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  1. History of the church:
  2. 'Twas in the second war that Lord Taranteeno brought his army into battle with the nemesis Lord Aresspee*. After a long battle, the only soldier not dead on Lord Taranteeno's side was the soldier, whose alias was Pluffle-Jenny. The enemy at the time out-numbered Pluffle four to one, and the odds were against it. Howsoever, the Holy Lord blessed Lord Taranteeno and Ms. Pluffle, such that they might fight valiantly, even if the breaths they took in the last battle were to be their last. 'Twas the situation in the last battle of the second war, and the odds were against Lord Taranteeno and Ms. Pluffle. The armies clashed together at midday, and it was when the sun was setting that Lord Taranteeno claimed victory against Lord Aresspee. Then, another Lord Eseichespe** saw how Ms. Pluffle fought even though the circumstances were dire, and he saw the workings of the Holy Lord Arceus. Thus, he established the Church of (Ms.) Pluffle upon the very lands where Lord Taranteeno conquered the army of Lord Aressepe, and the whole company rejoiced.
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  4. *The old books refer to him as Lord rssp1 **The old books refer to him as Lord SHSP
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