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  1. ![GEWNS]Alp "Adolf Dassler" Khan - Today at 9:58 PM
  2. Oh hi Seraph
  3. How is your fake citizenship status today
  4. [GEWNS] John Wang - Today at 9:58 PM
  5. pretty sure everyone is in Theta
  6. ![GEWNS]Alp "Adolf Dassler" Khan - Today at 9:58 PM
  7. Has it been revoked yet
  8. [GEWNS] John Wang - Today at 9:58 PM
  9. even Shelby
  10. ![GEWNS]Alp "Adolf Dassler" Khan - Today at 9:58 PM
  11. Shelby isn't in Theta
  12. Or is he
  13. [GEWNS] John Wang - Today at 9:58 PM
  14. :thonking~1:
  15. Feels Runner 2049 - Today at 9:58 PM
  16. ?
  17. Feels Runner 2049 - Today at 10:00 PM
  18. What are you talking about Alp
  19. ![GEWNS]Alp "Adolf Dassler" Khan - Today at 10:00 PM
  20. @Feels Runner 2049 I'm talking about the revocation of your illegally attained citizenship
  21. And your deportation back to Romania
  22.  
  23. Feels Runner 2049 - Today at 10:01 PM
  24. I don't have an illegally attained citizenship.
  25. [GEWNS] John Wang - Today at 10:01 PM
  26. I can validate that, what is your ssn?
  27. Feels Runner 2049 - Today at 10:01 PM
  28. 123456789
  29. ![GEWNS]Alp "Adolf Dassler" Khan - Today at 10:01 PM
  30. Any citizenship that has been attained under false pretenses would be illegally attained
  31. I'm fairly certain this is the case with you
  32. Feels Runner 2049 - Today at 10:01 PM
  33. My citizenship was not attained under false pretenses.
  34. ![GEWNS]Alp "Adolf Dassler" Khan - Today at 10:01 PM
  35. And you should be placed on a plane flying straight to Romania
  36. Feels Runner 2049 - Today at 10:01 PM
  37. I'm a legal citizen of the US.
  38. ![GEWNS]Alp "Adolf Dassler" Khan - Today at 10:01 PM
  39. No you aren't
  40. Feels Runner 2049 - Today at 10:02 PM
  41. I am.
  42. ![GEWNS]Alp "Adolf Dassler" Khan - Today at 10:02 PM
  43. No
  44. Feels Runner 2049 - Today at 10:02 PM
  45. Yeah. And this is like the 4 or 5th time you keep talking to me about this out of the blue.
  46. ![GEWNS]Alp "Adolf Dassler" Khan - Today at 10:03 PM
  47. You sir have outstayed your welcome
  48. And should be going back to the country which your parents came from
  49.  
  50.  
  51. Feels Runner 2049 - Today at 10:03 PM
  52. I'm good thx.
  53. I don't know why you repeatedly bring this up. Like yesterday too or whenever just out of the blue. It's kind of cringy m8
  54. ![GEWNS]Alp "Adolf Dassler" Khan - Today at 10:08 PM
  55. What actually is cringy here is when some random no gooder from a random shithole in Eastern Europe shows up in these United States to become a leech and a parasite sucking down the very soul and welfare of this great country
  56. America sir, is for Americans
  57. Not for Romanians
  58. Feels Runner 2049 - Today at 10:09 PM
  59. We've never been on welfare. We got our VISA with the agreement we would not use welfare.
  60. ![GEWNS]Alp "Adolf Dassler" Khan - Today at 10:09 PM
  61. You've been on welfare and you've clearly lied to a federal agent of the government of the United States
  62. That's a federal offense
  63. Why do you hate America?
  64. Feels Runner 2049 - Today at 10:10 PM
  65. Never been on welfare. Never wanted to as well.
  66. ![GEWNS]Alp "Adolf Dassler" Khan - Today at 10:11 PM
  67. So you claim
  68. You should have picked Canada
  69. [GEWNS] John Wang - Today at 10:13 PM
  70. What is Canada anyways?
  71. Feels Runner 2049 - Today at 10:13 PM
  72. Not interested. In any case what I don't understand is why you always bring up my ethnicity and my immigration status. Just randomly out of the blue for no reason.
  73. ![GEWNS]Alp "Adolf Dassler" Khan - Today at 10:15 PM
  74. Because I favour a proactive approach for resolving the problems of human trafficking and illegal immigrants @Feels Runner 2049
  75. And besides, I don't know anyone else in here who arrived to the United States on a shipping container
  76.  
