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  1. [2018-10-07 23:33] [user]F u[/user]: [sub]Ms. Roberu~[/sub]
  2. [2018-10-07 23:34] [user]Roberu[/user]: [sub]Mr. Fu.[/sub]
  3. [2018-10-07 23:34] [user]Hatzoomei[/user] has left the channel.
  4. [2018-10-07 23:35] [user]F u[/user]: Ms. Roberu!!
  5. [2018-10-07 23:36] [user]Roberu[/user]: [sub]I'm standing [b]right here[/b], Mr. Fu, you do not need to exclaim my name with such a volume.[/sub]
  6. [2018-10-07 23:37] *[user]Saibagirl[/user] LOUD NOISES! o3o .... hi
  7. [2018-10-07 23:37] [user]F u[/user]: Nnnooo, I do not, but I wanted to do it anyways, because you're about to get carried off by-
  8. [2018-10-07 23:38] *[user]Roberu[/user] [b]ducks[/b] right in time for the winged hyena to swoop over her head and latch instead onto Fu's face.
  9. [2018-10-07 23:38] [user]Saiyan Princess[/user]: Aren't you two, like, dating?
  10. [2018-10-07 23:38] [user]Colossal Cus[/user] is now Idle.
  11. [2018-10-07 23:39] *[user]F u[/user] is carried off through the ceiling...
  12. [2018-10-07 23:39] *[user]Saiyan Princess[/user] doesn't seem to care that Fu is now being kidnapped by a winged hyena. In fact, she seems amused by it. Serves him right.
  13. [2018-10-07 23:39] *[user]Roberu[/user] almost gets her hopes up that he'll be gone for a while. But she knows better, taking a large step to the side because she anticipates his return via portal a little too close to her side.
  14. [2018-10-07 23:41] *[user]F u[/user] [sub]has been gone... for a full eight seconds longer than he usually is! GASP![/sub]
  15. [2018-10-07 23:41] *[user]Shroom[/user] takes a moment to give Roberu's right butt cheek a feel as she [sub][b]largely sidesteps into him suddenly being there.[/b][/sub] "So you're the [b]paperwork[/b] babe, huh?.."
  16. [2018-10-07 23:41] [user]Xetemos[/user] has logged out.
  17. [2018-10-07 23:41] [user]Roberu[/user]: [sub]That depends on your given definition of 'dating'. If you mean ascertaining the age of certain-[/sub]
  18. [2018-10-07 23:42] *[user]Shroom[/user] pat pat pat
  19. [2018-10-07 23:42] [user]Xetemos[/user] has logged in.
  20. [2018-10-07 23:42] *[user]Roberu[/user] [b]stabs her wand into his nose. USES EXPLODEY MAGIC.[/b]
  21. [2018-10-07 23:43] *[user]Saiyan Princess[/user] is glad she hurt him because she was going to hit him if Roberu didn't. "No. Dating. Like making smoochy faces at each other and stuff."
  22. [2018-10-07 23:44] *[user]F u[/user] [sub]Thiirtty seconds longer[/sub]
  23. [2018-10-07 23:45] *[user]Shroom[/user] [b]SNEEZES IN HER FACE AND VANISHES! [/b] He appears next to her other side rubbing his nose with one hand, scythe clutched in the other. "WHEW! I like a babe with some [b]spark[/b] to her... Papers and spark.. Yeah.. You're a [b]fun one[/b].. Uh.. I should really stop the bleedin' here.."
  24. [2018-10-07 23:46] [user]Dante Draco[/user] has logged in.
  25. [2018-10-07 23:47] *[user]F u[/user] [sub]SIXTY SECONDS[/sub]
  26. [2018-10-07 23:48] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: Bleeding isnt fun when its you, bad man
  27. [2018-10-07 23:48] *[user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user] she tsks at Shroom
  28. [2018-10-07 23:49] *[user]Roberu[/user] sanitizes her face with some MAGIC. Twice. Then a third time. Then sets her wand back in its holster. Faces Shroom... and looks him straight in the eye. But her hands, they play a tune of sweet melody... across a large stack of papers. Swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh- the papers are in a blur, her hand an untraceable streak of motion and inking until-
  29. [2018-10-07 23:49] [user]Roberu[/user]: I'll see you in court, Mr. Shroom.
