wtf shitford

"He's the worst in the bracket, can't even make buttbabies! Chundo on the other hand... he fills up the ring alright. Small Smenis is in for a surprise when the match starts. As for Garrett, he didn't even stand a chance. Lord almighty, what a shitshow Gary was in. He wanted to hold a virtual public execution but he was beaten by a digi-virtual meta execution organized by Chundo and his league of anarcho-itakepleasureinshittingonthingsists. Mama mia, can't wait for when Aledleledlele and TheDuckTaper get paired up against Chundo! You should've seen Chundo fight Woz, it was absolutely marvelous! I thought The National Socialist Naked Football Team of Dickistan's quarterback (& also honorary nickelback) and his space-marine buttbuddies could beat Chundo, but I was dead-wrong when I saw him use his penis-power!"