Eugene is gross but its worse

Tsaaq: ((Lmaooo Eugene so short.))
Covet: [I'll flip flop between characters ]
Tsaaq: ((Same.))
Covet: [Brad is a tall mofo
Tsaaq: ((So is Remy and Thad. AND OZZIE.))
Covet: [XD]
Alexithymiaa: (Thats why Brad likes holes in his jeans. More leg room lmfao)
Alexithymiaa: -Brad was seated in one of the booths in the middle of the cafe, his laptop out on the table next to his plate with a half eaten chicken sandwich on it, his fries mostly gone because it was easier to pop those into his mouth as he worked. He had his earbud in one ear, the other hanging down and dangling from the wire as he listened to the song he'd been working on earlier and previewing.-
Tsaaq: Remy led the way into depot cafe. "And I just don't understand what the fuck was so cool here, that you were here well after a reasonable time. I don't understand why you smelled like puke. Why you stole my weed AGAIN! And I definitely don't know why the fuck you have bruises!" He scolded, in the fashion he'd probably done all day. "Hey table please. For me, my future wife and a my garbage cousin." // Eugene followed, looking full of shame as they entered the cafe. He remembered last night but he wish he didn't. He didn't blab either. He had no desire to get himself or Hayley in trouble. "You guys were in the room I didn't know you were awake!" He argued. He went silent before looking to Remy. "Hey!" He exclaimed.
Covet: Kelsey came out of the back with a couple of slices of cake that wouldn't kill Brad that had sugar free chocolate and strawberries all over it, [Thanks for that inspiration] She aslo had a small wrapped present in her had as she giddily made her way over to where Brad was sitting and working, "Hey can you take a break?" //  Cadence followed behind and gave a soft frown as he called Eugene garbage. "He's just mad, rightfully so. But all the same." She said with her arms crossed as the Waitress directed them to a booth and handed them menus. "So want to explain what was going on here then. Help us understand?"
Alexithymiaa: (Im drooling)
Alexithymiaa: -Brad lifted his head when he saw Kelsey in his peripheral vision, stopping the track he was listening to on his computer and twisting his torso a bit to face her, instantly spotting the cake in her hands. "A cake break? I am all for a cake break. What's in that?" He asked very curiously, instantly putting his hand out to try to take it from her like a fucking animal, not noticing the little wrapped gift.-
Tsaaq: He glared at Eugene before walking to the booth and sitting down. "Yeah exactly, illuminate me." He answered unentertained. // Eugene frowned and sat across them. "Well... I did take the weed and... I went for a walk as I smoked it..." He lied, pausing to think. "Then I walked into a light post, and fell."
Covet: Kelsey let him take the cake and laughed, "Strawberries, sugar free whipped frosting Sugar free chocolate. flourless cake so it's a little more gooey but still good, used splenda instead of sugar." She explained then held up the gift for him, "First things first, as you stuff your face with cake, This is for you." // "You know.. you can ask for such things. Rather than just taking it." Cadence said then raised an eyebrow, "Okay but that doesn't explain the vomit smell, were you running when you hit the pole? Because that's some serious impact damage."
Alexithymiaa: -Setting the plate with cake down on the table in front of him, he nudged his other plate away because fuck a chicken sandwich if you have cake. Spotting the little wrapped gift in her hand, he furrowed his brows and took it from her, turning it over in his hands. "What's this?"-
Tsaaq: Remy shook his head. "You think I'm a dumbass like your brother and sister or something? You mean to tell me you walked, joint in hand... Right into a pole?" He asked, slamming his hand on the table angrily. "What type of moron do you think I am. I told stupid stories like that to Jacque and Sasha in my SLEEP!" // Eugene flinched each time Remy yelled. "No! I don't! You're super smart!" He whined. He turned to Cadence then shook his head. "Oh right! I remember. A guy... On a bike passed me and pulled me with him, and slammed my face into a pole..." He frowned. "Then there was this homeless man. I fell in his box and passed out there and it smelled like barf!"
Covet: "Open it up and find out." She said reaching over to take a bite of his cake with an extra fork that was on the table. Inside the paper was her album, it was signed on the inside, "To my true #1 fan. Love Kels"  She turned around hearing the yelling going on seeing Remy being loud He and Cadence looked all serious. //  Cadence tried to shush the guys because they were in public after all, then blinked at Eugene's story, " Seriously? That's the best you got? You might as well just start telling the truth, It's going to be way easier in the long run." She said looking at the menu, "I think I'm just ordering a plate of fries."
Alexithymiaa: "Aw, Kels." He said with a smile, slipping his finger beneath one corner of the paper to tear it off, admiring the album cover first. He flipped open the case to see her little dedication, his gaze falling back onto her. "This was really sweet of you. I really appreciate this." His eyes quickly shot over to look in Remy's direction, furrowing his brows.-
Tsaaq: "We're all ordering fries." He said, raising his hand to Eugene, covering his face before he could even speak. "Except him. Give him something dumb. Give him kethcup packets." Remy shouted. "I'm sorry but I'm mad, and he's lying and I'm just having a huge problem with this whole thing." // Eugene frowned. "Okay. I stole the weed." He answered. "But the rest is?" He began to say. "I got sick and threw up. Then got into a fight." Eugene admitted. "I promise next time I want to do drugs I'll ask!"
Covet: "I'm glad you do, I really can't tell you how much I feel like I owe you. This album wouldn't have happened without you." Kelsey told him sweetly trying not to eavesdrop on the conversation going on with the loud peoples. // "Rem, we can't let him starve, I mean we can, but I'd feel bad. Just get him something bland, like a salad, or a bowl of soup." She said then looked over at Eugene, "Okay that at least sounded believable. Who did you pick a fight with? If this is how you're going to come home after doing drugs, maybe you don't need them Eugene."
