Democracy

A fat capitalist Jewish Ron Paul supporter and stock owner was teaching a class on Laissez Faire "economics", a known failure of a system.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees to pray to the invisible hand of the free market and accept that the economy works best when we let the corporations run everything and do whatever they want!"
At this moment, a brave Fascist, authoritarian, anti-free market Italian wearing a DUX MEA LUX shirt who had spent over 1488 hours punching antifa stood up and said "Why should a corporation exist that doesn't work for the nation's well being?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "because of muh work incentive and competition, you obviously don't understand economics stupid goy!"
"Wrong. All within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state. If these things worked, shouldn't america be the most advanced country on earth?"
The professor, visibly shaken, dropped his chalk and his iPhone5 with the stock market app open, clearly showing his failing stocks. He then stormed out of the room crying 6 million tears. The students applauded and all ripped their voter ID cards realizing that democracy was broken. An eagle carrying a fasces flew into the classroom and ripped the American and Israeli flag from the flagpole and then perched upon it, shedding a single tear of happiness. The students then changed into blackshirts and staged a coup in Washington. The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He was then captured and executed as an enemy of the state and the people.