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- >Sitting down at the computer, you click the little duck icon on your dashboard to connect to the internet
- >Headlines flash before your eyes, and you click through them as you sip your coffee, looking for an interesting read before you waste the day shitposting
- >Mayor Mare budget scandal? Nah.
- >Zebra on The Edge destroys the box office? Eh.
- >4Chaff experiencing technical difficulties? N-
- What?
- >You enter the the site name in the url bar and hit enter
- >Same old 4Chaff
- Probably just some idiot who forgot how to solve captcha, you think to yourself
- >For some reason, ponies were god-awful at it
- >You head over to /his/, ready to start your routine of spreading a mix of truth and outlandish lies about human society while avatarfagging as Princess Celestia
- >But when you try to enter a post, your fear is realized
- >CONNECTION ERROR
- NO! NO!
- >What the fuck are you supposed to do now!?
- >knock-knock-knock
- What now?
- >You get up and head to the door
- >Standing on your porch is Applejack, a mess of wires peeking out from under her stetson
- >"Well howdy Anon! I heard that website you spend all your time on is having issues, so Ah came to check on ya!"
- >You flick the wires on her hat
- Did you break my website?
- >"PFFTNO", she wheezes as her eyes dart from side to side
- >"Ah just figured I'd ask if you'd like getting some fresh air in yer lungs by helping me out on the farm. Ya know; bucking trees, cleaning the barn, ruttin' me in the barn, or even painting the house. Instead of wastin' away in front of that screen."
- Pfft.
- >You pull her hat down over her eyes
- No.
- >Shutting the door, you head to your chair and press F5
- >You press it again a few minutes later
- >God, you're bored
- >You press F5 again
- >Fucking Applejack
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