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  1. [21:54] <!DnD-sama> Aeria sits alone on the outer edge of the Slaggs looking out over the city from the outer wall.
  2. [21:55] <!DnD-sama> Erythnul has sent you here for a reason, in this world there is some force that must be eradicated.
  3. [21:55] <!DnD-sama> Yet he has yet to show you where this force is.
  4. [21:56] <!DnD-sama> Are you not yet strong enough?
  5. [21:56] <!DnD-sama> Or will your enemies show themselves on their own.
  6. [21:57] <!DnD-sama> These thoughts, and unquestioning devotion to your divine purpose are all that exist within your mind as you stare vacantly upon this corrupted place and ponder your next course of action.
  7. [21:57] <!DnD-sama> (Also maybe a desire for shouta dick but probably not because you're no fun)
  8. [21:58] <Vripe> (pffft)
  9. [21:58] <!DnD-sama> "You shouldn't be all alone little birdy." You hear from behind you.
  10. [21:59] * Aeria takes off and whirls around in a moment's notice, she draws her sword and floats in a defensive stance
  11. [21:59] <!DnD-sama> (psssssssst this is the part where you do something)
  12. [21:59] <!DnD-sama> "Ahahahaha~"
  13. [21:59] <!DnD-sama> A girl with a wide smile sits on the wall.
  14. [21:59] <@Aeria> "And who are you?"
  15. [22:01] <!DnD-sama> She looks like this because I'm lazy. http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/085/2/3/gaia_anime_pumpkin_bla_by_snow_mishibari-d3ch837.png
  16. [22:03] <!DnD-sama> "Eh? Me? I'm a member of the Red Thorn assassins guild. Just like that elf and the monk chicky that got clobbered by you guys."
  17. [22:04] <@Aeria> "Eh...who?"
  18. [22:04] * Aeria scratches the back of her head.
  19. [22:04] <!DnD-sama> "You're super special you know! It's not very often a kill on sight order is issued to the entire guild. We're usually a one-killer-per-person organization."
  20. [22:04] <!DnD-sama> "Somebody must REAAAAAAAAAAAALLY want you guys to die."
  21. [22:05] <@Aeria> "Sucks to be them, I guess."
  22. [22:05] <!DnD-sama> "Ahahahahahaha~ You're funny."
  23. [22:05] <!DnD-sama> "Pretty too... it's always so sad to mess up such a pretty face."
  24. [22:05] <!DnD-sama> Roll initiative.
  25. [22:05] <@Aeria> roll 1d20+3
  26. [22:05] <!DnD-sama> Aeria rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{23}
  27. [22:06] <@Aeria> (Yare Yare Daze)
  28. [22:06] <Pumpkin> roll 1d20+3
  29. [22:06] <!DnD-sama> Pumpkin rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{16}
  30. [22:06] <Pumpkin> Obviously you go first.
  31. [22:07] <@Aeria> NO I DON'T YOU'RE A GUY IN A PANDA BEAR COSTUME
  32. [22:07] <Pumpkin> Focus love.
  33. [22:07] <Pumpkin_> She's more dangerous than she looks.
  34. [22:07] <@Aeria> Choose her as my dodge target, and engage because what the hell else am I going to do.
  35. [22:07] <@Aeria> roll 1d20+9
  36. [22:07] <!DnD-sama> Aeria rolled : 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{13}
  37. [22:08] <Pumpkin_> Your blade bounces off the sleeve of her seemingly flimsy shirt just as if it had struck iron.
  38. [22:09] <Pumpkin_> "Iyaaaa~ Scary~"
  39. [22:09] <Pumpkin_> You can attack again as she draws her spear and sword.
  40. [22:09] <@Aeria> roll 1d20+9
  41. [22:09] <!DnD-sama> Aeria rolled : 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{13}
  42. [22:09] <Pumpkin_> The sword has a green blade and a pumpkin themed hilt.
  43. [22:10] <Pumpkin_> The spear has a blade that protrudes from a pumpkin shaped ornament at the base of the tip.
  44. [22:10] <Pumpkin_> Also it bounces off her shirt again.
  45. [22:10] <Pumpkin_> roll 1d20+13
  46. [22:10] <!DnD-sama> Pumpkin_ rolled : 1d20+13 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{21}
  47. [22:10] <Pumpkin_> She lunges at you with the spear.
  48. [22:11] <Pumpkin_> The tip digs into you painfully.
  49. [22:11] <Pumpkin_> roll 1d8+5
  50. [22:11] <!DnD-sama> Pumpkin_ rolled : 1d8+5 --> [ 1d8=1 ]{6}
  51. [22:11] <Pumpkin_> You take 6 damage.
  52. [22:12] * Pumpkin_ releases the spear and mutters with a mischevious smile "Grind....."
