NORMIES

ᶤ ʷᵃᶰᵗ ᵃˡˡ ʳᵉᵈᵈᶤᵗᶠᵃᵍ ᶰᵒʳᵐᶤᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵒᶠᶠ ᶠᵒʳᵉᵛᵉʳ. ᵗʰᶤˢ ᶤˢ ᶰᵒᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶤᶰᵍ ᵖˡᵃʸᵍʳᵒᵘᶰᵈ. ʷᵉ ᵈᵒ ᶰᵒᵗ ˢʰᵃʳᵉ ᵒᵘʳ ᶠᵉᵉˡˢ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵒ ˢᶜʳᵉᵉᶰᶜᵃᵖ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵍᵉᵗ ˡᵉ ᵘᵖᵇᵒᵃᵗˢ ʷᶤᵗʰ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃᶰᵈ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʳᵉᵗᵃʳᵈᵉᵈ ᶠʳᶤᵉᶰᵈˢ ᵒᶰ ᶠᵃᶜᵉᵇᵒᵒᵏ ᵃᶰᵈ ʳᵉᵈᵈᶤᵗ. ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶤᶰᵍ ᶜᵃᶰᶜᵉʳ. ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶤᶰᵍ ᶰᵒʳᵐᶤᵉˢ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᶠᵘᶰ ᵒᶠ ᵘˢ, ʰᵘʳᵗ ᵘˢ, ᵇᵘˡˡʸ ᵘˢ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵗʰᵉᶰ ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶤᶰᵍ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵘˢ ʰᵉʳᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵒᵘʳ ʰᵒᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵒ ᶤᵗ ᵃᵍᵃᶤᶰ?  ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶤᶰᵍ ᶰᵒ. ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵒᶠᶠ. ᶰᵒʳᵐᶤᵉˢ. ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵒᶠᶠ ᶰᵒʳᵐᶤᵉˢ ᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶤˡˡ ᶠᵃᶜᵉ ᶰᵒᵗ ᵒᶰᵉ ᵉˡˡᶤᵒᵗ, ᵇᵘᵗ ᵃᶰ ᵃʳᵐʸ  ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵒᶠᶠ ᶰᵒʳᵐᶤᵉˢ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵒᵘᵗ

Ｉ ＷＡＮＴ ＡＬＬ ＲＥＤＤＩＴＦＡＧ ＮＯＲＭＩＥＳ ＴＯ ＦＵＣＫ ＯＦＦ ＦＯＲＥＶＥＲ. ＴＨＩＳ ＩＳ ＮＯＴ ＹＯＵＲ ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ ＰＬＡＹＧＲＯＵＮＤ. ＷＥ ＤＯ ＮＯＴ ＳＨＡＲＥ ＯＵＲ ＦＥＥＬＳ ＦＯＲ ＹＯＵ ＴＯ ＳＣＲＥＥＮＣＡＰ ＡＮＤ ＧＥＴ ＬＥ ＵＰＢＯＡＴＳ ＷＩＴＨ ＹＯＵ ＡＮＤ ＹＯＵＲ ＲＥＴＡＲＤＥＤ ＦＲＩＥＮＤＳ ＯＮ ＦＡＣＥＢＯＯＫ ＡＮＤ ＲＥＤＤＩＴ. ＹＯＵ ＡＲＥ ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ ＣＡＮＣＥＲ. ＹＯＵ ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ ＮＯＲＭＩＥＳ ＭＡＫＥ ＦＵＮ ＯＦ ＵＳ, ＨＵＲＴ ＵＳ, ＢＵＬＬＹ ＵＳ ＡＮＤ ＴＨＥＮ ＹＯＵ ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ ＦＯＬＬＯＷ ＵＳ ＨＥＲＥ ＴＯ ＯＵＲ ＨＯＭＥ ＴＯ ＤＯ ＩＴ ＡＧＡＩＮ?  ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ ＮＯ. ＦＵＣＫ ＯＦＦ. ＮＯＲＭＩＥＳ. ＦＵＣＫ ＯＦＦ ＮＯＲＭＩＥＳ ＯＲ ＹＯＵ ＷＩＬＬ ＦＡＣＥ ＮＯＴ ＯＮＥ ＥＬＬＩＯＴ, ＢＵＴ ＡＮ ＡＲＭＹ  ＦＵＣＫ ＯＦＦ ＮＯＲＭＩＥＳ ＧＥＴ ＯＵＴ ＧＥＴ ＯＵＴ ＧＥＴ ＯＵＴ ＧＥＴ ＯＵＴ ＧＥＴ ＯＵＴ ＧＥＴ ＯＵＴ ＧＥＴ ＯＵＴ


