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  1. lake takes mi
  2. xkcdxkcdxkcd: (-_- )
  3. oexmouv: lolol
  4. oexmouv: LOL
  5. oexmouv: thje salt lake
  6. oexmouv: lolldflsflsflskj';
  7. xkcdxkcdxkcd: All waters flow 2 da sea
  8. oexmouv: lkjghfghfghfklj';
  9. xkcdxkcdxkcd: (-_- ) just gotta sit here n I'll be in cali in now time
  10. oexmouv: https://www.ksl.com/classifieds/listing/45962548
  11. xkcdxkcdxkcd: *sits motionless in salt lake*
  12. oexmouv: . _...
  13. xkcdxkcdxkcd: (-_- )
  14. xkcdxkcdxkcd: Description
  15. xkcdxkcdxkcd: Includes the skirt and bladder
  16. oexmouv: ya
  17. oexmouv: thats goot
  18. xkcdxkcdxkcd: Yeah that is
  19. oexmouv: do u even kno
  20. oexmouv: what
  21. oexmouv: a
  22. oexmouv: kayak
  23. oexmouv: blader
  24. oexmouv: is
  25. oexmouv: cause I DONT
  26. oexmouv: ._ ,,,
  27. oexmouv: I GUESS IT KEEPS IT FLOATIN?
  28. oexmouv: ._ ..
  29. xkcdxkcdxkcd: I think so
  30. xkcdxkcdxkcd: If it has a weak bladder, I think it's okay
  31. xkcdxkcdxkcd: ._,
  32. xkcdxkcdxkcd: Just makes the boat a lil leaky I guess
  33. xkcdxkcdxkcd: .____,
  34. oexmouv: I FOUND
  35. oexmouv: A
  36. oexmouv: LEAKY
  37. oexmouv: BOAT
  38. oexmouv: I WAS LIKE
  39. oexmouv: N
  40. oexmouv: DNT WANT
  41. oexmouv: -__--
  42. xkcdxkcdxkcd: ........( ._, ) toim for jm to scoot on outie
  43. oexmouv: btw I was lookin 4
  44. oexmouv: a um
  45. oexmouv: a um
  46. oexmouv: denim jacket
  47. xkcdxkcdxkcd: Yo?
  48. oexmouv: they're so expensive ._ ..
  49. xkcdxkcdxkcd: Probability of 0.02 on a given day
  50. oexmouv: gere
  51. oexmouv: we
  52. oexmouv: fruxin
  53. oexmouv: go
  54. oexmouv: -_________-
  55. xkcdxkcdxkcd: That poot looks up the price of an odd item that you haven't talked about before and seems like an odd addition to her life
  56. xkcdxkcdxkcd: ( -`.'-) NAME ONE BRCH
  57. oexmouv: HOW IS
  58. oexmouv: HOW IS
  59. xkcdxkcdxkcd: Costa rica coffee farm
  60. oexmouv: A
  61. oexmouv: DENIM
  62. oexmouv: JACKET
  63. oexmouv: WEIRD?????????
  64. xkcdxkcdxkcd: Growing chicks
  65. oexmouv: https://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/spo/d/perception-kayak/6570426092.html !!!!!!!!!!
  66. xkcdxkcdxkcd: Price of sand stocka
  67. oexmouv: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  68. oexmouv: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  69. oexmouv: LOOK
  70. xkcdxkcdxkcd: Stocks
  71. oexmouv: LOOK
  72. oexmouv: LOOK
  73. oexmouv: LOOK
  74. oexmouv: $150
  75. oexmouv: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  76. oexmouv: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  77. oexmouv: WHITWATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  78. oexmouv: good reviews!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  79. xkcdxkcdxkcd: They live a lil far
  80. xkcdxkcdxkcd: NE of provo
  81. oexmouv: kinda
  82. oexmouv: ._ ,
  83. oexmouv: : \\\
  84. oexmouv: m i take
  85. oexmouv: FRUXIN
  86. oexmouv: KAYAK
  87. oexmouv: 2
  88. oexmouv: FRUXIN
  89. xkcdxkcdxkcd: Looks great tho!!!
  90. oexmouv: CALI
  91. oexmouv: U
  92. oexmouv: FRUXIN
  93. oexmouv: LOSAHS
  94. oexmouv: GONNA
  95. oexmouv: FRUXIN
  96. oexmouv: PADDLE
  97. oexmouv: 2
  98. oexmouv: U
  99. oexmouv: SIS
  100. xkcdxkcdxkcd: Evie is like
  101. xkcdxkcdxkcd: "Ummi a'ayna 7alti Bati?'
