The Spy Who Dumped Me (2018)

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<b><font face="Rockwell" color="#FFFF00">Re-Sync & Improved By: FidelPerez</font></b>
<b><font face="Rockwell" color="#966FD6">Subtitle By: explosiveskull</font></b>
<b><font face="Rockwell" color="#00FFFF">Sub Upload Date: October 21, 2018</font></b>

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Three euro.

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Two. I'll give it for two.

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One-fifty?

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<i>♫ Happy birthday to you ♫</i>

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<i>♫ Happy birthday to you ♫</i>

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<i>♫ Happy birthday
Audrey Stockman ♫</i>

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<i>♫ This little lady over here ♫</i>

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<i>♫ This funny, gorgeous ♫</i>

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<i>♫ Funny, wonderful lady
over here ♫</i>

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<i>♫ It's Audrey ♫</i>

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<i>♫ It's your birthday
and you're 30 today ♫</i>

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<i>♫ I love you
Happy birthday ♫</i>

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Morgan, you're such
a fucking freak. I love you.

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- I love you.
- Where'd you steal that microphone from?

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<i>Audrey, you know me.
You know that I own microphones.</i>

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Fuck me! Tess is here.

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Oh, my God!
The audacity.

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- Morgan...
- The sheer hubris

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to show up here
at your birthday.

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- Morgan...
- There was a minimum

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number of people
in order to reserve the bar.

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- Morgan...
- I'm so sorry. Oh, my God!

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I didn't think she would come.

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Oh, she's ordering
a custom cocktail.

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I'm gonna kill myself.

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What do I say? Huh? Like,

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"My boyfriend dumped me
in a text message."

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- How do I explain that?
- I know.

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There's a simple solution.
It's called lying.

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No. I'm a really bad liar.

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I know, 'cause you ramble.
You give too many details.

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And then people know
that you're lying.

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You have to be concise
about it.

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Here, ask me
what I've been up to lately.

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- Um, what have you been up to?
- I bought a boat. And we're out.

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Oh, my God. She's coming over here.
I'm with you.

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- Let's do this.
- Okay.

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Hey, ladies!

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- I can't do this.
- Oh, you're fucking dead to me!

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Happy birthday!

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Hey, girl!

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Where's your
adorable boyfriend?

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You know, you guys make
such a surprising couple.

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Like, if I didn't meet him
as your boyfriend,

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I would assume he'd be dating
someone more...

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Like, edgy. Like a cool girl.
Like a model.

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But then
I see you two together,

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and it's like,
"Aw, this works too."

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Where is he?
So I can hug him.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Oh, God. Oh, come on.

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This is crazy because
you're from the Ukraine...

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...and I just auditioned

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to be a Ukrainian farm girl
in a GEICO ad.

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- And?
- They told me

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I was too authentic.
Anyway...

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Is it Ukraine or the Ukraine?

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Well, it depends.

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You say how you like,
you know?

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Always let beautiful,
sexy woman decide.

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Okay.

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That's what this is?

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- You know...
- All right.

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You have face like doll.

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Mmm. Okay.

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Such a small, narrow waist.
It's tiny.

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You know,
I was gonna drive home,

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but now I think I might
just drive into a wall.

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Hit me.

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Wait, I can use this.

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Come here.

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- Audrey.
- Yeah?

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This is Viktor. He's a
visitor from Eastern Europe.

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He has something that
he wants to say to you.

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- I do?
- Yeah, yeah.

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This is my best friend.
She's having a bad night.

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Can you just use
your aggressive masculinity

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for good instead of for evil?

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Just tell her
what you told me before.

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What are you doing?

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You have doll face.

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No, make it specific to her.

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Like really
objectify her.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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Okay, cool. Uh...

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You have big baby eyes.

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- Mmm.
- And, phew, soft...

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- Supple udders. Yeah.
- Oh.

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- Oh, my God! What the fuck?
- Wow!

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Thank you so much, Viktor.

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- You've done good work.
- Okay.

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- Thank you so much.
- Okay, bye-bye.

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I fucking hate you.

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Oh, come on! You're smiling.

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Hey, Audrey. Where's Drew?

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He drowned.

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Ugh. Do you see?
This has been all night long.

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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

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- You have to move on.
- Yes, I know.

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It's just really hard
to do that

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when he left a box of his shit
in our apartment,

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and he won't even text me back
about picking it up.

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I know.

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- Oh, can I see your phone?
- Yeah.

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I just have to
Google something.

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Whew!

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Who are you texting?

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Morgan, let me see my phone.

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- I'm texting Drew.
- Oh, my God!

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I said, "Fuck you,
you worthless nutsack.

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"I'm setting your shit
on fire."

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Oh, my God, no!

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Why the fuck
would you write that?

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'Cause we're gonna
set his shit on fire.

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Fuck!

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Really, Drew?

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Skid marks
on your underwear?

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What are you, eight?

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Did he want me to wash them?

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Is that why
he broke up with me?

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'Cause I didn't
mother him enough?

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Fuck you. Wipe your own ass.

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Okay. Oh, what's this?

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Oh.

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This is actually
a handwritten list

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of his favorite breakfast
burrito places in Los Angeles.

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- Stop! He made notes.
- Yep.

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"Great egg to tortilla ratio."

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Fuckin' idiot.

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- Burn the fire.
- Burn!

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Oh, my God! His trophy.

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Second place trophy,
fantasy football.

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And he saved it.

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No! It's not
even real football.

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It's a fucking fantasy!

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Oh, wait.

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Oh, my God. It's Drew.

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- <i>Hello?</i>
- Hey.

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Really? That's it? "Hey"?

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Are your ears burning?
'Cause your shit is.

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I'm sorry. I fucked up, okay?

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<i>Hold on. What?</i>

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What do you mean,
you fucked up? Which part?

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I'm gonna come over tomorrow,

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and I'm going to
explain everything, okay?

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Please don't do anything
with my stuff.

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I'll be back tomorrow.

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Drew?

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Drew!

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- Oh! I'm so sorry.
- That's okay.

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Happy birthday.

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How...

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- Yep.
- The... Yeah.

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- Uh, it's not my birthday.
- Oh.

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I just kinda wear it
for warmth.

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Well, if it was your birthday,
I would say, um...

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"Happy birthday."

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Well, I'd probably say,
"Thank you."

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You're welcome.

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Hey.

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I got a quarter left.

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Your mission, should you
choose to accept it,

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is to find the absolute
worst song on the jukebox.

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Okay.

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One gum, please.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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Um...

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$2.25.

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Have a great day.

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Aren't you gonna ask me
if I need help to my car?

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So, um...

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Where are you from?

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Uh...

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England.

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That's what I thought.

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Yeah, but sometimes
when I think that

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people end up
being Australian.

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Ah. People do sometimes end up
being Australian.

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Shut up!

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Oh, God! I don't
actually mean "shut up."

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It's a figure of speech.

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I don't know
if you do that in England.

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What? Figures of speech?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah. We invented that.

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Right.

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You know, some...

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Some might say that I'm not
exercising good judgment

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following a strange man
somewhere.

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This is how
people get shoved

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in the back
of sketchy vans, right?

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That makes this
rather awkward.

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Mmm.

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Get in the van.

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What?

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Oh, my God!
Okay, what is happening?

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Did I do something wrong?
Am I in trouble?

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Listen, we just wanna talk
about Drew Thayer.

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- He's your boyfriend, right?
- No.

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I mean, yes. Well, he was my
boyfriend, but we broke up.

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Why? Is he in trouble?

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Yes. Drew is
in a lot of trouble.

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That's why you're in a van.

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Do you know where

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your ex-boyfriend worked,
Miss Stockman?

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Uh, yeah. NPR.

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He had a podcast.
It was about, um...

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I'm not 100% sure
what it was about,

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but like jazz and economics.

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Okay, nobody
listened to that podcast.

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Not even me,
and I went to Harvard.

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Wow. Only took you
two minutes.

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Well, I had to give her that
for context, Seb.

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That podcast
was Drew's cover job.

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Well, Drew never mentioned
having another job.

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Listen, Drew was CIA.

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I'm sorry. What?

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Oh, my God!

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You were in Vegas
when we saw Celine Dion?

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Ironically.

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- Oh, my God!
- Listen, Drew's gone missing.

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A lot of innocent people are
gonna die unless we find him.

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Has he been in contact
with you?

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No.

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- Are you sure?
- Mmm-mmm. No.

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Oh, unless it was
last Tuesday night,

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'cause I dropped
my phone in the tub

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and it stopped working
for a little while.

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That's... Yep,
that's what happened.

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So I went on the Internet,

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and I was like,
"How do I fix my phone?"

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It said to put it
in a bag of rice,

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so I was like,
"I don't have rice."

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Okay. You do not
wanna lie to us.

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Okay. Okay, fine.
Yes, he called me last night.

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Well, I guess he called me back.
Finally.

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I called him, like,
a thousand times.

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Just this week, after I
stopped hearing from him.

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I called him, like, a normal
amount when we were together.

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I'm normal.

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Okay.

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Oh, my God.
I love you, Mom.

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Morgan.
Morgan, I need to talk to you.

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Oh, wait.
Audrey just got home.

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- I need to talk to you.
- I need to talk to you.

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Viktor is in my room
right now.

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I don't know
who the fuck that is.

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Viktor, the guy from the bar
last night.

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Turns out
I left my driver's license.

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He sent me a Facebook message.

253
00:14:26,135 --> 00:14:27,501
And then he sent me
two pictures of his dick.

254
00:14:27,503 --> 00:14:28,602
- Okay. I don't...
- I don't really... I know,

255
00:14:28,604 --> 00:14:30,371
I don't wanna reward
that kind of behavior either,

256
00:14:30,373 --> 00:14:31,372
but I needed
my driver's license back.

257
00:14:31,374 --> 00:14:34,074
I'm not gonna go to the DMV.
I mean, kill me.

258
00:14:34,076 --> 00:14:35,710
Totally. Can we just... I just
need to tell you something.

259
00:14:35,712 --> 00:14:39,013
But I'm using this opportunity
to teach him about feminism.

260
00:14:39,015 --> 00:14:40,481
There he is. Hey.

261
00:14:40,483 --> 00:14:42,249
You remember Audrey
from last night?

262
00:14:42,251 --> 00:14:44,686
Yeah. You know, Audrey,

263
00:14:44,688 --> 00:14:47,290
"There is no limit to what
we women can achieve."

264
00:14:48,257 --> 00:14:49,292
Michelle Obama.

265
00:14:51,461 --> 00:14:53,194
Okay. I take shower.

266
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:54,197
Okay.

267
00:14:55,298 --> 00:14:57,231
He's doing very well.
One second.

268
00:14:57,233 --> 00:14:59,568
Mom, did you get the dick pics
that I forwarded you?

269
00:14:59,570 --> 00:15:00,735
- Morgan.
- What?

270
00:15:00,737 --> 00:15:02,203
Audrey thinks it's weird
that we tell

271
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:03,270
each other everything.
I think it's...

272
00:15:03,272 --> 00:15:05,072
I know.
Of course, it's normal.

273
00:15:05,074 --> 00:15:06,475
Yes! That's what I said.

274
00:15:06,477 --> 00:15:08,577
It looks like an unbaked
crescent roll.

275
00:15:08,579 --> 00:15:10,177
No, I know you like them uncut.

276
00:15:10,179 --> 00:15:12,046
Wait, hold on. My mom wants
to know if you've ever been

277
00:15:12,048 --> 00:15:13,147
- with an uncircumcised guy?
- Oh, my God.

278
00:15:13,149 --> 00:15:14,716
Morgan, I'm begging you.
Get off the fucking phone!

279
00:15:14,718 --> 00:15:16,453
Okay, I love you.
I'll talk to you later.

280
00:15:17,588 --> 00:15:18,455
What?

281
00:15:20,056 --> 00:15:23,527
Get this. Two guys show up
at my work from the CIA.

282
00:15:24,495 --> 00:15:25,662
They wanna talk about Drew.

283
00:15:27,129 --> 00:15:28,332
They said he's a spy.

284
00:15:31,401 --> 00:15:32,569
What do you mean, a spy?

285
00:15:34,238 --> 00:15:36,171
Morgan, I'm serious.

286
00:15:36,173 --> 00:15:37,739
They showed me photos of him

287
00:15:37,741 --> 00:15:40,775
with, like, dead bodies
and, like, weapons and blood.

288
00:15:40,777 --> 00:15:42,611
Wait, wait. What? What?
I know.

289
00:15:42,613 --> 00:15:44,713
I know this sounds batshit crazy,
but just think about it, okay?

290
00:15:44,715 --> 00:15:47,182
There were so many unanswered
questions about that guy.

291
00:15:47,184 --> 00:15:48,517
Like if he went to Vassar,

292
00:15:48,519 --> 00:15:50,252
why does he pronounce it
"liberry"?

293
00:15:50,254 --> 00:15:52,222
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

294
00:15:55,692 --> 00:15:58,460
Sorry.

295
00:15:58,462 --> 00:16:00,330
Couldn't remember
if you were 3-A or 3-B.

296
00:16:01,131 --> 00:16:02,731
- Hey.
- What?

297
00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:04,866
I'm not great on text.
I'm better on email.

298
00:16:04,868 --> 00:16:06,103
You know that. I'm...

299
00:16:07,804 --> 00:16:09,538
Why does it smell like
lighter fluid?

300
00:16:09,540 --> 00:16:10,705
Because I wasn't kidding
when I told you

301
00:16:10,707 --> 00:16:12,407
I was gonna
set your shit on fire.

302
00:16:12,409 --> 00:16:13,876
Look, listen, I get it.

303
00:16:13,878 --> 00:16:14,810
It's a long story.

304
00:16:14,812 --> 00:16:16,444
There was something
that I had to deal with.

305
00:16:16,446 --> 00:16:18,282
Okay? I just wasn't
in the right headspace.

306
00:16:19,550 --> 00:16:20,384
I know you're a spy.

307
00:16:22,586 --> 00:16:24,319
Yeah.

308
00:16:24,321 --> 00:16:26,121
These guys
showed up at my work,

309
00:16:26,123 --> 00:16:27,890
shoved me into a van,

310
00:16:27,892 --> 00:16:29,560
and showed me
these horrible photos.

311
00:16:30,895 --> 00:16:32,260
Where...

312
00:16:32,262 --> 00:16:33,328
- What did you tell 'em?
- What do you mean,

313
00:16:33,330 --> 00:16:34,496
"What did I tell them?"
You're not gonna deny to it?

314
00:16:34,498 --> 00:16:37,733
Or tell me those photos
were photoshopped or anything?

315
00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:40,135
Oh, my God!
You have a fucking gun!

316
00:16:40,137 --> 00:16:42,137
I need you to tell me
exactly what you told them.

317
00:16:42,139 --> 00:16:43,608
Wait, is this why
you broke up with me?

318
00:16:45,475 --> 00:16:47,610
- What's on your forehead?
- What?

319
00:16:47,612 --> 00:16:49,579
You have, like, this little
red dot on your forehead.

320
00:16:49,581 --> 00:16:51,547
- Oh, shit!
- Oh, my God!

321
00:16:51,549 --> 00:16:52,550
Go, go, go!

322
00:16:53,383 --> 00:16:54,251
Stay down!

323
00:16:55,185 --> 00:16:56,487
Go! Go!

324
00:16:56,921 --> 00:16:58,320
Stay down!

325
00:16:58,322 --> 00:16:59,722
Stay away from the windows!

326
00:16:59,724 --> 00:17:01,124
Dad, I have to call you back.

327
00:17:05,496 --> 00:17:06,631
What the fuck is going on?

328
00:17:06,931 --> 00:17:08,165
Morgan!

329
00:17:09,232 --> 00:17:10,335
Wait, you're bleeding.

330
00:17:11,168 --> 00:17:12,335
Fuck!

331
00:17:12,337 --> 00:17:13,769
Some bad people are after me.

332
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:14,904
The CIA?

333
00:17:14,906 --> 00:17:17,873
And some other people too.
And now they're after you.

334
00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:20,175
- It's exactly why I left you.
- Oh, my God.

335
00:17:20,177 --> 00:17:21,412
I didn't want you in danger.

336
00:17:23,481 --> 00:17:26,515
It's also why I left you this.

337
00:17:26,517 --> 00:17:27,785
- Your trophy?
- Because I trust you.

338
00:17:29,420 --> 00:17:31,821
A lot of innocent people
are gonna die

339
00:17:31,823 --> 00:17:34,423
unless we get this
to where it needs to go, okay?

340
00:17:34,425 --> 00:17:36,459
So what we're gonna do is, we're
gonna leave the apartment.

341
00:17:36,461 --> 00:17:38,794
We're gonna go
to Vienna. Okay?

342
00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,498
And we're gonna go
to Cafe Schiele.

343
00:17:41,699 --> 00:17:43,633
We're gonna meet
someone named Verne

344
00:17:43,635 --> 00:17:45,434
at 11:00 a.m. tomorrow.

345
00:17:45,436 --> 00:17:46,535
Wait. Why are you
telling me this

346
00:17:46,537 --> 00:17:48,237
if we're doing this together?

347
00:17:48,239 --> 00:17:50,740
In case I don't make it
outta here alive.

348
00:17:50,742 --> 00:17:53,244
- No, Drew, you're not gonna die.
- Listen to me.

349
00:17:54,379 --> 00:17:58,447
11:00 a.m.
Cafe Schiele. Verne.

350
00:17:58,449 --> 00:18:00,349
- You got it?
- Okay, got it.

351
00:18:00,351 --> 00:18:02,320
And don't trust anybody.

352
00:18:03,521 --> 00:18:04,720
Anybody.

353
00:18:09,227 --> 00:18:10,328
<i>Do svidanya,</i> Drew.

354
00:18:11,496 --> 00:18:12,530
Oh, my God!

355
00:18:20,571 --> 00:18:22,304
Oh, my God! Drew's dead.

356
00:18:22,306 --> 00:18:22,908
Open up!

357
00:18:24,242 --> 00:18:26,409
Fire escape! Fire escape.

358
00:18:26,411 --> 00:18:27,844
Open up now!
We got a search warrant!

359
00:18:31,950 --> 00:18:33,349
Hallway clear!

360
00:18:33,351 --> 00:18:34,352
Door right.

361
00:18:34,820 --> 00:18:35,919
Clear!

362
00:18:35,921 --> 00:18:37,255
Check it!

363
00:18:43,261 --> 00:18:44,295
- Are you okay?
- What?

364
00:18:44,997 --> 00:18:46,665
No! Are you?

365
00:18:48,299 --> 00:18:49,568
- No.
- Okay.

366
00:18:50,903 --> 00:18:52,769
So, um,
where are we going?

367
00:18:52,771 --> 00:18:55,005
I don't know.
Where are we gonna be safe?

368
00:18:55,007 --> 00:18:56,573
Pull into that parking lot.

369
00:18:56,575 --> 00:18:57,574
There's a bathroom
in that Pilates Plus.

370
00:18:57,576 --> 00:19:00,677
We are not hiding
in a fucking Pilates Plus.

371
00:19:00,679 --> 00:19:02,045
Where's the police station?

372
00:19:02,047 --> 00:19:03,580
What? No, police.

373
00:19:03,582 --> 00:19:05,916
We're not doing police
'cause I killed someone.

374
00:19:05,918 --> 00:19:07,484
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!

375
00:19:07,486 --> 00:19:08,685
Call the CIA guys.

376
00:19:08,687 --> 00:19:10,687
No! Drew said
that we can't trust anyone,

377
00:19:10,689 --> 00:19:12,956
and he's right,
'cause he's dead!

378
00:19:12,958 --> 00:19:14,891
Probably because
I talked to them.

379
00:19:14,893 --> 00:19:16,560
No, it's 'cause
I let the assassin

380
00:19:16,562 --> 00:19:18,528
into the apartment.

381
00:19:18,530 --> 00:19:20,330
Okay, fair enough.
It's both our faults.

382
00:19:22,668 --> 00:19:24,470
- Shit!
- You gonna get the call?

383
00:19:24,803 --> 00:19:25,702
Hello.

384
00:19:25,704 --> 00:19:26,905
<i>Audrey, it's Sebastian.</i>

385
00:19:27,506 --> 00:19:28,972
You killed Drew.

386
00:19:28,974 --> 00:19:30,640
I told you
where he was gonna be,

387
00:19:30,642 --> 00:19:31,875
and you fucking killed him!

388
00:19:31,877 --> 00:19:33,443
Sorry, can I ask a question?
Who is this?

389
00:19:33,445 --> 00:19:34,878
That's the asshole
from the CIA.

390
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,480
<i>Audrey,
where are you taking it?</i>

391
00:19:36,482 --> 00:19:37,581
Why would I tell you?

392
00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:38,784
<i>Give us the package.</i>

393
00:19:39,351 --> 00:19:40,517
<i>Trust me.</i>

394
00:19:40,519 --> 00:19:41,854
I don't trust anyone anymore.

