Pokémon Trainer Comes Up Short

OK Clafable. All or nothing! Metronome!

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SPLASH!? OF ALL THE MOVES YOU COULD HAVE USED, YOU USED SPLASH?!

And now you've fainted. (Sigh) it's OK Clafable. You did your best. Good job.

Well, you win. I guess that's what I get for relying on the roll of the dice, huh? But it was pretty close, right? I don't think I've had a battle where both sides needed all six pokemon in months.

Let's heal our pokemon and then I'll get you your winnings.

(rustle through bag) OK, now hold still. *spray, spray, spray* OK, now for your money.

(Rustles through bag) Oh no. Nonononono.. Crap.. I forgot.. I spent all my spare cash buying Clafable her moon stone. I can't pay you.

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No, I'm not going to "just forget about it." I owe you. If things were reversed I'd be dragging you to the nearest ATM.

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It's at least two days to the next town, and I'd be going back the way I came. There must be something I can do to pay you back.

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*click fingers* I've got it. Follow me.

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A little further.

Yeah, this should be far enough. OK, stand behind that tree.

(Take top off) What's the matter? You're a big, strong trainer, right? You can't be scared of a pair of cute little Jigglypuffs. Well, not that little. More like Wigglytuffs.

You wanna touch them? You can. Just help me out of their pokeballs. Yeah, just reach around and unhook it. There you go.

Nice, huh? But I know a lot more moves than just Flash. Like.. Sweet Kiss. *make out for a bit*

So, did that make you Harden?

Oh. Who's that Pokémon? I think it's an Ekens..(unzip) *laugh* Oh, no. It's an Onix. Let's see what the pokedex has to say about it.

Yeah, you caught me. It's my phone.. Take it. I've never seen such a big "Onix" in the wild before. I want photos.

Now, every trainer knows that the best thing for a wild, untamed pokemon is lots of love and attention.

(Blowjob, camera noises)

And I wouldn't be much of a trainer if I forgot about using the balls.

(suck and lick balls as well as blowjob)

But, my Wigglytuffs are special. They know a move other Wigglytuffs can't learn. Wrap. *titfuck for a while*

You look like you're about to use Explosion. I hate it when that happens to pokemon I want to catch.

Why don't we give that a little Rest, and you can give me a Helping Hand.

*pull down underwear*

So, who's that pokemon?  Well, it is a cute, pink pussy. It has to be a Skitty. You want to introduce it to your Lickilicky? *receive oral*

Yeah. The two seem to get along very well.

Mmm.. I didn't think ghost type moves worked on normal pokemon. But your lick is super effective on my Skitty. It's using soak.

That's enough. If I don't Rhydon that rock hard Onix soon I'll have a serious case of Frustration. *start sex moaning improv*

Mm.. Yeah. Use that Horn Drill.

and I'll use.. *moan* constrict. *moaning*

Get up. I want you Pound me from behind. *Moan* oh yeah. Really Slam into me. *improv moaning for a bit*

*Whisper* Sshh.  Ssshh.. Look. Someone's coming down the road.

What are you doing? Don't pull out. Just.. Be quiet.

Oh Arceus. They're just kids. If they turned they'd be looking right at us.

Oh fuck. Ok. Ok they're out of sight. That was close. You ready to finish this with a Bone Rush?

*sex improv*

Use Double Slap. *spank spank, spank spank* Oh fuck, that's a critical hit.

Faster! Faster! Use Extreme Speed!

*orgasm*

I guess I just used Hyper Voice.

But now it's your move. You gonna hydro pump all over me, or do you want me to use my Meowth. Yeah? I'll Swallow all of that Liquid Ooze. *Blowjob and swallow*

*Chuckle* I guess you could call that my Draining Kiss.

All right, all right. I'll stop with the pokepuns. I'm surprised you didn't tell me to stop sooner.

Aside from my "awesome" puns, you enjoyed it, right? I mean, I'm not saying I'm the very best, like no one ever was, but I think I'm as good at fucking as I am at Pokémon training, and I'm pretty confident in my Pokémon training.

I feel kinda guilty about those kids though. I hope we didn't scare them.

Hehe. Maybe they'll think it was just the cry of some rare Pokémon.

Could you hand me my bra? Thanks.

So.. Where are you heading? You never said.

Really? I haven't gotten that badge either! I don't suppose you'd be interested in having a travelling companion?

Great. It's getting kinda late. Let's set up camp.

No, no, don't bother with that. My tent's big enough for the both of us. I'll set it up, you go get wood for the fire and after dinner we can discuss having a "rematch."