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- lake takes mi
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: (-_- )
- oexmouv: lolol
- oexmouv: LOL
- oexmouv: thje salt lake
- oexmouv: lolldflsflsflskj';
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: All waters flow 2 da sea
- oexmouv: lkjghfghfghfklj';
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: (-_- ) just gotta sit here n I'll be in cali in now time
- oexmouv: https://www.ksl.com/classifieds/listing/45962548
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: *sits motionless in salt lake*
- oexmouv: . _...
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: (-_- )
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: Description
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: Includes the skirt and bladder
- oexmouv: ya
- oexmouv: thats goot
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: Yeah that is
- oexmouv: do u even kno
- oexmouv: what
- oexmouv: a
- oexmouv: kayak
- oexmouv: blader
- oexmouv: is
- oexmouv: cause I DONT
- oexmouv: ._ ,,,
- oexmouv: I GUESS IT KEEPS IT FLOATIN?
- oexmouv: ._ ..
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: I think so
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: If it has a weak bladder, I think it's okay
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: ._,
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: Just makes the boat a lil leaky I guess
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: .____,
- oexmouv: I FOUND
- oexmouv: A
- oexmouv: LEAKY
- oexmouv: BOAT
- oexmouv: I WAS LIKE
- oexmouv: N
- oexmouv: DNT WANT
- oexmouv: -__--
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: ........( ._, ) toim for jm to scoot on outie
- oexmouv: btw I was lookin 4
- oexmouv: a um
- oexmouv: a um
- oexmouv: denim jacket
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: Yo?
- oexmouv: they're so expensive ._ ..
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: Probability of 0.02 on a given day
- oexmouv: gere
- oexmouv: we
- oexmouv: fruxin
- oexmouv: go
- oexmouv: -_________-
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: That poot looks up the price of an odd item that you haven't talked about before and seems like an odd addition to her life
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: ( -`.'-) NAME ONE BRCH
- oexmouv: HOW IS
- oexmouv: HOW IS
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: Costa rica coffee farm
- oexmouv: A
- oexmouv: DENIM
- oexmouv: JACKET
- oexmouv: WEIRD?????????
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: Growing chicks
- oexmouv: https://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/spo/d/perception-kayak/6570426092.html !!!!!!!!!!
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: Price of sand stocka
- oexmouv: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- oexmouv: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- oexmouv: LOOK
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: Stocks
- oexmouv: LOOK
- oexmouv: LOOK
- oexmouv: LOOK
- oexmouv: $150
- oexmouv: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- oexmouv: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- oexmouv: WHITWATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- oexmouv: good reviews!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: They live a lil far
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: NE of provo
- oexmouv: kinda
- oexmouv: ._ ,
- oexmouv: : \\\
- oexmouv: m i take
- oexmouv: FRUXIN
- oexmouv: KAYAK
- oexmouv: 2
- oexmouv: FRUXIN
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: Looks great tho!!!
- oexmouv: CALI
- oexmouv: U
- oexmouv: FRUXIN
- oexmouv: LOSAHS
- oexmouv: GONNA
- oexmouv: FRUXIN
- oexmouv: PADDLE
- oexmouv: 2
- oexmouv: U
- oexmouv: SIS
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: Evie is like
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: "Ummi a'ayna 7alti Bati?'
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: Ur sis is like
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: ( ._.)> u7ti...
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: Ur like
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: (-`.'- )
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: Paddling thru whitewater rapids
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: Off waterfalls
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: Park right next to Evie
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: (-`-'- ) ana 7alti 7alti btch
- oexmouv: (\
- \_(-`.'- )
- _____\/ )_____
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- fxu jm ~~~~ ~~~~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: (\
- \_(-`.'- )
- _____\/ )_____
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- fxu jm ~~~~ ~~~~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: That is
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: So
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: Perf
- oexmouv: xkcdxkcdxkcd: Evie is like
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: "Ummi a'ayna 7alti Bati?'
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: Ur sis is like
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: ( ._.)> u7ti...