395
00:19:44,490 --> 00:19:46,323
You trust me though, right?

396
00:19:46,325 --> 00:19:48,525
Yes, of course, I trust you.
You don't count.

397
00:19:48,527 --> 00:19:50,727
Good. 'Cause this is not
some fake spy friendship

398
00:19:50,729 --> 00:19:52,462
that the Russians
put together.

399
00:19:52,464 --> 00:19:53,931
Dude, shut up. I know.

400
00:19:53,933 --> 00:19:55,732
Okay, Drew said that if
we don't deliver this package,

401
00:19:55,734 --> 00:19:57,501
a lot of people are gonna die.

402
00:19:57,503 --> 00:19:58,535
What if we don't do it
and then there's

403
00:19:58,537 --> 00:20:00,337
a terrorist attack
or something?

404
00:20:00,339 --> 00:20:01,806
Well, what did he say to do?

405
00:20:01,808 --> 00:20:03,742
We have to get it
to a cafe in Vienna.

406
00:20:04,944 --> 00:20:06,276
Austria, Vienna?

407
00:20:06,278 --> 00:20:08,514
- Yes. That's what he said.
- Okay. Well, why don't we do that then?

408
00:20:09,849 --> 00:20:11,481
Do what? Go to Europe

409
00:20:11,483 --> 00:20:12,984
when a bunch of people
are trying to kill us?

410
00:20:12,986 --> 00:20:15,686
Do you wanna die
having never been to Europe?

411
00:20:15,688 --> 00:20:18,290
Or do you wanna go to Europe
and die having been to Europe?

412
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:21,326
Why are those
my only two options?

413
00:20:22,762 --> 00:20:24,494
Okay. This is a sign.

414
00:20:24,496 --> 00:20:25,930
Our passports
are still in there

415
00:20:25,932 --> 00:20:27,466
from our road trip to Tijuana.

416
00:20:29,368 --> 00:20:31,135
Okay, someone that you love

417
00:20:31,137 --> 00:20:33,807
just died and asked you
to do one last thing.

418
00:20:34,774 --> 00:20:36,042
I think you gotta do it.

419
00:20:36,876 --> 00:20:37,811
I'll go with you.

420
00:20:40,013 --> 00:20:42,480
Okay, fuck it. Let's just...
Let's go to Austria.

421
00:20:42,482 --> 00:20:43,516
Let's go to Austria.

422
00:20:45,385 --> 00:20:47,118
- Why are you turning?
- I have to park.

423
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,386
People are trying to kill us.

424
00:20:48,388 --> 00:20:49,422
We're not fucking
parking in Lot C.

425
00:20:56,462 --> 00:20:57,895
<i>We need a suitcase.</i>

426
00:20:57,897 --> 00:20:59,897
I think it looks suspicious if we
go through international security

427
00:20:59,899 --> 00:21:01,866
with no luggage and just
a weird trophy, right?

428
00:21:01,868 --> 00:21:03,801
Wait. Wouldn't it be
more suspicious

429
00:21:03,803 --> 00:21:05,403
if we go through security
with a suitcase

430
00:21:05,405 --> 00:21:07,572
that's totally empty
except for the weird trophy?

431
00:21:07,574 --> 00:21:09,607
Yes. We need
more trophies then.

432
00:21:09,609 --> 00:21:11,008
That's what we'll do.

433
00:21:11,010 --> 00:21:12,910
We'll be the kind of women
who jet off to Vienna

434
00:21:12,912 --> 00:21:14,146
with all of our awards.

435
00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:15,713
We're notable.
We're recognized.

436
00:21:15,715 --> 00:21:17,016
We have trophies, baby!

437
00:21:17,984 --> 00:21:19,086
"Best Grandson"?

438
00:21:19,919 --> 00:21:21,153
Yes.

439
00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:22,187
Don't be nervous.

440
00:21:22,189 --> 00:21:24,922
People get caught
when they're not confident.

441
00:21:24,924 --> 00:21:27,760
Hello, are you new?
I usually deal with Cesar.

442
00:21:29,629 --> 00:21:30,928
Shit! We gotta
get rid of our phones.

443
00:21:30,930 --> 00:21:32,830
Bad guys can track us
even if they're off.

444
00:21:32,832 --> 00:21:35,067
Oh, right. I've actually
known that for a long time.

445
00:21:35,069 --> 00:21:36,868
I went to performing arts camp
with Edward Snowden.

446
00:21:36,870 --> 00:21:38,203
Oh, that's right.
You used to date Snowden.

447
00:21:38,205 --> 00:21:40,605
No, no. He tried.

448
00:21:40,607 --> 00:21:41,708
God, he was obsessed with me.

449
00:21:42,609 --> 00:21:44,542
He was really into ska.

450
00:21:44,544 --> 00:21:45,776
When the whole thing
was going down, I was like,

451
00:21:45,778 --> 00:21:46,711
"Why is no one
talking about the fact

452
00:21:46,713 --> 00:21:48,914
"that Edward Snowden
is really into ska?"

453
00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:50,383
- Give me your phone.
- Oh, yeah.

454
00:21:52,152 --> 00:21:55,453
<i>Final call
for boarding Flight 232.</i>

455
00:21:55,455 --> 00:21:56,889
<i>Final call
for boarding Flight 232.</i>

456
00:21:56,891 --> 00:21:57,956
Bitch!

457
00:21:57,958 --> 00:21:59,093
Oh.

458
00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:01,661
Bitch!

459
00:22:10,738 --> 00:22:12,472
- <i>Mambo No. 5?</i>
- Oh, please.

460
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:14,572
- What?
- Have you heard mambos

461
00:22:14,574 --> 00:22:15,807
one through four?
They're fantastic.

462
00:22:15,809 --> 00:22:16,975
- Wow!
- Yeah.

463
00:22:16,977 --> 00:22:18,610
That's good.
That's good.

464
00:22:18,612 --> 00:22:19,847
Oh, I got one.
Close your eyes.

465
00:22:20,981 --> 00:22:21,916
- Close your eyes.
- Okay.

466
00:22:33,494 --> 00:22:34,828
Oh. Um...

467
00:22:35,696 --> 00:22:36,931
No. Uh...

468
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:44,269
<i>♫ Once there was this kid who ♫</i>

469
00:22:44,271 --> 00:22:51,176
<i>♫ Got into an accident couldn't
come to school but when... ♫</i>

470
00:22:51,178 --> 00:22:52,678
Yeah, that's the worst song.

471
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:53,812
- You win.
- Right?

472
00:22:53,814 --> 00:22:54,980
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

473
00:22:54,982 --> 00:22:56,048
- That's the worst.
- Thank you.

474
00:22:56,050 --> 00:22:58,150
They play this kind of stuff
in Europe all the time.

475
00:22:58,152 --> 00:22:59,851
It's like the whole
continent just said,

476
00:22:59,853 --> 00:23:01,956
"You know what? I love 1994.
Let's just stay here."

477
00:23:03,958 --> 00:23:05,826
I wouldn't know.
I've never been to Europe.

478
00:23:24,012 --> 00:23:25,146
Oh!

479
00:23:26,580 --> 00:23:27,947
For our special today,

480
00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:30,582
I would recommend
our meat and bread platter

481
00:23:30,584 --> 00:23:32,151
with a hot pot of fondue.

482
00:23:32,153 --> 00:23:33,854
This is really fancy.

483
00:23:34,289 --> 00:23:35,489
We belong here.

484
00:23:36,992 --> 00:23:39,691
Was this a place that Drew
would hang out at?

485
00:23:39,693 --> 00:23:41,327
I mean, Drew. Like...

486
00:23:41,329 --> 00:23:45,699
The same guy that called
7-Eleven sushi Japanese food.

487
00:23:46,901 --> 00:23:48,203
Okay. Who do we
think Verne is?

488
00:23:49,304 --> 00:23:50,837
I don't know.

489
00:23:50,839 --> 00:23:52,606
And won't Verne
be looking for Drew?

490
00:23:54,175 --> 00:23:56,011
- Fuck!
- How's he gonna know it's us?

491
00:23:56,711 --> 00:23:58,244
God damn it!
What do we do?

492
00:24:00,715 --> 00:24:02,951
Oh, no. What's wrong?
What do you see?

493
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,321
Oh, nothing.
It's just that, um,

494
00:24:08,323 --> 00:24:10,524
cake's a lot of flour
and dairy for me. I...

495
00:24:11,726 --> 00:24:13,960
I have to have diarrhea.

496
00:24:13,962 --> 00:24:15,130
- Okay.
- Okay.

497
00:24:17,365 --> 00:24:20,099
Morgan, you should...
You should probably go.

498
00:24:20,101 --> 00:24:21,801
- I can hold it.
- No.

499
00:24:21,803 --> 00:24:24,003
- No. Mmm. You should probably not do that.
- No.

500
00:24:24,005 --> 00:24:24,937
No.
No, this is more important.

501
00:24:24,939 --> 00:24:27,142
No! Oh, my gosh.
It's really not. Please go.

502
00:24:35,283 --> 00:24:36,816
Can I bring you anything else?

503
00:24:36,818 --> 00:24:38,785
Uh, no.

504
00:24:38,787 --> 00:24:40,953
Don't make a noise.

505
00:24:40,955 --> 00:24:42,624
I'm the person
you're here to meet.

506
00:24:44,893 --> 00:24:47,126
I'm sorry.
Um, you're Verne?

507
00:24:47,128 --> 00:24:49,396
It's an alias.
Now, hand the package over.

508
00:24:49,398 --> 00:24:51,200
Wait. None of this
is making any sense.

509
00:24:53,134 --> 00:24:54,736
- Oh, my God!
- Don't say a word.

510
00:24:55,904 --> 00:24:57,070
Okay.

511
00:24:57,072 --> 00:24:58,905
Oh, my God.

512
00:25:02,078 --> 00:25:03,676
I'm trying to protect you.

513
00:25:03,678 --> 00:25:05,412
Yeah. The same way
you protected Drew?

514
00:25:05,414 --> 00:25:06,946
If you were here
to protect me,

515
00:25:06,948 --> 00:25:07,980
you wouldn't be
pointing a gun at me.

516
00:25:07,982 --> 00:25:10,384
I may not be in the CIA,
but I know that much.

517
00:25:10,386 --> 00:25:12,685
MI6, actually.
Drew was CIA.

518
00:25:12,687 --> 00:25:14,021
It's an international effort.

519
00:25:14,023 --> 00:25:15,289
Whatever!

520
00:25:26,268 --> 00:25:27,767
You're Verne?

521
00:25:27,769 --> 00:25:28,770
<i>Guten Morgen.</i>

522
00:25:31,673 --> 00:25:32,842
<i>Guten</i> Verne.

523
00:25:34,776 --> 00:25:35,809
Would you please stop
pointing that?

524
00:25:35,811 --> 00:25:37,144
It's making me very nervous.

525
00:25:37,146 --> 00:25:38,212
- When I get nervous...
- Sit still and listen.

526
00:25:38,214 --> 00:25:40,314
Okay.

527
00:25:40,316 --> 00:25:42,983
In a moment, everyone in this
cafe is gonna start shooting.

528
00:25:42,985 --> 00:25:44,818
They all want
what you've got,

529
00:25:44,820 --> 00:25:46,019
and they'll kill
each and every one of us

530
00:25:46,021 --> 00:25:47,056
until they get it.

531
00:25:49,959 --> 00:25:51,892
If you run,
you'll be killed.

532
00:25:51,894 --> 00:25:53,060
If you do manage to get out,

533
00:25:53,062 --> 00:25:54,027
you won't be able
to go anywhere.

534
00:25:54,029 --> 00:25:55,095
If you scan your passport
at the border,

535
00:25:55,097 --> 00:25:57,197
there will be men with guns
bigger than this one

536
00:25:57,199 --> 00:25:58,899
that won't say a word
before they kill you.

537
00:25:58,901 --> 00:26:00,834
And if you do make it
to the airport,

538
00:26:00,836 --> 00:26:02,903
we'll be waiting for you.

539
00:26:02,905 --> 00:26:05,973
So hand the package over,
and no one gets hurt.

540
00:26:05,975 --> 00:26:07,107
Except for Drew.

541
00:26:07,109 --> 00:26:09,311
Okay. It's not productive
to keep bringing that up.

542
00:26:11,147 --> 00:26:14,683
That's not Verne.

543
00:26:16,719 --> 00:26:17,720
The package.

544
00:26:19,456 --> 00:26:20,656
Good.

545
00:26:33,736 --> 00:26:35,272
That's not Verne!

546
00:26:40,109 --> 00:26:41,110
What?

547
00:26:52,222 --> 00:26:53,022
What?

548
00:27:01,531 --> 00:27:02,898
Oh, my God!

549
00:27:15,545 --> 00:27:16,346
Morgan!

550
00:27:39,135 --> 00:27:40,136
Oh, my God.

551
00:27:54,451 --> 00:27:55,519
No!

552
00:27:56,453 --> 00:27:57,254
No! Verne, wait!

553
00:28:02,526 --> 00:28:03,592
Holy shit! Run!

554
00:28:27,984 --> 00:28:30,219
Oh, my God! I killed someone!
I killed someone!

555
00:28:30,221 --> 00:28:32,088
- Stop yelling that!
- Oh, my God!

556
00:28:33,624 --> 00:28:35,857
- Oh, my God!
- Wait. Shit.

557
00:28:35,859 --> 00:28:37,159
Get in the fucking car!
Get in the car!

558
00:28:37,161 --> 00:28:38,494
That car?
That's not our car!

559
00:28:38,496 --> 00:28:39,428
Sorry! I'm so sorry!
I'm sorry.

560
00:28:39,430 --> 00:28:40,962
Hey! Ah!

561
00:28:40,964 --> 00:28:42,164
Okay!
Okay, we're set.

562
00:28:42,166 --> 00:28:43,232
- Oh, shit!
- What?

563
00:28:43,234 --> 00:28:46,034
It's a stick. Do you know
how to drive a stick?

564
00:28:46,036 --> 00:28:48,903
- No! No!
- Fuck!

565
00:28:48,905 --> 00:28:51,340
- Which one's the brake?
- I don't know. There are so many.

566
00:28:51,342 --> 00:28:52,574
How do I change
the fucking gear?

567
00:28:52,576 --> 00:28:53,609
How does your car work?

568
00:28:53,611 --> 00:28:55,144
I'm so sorry.

569
00:28:55,146 --> 00:28:56,512
- It's an emergency!
- Oh, my God!

570
00:28:56,514 --> 00:28:57,348
- Oh, God!
- Oh!

571
00:29:03,187 --> 00:29:05,921
- Okay. It wasn't so bad.
- Get out! Abort! Mission abort!

572
00:29:05,923 --> 00:29:07,990
Sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

573
00:29:07,992 --> 00:29:09,260
Hurry! Hurry!

574
00:29:09,894 --> 00:29:11,028
Hey!

575
00:29:12,596 --> 00:29:15,132
Stop. The cab. Come on.

576
00:29:17,034 --> 00:29:19,003
Hello. Hi, can we go, please?

577
00:29:21,038 --> 00:29:22,271
- Mr. Yang?
- Yeah.

578
00:29:22,273 --> 00:29:24,039
Yeah, my mother
married a Chinese man.

579
00:29:24,041 --> 00:29:25,574
It's a very long,
beautiful story. They met...

580
00:29:25,576 --> 00:29:28,177
We are Yang.
We are Mr. Yang. Yes.

581
00:29:28,179 --> 00:29:29,178
- All right.
- Thank you so much.

582
00:29:29,180 --> 00:29:30,612
Thank you. We gotta go.

583
00:29:30,614 --> 00:29:31,449
And we're on the gas.

584
00:29:33,918 --> 00:29:36,051
- So, you guys visiting?
- No, we live here.

585
00:29:36,053 --> 00:29:38,189
I'm an Austrian man
named Mr. Yang. Go.

586
00:29:39,256 --> 00:29:40,356
So, I'm Lukas.

587
00:29:40,358 --> 00:29:41,591
How can I make your ride

588
00:29:41,593 --> 00:29:44,093
- in Vienna excellent today?
- Everything's fine.

589
00:29:44,095 --> 00:29:45,027
Everything's great.
Can you just drive?

590
00:29:45,029 --> 00:29:46,962
Oh, no. Fine is not
good enough for me.

591
00:29:46,964 --> 00:29:48,230
- Okay.
- I want excellent.

592
00:29:48,232 --> 00:29:50,232
Would you like some waters?
Still? Sparkling?

593
00:29:50,234 --> 00:29:51,601
No, water. Fully hydrated.

594
00:29:51,603 --> 00:29:52,569
Would you like
to listen to music?

595
00:29:52,571 --> 00:29:54,970
No. No, no. No music.
Just drive, please.

596
00:29:54,972 --> 00:29:56,573
But I'm not only
a driver, actually.

597
00:29:56,575 --> 00:29:58,340
I'm also a DJ
on Saturday nights.

598
00:29:58,342 --> 00:30:00,376
Oh, get out!
Wow, that's cool.

599
00:30:00,378 --> 00:30:01,444
I don't know
if you guys are still in town

600
00:30:01,446 --> 00:30:02,414
on Saturday, but look.

601
00:30:04,115 --> 00:30:05,448
Hip-hop music.

602
00:30:05,450 --> 00:30:07,251
Jump. Jump.
Jump. Jump.

603
00:30:08,185 --> 00:30:09,554
Huh? Good, huh?

604
00:30:21,266 --> 00:30:22,599
- Shit!
- Oh, my God!

605
00:30:22,601 --> 00:30:23,600
Okay, listen, buddy.

606
00:30:23,602 --> 00:30:25,201
There's a bunch of men
chasing us with guns,

607
00:30:25,203 --> 00:30:27,239
and I need you
to lose them now.

608
00:30:28,673 --> 00:30:29,972
Fuck yeah!

609
00:30:31,108 --> 00:30:32,110
Oh, my God!

610
00:30:34,679 --> 00:30:36,114
Whoo-hoo!

611
00:30:38,617 --> 00:30:39,917
They're men. Oh, my God!

612
00:30:41,753 --> 00:30:43,319
Oh, my God!

613
00:30:59,604 --> 00:31:01,671
I smoked so much meth before.

614
00:31:01,673 --> 00:31:03,139
Great! Great!

615
00:31:10,282 --> 00:31:11,516
Fear is an illusion!

616
00:31:22,561 --> 00:31:23,628
High five. Up here.

617
00:31:28,300 --> 00:31:29,301
Oh, fuck!

618
00:31:34,372 --> 00:31:35,806
- Get on top of him.
- Okay.

619
00:31:35,808 --> 00:31:37,106
Oh, my God!

620
00:31:42,715 --> 00:31:45,116
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!

621
00:31:51,824 --> 00:31:52,823
Oh, my God.
There's one left.

622
00:31:52,825 --> 00:31:54,359
I know. I see him.

623
00:31:56,328 --> 00:31:57,361
Okay, why are you using
the turn signal?

624
00:31:57,363 --> 00:31:58,729
You're literally telling him
where we're going.

625
00:31:58,731 --> 00:32:00,196
Sorry. It's a force of habit.

626
00:32:00,198 --> 00:32:01,297
It's a bad habit.

627
00:32:01,299 --> 00:32:02,265
No! It's a good habit.

628
00:32:02,267 --> 00:32:04,570
In most circumstances,
it is a very good habit!

629
00:32:08,774 --> 00:32:10,774
Oh, my God!

630
00:32:10,776 --> 00:32:12,010
Fuck you!

631
00:32:17,416 --> 00:32:18,417
Eat my shit!

632
00:32:20,286 --> 00:32:21,552
- Oh, my God!
- Okay.

633
00:32:21,554 --> 00:32:22,655
Get in the front.

634
00:32:23,389 --> 00:32:24,722
Yep. Yeah.

635
00:32:24,724 --> 00:32:25,725
Oh, no!

636
00:32:32,565 --> 00:32:35,399
- I can't get my seat belt on!
- Where the fuck is he?

637
00:32:35,401 --> 00:32:36,534
Oh, my God!

638
00:32:38,337 --> 00:32:39,739
He's on the fucking roof!

639
00:32:43,676 --> 00:32:45,411
Oh, no! It's the man! Stop it!

640
00:32:48,614 --> 00:32:50,116
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!

641
00:32:53,286 --> 00:32:54,554
He's on the top!
He's on the top!

642
00:32:56,289 --> 00:32:57,755
No!

643
00:32:57,757 --> 00:32:59,258
Okay. There she goes.

644
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:16,175
- Why are you speeding up?
- I got a plan!

645
00:33:16,643 --> 00:33:18,375
- Okay!
- Hold on!

646
00:33:25,752 --> 00:33:27,318
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!

647
00:33:35,562 --> 00:33:37,161
- Get the fuck out!
- Okay!

648
00:33:37,163 --> 00:33:38,431
Great job! Five stars, Lukas!