  30. [2018-10-07 23:49] *[user]Roberu[/user] gives him several hundred pages of litigation against his person.
  31. [2018-10-07 23:50] [user]Mordikai[/user] has left the channel.
  32. [2018-10-07 23:50] [user]Salvega[/user] has left the channel.
  33. [2018-10-07 23:50] [user]Mordikai[/user] has joined the channel.
  34. [2018-10-07 23:50] [user]Moriyah[/user] has left the channel.
  35. [2018-10-07 23:50] [user]Roberu[/user]: I have already created triplicate copies, so there's no point in attempting to shred that, by the way.
  36. [2018-10-07 23:51] [user]Moriyah[/user] has joined the channel.
  37. [2018-10-07 23:51] [user]Roberu[/user]: I will also lodge a formal complaint to your [b]colleague.[/b]
  38. [2018-10-07 23:51] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: [sub]Oh shes good...I like her...death by trial[/sub]
  39. [2018-10-07 23:52] [user]Roberu[/user]: Also, that is primarily just the index of charges I will be filing. If you want the full documentation, I can provide it. [sub]The truck rental will be out of your pocket, however.[/sub]
  40. [2018-10-07 23:52] *[user]F u[/user]
  41.  
  42. [b]THROOM[/b].
  43.  
  44. To add injury to insult, Shroom is shortly crushed by a massive cage full of winged hyenas. Fu's standing victoriously top of it, scuffing his hands together!
  45. [2018-10-07 23:53] [user]F u[/user]: That takes care of that!
  46. [2018-10-07 23:53] *[user]Shroom[/user] just stares.. [sub]mostly at Roberu's chest, really.[/sub] The Demon God snerks, stuffs two wads of tissue up his nose and gives Rhoswen a wink. "Shred the papers? Naw.. Roberuni, I'd usually smoke 'em buuut.. I got a [b]friend[/b] who loves this stuff.. These ain't my sort of papers.." [b]Woooosh[/b] With a wave of his scythe, Mayo's desk now has a new workload. "Now then.. Papers asiiiii--[sub]WHATTHEHELLISGOINGONHERE?![/sub]"
  47. [2018-10-07 23:53] *[user]Shroom[/user] [b]CRUSHED[/b]
  48. [2018-10-07 23:55] [user]Roberu[/user]: ....
  49. [2018-10-07 23:55] *[user]F u[/user] NOW takes his place too close to Roberu's side, sighing at his handiwork!
  50. [2018-10-07 23:55] *[user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user] arches a brow when he winks at her and laughs
  51. [2018-10-07 23:56] [user]F u[/user]: Heeey!-- [sub]You seem upset...[/sub]
  52. [2018-10-07 23:56] *[user]Roberu[/user] uses a swish of her wand to clean Shroom's blood off her expensive boot. [sub]Adds property damage to the charges.[/sub]
  53. [2018-10-07 23:56] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: Oh...oh no you didnt, [sub]if i have to hear about this im coming after your ass[/sub]
  54. [2018-10-07 23:56] [user]F u[/user]: W-wha?! Did I miss something cool?!
  55. [2018-10-07 23:57] [user]Roberu[/user]: No, you did not.
  56. [2018-10-07 23:58] *[user]Roberu[/user] steps away from Fu.
  57. [2018-10-07 23:58] *[user]Shroom[/user] grunts.. from behind Rhoswen, rubbing the back of his neck with a scowl. "Yanno.. I've had enough damn [b]teleportin'[/b] for one day.. [sub]More than enough..[/sub]" He leers at Rhoswen.. [b]cheeky grin![/b] "Any babe who wants my ass is welcome to try~"
  58. [2018-10-07 23:59] [user]F u[/user]: B-but my hunch is telling me I did! Darn...
  59. [2018-10-07 23:59] [user]F u[/user]: ... oh, hello Shroom!