  53. [22:12] <Pumpkin_> The tip of the spear begins to spin violently ripping into your flesh.
  54. [22:12] <Pumpkin_> It will continue to rip away at you every round unless you pull it out.
  55. [22:13] <Pumpkin_> It's your turn.
  56. [22:13] <@Aeria> Can I sunder the spear?
  57. [22:13] <Pumpkin_> The tip would still be imbedded in you if you broke it.
  58. [22:13] <Pumpkin_> You need to pull it out, or ignore it and focus on fighting, those are really the only options.
  59. [22:13] <@Aeria> If I pull it out is it a full turn?
  60. [22:14] <Pumpkin_> Keep in mind she still has a sword, and she's now drawn a large Jack-o-lantern shaped shield.
  61. [22:14] <Pumpkin_> It's move equivalent.
  62. [22:14] <@Aeria> Okay, can I pull it out?
  63. [22:14] <Pumpkin_> You're still in range to attack afterwards immediately if you succeed.
  64. [22:15] <Pumpkin_> Roll a strength check.
  65. [22:15] <Pumpkin_> DC 16
  66. [22:15] <@Aeria> roll 1d20+4
  67. [22:15] <!DnD-sama> Aeria rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{21}
  68. [22:15] <Pumpkin_> You rip it out one handed with a spray of blood.
  69. [22:15] <Pumpkin_> roll 1d8+5
  70. [22:15] <!DnD-sama> Pumpkin_ rolled : 1d8+5 --> [ 1d8=4 ]{9}
  71. [22:15] <Pumpkin_> You take 9 damage.
  72. [22:15] <Pumpkin_> You now have her spear in your off hand.
  73. [22:16] <Pumpkin_> It's your turn.
  74. [22:16] <@Aeria> Can I sunder her sword?
  75. [22:16] <Pumpkin_> You can try.
  76. [22:16] <Pumpkin_> Roll to hit, you need to make a touch attack.
  77. [22:16] <Pumpkin_> Are you attacking it with your sword?
  78. [22:16] <@Aeria> yes.
  79. [22:16] <Pumpkin_> Okay.
  80. [22:17] <@Aeria> roll 1d20+9
  81. [22:17] <!DnD-sama> Aeria rolled : 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{11}
  82. [22:17] <@Aeria> This sword is being shit luck today
  83. [22:17] <@Aeria> God damn it Richard Simmons.
  84. [22:17] <Pumpkin_> You miss her sword entirely as she dances around your swing and attacks.
  85. [22:17] <Pumpkin_> roll 1d20+13
  86. [22:17] <!DnD-sama> Pumpkin_ rolled : 1d20+13 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{27}
  87. [22:17] <Pumpkin_> roll 1d20+8
  88. [22:17] <!DnD-sama> Pumpkin_ rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{10}
  89. [22:17] <Pumpkin_> She strike you once, but misses with her second blow.
  90. [22:18] <Pumpkin_> roll 1d8+1d6+5
  91. [22:18] <!DnD-sama> Pumpkin_ rolled : 1d8+1d6+5 --> [ 1d8=7 1d6=1 ]{13}
  92. [22:18] <Pumpkin_> you take 13 damage as a splash of acid causes excrutiating pain when her blade strikes you.
  93. [22:19] <@Aeria> I'm going to roll to hit and fly 60 away
  94. [22:19] <@Aeria> roll 1d20+9
  95. [22:19] <!DnD-sama> Aeria rolled : 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{19}
  96. [22:19] <Pumpkin_> With your sword or her spear?
  97. [22:19] <@Aeria> Sword
  98. [22:19] <Pumpkin_> Okay, you missed either way.
  99. [22:19] <Pumpkin_> It deflects off her shield.
  100. [22:19] <@Aeria> Alright
  101. [22:19] <@Aeria> Flew 60 and yeah.
  102. [22:20] <Pumpkin_> Okay then.
  103. [22:25] <Pumpkin_> "Hehe... that's not going to work little birdy." She says as she hurls a blot of flame toward you.
  104. [22:26] <Pumpkin_> roll 1d20+11
  105. [22:26] <!DnD-sama> Pumpkin_ rolled : 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{15}
  106. [22:26] <Pumpkin_> You dodge the flame lance with a little skillful aerial maneuvering.
  107. [22:28] <Pumpkin_> It's your turn again.
  108. [22:29] <Pumpkin_> You going to fly away?
  109. [22:29] <@Aeria> Will the spears effect work if I command it to or no
  110. [22:29] <Pumpkin_> Only one way to find out.
