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Lord_Bowser

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  1. <turb> i found deermans house tonight
  2. 4:59 PM <Lord_Bowser> where
  3. 5:00 PM <@shoutmon> whats deerman
  4. 5:00 PM <Lord_Bowser> killing game meme
  5. 5:00 PM ⇐ turb quit (turb@457-59-420-981.phnx.qwest.net) Read error: Connection reset by peer
  6. 5:00 PM <@shoutmon> shoulda been goatman
  7. 5:01 PM <Borp> *boatman
  8. 5:01 PM <Weasel> *stoatman
  9. 5:01 PM <Lord_Bowser> but 22 that'd involve carving a stuffed goat head
  10. 5:01 PM <Lord_Bowser> you wouldnt want that would you
  11. 5:02 PM <@shoutmon> i dont understand why i would disliked a carved anything?
  12. 5:03 PM <Lord_Bowser> it would involve abusing a goat really
  13. 5:03 PM <@shoutmon> ???
  14. 5:04 PM <@shoutmon> what are you carving it out of
  15. 5:04 PM <Lord_Bowser> a stuffed goat head because deerman was made from a stuffed deer head
  16. 5:05 PM <@shoutmon> like a hunting trophy?
  17. 5:05 PM <Lord_Bowser> yes
  18. 5:05 PM <@shoutmon> then where does the carving come in
  19. 5:06 PM <Lord_Bowser> it was carved open with a knife into a mask
  20. 5:06 PM <Lord_Bowser> which was the deerman costume
  21. 5:06 PM <Lord_Bowser> ask turb
  22. 5:06 PM <@shoutmon> oh
  23. 5:06 PM <Lord_Bowser> he walked around in that
  24. 5:06 PM <Lord_Bowser> literally just that
  25. 5:06 PM <Lord_Bowser> he was naked otherwise
  26. 5:06 PM <@shoutmon> so turb made a fursuit head
  27. 5:07 PM <Lord_Bowser> basically
  28. 5:08 PM <@shoutmon> wow
  29. 5:08 PM <Lord_Bowser> some other fun things were;
  30. 5:08 PM <@shoutmon> what does a naked duplighost look like
  31. 5:08 PM <@shoutmon> im going to ask him that when he comes back
  32. 5:08 PM <Lord_Bowser> mcd cooked freakworld's dead body on the stove
  33. 5:09 PM <Lord_Bowser> perch slam-dunked roy's body into the graveyard
  34. 5:09 PM <Koishi_Chaomeiji> i was aiming for his open grave
  35. 5:09 PM <Koishi_Chaomeiji> i missed :(
  36. 5:09 PM <@shoutmon> did mcd vore freakworld
  37. 5:09 PM <@shoutmon> thats terrible
  38. 5:09 PM <Lord_Bowser> no he just tossed him into another room
  39. 5:09 PM <@mcd> ofc not
  40. 5:10 PM <@mcd> on night 2 i told everyone death grips were coming to the party
  41. 5:11 PM <Lord_Bowser> oh, also
  42. 5:11 PM <Lord_Bowser> ninelevendo cut off his own hand for a very poorly construed attempt to frame someone
  43. 5:12 PM <@shoutmon> good job?
  44. 5:12 PM <Lord_Bowser> it didnt work
  45. 5:12 PM <Lord_Bowser> at all
  46. 5:12 PM <Borp> wouldn't a naked duplighost just be a floating pair of eyes
  47. 5:12 PM <@mcd> lol
  48. 5:13 PM <@mcd> who was he trying to frame
  49. 5:13 PM <Lord_Bowser> i don't even remember anymore
  50. 5:13 PM <Lord_Bowser> shoey i think
  51. 5:13 PM <@shoutmon> i dunno we have to wait for tubr to come back
  52. 5:13 PM <Lord_Bowser> oh oh shoey
  53. 5:13 PM <Lord_Bowser> shoey was amazing
  54. 5:14 PM <Lord_Bowser> he counted sand for us when no one else would
  55. 5:14 PM <Lord_Bowser> and found swords for us too
  56. 5:14 PM <Lord_Bowser> perch murdered him in his prime
  57. 5:14 PM <Lord_Bowser> it was tragic
  58. 5:14 PM <Koishi_Chaomeiji> i didn't mean too
  59. 5:14 PM <Koishi_Chaomeiji> *to
  60. 5:14 PM <Koishi_Chaomeiji> i just shot whoever was there
  61. 5:15 PM <@shoutmon> i dont think that defence would hold up in court
  62. 5:17 PM <Lord_Bowser> 22 how are you today
  63. 5:17 PM <@shoutmon> tired
  64. 5:17 PM <Lord_Bowser> me too
  65. 5:18 PM → turb joined (turb@457-59-420-981.phnx.qwest.net)
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