[Joke] 11.3 Boulangerie Magique

Kyou no tsuki wa amai mitsu no iro
Itsukame no yoru tomosu ingrédients
Tsuzutta namae odoru cupcakes
Yubi no saki ni fukumaseta himitsu
Yume no you ni toketeyuku mono
Yuki no you ni fukaku tojikomete
Sekai no katamuki sukoshi dake kaetemiru no
O-shortbread-sama ni wa dekinai himegoto

Akai raisins séchés mo kiiroi sucre candi demo
Agar-agar orange no hi no naka mysterious crêpe
Akai gousse de vanille wa mayonaka kazatta ao wo
Sosogeba murasaki ni kawaru wa mysterious crème

Eleven-point-three no baking
Fukuramu tsuki ni nozoku dessert yeah
Ginger and thyme mix no spoon
Yubi no saki ni fukumaseta himitsu
Yume no you ni toketeyuku mono
Yuki no you ni fukaku tojikomete
Sekai no katamuki sukoshidake kaetemiru no
O-shortbread-sama ni wa dekinai himegoto

Meringue italienne na asa no nioi
Usuresaseteyuku pain de mie no honoo
Moyasu omoi wa omamagoto no religieuse
Chausson aux pommes?
Maru de roba no mimi no amande

“On va pas en faire tout un plat!” wo dareka ni
Sukoshi ijiwaru na yousei no tartelette
Clafoutis calciné wa juu-nana moji no iiwake
Farine de blé?
Kyou mo demi baguette

Kaidan ni nigeta kutsu wa patisserie
Ibara no naka nemuru nara millefeuille ni
Sekai no sotogawa no crème chantilly
Te ni ireru no wa itsudemo mo o-shortbread-sama

Baguette complète-iro no sweets no naka wa
Awase-kagami no meiro to opéra ne
Yumemi-gokochi no heya no croissant no mukou
Farine de blé hidoi pain au chocolat

Levure de boulanger na yoru ni kurikaesu
Serious na itami pain de mie no honoo
Moeru omoi mo baba au rhum no hanazono
Chausson aux pommes?
Maru de roba no mimi no amande

Yoteichouwa no saigo no margarine no naka
Trash na kirsch
NOUGAT iranai wa

Nureta yubisaki de tsumitoru kyou no recette
Boulangerie magic
“On va pas en faire tout un plat!”

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The moon tonight is the color of sweet honey
This fifth night I light ingredients
The name I’d written dances across cupcakes
This secret held in my fingertips
Melts like a dream
Locked away deep like snow
I’ll try and change the world’s inclinations just a little
This secret a shortbread just can’t keep

Red raisins, or perhaps a yellow rock candy
A mysterious crêpe of agar amidst an orange flame..
When I pour this red vanilla bean over the blue scattered across midnight
It’ll turn violet, my mysterious cream

Tonight, the bakering at eleven-point-three
With dessert, I glance toward the waxing moon
A spoon of a mix with ginger and thyme
This secret held in my fingertips
Melts like a dream
Locked away deep like snow
I’ll try and change the world’s inclinations just a little
This secret a shortbead just can’t keep

In drifts the scent of morning made of Italian meringues
The flame atop this white bread is fading
My burning emotions a cream puff for dolls
Apple turnover?
Looks just like an almond’s ear to me

Saying “Let's not make it a big deal!” to someone
Is just the teasing tartlet of a faerie
This “calcined clafoutis” is but a seventeen-lettered excuse
Wheat flour?
Today is a half baguette again!

Those slippers racing down the stairs are pastries
Or for her, sleeping amidst the thorns, it’s a millefeuille
But none of those whipped creams are of this world
Only shortbreads get those roles

Inside these wholewheat baguette colored sweets
An opera cake, a labyrinth made of mirrors
Behind the croissants of this dreamy room
Wheat flour, you’ve done me an awful pain au chocolat!

The yeast nights cycle through
In serious pain, the flame atop this white bread
My burning emotions a rum baba flower garden
Apple turnover?
Looks just like an almond’s ear to me

On the last margarine for “Peace and Harmony”
A trashy kirsch?
NOUGAT? I don’t need that!

With wet fingertips I extinguish today’s recipe
Bakery Magic
“Let's not make it a big deal!”