on *:text:*:#: {
  if ($strip($1) == !chuck) { .msg $chan $replace($read(scripts/chuck.txt), Chuck Norris,04Chuck Norris)}
  if ($strip($1) == !addchuck) { write scripts/chuck.txt $2- | .notice $nick Your Chuck joke " $+ $2- $+ " has been added! }
  if ($strip($1) == !remchuck) {
    if ($2- == $read(scripts/chuck.txt)) {
      write -d scripts/chuck.txt
      .notice $nick Your Chuck joke " $+ $2- $+ " has been removed!
    }
  }
}