  60. [2018-10-07 23:59] *[user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user] narrows her eyes at Shroom and then smiles sweetly with that cherub face
  61. [2018-10-07 23:59] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: Oh honey I dont think you could handle me
  62. [2018-10-07 23:59] [user]Catboy Burglar[/user] has logged in.
  63. [2018-10-07 23:59] [user]Roberu[/user]: [sub]You missed something... 'most uncool', as the hip persons say.[/sub]
  64. [2018-10-07 23:59] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: [sub]my bite is far worse than my bark[/sub]
  65. [00:00] [user]Beelzebro[/user] has left the channel.
  66. [00:00] [user]Beelzebro[/user] has logged out.
  67. [00:00] [user]Shroom[/user]: Hey Fu! That babe of yers is [b]a keeper![/b] Firm ass, firm words.. Great [b][i]spark...[/i][/b] [sub]..[i]Really firm ass with just that perfect bit of plush grip[/i][/sub]
  68. [00:00] [user]Colossal Cus[/user] has left the channel.
  69. [00:00] [user]Colossal Cus[/user] has logged out.
  70. [00:00] [user]F u[/user]: [sub]Uncool? .... huh?[/sub]
  71. [00:01] [user]Catboy Burglar[/user] has logged out.
  72. [00:02] *[user]Roberu[/user] adds more litigation.
  73. [00:02] *[user]Shroom[/user] snickers at Rhoswen, tongue running against his upper lip. "Oh babe.. handlin' and bites.. don't go threatenin' me with a good time.."
  74. [00:02] [user]Catboy Burglar[/user] has logged in.
  75. [00:02] [user]Vegeta-san[/user] has joined the channel.
  76. [00:02] [user]F u[/user]: [sub]WAIT YOU HAVE A DONKEY, MISS ROBERU[/sub]
  77. [00:02] [user]Roberu[/user]: I do not, Mr. Fu.
  78. [00:02] [user]Catboy Burglar[/user] is now Looking.
  79. [00:02] [user]Roberu[/user]: He is referring to the sexual assault and molestation which he performed on my person.
  80. [00:03] [user]Shroom[/user]: Fu... No.. this is what ya do.. to inspect babe ass
  81. [00:03] *[user]Shroom[/user] gooses Rhoswen
  82. [00:03] [user]F u[/user]: OH!
  83. [00:03] *[user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user] jerks and spins around to claw his face, nails lengthened
  84. [00:03] [user]F u[/user]: Okay...
  85. [00:03] [user]F u[/user]: Heeey, Shroom!
  86. [00:04] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: [b]Never unless I say so![/b]
  87. [00:04] [user]F u[/user]: ShroomShroom
  88. [00:04] *[user]Shroom[/user] turns as he's called.. getting clawed down the back with a [b]wider cheeky grin[/b].. "Yo Fu?"
  89. [00:05] *[user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user] places a brown recluse on his back and walks away while she can
  90. [00:05] [user]wolflover69[/user] has logged out.
  91. [00:05] [user]Kaelie the Majin[/user] has left the channel.
  92. [00:06] [user]F u[/user]: Do not [i]ever[/i] do anything to Ms. Roberu.
  93. [00:06] *[user]Shroom[/user] sends the spider to Beelzebub's left shoe. He'll find it in the morning.. if he's lucky.. or unlucky..
  94. [00:07] [user]Lucas Draconid[/user] has logged in.
  95. [00:07] [user]Shroom[/user]: So yer [b]exclusive?[/b].. That's what yer sayin'?
  96. [00:10] [user]F u[/user]: "What I'm saying is..." Fu
  97.  
  98. is in immediate range of Shroom suddenly.
  99.  
  100. [b]"Do not do anything to Ms. Roberu."[/b]
  101.  
  102. Aand back to where he was before! "Thazzit!"
  103. [00:11] [user]Gohan-[/user] has left the channel.
  104. [00:11] *[user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user] grins at Fu when he does that and leans over the counter there watching
  105. [00:11] *[user]Shroom[/user] [b]tensed[/b] at that close proximity to the point he gave an [b][sub]actual flinch of a cringe[/sub][/b] before he nodded. "Got it.."
  106. [00:12] [user]Shroom[/user]: Yanno.. for a fine babe, I'll even pay them fines comin' my way..
