Barf Mountain 20190121

Kingdom of Loathing
Barf Mountain farming results for Monday, January 21 2019

 Advs Used: 399
 Meat Gained: 2,012,997
 Substats: 26,853 / 60,942 / 21,359
 Fullstats: 5 / 9 / 5
"DRINK ME" potion
abandoned candy (2)
acid-squirting flower
alphabet gum
amulet coin
Angry Farmer candy (3)
asbestos stick (2)
asbestos sword hilt (2)
Atomic Pop
BACON (100)
baconstone (-1)
bag of gross foreign snacks (25)
bag of park garbage (341)
barbed-wire fence
bat guano (2)
bazookafish bubble gum
beach glass bead
beer lens
big red clown nose (3)
big rock (2)
black candy heart
black pixel (2)
blood flower
bloodstain stick
bloody clown pants (4)
blue mana (2)
blue pixel
bottle of fruity "wine"
bottle of rum (-1)
bottle of vodka
bottle of whiskey (3)
boxed wine (10)
breakfast mess
briefcase (2)
broken skull
browser cookie
bucket of wine (2)
candy cane (17)
candy skeleton (2)
candycaine powder (3)
carob chunks
cast
catgut
Charity's choker
cheap sunglasses (5)
children of the candy corn (2)
chocolate disco ball
chocolate filthy lucre
chocolate stolen accordion
chrome stick (2)
chrome sword hilt (2)
Chroner
clay peace-sign bead (2)
Cloaca Cola Polar
clown hammer
clown shoes
clown skin
coconut shell
cog
cold nuggets (69)
cold wad (-3)
Comet Drop
Comet Pop
cornucopia (15)
corpsebite
cotton candy cone
cotton candy pillow (2)
cotton candy pinch
cotton candy plug
cotton candy skoshe (2)
cotton candy smidgen
Crimbo peppermint bark (4)
Daffy Taffy
dead guy's watch
decomposed boot (3)
deodorant (2)
dirty hobo gloves (2)
disassembled clover (2)
disturbing fanfic (2)
divine blowout (31)
divine can of silly string (28)
divine champagne popper
divine cracker (4)
divine noisemaker (18)
double-ice gum
Draftsman's driving gloves
dry noodles (5)
eggnog (5)
electronics kit (2)
elemental caipiroska (-18)
elemental sugarcube (69)
encoder ring
enormous belt buckle (2)
Everlasting Deckswabber (2)
expensive camera (29)
explosion-flavored chewing gum (2)
extra-spicy bloody mary
fake fake vomit (2)
fake hand (2)
fat stacks of cash
fat wallet
felt (2)
filthy child leash (3)
filthy corduroys
filthy hippy poncho
filthy knitted dread sack (2)
fish head (-1)
foolscap fool's cap
fountain 'soda'
frilly skirt (2)
frostbite-flavored Hob-O (-1)
fruitcake (11)
fruitfilm
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O
Fudgie Roll
FunFunds™
furry pants (3)
garbage juice slurpee (12)
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O (5)
gas can
Gathered Meat-Clip (35)
giant yellow gummi bear (3)
giant yellow gummi ingot (2)
gingerbread bugbear (11)
Good 'n' Slimy (2)
grapefruit (2)
green candy heart (-1)
green gummi ingot (2)
gummi salamander
gummi snake (2)
Gummi-Gnauga
hacked gibson (2)
half of a gold tooth (2)
hemp string
herbs (2)
hermit permit (2)
hippopotamus skin (2)
homoerotic frat-paddle (5)
honey stick
honey-dipped locust
hot nuggets (79)
hot wad (-3)
How to Avoid Scams (5)
huge gold coin (2)
ice-cold fotie (3)
ice-cold Sir Schlitz (4)
ice-cold six-pack (2)
ice-cold Willer
irradiated candy cane (-10)
jabañero-flavored chewing gum (2)
jam band bootleg
jazz soap (3)
joybuzzer (2)
jumping horseradish (-1)
lead necklace (2)
leather bookmark (5)
leather mask (2)
lemon
