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- >For fuck’s sake.
- >There is no peace in the world for you.
- >Especially since this evil entity is after you.
- >Of all people that exist, why is it after you?
- >You continue to stare at your ceiling trying to make sense of things.
- >Mental peace, that’s all you want.
- >And now your life is well, not turning for the better.
- >All thanks to that fucking troll on that image board.
- >You’re gonna find that asshole if it’s the last thing you do.
- >You don’t know how long it’s going to be until Femanony will be ready to go.
- >But in the meantime, you could fix you something else to eat.
- >You pull up your pants and zip up then make your way to the kitchen.
- >You figured those two pizza slices that never existed won’t be enough.
- >And you know what? You can jam to some music too while you’re at it.
- >You fling open the fridge and examine anything that looks tasty.
- >Jesus, you need to clean it out. Why do you buy fruits and vegetables?
- >You chuckle at your thought, and reach for the pack of hot dogs, you haven’t had them in a while so why not?
- >You place them on the counter and retrieve some hot dog buns from a nearby cabinet placing them on the counter as well.
- >You then reach pull out a drawer to gather a fork and just below that drawer were some pots and pans, you simply grab a nicely sized pot and head over to the sink to fill it with the needed amount of water.
- “Jeez, this place is too quiet, where’s the music when you need it?”
- >Radio static begins to fade into your field of hearing; you turn to the direction of the source of the noise.
- >The radio finally fine tunes into clear sound, a radio jam station that was just finishing their previous song catches your attention.
- >”Hellooo folks, DJ Amethyst here, that was We Gotta Rage remix by Alpha Law, this guy has been taking on the music scene by storm, you can’t pass a street corner without someone jammin’ to one of his songs. Up next is a request from one of our listeners, here’s The Fourth Wall by, you guessed it, Alpha Law. So folks turn those nobs up and jam to some epic wubs.”
- >Hey, not bad at all, you like the guy. Heck you wish you can meet him someday.
- >As the song begins you find yourself dancing as you place the pot of water on the stove.
- >You turn on the stove to a reasonable temperature and jamming to the song.
- >You drop a two hot dogs into the water and wait for it to boil. In the meantime, you get a few condiments from a nearby shelf.
- >What? As much as you’re a fan of having you hot dogs just plain, you figured something on it them won’t hurt.
- >However you’re mindful that you can’t have too much to eat, you have to save some room for when you and Femanony go out tonight.
- >That is something you’re really looking forward to. A night out on the town with one of your closest friends? Yeah, you’ll sign up for that.
- >Who knows maybe you’ll get some tonight, you haven’t had some pussy in a while.
- >In fact for the better half of this year you haven’t even went out on a date, much less gettin’ some.
- >”That’s just sad.”
- >And just like that your happy go lucky good mood has somewhat died.
- >”Hey, pay attention, you wouldn’t want to burn down your apartment.”
- “Yeah right, like I can burn down a place by boiling water, how much of a fuck up do you have to be?”
- >”Aha! So you do acknowledge my existence.”
- >…
- “Shuddup already, jeez.”
- >She giggles in response, this silly devious deity.
- >”Oh what? I have to be evil ALL the time? Maybe I have a soft spot for you.”
- >You groan in annoyance as you stir around the to two hot dogs with your fork in hand.
- >You seriously hate that troll. Seriously, who goes posting links of uber scary shit?
- >”Who goes around and falls for it?”
- “Fuck you Zalgo Twilight.”
- >”Oh gladly, by the way, just call me Ztwi.”
- >You roll eyes, you’re not even going to bother respond to her.
- >”Why not? It’s just me and you babe, you’ll talk to me again.”
- >Judging from how she’ll just be in your dreams, she’s right.
- >Damn it.
- >Finally after a few minutes of waiting, your hot dogs are ready.
- >You grab a paper plate and collect them with the fork and place them in burns.
- >Zalgo Twilight begins giggling up a storm. “Paper plates? Seriously?”
- “Fuck washing dishes. It’s too time consuming.”
- >”Was that a response to me or was you just talking to the stove?”
- >Ugh.
- >You don’t respond.
