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  1. Slow Start ch23
  2.  
  3. p91
  4. >Huh?
  5. >What happened to you finger, Tama-chan?
  6. >An injury?
  7. >Ah, no.
  8.  
  9. >I wanted to wear my grandma's ring to tease people and now it
  10.  
  11. won't come off.
  12. >Oh my.
  13. >It's jade.
  14.  
  15. p92
  16. >Since it stands out a bit
  17. >I thought I'd go and get permission from Enami-sensei-san.
  18. >Ah, that happens a lot.
  19. >Hm.
  20. >Got it.
  21.  
  22. >Alright, put this over it.
  23. >Ah.
  24. >Yes, ma'am.
  25.  
  26. >And that's about it.
  27. >How nice.
  28. >You got to go to sensei's office?
  29. >I could've gone with you had you asked me.
  30.  
  31. >You don't bring a bomb into a peaceful negotiation.
  32. >I'm a bomb?
  33.  
  34. >Still, this is getting annoying.
  35.  
  36. >You should go to the fire station.
  37. >Eh? Why do I need a hose down!?
  38. >It would just reflect the water, won't it!?
  39. >No, that's wrong.
  40.  
  41. >Well I would like to be a fire engine.
  42.  
  43. >Maybe instead of a fire fighter, I'll get drafted into a tribe of
  44.  
  45. fire engines to help clear this miserable mood?
  46. >You won't.
  47. >Of course I won't.
  48. >I know that!
  49.  
  50. p93
  51. >Fire fighters can cut that off for you.
  52.  
  53. >Eeh?
  54. >Cut off my finger!?
  55. >Ah.
  56. >We're not gonna get anywhere if we keep having to retort to your
  57.  
  58. foolery.
  59.  
  60. >So what should we do? Cut it off?
  61.  
  62. >Hmm
  63. >My grandma would get mad at me so I'd rather do this without
  64.  
  65. cutting it if possible.
  66. >I kinda just took it.
  67. >Ah, I see.
  68.  
  69. >Have you tried using oil or soap?
  70. >I tried it a short while ago.
  71. >Didn't even budge.
  72.  
  73. >I see.
  74. >Hmm, this is a problem.
  75. >I'm all out of ideas.
  76.  
  77. >What else is there...
  78.  
  79. >Have you tried losing weight?
  80.  
  81. p94
  82. >Well, I guess
  83. >I have put on a little recently.
  84.  
  85. >It must be because of those pollack roe omelette sandwiches the
  86.  
  87. bakery has been selling lately...
  88. >You always buy three of those, Tama-chan.
  89. >They're good!
  90. >It's a pretty niche thing, so you never know when they'll
  91.  
  92. disappear...
  93.  
  94. >Ah, about that.
  95. >I heard that they stocked up on those industry-sized bottles of
  96.  
  97. roe so they're gonna keep selling those sandwhiches until it runs
  98.  
  99. out.
  100. >That's what the clerk told me.
  101.  
  102. >What did you say!!?
  103. >So this heavenly situation is going to continue!?
  104. >If it's heavenly, you should look more pleased...
  105.  
  106.  
  107. >Well, yeah, I am happy about it.
  108. >Good for you.
  109.  
  110. >But that's why my body is like this...
  111. >That's bad.
  112. >>puffy cheeks
  113.  
  114. >Ah, geez~
  115. >Ah geez~
  116. >Aaaaaah
  117. >geeeez~
  118. >Complaining isn't gonna solve anything.
  119.  
  120. >Fine.
  121. >I'll lose weight.
  122. >Good luck.
  123. >G-Good luck...
  124.  
  125. p95
  126. >Therefore...
  127.  
  128. >This mail order site has
  129. >Pajamas that make you slimmer just by wearing them or a stool
  130.  
  131. that'll make you slimmer just by sitting on it.
  132. >Which do you think is better?
  133. >Hm, what indeed?
  134.  
  135. >You should just give up.
  136. >At least play along a little longer!You give up way too quickly!
  137.  
  138. >Well, y'know.
  139. >The best course of action is definitely exercise.
  140. >Uheh~ Exercise, huh...
  141.  
  142. >Come to think of it, you're jogging with Shion-san right now,
  143.  
  144. right, Hana-chan?
  145. >Uuh
  146.  
  147. >W-We've been slacking off, lately...
  148. >Ahaha.
  149. >Ah, that's no good.
  150. >Let's give up for today.
  151. >Yes, let's.
  152.  
  153. >You need to exercise properly every day.
  154. >Wow.
  155. >You're frank when it comes to other people, huh.
  156.  
  157. >So.
  158. >How much wait did you gain, Tama?
  159. >Hmm.
  160. >About as much as two nice kitties wearing red ribbons, I guess?
  161.  
  162. p96
  163. >Six apples worth?
  164. >Huh?
  165. >How heavy is a single apple?
  166. >Hmmm
  167.  
  168. >About one kilo?
  169. >Aha
  170. >6 kilos!
  171. >It's not that big!
  172.  
  173. >By the way, that's not a real cat.
  174. >Eh?
  175. >Ah.
  176. >This is unrelated, but I just noticed something.
  177.  
  178. >Hm? What is it?
  179. >When girls say "I've gotten fat~", they haven't really gotten
  180.  
  181. that fat.
  182.  
  183. >When it comes to guys, there's no mistaking that they've gotten
  184.  
  185. fat.
  186. >Erm, so in other words...
  187.  
  188. >You can't trust the worlds of a girl like Tama-chan.
  189. >No no, not that.
  190. >I'm just saying it's a maiden's heart.
  191.  
  192. >But when stylish girls say "I've gotten fat~", you probably
  193.  
  194. wouldn't believe them.
  195. >You really can't trust them.
  196.  
  197. >But you can believe in me.
  198. >This ring stuck on my finger is proof.
  199. >Yeah. So lose weight.
  200.  
  201. p97
  202. >Hmm.
  203. >We seem to be at an impasse.
  204. >Hmm...
  205.  
  206. >Ah~
  207. >All that thinking has made me hungry.
  208. >You gave up pretty quickly.
  209.  
  210. >Uuh.
  211. >I wanna eat ramen~
  212. >Tonkotsu...
  213. >Greasy Visual
  214.  
  215. >dot com...
  216. >D-Dot com?
  217. >Well, we are at an impasse...
  218.  
  219. >Heh?
  220. >Kamu-chan?
  221. >Wind wind wind
  222.  
  223. >Untie untie untie
  224.  
  225. >There, it's off.
  226. >Ooooooh!!
  227.  
  228. >Uwawawawawa!
  229. >Thank you so much!
  230. >Amazing, Kamuri-chan!
  231. >I saw it online...
  232.  
  233. p98
  234. >Ah, the sweet taste of freedom.
  235.  
  236. >Now I can eat my pollock roe omlette sandwich without any
  237.  
  238. worries!
  239. >I might get an extra one today
  240. >Eeeh
  241.  
  242. >Ah I see
  243. >There'll be no problem if you fatten up enough that there's no
  244.  
  245. room for the ring to get stuck on!
  246. >Indeed!
  247.  
  248. >Ahahaha
  249. >Really?
  250. >Are you okay with that?
  251.  
  252. >I'm home~
  253.  
  254. >Ah.
  255. >Perfect timing.
  256.  
  257. >Which do you think works better? Pajamas that make you slimmer
  258.  
  259. just by wearing them
  260. >or a stoll that makes you slimmer just by sitting on it?
  261.  
  262. >Eh?
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