ⓘ ⓦⓐⓝⓣ ⓐⓛⓛ ⓡⓔⓓⓓⓘⓣⓕⓐⓖ ⓝⓞⓡⓜⓘⓔⓢ ⓣⓞ ⓕⓤⓒⓚ ⓞⓕⓕ ⓕⓞⓡⓔⓥⓔⓡ. ⓣⓗⓘⓢ ⓘⓢ ⓝⓞⓣ ⓨⓞⓤⓡ ⓕⓤⓒⓚⓘⓝⓖ ⓟⓛⓐⓨⓖⓡⓞⓤⓝⓓ. ⓦⓔ ⓓⓞ ⓝⓞⓣ ⓢⓗⓐⓡⓔ ⓞⓤⓡ ⓕⓔⓔⓛⓢ ⓕⓞⓡ ⓨⓞⓤ ⓣⓞ ⓢⓒⓡⓔⓔⓝⓒⓐⓟ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓖⓔⓣ ⓛⓔ ⓤⓟⓑⓞⓐⓣⓢ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓨⓞⓤ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓨⓞⓤⓡ ⓡⓔⓣⓐⓡⓓⓔⓓ ⓕⓡⓘⓔⓝⓓⓢ ⓞⓝ ⓕⓐⓒⓔⓑⓞⓞⓚ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓡⓔⓓⓓⓘⓣ. ⓨⓞⓤ ⓐⓡⓔ ⓕⓤⓒⓚⓘⓝⓖ ⓒⓐⓝⓒⓔⓡ. ⓨⓞⓤ ⓕⓤⓒⓚⓘⓝⓖ ⓝⓞⓡⓜⓘⓔⓢ ⓜⓐⓚⓔ ⓕⓤⓝ ⓞⓕ ⓤⓢ, ⓗⓤⓡⓣ ⓤⓢ, ⓑⓤⓛⓛⓨ ⓤⓢ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓣⓗⓔⓝ ⓨⓞⓤ ⓕⓤⓒⓚⓘⓝⓖ ⓕⓞⓛⓛⓞⓦ ⓤⓢ ⓗⓔⓡⓔ ⓣⓞ ⓞⓤⓡ ⓗⓞⓜⓔ ⓣⓞ ⓓⓞ ⓘⓣ ⓐⓖⓐⓘⓝ?  ⓕⓤⓒⓚⓘⓝⓖ ⓝⓞ. ⓕⓤⓒⓚ ⓞⓕⓕ. ⓝⓞⓡⓜⓘⓔⓢ. ⓕⓤⓒⓚ ⓞⓕⓕ ⓝⓞⓡⓜⓘⓔⓢ ⓞⓡ ⓨⓞⓤ ⓦⓘⓛⓛ ⓕⓐⓒⓔ ⓝⓞⓣ ⓞⓝⓔ ⓔⓛⓛⓘⓞⓣ, ⓑⓤⓣ ⓐⓝ ⓐⓡⓜⓨ  ⓕⓤⓒⓚ ⓞⓕⓕ ⓝⓞⓡⓜⓘⓔⓢ ⓖⓔⓣ ⓞⓤⓣ ⓖⓔⓣ ⓞⓤⓣ ⓖⓔⓣ ⓞⓤⓣ ⓖⓔⓣ ⓞⓤⓣ ⓖⓔⓣ ⓞⓤⓣ ⓖⓔⓣ ⓞⓤⓣ ⓖⓔⓣ ⓞⓤⓣ


' ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵃˡˡ ʳᵉᵈᵈ'ᵗfᵃᵍ ⁿºʳᵐ'ᵉˢ ᵗº fᵘͨᵏ ºff fºʳᵉᵛᵉʳ. ᵗʰ'ˢ 'ˢ ⁿºᵗ ʸºᵘʳ fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿᵍ ᵖˡᵃʸᵍʳºᵘⁿᵈ. ʷᵉ ᵈº ⁿºᵗ ˢʰᵃʳᵉ ºᵘʳ fᵉᵉˡˢ fºʳ ʸºᵘ ᵗº ˢͨʳᵉᵉⁿͨᵃᵖ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵍᵉᵗ ˡᵉ ᵘᵖᵇºᵃᵗˢ ʷ'ᵗʰ ʸºᵘ ᵃⁿᵈ ʸºᵘʳ ʳᵉᵗᵃʳᵈᵉᵈ fʳ'ᵉⁿᵈˢ ºⁿ fᵃͨᵉᵇººᵏ ᵃⁿᵈ ʳᵉᵈᵈ'ᵗ. ʸºᵘ ᵃʳᵉ fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿᵍ ͨᵃⁿͨᵉʳ. ʸºᵘ fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿᵍ ⁿºʳᵐ'ᵉˢ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ fᵘⁿ ºf ᵘˢ, ʰᵘʳᵗ ᵘˢ, ᵇᵘˡˡʸ ᵘˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉⁿ ʸºᵘ fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿᵍ fºˡˡºʷ ᵘˢ ʰᵉʳᵉ ᵗº ºᵘʳ ʰºᵐᵉ ᵗº ᵈº 'ᵗ ᵃᵍᵃ'ⁿ?  fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿᵍ ⁿº. fᵘͨᵏ ºff. ⁿºʳᵐ'ᵉˢ. fᵘͨᵏ ºff ⁿºʳᵐ'ᵉˢ ºʳ ʸºᵘ ʷ'ˡˡ fᵃͨᵉ ⁿºᵗ ºⁿᵉ ᵉˡˡ'ºᵗ, ᵇᵘᵗ ᵃⁿ ᵃʳᵐʸ  fᵘͨᵏ ºff ⁿºʳᵐ'ᵉˢ ᵍᵉᵗ ºᵘᵗ ᵍᵉᵗ ºᵘᵗ ᵍᵉᵗ ºᵘᵗ ᵍᵉᵗ ºᵘᵗ ᵍᵉᵗ ºᵘᵗ ᵍᵉᵗ ºᵘᵗ ᵍᵉᵗ ºᵘᵗ

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