturbed, watches as the faux-devil puts away his Bible, and moves on with a stride
- >"Can't believe I nearly fucked a priest..." she mutters, before stomping on the ground, angrily shouting "GOD DAMN IT I WAS SO CLOSE!"
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- Nah not "lewd" enough
- >"Im gonna enjoy breaking you."
- >Gospel grabs her hand and holds it
- "And after that we can settle down in a house with a white picket fence, and we can have so many children! Oh that would be lovely, missionary with full eye contact and the lights on!"
- >The devil looks shocked and pulls her hand away
- >"Holy shit! Fuck that get away from me you sick fuck!"
- >Gospel watches her run away like a bat out of hell and groans
- "I wish i didn't have to embarrass myself like that."
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