- >You apply a little mustard and a tad bit of relish because that’s all you would really want on your hot dog anyway.
- >You have a seat by your kitchen table and chow down.
- >The DJ speaks up again, “Alright folks that was Insane by Flume. We’ll be right back after these messages...”
- >As you enjoy you two hot dogs, you realize you still have about three hours to go before you go anywhere.
- >You wonder what you’re going to do in the meantime.
- >”We could, umm ya know...”
- >You only roll your eyes in response.
- >”Watch some television.”
- >And now that you think about it, that’s not a bad idea.
- >”Buuut, you might want to go shopping though, you’re running low on coffee filter, cinnamon, bread, butter, and paper towels.”
- >Then again, doing a little shopping couldn’t hurt. Perhaps Zalgo Twilight isn’t all bad.
- >”That’s what I’ve been TRYING to tell you.”
- >You still don’t respond. You only stand up out of your chair and walk to the front door.
- >After grabbing your wallet and keys, you embark on a journey to a nearby Wally-Martinez which is only a five minute walk.
- >”Umm,who’s Wally Martinez?”
- “Wal-Mart.”
- >”I see what you did there, cutie.”
- >You know, it would be nice if this evil entity would stop flirting with you.
- >”Hey! Don’t forget to lock the door; do you want people breaking in?”
- >You turn to your door and lock it with your key and THEN head to the place you have business with.
- >You arrive at your destination without a hitch.
- >Annnd you forgot the list of things you needed to get.
- >”Coffee filters, cinnamon, bread, butter and paper towels.”
- “Ah, right, thanks Ztwi.”
- >She giggles adorably, “Always happy to help hun.”
- >It seems no one else can hear her, just you.
- >”Mhm, yes. I’m just the little voice in your head.”
- >Does this make you crazy?
- >”Actually no. I’m just a devious deity helping you through life because I love you.”
- “How can you even love me? We only just met.”
- >”Oh but I’ve known you for a looong time. You just don’t remember me.”
- >Okay, that’s a little creepy.
- >You continue to the necessary aisles for the needed items.
- >A few minutes later you’re in line with everything you need in one hand basket thingy.
- >You’re more of a person to just be in and out of a store.
- >You have your chatty grandmother to thank for that.
- >She would take forever and 3 centuries to finish shopping, and God forbid if she ran into one of her sewing friends.
- >It. Took. Eons. You’re surprised you don’t have grandchildren of your own
- >The line you were waiting in was pretty long and you hate waiting.
- >Although, you’re not going to complain, mostly because there’s a nicely tanned hotie with a body waiting in front of you.
- >Wearing a one size to small black blouse with some blue jeans that complement her lower half.
- >Heh heh, you can wait in line all day for all you care.
- >”Ugh, get laid already. Jeez.”
- >Someone taps you on your shoulder and you turn to look only to find no one was there.
- >Once you turned back around, someone cuts in front of you.
- >Some guy with a brown trench coat and brown fedora styled hat.
- >He stands there with his fully loaded shopping cart whistling like nothing happened.
- >You knew he wasn’t there to begin with, you know that.
- >And no way in hell you’re going to let this douche with his more than ten items cut in front of you.
- >Jesus would return before you get out if this line with this motherfucker in your way.
- >”Oh you and your hyperboles.”
- >You’re going to play it cool though, you can be civil about this.
- >You tap the guy on the shoulder to get his attention.
- >He turns to face you, he gives you a good once over look, already looking irritated as he is.
- >”Can I help you?” he said in a bit of an aggressive tone.
- “Yeah,you kinda cut in front of me, come on man, not cool. Just go to the back of the line.”
- >”Hahaha no, fuck you.”
- >Well, that was rude.
- >He turns around like nothing happened.
- >And you’re more than annoyed now.
- >”END HIM!! You MUST expunge this pest from his worthless existence.”
- >You’re not gonna fight the guy though; you don’t need any assault charges on your hands.
- >You tap him on the shoulder again.
- >”Ugh, what?!”
- “Back of the line already, we got places to be!”
- >”Nah, you can wait.”
- >He turns around again and he’s already turning red.