  111. [22:29] <@Aeria> roll 1d20+7 to throw the spear at her
  112. [22:29] <!DnD-sama> Aeria rolled : 1d20+7 to throw the spear at her --> [ 1d20=2 ]{9}
  113. [22:29] <@Aeria> >9
  114. [22:30] <@Aeria> Seriousl-
  115. [22:30] * Aeria sighs
  116. [22:30] <@Aeria> Fucking dice
  117. [22:30] <Pumpkin_> You missed.
  118. [22:30] <@Aeria> 90 BACK
  119. [22:30] <@Aeria> end.
  120. [22:30] <Pumpkin_> She takes the spear up in her hand.
  121. [22:30] <Pumpkin_> You're actually outside of her attack range.
  122. [22:30] <Pumpkin_> So she'll just start on her way down the wall.
  123. [22:31] <Pumpkin_> She'll get you next time.
  124. [22:31] <@Aeria> Well, it's better than staying in at half my HP.
  125. [22:32] <Pumpkin_> I assume you're flying home to get help?
  126. [22:32] <@Aeria> Yep.
  127. [22:33] <Pumpkin_> Alright.
  128. [22:34] <Pumpkin_> Belor and Sazir are the only ones home as you come flying in with bloody wings and a green gash on your shoulder.
  129. [22:35] * Aeria looks at her off-coloured gash and places her hand over it. "It's almost like she's green with envy.."
  130. [22:35] <Vripe> (........)
  131. [22:37] <Pumpkin_> I'm waiting for you guys to say something.
  132. [22:37] <Vripe> (nah, bleeding angel in the door, business as usual)
  133. [22:37] <Pumpkin_> I mean Belor and Sazir
  134. [22:37] <@Malakai> (not you. we aren't home)
  135. [22:38] <Pumpkin_> But they're both AFK in the middle of a D&D session.
  136. [22:38] * Belor gasps as the sight of Aeria "LOrd messenger! What has happened on this day? You look terrible!"
  137. [22:38] * Belor goes about looking at her wounds for a moment
  138. [22:39] <Sazir> (Naw, we're here)
  139. [22:39] <@Aeria> "Well, someone got jealous of my wings and chucked a spear into my chest, then she said 'Grind' and it spun. THEN, after I dug her spear out of my chest, the bitch cut my wing. My sword, which apparently is a piece of trash, INSISTED, on bouncing off of her sleeve."
  140. [22:39] * Aeria crosses her arms and winces. "In other words she's just jealous that I have bitchin wings."
  141. [22:39] * Sazir comes to his friend with his skeleton wife following behind. "What kind of heretic disgraced our lord's messenger in such a way?!"
  142. [22:40] <@Aeria> "Well, she looked like this (http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/085/2/3/gaia_anime_pumpkin_bla_by_snow_mishibari-d3ch837.png because I'm lazy)"
  143. [22:41] * Sazir looks at Belor. "Well then my old friend, it seems we have a heretic that needs to be shown the beauty of death."
  144. [22:41] * Belor looks to Sazir" That we do dear friend! But first..."
  145. [22:42] * Aeria clears her throat
  146. [22:42] * Belor Casts Cure minor wounds on Aeria!
  147. [22:42] <Belor> *light
  148. [22:42] <@Aeria> "Not to be rather impolite, but could I please be healed? Papa doesn't like abused women- wait, yes he does."
  149. [22:45] <Belor> Roll 1d8+2
  150. [22:45] <!DnD-sama> Belor rolled : 1d8+2 --> [ 1d8=7 ]{9}
  151. [22:45] <Sazir> "Our lord loves many women, as he loves you I'm sure. But now, show us the way to his enemy, show us the way where we can spread our Lord's will."
  152. [22:46] <Pumpkin_> "Um... Hi!" A voice says from the door to your home.
  153. [22:46] <Pumpkin_> "I'm here to kill everybody." Pumpkin says with a smile.
  154. [22:46] * Aeria makes a deadpan expression without turning around. "Oh look, it's here."
  155. [22:46] <Pumpkin_> roll 1d20+3
  156. [22:46] <!DnD-sama> Pumpkin_ rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{14}
  157. [22:46] * Sazir gives a genuine smile. "Then it's time to release her of that cage known as life."
  158. [22:46] <Sazir> roll 1d20+3 (Sazir)
  159. [22:46] <!DnD-sama> Sazir rolled : 1d20+3 (Sazir) --> [ 1d20=4 ]{7}
  160. [22:46] <@Aeria> roll 1d20+3
  161. [22:46] <!DnD-sama> Aeria rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{15}
  162. [22:47] <Sazir> roll 1d20+14 (Maria)
  163. [22:47] <!DnD-sama> Sazir rolled : 1d20+14 (Maria) --> [ 1d20=20 ]{34}
  164. [22:47] <Belor> Roll 1d20+4
  165. [22:47] <!DnD-sama> Belor rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{14}
  166. [22:47] <Sazir> (Woah, Maria sure does not want her man to get hurt)
  167. [22:47] <Sazir> (...BUT I CAN'T USE UNHOLY MIGHT UNLESS IT'S SAZIR'S TURN)
  168. [22:47] <@Aeria> (She doesn't want her angelmouto to get hurt neither. I like your waifu. ;_;)
  169. [22:47] == Sazir has changed nick to Sazir7|Maria34
  170. [22:48] <Pumpkin_> Maria > Aeria > Pumpkin > Belor > Maria
  171. [22:48] <Pumpkin_> That's the round order.