  102. xkcdxkcdxkcd: Ur sis is like
  103. xkcdxkcdxkcd: ( ._.)> u7ti...
  104. xkcdxkcdxkcd: Ur like
  105. xkcdxkcdxkcd: (-`.'- )
  106. xkcdxkcdxkcd: Paddling thru whitewater rapids
  107. xkcdxkcdxkcd: Off waterfalls
  108. xkcdxkcdxkcd: Park right next to Evie
  109. xkcdxkcdxkcd: (-`-'- ) ana 7alti 7alti btch
  110. oexmouv: (\
  111. \_(-`.'- )
  112. _____\/ )_____
  113. ~~~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  114. fxu jm ~~~~ ~~~~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~
  115. xkcdxkcdxkcd: (\
  116. \_(-`.'- )
  117. _____\/ )_____
  118. ~~~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  119. fxu jm ~~~~ ~~~~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~
  120. xkcdxkcdxkcd: That is
  121. xkcdxkcdxkcd: So
  122. xkcdxkcdxkcd: Perf
  123. oexmouv: xkcdxkcdxkcd: Evie is like
  124. xkcdxkcdxkcd: "Ummi a'ayna 7alti Bati?'
  125. xkcdxkcdxkcd: Ur sis is like
  126. xkcdxkcdxkcd: ( ._.)> u7ti...
  127. xkcdxkcdxkcd: Ur like
  128. xkcdxkcdxkcd: (-`.'- )
  129. xkcdxkcdxkcd: Paddling thru whitewater rapids
  130. xkcdxkcdxkcd: Off waterfalls
  131. xkcdxkcdxkcd: Park right next to Evie
  132. xkcdxkcdxkcd: (-`-'- ) ana 7alti 7alti btch
  133. xkcdxkcdxkcd: Fxu jm
  134. oexmouv: OMFG
  135. oexmouv: OMFG
  136. oexmouv: OMFG
  137. oexmouv: IM
  138. oexmouv: LITERALLY
  139. oexmouv: KHALTI
  140. oexmouv: KHALTI
  141. oexmouv: -___________--
  142. oexmouv: TO EVIE
  143. oexmouv: GOTTA START TEACHIN HER
  144. oexmouv: ABOUT
  145. oexmouv: ARABY
  146. xkcdxkcdxkcd: (\
  147. \_(-`.'- )
  148. _____\/ )_____
  149. ~~~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  150. fxu jm ~~~~ ~~~~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~
  151. xkcdxkcdxkcd: <3
  152. xkcdxkcdxkcd: Love this
  153. xkcdxkcdxkcd: <3
  154. oexmouv: <3
  155. xkcdxkcdxkcd is now Away.
  156. oexmouv: https://i.imgur.com/Y705PYP.mp4 me when I help you feel better
  157. xkcdxkcdxkcd is now Offline.
  158. oexmouv: https://imgur.com/gallery/wwNLx7O
  159. xkcdxkcdxkcd is now Offline.
  160. oexmouv: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZLxFc3tVxM
  161. oexmouv: http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1524655115228.png
  162. xkcdxkcdxkcd is now Snooze.
  163. oexmouv: http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1524642544705.webm
  164. oexmouv: maddox says lamers
  165. oexmouv: in this ep
  166. oexmouv: wow
  167. oexmouv: maybe thats where I got it
  168. xkcdxkcdxkcd is now Away.
  169. oexmouv: http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1524631571807.jpg
  170. xkcdxkcdxkcd is now Online.
  171. xkcdxkcdxkcd: smells of cat pee, sweat and failure
  172. xkcdxkcdxkcd: hoiii
  173. xkcdxkcdxkcd: oexmouv: https://i.imgur.com/Y705PYP.mp4 me when I help you feel better
  174. xkcdxkcdxkcd: :D
  175. oexmouv: isnt it weird how the simpsons went from the smarest show on tv to the dumbest?
  176. oexmouv: the most edgy and weird show
  177. oexmouv: to the most commercial and shallow and safe?
  178. xkcdxkcdxkcd: y
  179. xkcdxkcdxkcd: but also kinda
  180. xkcdxkcdxkcd: the story of the times right?