  77. Feels Runner 2049 - Today at 10:15 PM
  78. That's a pretty unintelligent thing to say. Really shows what kind of person you are tbh.
  79. ![GEWNS] Jibrish - Today at 10:16 PM
  80. let's talk about the riveting movie that was black panther
  81. because seriously that was one of the worst movies I've ever seen
  82. why did that gross so highly
  83. idgi
  84. ![GEWNS]Alp "Adolf Dassler" Khan - Today at 10:16 PM
  85. @Feels Runner 2049 I'm clearly against illegal immigrants
  86. [?] Jesus Mann ?? - Today at 10:16 PM
  87. RACIST
  88. ![GEWNS]Alp "Adolf Dassler" Khan - Today at 10:16 PM
  89. That's the kind of person I am
  90. [?] Jesus Mann ?? - Today at 10:16 PM
  91. WAKANDA YOU LIKE IT?
  92. ![GEWNS]Alp "Adolf Dassler" Khan - Today at 10:17 PM
  93. Go home Ceau?escu
  94. Feels Runner 2049 - Today at 10:17 PM
  95. Well I think immigration laws should be observed and my family did just that so :shrug:
  96. [GEWNS] John Wang - Today at 10:17 PM
  97. idk it was mediocre, just like most Marvel movies have been lately
  98. Feels Runner 2049 - Today at 10:17 PM
  99. I liked it
  100.  
  101. ![GEWNS]Alp "Adolf Dassler" Khan - Today at 10:19 PM
  102. @Feels Runner 2049 If they are to be observed, you'd be shown the door back to beautiful Romania
  103. @[WIDOT]#FREEXZYZZY Gassad will take every inch of Syria back
  104. [GEWNS] John Wang - Today at 10:20 PM
  105. Its more or less on the surface I thought Jesus
  106. ![GEWNS] Jibrish - Today at 10:20 PM
  107. @[GEWNS] John Wang it was literally the worst one
  108. [KYLE]???HeadVsBrickWall - Today at 10:20 PM
  109. So who will take the DCU's space now that they're collapsing?
  110. [WIDOT]#FREEXZYZZY - Today at 10:20 PM
  111. all jokes assad
  112. i think it's time for us to get syrias(edited)
  113. [GEWNS] John Wang - Today at 10:20 PM
  114. nah Guardians 2 was the worst one lately
  115. ![GEWNS]Alp "Adolf Dassler" Khan - Today at 10:20 PM
  116. I'd rather watch the Lion King than to suffer through Black Panther
  117. ![GEWNS] Jibrish - Today at 10:20 PM
  118. you have bad taste in movies
  119. Feels Runner 2049 - Today at 10:20 PM
  120. Okay Alp. Whatever you say. I hope one day you can figure out an intelligent thing to say.
  121. Today doesn't seem to be that day.
  122.  
  123. ![GEWNS]Alp "Adolf Dassler" Khan - Today at 10:21 PM
  124. Wait, serious posting:
  125. That's rich coming from a guy who made his bones posting nonsensical articles about backroom deals in EVE
  126. Alright, back to non-serious posting
  127. @[GEWNS] John Wang Guardians 2 is literal trash
  128. [WIDOT]#FREEXZYZZY - Today at 10:22 PM
  129. i liked thor ragnarok
  130. Feels Runner 2049 - Today at 10:23 PM
  131. What nonsensical article about back room deals?
  132.  
  133. ![GEWNS]Alp "Adolf Dassler" Khan - Today at 10:24 PM
  134. Yeah, sorry
  135. Since you have zero articles which make sense
  136. It's naturally hard to figure out which one I was talking about
  137. Feels Runner 2049 - Today at 10:24 PM
  138. I didn't say which I said what? As in there aren't any that are what you claim.
  139. ![GEWNS]Alp "Adolf Dassler" Khan - Today at 10:24 PM
  140. I should have been more specific
  141. Feels Runner 2049 - Today at 10:24 PM
  142. Go ahead.
  143. ![GEWNS]Alp "Adolf Dassler" Khan - Today at 10:25 PM
  144. no
  145. Feels Runner 2049 - Today at 10:26 PM
  146. Thought so.
  147. That's probably the most intelligent thing you've said today.
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