  107. [00:12] *[user]Shroom[/user] [sub]WILL SO REGRET THAT LATER[/sub]
  108. [00:12] [user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user]: Shes gonna stuff them down your throat
  109. [00:12] *[user]Demoness Rhoswen[/user] snags a slice of pizza and bties into it as she watches, twirling her scepter in one hand
  110. [00:13] [user]Shroom[/user]: [sub]Ya shouldn't use other babes to tempt me with a good time either when that babe is off-limits...[/sub]
  111. [00:15] [user]Roberu[/user]: [sub]Oh, I'm not suing for financial recompense. I've included the ancient Article VII, Section 59b of Demonic Law, an untouched footnote that has existed ever since Year 0 of the Demon Realm, to pursue demonic capital punishment when the number of charges exceeds three hundred standard legal pages.[/sub]
  112. [00:15] [user]Roberu[/user]: [sub]I'm up to six thousand seven hundred forty-two.[/sub]
  113. [00:16] [user]F u[/user]: [sub]Forty-three with some quality 'goods' I just planted![/sub]
  114. [00:16] [user]Son Goku -[/user] has joined the channel.
  115. [00:16] [user]Roberu[/user]: [sub]Mr. Fu, my charges are wholly legal and based off of solid evidence, not fabricated falsehoods.[/sub]
  116. [00:16] [user]Shroom[/user]: [sub]This is exactly why I do Mayo favors.. I can't handle that..[/sub] But damn you're really [b]very smart[/b]
  117. [00:17] [user]Roberu[/user]: Mr. Shroom. I am also enacting Article IXX on the two-thousand eighty-seventh charge, which dictates that there may be no legal representation outside of the directly involved parties.
  118. [00:18] [user]Roberu[/user]: [b]You do not have power of attorney.[/b]
  119. [00:18] [user]Roberu[/user]: [b]You cannot utilize the legal counsel of another.[/b]
  120. [00:19] [user]Shroom[/user]: ...I am gunna nod and pretend I understand that.
  121. [00:19] *[user]Shroom[/user] nods and pretends...
  122. [00:19] [user]Roberu[/user]: Very good, Mr. Shroom.
  123. [00:19] [user]Moriyah[/user] has left the channel.
  124. [00:20] [user]Mordikai[/user] has left the channel.
  125. [00:20] [user]Roberu[/user]: Mr. Fu.
  126. [00:20] [user]F u[/user]: [sub]What if he tries to plead Stupid, Ms. Roberu?[/sub]
  127. [00:20] [user]Roberu[/user]: [sub]There is no defense for stupid.[/sub]
  128. [00:20] [user]Francis Abrams[/user] has logged out.
  129. [00:20] [user]Francis Abrams[/user] has logged in.
  130. [00:20] [user]Francis Abrams[/user] is now Online.
  131. [00:20] [user]F u[/user]: [sub]Demon Realm![/sub]
  132. [00:21] [user]Shroom[/user]: Hey, at least I got insanity on my side.. [b]KEHEHEHEHE..[/b]
  133. [00:21] [user]Roberu[/user]: [sub]The legal system of the Demon Realm does not recognize mental or intellectual handicaps as valid defenses, because it recognizes that much of the Demon Realm is mentally or intellectually handicapped already.[/sub]
  134. [00:23] [user]F u[/user]: [sub]Daang, I really gotta spruce up my knowledge of the Demon Realm [s]considering it's kaput when I was growing up.[/s] You should show me places, Ms. Roberu~[/sub]
  135. [00:23] [user]Roberu[/user]: [sub]... it's really not that interesting, Mr. Fu.[/sub]
  136. [00:23] [user]Chazabelle[/user] has joined the channel.
  137. [00:23] [user]Chazabelle[/user] has left the channel.
  138. [00:23] [user]Puppetmaster Discord[/user] has logged out.
  139. [00:23] [user]F u[/user]: [sub]It's not? ... I'll take your word for it. The universe outside is much more exciting.[/sub]
  140. [00:23] [user]Chazabelle[/user] has joined the channel.
