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It won't sell to casuals

Sep 16th, 2017
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  1. That won't sell to casuals
  2.  
  3. You might think that our hobby ought be fun,
  4. Without all this anger and sound,
  5. Everyone enjoying playing their games,
  6. With politics nowhere around,
  7.  
  8. But there's no getting past it,
  9. Not ever and not now,
  10. These games are all shallow and dull,
  11. You dream that tactics and skill win the day,
  12. But that wont sell to casuals.
  13.  
  14. You might think that a gamedev,
  15. With a vision and plan,
  16. Would be given a new Metal Gear
  17. But I'm sad to say that Kojima is gone,
  18. Konami will fuck it from here.
  19.  
  20. There's no getting past it,
  21. Not ever and not now,
  22. These games are all shallow and dull,
  23. You dream that tactics and skill win the day,
  24. But that wont sell to casuals.
  25.  
  26. I once loved a game that was due to complete,
  27. I thought it was just round the corner,
  28. But now I'm aware there'll be no Half-Life 3,
  29. And it's MOBA's from now til forever.
  30.  
  31. There's no getting past it,
  32. Not ever and not now,
  33. These games are all shallow and dull,
  34. You dream that tactics and skill win the day,
  35. But that wont sell to casuals.
  36.  
  37. The industry cares for apps and eSports,
  38. And people who tap on their phones,
  39. You may think that we'd get games that raise up the bar,
  40. But that won't sell to casuals.
  41.  
  42. Some devs they try at the end of the day,
  43. With some success I suppose,
  44. But to me they're fighting a losing battle,
  45. It won't sell to casuals.
  46.  
  47. It won't sell to casuals.
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