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Xander & Selkie parent/child

Jun 13th, 2018
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  1. C-support
  2. Selkie: [smiling] Hey, Papa? Can I ask you a weird question?
  3. Xander: [standard, sweat] Of course.
  4. Selkie: What’s it like NOT being a kitsune?
  5. Selkie: [frown] Like, what do you do when you feel like running really fast?
  6. Selkie: [smiling] Is that why you ride a horse?
  7. Selkie: [frown] Is that really as fun as running, though? ‘Cause horses can be really slow, and they get tired soooo easily!
  8. Selkie: [pain] And they’re so bumpy and easy to fall off!
  9. Xander: [smiling, sweat] I can’t say I’ve ever found simply running to be particularly enjoyable.
  10. Selkie: [confused] Really? It’s like in my top ten of favourite games!
  11. Selkie: [smiling] What’s your favourite, then?
  12. Xander: [sweat, standard] My favourite games?
  13. Selkie: Yeah! You’ve been alive basically forever, so you must have some great ones!
  14. Xander: [pain] … I can’t say that I do.
  15. Selkie: [pain] What?
  16. Xander: [standard, sweat] Perhaps you could ask Elise-
  17. Selkie: [angry] No, I’m asking you!
  18. Selkie: Is it a secret? Or a boy thing?
  19. Xander: Nothing like that. I simply don’t have the time for play.
  20. Selkie: [pain] That’s awful!
  21. Selkie: [smiling] Don’t worry, Papa! We’ll just have to play every single game until we find your favourite!
  22. Xander: [pain, sweat] Every…single…
  23. Selkie: Just you wait, this’ll be a blast!
  24.  
  25. B-support
  26. Selkie: [smiling] Alright, who’s ready to play?
  27. Xander: [pain, sweat] …I suppose I am?
  28. Selkie: You are indeed!
  29. Selkie: Now, which of these do you wanna start with?
  30. Xander: [standard, sweat] That’s quite a list.
  31. Selkie: [big smile] This is the short version! I already filtered out all the games I’m pretty sure you’d need to be a kitsune to enjoy.
  32. Selkie: It’s subdivided by location, see! So these are games for camp, these are for rivers and lakes, these are for forests…
  33. Xander: [smiling, sweat] You’re very organised about this.
  34. Selkie: I know my audience!
  35. Xander: Well, why don’t we start with… squirrel swarm?
  36. Selkie: Ooh, great choice, Papa! Okay, so, you’re definitely going to want to ditch your armour for this one…
  37. [fade to black]
  38. Selkie: [big smile] Whew! That was awesome!
  39. Selkie: Okay, okay, what next?
  40. Xander: [pain, sweat] (How can she still have energy?)
  41. Xander: (I can barely even stand…)
  42. Selkie: [pain] We’re not done already, are we? We only played seven games…
  43. Xander: [smiling, sweat] I just remembered, there is a game I like.
  44. Selkie: [smiling] Really? What do you do? Run, swim, climb?
  45. Xander: None of those. Just sit.
  46. Selkie: [pain, sweat] …That doesn’t sound like a very fun game.
  47. Xander: It’s played on a board. Chess.
  48. Xander: Come, I’ll show you. And if you don’t like it, we can continue through your list tomorrow.
  49. Xander: [pain, sweat] (Assuming I live that long.)
  50. Selkie: [smiling] Okay! So is it like darts, or arm wrestling?
  51. Xander: [smiling, sweat] It’s a game of strategy. And quiet contemplation.
  52. Selkie: [pain] That’s not really stuff I’m good at.
  53. Xander: No-one is good at things straight away.
  54. Selkie: [standard, sweat] I’ll give it a try…
  55.  
  56. A-support
  57. [Xander alone]
  58. Xander: Selkie?
  59. [exit Xander, enter Selkie and Leo]
  60. Leo: [frown] Unbelievable.
  61. Selkie: [smiling] Got you! Ha!
  62. Selkie: That’s what you get for going easy on me!
  63. Leo: [smirk] I won’t be so kind next time.
  64. Selkie: [big smile] And I still won’t lose! Bye, Uncle Leo!
  65. [exit Leo]
  66. Xander: [smiling, sweat] It seems you’re a natural.
  67. Selkie: [smiling, blushing] Aww, you think?
  68. Xander: [smiling] Leo usually wins even when he tries to go easy.
  69. Selkie: Do you and him play a lot?
  70. Xander: Not any more. To be honest, teaching you was the first game I’d played in quite some time.
  71. Selkie: [frown] But I thought this was one of the games you liked!
  72. Xander: It is, but I rarely have time.
  73. Selkie: But- it doesn’t even take that long!
  74. Xander: [frown] Even so, it’s time I should be-
  75. Selkie: [frown] Papa! From now on, we’re gonna play together every single day!
  76. Selkie: There’s ALWAYS time to have fun! Otherwise what’s the point of doing anything?
  77. Xander: [frown, sweat] Every single day?
  78. Selkie: [big smile] Mmhmm! When it’s sunny, we can play outside, and when it’s rainy, we can play chess!
  79. Selkie: Or both! Both is good!
  80. Xander: Selkie, you must have noticed I’m not particularly…skilled at your games.
  81. Selkie: [smiling] Nope, but you laughed a whole lot! Like… three times! Which is a lot for you.
  82. Xander: [pain] Surely that’s an exaggeration.
  83. Selkie: [standard] It’s not. You’re really, really bad at having fun.
  84. Selkie: [smiling] But I’m here to help!
  85. Xander: Is this really so important to you?
  86. Selkie: [angry] Of course! I love you, so I want you to be happy!
  87. Selkie: [smiling] And playing is the quickest way to feel happy, so…
  88. Xander: [smiling, sweat] I see. I suppose a few minutes out wouldn’t hurt.
  89. Selkie: You’ll wanna put aside at least an hour.
  90. Selkie: [big smile] Now, c’mon, it’s time for today’s game! You’ve got swimming clothes, right? I’ll meet you by the spring!
  91. [exit Selkie]
  92. Xander: [pain, sweat] … What fun.
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