I have consumed countless books in my life, from philosophical texts to grimiors. I have never read such a text as this in my life. This book has changed my entire outlook on life and the universe. I was once a nihilist, I did not believe in love or happiness, I was sure life was a painful joke that was without meaning and heading for a gloomy, uneventful end. Until I read Dontrel. My entire outlook has been changed, I haven't felt like this since I read The Mysterious Stranger by Mark Twain or watch Little Nicky starring Adam Sandler. I feel like an entire new man, seeing all the wonderful joys in life and appreciating the gift of life more than I ever had before. I have since converted to Buddhism, married my wonderful wife Julie, and bought a boat, which is now haunted. I haven't felt stressed in 6 years and now work for a charity origination, the Free Software Foundation. In my love for this wonderful franchise, I have composed the Dontrel Wiki (http://dontrel.wikia.com) for all who are new to the series.