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: Ur like
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: (-`.'- )
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: Paddling thru whitewater rapids
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: Off waterfalls
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: Park right next to Evie
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: (-`-'- ) ana 7alti 7alti btch
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: Fxu jm
- oexmouv: OMFG
- oexmouv: OMFG
- oexmouv: OMFG
- oexmouv: IM
- oexmouv: LITERALLY
- oexmouv: KHALTI
- oexmouv: KHALTI
- oexmouv: -___________--
- oexmouv: TO EVIE
- oexmouv: GOTTA START TEACHIN HER
- oexmouv: ABOUT
- oexmouv: ARABY
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: (\
- \_(-`.'- )
- _____\/ )_____
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- fxu jm ~~~~ ~~~~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: <3
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: Love this
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: <3
- oexmouv: <3
- xkcdxkcdxkcd is now Away.
- oexmouv: https://i.imgur.com/Y705PYP.mp4 me when I help you feel better
- xkcdxkcdxkcd is now Offline.
- oexmouv: https://imgur.com/gallery/wwNLx7O
- xkcdxkcdxkcd is now Offline.
- oexmouv: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZLxFc3tVxM
- oexmouv: http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1524655115228.png
- xkcdxkcdxkcd is now Snooze.
- oexmouv: http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1524642544705.webm
- oexmouv: maddox says lamers
- oexmouv: in this ep
- oexmouv: wow
- oexmouv: maybe thats where I got it
- xkcdxkcdxkcd is now Away.
- oexmouv: http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1524631571807.jpg
- xkcdxkcdxkcd is now Online.
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: smells of cat pee, sweat and failure
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: hoiii
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: oexmouv: https://i.imgur.com/Y705PYP.mp4 me when I help you feel better
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: :D
- oexmouv: isnt it weird how the simpsons went from the smarest show on tv to the dumbest?
- oexmouv: the most edgy and weird show
- oexmouv: to the most commercial and shallow and safe?
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: y
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: but also kinda
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: the story of the times right?
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: Things have become a lot safer in media
- oexmouv: kinda super normal
- oexmouv: simpsons and family guy are the most inoffensive
- oexmouv: pretending to be offensive
- oexmouv: its like snl
- oexmouv: but simpsons is diff
- oexmouv: cause its also a huge like
- oexmouv: commercial
- oexmouv: advertising thing
- oexmouv: like flagship for a major media giant
- oexmouv: and huge seller
- oexmouv: so its just an insane product
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: yeah
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: true
- oexmouv: okay also
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: when that happens
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: the risk to the brand becomes more important tbh
- oexmouv: bill nye
- oexmouv: becoming kinda hated
- oexmouv: was weird
- oexmouv: cause he had like
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: why?
- oexmouv: everyone loved
- oexmouv: he was basiclaly beloved kids show man
- oexmouv: like mr rogers level nostalgia
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: y
- oexmouv: and then suddenly he like
- oexmouv: has comeback
- oexmouv: and we're all kinda like
- oexmouv: starstruck
- oexmouv: then he starts being really dumb
- oexmouv: but we're not really sad
- oexmouv: its like
- oexmouv: we expected it
- oexmouv: but we didnt
- oexmouv: but it just happened and we accept and we're like
- oexmouv: its not even like it ruined the nostalgia
- oexmouv: like
- oexmouv: kevin spacey or someone beloved getting ruined
- oexmouv: actually kinda ruined the media
- oexmouv: but bill nye getting ruined
- oexmouv: we just kinda wiped away that nostalgia
- oexmouv: and were not bothered by it at all
- oexmouv: weirdo
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: :/
- oexmouv: what??
- oexmouv: am I right?!?!
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: yeah
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: it's just saddou
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: I have meeting in 20 minutes
- oexmouv: LOL
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: This is going to be baddou
- oexmouv: MEETING IN 20
- oexmouv: AZ SENDING ME
- oexmouv: A BUNCH OF FUCKING
- oexmouv: WEIRDO SHIESSE
- oexmouv: ALRIGHTY
- oexmouv: jm
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: lol n
- oexmouv: also stop saying they're all baddou
- oexmouv: like
- oexmouv: wtf
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: ur calming me down
- oexmouv: be excited
- oexmouv: and happy
- oexmouv: that you even get to do it
- oexmouv: like
- oexmouv: in the end
- oexmouv: like
- oexmouv: shouldnt be focusing about your like
- oexmouv: limits
- oexmouv: thats the dumbest thing
- oexmouv: just like
- oexmouv: did you try?
