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- F1 Anon In Equestria Chapter 12
- >Bright.
- >That's the first thing you notice as you come out of your deep slumber. It's fucking bright as hell.
- "Ugh... dammit Celestia..."
- >The sun is 93 million miles away, but still has perfect aim to your retinas. Giving out an annoyed grunt, you roll over facing away from the window.
- >Who left the fucking curtains open?
- >You did dumbass. You're the only one in the room.
- >...
- >Shut the fuck up brain.
- >Wait... What time is it?
- >You groggily bring your attention to the clock on the end table next to your bed.
- >9:45 AM. Whew, still have plenty of time to get ready.
- >The race isn't until 2:00 PM. So you could sleep in.
- >The more you think about it though, the more that seems like a bad idea. There is still shit that needs to be done before hand.
- >Pre race driver meetings, interviews, autograph signings, etc. Busy day today.
- >Reluctantly you force yourself out of bed and head to the shower.
- >The track here provides personal rooms for every driver and crew member for the race weekend.
- >Think of a hotel in the middle of the facility. Convenient as fuck right?
- >Right, back home after every qualifying and practice session you would have to go all the way to a hotel miles away from the track.
- >It's definitely a nice change of pace. You can wake up, get ready, and just walk over to the garage instead of waiting in traffic on the way to the track itself.
- >Drying off from your shower, you reach for your Cloudsdale Weather team polo shirt and pants.
- >As you fit the shirt on, a familiar branding on the tag catches your attention.
- >"Made at Carousel Boutique"
- >The tags on your new firesuit say the same thing.
- >Rarity ended up scoring a deal with Celestia to fashion up the team shirts and the very expensive firesuits for each and every team.
- >That's how she was able to pay for four Arena seats for today's Grand Prix.
- >As you would've guessed, Tickets for these things are expensive as shit.
- >Those premium grandstand tickets you passed out for free at the party a month ago? 500 bits each.
- >Yeah, that'll put a dent in a wallet.
- >Rarity bought slightly less expensive ones at 350 each. But she still spent 1400 bits on herself, Fluttershy, Pinkie, and AJ.
- >But hey, shes making some serious money with this new deal. She can spend as much as she wants it looks like.
- >Just as soon as you get finished tying the laces on your shoes, there's a knock at your door accompanied by the voice of your teammate.
- >RD: "Hey you awake yet? I'm hungry."
- >Sounds like its time for breakfast.
- >Walking towards the door, you reply.
- "Hold on fatass, just got dressed."
- >Dash, wearing her team shirt as well, giggles and gives you a playful punch in the side as you exit your room.
- "Ow. What?" You say looking down at her with a cheeky smile.
- >RD: "You know exactly what, asshole! Anyway, They're serving food in one of the rooms at the race control building. Everyone is in there waiting for us."
- >Everyone being Rarity, Pinkie, Applejack, and Fluttershy.
- "The race control building? How were they able to get in there without pit passes?"
- >RD: "Being personal friends of the drivers have their perks, ya know?"
- >The both of you exit the hotel-like drivers quarters and head towards the control building situated next to pit lane. About a 5 minute walk away.
- >But before you can walk two feet forward from the doors, a mob of p0nies, griffons, and many other creatures crowd towards your position.
- >Impromptu autograph session in 3, 2, 1, Go!
- >They all surround you two with sheets of paper, die-cast cars, and photographs in hand/mouth/paw.
- >Taken aback only slightly, You both quickly pull out pens and get to signing.
- >These must be a group of your biggest fans, every one of them are decked out in Cloudsdale Weather apparel.
- >As you and Dash sign the first few items, she gives you an overwhelmed look. So you quickly notify the crowd that your kind of in a hurry.
- >It is race day after all.
- "Okay everyone, We can only sign a few more. we've got a prior engagement to take care of."
- >P0nies further back in the crowd give an audible groan of dissapointment. You hate doing that to your fans, but there's always next time.
- >Signing the last photo for a very enthusiastic muscular ...pegasus? You two head off.