649
00:33:38,865 --> 00:33:39,766
Five stars!

650
00:33:40,767 --> 00:33:42,502
Oh, my God!

651
00:33:44,471 --> 00:33:47,672
Oh, God! Jesus!
What happened?

652
00:33:47,674 --> 00:33:48,475
We gotta go.

653
00:33:49,676 --> 00:33:51,345
- We gotta go somewhere.
- Oh, God!

654
00:33:51,945 --> 00:33:53,313
There's a train station.

655
00:34:11,431 --> 00:34:13,698
So you're saying you failed?

656
00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:16,203
<i>No, there were some
unforeseen complications,</i>

657
00:34:17,204 --> 00:34:18,536
but I do have the package.

658
00:34:18,538 --> 00:34:19,706
<i>Let's see it.</i>

659
00:34:28,248 --> 00:34:29,447
It appears I don't have it.

660
00:34:29,449 --> 00:34:31,216
<i>So let me get this right.</i>

661
00:34:31,218 --> 00:34:33,451
You didn't get the package.

662
00:34:33,453 --> 00:34:35,654
The girls still have
the package.

663
00:34:35,656 --> 00:34:37,990
And now Highland is likely
to get the package.

664
00:34:37,992 --> 00:34:39,493
I won't
let that happen, ma'am.

665
00:34:40,394 --> 00:34:41,826
I'm glad that this happened.

666
00:34:41,828 --> 00:34:44,462
Otherwise, you wouldn't have
been awarded Best Grandson.

667
00:34:44,464 --> 00:34:45,666
<i>Okay. That's funny.</i>

668
00:34:48,502 --> 00:34:50,301
Ma'am?
Ma'am, can you hear us?

669
00:34:50,303 --> 00:34:51,369
Ma'am, did you hear us?

670
00:34:51,371 --> 00:34:52,838
- <i>Ma'am, are you frozen?</i>
- <i>Ma'am, can you hear us?</i>

671
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,073
- <i>She's frozen.</i>
- <i>Yeah.</i>

672
00:34:54,075 --> 00:34:55,808
<i>Ma'am, wave if you're not
frozen, please.</i>

673
00:34:55,810 --> 00:34:57,242
Not frozen.

674
00:34:57,244 --> 00:34:59,678
<i>Just disappointed.</i>

675
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,346
I was just
trying to protect them.

676
00:35:01,348 --> 00:35:02,614
<i>Protect them?</i>

677
00:35:02,616 --> 00:35:04,315
Yeah, let them die.
They're idiots.

678
00:35:04,317 --> 00:35:06,418
- I know an idiot when I see one.
- In the mirror.

679
00:35:06,420 --> 00:35:07,853
Okay. I'm not an idiot,
Sebastian. For the record...

680
00:35:07,855 --> 00:35:09,855
Here we go. You went to
Harvard. Yes, we all know.

681
00:35:09,857 --> 00:35:11,322
I didn't even mention Harvard.
That's the thing.

682
00:35:11,324 --> 00:35:12,925
<i>He was gonna mention Harvard. I was
making this simply about merit,</i>

683
00:35:12,927 --> 00:35:13,928
<i>and, yeah...</i>

684
00:35:22,302 --> 00:35:24,469
Yes. Get in. Okay, look.

685
00:35:24,471 --> 00:35:25,971
I got us two tickets
to Prague.

686
00:35:25,973 --> 00:35:27,773
- I got us a change of clothes.
- Okay, great. We can change

687
00:35:27,775 --> 00:35:29,274
on the train. It leaves in,
like, 10 minutes.

688
00:35:29,276 --> 00:35:30,609
And then we can fly home
from there.

689
00:35:30,611 --> 00:35:32,478
We just need to get
the fuck out of Vienna.

690
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:35,715
Wait. Can we just take
a second to appreciate you?

691
00:35:35,717 --> 00:35:37,616
- Now? Right now?
- Yes.

692
00:35:37,618 --> 00:35:39,952
What you did in the cafe
with the gun was insane.

693
00:35:39,954 --> 00:35:41,286
You killed a man.

694
00:35:41,288 --> 00:35:42,855
- It's okay. It was a bad man.
- Oh, my God!

695
00:35:42,857 --> 00:35:44,657
I just play
a lot of video games.

696
00:35:44,659 --> 00:35:45,891
- Can we please just...
- No, and then

697
00:35:45,893 --> 00:35:47,460
what you did with the trophies.
You switched the trophies.

698
00:35:47,462 --> 00:35:49,028
He literally works
in intelligence,

699
00:35:49,030 --> 00:35:50,062
and yet, you were
the more intelligent.

700
00:35:50,064 --> 00:35:51,530
How crazy is that?

701
00:35:51,532 --> 00:35:53,499
And then you did all that
car stuff. Oh, my God!

702
00:35:53,501 --> 00:35:55,868
It all just kinda happened really quickly.
Can we please just move on?

703
00:35:55,870 --> 00:35:58,637
Woman, you are incredible,
and I want you to own it.

704
00:35:58,639 --> 00:36:00,906
Listen, I'm owning it.
Can we just go, please?

705
00:36:00,908 --> 00:36:01,841
- Wait! Wait!
- Oh, my God!

706
00:36:01,843 --> 00:36:03,976
No, I'm not gonna
let you minimize this.

707
00:36:03,978 --> 00:36:05,478
- I'm not minimizing!
- But you always do this.

708
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:06,579
You always do this.

709
00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:08,614
- Oh, my God!
- Have you ever,

710
00:36:08,616 --> 00:36:09,884
in your whole life,
felt so alive?

711
00:36:11,853 --> 00:36:14,722
<i>Attention, the train to Prague
is now boarding.</i>

712
00:36:15,990 --> 00:36:17,723
We're gonna be
a lot less alive

713
00:36:17,725 --> 00:36:19,358
if we don't make it out
to the train. Okay? Please.

714
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:20,793
Wait, wait, wait.
Look at this.

715
00:36:20,795 --> 00:36:22,561
They're really playing up
that Mozart is from here,

716
00:36:22,563 --> 00:36:23,929
and they're really downplaying
that Hitler is from here.

717
00:36:23,931 --> 00:36:25,600
- Yeah, I would too. Get out.
- Okay.

718
00:36:28,469 --> 00:36:29,903
What track is it?

719
00:36:29,905 --> 00:36:31,506
Um, looks like
track 10 goes to, um...

720
00:36:32,908 --> 00:36:34,540
"Szkalas."

721
00:36:34,542 --> 00:36:36,977
"Szass... Szabadszallas."

722
00:36:36,979 --> 00:36:39,478
"Nove Hodejovice."

723
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,114
"Usti Nad Labem."

724
00:36:41,116 --> 00:36:44,683
"Parndorf ich Bahnhof.
Prague."

725
00:36:44,685 --> 00:36:46,019
"Prague." Track six.
Oh, thank God.

726
00:36:46,021 --> 00:36:47,586
- Okay, track six.
- Wait. No, no, no, no, no!

727
00:36:47,588 --> 00:36:48,789
Sebastian said
if we use our passports

728
00:36:48,791 --> 00:36:49,956
we'll get stopped at the border.

729
00:36:49,958 --> 00:36:50,957
Shit!

730
00:36:50,959 --> 00:36:51,994
What do we do?

731
00:36:54,562 --> 00:36:57,396
Okay. We just have to find
two girls who look like us,

732
00:36:57,398 --> 00:36:58,932
tell them what happened, and
convince them to give us theirs,

733
00:36:58,934 --> 00:37:00,667
and then they could say
that theirs were stolen.

734
00:37:00,669 --> 00:37:02,401
- Who would do that?
- Any girls.

735
00:37:02,403 --> 00:37:03,536
Any girls would do that.

736
00:37:03,538 --> 00:37:04,338
Okay.

737
00:37:05,573 --> 00:37:07,508
How about them?
They kinda look like us.

738
00:37:09,778 --> 00:37:11,547
No, we don't wanna
be them in Europe.

739
00:37:12,548 --> 00:37:14,581
We wanna be them in Europe.

740
00:37:14,583 --> 00:37:15,949
We go all the way
down there,

741
00:37:15,951 --> 00:37:18,051
and then it ends up
being there.

742
00:37:18,053 --> 00:37:20,386
- Yeah, we do.
- Tight shorts.

743
00:37:20,388 --> 00:37:22,889
Just imagine the only guy
you've ever loved

744
00:37:22,891 --> 00:37:24,658
dying in front of you

745
00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:27,427
and asking you
to do this one thing.

746
00:37:27,429 --> 00:37:29,863
Wouldn't you
sacrifice everything?

747
00:37:29,865 --> 00:37:32,065
Imagine if that was
your best friend of 12 years.

748
00:37:32,067 --> 00:37:33,733
Wouldn't you go to the ends

749
00:37:33,735 --> 00:37:35,435
- of the Earth to protect her?
- Yes.

750
00:37:35,437 --> 00:37:38,004
You guys are weird.

751
00:37:38,006 --> 00:37:39,973
Okay. Actually,
we're not "weed."

752
00:37:39,975 --> 00:37:41,541
We are in danger.

753
00:37:41,543 --> 00:37:42,809
You'd be saving our lives

754
00:37:42,811 --> 00:37:43,977
and the lives
of a lot of innocent people.

755
00:37:43,979 --> 00:37:45,712
Just go to the embassy
and get other passports.

756
00:37:45,714 --> 00:37:47,614
Sorry. We'd love to
help you out, mate,

757
00:37:47,616 --> 00:37:48,882
but we just don't know you.

758
00:37:48,884 --> 00:37:50,584
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

759
00:37:50,586 --> 00:37:52,454
<i>the train to Prague
is now leaving.</i>

760
00:37:56,825 --> 00:37:58,292
You're right. Okay.
You know what?

761
00:37:58,294 --> 00:37:59,993
- Have a great time in Poland.
- It's been beautiful meeting you.

762
00:37:59,995 --> 00:38:01,628
Now!

763
00:38:01,630 --> 00:38:03,463
- Go! Get it! Shit!
- Stop it!

764
00:38:03,465 --> 00:38:04,865
No!

765
00:38:04,867 --> 00:38:05,701
- No!
- Stop it!

766
00:38:06,935 --> 00:38:08,403
- I got it!
- Stop! No!

767
00:38:09,038 --> 00:38:10,906
Oi! Give me back my bum bag!

768
00:38:13,542 --> 00:38:14,710
Come on! Get in!

769
00:38:15,611 --> 00:38:16,710
Okay.
Oh, my God!

770
00:38:16,712 --> 00:38:18,678
Close! Oh, my God!
Close.

771
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:20,647
- Open the door!
- I'm sorry.

772
00:38:20,649 --> 00:38:23,650
Give me back my fucking
bum bag, you bitch!

773
00:38:23,652 --> 00:38:25,119
Look, your address is on it,

774
00:38:25,121 --> 00:38:28,390
so I can mail it back to you
if we survive.

775
00:38:52,749 --> 00:38:53,783
Hello?

776
00:38:55,618 --> 00:38:57,053
Yes. I understand.

777
00:39:03,126 --> 00:39:06,060
Nadedja.

778
00:39:06,062 --> 00:39:07,595
Nadedja, where are you?

779
00:39:07,597 --> 00:39:09,664
Nadedja, you're going to miss
your cue again.

780
00:39:09,666 --> 00:39:11,832
You always do this.

781
00:39:29,519 --> 00:39:31,185
I feel like
my best friend always knew

782
00:39:31,187 --> 00:39:33,187
that she wanted
to be an actress.

783
00:39:33,189 --> 00:39:35,656
- She's just natural at it.
- Mmm.

784
00:39:35,658 --> 00:39:38,125
I'm not a natural at anything.

785
00:39:38,127 --> 00:39:40,262
- I tried law school.
- Oh, smart.

786
00:39:40,264 --> 00:39:42,964
- Then I tried art school.
- That's good.

787
00:39:42,966 --> 00:39:44,031
Big swing there.

788
00:39:44,033 --> 00:39:44,934
I dropped out of both.

789
00:39:46,136 --> 00:39:48,004
Yeah,
I never finish anything.

790
00:39:52,041 --> 00:39:53,910
Well, hey,
you just finished your beer.

791
00:39:55,712 --> 00:39:57,112
Yeah, that I do finish.

792
00:39:59,116 --> 00:40:01,884
So why don't you finish things?
What are you afraid of?

793
00:40:02,119 --> 00:40:03,686
Mmm.

794
00:40:04,188 --> 00:40:06,021
Being average.

795
00:40:06,023 --> 00:40:08,756
Come on. I would not say
that you are average.

796
00:40:10,961 --> 00:40:12,930
How would you know?
You just met me.

797
00:40:14,597 --> 00:40:16,564
I'm a pretty good judge
of character.

798
00:40:16,566 --> 00:40:17,935
You trust me.

799
00:40:22,739 --> 00:40:24,206
Thank you for the dance.

800
00:40:24,208 --> 00:40:25,874
Would you like me
to get you another beer?

801
00:40:25,876 --> 00:40:27,710
- Yeah! That'd be great.
- Sure.

802
00:40:29,346 --> 00:40:31,213
- Can I get two more, please?
- No problem.

803
00:40:31,215 --> 00:40:32,216
Thank you.

804
00:40:34,151 --> 00:40:37,352
Cool, cool, cool. Okay,
so here's my advice, right?

805
00:40:37,354 --> 00:40:39,821
- Who are you?
- Oh, that's my sister.

806
00:40:39,823 --> 00:40:41,790
- Really?
- Not my biological sister,

807
00:40:41,792 --> 00:40:44,092
but my de facto sister.

808
00:40:44,094 --> 00:40:45,827
- Oh.
- Yeah. She wouldn't want you to know this,

809
00:40:45,829 --> 00:40:48,096
but she lost her virginity
really late,

810
00:40:48,098 --> 00:40:49,898
so she's, like, hungry for it.
You know what I mean?

811
00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:51,700
Oh. Cool.

812
00:40:51,702 --> 00:40:53,635
So have fun with that.

813
00:40:53,637 --> 00:40:56,605
But if you hurt her,

814
00:40:56,607 --> 00:40:58,874
- I'll find your best friend...
- Mmm-hmm.

815
00:40:58,876 --> 00:41:00,010
- ...I'll cut off his dick...
- Mmm-hmm.

816
00:41:01,211 --> 00:41:02,911
...and I'll make you eat it.

817
00:41:02,913 --> 00:41:04,946
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.

818
00:41:04,948 --> 00:41:06,782
You can have whatever
condiments you like,

819
00:41:06,784 --> 00:41:08,252
but you gotta finish it.

820
00:41:10,687 --> 00:41:11,953
What's your name?

821
00:41:11,955 --> 00:41:14,289
- Morgan. How you doing?
- Morgan. Drew.

822
00:41:14,291 --> 00:41:16,727
Morgan, anyone ever tell you
you're a little much?

823
00:41:23,401 --> 00:41:25,169
Why didn't you tell me
that he said that?

824
00:41:27,638 --> 00:41:29,104
You were so into him,

825
00:41:29,106 --> 00:41:31,640
and you can't say shit like
that to your best friend

826
00:41:31,642 --> 00:41:33,977
when your best friend's
in love with somebody.

827
00:41:36,013 --> 00:41:38,680
It didn't hurt my feelings.

828
00:41:38,682 --> 00:41:41,085
Well, a little bit. It hurt
my feelings a little bit.

829
00:41:42,420 --> 00:41:44,255
Morgan. Hey.

830
00:41:45,190 --> 00:41:46,124
I'm really sorry.

831
00:41:47,125 --> 00:41:47,925
I'm sorry too.

832
00:41:49,260 --> 00:41:50,061
I'm sorry he died.

833
00:41:51,129 --> 00:41:51,995
Oh, God.

834
00:41:52,896 --> 00:41:54,830
What do we do
with this thing?

835
00:41:54,832 --> 00:41:56,332
I don't even know
what this thing is

836
00:41:56,334 --> 00:41:58,234
or what it does, or anything.

837
00:41:58,236 --> 00:42:01,037
God, I feel like such an
idiot about all this.

838
00:42:01,039 --> 00:42:02,405
I mean, I met his parents.

839
00:42:02,407 --> 00:42:04,173
They were so normal.

840
00:42:04,175 --> 00:42:05,975
Their names
are Tom and Marsha.

841
00:42:05,977 --> 00:42:08,144
The night
before he disappeared,

842
00:42:08,146 --> 00:42:09,811
we all went
to The Cheesecake Factory.

843
00:42:09,813 --> 00:42:11,780
Oh, my God, that menu.

844
00:42:11,782 --> 00:42:14,417
Dostoevsky wrote that menu.

845
00:42:14,419 --> 00:42:18,221
Who introduces people that
don't matter to their parents?

846
00:42:18,223 --> 00:42:20,256
Well, I do. I introduce
everyone to my parents.

847
00:42:20,258 --> 00:42:22,792
But that's their gain,
'cause my parents are magic.

848
00:42:22,794 --> 00:42:24,794
- Do you think they knew?
- I don't know.

849
00:42:24,796 --> 00:42:26,696
I just wish
that he was still alive,

850
00:42:26,698 --> 00:42:27,832
so I could get some answers.

851
00:42:29,234 --> 00:42:31,067
And then I would tell him
to fucking die.

852
00:42:40,912 --> 00:42:41,913
Open it.

853
00:42:43,414 --> 00:42:44,415
Fuck!

854
00:42:45,917 --> 00:42:46,918
There.

855
00:42:49,220 --> 00:42:50,887
What the fuck is that?

856
00:42:50,889 --> 00:42:52,855
It's a flash drive.

857
00:42:52,857 --> 00:42:54,157
They were killing
each other for this?

858
00:42:54,159 --> 00:42:55,825
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!

859
00:42:55,827 --> 00:42:57,927
You know who would know
what we should do right now?

860
00:42:57,929 --> 00:43:00,497
- No.
- My father is a brilliant attorney...

861
00:43:00,499 --> 00:43:03,232
- No. Mmm-mmm.
- ...who has represented people

862
00:43:03,234 --> 00:43:05,868
who are in much worse trouble
than we are right now.

863
00:43:05,870 --> 00:43:07,837
No. Your dad would be
furious at us

864
00:43:07,839 --> 00:43:09,839
for breaking a million
international laws.

865
00:43:09,841 --> 00:43:11,174
No. He's not gonna be mad.

866
00:43:11,176 --> 00:43:12,875
He wasn't mad
when I tried cocaine

867
00:43:12,877 --> 00:43:14,378
with my basketball coach.

868
00:43:14,380 --> 00:43:17,481
He wasn't mad at me when
I got deported from Belize.

869
00:43:17,483 --> 00:43:20,082
He didn't get mad when I
invited that teenage magician

870
00:43:20,084 --> 00:43:21,851
to live in my grandma's condo.

871
00:43:21,853 --> 00:43:24,122
Oh, yeah.
What ever happened to him?

872
00:43:26,925 --> 00:43:29,195
You're not gonna believe this.
He disappeared.

873
00:43:30,094 --> 00:43:32,229
Shut up.

874
00:43:32,231 --> 00:43:34,764
No, he actually...
He is a missing person.

875
00:43:49,148 --> 00:43:51,215
- <i>Hello?</i>
- Mom, it's me.

876
00:43:51,217 --> 00:43:54,284
Oh, thank God!
Arnie, she's okay!

877
00:43:54,286 --> 00:43:56,055
- <i>What?</i>
- <i>I'm gonna conference your father in.</i>

878
00:43:57,289 --> 00:43:59,124
- This is Arnie.
- <i>Hi, Dad.</i>

879
00:43:59,525 --> 00:44:01,060
Hey, button! Hi!

880
00:44:02,428 --> 00:44:03,860
You're all over the papers.

881
00:44:03,862 --> 00:44:05,295
I'm so proud of you.

882
00:44:05,297 --> 00:44:06,432
I always knew the world
would write about you.

883
00:44:09,101 --> 00:44:10,400
Did you color your hair?
You look like a princess.

884
00:44:10,402 --> 00:44:11,902
Sweetie, let me ask you.

885
00:44:11,904 --> 00:44:13,570
Did you and Audrey
murder two people?

886
00:44:13,572 --> 00:44:15,072
Tell me the truth.
I can get you out of it.

887
00:44:15,074 --> 00:44:17,074
No, what happened was,
I murdered one person,

888
00:44:17,076 --> 00:44:18,444
- but it was an assassin, so...
- Shh!

889
00:44:19,411 --> 00:44:20,844
So it didn't count.

890
00:44:20,846 --> 00:44:22,212
No, it doesn't count.

891
00:44:22,214 --> 00:44:24,514
- And Audrey murdered a bunch of people in Austria.
- Oh, my God!

892
00:44:24,516 --> 00:44:26,850
- But it was self-defense.
- Also fine.

893
00:44:26,852 --> 00:44:28,352
Her boyfriend was murdered
in front of us.

894
00:44:28,354 --> 00:44:31,455
- The handsome one?
- I mean, he was fine, I guess.