  172. [22:48] <Pumpkin_> Because lolspeedybones
  173. [22:48] <Sazir7|Maria34> (You mean Sazir...)
  174. [22:48] == Belor has changed nick to Belor|14
  175. [22:48] <Sazir7|Maria34> (As the last I mean)
  176. [22:48] <Pumpkin_> Actually Sazir goes right before Maria's second turn.
  177. [22:49] <Sazir7|Maria34> Right
  178. [22:49] <Pumpkin_> Maria goes twice per round because lolspeedybonesnat20
  179. [22:49] <Pumpkin_> So she's first.
  180. [22:49] * Sazir7|Maria34 rushes up to Pumpkin and slashes her with her scythe
  181. [22:49] <Sazir7|Maria34> roll 1d20+7
  182. [22:49] <!DnD-sama> Sazir7|Maria34 rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{20}
  183. [22:49] <Pumpkin_> Maria dashes in on Pumpkin at a downright alarming speed.
  184. [22:50] <Pumpkin_> "Eh?" pumpkin says as she's caught flatfooted and struck hard in the side by Maria's blade.
  185. [22:50] <Pumpkin_> damage
  186. [22:50] <Sazir7|Maria34> roll 2d4+7
  187. [22:50] <!DnD-sama> Sazir7|Maria34 rolled : 2d4+7 --> [ 2d4=8 ]{15}
  188. [22:51] <Pumpkin_> "Guh." Pumpkin says as she spits blood and her eyes widen.
  189. [22:51] <Pumpkin_> "My armor..... didn't work."
  190. [22:52] <Pumpkin_> It's now Aeria's turn.
  191. [22:52] <Sazir7|Maria34> "Isn't she just beautiful? Her movements, her every essence unchained. You can be beautiful too if you just forgo that pesky little thing called life."
  192. [22:53] <@Aeria> roll 1d20+9
  193. [22:53] <!DnD-sama> Aeria rolled : 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{13}
  194. [22:53] <@Aeria> wow fuck my life
  195. [22:53] <@Aeria> 13s all night
  196. [22:53] <Sazir7|Maria34> (It's because you're not Sazir's waifu)
  197. [22:53] <Pumpkin_> Even though all of you are "wat"ing at Maria going into rape mode.
  198. [22:53] <Pumpkin_> You swung at her and she rolled back in a panic.
  199. [22:53] <@Aeria> move back 30 and end
  200. [22:53] <Pumpkin_> She swings her acidic sword down at Maria.
  201. [22:54] <Pumpkin_> roll 1d20+13
  202. [22:54] <!DnD-sama> Pumpkin_ rolled : 1d20+13 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{19}
  203. [22:54] <Pumpkin_> I'm pretty sure that's a miss.
  204. [22:54] <Pumpkin_> roll 1d20+8
  205. [22:54] <!DnD-sama> Pumpkin_ rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{23}
  206. [22:54] <Pumpkin_> Nope.
  207. [22:54] <Pumpkin_> Both hit.
  208. [22:54] <Sazir7|Maria34> (Yawp, her AC is 19)
  209. [22:54] <Sazir7|Maria34> (BUT! Remember, slashing damage does NOZING)
  210. [22:54] <Pumpkin_> It's DR 5/B right?
  211. [22:55] <Sazir7|Maria34> Yes ma'am
  212. [22:55] <Pumpkin_> roll 1d8-5+5+1d6
  213. [22:55] <!DnD-sama> Pumpkin_ rolled : 1d8-5+5+1d6 --> [ 1d8=8 1d6=4 ]{12}
  214. [22:55] <Pumpkin_> roll 1d8-5+5+1d6
  215. [22:55] <!DnD-sama> Pumpkin_ rolled : 1d8-5+5+1d6 --> [ 1d8=2 1d6=3 ]{5}
  216. [22:55] <Pumpkin_> 17 damage.
  217. [22:55] <Sazir7|Maria34> Kk
  218. [22:55] <Pumpkin_> Maria's bones burn with the acid but she continues to push relentlessly into the enemy.
  219. [22:56] <Pumpkin_> Now it's Belor's turn.