- oexmouv: did you try to be like
- oexmouv: best match?
- oexmouv: if you didnt try then you can feel bad
- oexmouv: but if you tried
- oexmouv: show them all the good qualities about yourself
- oexmouv: dont focus on weaknesses
- oexmouv: cause you cant do anything about that
- oexmouv: basically dont be a downer
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: I know
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: it's not that I'm sad about my limitations in my work
- oexmouv: do you?!?!?!
- oexmouv: i think you're too focused on always being the best
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: just my limitations in how much effort I put in
- oexmouv: but you're the best you could be right now
- oexmouv: and saying you're not is a lie
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: I've been working hard on interviews :(
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: not easy :(
- oexmouv: maybe improve in the future
- oexmouv: right now just be you
- oexmouv: its goot
- oexmouv: be happy
- oexmouv: you're doing goot stuff
- oexmouv: and trying hard
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: Can't do research too :(
- oexmouv: its all goot
- oexmouv: its okiee
- oexmouv: its hard cause its a lot of work
- oexmouv: doesnt mean its bad
- oexmouv: trying to do it is v good
- oexmouv: means you dont sit around and half ass
- oexmouv: if you had one or the other you would be 100% on them
- oexmouv: because thats how you work
- oexmouv: and tbh
- oexmouv: thats the safe easy thing to do
- oexmouv: kinda "safe"
- oexmouv: but you're like no
- oexmouv: gonna excell
- oexmouv: do both
- oexmouv: even though it will be super hard and i'll suffer a bit in both
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: . _.
- oexmouv: doing them right now together is better
- oexmouv: thats how you are tbh
- oexmouv: thats how you are with work ethic and stuff
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: poot givin me pep talk
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: <3
- oexmouv: thats why you're such a good scientist
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: yeah
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: I guess
- oexmouv: tbh
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: :/ But I know I could be better, and I want to be
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: but you're right
- oexmouv: you've kinda proven it in like every area
- oexmouv: like
- oexmouv: language learning
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: hey
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: ty
- oexmouv: politics
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: you're the bestou
- oexmouv: physics science
- oexmouv: art
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: better than me at being encouraging
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: I'll make it up to you
- oexmouv: lol
- oexmouv: just being honest
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: art
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: ._.
- oexmouv: and you're feeling bad
- oexmouv: so i gotta tell my best friend how great he is
- oexmouv: :)
- oexmouv: >;D
- oexmouv: (\
- \_(-`.'- )
- _____\/ )_____
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- lovu jm ~~~~ ~~~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~
- oexmouv: (\
- \_(-`.'- )
- _____\/ )_____
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- lovu jm ~~~~~~ ~~~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~
- oexmouv: almost perf...
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: oexmouv: (\
- \_(-`.'- )
- _____\/ )_____
- ~~~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- lovu jm ~~~~ ~~~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: it's already perf
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: <33333
- oexmouv: (\
- \_(-`.'- )
- _____\/ )_____
- ~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- lovu jm ~~~~~~ ~~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: u deserve all the kayaks u need
- oexmouv: lolololololol
- oexmouv: its lookin betta
- oexmouv: now I can make it look like its..
- oexmouv: MOVING
- oexmouv: (\
- \_(-`.'- )
- _____\/ )_____
- ~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- lovu jm ~~~~~ ~~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: lolllll
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: you're getting so good at this
- oexmouv: (\
- \_(-`.'- )
- _____\/ )_____
- ~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- lovu jm ~~~~ ~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~
- oexmouv: (\
- \_(-`.'- )
- _____\/ )_____
- ~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- lovu jm ~~~~~ ~~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~
- xkcdxkcdxkcd: RIDICCC
- oexmouv: (\
- \_(-`.'- )
- _____\/ )_____
- ~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- lovu jm ~~~~~~ ~~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~
- oexmouv: (\
- \_(-`.'- )
- _____\/ )_____
- ~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- lovu jm ~~~~~ ~~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~
- oexmouv: (\
- \_(-`.'- )
- _____\/ )_____
- ~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- lovu jm ~~~~ ~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~
- oexmouv: LOLL
- oexmouv: I CAN MAKE A LITERAL ANIMATION RIGHT NOW
- oexmouv: LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
- oexmouv: <33333333333333
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