895
00:44:31,457 --> 00:44:34,424
Oh, you know who's really
handsome is Patrick Dempsey.

896
00:44:34,426 --> 00:44:37,294
- Where are you now, sweetie?
- <i>I'm in Prague.</i>

897
00:44:37,296 --> 00:44:39,497
I don't care for
Eastern Europe. Too gothic.

898
00:44:39,499 --> 00:44:41,999
<i>Okay, listen. I got
a place where you can hide.</i>

899
00:44:42,001 --> 00:44:44,101
- Okay.
- I got a friend, Roger Bernstein.

900
00:44:44,103 --> 00:44:46,403
Lives in Prague.
Guy owes me a favor.

901
00:44:46,405 --> 00:44:48,872
Dad represented Roger
in a malpractice suit.

902
00:44:48,874 --> 00:44:51,409
<i>Whoa, Carol,
you know who's handsome?</i>

903
00:44:51,411 --> 00:44:53,611
Woody Harrelson.
You know, people don't think it.

904
00:44:53,613 --> 00:44:56,046
I find him handsome.

905
00:44:56,048 --> 00:44:58,148
- <i>She fell over.</i>
- <i>Yeah, I did, actually.</i>

906
00:44:58,150 --> 00:45:00,284
<i>There was one moment
I thought I was gonna die.</i>

907
00:45:00,286 --> 00:45:01,552
<i>Yeah. They've got something
wrong with them.</i>

908
00:45:01,554 --> 00:45:02,355
Morgan...

909
00:45:06,293 --> 00:45:08,127
...disappeared from their LA
apartment, murdered Ukrainian...

910
00:45:09,862 --> 00:45:11,862
Now. Now.
We gotta go.

911
00:45:11,864 --> 00:45:13,364
- <i>Remember the Dingle twins?</i>
- Mom...

912
00:45:13,366 --> 00:45:14,532
We gotta go.

913
00:45:14,534 --> 00:45:16,101
Come on.
Come on. Now!

914
00:45:57,143 --> 00:45:58,543
Who am I looking for?

915
00:45:58,545 --> 00:46:00,044
<i>I texted pictures.</i>

916
00:46:00,046 --> 00:46:02,248
<i>Targets are two dumb
American women.</i>

917
00:46:38,452 --> 00:46:39,585
Oh, my God!

918
00:46:39,587 --> 00:46:40,619
Oh!

919
00:46:40,621 --> 00:46:41,953
You're lagging.

920
00:46:41,955 --> 00:46:42,956
You're lagging.

921
00:46:46,594 --> 00:46:50,496
Shit. Okay. We need to find
Karlova Street.

922
00:46:50,498 --> 00:46:52,598
Looks like Elephant Valley
is on the left.

923
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:55,403
We're gonna pass the Pavilion
of Big Tortoises in a second.

924
00:46:56,604 --> 00:46:58,238
Morgan, this is a map
of the zoo.

925
00:47:09,483 --> 00:47:10,284
Okay.

926
00:47:16,424 --> 00:47:18,022
- <i>Hello?</i>
- Yes, Roger,

927
00:47:18,024 --> 00:47:19,658
it's Arnie's daughter.
He called.

928
00:47:21,095 --> 00:47:22,430
Go. Thank you!

929
00:47:26,667 --> 00:47:28,267
<i>You know, it's funny.</i>

930
00:47:28,269 --> 00:47:30,169
I remember one time,
back in the day,

931
00:47:30,171 --> 00:47:33,338
your dad and I were getting
ready to go out in the Hamptons.

932
00:47:33,340 --> 00:47:35,274
Your dad had
his sunglasses on.

933
00:47:35,276 --> 00:47:37,643
He turned his collar up.
He looked super.

934
00:47:37,645 --> 00:47:39,645
We get to the disco,
the guy says to him,

935
00:47:39,647 --> 00:47:41,613
"Sir, sir,
your collar is up."

936
00:47:41,615 --> 00:47:44,149
Ruined the whole effect.

937
00:47:44,151 --> 00:47:45,617
Hope you don't think
I'm being presumptuous,

938
00:47:45,619 --> 00:47:48,355
but I thought you gals looked
like you'd enjoy some pot

939
00:47:50,257 --> 00:47:51,457
roast.

940
00:47:53,461 --> 00:47:56,163
I'm okay. I'm actually...
I'm so sorry. I am a vegan.

941
00:47:56,430 --> 00:47:58,197
Oh.

942
00:47:58,199 --> 00:48:00,299
Morgan, you're not a vegan.

943
00:48:00,301 --> 00:48:02,267
What? 'Cause of the bacon?

944
00:48:02,269 --> 00:48:04,036
Bacon's meat!

945
00:48:04,038 --> 00:48:06,038
Well, listen. At least let me
get you a little vino, okay?

946
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:07,372
I mean, the only
animal cruelty involved

947
00:48:07,374 --> 00:48:09,575
in that is what the wine guy
charges me.

948
00:48:10,612 --> 00:48:12,544
I actually like to keep
all the best bottles

949
00:48:12,546 --> 00:48:15,113
over there in the study.
It's like a...

950
00:48:15,115 --> 00:48:16,683
It's sort of like my homage

951
00:48:16,685 --> 00:48:19,117
- to all the great storytellers.
- Yeah.

952
00:48:19,119 --> 00:48:21,521
- Mmm-hmm.
- Right now, I'm working my way through a grenache noir

953
00:48:21,523 --> 00:48:24,493
while I enjoy a first edition
of <i>La Comedie humaine.</i>

954
00:48:25,059 --> 00:48:27,660
Are you into Balzac?

955
00:48:27,662 --> 00:48:29,498
Less and less with every
experience.

956
00:48:31,098 --> 00:48:32,333
Well, I'll be right back.

957
00:48:32,634 --> 00:48:33,735
Okay.

958
00:48:37,338 --> 00:48:39,572
- It's happening again.
- What is?

959
00:48:39,574 --> 00:48:41,407
He's into me.

960
00:48:41,409 --> 00:48:43,075
What are you talking about?

961
00:48:43,077 --> 00:48:44,511
He wants a slice. Rog.

962
00:48:44,513 --> 00:48:48,082
No, he's just, you know,
like a little weird.

963
00:48:49,417 --> 00:48:52,117
- Older men, they gravitate toward me.
- Okay.

964
00:48:52,119 --> 00:48:53,253
- They love me.
- Oh, God.

965
00:48:53,255 --> 00:48:55,421
They want this.

966
00:48:55,423 --> 00:48:57,089
If that makes them weird

967
00:48:57,091 --> 00:48:58,725
then my SAT math tutor
was weird,

968
00:48:58,727 --> 00:49:00,493
- our landlord is weird.
- He's weird.

969
00:49:00,495 --> 00:49:01,530
Mandy Patinkin is weird.

970
00:49:03,097 --> 00:49:04,397
- Mmm.
- I feel a little nauseated.

971
00:49:04,399 --> 00:49:06,098
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

972
00:49:06,100 --> 00:49:07,202
I'm okay. You just stay.
I'll be right back.

973
00:49:07,669 --> 00:49:08,670
Love you.

974
00:49:12,107 --> 00:49:14,240
Hi. Audrey okay?

975
00:49:14,242 --> 00:49:16,609
Oh, yeah, she's fine.
She's finished. So am I.

976
00:49:16,611 --> 00:49:19,214
Well, at least
let me give you a <i>digestif.</i>

977
00:49:26,888 --> 00:49:28,288
Ah! It's dry.

978
00:49:28,290 --> 00:49:30,757
So are you a lover of art?

979
00:49:30,759 --> 00:49:34,162
Yeah, yeah, oh, lot of art.
Love art.

980
00:49:37,132 --> 00:49:38,731
And look at that art.

981
00:49:38,733 --> 00:49:41,568
Doesn't look like she's
enjoying herself too much.

982
00:49:41,570 --> 00:49:43,469
Sometimes
the sweetest pleasure comes

983
00:49:43,471 --> 00:49:44,774
when you're not enjoying
yourself.

984
00:49:47,175 --> 00:49:48,443
Don't know
that I agree with that.

985
00:49:49,411 --> 00:49:50,478
You wouldn't?

986
00:49:51,379 --> 00:49:53,114
Okay. We're doing
a massage now.

987
00:49:54,750 --> 00:49:55,550
Here we go.

988
00:50:00,155 --> 00:50:01,156
Oh, my God!

989
00:50:02,257 --> 00:50:03,558
Oh, my God!

990
00:50:13,536 --> 00:50:17,403
Roger, thank you so much
for having us at your home.

991
00:50:17,405 --> 00:50:20,206
- It's my great pleasure.
- But I just... I don't think...

992
00:50:20,208 --> 00:50:21,842
I don't think so.

993
00:50:21,844 --> 00:50:23,779
That actually kind...
That kind of hurts.

994
00:50:24,780 --> 00:50:27,313
Huh. Hello.

995
00:50:27,315 --> 00:50:29,182
Who's this? I'm Morgan.

996
00:50:29,184 --> 00:50:31,250
I'm a family friend.
Is this your girlfriend?

997
00:50:31,252 --> 00:50:34,755
Nadedja, no.
We have to bring them in alive.

998
00:50:34,757 --> 00:50:36,357
Oh, boy.

999
00:50:39,695 --> 00:50:41,328
Weird.

1000
00:50:43,866 --> 00:50:46,467
Ow. Ow.

1001
00:50:46,469 --> 00:50:48,335
- Audrey.
- Oh, my God!

1002
00:50:48,337 --> 00:50:51,705
Audrey, Roger is bad. Bad.

1003
00:50:51,707 --> 00:50:53,776
No, that's not Roger.

1004
00:50:57,213 --> 00:50:58,314
That's Roger.

1005
00:50:59,482 --> 00:51:00,883
Ah!

1006
00:51:02,318 --> 00:51:03,252
They want the drive.

1007
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:07,354
You have to swallow it
before they come back.

1008
00:51:07,356 --> 00:51:09,223
- What?
- I have thrown up, like, nine times.

1009
00:51:09,225 --> 00:51:10,624
- What?
- I can't do it.

1010
00:51:10,626 --> 00:51:13,694
Well, I can't
swallow anything.

1011
00:51:13,696 --> 00:51:15,696
I can't even swallow Advil.

1012
00:51:15,698 --> 00:51:17,865
I have to crush it up
in my applesauce.

1013
00:51:17,867 --> 00:51:19,733
No. You gotta swallow this.

1014
00:51:19,735 --> 00:51:20,536
No, I... Oh!

1015
00:51:22,438 --> 00:51:25,439
Fine. Okay.
If you really want me to.

1016
00:51:25,441 --> 00:51:27,508
Oh, my God, you're heavy.

1017
00:51:27,510 --> 00:51:30,377
- Shut the fuck up, bitch.
- Okay.

1018
00:51:30,379 --> 00:51:31,681
- Yeah. Ah!
- Ah!

1019
00:51:32,648 --> 00:51:33,649
Okay.

1020
00:51:34,717 --> 00:51:36,519
- Ah.
- Close your nose.

1021
00:51:42,726 --> 00:51:44,025
Shit! Shit!

1022
00:51:44,027 --> 00:51:45,927
Let's try it
one more time.

1023
00:51:45,929 --> 00:51:49,731
Ah. Ooh. Ah!

1024
00:51:49,733 --> 00:51:51,298
Whoa!

1025
00:51:51,300 --> 00:51:52,568
No, keep it in.

1026
00:51:58,608 --> 00:51:59,908
I can't.

1027
00:51:59,910 --> 00:52:00,711
Shit!

1028
00:52:01,545 --> 00:52:02,546
I can't do it.

1029
00:52:03,547 --> 00:52:04,581
I tried.

1030
00:52:11,287 --> 00:52:12,489
Uh-oh.

1031
00:52:13,757 --> 00:52:14,925
There's the ice cream lady.

1032
00:52:58,935 --> 00:52:59,770
Audrey.

1033
00:53:00,504 --> 00:53:01,505
Audrey.

1034
00:53:03,540 --> 00:53:04,541
Are you okay?

1035
00:53:06,010 --> 00:53:06,810
Oh, God.

1036
00:53:08,079 --> 00:53:10,014
Oh, God. I don't...
I don't know.

1037
00:53:12,649 --> 00:53:14,816
- Where the fuck are we?
- I don't know.

1038
00:53:14,818 --> 00:53:17,987
Audrey,
how are you feelin'?

1039
00:53:17,989 --> 00:53:20,956
Marsha, Tom. Those are...
Those are Drew's parents.

1040
00:53:20,958 --> 00:53:23,625
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry that
you got dragged into this.

1041
00:53:23,627 --> 00:53:25,760
I never meant for Drew to die.

1042
00:53:25,762 --> 00:53:27,129
We know you didn't, Audrey.

1043
00:53:27,131 --> 00:53:29,131
We're just glad
you're alive.

1044
00:53:29,133 --> 00:53:32,400
Will you untie us before they come
back and tie you up too? Please.

1045
00:53:32,402 --> 00:53:33,971
So where's the drive?

1046
00:53:34,839 --> 00:53:36,371
Oh.

1047
00:53:36,373 --> 00:53:37,106
You know about that?

1048
00:53:38,575 --> 00:53:39,975
Shut up, you dumb bitch.

1049
00:53:39,977 --> 00:53:41,010
Fuck you!

1050
00:53:41,012 --> 00:53:43,411
You wanna tell your friend
to answer the question?

1051
00:53:43,413 --> 00:53:45,750
Trust me, your son would've
wanted you to protect us.

1052
00:53:46,951 --> 00:53:48,717
Audrey...

1053
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:50,986
I don't think those
are Drew's parents.

1054
00:53:50,988 --> 00:53:52,688
- Of course, they are.
- No.

1055
00:53:52,690 --> 00:53:54,790
We went out
to The Cheesecake Factory.

1056
00:53:54,792 --> 00:53:56,525
We shared
chicken lettuce cups.

1057
00:53:56,527 --> 00:53:59,595
We were at that restaurant to
negotiate the sale of the drive.

1058
00:53:59,597 --> 00:54:01,463
But we talked
about real things.

1059
00:54:01,465 --> 00:54:02,965
We talked about
Tom's colonoscopy.

1060
00:54:02,967 --> 00:54:04,600
Not getting
a colonoscopy.

1061
00:54:04,602 --> 00:54:06,869
He only took you to the
restaurant as insurance,

1062
00:54:06,871 --> 00:54:09,071
so we wouldn't kill him
if he left with the drive.

1063
00:54:09,073 --> 00:54:10,675
Okay, let's get this done.

1064
00:54:11,843 --> 00:54:13,678
Where is the fucking drive?

1065
00:54:15,012 --> 00:54:15,945
No. No.

1066
00:54:15,947 --> 00:54:18,881
Please, sir.
Sir, please don't.

1067
00:54:18,883 --> 00:54:21,550
That's my best friend.
Please, just...

1068
00:54:21,552 --> 00:54:22,885
I flushed it down the toilet.

1069
00:54:26,657 --> 00:54:27,792
Do you know
what you've done?

1070
00:54:30,928 --> 00:54:31,729
Nadedja.

1071
00:54:39,904 --> 00:54:40,705
Oh, good God.

1072
00:55:02,961 --> 00:55:04,060
What is that?

1073
00:55:20,779 --> 00:55:21,510
<i>Five kilometers out.</i>

1074
00:55:21,512 --> 00:55:23,880
<i>Closing in on the safe house.</i>

1075
00:55:23,882 --> 00:55:26,018
<i>Backup units, be advised,
subjects heavily armed.</i>

1076
00:55:34,059 --> 00:55:36,126
Wow! You're so pretty.

1077
00:55:36,128 --> 00:55:38,595
You're barely human,
you're so pretty.

1078
00:55:38,597 --> 00:55:40,096
And look how flexible
you are.

1079
00:55:40,098 --> 00:55:41,231
Morgan, shut up.

1080
00:55:41,233 --> 00:55:44,000
No, everybody
likes compliments.

1081
00:55:44,002 --> 00:55:44,968
She's definitely
not loving this, Morgan.

1082
00:55:44,970 --> 00:55:47,070
She loves it. It's working.

1083
00:55:47,072 --> 00:55:48,638
You just... You are so...

1084
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:49,942
You're so bad.

1085
00:55:51,543 --> 00:55:55,045
Oh! Hey! Hey, are you hungry?
I'm hungry.

1086
00:55:55,047 --> 00:55:57,147
You wanna get outta here
and get a bite to eat?

1087
00:55:57,149 --> 00:55:57,983
I like you.

1088
00:55:59,618 --> 00:56:00,886
Oh, my God!

1089
00:56:10,729 --> 00:56:12,064
Shit! They got the drive.

1090
00:56:13,299 --> 00:56:15,098
Fuck!

1091
00:56:15,100 --> 00:56:17,100
All right, kids, on my count,
send the grenades in.

1092
00:56:17,102 --> 00:56:20,003
- Let's blow this motherfucker up.
- Wait! The girls could still be in there.

1093
00:56:20,005 --> 00:56:21,171
Yeah, and if they are,
they're either surrounded

1094
00:56:21,173 --> 00:56:22,839
by terrorists or dead.

1095
00:56:22,841 --> 00:56:24,708
- Also, I don't care.
- Just give me five minutes

1096
00:56:24,710 --> 00:56:26,177
and three agents.
I need to check.

1097
00:56:26,179 --> 00:56:27,644
Oh, so four agents can die?

1098
00:56:27,646 --> 00:56:29,746
You know this is
my operation, right?

1099
00:56:29,748 --> 00:56:32,082
So just sit tight,
and let's crush this mother

1100
00:56:32,084 --> 00:56:34,951
the way we crushed Yale at
football nine years in a row.

1101
00:56:34,953 --> 00:56:37,988
And by "we," I mean Harvard.
Let's blow 'em up.

1102
00:56:37,990 --> 00:56:39,589
- <i>Roger that.</i>
- Watch the show.

1103
00:56:42,328 --> 00:56:44,894
Uh...

1104
00:56:44,896 --> 00:56:47,532
Actually, guys, hold up.
Abort mission.

1105
00:56:48,667 --> 00:56:49,835
- <i>Copy that.</i>
- Go Crimson.

1106
00:56:58,277 --> 00:57:02,748
I ask question. If I don't
like answer, you feel pain.

1107
00:57:04,951 --> 00:57:05,952
Same as her.

1108
00:57:06,919 --> 00:57:09,053
It looks worse than it is.

1109
00:57:09,055 --> 00:57:11,122
I have freakishly
strong teeth.

1110
00:57:11,124 --> 00:57:14,027
I had braces for nine years. My
orthodontist published a paper.

1111
00:57:15,294 --> 00:57:17,594
Where is drive?

1112
00:57:17,596 --> 00:57:19,866
I already told you.
I flushed it down the toilet.

1113
00:57:21,901 --> 00:57:26,203
You lie. No, I don't.
I don't lie. No.

1114
00:57:26,205 --> 00:57:28,975
Oh, my God!

1115
00:57:32,078 --> 00:57:33,711
Please, I'm begging you.
Please.

1116
00:57:33,713 --> 00:57:34,781
Please, do me a favor

1117
00:57:35,748 --> 00:57:37,050
and eat my tit, bitch.

1118
00:57:37,950 --> 00:57:40,053
And please, please.
Please, just please

1119
00:57:40,753 --> 00:57:41,788
go fuck yourself.

1120
00:57:43,222 --> 00:57:44,121
'Cause I'd love it

1121
00:57:44,123 --> 00:57:46,259
if you would please just
go fuck yourself.

1122
00:58:10,817 --> 00:58:14,319
Trust me that I'm a terrible,
terrible liar.

1123
00:58:14,321 --> 00:58:18,089
Everybody knows when I'm lying.
I can't lie.

1124
00:58:18,091 --> 00:58:20,358
Me, too. I've never kept
a secret in my life.

1125
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:21,959
Secrets are poison.

1126
00:58:21,961 --> 00:58:23,828
Maybe you keep
secret for her.

1127
00:58:23,830 --> 00:58:26,398
No, I'll tell you anything
that you wanna know about her.

1128
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:27,267
'Cause I know it all.

1129
00:58:28,335 --> 00:58:31,069
She texts and drives.
She does it all the time.

1130
00:58:31,071 --> 00:58:34,039
She Instagrams on the freeway.
She hashtags it "driving."

1131
00:58:34,041 --> 00:58:36,241
- What are you doing?
- I'm proving to her that

1132
00:58:36,243 --> 00:58:38,043
we don't keep secrets. Just
tell her something about me.

1133
00:58:38,045 --> 00:58:40,145
Okay, okay. Um,

1134
00:58:40,147 --> 00:58:42,447
Morgan stole her dad's
pain pills after his surgery

1135
00:58:42,449 --> 00:58:44,216
- and sold them at Coachella.
- I did.