  220. [22:56] * Belor|14 casts Eldrich Blast: Sickening Blast "Time for a little punishment~
  221. [22:56] <Pumpkin_> her touch AC is 13
  222. [22:57] <Belor|14> Roll 1d20+7
  223. [22:57] <!DnD-sama> Belor|14 rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{26}
  224. [22:57] <Pumpkin_> WOW
  225. [22:57] <Pumpkin_> OKAY
  226. [22:57] <@Aeria> WHERE IS THAT FOR ME, DICE.
  227. [22:57] <Pumpkin_> THROW MAGIC ACID IN HER FACE YOU DICK
  228. [22:57] <@Aeria> DO IT SHE'S A CUNT
  229. [22:57] <Pumpkin_> damage
  230. [22:57] <@Aeria> She's adorable I want to keep her
  231. [22:57] * Aeria angel pout
  232. [22:57] <Sazir7|Maria34> You will...as a zombie.
  233. [22:57] <Belor|14> Roll 2d6
  234. [22:57] <!DnD-sama> Belor|14 rolled : 2d6 --> [ 2d6=8 ]{8}
  235. [22:58] <Pumpkin_> roll 1d20+11 save versus sickening
  236. [22:58] <!DnD-sama> Pumpkin_ rolled : 1d20+11 save versus sickening --> [ 1d20=13 ]{24}
  237. [22:58] <@Aeria> NEIN
  238. [22:58] <Pumpkin_> She saves obviously.
  239. [22:58] <Pumpkin_> Now it's Sazir's turn
  240. [23:01] * Sazir7|Maria34 approaches Maria and the moment her skeleton head turns gives her a kiss. As he does her skeleton is replaced by what looks to be a possibly alive short, blond girl. Her hair up to shoulder-length and with an ahoge. Her dress a simple dress. (Using Unholy Might)
  241. [23:01] <Pumpkin_> Okay.
  242. [23:01] <Pumpkin_> Figure in the buffs. and roll to hit with her.
  243. [23:02] <Sazir7|Maria34> roll 1d20+9
  244. [23:02] <!DnD-sama> Sazir7|Maria34 rolled : 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{13}
  245. [23:02] <Sazir7|Maria34> (Well crap)
  246. [23:02] <Pumpkin_> Did you factor in the buffs?
  247. [23:02] <Sazir7|Maria34> (Yawp, +4 to strength)
  248. [23:02] <@Aeria> (I want to yell SEEEIIIIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)
  249. [23:03] <Pumpkin_> Well she tanks it with her pumpkin shield.
  250. [23:03] <Pumpkin_> It's still Maria's turn though.
  251. [23:03] <Pumpkin_> because speedybones
  252. [23:04] <Sazir7|Maria34> roll 1d20+9 SWING AND A?!
  253. [23:04] <!DnD-sama> Sazir7|Maria34 rolled : 1d20+9 SWING AND A?! --> [ 1d20=17 ]{26}
  254. [23:04] <Pumpkin_> OW
  255. [23:04] <Pumpkin_> OW
  256. [23:04] <Pumpkin_> FUCk
  257. [23:04] <Pumpkin_> damage
  258. [23:04] <Sazir7|Maria34> roll 2d6+9
  259. [23:04] <!DnD-sama> Sazir7|Maria34 rolled : 2d6+9 --> [ 2d6=9 ]{18}
  260. [23:04] <Pumpkin_> Blood sprays from her chest as Maria mauls the shit out of her with her scythe.
  261. [23:05] <Pumpkin_> Aeria's turn.
  262. [23:05] <@Aeria> roll 1d20+9 for FAAAABULOOOUUUUUUUUS
  263. [23:05] <!DnD-sama> Aeria rolled : 1d20+9 for FAAAABULOOOUUUUUUUUS --> [ 1d20=8 ]{17}
  264. [23:06] <Pumpkin_> "GET AWAY GET AWAY!" Pumpkin screeams as she flails her sword at Maria.
  265. [23:06] <Pumpkin_> roll 1d20+13
  266. [23:06] <!DnD-sama> Pumpkin_ rolled : 1d20+13 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{16}
  267. [23:06] <Pumpkin_> roll 1d20+8
  268. [23:06] <!DnD-sama> Pumpkin_ rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{13}
  269. [23:06] <Pumpkin_> Maria weaves around the amateurish blows as she closes with an unnatural agility.
  270. [23:07] <Pumpkin_> Belor's turn.
  271. [23:07] * Belor|14 Eldrich Blast: Sickening Blast "Have a taste of a gift from our LOrD!"
  272. [23:08] <Belor|14> Roll 1d20+7
  273. [23:08] <!DnD-sama> Belor|14 rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{17}
  274. [23:08] <Pumpkin_> Hit.