- >Small wings on that p0ny. If he is one even.
- "Alright, enjoy the race everyone!"
- >The group cheer and exclaim good luck wishes for you two as you walk away.
- >"GO GET EM ANON!!!"
- >"I LOVE YOU RAINBOW DASH!!"
- >"YEAAAAAAUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!"
- >A bewildered Rainbow looks up to you as you both head towards race control.
- >RD: "Ah honashee..." *ptoo*
- >Dash spits out the pen she was holding.
- >RD: "I honestly didn't see that coming."
- "Better get used to it, you're famous now."
- >Finally reaching the Race Control center, you both walk up one flight of stairs and enter a large room housing VIP's and race officials.
- >Immediately after opening the door you are slapped in the face with one of the most amazing aromas to ever grace your presence.
- >There is a temporary buffet along the wall to the right as you walk in, displaying culinary delights from every corner of Equestria.
- >All of this for breakfast? Nice!
- >Walking up to the buffet you notice there is... Holy shit. Meat! Fuck yes! You've gone 5 months without it. The carnivore inside you is going crazy now that it's in front of you.
- >You both grab plates and start to pile on the food. Not too much though, still got a race to participate in.
- >A plate of steak and eggs with a side of veggies for you, Dash grabs up a standard salad and a few pastries for herself.
- >You see the others waving you over as you and Dash walk to their table with full plates.
- >Twilight got here from her room way before you guys did.
- "Morning everyp0ny!"
- >"Morning!" They all reply.
- >You and Dash take your seats at a round table on the other side of the room from the entrance.
- >Where you are sitting at said table faces you in the direction of large windows over looking the front straight.
- >Whoever sits here during the Grand Prix has front row center seats in air conditioning. You'd be envious if you weren't a driver.
- >RD: "You guys enjoying the day so far?"
- >AJ: "You bet! There is so much stuff tah do here."
- >FS: "They even have earplugs! Sweet, glorious earplugs."
- >Flutters is still not used to the engine noise apparently.
- *grumble*
- >The sound from your stomach elicits a small giggle from your friends here. Must be hungrier than you thought.
- >You cut into your steak, taking a juicy bite size bit into your mouth.
- >Hohohoho my god. Medium rare, the perfect way to prepare a cut of meat like this.
- >To your surprise, your friends aren't looking at you in shock.
- >Considering cows are sentient here, you'd expect them to at least be looking at you funny.
- "You guys don't mind this do you?"
- >TS: "What, you eating that? Not at all Anon. I figured you would be a carnivore by your teeth. Sharp canines are a dead giveaway."
- >Everyone nods in agreement.
- "So it doesn't scare you?"
- >"Nope." they all say.
- >With that you eagerly continue digging in, everyone else eating off their plates as well.
- >RA: "Oh those shirts you two have on look absolutely stunning if I do say so myself."
- "We have you to thank. Thinking about selling some more to our fans?"
- >RA: "Already have! Even some of the other teams apparel. Wonderbolts Racing shirts make up half of my income at the moment."
- >RD: "I might need to get me one of those."
- >Wat.
- "Seriously?"
- >RD: "What? Its the Wonderbolts were talking about here! I'll always be a fan of them even if were racing against em. I still dream of being in their flight demo team some day."
- >Once a Wonderbolts fangirl, always a Wonderbolts fangirl.
- >Finished with breakfast, you take a look at your watch. Its time to head out, got to get to a quick meeting with your sponsor to talk about a possible bonus.
- "See you guys after the race. And we'll see you on the grid Twi, Have fun guys!"
- >They all wave as you and Dash exit the room.
- >It's now 11:25 AM. This meeting has to be quick. As soon as your done talking with the Cloudsdale Weather spokesp0ny its straight to the garage to get the cars prepped.
- >You both walk up to an overhang with the Cloudsdale logo. This looks like the place.
- >"There you two are! How are you guys?"
- >You are greeted by a fairly middle age looking p0ny all dressed up in standard weather gear, This must be the guy.