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum
linoleum sword hilt (2)
little firkin (2)
little paper umbrella (3)
long skinny balloon
LOV Earrings
love song of disturbing obsession (13)
love song of icy revenge (14)
love song of naughty innuendo (14)
love song of smoldering passion (8)
love song of sugary cuteness (17)
love song of vague ambiguity (14)
Mad Train wine (2)
magical ice cube with a fly in it
magical ice cubes
massive gemstone (2)
meadeorite (-1)
meat from yesterday
mesh cap
metal meteoroid
Meteorite-Ade (2)
Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey
Mob Penguin cellular phone
mouth-watering mayolus (-1)
mullet wig
nanite-infested candy cane
normal barrel (32)
noticeable pumps (2)
Now and Earlier
Nuclear Blastball (2)
old coin purse (4)
old leather wallet (8)
olive (3)
orange (2)
orange and black Crimboween candy
Orcish baseball cap (7)
Orcish cargo shorts (4)
Pack of Alice's Army Cards
pack of chewing gum
Pain Dip (2)
pantogram pants
patchouli incense stick
patent alacrity tonic
PB&J with the crusts cut off (2)
peanut brittle shield (4)
pentagram bandana
peppermint sprig (-1)
peppermint sprout
pet rock "Groucho" disguise (3)
pet rock "Snooty" disguise
phat turquoise bead (2)
pickle-flavored chewing gum (2)
pile of gold coins (4)
pink candy heart (-1)
pixel coin (2)
pixellated moneybag
pocket wish (2)
ponytail clip
pool torpedo
pr0n legs (3)
prismatic wad (2)
Purple Beast energy drink
raffle ticket (5)
red gummi ingot
red rum
reodorant (2)
resolution: be feistier (8)
resolution: be happier (15)
resolution: be luckier
resolution: be more adventurous (2)
resolution: be sexier (17)
resolution: be smarter (14)
resolution: be stronger (15)
resolution: be wealthier (8)
rock
Rock Pops
rodeo whiskey
rope
rubber WWSPD? bracelet
runproof mascara (2)
rusty metal ring
rusty metal shaft (2)
sack lunch
Sacramento wine
salinated mint julep
scrumptious reagent (5)
Scuba Snack
Senior Mints
sharkfin gumbo
shiny stones (2)
shoe ad T-shirt
shot of grapefruit schnapps
single swig of vodka
sleaze nuggets (74)
sleaze wad (-3)
soda water (2)
Source essence (-30)
sphygmayomanometer
spiked femur (2)
spooky nuggets (62)
spooky wad (-3)
spring (2)
sprocket
stench nuggets (64)
stench powder
stench wad (-3)
stick of "gum"
stolen meatpouch (2)
strawberry (3)
stringy sinew (2)
stuffed mind flayer
sugar chapeau
Sugar Cog (2)
sugar shank (2)
sugar shard
sugar shield
sugar shillelagh
sugar shorts
Supernova Champagne
surprisingly capacious handbag
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita
tamarind-flavored chewing gum
tasket (2)
tenderizing hammer
tequila sunrise
tequila with training wheels
tooth (2)
Trivial Avocations Card: What? (2)
Trivial Avocations Card: Who?
twinkly wad (-3)
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix
uncooked chorizo
unremarkable duffel bag
valuable trinket (2)
van key
very small red dress (2)
vodka and tonic
Wax Flask
white Canadian
white chocolate chips (2)
white lightning
white pixel
wine spritzer
Wint-O-Fresh mint (2)
wooden block
worthless gewgaw
worthless knick-knack
worthless trinket
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher
yellow drunki-bear
yellow gummi ingot
yellow snowcone (3)
yeti fur (2)
Yummy Tummy bean