  141. [00:24] [user]F u[/user]: [sub]Full of some real knowledge~ AND SCIENCE![/sub]
  142. [00:24] [user]Shroom[/user]: I'm.. gunna pretend I got that too. But yeah! Show Fu places.. [b]somewhere[/b] it's [i]entertainin' when he's with [b]you[/b][/i]
  143. [00:24] [user]Shroom[/user]: Eh.. anyways.. duty calls! [sub]Gotta stop owin' so many damn favors...[/sub]
  144. [00:24] *[user]Shroom[/user] [b]SHHWWWSSHH[/b] with a slice of his scythe, he's gone!
  145. [00:24] [user]Chaya the Wild[/user] has left the channel.
  146. [00:25] [user]No 35[/user] has left the channel.
  147. [00:25] [user]F u[/user]: Goodbye, Shroom!
  148. [00:25] [user]Roberu[/user]: [sub]Seven thousand one hundred nineteen...[/sub]
  149. [00:26] [user]Chazabelle[/user] has left the channel.
  150. [00:27] [user]Saibagirl[/user] has left the channel.
  151. [00:27] [user]Roberu[/user]: But, yes, Mr. Fu. The Demon Realm is primarily magical. You will not find much [i]'science'[/i] except in the shops of lunatics and conspiracy theorists attempting to peddle things like wind-up watches and telescopes as 'mystically magicless articles of amazement and wonder'.
  152. [00:27] [user]F u[/user]: Mmm.... that's not terribly exciting..
  153. [00:27] [user]King Vegeta[/user] has joined the channel.
  154. [00:28] [user]F u[/user]: I like magic too, but ... I like the magic of science!
  155. [00:28] [user]F u[/user]: Anyway, uh...
  156. [00:29] [user]F u[/user]: Let me know if he ever bothers you again!
  157. [00:30] [user]Kazerius Kahn[/user] is now Looking: Heck with the ring, I'd rather put a crown on it.
  158. [00:31] [user]Roberu[/user]: I likely will not, Mr. Fu.
  159. [00:31] [user]F u[/user]: Mm. Okay. [i]Then I'll just keep an eye out.[/i]
  160. [00:33] [user]Roberu[/user]: As for why I originally came here... Mr. Fu, why did I receive a letter that said 'wE r gOnNA taek OVUR t3h YOniVorSE Bye the weigh' with a hyena-print in blood on the bottom?
  161. [00:33] [user]Roberu[/user]: There was also one addressed to my employer. It seems it was mailed to a lot of people across the universe.
  162. [00:34] [user]F u[/user]: THEY LEARNED HOW TO WRITE
  163. [00:34] [user]F u[/user]: HOOHOH THAT'S AWESOME
  164. [00:35] [user]Roberu[/user]: I believe one of your hyenas also urinated on my employer's door. Fortunately, I think he believes it to have been the work of 'duct-goblins'. [sub]I've already made his plan to eradicate them.[/sub]
  165. [00:36] [user]Roberu[/user]: [sub]Although I found no historical or arcane record of anything which could be described as a 'duct-goblin'.[/sub]
  166. [00:36] [user]F u[/user]: [sub]Well...[/sub]
  167. [00:36] [user]Kazerius Kahn[/user] is now Looking: Squish?
  168. [00:37] *[user]F u[/user] [sub]offers his shouldeer...[/sub] "I know a good place with tons of records and archives!~"
  169. [00:37] [user]Roberu[/user]: ... you keep records and archives in your shoulder?
  170. [00:37] [user]F u[/user]: Some, but I mean to take you somewhere, silly!
  171. [00:37] *[user]Roberu[/user] stares.
  172. [00:38] *[user]Roberu[/user] gets her Fuswatter ready in one hand.
  173. [00:38] *[user]Roberu[/user] tentatively touches his shoulder with the other.
  174. [00:38] *[user]F u[/user] [b]SHWWWPPPPPVANISH[/b]
  175. [00:38] *[user]Roberu[/user] [sub]adds 'magical travel whiplash' to Fu's pile of litigation.[/sub]
  176. [00:39] *[user]Roberu[/user] [sub]And time-cutting above the legal speed limit.[/sub]
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