  275. [23:08] <Belor|14> Roll 2d6
  276. [23:08] <!DnD-sama> Belor|14 rolled : 2d6 --> [ 2d6=7 ]{7}
  277. [23:09] <Pumpkin_> roll 1d20+11
  278. [23:09] <!DnD-sama> Pumpkin_ rolled : 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{26}
  279. [23:09] <Pumpkin_> She saved again.
  280. [23:09] <Pumpkin_> Sazir's turn.
  281. [23:09] * Sazir7|Maria34 takes out a vial of blood and throws it at the ground. The blood then seems to be absorbed by his human-skinned book. (Casting Bestow Curse)
  282. [23:10] <Pumpkin_> There's no save on that right?
  283. [23:10] <Pumpkin_> It's just -1 on all rolls.
  284. [23:10] <Sazir7|Maria34> (Nope, but I have to make a touch)
  285. [23:10] <Sazir7|Maria34> (It's actually -4)
  286. [23:10] <Sazir7|Maria34> (To attacks, checks, and saves)
  287. [23:10] <Pumpkin_> Okay.
  288. [23:10] <Pumpkin_> Roll to hit.
  289. [23:10] <Sazir7|Maria34> roll 1d20+4
  290. [23:10] <!DnD-sama> Sazir7|Maria34 rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{10}
  291. [23:11] <Sazir7|Maria34> (Damn)
  292. [23:11] <Pumpkin_> She's like NOPENOPENOPE
  293. [23:11] <Pumpkin_> Maria's turn again.
  294. [23:11] <Sazir7|Maria34> roll 1d20+9
  295. [23:11] <!DnD-sama> Sazir7|Maria34 rolled : 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{27}
  296. [23:11] <Sazir7|Maria34> (Oh god)
  297. [23:11] <Pumpkin_> damage
  298. [23:12] <Sazir7|Maria34> roll 2d4+9
  299. [23:12] <!DnD-sama> Sazir7|Maria34 rolled : 2d4+9 --> [ 2d4=5 ]{14}
  300. [23:12] <Pumpkin_> Maria's turn again.
  301. [23:12] <!DnD-sama> Sazir7|Maria34 rolled : 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{25}
  302. [23:12] <Sazir7|Maria34> (THE WAIFU TRAIN HAS NO BREAKS)
  303. [23:12] <Pumpkin_> Jesus....
  304. [23:13] <Pumpkin_> Damage
  305. [23:13] <Sazir7|Maria34> roll 2d4+9
  306. [23:13] <!DnD-sama> Sazir7|Maria34 rolled : 2d4+9 --> [ 2d4=5 ]{14}
  307. [23:13] <Pumpkin_> Aeria's turn.
  308. [23:13] <@Aeria> Non lethal technique, go!
  309. [23:13] <Pumpkin_> Pumpkin turns to try and flee knowing full well Maria is gonna kill her if she doesn't.
  310. [23:13] <@Aeria> Charm.
  311. [23:14] <Pumpkin_> roll 1d20+8
  312. [23:14] <!DnD-sama> Pumpkin_ rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{25}
  313. [23:14] <Pumpkin_> She saved.
  314. [23:15] <Pumpkin_> Okay. Pumpkin run's like mad.
  315. [23:15] <Pumpkin_> She's 60 feet away.
  316. [23:15] <Pumpkin_> Belor's turn.
  317. [23:16] <Belor|14> Run after her of course! Full move yo!
  318. [23:16] <Pumpkin_> Okay.
  319. [23:16] <Pumpkin_> You get in melee with her.
  320. [23:16] <Pumpkin_> Also that is terrifying.
  321. [23:17] <Pumpkin_> Being chased by a cannibal.
  322. [23:17] <Pumpkin_> It's Sazir's turn.
  323. [23:17] <@Aeria> This is just like my Africa
  324. [23:17] * Sazir7|Maria34 throws another vial of blood, the book glowing each time it absorbs blood. (Casting Command: Stop)
  325. [23:18] <Pumpkin_> roll 1d20+8
  326. [23:18] <!DnD-sama> Pumpkin_ rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{21}
  327. [23:18] <Pumpkin_> She saved.
  328. [23:18] <Pumpkin_> Maria's turn.
  329. [23:18] <Pumpkin_> Are you going to call her off before she kills her?
  330. [23:19] <Sazir7|Maria34> Of course not! Otherwise how can I make her into my first of my intellegent undead minions?
  331. [23:19] <@Aeria> NO
  332. [23:19] <@Aeria> DON'T DO IT
  333. [23:19] <@Aeria> DO NOT
  334. [23:19] <Sazir7|Maria34> So yeah, Maria will also chase her
  335. [23:19] <Pumpkin_> Damage
  336. [23:19] <@Aeria> DO IT
  337. [23:19] <Pumpkin_> Actually to hit
  338. [23:19] <Sazir7|Maria34> roll 1d20+9
  339. [23:19] <!DnD-sama> Sazir7|Maria34 rolled : 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{11}
  340. [23:19] <Pumpkin_> She missed.
