azure/sol ramble fat condy/mom/rose misc

Solaris Knight: Why even is it either thun condy
Solaris Knight: Or NOT a immobile blob of sheer woman Condy

azureangelic: im partial to the middle ground because theres something delicious about a condy who barges into rooms with her bulk, massive hips swaying as she waddles to and fro her royal duties, servants being knocked out of the way if they don't take a step backwards before bowing simply due to the wetsuited mass of lady lard that takes no prisoners as it's owner asserts her dominance merely by flaunting her obscene frame and thankfully-metaphorically room-filling presence

Solaris Knight: Theres somehting to be said of a woman so large in presence and fat that she doens't even need to move to be threatening
Solaris Knight: :P
azureangelic: but if she doesn't move she can't put her size to good use by literally pushing around her hapless underlings
Solaris Knight: She has her trident for thast

azureangelic: the fact that she can still move is as surpising as the fact that her wetsuit still clings to her clammy, smooth grey skin, considering how much of her there is to fill the poor overstetched outfit and weigh her down
Solaris Knight: I like her nude too :3
azureangelic: but if she doesnt have her wetsuit what will she almost burst out of every time her colossal rump crashes down onto the woefully underprepaired dersite throne

azureangelic: also i like the womanly bend to fat condy as opposed to fat kids/trolls
Solaris Knight: I sgree
Solaris Knight: Same for every ancestor/guardian

azureangelic: because really the best thing about fat mom/adult!roxy is her being a grown classy lady who knows just how to throw her weight around to get what she wants from her partner
Solaris Knight: I agree wholeheartedly
azureangelic: (for bonus points include dad/mom and mom yanking dad by his tie to pull him into her motherly bosom and belt-straining belly to initiate tender lovings)

Solaris Knight: Yes, yes
Solaris Knight: Od course, as a baker, Dad did his own contribution to said pillowy curves, some would argue it was on purpose, but Mom could have refused his cakes, pies, cookies, and bars at any time, trifle and custard euqlay being eagerly demolished by her smirking mouth
azureangelic: he knows the best way to a woman's heart is through her stomach
azureangelic: especially when said stomach is the perfect centerpiece to a icing-coated kiss
Solaris Knight: mmhmm
azureangelic: a lot of this could apply to condy to but with less tender loving and more domination through adipose
azureangelic: the empress always tops :U

azureangelic: and of course for all the baked goods dad makes for mom he leaves plenty for rose, who takes after her mother's waistline and has an unsurprising habit of passive-aggressively hawking over her guardian's own relationship
Solaris Knight: hmmm
azureangelic: (john always gags when they kiss; rose mentally calculates what dad fed mom to loosen her up so much)

Solaris Knight: John of course takes after his proud papa in terms of enjoying Rose's michevious secondhand stuffing
azureangelic: rose isn't necessarily approving of his cuddliness, she just doesn't have a vested interest in stopping john when he absentmindedly starts kneading her tummy through her shirt or leans against her flabby shoulder
azureangelic: john always denies it even when rose is pretending to watch con-air with him over a recently-excavated grimoire and john is pretty much using her as a breathing, heated body pillow
azureangelic: also i just see it as rose and mom trading snarky passive-agressive jabs over their slowly growing weights and neither of them being willing to invest in a new wardrobe just to stick it to the other

azureangelic: john is way too amused by rose's belly poking out from her too-tight skirts and stretching top
azureangelic: prodding and squeezing at it while she tries to both ignore him and keep herself from smiling at his playfulness, only acknowledging his grabby hands when he gives her tum a deep, loving rub or his fingers manage to squeeze out an unmaskable belch that temporarily breaks her stoic facade and leaves john in a cheeky giggling fit