1136
00:58:44,218 --> 00:58:46,985
Audrey was once babysitting
this eight-year-old kid

1137
00:58:46,987 --> 00:58:49,287
and she flirted with him
to get him to go to sleep.

1138
00:58:49,289 --> 00:58:50,688
His name was Liam.

1139
00:58:50,690 --> 00:58:52,224
She has sex dreams
about Minions.

1140
00:58:52,226 --> 00:58:55,026
Just the one Minion
with the one eye.

1141
00:58:55,028 --> 00:58:56,828
Is that supposed to be a dick?

1142
00:58:56,830 --> 00:58:58,430
She googled it
on my computer,

1143
00:58:58,432 --> 00:59:00,300
and now I get
a lot of weird ads.

1144
00:59:01,068 --> 00:59:02,700
I said I was sorry.

1145
00:59:02,702 --> 00:59:04,071
Audrey shaves
between her boobs.

1146
00:59:04,972 --> 00:59:06,037
Uh, Morgan kissed her cousin.

1147
00:59:06,039 --> 00:59:08,473
- I didn't know it was my cousin.
- Morgan has HPV.

1148
00:59:08,475 --> 00:59:10,108
Audrey has HPV.

1149
00:59:10,110 --> 00:59:11,743
Morgan had sex
in a playground once.

1150
00:59:11,745 --> 00:59:13,044
Audrey hit a dog
in the face.

1151
00:59:13,046 --> 00:59:14,713
Morgan had lice as an adult.

1152
00:59:14,715 --> 00:59:16,748
Audrey can't come 'cause
she's on antidepressants.

1153
00:59:16,750 --> 00:59:18,652
I can! It just takes me
a very long time.

1154
00:59:19,853 --> 00:59:21,253
Oh, look.

1155
00:59:21,255 --> 00:59:23,321
Hey, hey.

1156
00:59:23,323 --> 00:59:25,357
- It's working. It's working.
- Yeah.

1157
00:59:25,359 --> 00:59:26,727
What else do you wanna know?
We'll tell you anything.

1158
00:59:28,395 --> 00:59:29,897
How you know
so much about her?

1159
00:59:30,498 --> 00:59:32,831
And she about you?

1160
00:59:32,833 --> 00:59:36,201
She's my best friend. We know
everything about each other.

1161
00:59:36,203 --> 00:59:37,936
You have a best friend, right?

1162
00:59:37,938 --> 00:59:38,837
Of course
she has a best friend.

1163
00:59:38,839 --> 00:59:39,971
- Yeah.
- Look at her.

1164
00:59:39,973 --> 00:59:43,008
You're so charming, and you
have so many good hobbies.

1165
00:59:43,010 --> 00:59:44,410
- Hobbies.
- You do...

1166
00:59:44,412 --> 00:59:46,013
- You do have a best friend.
- Yeah.

1167
00:59:47,482 --> 00:59:49,314
Tell us
about your best friend.

1168
00:59:49,316 --> 00:59:51,051
- Who is she?
- What's her name? What does she look like?

1169
00:59:51,519 --> 00:59:52,719
Bobik.

1170
00:59:53,787 --> 00:59:56,087
- Bobik?
- Bobik.

1171
00:59:56,089 --> 00:59:58,892
- Oh.
- Tell us about her. Tell us everything about her.

1172
01:00:04,097 --> 01:00:04,932
Bobik.

1173
01:00:07,168 --> 01:00:08,800
- It's a balance beam.
- Oh.

1174
01:00:08,802 --> 01:00:10,236
It's a fucking balance beam.

1175
01:00:10,238 --> 01:00:11,504
- Oh, God, no.
- Your balance beam's

1176
01:00:11,506 --> 01:00:13,040
- your best fucking friend?
- What? Ah, no, no.

1177
01:00:22,916 --> 01:00:24,085
Oh, fuck.

1178
01:00:26,387 --> 01:00:27,788
Oh, fuck.

1179
01:00:28,990 --> 01:00:30,289
You fucking dick, Henshaw!

1180
01:00:33,061 --> 01:00:34,062
Fuck!

1181
01:00:36,564 --> 01:00:39,465
Okay. Light it up.

1182
01:00:39,467 --> 01:00:40,969
<i>Copy.
Sending in the grenades.</i>

1183
01:00:56,317 --> 01:00:57,483
What?
Oh, my God!

1184
01:00:58,586 --> 01:00:59,787
Who's that?

1185
01:01:07,895 --> 01:01:08,930
Oh, my God!

1186
01:01:28,349 --> 01:01:29,150
- Yes!
- Oh!

1187
01:01:42,364 --> 01:01:43,463
Sebastian!

1188
01:01:43,465 --> 01:01:44,631
- Hello.
- Oh, my God!

1189
01:01:48,169 --> 01:01:49,804
- Stay close.
- Thank you so much!

1190
01:01:50,204 --> 01:01:52,241
Oh, my God!

1191
01:02:03,218 --> 01:02:04,318
Oh, my God!

1192
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:20,334
Okay, I trust you now.

1193
01:02:20,336 --> 01:02:22,137
Jesus,
I should hope so.

1194
01:02:23,939 --> 01:02:25,207
Show me your hands.
Show me your hands.

1195
01:02:26,241 --> 01:02:27,242
What?

1196
01:02:30,946 --> 01:02:31,914
Get in the fucking car.

1197
01:02:34,249 --> 01:02:35,250
Us?

1198
01:02:45,361 --> 01:02:49,229
I thought that the international
intelligence office would be fancier.

1199
01:02:49,231 --> 01:02:50,630
It's a temporary space.

1200
01:02:50,632 --> 01:02:52,933
We don't wanna
call attention to ourselves.

1201
01:02:52,935 --> 01:02:54,634
I know, but can you
hang a poster?

1202
01:02:54,636 --> 01:02:56,269
Can we get a drape?
Something?

1203
01:02:56,271 --> 01:02:58,438
This is what our tax dollars
are paying for?

1204
01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:00,342
You haven't paid
your taxes for three years.

1205
01:03:00,943 --> 01:03:02,643
You know that?

1206
01:03:02,645 --> 01:03:04,378
Hey, look,
Sebastian, I'm really sorry

1207
01:03:04,380 --> 01:03:05,946
I didn't give you
the drive at that cafe.

1208
01:03:05,948 --> 01:03:08,117
Nah. No, I understand.

1209
01:03:09,084 --> 01:03:10,951
Drew told you
to keep it safe.

1210
01:03:10,953 --> 01:03:13,021
Can you at least tell us
what's on that drive?

1211
01:03:15,391 --> 01:03:16,990
All we know is,

1212
01:03:16,992 --> 01:03:19,092
it was made by an
international terrorist group

1213
01:03:19,094 --> 01:03:20,595
named Highland.

1214
01:03:20,597 --> 01:03:23,399
Intelligence tells us they're
planning a series of attacks.

1215
01:03:24,366 --> 01:03:26,301
If we had it,
we'd know how to stop them.

1216
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,107


1217
01:03:33,976 --> 01:03:36,511
What? Wait, wait.

1218
01:03:36,513 --> 01:03:39,112
This is your boss?
You're the boss?

1219
01:03:39,114 --> 01:03:41,282
We have a real-life
Judi Dench in our midst.

1220
01:03:41,284 --> 01:03:43,584
You are the boss, and yet
you have not sacrificed

1221
01:03:43,586 --> 01:03:45,986
one ounce of femininity.

1222
01:03:45,988 --> 01:03:48,589
Why have we been spending all of
this time talking to the men,

1223
01:03:48,591 --> 01:03:51,592
when this being has been
floating through the halls

1224
01:03:51,594 --> 01:03:53,628
of the building?
Oh, my God!

1225
01:03:53,630 --> 01:03:56,997
- That's a compliment.
- That is the Beyonce of the government.

1226
01:03:56,999 --> 01:03:59,135
Duffer, stay here.

1227
01:04:01,171 --> 01:04:03,204
I have so much respect
for you that it has

1228
01:04:03,206 --> 01:04:05,308
circled around
into objectification.

1229
01:04:05,675 --> 01:04:07,341
Ma'am!

1230
01:04:07,343 --> 01:04:09,777
I'm sorry, ma'am.
I know I overstepped.

1231
01:04:09,779 --> 01:04:11,446
Overstepped? No.

1232
01:04:11,448 --> 01:04:14,549
I'd say what you did
was closer to treason.

1233
01:04:14,551 --> 01:04:17,718
Treason? I was
merely trying to help.

1234
01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:21,722
How long did your doctor say that
your arm would take to heal?

1235
01:04:21,724 --> 01:04:23,458
Um, three months
for the bullet wound,

1236
01:04:23,460 --> 01:04:25,660
- one for the sprain.
- Fantastic.

1237
01:04:25,662 --> 01:04:27,128
Take four months' leave.

1238
01:04:27,130 --> 01:04:28,563
Oh, no. I assume he meant

1239
01:04:28,565 --> 01:04:30,264
the two would
heal simultaneously.

1240
01:04:30,266 --> 01:04:31,134
I know what I said.

1241
01:04:32,469 --> 01:04:33,701
<i>Please
take me through this.</i>

1242
01:04:33,703 --> 01:04:36,304
What exactly was
going through your mind

1243
01:04:36,306 --> 01:04:38,272
when you flushed it
down the toilet?

1244
01:04:38,274 --> 01:04:40,341
Were you thinking,
"Oh, I know.

1245
01:04:40,343 --> 01:04:41,810
"People are dying
because of this.

1246
01:04:41,812 --> 01:04:43,411
"So here's what I'll do.

1247
01:04:43,413 --> 01:04:45,213
"I'll treat it like
a piece of shit,

1248
01:04:45,215 --> 01:04:46,547
"wrapped up in toilet paper,

1249
01:04:46,549 --> 01:04:48,284
"and then flush it
down the toilet"?

1250
01:04:50,654 --> 01:04:52,821
Oh, this is funny?
Death is funny to you?

1251
01:04:52,823 --> 01:04:54,123
No, I'm sorry.

1252
01:04:55,191 --> 01:04:57,124
But that's how
you go to the bathroom?

1253
01:04:57,126 --> 01:04:58,760
Oh, great. Okay. Awesome.

1254
01:04:58,762 --> 01:05:00,261
Great. You two laugh.

1255
01:05:00,263 --> 01:05:02,764
Meanwhile, let me tell you
how many people have died

1256
01:05:02,766 --> 01:05:04,535
and will die
because of your stupidity.

1257
01:05:08,071 --> 01:05:10,104
I'm sorry. Just let me
get this straight.

1258
01:05:10,106 --> 01:05:12,106
So you wrap your hands
in toilet paper,

1259
01:05:12,108 --> 01:05:13,341
and then you poop
into that,

1260
01:05:13,343 --> 01:05:15,076
and then that
whole contraption

1261
01:05:15,078 --> 01:05:16,411
is what you drop
into the toilet?

1262
01:05:16,413 --> 01:05:18,514
- That was just a metaphor.
- You know that the toilet is designed

1263
01:05:18,516 --> 01:05:20,248
to take the work
out of it for you, right?

1264
01:05:20,250 --> 01:05:21,683
No, that's not
what I was saying.

1265
01:05:21,685 --> 01:05:23,852
I was say...
I didn't say that.

1266
01:05:23,854 --> 01:05:25,687
I poop normally.
Like everybody else.

1267
01:05:25,689 --> 01:05:28,325
Of course, yes. I know.
I'm sorry. Okay.

1268
01:05:30,361 --> 01:05:33,160
Hey, uh, I wanna say goodbye.

1269
01:05:33,162 --> 01:05:34,265
Where are you going?

1270
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:38,400
I've been suspended.

1271
01:05:38,402 --> 01:05:40,769
You two are to go
back to Los Angeles.

1272
01:05:40,771 --> 01:05:42,538
- What?
- What?

1273
01:05:42,540 --> 01:05:45,507
Duffer, transport these women
to de Gaulle.

1274
01:05:45,509 --> 01:05:47,444
Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am.

1275
01:05:49,179 --> 01:05:51,179
Please don't send us home.

1276
01:05:51,181 --> 01:05:54,182
Spying, not easy.
We know that now.

1277
01:05:54,184 --> 01:05:57,819
But we have been a real help
to this operation,

1278
01:05:57,821 --> 01:06:01,356
and I know the drive is gone,
but we are in this, boss.

1279
01:06:01,358 --> 01:06:03,692
And if you would
just give us a chance,

1280
01:06:03,694 --> 01:06:07,262
I think that we could be
a major resource for you.

1281
01:06:07,264 --> 01:06:11,569
Would you consider
keeping us on

1282
01:06:13,170 --> 01:06:15,539
in this intelligence bureau?

1283
01:06:16,908 --> 01:06:19,543
Please. Ma'am.

1284
01:06:22,313 --> 01:06:23,314
Okay.

1285
01:06:24,315 --> 01:06:26,181
All right.

1286
01:06:26,183 --> 01:06:29,119
I am going to take
a chance on you two.

1287
01:06:30,387 --> 01:06:31,388
Really?

1288
01:06:31,923 --> 01:06:33,457
I could really use you.

1289
01:06:34,191 --> 01:06:35,557
What?

1290
01:06:35,559 --> 01:06:36,594
Are you serious?

1291
01:06:37,762 --> 01:06:38,763
No.

1292
01:06:40,665 --> 01:06:42,600
Their flight
leaves in four hours.

1293
01:06:46,236 --> 01:06:49,304
Hey, Morgan, I think that we
should probably just head out.

1294
01:06:49,306 --> 01:06:52,341
The fact that we even survived
this is just dumb luck.

1295
01:06:52,343 --> 01:06:53,610
I really just wanna go home.

1296
01:06:53,612 --> 01:06:55,444
What? Why would you
wanna go home

1297
01:06:55,446 --> 01:06:56,779
in the middle of all this?

1298
01:06:56,781 --> 01:06:57,780
We're a part of this.

1299
01:06:57,782 --> 01:06:59,651
Come on, this isn't...
This isn't who we are.

1300
01:07:00,952 --> 01:07:02,854
Okay? We've done enough.

1301
01:07:04,221 --> 01:07:06,190
Can we please
just go home?

1302
01:07:07,859 --> 01:07:08,860
I'm done.

1303
01:07:10,528 --> 01:07:13,696
- Morgan, now.
- Okay. Yes. Yes.

1304
01:07:13,698 --> 01:07:16,231
That's a great idea. Hey, Seb,
why don't you drop 'em off

1305
01:07:16,233 --> 01:07:17,634
at the airport
on your way home?

1306
01:07:17,636 --> 01:07:19,535
It'll prepare you
for your next career,

1307
01:07:19,537 --> 01:07:20,805
being a SuperShuttle driver.

1308
01:07:35,820 --> 01:07:37,553
Out of curiosity,

1309
01:07:37,555 --> 01:07:39,822
if we still had the drive,
what would've happened?

1310
01:07:39,824 --> 01:07:41,858
- Hypothetically?
- Yeah.

1311
01:07:41,860 --> 01:07:43,626
Uh, I'd figure out
how to de-encrypt it,

1312
01:07:43,628 --> 01:07:46,929
then see what Highland's
plans are and stop them.

1313
01:07:46,931 --> 01:07:48,867
How do you de-encrypt
something like that?

1314
01:07:49,901 --> 01:07:51,636
Why do you wanna
know all this?

1315
01:07:53,238 --> 01:07:54,639
Because the drive
is in my vagina.

1316
01:07:58,877 --> 01:08:00,144
- What?
- What?

1317
01:08:00,146 --> 01:08:02,311
I mean, look, everybody kept
saying that it was so important,

1318
01:08:02,313 --> 01:08:04,547
and I wasn't gonna flush something
that important down the toilet.

1319
01:08:04,549 --> 01:08:05,848
Why didn't you
just give it to Duffer?

1320
01:08:05,850 --> 01:08:07,483
'Cause he's an asshole.

1321
01:08:07,485 --> 01:08:09,819
Wait, so when you said
you wanted to go home...

1322
01:08:09,821 --> 01:08:14,357
Yes, it was because I had the
flash drive in my vagina.

1323
01:08:14,359 --> 01:08:17,727
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

1324
01:08:17,729 --> 01:08:19,897
- I know!
- Does it hurt? Does it not hurt?

1325
01:08:19,899 --> 01:08:21,330
You get used to it.

1326
01:08:21,332 --> 01:08:22,565
Wait, so you were lying
to that bitch

1327
01:08:22,567 --> 01:08:23,901
when she was torturing us?

1328
01:08:23,903 --> 01:08:25,736
- Yeah.
- And you lied to me?

1329
01:08:25,738 --> 01:08:27,603
You broke our sacred
bond of trust.

1330
01:08:27,605 --> 01:08:29,605
I know, Morgan. I'm so sorry.

1331
01:08:29,607 --> 01:08:31,975
But it's okay,
'cause it was amazing!

1332
01:08:31,977 --> 01:08:34,945
I, um... Well, I don't mean to
be impolite about this but...

1333
01:08:34,947 --> 01:08:37,583
Do you think you could
access it from the...

1334
01:08:38,416 --> 01:08:39,750
Place that...

1335
01:08:39,752 --> 01:08:41,885
- In the...
- Oh, yeah.

1336
01:08:41,887 --> 01:08:43,889
- What? Here?
- Just don't look here.

1337
01:08:44,857 --> 01:08:47,057
Oh.

1338
01:08:47,059 --> 01:08:49,526
This is good. You should get it out.
'Cause the ultimate irony would be

1339
01:08:49,528 --> 01:08:52,397
if you saved the world, and then
died of toxic shock syndrome.

1340
01:08:54,033 --> 01:08:57,835
<i>♫ She'll be coming round the
mountain when she comes ♫</i>

1341
01:08:57,837 --> 01:09:00,238
<i>♫ She'll be coming round the
mountain when she comes ♫</i>

1342
01:09:01,540 --> 01:09:02,740
- Okay.
- Oh, there it is.

1343
01:09:02,742 --> 01:09:04,307
Oh.

1344
01:09:04,309 --> 01:09:05,642
Should I put it in the...

1345
01:09:05,644 --> 01:09:07,644
- No. I'll, uh...
- Like, a tissue?

1346
01:09:07,646 --> 01:09:09,648
No, no, no.
I'll take it. I'll take it.

1347
01:09:14,787 --> 01:09:16,920
So are you gonna use that
to get your job back?

1348
01:09:16,922 --> 01:09:19,356
People at my job
just tried to kill all of us,

1349
01:09:19,358 --> 01:09:21,091
so, to be honest, I'm not sure
who to trust anymore.

1350
01:09:21,093 --> 01:09:22,762
But thank you.

1351
01:09:23,496 --> 01:09:25,731
For trusting me.

1352
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:29,702
Now, will you trust us?

1353
01:09:30,903 --> 01:09:32,669
To help you?

1354
01:09:32,671 --> 01:09:35,106
I mean, you're injured, so I
feel like you kind of need us.

1355
01:09:35,108 --> 01:09:37,841
I mean, we're naturals.
We're operatives.

1356
01:09:37,843 --> 01:09:40,477
We're semi-professionals at this point.
Professional. We are professional.

1357
01:09:56,495 --> 01:09:58,062
So, um...

1358
01:09:58,064 --> 01:10:00,033
Morgan, your idea of
blending in is that outfit?

1359
01:10:00,766 --> 01:10:01,933
Yeah.

1360
01:10:01,935 --> 01:10:05,369
Do I not look
just like a French woman?

1361
01:10:05,371 --> 01:10:07,005
I look like a French woman.

1362
01:10:07,007 --> 01:10:08,541
You look like
a French curtain.

1363
01:10:09,375 --> 01:10:10,777
Yeah, 'cause I can hang.

1364
01:10:11,510 --> 01:10:13,377
- Mmm. Mmm.
- Mmm-hmm?

1365
01:10:13,379 --> 01:10:15,679
Something really weird
on this drive.

1366
01:10:15,681 --> 01:10:17,381
Oh, I'm sorry. Not all of us

1367
01:10:17,383 --> 01:10:19,516
are perfectly waxed
porn stars down there.

1368
01:10:19,518 --> 01:10:21,451
Some of us have stuff.

1369
01:10:21,453 --> 01:10:23,655
Oh, no, I meant
the information on it.

1370
01:10:23,657 --> 01:10:25,156
It's State Department
encryption.

1371
01:10:25,158 --> 01:10:26,392
Oh.

1372
01:10:27,393 --> 01:10:28,695
- Right.
- Figures.

1373
01:10:30,063 --> 01:10:32,897
- What do you mean?
- Meaning Highland didn't make it.

1374
01:10:32,899 --> 01:10:34,699
Your government did.

1375
01:10:34,701 --> 01:10:37,035
I can't access it.
I don't have clearance.

1376
01:10:37,037 --> 01:10:39,737
What do you mean? You're a spy.
Can't you just hack it?

1377
01:10:39,739 --> 01:10:42,774
Well, they change
the password every 24 hours.

1378
01:10:42,776 --> 01:10:45,543
Even if I had a supercomputer,
it'd take days.