  341. [23:19] <Pumpkin_> It's still her turn though.
  342. [23:19] <Pumpkin_> Again.
  343. [23:19] <Sazir7|Maria34> roll 1d20+9 Lets try this again!
  344. [23:19] <!DnD-sama> Sazir7|Maria34 rolled : 1d20+9 Lets try this again! --> [ 1d20=9 ]{18}
  345. [23:19] <Pumpkin_> Missed.
  346. [23:20] <Pumpkin_> Deflected off her armor.
  347. [23:20] <@Aeria> OKAYSOHERESTHEPLAN
  348. [23:20] <Pumpkin_> "NO! FUCK FUCK FUCK!" Pumpkin screams as she runs with all her strength.
  349. [23:20] <Sazir7|Maria34> "Now now, don't be afraid! DEATH CAN BE SO LIBERATING!"
  350. [23:21] <@Aeria> roll 1d20+24
  351. [23:21] <!DnD-sama> Aeria rolled : 1d20+24 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{31}
  352. [23:21] <Pumpkin_> ......
  353. [23:21] <Sazir7|Maria34> (...)
  354. [23:21] <@Aeria> Bluff
  355. [23:21] <Pumpkin_> You rolling to feint?
  356. [23:21] <@Aeria> Yes
  357. [23:21] <Pumpkin_> Wow. Okay.
  358. [23:21] <@Aeria> And then, magic will happen.
  359. [23:22] <Pumpkin_> roll 1d20+2
  360. [23:22] <!DnD-sama> Pumpkin_ rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{5}
  361. [23:22] <@Aeria> roll 1d20+8
  362. [23:22] <!DnD-sama> Aeria rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{10}
  363. [23:22] <Pumpkin_> Yeah you flew in a weird arc that caused her to stumble.
  364. [23:22] <Pumpkin_> Her AC is now 10.
  365. [23:22] <Pumpkin_> That hits.
  366. [23:22] <@Aeria> AAAAAAA OH MY GOD
  367. [23:22] * Aeria hops up and down and claps
  368. [23:23] <Sazir7|Maria34> (I think you need to roll damage Ally)
  369. [23:23] <Pumpkin_> That was a touch attack? Are you fucking grappling her?
  370. [23:23] <Vripe> (I read that as groping)
  371. [23:23] <Sazir7|Maria34> (Lewd)
  372. [23:23] <Belor|14> (As did I)
  373. [23:24] * Aeria quickly takes off and grins, she pulls out her sword and swings it as she flies by in a strange pattern, she quickly sheaths her weapon, and flips behind her.
  374. [23:24] <@Aeria> In her flight she picks Pumpkin up, and flies the next 30ft forward, holding the girl in a princess carry. She looks down and smiles, winking as she starts to softly sing "I can show you the worrrld~. Shining, shimmering, spleeenndid~"
  375. [23:24] <@Malakai> (BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH)
  376. [23:25] <Pumpkin_> ..............
  377. [23:25] <Pumpkin_> roll 1d20+2
  378. [23:25] <!DnD-sama> Pumpkin_ rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{17}
  379. [23:25] <Pumpkin_> She failed her save versus charm.
  380. [23:26] <Pumpkin_> Congrats on your new waifu Ally......
  381. [23:26] <Pumpkin_> I guess that fight is over.
  382. [23:26] <Sazir7|Maria34> (Seems like it)
  383. [23:26] <@Aeria> Oh god I ca't
  384. [23:26] <@Malakai> (I CAN'T BREATHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)
  385. [23:26] <Pumpkin_> Belor and Sazir are left standing there dumbfounded.
  386. [23:26] <@Aeria> GET ME SHOCK PADDLES
  387. [23:26] <@Aeria> I CANNAE BREATHE
  388. [23:26] <Belor|14> Dammit! I wanted to eat her chicken nuggets!
  389. [23:26] <Pumpkin_> http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=411282
  390. [23:27] <Pumpkin_> That's her sheet.
  391. [23:27] <Pumpkin_> All 4 of her items now belong to Ally.
  392. [23:27] * Sazir7|Maria34 just looks up as he hugs/gropes Maria till she becomes a skeleton again.
  393. [23:27] <Pumpkin_> Her stats are a moot point now.
  394. [23:27] <Vripe> and other various part
  395. [23:27] == Sazir7|Maria34 has changed nick to Sazir
  396. [23:27] <Pumpkin_> The armor is actually her shirt.
  397. [23:28] <Pumpkin_> Welp....
  398. [23:28] <Pumpkin_> This is turning out interesting.