- >”Ugh, Anon, you’re too nice. Allow me to show how I deal with worthless crotch peasants.”
- >What?
- >You shrug it off, leering into the back of the guy’s head.
- >Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
- >Suddenly, the guy grabs the sides of his heads with his hands.
- >He yells in agony, “Fuuuuck! I’m sorry! I’m SORRY!”
- >He falls to his knees, “AAAAH the voice! The eyes! It won’t stop!!”
- >You look at him with curiosity, wondering what’s going on in his mind.
- >Everyone around looks at him too, you hear whispers among the nearby shoppers.
- >”He’s crazy”, “Get a load of this guy”, “And that’s why I got off the stuff man.”
- >The cashier looks over, “Sir? Are you okay?”
- >The guy bangs his head against the floor hopping for some kind mercy.
- >”Okay! I…OKAY!”
- >He stands up by his cart and looks over to you, taking off his hat with an apologetic look on his face.
- >”Sir, I’m so sorry. Here t-take some of my money, please. I…I didn’t know. Forgive me.”
- >He reaches into his wallet and gives you a nicely size wad of cash.
- “O..okay?”
- >He bows his head to you then grabs his shopping cart and moves to the back of the line.
- >What just happened?
- >”I wouldn’t worry about it sweetie, I just gave him a little taste of what he deserves.”
- >The crowd looks at you, wondering what happened.
- >Faces of worry and fear become vast.
- >You chuckle nervously.
- “Heh heh, I had nothing to do with it. Don’t worry folks nothing to see here.”
- >Most of them shrug it off and yet there were still a few with curious eyes.
- >The cashier goes back to her job, and you just want to get out of here already.
- >About a half hour later you arrive at your place with the items you’ve bought.
- >You head to the kitchen to put up your things.
- >The radio still blasting with music.
- >”Hey there listeners, this is DJ Amethyst signing out for today, I’m going to leave you guys with one of my personal favorite songs. The Way I See You by Alpha Law. It’s been fun DJing for you all. I’m out like a light. See yuh.”
- >You really got to meet that DJ, he seems cool.
- >”That can be arranged.”
- “Ummm, no thank you.”
- >”Okay, just let me know if you change your mind.”
- “Noted.”
- >You put up your recently bought items in the places you usually store them.
- >And after that process, you check the time on your digital wall clock.
- >6:03 pm.
- >Ugh, this day is moving too slow.
- >”Wanna watch some Television? Maybe cuddle for a bit while we watch?”
- >Dis deity of deviousness.
- >You walk back to your fridge and open it to look for some drinks.
- >Ah Apple soda, this stuff is out right Godly.
- >You grab the bottle by its neck out of the fridge then you walked over to your cabinet of cups and grab a glass.
- >You pour yourself a tall glass of the stuff and walk to the living room.
- >You have a seat on your couch with the glass of apple soda in hand, being careful not to spill it.
- >The TV magically turns on, you shrug it off it’s probably Zalgo Twilight’s doing.
- >You grab your remote to go through your DVR collection of the shows you need to catch up on.
- >You see BBC one’s Sherlock on the list.
- “Fuck it, why not?”
- >You select the latest episode and commence the watching of brilliant Television, skipping any commercials and what not.
- >It feels good to just skip ad sometimes.
- >You enjoy your show, which literally had you on the edge of your seat damn near the entire time you was watching it.
- >The show was about an hour and a half long since you skipped the commercials.
- >You look over at the clock wall to check the time.
- >7:30 pm.
- >Time to get ready for real.
- >You get up from the couch then walk towards the bedroom.
- >You gather some fresher clothes and strip off the ones you have on.
- >”Oooooh~”
- “Gimme a break already, damn.”
- >You toss on your fresher clothes, walk to the bathroom to swab on some deodorant under your armpits.
- >You give yourself a good look in the mirror and you look just fine.
- “Hey, who’s that handsome devil?”
- >Zalgo Twilight giggles, “Silly Anon. Come on, and you don’t want to be late.”
- “Good point.”
- >It’s weird, as scary as she is, as much as you want to push her away, she isn’t so bad.
- >You tried all day to forget about her, but it’s just not happening.