1379
01:10:45,545 --> 01:10:46,744
So what are you saying?

1380
01:10:46,746 --> 01:10:49,747
I'm saying we can't
get onto the flash drive.

1381
01:10:49,749 --> 01:10:50,915
- What?
- There's gotta be something else

1382
01:10:50,917 --> 01:10:53,818
- we can do.
- Not unless you have access to an expert

1383
01:10:53,820 --> 01:10:55,455
in U.S. Intelligence
computer security.

1384
01:10:59,059 --> 01:11:00,393
One minute.

1385
01:11:09,903 --> 01:11:11,538
Um...

1386
01:11:15,176 --> 01:11:17,642
Mmm-hmm.

1387
01:11:17,644 --> 01:11:20,511
That's all I remember
from high school French.

1388
01:11:20,513 --> 01:11:21,913
Shit. What were
the lines I had

1389
01:11:21,915 --> 01:11:23,615
in that French
student film?

1390
01:11:23,617 --> 01:11:24,985
Um...

1391
01:11:39,633 --> 01:11:40,667
Oh, God.

1392
01:11:44,571 --> 01:11:45,572
No?

1393
01:11:47,474 --> 01:11:50,608
I need to borrow this
for one minute.

1394
01:11:50,610 --> 01:11:51,811
I will be there.

1395
01:11:58,085 --> 01:12:00,119
Uh-huh. Hmm.

1396
01:12:06,493 --> 01:12:07,194
This is Edward.

1397
01:12:08,129 --> 01:12:11,096
Eddie. Eddie Snowden.

1398
01:12:11,098 --> 01:12:13,531
<i>It's Morgan
from Buck's Rock Camp.</i>

1399
01:12:13,533 --> 01:12:14,769
Oh, my God!

1400
01:12:15,502 --> 01:12:16,771
Morgan. Um...

1401
01:12:17,537 --> 01:12:19,071
Wow! It's been forever.

1402
01:12:19,073 --> 01:12:20,739
I, uh...

1403
01:12:20,741 --> 01:12:22,207
I sent you a bunch of emails
over the years.

1404
01:12:22,209 --> 01:12:24,509
You did? Shoot!

1405
01:12:24,511 --> 01:12:27,913
Well, that's upsetting.
I don't know where they went.

1406
01:12:27,915 --> 01:12:30,816
I thought that you might not
have your AOL account anymore.

1407
01:12:30,818 --> 01:12:32,718
Oh, yeah.
I switched to Gmail in '04.

1408
01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:35,521
Oh. Actually, I knew that.

1409
01:12:35,523 --> 01:12:37,723
Right. I guess you would.

1410
01:12:37,725 --> 01:12:39,158
So I've been
following the news.

1411
01:12:39,160 --> 01:12:40,993
<i>Oh, my God. Eddie.</i>

1412
01:12:40,995 --> 01:12:42,728
You have to understand,
we didn't kill anybody.

1413
01:12:42,730 --> 01:12:43,829
On purpose.

1414
01:12:43,831 --> 01:12:45,965
Of course.
It's called a frame job.

1415
01:12:45,967 --> 01:12:48,100
They do that.

1416
01:12:48,102 --> 01:12:50,636
Tell me what you need, Morgan.
I'm here for you.

1417
01:12:50,638 --> 01:12:51,939
Are you near a computer?

1418
01:12:53,574 --> 01:12:55,207
Always.

1419
01:12:55,209 --> 01:12:58,179
A capital H.
Add sign. Lowercase U.

1420
01:12:59,647 --> 01:13:00,681
Lowercase J.

1421
01:13:01,316 --> 01:13:02,581
Percentage sign.

1422
01:13:02,583 --> 01:13:04,652
- Yes, percentage.
- Uppercase Y.

1423
01:13:08,689 --> 01:13:09,824
Oh, my God! That's right.

1424
01:13:10,192 --> 01:13:12,158
Okay. So?

1425
01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:13,195
What are Highland's plans?

1426
01:13:14,329 --> 01:13:16,895
These aren't
Highland's plans.

1427
01:13:16,897 --> 01:13:19,865
This drive is a back door
to the entire Internet.

1428
01:13:19,867 --> 01:13:22,570
Finances, emails.
Everyone's secrets.

1429
01:13:24,839 --> 01:13:26,141
We need to
get out of here now.

1430
01:13:27,242 --> 01:13:28,741
We gotta go.

1431
01:13:28,743 --> 01:13:30,743
- Uh-huh.
- Morgan.

1432
01:13:30,745 --> 01:13:32,546
You call me
if you're ever in LA now.

1433
01:13:33,315 --> 01:13:35,883
LA's gonna be hard.

1434
01:13:47,929 --> 01:13:49,064
<i>I need to add another target.</i>

1435
01:13:50,098 --> 01:13:51,965
- Double rate.
- <i>No.</i>

1436
01:13:51,967 --> 01:13:54,968
<i>You already failed twice.
The girls are still alive.</i>

1437
01:13:54,970 --> 01:13:56,936
<i>Highland is very upset.</i>

1438
01:13:59,607 --> 01:14:00,909
Well, hello, beautiful.

1439
01:14:05,781 --> 01:14:07,113
Baby...

1440
01:14:07,115 --> 01:14:08,316
What happened
to your face?

1441
01:14:12,754 --> 01:14:13,722
What happened to yours?

1442
01:14:22,798 --> 01:14:24,030
Where we goin', chief?

1443
01:14:24,032 --> 01:14:25,767
Amsterdam.
We'll be safe there.

1444
01:14:27,402 --> 01:14:28,603
Can I help you?

1445
01:14:29,704 --> 01:14:30,739
Thank you.

1446
01:14:36,978 --> 01:14:38,080
Nice boobs.

1447
01:14:40,082 --> 01:14:40,916
Thanks.

1448
01:14:44,320 --> 01:14:47,589
<i>Remember, the best place to hide
is somewhere full of suspicious people.</i>

1449
01:14:49,057 --> 01:14:51,791
Oh, my God,
is this what crack smells like?

1450
01:14:51,793 --> 01:14:53,760
Is this the couple
you saw at the gymnasium?

1451
01:14:53,762 --> 01:14:55,429
Ivan and Raisa Petrenko.

1452
01:14:55,431 --> 01:14:57,331
Heads of the Highland
crime syndicate.

1453
01:14:57,333 --> 01:14:58,932
- Out of Moscow.
- Oh.

1454
01:14:58,934 --> 01:15:01,134
Oligarchs, arms dealers,
blackmailers,

1455
01:15:01,136 --> 01:15:02,969
and former gymnastic coaches.

1456
01:15:02,971 --> 01:15:07,174
And this is their trained
assassin and former student.

1457
01:15:07,176 --> 01:15:09,143
Not a fan.

1458
01:15:09,145 --> 01:15:11,212
You guys. Audrey, come here.
It's us. We're on the news.

1459
01:15:11,214 --> 01:15:12,812
<i>Thought to be part of
a bigger terrorist plot...</i>

1460
01:15:12,814 --> 01:15:14,081
We're on TV.

1461
01:15:14,083 --> 01:15:16,150
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- It's happening.

1462
01:15:16,152 --> 01:15:17,184
<i>...the women were allegedly
involved in the murder</i>

1463
01:15:17,186 --> 01:15:18,785
<i>of a local ophthalmologist,</i>

1464
01:15:18,787 --> 01:15:21,855
<i>which may have had
a sexual motive.</i>

1465
01:15:21,857 --> 01:15:24,024
Sexual motive?
Yeah. He wishes.

1466
01:15:24,026 --> 01:15:25,960
<i>The FBI has
released transcripts</i>

1467
01:15:25,962 --> 01:15:28,028
<i>of Facebook messages
between the suspects.</i>

1468
01:15:28,030 --> 01:15:30,898
Oh, shit, Morgan.
It's our chats.

1469
01:15:30,900 --> 01:15:34,902
"I just wish he would die.
Is that too much to ask?"

1470
01:15:36,305 --> 01:15:39,706
"Just for someone to expletive
murder him," said Audrey Stockman

1471
01:15:39,708 --> 01:15:40,908
Oh, my God.

1472
01:15:40,910 --> 01:15:45,813
<i>Then, "Do you want me
to murder him? I totally will.</i>

1473
01:15:45,815 --> 01:15:47,815
<i>"That's what friends are for.</i>

1474
01:15:47,817 --> 01:15:52,155
<i>"Music note emoji. Music note
emoji." Replied Morgan Freeman.</i>

1475
01:15:54,056 --> 01:15:55,291
Your name is Morgan Freeman.

1476
01:15:56,325 --> 01:15:57,458
I just put that together.

1477
01:15:57,460 --> 01:16:00,995
Yeah. I can always get
a reservation wherever I want.

1478
01:16:00,997 --> 01:16:02,863
<i>Honestly, I just don't believe</i>

1479
01:16:02,865 --> 01:16:05,199
- <i>that Audrey would ever do this.</i>
- Oh.

1480
01:16:05,201 --> 01:16:07,501
- <i>She's just not that kind of person.</i>
- Wow, okay.

1481
01:16:07,503 --> 01:16:09,870
<i>You know. She's not
that sophisticated.</i>

1482
01:16:09,872 --> 01:16:11,405
<i>I mean, she's 30 years old,</i>

1483
01:16:11,407 --> 01:16:14,775
<i>and she doesn't even
have a bed frame, so...</i>

1484
01:16:14,777 --> 01:16:16,944
Box spring counts.
A box spring counts.

1485
01:16:16,946 --> 01:16:18,212
We've talked about this.

1486
01:16:28,291 --> 01:16:29,393
Americans?

1487
01:16:36,500 --> 01:16:37,301
Hey.

1488
01:16:37,900 --> 01:16:38,901
Hi.

1489
01:16:47,810 --> 01:16:50,347
I hope you're not upset about
what that girl said on the news.

1490
01:16:51,914 --> 01:16:55,082
Oh, well,
I'm not that surprised.

1491
01:16:55,084 --> 01:16:56,884
It's not like
I've done anything

1492
01:16:56,886 --> 01:16:59,120
that impressive with my life.

1493
01:16:59,122 --> 01:17:01,489
I've seen you
do some impressive things.

1494
01:17:01,491 --> 01:17:03,158
You were a great shot
in the cafe.

1495
01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:06,328
You switched
the trophies on me.

1496
01:17:06,330 --> 01:17:08,496
You didn't break
when you were being tortured.

1497
01:17:08,498 --> 01:17:11,235
Plus you had the foresight
to stick that thing up your...

1498
01:17:13,869 --> 01:17:14,936
...thing.

1499
01:17:18,308 --> 01:17:20,275
You know, I'm impressed
with you too.

1500
01:17:20,277 --> 01:17:22,110
You risked
your whole life for me.

1501
01:17:22,112 --> 01:17:24,145
Not many people
would have done that.

1502
01:17:24,147 --> 01:17:26,149
Including my ex-boyfriend.

1503
01:17:28,552 --> 01:17:29,752
Yeah, about that.

1504
01:17:31,188 --> 01:17:32,322
I wanna clear something up.

1505
01:17:33,924 --> 01:17:36,159
You weren't just a cover
for Drew. That much I know.

1506
01:17:37,427 --> 01:17:38,228
How?

1507
01:17:39,830 --> 01:17:42,364
I was there the night
you two met. At your birthday.

1508
01:17:42,366 --> 01:17:43,465
What? At the bar?

1509
01:17:43,467 --> 01:17:45,433
Outside,
in the surveillance van.

1510
01:17:45,435 --> 01:17:47,002
Drew was in the bar
to take out a target.

1511
01:17:47,004 --> 01:17:48,405
- Wait, who?
- The bartender.

1512
01:17:49,273 --> 01:17:50,540
He was a recruiter for ISIS.

1513
01:17:54,612 --> 01:17:56,480
Craft bourbon cocktail
with tobacco bitters

1514
01:17:58,315 --> 01:17:59,283
and rhubarb zest.

1515
01:18:08,025 --> 01:18:09,259
Can you identify him
as the target?

1516
01:18:16,199 --> 01:18:17,866
- Oops, I'm sorry.
- Oh, sorry!

1517
01:18:17,868 --> 01:18:18,933
<i>Happy birthday.</i>

1518
01:18:18,935 --> 01:18:21,236
No. Do not get distracted.

1519
01:18:21,238 --> 01:18:23,305
- <i>Yeah.</i>
- <i>It's not my birthday.</i>

1520
01:18:23,307 --> 01:18:24,507
- <i>Oh.</i>
- <i>I, um...</i>

1521
01:18:24,509 --> 01:18:26,875
<i>I just kind of wear it
for warmth.</i>

1522
01:18:26,877 --> 01:18:28,209
- <i>Well, if it was your birthday...</i>
- She's funny.

1523
01:18:28,211 --> 01:18:29,911
<i>I would say "Happy birthday."</i>

1524
01:18:29,913 --> 01:18:31,516
Thayer, get away
from her now.

1525
01:18:33,418 --> 01:18:35,152
In our line of work,
being with someone,

1526
01:18:36,354 --> 01:18:37,355
caring about them,

1527
01:18:38,889 --> 01:18:40,922
it makes our job harder.

1528
01:18:40,924 --> 01:18:43,328
So if Drew was trying
with you, then...

1529
01:18:45,129 --> 01:18:46,531
That was real.

1530
01:18:47,565 --> 01:18:49,998
And not that you
asked my opinion,

1531
01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:51,900
but the worst song
on that jukebox is

1532
01:18:51,902 --> 01:18:53,071
<i>Your Body Is a Wonderland.</i>

1533
01:18:53,604 --> 01:18:54,539
No question.

1534
01:18:55,673 --> 01:18:57,173
Oh, my God! What?

1535
01:18:57,175 --> 01:18:59,608
What? No way!
Absolutely not. No.

1536
01:19:02,380 --> 01:19:04,080
Um, I lost my virginity
to that song.

1537
01:19:04,082 --> 01:19:06,048
What?

1538
01:19:06,050 --> 01:19:08,052
To who? The cheesiest
person in the world?

1539
01:19:08,419 --> 01:19:09,853
Oh!

1540
01:19:10,688 --> 01:19:13,255
Oh, hey, guys.

1541
01:19:13,257 --> 01:19:16,194
Uh, rookworst, am I right?

1542
01:19:22,600 --> 01:19:25,269
It always works.
It's actually kind of funny.

1543
01:19:28,106 --> 01:19:29,205
Audrey!

1544
01:19:29,207 --> 01:19:30,473
Oh, my God! Morgan.

1545
01:19:30,475 --> 01:19:31,442
She talks too much.

1546
01:19:32,643 --> 01:19:33,945
Duffer.

1547
01:19:37,048 --> 01:19:38,314
Jesus!

1548
01:19:38,316 --> 01:19:39,582
Oh, my God!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!

1549
01:19:39,584 --> 01:19:41,550
Whoa! Whoa! Hey! Move! Move!

1550
01:19:42,553 --> 01:19:44,286
Hands up.

1551
01:19:44,288 --> 01:19:45,589
- Okay.
- That's both hands, cripple.

1552
01:19:47,091 --> 01:19:48,658
Come on, Seb. Higher.

1553
01:19:50,094 --> 01:19:51,961
Just because I can.

1554
01:19:51,963 --> 01:19:54,130
What's this about,
Duffer? Revenge?

1555
01:19:54,132 --> 01:19:55,499
I was suspended. You won.

1556
01:19:55,501 --> 01:19:57,101
Come on, man. I know I won.

1557
01:19:58,470 --> 01:20:00,438
I'm just here for this.

1558
01:20:01,973 --> 01:20:05,374
Of course, now I have a few
loose ends to tie up.

1559
01:20:05,376 --> 01:20:07,009
Hey! Hey!

1560
01:20:07,011 --> 01:20:09,746
Okay! He has nothing
to do with this, okay?

1561
01:20:09,748 --> 01:20:11,748
I promise you this is
just Morgan and me.

1562
01:20:11,750 --> 01:20:13,383
Why don't you
go back to the CIA,

1563
01:20:13,385 --> 01:20:15,585
- and tell them that?
- Jesus!

1564
01:20:15,587 --> 01:20:17,387
You don't know
that I'm the bad guy?

1565
01:20:17,389 --> 01:20:18,455
What?

1566
01:20:18,457 --> 01:20:20,323
He's not here
on CIA business.

1567
01:20:20,325 --> 01:20:22,057
He's working for Highland now.

1568
01:20:22,059 --> 01:20:24,093
You have no idea
how much the Chinese mafia's

1569
01:20:24,095 --> 01:20:25,462
willing to pay for this.

1570
01:20:25,464 --> 01:20:28,265
Or the Russian mafia.
Multiple mafias want this.

1571
01:20:28,267 --> 01:20:29,466
And, on that note,

1572
01:20:29,468 --> 01:20:31,668
I'll finish you all off
and be on my way.

1573
01:20:31,670 --> 01:20:34,438
As much fun as it's been
watching you fucktards play

1574
01:20:34,440 --> 01:20:35,874
<i>Tinker Tailor Stoner Spy.</i>

1575
01:20:42,080 --> 01:20:44,548
- Okay, I got it.
- That's a joke, Audrey.

1576
01:20:44,550 --> 01:20:46,283
It's funny, because I'm funny. You
know what? It doesn't matter.

1577
01:20:46,285 --> 01:20:48,351
Because there's one thing
that's mightier than the pen,

1578
01:20:48,353 --> 01:20:50,153
and it's called
a fucking handgun!

1579
01:20:50,155 --> 01:20:52,522
- Oh, my God!
- So, for heckling me, Audrey...

1580
01:20:52,524 --> 01:20:53,790
Oh, my God. Please don't do this.
Please don't do this.

1581
01:20:53,792 --> 01:20:55,258
Duffer, don't do this.

1582
01:20:55,260 --> 01:20:56,660
- You die first.
- Duffer!

1583
01:20:56,662 --> 01:20:57,596
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

1584
01:21:02,367 --> 01:21:04,334
Oh.

1585
01:21:04,336 --> 01:21:07,673
This man, he want
to rob from us, right?

1586
01:21:11,310 --> 01:21:13,477
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally.
Yes. Absolutely.

1587
01:21:13,479 --> 01:21:15,514
- Oh, my God! Really, it's scary.
- Yes.

1588
01:21:22,087 --> 01:21:23,487
How did he find us?

1589
01:21:23,489 --> 01:21:25,390
I don't know.
We took every precaution.

1590
01:21:26,726 --> 01:21:27,692
We only used cash.

1591
01:21:27,694 --> 01:21:28,994
No phones.

1592
01:21:32,498 --> 01:21:33,563
Morgan.

1593
01:21:33,565 --> 01:21:34,399
Hmm?

1594
01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:37,069
Did you call
your parents again?

1595
01:21:38,805 --> 01:21:40,537
Yes. I had to.

1596
01:21:40,539 --> 01:21:42,339
My father was gonna think
that I was dead

1597
01:21:42,341 --> 01:21:43,406
if he found out about Roger.

1598
01:21:43,408 --> 01:21:46,343
So I went to a souvenir shop,
I got a burner phone.

1599
01:21:46,345 --> 01:21:48,579
I picked it up. One second,
"Hi, I'm alive."

1600
01:21:48,581 --> 01:21:50,581
And then I threw it
in the dumpster.

1601
01:21:50,583 --> 01:21:52,517
They can't trace a call
if it's less than two minutes.

1602
01:21:52,519 --> 01:21:54,685
- That's not a thing anymore.
- That's not a thing!

1603
01:21:54,687 --> 01:21:56,219
Well, I know that now.

1604
01:21:56,221 --> 01:21:58,288
Ugh...

1605
01:21:58,290 --> 01:22:00,190
Oh, my God.
He's coming back to life.

1606
01:22:00,192 --> 01:22:01,394
He's reanimating.

1607
01:22:05,865 --> 01:22:08,799
Okay, it's a phone.
That makes more sense.

1608
01:22:08,801 --> 01:22:10,601
It needs a thumbprint.

1609
01:22:10,603 --> 01:22:12,436
- There's the thumb.
- Seriously?

1610
01:22:12,438 --> 01:22:14,039
I'm standing,
so I can't do it.

1611
01:22:14,774 --> 01:22:15,708
Oh, my God.

1612
01:22:17,710 --> 01:22:19,077
Ugh.

1613
01:22:20,613 --> 01:22:22,713
It says, "Text me
when you get the package."

1614
01:22:22,715 --> 01:22:24,315
Um...

1615
01:22:24,317 --> 01:22:27,652
Tell him we have the package,
and ask where the drop is.

1616
01:22:27,654 --> 01:22:30,187
Oh, shit.
It's locked again. Hold on.

1617
01:22:30,189 --> 01:22:32,456
Oh, oh.

1618
01:22:32,458 --> 01:22:34,692
He said, "Bring it
to Operation Albrecht."

1619
01:22:34,694 --> 01:22:36,360
- Okay.
- What's Operation Albrecht?

