SoundDude

Greetings, fellow gamerbro,
It's the same retard who gave you all of those shakos sitting in page 39 of your inventory. I want to say that, even though I haven't been partaking in the passtime colloquially referred to as Team Fortress 2 (a team-based multiplayer first-person shooter video game developed and published by Valve Corporation. It is the sequel to the 1996 mod Team Fortress for Quake and its 1999 remake, Team Fortress Classic. It was released as part of the video game bundle The Orange Box in October 2007 for Microsoft Windows and the Xbox 360.[1] A PlayStation 3 version followed in December 2007.[2] The game was released for Windows as a standalone entry in April 2008 and was updated to support OS X in June 2010 and Linux in February 2013. It is distributed online through Valve's digital retailer Steam, with retail distribution being handled by Electronic Arts), I still watch your videos for the--as the kids say--keks and lols. You're one of the few youtubers I have rang dat bell for, and I'm always an avid watcher and part of the early crowd, despite not once having left a comment. Soz.

Enclosed in this package, labeled "DOES NOT CONTAIN ANY BEES" for a good reason in a 100% non-deceitful manner, are a few mementos I've harvested in my 1500 hours in this shitshow of a video game. They are separated by one (1) piece of scrap metal each, and are as follows:
- One (1) American Pastoral Rocket Launcher (Factory New) with Basic Killstreaks + Strange Stat Clock
This was the gun I used on my soldier for god knows how long. It's kills are gone, moved to a separate launcher, but it carried me through many an upward match.

- Two (2) Cosmetics for the Heavy class
	- One (1) Unique Football Helmet with the Halloween spells Chromatic Corruption and Voices From Below
	- One (1) Strange Mann-O-War
I don't even know where I got these. I just figured you could use them in one way or another for some heavy fuckery. I believe in you, Ethan.

- Two (2) Cosmetics for the Engineer class
	- One (1) Unusual Ol' Geezer (Circling Peace Sign)
	- One (1) Unique Endothermic Exowear Craft #85
These were my pride and joy. I found my joy in Engineer, and these cosmetics were with me through thick and thin. However, I do not play TF2 anymore, so they are as good as the pixels they're rendered on. I can only hope that you can carry them high throughout your adventures in the game much like I once did.

- One (1) Genuine Stovepipe Sniper Shako painted Waterlogged Lab Coat
forgot one lol

With this, I wish you the best of luck, skill, and random crits in your TF2 career like I once held in mine. Keep it up, big chief. Bless your face. If you sneezed during this video, bless you. Peace off.