- >”Heh heh, ummm sorry about scaring you.”
- “You’re still scary though.”
- >You walk back out of your bedroom to check the time on the wall
- >7:38 pm.
- >Making good time here.
- >You walk out of your apartment, locking the door behind you.
- >You make your way over to Femanony’s place and hope she’s ready.
- >A few second later, you arrive at her door and knock.
- >She answers the door.
- >”Anon!” she said with a smile giving you a warm welcoming hug.
- >She’s always happy to see you.
- >After her hug she looks up at you.
- >”What cha doing here so early?”
- “I know I know, but I just had to visit anyway.”
- >”Well, okay. Why don’t ya come inside and have a seat hmm?”
- >You nod in agreement and walk over to her couch.
- >After having a seat, Femanony runs back to her bedroom she seems to be in a rush.
- >”Umm just a moment, I’m still trying to decide what to wear.”
- “Eh, it’s just casual outing, don’t worry about it.”
- >”I know, I just still wanna look nice is all.”
- >Women
- “Women these days.” You mutter under your breath.
- >”Women.” Zalgo Twilight replies.
- >You turn on the Television as you wait.
- >Nothing really good on.
- >”Oooh why don’t you see what she has on DVR?”
- >Hmm, why not?
- >You go to her recordings and find interesting shows.
- >She also has Doctor Who and Sherlock from BBC one.
- >Mahnigga.jpg
- >Femanony walks over to the Tele and stands in front of the screen.
- >”Hey Anon, what do ya think about this?”
- >You take a gander at what she’s wearing.
- >A black shirt with a red rose piercing through a heart and blue jeans that complement her thighs and hips.
- >With the perfect amount of cleavage, you honestly can’t help but droll at bit.
- >Ohshitmuhdik.jpg
- “Yes. Wear it.”
- >She giggles adorably, “Alright chief, this it is.”
- “So, where do you want to go?”
- >”Honestly I wanted to try that new place on 83rd, The Cello Diner.”
- “Okay sure I’m down for that.”
- >”Awesome, I also heard they have a damn good burger. I’ve been craving some meat for some time now.”
- >You hold in a snicker from her comment.
- >Zalgo Twilight is just out right laughing.
- >”I..I can’t breathe, oh god my sides.”
- >Activate the D.
- >”PFFFF.”
- >As you and Zalgo do your best to keep quiet on the joke, Femanony looks at you with an eyebrow raised.
- >”Something funny?”
- “Oh what? Nah not at all. Ya ready to go?”
- >”Yeah. Let’s DO THIS.” Femanony said as she pelvic thrusted.
- >You swear too much of you has rubbed off on her.
- >”I’ll drive.” She grabs her purse that has a mini pocketed universe in it you swear and heads out.
- >With you following close behind, you enjoy the view as you make it to the parking lot.
- >You love women in tight jeans, you can’t help it. You’re an ass man.
- >The two of you-
- >”Ahem, don’t you mean three?”
- >The three of you reach Femanony’s car which is just a turquoise ’94 Mercury Cougar.
- >She keeps up the maintenance quite well.
- >She unlocks the doors and steps inside, as well as you.
- >”Alright, you know the rules, don’t touch the radio.”
- “Jeez, I’m not going to touch your precious radio.”
- >She beams at you, “Good boy.” She said with a flirt-like chuckle.
- >Ugh, women.
- >She revs up the engine and you two travel to The Cello Diner.
- >It wasn’t too far away, about a 10 minute drive.
- >All the while you and Femanony strike up a conversation.
- >”So, Anon anymore craziness from that zalgo thing?”
- “Umm, not really, but she’s still around.”
- >”Has she been talking to you?”
- “Yeah, shit’s creepy.”
- >”Damn, don’t you worry Anon. You’re gonna have the night of your life.”
- >And hopefully, you’ll FINALLY get some.
- >”Dream on Anon, like you’ll really get lucky with her.”
- >You doubt it. But hey, things are looking up.
- >Maybe everything isn’t so bad, maybe Zalgo Twilight is misunderstood.
- >Maybe you’ll get lucky.
- >After all, what’s the worst that can happen?
- End of part 3
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