  181. xkcdxkcdxkcd: Things have become a lot safer in media
  182. oexmouv: kinda super normal
  183. oexmouv: simpsons and family guy are the most inoffensive
  184. oexmouv: pretending to be offensive
  185. oexmouv: its like snl
  186. oexmouv: but simpsons is diff
  187. oexmouv: cause its also a huge like
  188. oexmouv: commercial
  189. oexmouv: advertising thing
  190. oexmouv: like flagship for a major media giant
  191. oexmouv: and huge seller
  192. oexmouv: so its just an insane product
  193. xkcdxkcdxkcd: yeah
  194. xkcdxkcdxkcd: true
  195. oexmouv: okay also
  196. xkcdxkcdxkcd: when that happens
  197. xkcdxkcdxkcd: the risk to the brand becomes more important tbh
  198. oexmouv: bill nye
  199. oexmouv: becoming kinda hated
  200. oexmouv: was weird
  201. oexmouv: cause he had like
  202. xkcdxkcdxkcd: why?
  203. oexmouv: everyone loved
  204. oexmouv: he was basiclaly beloved kids show man
  205. oexmouv: like mr rogers level nostalgia
  206. xkcdxkcdxkcd: y
  207. oexmouv: and then suddenly he like
  208. oexmouv: has comeback
  209. oexmouv: and we're all kinda like
  210. oexmouv: starstruck
  211. oexmouv: then he starts being really dumb
  212. oexmouv: but we're not really sad
  213. oexmouv: its like
  214. oexmouv: we expected it
  215. oexmouv: but we didnt
  216. oexmouv: but it just happened and we accept and we're like
  217. oexmouv: its not even like it ruined the nostalgia
  218. oexmouv: like
  219. oexmouv: kevin spacey or someone beloved getting ruined
  220. oexmouv: actually kinda ruined the media
  221. oexmouv: but bill nye getting ruined
  222. oexmouv: we just kinda wiped away that nostalgia
  223. oexmouv: and were not bothered by it at all
  224. oexmouv: weirdo
  225. xkcdxkcdxkcd: :/
  226. oexmouv: what??
  227. oexmouv: am I right?!?!
  228. xkcdxkcdxkcd: yeah
  229. xkcdxkcdxkcd: it's just saddou
  230. xkcdxkcdxkcd: I have meeting in 20 minutes
  231. oexmouv: LOL
  232. xkcdxkcdxkcd: This is going to be baddou
  233. oexmouv: MEETING IN 20
  234. oexmouv: AZ SENDING ME
  235. oexmouv: A BUNCH OF FUCKING
  236. oexmouv: WEIRDO SHIESSE
  237. oexmouv: ALRIGHTY
  238. oexmouv: jm
  239. xkcdxkcdxkcd: lol n
  240. oexmouv: also stop saying they're all baddou
  241. oexmouv: like
  242. oexmouv: wtf
  243. xkcdxkcdxkcd: ur calming me down
  244. oexmouv: be excited
  245. oexmouv: and happy
  246. oexmouv: that you even get to do it
  247. oexmouv: like
  248. oexmouv: in the end
  249. oexmouv: like
  250. oexmouv: shouldnt be focusing about your like
  251. oexmouv: limits
  252. oexmouv: thats the dumbest thing
  253. oexmouv: just like
  254. oexmouv: did you try?
  255. oexmouv: did you try to be like
  256. oexmouv: best match?
  257. oexmouv: if you didnt try then you can feel bad
  258. oexmouv: but if you tried
  259. oexmouv: show them all the good qualities about yourself
  260. oexmouv: dont focus on weaknesses
  261. oexmouv: cause you cant do anything about that
  262. oexmouv: basically dont be a downer
  263. xkcdxkcdxkcd: I know
  264. xkcdxkcdxkcd: it's not that I'm sad about my limitations in my work
  265. oexmouv: do you?!?!?!
  266. oexmouv: i think you're too focused on always being the best
  267. xkcdxkcdxkcd: just my limitations in how much effort I put in
  268. oexmouv: but you're the best you could be right now
  269. oexmouv: and saying you're not is a lie
  270. xkcdxkcdxkcd: I've been working hard on interviews :(
  271. xkcdxkcdxkcd: not easy :(
  272. oexmouv: maybe improve in the future
  273. oexmouv: right now just be you
  274. oexmouv: its goot
  275. oexmouv: be happy
  276. oexmouv: you're doing goot stuff
  277. oexmouv: and trying hard
  278. xkcdxkcdxkcd: Can't do research too :(
  279. oexmouv: its all goot
  280. oexmouv: its okiee
  281. oexmouv: its hard cause its a lot of work
  282. oexmouv: doesnt mean its bad
  283. oexmouv: trying to do it is v good
  284. oexmouv: means you dont sit around and half ass
  285. oexmouv: if you had one or the other you would be 100% on them
  286. oexmouv: because thats how you work
  287. oexmouv: and tbh
  288. oexmouv: thats the safe easy thing to do
  289. oexmouv: kinda "safe"
  290. oexmouv: but you're like no
  291. oexmouv: gonna excell
  292. oexmouv: do both
  293. oexmouv: even though it will be super hard and i'll suffer a bit in both
  294. xkcdxkcdxkcd: . _.