  399. [23:28] <Pumpkin_> We're not done yet though.
  400. [23:28] <@Malakai> (This campaign is going to turn out to be unlimited waifu works)
  401. [23:28] <@Malakai> (Mark my words)
  402. [23:28] <Pumpkin_> Belor and Sazir stand there as Aeria flies off with pumpkin.
  403. [23:29] <Pumpkin_> "Well that was unexpected." You two hear in a raspy voice behind you.
  404. [23:29] <Vripe> (QUICK, GRAB MY WINGS)
  405. [23:29] * Sazir looks at Belor. "Well, it seems the messenger has taken a liking to the heretic-?!"
  406. [23:29] * Belor|14 tries to get out of his religious fervor while cursing a little "Blasted thing got away......"
  407. [23:30] * Sazir for once seems to actually show a shocked faced as he turns around to look at the owner of the raspy voice.
  408. [23:30] <Pumpkin_> It's a small girl. Her head is wrapped in bandages.
  409. [23:31] <Pumpkin_> When you meet her gaze your entire body locks up.
  410. [23:31] * Belor|14 becomes stock still and looks behind him
  411. [23:31] == Belor|14 has changed nick to Belor
  412. [23:32] <Pumpkin_> "That's strike three. The big guns will start coming after you now you know." The girl says as she tugs at the strange collar around her neck and walks forward.
  413. [23:32] <Pumpkin_> "You guys have no idea what you're in for."
  414. [23:32] <Sazir> "Who...what are you?"
  415. [23:32] <Pumpkin_> The girl turns and sticks her tongue out at you.
  416. [23:33] <Pumpkin_> "Villains can have worst nightmares too." She says.
  417. [23:33] <Pumpkin_> "You kids better put on a good show. Things are gonna start getting complicated."
  418. [23:33] * Belor just stares at the girl mesmerized by her bandages
  419. [23:33] <Pumpkin_> "I wonder what all the big players are gonna do now."
  420. [23:34] <Pumpkin_> (She looks like Naze from Medaka Box FYI)
  421. [23:34] <Vripe> (who else?)
  422. [23:34] <Sazir> "W-why would anyone t-try to stop the b-b-beauty of death?"
  423. [23:35] <Pumpkin_> "Well whatever, I'm going to stay out of it for now. Try not to die too soon okay? Especially the angel and the scythe-boy."
  424. [23:35] * Sazir is visibly shaking, his arm around Maria shaking to the point that it makes the bones rattle.
  425. [23:35] <Belor> "No one c-can stop the glory of ou-r mission!"
  426. [23:35] <Pumpkin_> The girl walks off slowly, she doesn't disappear mysteriously, or leave with a cryptic warning. She simply walks away.
  427. [23:36] <Pumpkin_> "You know you guys might be interesting too."
  428. [23:36] <Pumpkin_> With that she leaves without another word.
  429. [23:37] <Pumpkin_> Next session you guys will have a lot to talk about in character.
  430. [23:37] * Sazir hugs Maria's small bone body. His face sweating in fear and his entire body shaking.
  431. [23:37] * Aeria lands behind Sazir and grins. "Lookie~"
  432. [23:37] <@Malakai> (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YCN-a0NsNk)
  433. [23:37] <Pumpkin_> Let me figure up XP.
  434. [23:37] <Pumpkin_> You guys decide how to divide her gear.
  435. [23:38] <Belor> "It seems like our future shall be an interesting one"
  436. [23:38] <Pumpkin_> 1800 XP each.
  437. [23:38] <Vripe> did she have any food on her
  438. [23:38] <Sazir> "This...this is why we must elliminate life my dear friend. It..it can still cage us with fear."
  439. [23:39] <Sazir> (So close to leveling!)
  440. [23:39] <@Aeria> I want the pumpkin shield and the slicer. I wouldn't mind the spear either but I don't get much use of spears I think
  441. [23:39] <@Malakai> (i'm at 13,100 ;_;)
  442. [23:39] <Sazir> (We all are)
  443. [23:39] <Sazir> (THAT'S CLOSE-ish!)
  444. [23:39] <Sazir> (Just a few more sacrifices for THE LORD)
  445. [23:39] <@Malakai> (i know, hust making sure heh)
  446. [23:39] <@Aeria> I'm only at 9100
  447. [23:40] <Vripe> eh, I don't need any of her weapons
  448. [23:41] <Sazir> The only thing I might need is her shirt, because Maria needs better dresses! (Also actual armor though I don't think she's proficient with any armor)
  449. [23:42] <Pumpkin_> Skeleton's don't require proficiency.
  450. [23:42] <Pumpkin_> Unless it's use activated they can use any item.
  451. [23:42] <Sazir> (Ah goody, then I'll buy her some actual armor next time)
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