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- >Day shitpost in Equestria
- >Wake up to alarm
- >Shit, shave, shower, dress, shit again
- >Sit down and pour yourself a bowl of delicious and nutritious Frosted Flakes
- >Hear knock at your door
- >Right on time
- "Come on in Fluttershy!"
- >"My name's not Fluttershy."
- "Rainbow Dash?"
- >"Yep!"
- "What are you doing here?"
- >"I want to cum inside you, Anonymous."
- "But you don't have a dick."
- >"Yes I do. Twilight gave me one."
- "I don't want to be cummed inside."
- >"Too bad."
- >You grab a steak knife and walk over to your front door.
- "You're a crazy mare."
- >"I'm not a mare, I'm a stallion. Gender is merely a social contruct."
- "Right."
- >You open your door and point the knife at Rainbow Dash...
- >Who is INCREDIBLY fat.
- "When did you get so fat?"
- >"I'm not fat, weight is a social construct too."
- "Give me a reason not to cut you."
- >Suddenly Rainbow's stomach unzipped and Fluttershy fell out.
- >"Is getting raped by feminazi Futadash your fetish Anon?"
- "No, now go away."
- >"Fine."
- >Fucking Fluttershy...
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