  295. oexmouv: doing them right now together is better
  296. oexmouv: thats how you are tbh
  297. oexmouv: thats how you are with work ethic and stuff
  298. xkcdxkcdxkcd: poot givin me pep talk
  299. xkcdxkcdxkcd: <3
  300. oexmouv: thats why you're such a good scientist
  301. xkcdxkcdxkcd: yeah
  302. xkcdxkcdxkcd: I guess
  303. oexmouv: tbh
  304. xkcdxkcdxkcd: :/ But I know I could be better, and I want to be
  305. xkcdxkcdxkcd: but you're right
  306. oexmouv: you've kinda proven it in like every area
  307. oexmouv: like
  308. oexmouv: language learning
  309. xkcdxkcdxkcd: hey
  310. xkcdxkcdxkcd: ty
  311. oexmouv: politics
  312. xkcdxkcdxkcd: you're the bestou
  313. oexmouv: physics science
  314. oexmouv: art
  315. xkcdxkcdxkcd: better than me at being encouraging
  316. xkcdxkcdxkcd: I'll make it up to you
  317. oexmouv: lol
  318. oexmouv: just being honest
  319. xkcdxkcdxkcd: art
  320. xkcdxkcdxkcd: ._.
  321. oexmouv: and you're feeling bad
  322. oexmouv: so i gotta tell my best friend how great he is
  323. oexmouv: :)
  324. oexmouv: >;D
  325. oexmouv: (\
  326. \_(-`.'- )
  327. _____\/ )_____
  328. ~~~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  329. lovu jm ~~~~ ~~~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~
  330. oexmouv: (\
  331. \_(-`.'- )
  332. _____\/ )_____
  333. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  334. lovu jm ~~~~~~ ~~~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~
  335. oexmouv: almost perf...
  336. xkcdxkcdxkcd: oexmouv: (\
  337. \_(-`.'- )
  338. _____\/ )_____
  339. ~~~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  340. lovu jm ~~~~ ~~~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~
  341. xkcdxkcdxkcd: it's already perf
  342. xkcdxkcdxkcd: <33333
  343. oexmouv: (\
  344. \_(-`.'- )
  345. _____\/ )_____
  346. ~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  347. lovu jm ~~~~~~ ~~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~
  348. xkcdxkcdxkcd: u deserve all the kayaks u need
  349. oexmouv: lolololololol
  350. oexmouv: its lookin betta
  351. oexmouv: now I can make it look like its..
  352. oexmouv: MOVING
  353. oexmouv: (\
  354. \_(-`.'- )
  355. _____\/ )_____
  356. ~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  357. lovu jm ~~~~~ ~~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~
  358. xkcdxkcdxkcd: lolllll
  359. xkcdxkcdxkcd: you're getting so good at this
  360. oexmouv: (\
  361. \_(-`.'- )
  362. _____\/ )_____
  363. ~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  364. lovu jm ~~~~ ~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~
  365. oexmouv: (\
  366. \_(-`.'- )
  367. _____\/ )_____
  368. ~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  369. lovu jm ~~~~~ ~~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~
  370. xkcdxkcdxkcd: RIDICCC
  371. oexmouv: (\
  372. \_(-`.'- )
  373. _____\/ )_____
  374. ~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  375. lovu jm ~~~~~~ ~~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~
  376. oexmouv: (\
  377. \_(-`.'- )
  378. _____\/ )_____
  379. ~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  380. lovu jm ~~~~~ ~~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~
  381. oexmouv: (\
  382. \_(-`.'- )
  383. _____\/ )_____
  384. ~~~~~~~~~~`----\----'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  385. lovu jm ~~~~ ~ \ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~
  386. oexmouv: LOLL
  387. oexmouv: I CAN MAKE A LITERAL ANIMATION RIGHT NOW
  388. oexmouv: LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
  389. oexmouv: <33333333333333
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