Merc facts.

 There are conspiracy theories dating back to the sixties that NASA faked the Merc landing
 The Merc was the original poser for the famous Mona Lisa
 Little known fact: It was a Merc prototype that actually sunk the Titanic
 Legends say that Odin himself chiseled the first Merc with the Mighty Mjolnir
 It was boost emissions from a Merc passing by that lit the Hindenburg on fire
 It's a little known fact that the Merc was used to build the pyramids
 There were actually four ships in Christopher Columbus expedition: the Santa Maria, the Nina, the Pinta and the Merc
 Albert Einstein discovered gravity when a Merc fell on his head
 Ben Franklin flew a Merc in a lightning storm in 1746, discovering electricity
 In 877 the Vikings seized the eastern part of Mercia due to their tactical advantage of using Mercs
 The "omelette" was invented when french villagers transported eggs and fromage with a Merc to a nearby village.
 The mission of the Merc is "to explore strange new worlds; to seek out new life and new civilizations; to boldly go where no man has gone before"
 The Merc was the basis for the starship "Serenity" in the short-lived "Firefly" series by Joss Whedon
 It is a little know fact that Stevie Wonder lost his sight when he first laid his eyes on the Merc.
 Years before SpaceX landed a first stage rocket back on Earth, I managed to land a Merc on all fours from the ceiling.
 By day, he is Merc. But at night he patrols the streets as the crimefighting superhero BATMERC
 There is a biography about the Merc. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
 The Merc can kill two stones with one bird.
 When the Zombie apocalypse starts, the Merc doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
 Aliens claim they saw the Merc.
 The Merc can hear sign language.
 Once a cobra bit one of the Merc's tyres. After several days of excrutiating pain, the cobra died.
 The Merc beat the sun in a staring contest.
 The Merc once went to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life.
 The Merc is the reason Waldo is hiding.
 There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures the Merc allows to live.
 The Merc once fought superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
 The Merc makes onions cry.
 When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When he gets mad he turns into the Merc. When the Merc gets mad.... RUN
 When the Merc enters a stadium, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
 M/C/ Hammer learned the hard way that the Merc CAN touch this.
 The Merc can build a snowman out of rain.
 The Merc knows Victoria's secret.
 The Merc once beat Dark Souls 1, 2 and 3 on New Game{+} with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
 Death once had a near-Merrc experience.
 The Merc puts "laughter" in "manslaughter"
 The Merc can unscramble an egg.
 The Merc doesn't have an on-board clock. He decides what time it is.
 The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that the Merc is Jewish.
 The Merc recorded the making of the first video camera.
 The Merc can make a Happy Meal cry.
 The Merc was dropped twice as a baby. Once on Hiroshima and the other on Nagasaki.
 The Merc can drown a fish.
 The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep the Merc out. It failed miserably.
 Global warming will end as soon as the Merc stops boosting.
 Highways were the only roads the first merc prototype was able to drive on.
 In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then the Merc turned the wine into Boost.
 The Merc has two speeds: Boost and Kill.
 What was going through the minds of all of the Merc's victims before they died? His front grill.
 It is said that Mercs are actually powered by all the unfulfilled New Years resolutions of "getting summer body"
 The Merc CAN believe it's not butter.
 Nobody likes Raymond. Except the Merc.
 The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square. until the Merc kicked one of the corners off.
 Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Merc pajamas.
 If, by some incredible space-time paradox, the Merc would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
 The Merc doesn't play God. Playing is for children.
 The Merc cannot love, he can only not kill.
 If at first you don't succeed, you're not the Merc.
 The original Merc was designed by himself.
 It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Merc demo.
 When God said, "let there be light", the Merc said, "say 'please'."
 In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be the Merc.
Maslow's theory of higher needs doesn't apply to the Merc.He only has {2} needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
 There are two types of cars in Rocket League... cars that suck, and the Merc.
 Fact: The Merc doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
 Jesus can walk on water, but the Merc can walk on Jesus.
 The First rule of the Merc is: you do not talk about the Merc.
 The Merc knows the last digit of pi.
 The Merc has never been accused of murder because his demos are recognized as "acts of God."
 The Merc's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls the Merc.
 The Merc's keyboard doesn't have a Esc key because nothing escapes the Merc.
 Pre-1985, on American Dollars it was written "In Merc we Trust"
 After the great 9/11 tragedy, the first suspects were a couple of Mercs.
 Some consider the merc to be the 8th world wonder; that is factually innacurate as it is actually the 0th world wonder.
 Merc's Law states that anything that can be demoed will be demoed
 The speed of light is so fast because it is trying to run away from the Merc
 The Big Bang Theory explains how the universe was created after 2 mercs demoed each other
 A recent study shows that top 3 fears are: 3. fear of spiders, 2. fear of speeches 1. fear of Merc demo