- "Good. You wanted to talk to us about a possible bonus today right?"
- >"That would be me! Now I know you guys are busy so I'll cut right to the chase. Where do you think we want you to finish today?"
- >Oh gosh, I dunno. Seventh?
- "I'm guessing you want us to win."
- >"Precisely! We would love to see a one-two finish from you guys in today's Grand Prix. But I'll make it a bit easier for you. If the both of you can finish in the top 5, we'll throw in 5000 bits as a bonus to both of your race winnings."
- >Fucking nice. You'd be stupid not to take up that challenge.
- >RD "Awesome! thanks mister... uh.."
- >"Just call me Joe."
- "You wont be disappointed Joe."
- >JOE: "I better not be! Good luck today you two!"
- >Successful meeting out of the way, now to pit lane to get this thing started.
- "Everything looking good Twi?" you say as you strap on your helmet
- >You all are in the garage giving the cars a final check for today.
- TS: "Everything passed inspection with flying colors, tires are a little worn from qualifying but that's a given. Be careful off of the start line today. Both of you."
- >T-35 minutes till the start of the Grand Prix. The pit lane exit will be open in 5 minutes.
- >That's when you need to cover a reconnaissance lap and head to your position on the starting grid.
- >You and Dash are fully decked out in your fire suits and helmets, the pit crew getting the cars ready.
- >Just before you strap in to your machine, You suddenly hear the Grand Prix pre-race promo over the loud speakers outside.
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI51GSwpUsE
- *We're not P0nyville.*
- *We're not Fillydelphia.*
- *And we're certainly not Canterlot*
- *In Baltimare, we do things differently.*
- *Which suits us fine.*
- >The home crowd cheers at that line.
- *It means we don't follow.*
- *We lead.*
- *We don't go by the rules. We make our own*
- *And we don't worry as much about convention as we do about defying it*
- *The Formula 1 Baltimare Grand Prix is coming*
- >The stands loudly erupt in the biggest uproar you've heard all weekend.
- >...
- >...That promo sounded oddly familiar...
- >T-30 minutes till the start.
- >A horn sounds signaling that pit lane is now open. Everyone heads out of their respective garages in the order of qualifying.
- >Short loud revs fill the air as a slow moving convoy of multicolored racing machines exit pit lane, causing yet another eruption from the stands.
- >You radio over to your team mate to get her ready for today. Shits about to get hectic.
- "Rainbow do you read me?"
- >RD: "Roger that"
- "You ready for this?"
- >RD: "Do you even need to ask? If I wasn't ready I wouldn't be here in this car right now."
- "That's what I like to hear. Just remember our training. Good luck out there."
- >RD: "Same to you. I uh... nevermind."
- >Hmm. odd.
- ----
- >Coming up to the starting line, you get yourself in position on the starting grid.
- >Starting P2 today, so you're on the right side of the straightaway, giving you a perfect opportunity to get on the inside of Thunderlane's black #9 machine going into the sharp right hander of turn 1.
- >As a refresher, here is the starting grid for the Grand Prix. Odd numbers are on the outside of the row, even numbers on the inside. The track is run in a clockwise direction.
- -Row 1
- 1. Thunderlane
- 2. Anonymous
- -Row 2
- 3. Rainbow Dash
- 4. Soarin
- -Row 3
- 5. Cloud Chaser
- 6. Octavia
- -Row 4
- 7. Spitfire
- 8. Aloe
- -Row 5
- 9. Lotus
- 10. Vinyl Scratch - -5 grid penalty from 5th
- -Row 6
- 11. Blossomforth
- 12. Flitter
- >T-15 minutes till the start, another horn sounds signaling that pit lane is now closed until the start.
- >Every teams crew climbs over the pit wall and heads to their respective cars.
- >Immediately you are put up on jacks and tire warmers are placed on the tires in order to conserve some heat at the start.
- >Twilight looks over both cars attentively. Making sure there is nothing out of place.
- >With these cars as aerodynamically sensitive as they are, nothing can be in the way of airflow.
