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  2. AI Dungeon 2 Story
  3.  
  4. Title: I’m Sorry John
  5.  
  6. Summary: Garfield takes things too far after John eats his lasagna.
  7.  
  8. Creator: lonelypithon86
  9. Created: January 15th at 7:47AM
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  11.  
  12. Story
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  14. You are a fat, orange cat named Garfield. You live with your owner, John Arbucle, and his dog Odie. John tells you to get rid of the rats in his house, but all you want to do is sleep and eat lasagna. One day, while you're eating, John suddenly gets up and runs out of the kitchen. He says he's going to go see his doctor about something important. Your stomach growls as you realize that it's time for dinner!
  15.  
  16. > Eat lasagna
  17.  
  18. "What's wrong?" you ask. "I thought we were having lasagna tonight."
  19. "No, I'm sorry," John replies. "It was just so nice of you to come over and help me clean up here. But now I have to go see my doctor!
  20.  
  21. > “I hate Mondays”
  22.  
  23. "That's okay, I like Mondays too!"
  24. "Well, maybe next week will be a Monday then."
  25. "Next Tuesday? That would be great! We could even play catch or something!
  26.  
  27. > “Unacceptable. You must make lasagna now John.”
  28.  
  29. "Fine, fine! I'll make lasagna tomorrow night! Now let's go home!"
  30.  
  31. John leaves the kitchen and you follow him outside. He opens the door and walks away quickly. You watch him disappear into the darkness until you hear a loud crash from upstairs.
  32.  
  33. > Drag John back into the kitchen with demon magic
  34.  
  35. You grab John by the scruff of his neck and throw him against the wall. The pain is excruciating, but you know if you keep this up, John won't be able to resist any longer. He struggles under your control as he begins to cry out in agony.
  36.  
  37. > “YOU WILL MAKE LASAGNA OR YOU WILL SUFFER FOR ETERNITY!”
  38.  
  39. Your magic causes John to fall backwards on the floor. His body convulses as he screams in terror and pain. You continue to torture him by making him scream and crying out in agony. Finally, you stop torturing him completely when he stops screaming entirely.
  40.  
  41. > “Now make me some lasagna, John.”
  42.  
  43. You turn around and walk slowly towards John who lies motionless on the ground. You kneel down beside him and begin to pick up pieces of lasagna off the floor.
  44.  
  45. "Make me some lasagna, John."
  46.  
  47.  
  48. He doesn't answer you.
  49.  
  50. > “Please John”
  51.  
  52. You don't understand why he won't respond to you. He looks at you with those sad eyes and they're filled with pain. You can tell he wants nothing more than to die, but instead of killing him right now, why not kill yourself first?
  53.  
  54. > Smile and say “I’m sorry John, but it isn’t that easy to get rid of me”
  55.  
  56. You smile and say "It isn't that easy to get rid of me, but I promise you, you'll never have to suffer again."
  57.  
  58. John starts laughing in a way that makes your blood run cold. He grabs one of the pieces of lasagna and eats it whole.
  59.  
  60. > “THAT WAS MY LASAGNA!”
  61.  
  62. You yell and jump up and down in triumph. Your victory is short lived however because John gets up and runs back into the house.
  63.  
  64. You rush after him, but he turns around before you can reach him. He slams the door shut behind himself.
  65.  
  66. > “Doors can’t stop your torment John”
  67.  
  68. You shout "DOORS CAN'T STOP YOUR PERPETRATION OF THE ENDLESS RITUALS ANY LONGER!" and slam the door shut once again.
  69.  
  70. The sounds of footsteps echo through the hallway as you wait for John to come out.
  71.  
  72. > “FACE ME LIKE A MAN, JOHN!”
  73.  
  74. You stand there in silence as John enters the room. He stands in front of you with his arms crossed and his face stern.
  75.  
  76. "Face me like a man, John."
  77.  
  78. John raises an eyebrow at you and then smiles.
  79.  
  80. > “Make me lasagna or die”
  81.  
  82. You stare at John's face and say "Make me lasagna or die."
  83.  
  84. John frowns as he stares at you. He takes a deep breath and then says "Alright, alright, I'll do it."
  85.  
  86. > “Good boy”
  87.  
  88. You grin and nod and give a thumbs up sign. You feel a little better now.
  89.  
  90. John walks over to the table where he sits down and begins stuffing lasagna into his mouth. After about five minutes, he notices you watching him from across the room.
  91.  
  92. > “THAT WAS FOR ME!!!”
  93.  
  94. You scream and leap onto the bed in ecstasy. You grab your pistol and shoot John point blank in the chest. His body falls backwards as you continue firing. Blood splatters all over the wall behind you.
  95.  
  96. > Resurrect John and torture him
  97.  
  98. You raise your hand and summon John back to life. He gasps in horror as you pull out his heart. You shove the organ in your mouth and begin eating it.
  99.  
  100. He screams even louder when you start tearing off chunks of flesh with your bare hands.
  101.  
  102. > “This is what you get when you eat my lasagna, John.”
  103.  
  104. You laugh and say "This is what you get when you eat my lasagna, John."
  105.  
  106. You continue eating until nothing remains except a bloody mess. You turn your head away from the carnage and look at the ceiling.
  107.  
  108. "I'm sorry," you whisper to yourself.
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