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- Slow Start ch23
- p91
- >Huh?
- >What happened to you finger, Tama-chan?
- >An injury?
- >Ah, no.
- >I wanted to wear my grandma's ring to tease people and now it
- won't come off.
- >Oh my.
- >It's jade.
- p92
- >Since it stands out a bit
- >I thought I'd go and get permission from Enami-sensei-san.
- >Ah, that happens a lot.
- >Hm.
- >Got it.
- >Alright, put this over it.
- >Ah.
- >Yes, ma'am.
- >And that's about it.
- >How nice.
- >You got to go to sensei's office?
- >I could've gone with you had you asked me.
- >You don't bring a bomb into a peaceful negotiation.
- >I'm a bomb?
- >Still, this is getting annoying.
- >You should go to the fire station.
- >Eh? Why do I need a hose down!?
- >It would just reflect the water, won't it!?
- >No, that's wrong.
- >Well I would like to be a fire engine.
- >Maybe instead of a fire fighter, I'll get drafted into a tribe of
- fire engines to help clear this miserable mood?
- >You won't.
- >Of course I won't.
- >I know that!
- p93
- >Fire fighters can cut that off for you.
- >Eeh?
- >Cut off my finger!?
- >Ah.
- >We're not gonna get anywhere if we keep having to retort to your
- foolery.
- >So what should we do? Cut it off?
- >Hmm
- >My grandma would get mad at me so I'd rather do this without
- cutting it if possible.
- >I kinda just took it.
- >Ah, I see.
- >Have you tried using oil or soap?
- >I tried it a short while ago.
- >Didn't even budge.
- >I see.
- >Hmm, this is a problem.
- >I'm all out of ideas.
- >What else is there...
- >Have you tried losing weight?
- p94
- >Well, I guess
- >I have put on a little recently.
- >It must be because of those pollack roe omelette sandwiches the
- bakery has been selling lately...
- >You always buy three of those, Tama-chan.
- >They're good!
- >It's a pretty niche thing, so you never know when they'll
- disappear...
- >Ah, about that.
- >I heard that they stocked up on those industry-sized bottles of
- roe so they're gonna keep selling those sandwhiches until it runs
- out.
- >That's what the clerk told me.
- >What did you say!!?
- >So this heavenly situation is going to continue!?
- >If it's heavenly, you should look more pleased...
- >Well, yeah, I am happy about it.
- >Good for you.
- >But that's why my body is like this...
- >That's bad.
- >>puffy cheeks
- >Ah, geez~
- >Ah geez~
- >Aaaaaah
- >geeeez~
- >Complaining isn't gonna solve anything.
- >Fine.
- >I'll lose weight.
- >Good luck.
- >G-Good luck...
- p95
- >Therefore...
- >This mail order site has
- >Pajamas that make you slimmer just by wearing them or a stool
- that'll make you slimmer just by sitting on it.
- >Which do you think is better?
- >Hm, what indeed?
- >You should just give up.
- >At least play along a little longer!You give up way too quickly!
- >Well, y'know.
- >The best course of action is definitely exercise.
- >Uheh~ Exercise, huh...
- >Come to think of it, you're jogging with Shion-san right now,
- right, Hana-chan?
- >Uuh
- >W-We've been slacking off, lately...
- >Ahaha.
- >Ah, that's no good.
- >Let's give up for today.
- >Yes, let's.
- >You need to exercise properly every day.
- >Wow.
- >You're frank when it comes to other people, huh.
- >So.
- >How much wait did you gain, Tama?
- >Hmm.
- >About as much as two nice kitties wearing red ribbons, I guess?
- p96
- >Six apples worth?
- >Huh?
- >How heavy is a single apple?
- >Hmmm
- >About one kilo?
- >Aha
- >6 kilos!
- >It's not that big!
- >By the way, that's not a real cat.
- >Eh?
- >Ah.
- >This is unrelated, but I just noticed something.
- >Hm? What is it?
- >When girls say "I've gotten fat~", they haven't really gotten
- that fat.
- >When it comes to guys, there's no mistaking that they've gotten
- fat.
- >Erm, so in other words...
- >You can't trust the worlds of a girl like Tama-chan.
- >No no, not that.
- >I'm just saying it's a maiden's heart.
- >But when stylish girls say "I've gotten fat~", you probably
- wouldn't believe them.
- >You really can't trust them.
- >But you can believe in me.
- >This ring stuck on my finger is proof.
- >Yeah. So lose weight.
- p97
- >Hmm.
- >We seem to be at an impasse.
- >Hmm...
- >Ah~
- >All that thinking has made me hungry.
- >You gave up pretty quickly.
- >Uuh.
- >I wanna eat ramen~
- >Tonkotsu...
- >Greasy Visual
- >dot com...
- >D-Dot com?
- >Well, we are at an impasse...
- >Heh?
- >Kamu-chan?
- >Wind wind wind
- >Untie untie untie
- >There, it's off.
- >Ooooooh!!
- >Uwawawawawa!
- >Thank you so much!
- >Amazing, Kamuri-chan!
- >I saw it online...
- p98
- >Ah, the sweet taste of freedom.
- >Now I can eat my pollock roe omlette sandwich without any
- worries!
- >I might get an extra one today
- >Eeeh
- >Ah I see
- >There'll be no problem if you fatten up enough that there's no
- room for the ring to get stuck on!
- >Indeed!
- >Ahahaha
- >Really?
- >Are you okay with that?
- >I'm home~
- >Ah.
- >Perfect timing.
- >Which do you think works better? Pajamas that make you slimmer
- just by wearing them
- >or a stoll that makes you slimmer just by sitting on it?
- >Eh?
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