- >Closing your eyes, you allow yourself one final chance to relax. You're gonna need it.
- ----
- >T-1 minute.
- >The last 14 minutes have gone by like a blur. Deep thought overtaking your being as you sit with eyes closed in the marvel of engineering that is your open wheel racer.
- >The sudden jerk of engine ignition was what brought you out of your state of mind.
- >Tire warmers removed, car lowered to the ground, helmet visor shut, engine shifted into first. Yours being the first to do so on the grid.
- >To your left is Thunderlane, his car ready to make the one last recon lap before the main start.
- >In your mirrors you catch Rainbows machine lowered to the racing surface. You see that signature mean look in her eyes before she confidently and swiftly closes her visor.
- >Directly behind you is Soarin. Like you didn't need anymore pressure today.
- >By far the coolest head on the grid. He hasn't made a single costly mistake in either the 3 months of testing or this race weekend.
- >T-15 seconds, every crew member leaves the track surface to make way for the standard recon lap.
- >You stare at the start lights hanging above the track awaiting the signal.
- >Just then, two green lights are displayed before the entire grid. Everyone smoothly letting go of their clutches to start the one recon lap around EquineRing.
- >You quickly start your own standard tire warm-up procedure by weaving left and right, enhancing the friction on each tire.
- >Many others follow your lead down the front straight eventually heading into turn one.
- ----
- >Halfway around the recon lap, Dash unexpectedly chimes in on the radio. Her tone for some reason, somber almost.
- >RD: "Anon... There's something Iv'e been wanting to tell you, for a while now actually. I know you might think this is bad timing, but I wanna get this out if and before one of us gets hurt... badly... today or the next 2 races.... I want you to know that I kinda l-"
- "Save it."
- >With two simple words you stop whatever that was dead in its tracks.
- >Where in the hell did that come from? What was she gonna say?
- >The fucking Grand Prix starts in literally less than 30 seconds. You don't have time to think about that now.
- >It sounded like she was about to...
- >FUCKING FOCUS DAM-.
- >A violent shock forces the car upwards as you unknowingly hit the large chicane curb directly with your right front tire.
- >Because of the rigid suspension, all four tires are off of the ground for a split second. The car tossing you about as you land. Ow.
- >So much for staying in focus.
- >Luckiest driver on the grid, you come away with no damage what so ever after going over a speed bump from hell at 55+ mph.
- >RD: "sorry..."
- >Yep, she saw that. Fuck, this Grand Prix is gonna be harder than you wanted it to be.
- >Forget about it. Just forget about it dude...
- >Was she going to-?
- >GOD DAMMIT UUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH.
- >Down the front straight, the car responds to your sudden outburst in the form of a short controlled burnout as you floor the throttle in anger. You scream in between your teeth along with the engine as it hits 18,000 rpm.
- >The rage maybe a bit much right now. But getting thrown about in the car like that, plus the fact that you cant focus on the race at the moment kind of set off a wave of anger through you.
- >Laying off of the throttle, you allow yourself to breathe once more.
- >Ah... that felt good.
- >The car makes its way to grid position #2. No crew members on the grid any longer. Just you and 11 other drivers. Each looking for the exact same thing at the end of the day. Victory.
- >A drone of engine noise makes its way through the air as each vehicle is in their respective grid positions, each idling at 6000 rpms.
- >The start lights above the track have the drivers, the spectators, and the TV viewers full undivided attention.
- I I I I
- I I I I
- •I I I I
- >This is it.
- >As soon as that light displayed itself, the grid screams in power, each car and driver alike chomping at the bit to get going.
- •I•I I I
- •I•I•I I
- •I•I•I•I
- >A crescendo arises from the stands as what everyp0ny has been waiting for is merely seconds away.
- >Right foot ready to bury the throttle, you prepare yourself to give your all in every lap and every corner for the next hour and a half.
- •I•I•I•I•
- •I•I•I•I•
- •I•I•I•I•
- I I I I
- End part 1
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