1620
01:22:36,362 --> 01:22:37,530
I'm checking his emails.

1621
01:22:39,365 --> 01:22:40,598
Ah.

1622
01:22:40,600 --> 01:22:43,568
He's been communicating with
someone named Hunter Pierce.

1623
01:22:43,570 --> 01:22:44,735
So a gay porn star.

1624
01:22:44,737 --> 01:22:46,771
Uh...

1625
01:22:46,773 --> 01:22:49,407
Highland was planning
to buy the drive from Duffer.

1626
01:22:49,409 --> 01:22:51,077
They called it
Operation Albrecht.

1627
01:22:51,844 --> 01:22:53,611
It's going down
tomorrow night.

1628
01:22:53,613 --> 01:22:56,514
There's a gala in Berlin
at the Museum of Technology.

1629
01:22:56,516 --> 01:22:59,419
Text him back and say we'll
meet them there with the drive.

1630
01:23:01,788 --> 01:23:04,455
The phone is locked again.
I need the thumbprint.

1631
01:23:04,457 --> 01:23:06,157
You know what? Forget it.

1632
01:23:09,395 --> 01:23:10,728
- Okay.
- Oh, the thumb! Yes!

1633
01:23:10,730 --> 01:23:11,732
Audrey...

1634
01:23:14,300 --> 01:23:16,634
Oh, my God!

1635
01:23:24,912 --> 01:23:26,344
Thumbs up.

1636
01:23:26,346 --> 01:23:27,347
Go.

1637
01:23:31,785 --> 01:23:34,285
So here's the plan.
We go to Berlin.

1638
01:23:36,422 --> 01:23:38,523
<i>Wait, we're gonna walk
right into this gala?</i>

1639
01:23:38,525 --> 01:23:41,359
<i>No. We pose as
two people on the guest list.</i>

1640
01:23:41,361 --> 01:23:43,495
<i>The Canadian ambassador
and his wife.</i>

1641
01:23:43,497 --> 01:23:45,396
<i>Uh, won't people know
what they look like?</i>

1642
01:23:45,398 --> 01:23:46,531
<i>No.</i>

1643
01:23:46,533 --> 01:23:48,600
<i>No one ever remembers
what Canadians look like.</i>

1644
01:23:48,602 --> 01:23:50,437
<i>They land at Tegel Airport
at 2:00 p.m.</i>

1645
01:23:51,371 --> 01:23:52,871
<i>Can I do an accent?</i>

1646
01:23:52,873 --> 01:23:54,573
- <i>Please don't.
- I know what I'm gonna do.</i>

1647
01:23:54,575 --> 01:23:56,842
Hiya! Is you the Mullicays?

1648
01:23:56,844 --> 01:23:57,811
Perfect. I'm Bill.

1649
01:23:59,245 --> 01:24:00,679
I know what you're thinking.

1650
01:24:00,681 --> 01:24:02,447
How'd a bloke
from the East End

1651
01:24:02,449 --> 01:24:04,215
get all the way
to Berlin, Germany?

1652
01:24:04,217 --> 01:24:06,918
Well, I will tell you
on the way to the car.

1653
01:24:06,920 --> 01:24:10,355
I said, "What are you
doing here, Queen?"

1654
01:24:10,357 --> 01:24:13,258
She said, "I was
bored up in that castle.

1655
01:24:13,260 --> 01:24:14,495
"I had to get out."

1656
01:24:19,266 --> 01:24:20,868
Okay, let's drive then.

1657
01:24:23,270 --> 01:24:25,570
No! We're being robbed.

1658
01:24:25,572 --> 01:24:27,439
No! Not again.

1659
01:24:27,441 --> 01:24:30,676
- Sorry.
- Please, no. I've a little girl at home.

1660
01:24:30,678 --> 01:24:32,744
- Okay. We gotta go!
- Me wife is dead.

1661
01:24:32,746 --> 01:24:34,713
- Go. Get out. They're asleep!
- She needs a new kidney.

1662
01:24:34,715 --> 01:24:37,217
- Morgan, no, let's just...
- I came up with a story.

1663
01:25:04,278 --> 01:25:06,746
I hope I look like
the Canadian ambassador's wife.

1664
01:25:06,748 --> 01:25:08,915
I hope I look like Chris
Kirkpatrick from NSYNC.

1665
01:25:08,917 --> 01:25:11,316
- Am I done?
- Yeah. You're good.

1666
01:25:11,318 --> 01:25:12,685
I just think if one of us is
changing her look,

1667
01:25:12,687 --> 01:25:14,319
then the other
should change her look

1668
01:25:14,321 --> 01:25:15,387
for disguise reasons.

1669
01:25:15,389 --> 01:25:18,492
Like, you're about to look
like Amanda Mullicay.

1670
01:25:19,426 --> 01:25:20,695
And I'm about to look like...

1671
01:25:22,296 --> 01:25:24,864
Shit. I'm about
to look like you.

1672
01:25:24,866 --> 01:25:26,933
Not that it's a bad look.
It's just we switched places,

1673
01:25:26,935 --> 01:25:29,535
so if they're looking
for a blonde and a brunette,

1674
01:25:29,537 --> 01:25:31,336
then we're still gonna be
a blonde and a brunette.

1675
01:25:31,338 --> 01:25:32,538
Oh, we fucked up.

1676
01:25:32,540 --> 01:25:34,640
I hope this isn't
what gets us killed tonight.

1677
01:25:34,642 --> 01:25:38,077
No. Hey, we're
not gonna die tonight.

1678
01:25:38,079 --> 01:25:39,881
You're right, we're not.
But if we do...

1679
01:25:41,049 --> 01:25:43,382
- We're not, but if we do...
- Oh, my God.

1680
01:25:43,384 --> 01:25:45,985
I know a lot of horrific stuff
has happened this week,

1681
01:25:45,987 --> 01:25:47,287
but, um...

1682
01:25:48,656 --> 01:25:50,325
It has been
the best week of my life.

1683
01:25:51,793 --> 01:25:54,594
- Really?
- Yeah, just being out here, like,

1684
01:25:54,596 --> 01:25:57,830
on this adventure, with you,

1685
01:25:57,832 --> 01:26:00,633
doing the right thing,
and nobody's judging me...

1686
01:26:00,635 --> 01:26:01,770
I don't know.

1687
01:26:02,904 --> 01:26:04,305
Do you normally feel judged?

1688
01:26:05,373 --> 01:26:06,539
You know that thing
that Drew said to me

1689
01:26:06,541 --> 01:26:08,574
about me being a little much?

1690
01:26:08,576 --> 01:26:10,843
It's not the first time
I've heard that.

1691
01:26:10,845 --> 01:26:12,745
You're not "a little much."

1692
01:26:12,747 --> 01:26:15,014
I am. I am "a little much."
I'm a lot much.

1693
01:26:15,016 --> 01:26:17,117
No, you're not.

1694
01:26:17,119 --> 01:26:18,451
The only people
who don't think so

1695
01:26:18,453 --> 01:26:19,652
are you and my parents.

1696
01:26:19,654 --> 01:26:21,489
That's 'cause
everyone else is boring.

1697
01:26:25,995 --> 01:26:26,795
Sorry.

1698
01:26:29,098 --> 01:26:30,830
I'm so proud of you.

1699
01:26:30,832 --> 01:26:32,132
Honey, I'm proud of you.

1700
01:26:34,536 --> 01:26:35,537
Oh, my God.

1701
01:26:38,540 --> 01:26:39,973
- So, don't...
- Don't die, okay?

1702
01:26:39,975 --> 01:26:42,042
Please don't die,
because then I would die,

1703
01:26:42,044 --> 01:26:44,878
and then we would both be dead,
and that would be a waste.

1704
01:26:59,661 --> 01:27:02,029
Morgan.
Are you in position?

1705
01:27:02,031 --> 01:27:03,730
Yeah, I was born in position.

1706
01:27:03,732 --> 01:27:05,799
Yes, everyone's
born in position.

1707
01:27:05,801 --> 01:27:07,968
That's why they call it
the fetal position.

1708
01:27:07,970 --> 01:27:09,535
Right. Yeah, I just got that.

1709
01:27:11,040 --> 01:27:13,941
- Amanda.
- Ethan.

1710
01:27:13,943 --> 01:27:16,612
Just act natural.
Just another normal night.

1711
01:27:18,413 --> 01:27:19,713
Yeah.

1712
01:27:19,715 --> 01:27:20,914
<i>Performing with
Cirque du Soleil</i>

1713
01:27:20,916 --> 01:27:22,783
<i>is actually a top three
dream of mine.</i>

1714
01:27:22,785 --> 01:27:23,884
I'm highly prepared
for this mission.

1715
01:27:23,886 --> 01:27:27,020
I was a C.I.T. in Acrobatics
and Clowning at camp.

1716
01:27:27,022 --> 01:27:29,022
It was competitive
and I excelled.

1717
01:27:29,024 --> 01:27:31,191
Once again, Morgan, you're not
performing with the troupe.

1718
01:27:31,193 --> 01:27:34,194
Your job is to stay backstage
and watch the surveillance.

1719
01:27:34,196 --> 01:27:35,696
<i>We need to locate the buyer.</i>

1720
01:27:35,698 --> 01:27:36,966
Okay. But... But...

1721
01:27:38,200 --> 01:27:40,567
Not just for one song?

1722
01:27:40,569 --> 01:27:41,702
- <i>No.</i>
- I hear you.

1723
01:27:41,704 --> 01:27:43,770
But wouldn't I be better able
to identify the mark

1724
01:27:43,772 --> 01:27:45,739
if I was spinning around on
that silver spinning thingy?

1725
01:27:45,741 --> 01:27:47,074
- <i>No.</i>
- Copy that.

1726
01:27:47,076 --> 01:27:48,709
But what if
I was on the trapeze?

1727
01:27:48,711 --> 01:27:50,644
In which I am trained.

1728
01:27:50,646 --> 01:27:52,446
- No.
- <i>Affirmative.</i>

1729
01:27:52,448 --> 01:27:53,382
Mongoose standing down.

1730
01:27:55,985 --> 01:27:57,451
Hey!

1731
01:28:03,626 --> 01:28:04,858
Hey!

1732
01:28:08,231 --> 01:28:10,731
<i>You guys, you guys,
I see someone suspicious.</i>

1733
01:28:10,733 --> 01:28:13,467
Okay. Stay calm.

1734
01:28:13,469 --> 01:28:15,769
- <i>Can you describe them?</i>
- Okay.

1735
01:28:15,771 --> 01:28:17,838
He's got an insane
twirly mustache.

1736
01:28:17,840 --> 01:28:19,506
<i>He's got the big bushy
scary eyebrows.</i>

1737
01:28:19,508 --> 01:28:20,609
And...

1738
01:28:21,777 --> 01:28:23,945
Yep. Yep.
He's holding a bag of money.

1739
01:28:23,947 --> 01:28:26,114
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,
we have our buyer.</i>

1740
01:28:26,116 --> 01:28:27,916
Yeah, I think that guy's
part of the show.

1741
01:28:27,918 --> 01:28:29,783
Yeah, Morgan, I don't think
an actual bad guy

1742
01:28:29,785 --> 01:28:31,618
would look like
an evil Mr. Monopoly.

1743
01:28:31,620 --> 01:28:32,954
<i>I don't know.</i>

1744
01:28:32,956 --> 01:28:35,089
I gotta go with my gut
on this. I'm sorry.

1745
01:28:38,094 --> 01:28:39,129
Oh.

1746
01:28:54,543 --> 01:28:56,778
And I was mistaken.
He is a part of the show.

1747
01:28:56,780 --> 01:28:58,882
I repeat,
he is a part of the show.

1748
01:29:00,116 --> 01:29:02,717
Oh!

1749
01:29:05,722 --> 01:29:08,089
- What?
- That's Tom and Marsha.

1750
01:29:08,091 --> 01:29:10,226
Drew's fake parents.
Or whoever they are.

1751
01:29:19,836 --> 01:29:22,670
Morgan, get backstage.
I've been blown.

1752
01:29:25,108 --> 01:29:25,976
Who has blown you?

1753
01:29:26,843 --> 01:29:28,176
Morgan, it's not funny.

1754
01:29:28,178 --> 01:29:31,679
<i>I agree. There's nothing funny
about you being blown.</i>

1755
01:29:31,681 --> 01:29:32,981
<i>Okay. You two, stay together</i>

1756
01:29:32,983 --> 01:29:34,182
and in plain sight
until I get back.

1757
01:29:34,184 --> 01:29:35,919
You, uh... You put the drive
somewhere safe?

1758
01:29:36,853 --> 01:29:38,219
Very safe.

1759
01:29:38,221 --> 01:29:39,823
Is it the same place
as last time?

1760
01:29:40,190 --> 01:29:41,591
You'll see.

1761
01:29:43,560 --> 01:29:45,095
I don't actually mean,
like, you'll see.

1762
01:29:46,730 --> 01:29:47,729
- Please just go.
- Yeah.

1763
01:29:47,731 --> 01:29:48,830
Okay.

1764
01:30:03,680 --> 01:30:04,781
No smoking, sir.

1765
01:30:05,116 --> 01:30:06,681
Oh.

1766
01:30:06,683 --> 01:30:08,551
I'm sorry.
Awful habit, I know.

1767
01:30:10,154 --> 01:30:11,753
- You want one?
- I don't smoke, sir.

1768
01:30:11,755 --> 01:30:12,854
Yeah, neither do I.

1769
01:30:36,180 --> 01:30:36,981
Sebastian...

1770
01:30:38,715 --> 01:30:39,884
Sebastian, you got a text.

1771
01:30:43,653 --> 01:30:44,989
Sebastian, is everything okay?

1772
01:31:15,953 --> 01:31:17,753
Morgan, Sebastian's
not responding.

1773
01:31:17,755 --> 01:31:19,422
<i>Oh, my God!
That's really bad.</i>

1774
01:31:19,424 --> 01:31:21,790
Or not. I don't wanna scare
you. Could mean anything.

1775
01:31:21,792 --> 01:31:24,026
The buyer texted me.
I have to go meet him.

1776
01:31:24,028 --> 01:31:26,195
- Or her.
- <i>Thank you. I was gonna say,</i>

1777
01:31:26,197 --> 01:31:28,030
women can be terrorists too.

1778
01:31:28,032 --> 01:31:29,965
<i>We can do anything
we put our minds to.</i>

1779
01:31:29,967 --> 01:31:30,999
Can you see if you can
get eyes on Sebastian?

1780
01:31:31,001 --> 01:31:32,268
He couldn't have gotten far.

1781
01:31:32,270 --> 01:31:33,305
Okay.

1782
01:31:35,806 --> 01:31:37,072
Yeah. In that case,

1783
01:31:37,074 --> 01:31:38,974
I am gonna climb
the ladder. I know...

1784
01:31:40,378 --> 01:31:41,511
Morgan?

1785
01:31:41,513 --> 01:31:44,214
...trapeze platform really
is the best vantage point.

1786
01:31:44,216 --> 01:31:45,848
Morgan!

1787
01:31:45,850 --> 01:31:46,984
Oh, my God.

1788
01:32:06,404 --> 01:32:07,638
Audrey. Oh, my God!

1789
01:32:08,073 --> 01:32:09,274
What the fuck?

1790
01:32:10,976 --> 01:32:12,144
Okay.

1791
01:32:13,311 --> 01:32:14,444
Okay.

1792
01:32:16,747 --> 01:32:18,848
Audrey, the goldfinch
has reached

1793
01:32:18,850 --> 01:32:20,716
her very precarious perch.

1794
01:32:20,718 --> 01:32:22,485
I think I'm about,
I don't know,

1795
01:32:22,487 --> 01:32:24,122
2,000 feet off the ground.

1796
01:32:25,257 --> 01:32:26,258
Huh.

1797
01:32:30,095 --> 01:32:31,096
No.

1798
01:32:37,903 --> 01:32:40,038
Okay. I'm gonna go. Wait.

1799
01:32:41,039 --> 01:32:42,207
What? Excuse me.

1800
01:32:42,941 --> 01:32:44,109
Give me the ladder.

1801
01:32:45,010 --> 01:32:46,075
Fuck me.

1802
01:32:48,280 --> 01:32:50,513
- Drew, you're supposed to be dead.
- Dead. Yeah.

1803
01:32:50,515 --> 01:32:52,916
I was right on the edge.

1804
01:32:52,918 --> 01:32:55,287
But the idea of you being
out there kept me alive.

1805
01:32:56,522 --> 01:32:57,856
I'm here to save you.

1806
01:32:58,957 --> 01:33:01,057
- Me?
- And to stop Henshaw.

1807
01:33:01,059 --> 01:33:03,228
What? Sebastian?
No, he's helping us.

1808
01:33:04,229 --> 01:33:06,064
Audrey, do you know
about Highland?

1809
01:33:07,365 --> 01:33:09,065
Yeah.

1810
01:33:09,067 --> 01:33:10,302
Sebastian works for Highland.

1811
01:33:12,871 --> 01:33:14,237
No. That's not possible.

1812
01:33:14,239 --> 01:33:15,972
Why would he come
and risk his life?

1813
01:33:15,974 --> 01:33:17,273
Why would he get fired?

1814
01:33:17,275 --> 01:33:18,808
What did he tell you?
Did he tell you

1815
01:33:18,810 --> 01:33:20,877
you're here to find
a buyer for the drive?

1816
01:33:20,879 --> 01:33:22,812
You're just here
so he can kill me.

1817
01:33:22,814 --> 01:33:24,883
He was using you
as bait to find me.

1818
01:33:25,984 --> 01:33:27,386
He knew that
I'd come back for you.

1819
01:33:28,554 --> 01:33:30,121
That I'd never
let him hurt you.

1820
01:33:31,390 --> 01:33:32,191
And now, here I am.

1821
01:33:33,559 --> 01:33:35,459
Yeah.

1822
01:33:35,461 --> 01:33:37,461
Audrey, I have some bad news.

1823
01:33:37,463 --> 01:33:40,130
Nadedja is still alive,

1824
01:33:40,132 --> 01:33:42,533
and she is on the other
trapeze platform

1825
01:33:42,535 --> 01:33:44,101
right now.

1826
01:33:44,103 --> 01:33:45,502
She might have a bomb on her.
I don't know.

1827
01:33:45,504 --> 01:33:47,837
Maybe this is one
of the terrorist attacks.

1828
01:33:47,839 --> 01:33:48,771
That doesn't really
make any sense.

1829
01:33:48,773 --> 01:33:50,940
She doesn't seem
like a suicide bomber.

1830
01:33:50,942 --> 01:33:53,177
That girl has
high self-esteem.

1831
01:33:53,179 --> 01:33:54,380
She's so full of herself.

1832
01:33:56,949 --> 01:33:59,116
The point is, Audrey,
I'm looking at her,

1833
01:33:59,118 --> 01:34:01,585
and she definitely
does wanna kill me.

1834
01:34:01,587 --> 01:34:03,454
And then she's gonna
come after you.

1835
01:34:05,858 --> 01:34:08,327
So I think I gotta fix this.

1836
01:34:12,265 --> 01:34:14,133
I can do this.

1837
01:34:14,967 --> 01:34:16,867
Remember your training

1838
01:34:16,869 --> 01:34:18,170
from the New Jersey
Circus Center.

1839
01:34:58,478 --> 01:35:00,244
Could I just
ask you something?

1840
01:35:00,246 --> 01:35:01,314
Anything.

1841
01:35:03,149 --> 01:35:04,482
Did you leave that drive
in my apartment

1842
01:35:04,484 --> 01:35:07,217
because you thought
that I would never leave?

1843
01:35:07,219 --> 01:35:10,322
That I wouldn't grow?
That I wouldn't go anywhere?

1844
01:35:10,324 --> 01:35:12,390
Did you send me to Vienna
because you just

1845
01:35:12,392 --> 01:35:14,091
assumed that I wouldn't
question anything?

1846
01:35:14,093 --> 01:35:15,861
No. No. No, no. I mean...

1847
01:35:18,164 --> 01:35:19,232
I underestimated you.

1848
01:35:20,367 --> 01:35:21,501
You hurt me.

1849
01:35:23,637 --> 01:35:25,071
I'm so sorry.

1850
01:35:26,606 --> 01:35:27,541
I had to.

1851
01:35:29,509 --> 01:35:31,411
But now, seeing everything
that you've done,

1852
01:35:33,979 --> 01:35:35,248
I've never loved you more.

1853
01:35:37,950 --> 01:35:38,851
Do you love me?

1854
01:35:39,519 --> 01:35:41,188
I love you, Audrey Stockman.

1855
01:35:49,229 --> 01:35:50,263
Looks very real to me.

1856
01:35:56,403 --> 01:35:59,404
What was the name
of the nun that beat you

1857
01:35:59,406 --> 01:36:02,240
in whatever fucking orphanage...

1858
01:36:02,242 --> 01:36:04,042
...you grew up in,
you skank?

1859
01:36:04,044 --> 01:36:05,379
Ow. Ow.

1860
01:37:20,488 --> 01:37:23,691
Audrey.
Audrey, I did it.

1861
01:37:25,359 --> 01:37:26,427
We're safe.

1862
01:37:28,463 --> 01:37:29,464
Audrey.

1863
01:37:31,199 --> 01:37:32,333
Audrey?

1864
01:37:34,535 --> 01:37:35,536
Shit!

1865
01:37:37,104 --> 01:37:38,673
Your boss give you
any new spy gadgets?

1866
01:37:39,474 --> 01:37:40,308
Uh, no.

1867
01:37:41,209 --> 01:37:42,374
Canadian now?

1868
01:37:42,376 --> 01:37:45,511
- Eh!
- Eh! Good.

1869
01:37:45,513 --> 01:37:49,317
- Oh, um... I wouldn't open that.
- Is that gonna blow my head off?

1870
01:37:49,684 --> 01:37:51,517
Hmm?

1871
01:37:51,519 --> 01:37:54,053
Thousand guesses, never
would've landed on "thumb."

1872
01:37:55,556 --> 01:37:57,058
Anything else, Double O Sexy?

1873
01:38:01,529 --> 01:38:02,630
The drive isn't in there.

1874
01:38:06,367 --> 01:38:07,368
Oh, come on.

1875
01:38:10,137 --> 01:38:11,305
Hey.

1876
01:38:12,206 --> 01:38:13,508
You can trust me.

1877
01:38:15,510 --> 01:38:18,579
Really? 'Cause you said
not to trust anyone.

1878
01:38:21,717 --> 01:38:23,382
- Stand back!
- Go on. Move it.

1879
01:38:23,384 --> 01:38:24,784
Sebastian?

1880
01:38:24,786 --> 01:38:27,188
- Audrey.
- Audrey, step back. He's with them.

1881
01:38:28,122 --> 01:38:29,589
- Thayer?
- Hey, bro.

1882
01:38:29,591 --> 01:38:31,257
Audrey, step away from him.

1883
01:38:31,259 --> 01:38:33,225
He's gonna kill all of us.

1884
01:38:33,227 --> 01:38:34,663
He said the same thing
about you.

1885
01:38:39,601 --> 01:38:40,402
Hello.

1886
01:38:42,704 --> 01:38:44,738
Thayer,
remove the target.

1887
01:38:44,740 --> 01:38:45,872
Fuck you, Dad.

1888
01:38:49,344 --> 01:38:50,410
Mom.

1889
01:38:52,314 --> 01:38:55,582
Wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait!
Wait! Hold on. Hold on.

1890
01:38:55,584 --> 01:38:59,086
Audrey, listen to me. Drew
is working with Highland.

1891
01:39:00,289 --> 01:39:01,555
Sebastian was working
with Highland.

1892
01:39:01,557 --> 01:39:02,656
That's a lie.

1893
01:39:02,658 --> 01:39:04,491
Audrey, he was working
with Duffer too.

1894
01:39:04,493 --> 01:39:05,926
Sebastian was
working with Duffer.

1895
01:39:05,928 --> 01:39:08,628
Drew's the one that sent
the assassin to the gymnasium.

1896
01:39:08,630 --> 01:39:09,696
He would've let you die.

1897
01:39:09,698 --> 01:39:12,299
Sebastian sent the
assassin to the gymnasium.

1898
01:39:12,301 --> 01:39:13,433
Sebastian would've let you die.

1899
01:39:13,435 --> 01:39:15,368
Okay, everything I say you did
you can't just say I did.

1900
01:39:15,370 --> 01:39:16,836
I can 'cause
I've got the gun.

1901
01:39:28,750 --> 01:39:29,916
You okay?

1902
01:39:29,918 --> 01:39:31,318
I'm so scared.

1903
01:39:31,320 --> 01:39:32,454
It's all right. It's okay.

1904
01:39:36,825 --> 01:39:39,693
I'm so sorry
I dragged you into this.

1905
01:39:39,695 --> 01:39:40,829
- It's okay. It's okay.
- I know.

1906
01:39:42,397 --> 01:39:44,164
Can we please just go home?

1907
01:39:44,166 --> 01:39:45,265
- Yeah.
- Okay.

1908
01:39:45,267 --> 01:39:46,602
I'm gonna take care of you.

1909
01:39:52,274 --> 01:39:53,275
You looking for this?

1910
01:39:55,677 --> 01:39:56,478
Uh, Audrey, that's...

1911
01:39:58,881 --> 01:40:00,948
That's cute, but I don't think
you know what you're doing.

1912
01:40:00,950 --> 01:40:03,350
God, you really do
still underestimate me.

1913
01:40:03,352 --> 01:40:04,687
Audrey, come on.

1914
01:40:06,689 --> 01:40:07,788
Audrey...

1915
01:40:09,291 --> 01:40:11,159
Get off me! No!

1916
01:40:16,331 --> 01:40:17,430
Oh, my God!

1917
01:40:17,432 --> 01:40:20,266
Oh, Morgan.
Always so dramatic.

1918
01:40:21,904 --> 01:40:22,772
Fuck!

1919
01:40:23,606 --> 01:40:24,772
Oh, God!

1920
01:40:26,208 --> 01:40:27,543
Argh!

1921
01:40:35,518 --> 01:40:36,552
You better hurry.

1922
01:40:37,620 --> 01:40:38,521
Finish me off.

1923
01:40:40,890 --> 01:40:42,190
Oh, that's right.

1924
01:40:42,892 --> 01:40:44,558
You never finish anything.

1925
01:40:46,462 --> 01:40:47,697
To quote a text I got,

1926
01:40:49,298 --> 01:40:53,401
"Hey there.
It's over. Sorry."

1927
01:40:53,403 --> 01:40:54,869
Audrey... Audrey, don't.

1928
01:40:59,409 --> 01:41:00,576
I lied.

1929
01:41:09,285 --> 01:41:10,584
Drew Thayer, don't move.

1930
01:41:10,586 --> 01:41:11,688
You're under arrest.

1931
01:41:14,924 --> 01:41:17,291
<i>We have apprehended
Drew Thayer.</i>

1932
01:41:17,293 --> 01:41:19,195
It's a little much,
don't you think?

1933
01:41:20,530 --> 01:41:22,730
Oh, my God! Are you okay?

1934
01:41:22,732 --> 01:41:24,567
- I'm okay. Are you okay?
- Yeah.

1935
01:41:27,503 --> 01:41:28,869
Sebastian?

1936
01:41:35,778 --> 01:41:37,611
What the fuck?

1937
01:41:37,613 --> 01:41:39,915
Okay, these vests,
they save your life,

1938
01:41:39,917 --> 01:41:42,283
but they do not prevent you
from breaking ribs.

1939
01:41:42,285 --> 01:41:43,584
You're alive.

1940
01:41:46,689 --> 01:41:47,989
Oh, you're alive.

1941
01:41:59,636 --> 01:42:01,603
What is
the Heimlich maneuver?

1942
01:42:01,605 --> 01:42:03,504
<i>What is
the Heimlich maneuver?</i>

1943
01:42:03,506 --> 01:42:05,040
- <i>That's it.</i>
- <i>Instruments for eight.</i>

1944
01:42:05,042 --> 01:42:06,575
<i>This long, powerful horn...</i>

1945
01:42:06,577 --> 01:42:07,943
That's a long number.

1946
01:42:07,945 --> 01:42:08,944
Oh.

1947
01:42:08,946 --> 01:42:10,478
Hello.

1948
01:42:10,480 --> 01:42:12,814
- Mom, I'm alive.
- <i>Honey, are you okay?</i>

1949
01:42:12,816 --> 01:42:13,982
Let me turn this down.

1950
01:42:13,984 --> 01:42:15,249
Yeah, I'm gonna
put you on speaker.

1951
01:42:15,251 --> 01:42:16,752
- Hold on.
- <i>Let me turn the volume down.</i>

1952
01:42:16,754 --> 01:42:19,087
- Put in... Do... Um...
- <i>Trying to lower the volume, sweetie,</i>

1953
01:42:19,089 --> 01:42:21,456
- and I can't.
- Input.

1954
01:42:21,458 --> 01:42:22,491
Input?
I don't see input.

1955
01:42:22,493 --> 01:42:23,592
<i>Sorry, I'm calling</i>

1956
01:42:23,594 --> 01:42:25,527
from an international
spy's phone.

1957
01:42:25,529 --> 01:42:27,362
Spy. Who's a spy?

1958
01:42:27,364 --> 01:42:28,597
Yeah, input's
doing nothing.

1959
01:42:28,599 --> 01:42:30,699
He's an international spy,

1960
01:42:30,701 --> 01:42:34,002
and his name is
Sebastian Henshaw.

1961
01:42:34,004 --> 01:42:36,004
He works for MI6.

1962
01:42:36,006 --> 01:42:37,506
Morgan...

1963
01:42:37,508 --> 01:42:40,642
Can she not reveal
my identity?

1964
01:42:40,644 --> 01:42:42,644
Uh, yeah,
she tells them everything.

1965
01:42:42,646 --> 01:42:44,546
Hold on.
I have a call waiting.

1966
01:42:44,548 --> 01:42:45,749
I love you.

1967
01:42:49,553 --> 01:42:53,755
Sebastian Henshaw's phone.
This is Morgan speaking.

1968
01:42:53,757 --> 01:42:54,625
<i>Where's Henshaw?</i>

1969
01:42:55,926 --> 01:42:58,527
Oh, my God.
Is this who I think it is?

1970
01:42:58,529 --> 01:43:01,130
How could I possibly know
who you think this is?

1971
01:43:01,132 --> 01:43:03,799
<i>Oh, my God.
It is you. Wow.</i>

1972
01:43:03,801 --> 01:43:06,001
I'm letting
Audrey and Sebastian

1973
01:43:06,003 --> 01:43:08,004
have a little bit
of a moment right now.

1974
01:43:08,006 --> 01:43:09,838
<i>You know what I mean?</i>

1975
01:43:09,840 --> 01:43:11,506
- Tell him to call me back.
- <i>No, no. It's okay.</i>

1976
01:43:11,508 --> 01:43:15,011
I think I've proven myself
a trustworthy junior agent.

1977
01:43:15,013 --> 01:43:16,511
<i>Why don't you give me
the message, yeah?</i>

1978
01:43:16,513 --> 01:43:18,413
- Okay.
- Okay.

1979
01:43:18,415 --> 01:43:20,016
<i>You may tell him this,</i>

1980
01:43:20,018 --> 01:43:22,450
that he can come back
to the office on Monday.

1981
01:43:22,452 --> 01:43:25,154
Really? Oh, my gosh!
That's the best.

1982
01:43:25,156 --> 01:43:26,421
- Thank you.
- <i>He's gonna be so happy.</i>

1983
01:43:26,423 --> 01:43:27,756
<i>Thank you so much.</i>

1984
01:43:27,758 --> 01:43:30,659
Mon... Oh! Monday is
tough for me though.

1985
01:43:30,661 --> 01:43:31,928
- <i>Okay.</i>
- No, no, no.

1986
01:43:31,930 --> 01:43:33,595
I have a callback
for a Progresso commercial.

1987
01:43:33,597 --> 01:43:36,165
But you know what? Fuck it!

1988
01:43:36,167 --> 01:43:38,034
- <i>I'm gonna cancel it.</i>
- I'm not talking about you, Morgan.

1989
01:43:38,036 --> 01:43:39,869
- Do not show up on Monday.
- <i>Okay.</i>

1990
01:43:39,871 --> 01:43:43,840
I won't come in on Monday. Gosh, I
wouldn't dream of it.

1991
01:43:43,842 --> 01:43:45,174
Great. Thank you.

1992
01:43:45,176 --> 01:43:46,976
<i>No, but I will.
I'll see you Monday.</i>

1993
01:43:46,978 --> 01:43:48,577
What do you like
in your coffee?

1994
01:43:48,579 --> 01:43:49,745
So when people ask you

1995
01:43:49,747 --> 01:43:51,948
about your first trip
to Europe...

1996
01:43:51,950 --> 01:43:54,617
I'm gonna have to tell them the truth.

1997
01:43:54,619 --> 01:43:56,353
It definitely wasn't boring.

1998
01:43:57,021 --> 01:43:57,822
No.

1999
01:44:01,960 --> 01:44:05,597
But I didn't get to do
everything that I wanted to do.

2000
01:44:06,698 --> 01:44:08,633
Oh, yeah?
What did you forget?

2001
01:44:14,606 --> 01:44:16,839
No. No, no.

2002
01:44:16,841 --> 01:44:18,741
Oh, my God! I'm so sorry. I
thought that you and I maybe...

2003
01:44:18,743 --> 01:44:20,076
- No. Actually it was...
- I'm sorry.

2004
01:44:20,078 --> 01:44:21,577
- I was going for the...
- I mean, it was the physical

2005
01:44:21,579 --> 01:44:23,848
- pain of my chest.
- Okay, then suck it up.

2006
01:44:45,069 --> 01:44:46,602
Hey.

2007
01:44:46,604 --> 01:44:48,070
All for this happening.
Love this.

2008
01:44:48,072 --> 01:44:49,505
I'm sorry to interrupt.

2009
01:44:49,507 --> 01:44:51,040
I just talked
to the MI6 lady,

2010
01:44:51,042 --> 01:44:53,743
and she said that you would
know what to do with the drive?

2011
01:44:53,745 --> 01:44:55,645
I have it this time.

2012
01:44:55,647 --> 01:44:57,613
You told us to keep it
somewhere safe.

2013
01:44:57,615 --> 01:44:59,918
Right. So I finally
swallowed it.

2014
01:45:00,818 --> 01:45:02,952
Big personal
victory of mine.

2015
01:45:02,954 --> 01:45:05,621
Well, we need to destroy it.

2016
01:45:05,623 --> 01:45:07,492
Yeah. As soon as she clears.

2017
01:45:08,793 --> 01:45:09,859
You know what I mean?

2018
01:45:11,096 --> 01:45:13,933
I, um... I should
speak to my boss.

2019
01:45:15,000 --> 01:45:16,701
Yep. Bye now.

2020
01:45:19,138 --> 01:45:20,938
Ahhh!

2021
01:45:24,542 --> 01:45:27,112
What? Okay!
Okay!

2022
01:45:28,680 --> 01:45:31,148
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, yes, yes!

2023
01:46:08,320 --> 01:46:09,753
Happy birthday!

2024
01:46:11,023 --> 01:46:12,191
Okay. Blow, baby, blow!

2025
01:46:15,060 --> 01:46:17,260
Well, I hope your wish was
to be entertained.

2026
01:46:19,131 --> 01:46:21,166
Whoa! Guys, guys, guys!
It's just a microphone.

2027
01:46:22,234 --> 01:46:25,202
Although, fair warning.

2028
01:46:25,204 --> 01:46:28,040
<i>You may be blown away.
Two, three, four, hit it.</i>

2029
01:46:30,210 --> 01:46:34,611
<i>Audrey, it's so good to be
here with you in Tokyo,</i>

2030
01:46:34,613 --> 01:46:36,947
<i>my steamy little eda-mommy.</i>

2031
01:46:36,949 --> 01:46:39,750
<i>I have loved you
since the udon of time.</i>

2032
01:46:39,752 --> 01:46:42,586
<i>It's Japanese food puns.
That's the entertainment.</i>

2033
01:46:42,588 --> 01:46:45,323
<i>I'm going to sashimi</i>

2034
01:46:45,325 --> 01:46:47,960
<i>over here to these
very handsome ramen.</i>

2035
01:46:48,894 --> 01:46:50,361
<i>Do you like my food puns?</i>

2036
01:46:50,363 --> 01:46:52,263
<i>Or do you think
they're teri-yucky?</i>

2037
01:46:52,265 --> 01:46:53,899
<i>Audrey, I love you so much.</i>

2038
01:46:54,767 --> 01:46:55,567
<i>Happy birthday, baby.</i>

2039
01:46:56,902 --> 01:46:58,871
Morgan!

2040
01:46:59,973 --> 01:47:02,206
You shouldn't have!

2041
01:47:02,208 --> 01:47:03,609
- <i>And yet I did.</i>
- Oh.

2042
01:47:04,777 --> 01:47:06,077
Okay, Morgan. It's time.

2043
01:47:06,079 --> 01:47:07,981
<i>Shumai, my, my! Look at you.</i>

2044
01:47:09,082 --> 01:47:10,882
<i>Let's do a little
call-and-response</i>

2045
01:47:10,884 --> 01:47:12,984
<i>for Audrey's birthday,
shall we?</i>

2046
01:47:12,986 --> 01:47:16,354
<i>When I say "happy,"
you say "birthday." Happy...</i>

2047
01:47:16,356 --> 01:47:17,621
<i>Happy...</i>

2048
01:47:17,623 --> 01:47:18,322
<i>Audrey,</i>

2049
01:47:18,324 --> 01:47:19,723
happy birthday.

2050
01:48:48,115 --> 01:48:51,749
<i>I have known Audrey
for maybe 15 years,</i>

2051
01:48:51,751 --> 01:48:54,719
<i>and, in that time, she has
stayed exactly the same.</i>

2052
01:48:54,721 --> 01:48:57,222
<i>She has not changed one bit,
and so, I think,</i>

2053
01:48:57,224 --> 01:48:59,391
<i>I kind of know her
like the back of my hand,</i>

2054
01:48:59,393 --> 01:49:01,759
<i>and she's
a very simple person.</i>

2055
01:49:01,761 --> 01:49:04,296
<i>And she just doesn't really
have the mental capacity</i>

2056
01:49:04,298 --> 01:49:06,431
<i>to carry out something
like this, I don't think.</i>

2057
01:49:06,433 --> 01:49:07,700
<i>She's a dear friend.</i>

2058
01:49:09,103 --> 01:49:11,170
- <i>They said something about, like...</i>
- <i>Yeah.</i>

2059
01:49:11,172 --> 01:49:13,205
<i>They were doing this
for a guy or something.</i>

2060
01:49:13,207 --> 01:49:15,474
<i>Oh, yeah. Like someone died
in front of them or something.</i>

2061
01:49:15,476 --> 01:49:17,743
<i>Like, one of their
boyfriends or something.</i>

2062
01:49:17,745 --> 01:49:20,412
<i>I don't know. It was for love.
I don't know.</i>

2063
01:49:20,414 --> 01:49:22,748
<i>Looking in the mirror
and seeing the face</i>

2064
01:49:22,750 --> 01:49:24,185
<i>of somebody
who was friends with her</i>

2065
01:49:25,019 --> 01:49:26,619
<i>has been really tough.</i>

2066
01:49:26,621 --> 01:49:30,022
<i>And I think we all have to remember the
real victims in situations like this</i>

2067
01:49:30,024 --> 01:49:32,024
<i>are the friends.</i>

2068
01:49:32,026 --> 01:49:34,893
<i>Are the childhood friends
who were there from day one.</i>

2069
01:49:34,895 --> 01:49:36,962
<i>Who have to carry this burden.</i>

2070
01:49:36,964 --> 01:49:38,199
<i>And will have to carry...</i>
<i>Sorry.</i>

2071
01:49:40,201 --> 01:49:41,934
<i>And will have
to carry this burden</i>

2072
01:49:41,936 --> 01:49:43,103
<i>for a long time to come.</i>

2073
01:49:44,539 --> 01:49:46,506
<i>If you could
speak to them right now,</i>

2074
01:49:46,508 --> 01:49:48,140
<i>what would
you say to them?</i>

2075
01:49:48,142 --> 01:49:49,908
<i>Oh! Give 'em
a piece of my mind.</i>

2076
01:49:49,910 --> 01:49:51,109
<i>I want
my bum bag back.</i>

2077
01:49:51,111 --> 01:49:52,945
<i>Give me my bum bag back
for starters.</i>

2078
01:49:52,947 --> 01:49:54,547
<i>My passport,
my money.</i>

2079
01:49:54,549 --> 01:49:57,816
- <i>Yeah.</i>
- <i>My lip gloss, my keys, my phone.</i>

2080
01:49:57,818 --> 01:49:59,720
- <i>Everything.</i>
- <i>They just took everything.</i>

2081
01:50:01,155 --> 01:50:03,922
<i>I don't think
that Audrey did do this,</i>

2082
01:50:03,924 --> 01:50:05,793
<i>but, Audrey,
if you did do this,</i>

2083
01:50:08,230 --> 01:50:09,231
<i>I forgive you.</i>

2084
01:50:11,333 --> 01:50:13,299
<i>If anyone else
back in Australia is watching</i>

2085
01:50:13,301 --> 01:50:14,967
<i>you right now, what do
you wanna say to them?</i>

2086
01:50:14,969 --> 01:50:17,803
- <i>We're having such a good time!</i>
- <i>Such a good time!</i>

2087
01:50:17,805 --> 01:50:20,074
<i>Hi! We're on TV!</i>