Alexithymiaa: -He dropped his eyes back down to the album and closed the case, setting it to the side away from the cake for safe keeping. Picking up his fork, he dug into his cake, filling his mouth. "You dont owe me anything. This album would have happened with or without me because you worked your ass off for it. And you deserved it. I might've helped, butt his is all you, Kels."-
Tsaaq: Remy scoffed. "Soup is amazing. He doesn't deserve soup!" He retorted. He squinted his eyes at Eugene then went to lean his elbows on the table. "Yeah, who were you fighting?" Remy furrowed his eyebrows again. // He sighed and began to frown. "I won't do that again though I swear!" He said. "It was some guy who... Well I was arguing with this guy. I don't know him. I don't remember a lot." He lied.
Covet: "Regardless of what you tell me, You were a significant part of that process. Now for the good knews. I got a call from Nancy and Mr. Roth. Looks Like I'm halfway to a gold record in less than a week." She said rather excitedly and in awe, "That's two hundred and fifty thousand albums. Digitally and actual copies."// "At least not without some supervision." Cadence said, "Okay Salad, no dressing at least it's nutritional." She mumbled, "You can't just go out and get in arguments with people, just because you're high. That makes you look like an idiot, and gives a bad rep for other stoners."
Alexithymiaa: (CADENCE. A BAD REP? REALLY? THATS YOUR CONCERN?)
Tsaaq: ((LMAOOOO.))
Tsaaq: ((Remy is gonna look at this bitch like: ಠ_ಠ))
Alexithymiaa: -Brad smiled at her, letting out a little laugh. "I'm not at all surprised. I knew you could do it. And you're going well beyond that, too. Nancy might be a hard ass, but she's good at her job and she knows what she's doing. She built a lot of hype for your album." He took another bite full of cake, glancing over at Remy, Cadence and Eugene again.-
Covet: [XD]
Covet: [It's mostly that he looks like an idiot. THEN the rep]
Tsaaq: "Exactly." He said in agreement. "You're never getting high by yourself ever again." Remy pointed at him. "You need to be supervised." He looked over to Cadence, an unamused look came across his face. "YEAH THAT. AND-" He began to say loudly. "You shouldn't fight people, also you got fucked up. Also the cops could arrest both of you." Remy chimed in. // "I didn't just get into an argument. They were mad and I didn't mean to do it but it happened but It won't happen again." Eugene tried to avoid the subject, looking back at Brad and Kelsey.
Covet: "I kind of am, mostly because I don't know. I still don't quite consider myself that big of a deal, I guess? It's kind of hard to see that from my perspective." She said with a smile, totally listening in at this point. She gave Eugene a soft wave as he looked over.  // "What? He does." Cadence mumbled as she looked away, turning the focus back to Eugene. "We bail enough people out of jail, I really don't want to add you to that list." She told him.
Alexithymiaa: (FUCK YOU)
Alexithymiaa: "I guess I can see that. But you're going to have to face the very real fact that you are kind of a big deal." He leaned to one side to look at the group again, raising his brows. "What the hell is going on over there?"-
Covet: [XD]
Covet: [If Steph would stop assualting people]
Alexithymiaa: (People deserve it.)
Alexithymiaa: (And you have no room to talk, little miss arson. We all have our vices.)
Covet: [LMAO]
Tsaaq: "Nothing." Remy answered Brad loudly but his gaze remained of Eugene. H gave him a skeptical look. "You need to figure yourself out before we have to do something drastic..." He said. // Eugene gasped. "I don't want to go to jail!" He whined. "And my face hurts!"
Covet: "I know... I know." Kelsey said biting the inside of her cheek, frowning as Remy answered Brad, "Hey, don't get snappy with us, it's not our fault you're brodcasting it through the whole diner." She said in a polite mothery way, then turned around to mind her own business. // "Then stop getting into fights and getting it punched. You came here to portland for a purpose, and it wasn't to just get stoned and make an ass of yourself." She said as their food showed up.
Alexithymiaa: )But thats what everyone in Portland does, Cadence.)
Alexithymiaa: -Brad rolled his eyes at Remy, shifting in his seat and scooping more cake into his mouth. "Dont even bother. They're going to be loud if they want to be loud. It's just the way it goes. It's not our fault if we hear their entire conversation because they're loud."-
Tsaaq: "Yeah well for your information, my cousin is an idiot and I'm trying to embarrass him. So I'm not actually mad at you guys at all! I'm just speaking agressively!" He called out. "You better get your act together." He grumbled at Eugene. // He looked around in a panic then covered his face with his hands. "Yeah but I didn't start it all I did was kiss her and she started punching me and her hands are like, REALLY heavy!" He divulged.
Covet: Kelsey wasn't going to stop listening because, she's a fucking gossip between her and Brad, but went to take another bite, suddenly curious as to who the SHE Eugene was referring to. // Cadence furrowed her brow, " I thought you said it was a guy that punched you. Who were you trying to kiss?"  She asked shoving a few fries into her mouth.
Tsaaq: ((Lmaooo this is so hilarious.))
Alexithymiaa: -Brad leaned over a bit to try to hear better of the shit going on with the group, making faces across the table at Kelsey because these motherfuckers are so gossipy.-
Tsaaq: Remy intertwined his fingers with his index fingers being the only ones sticking out and touching. He exhaled. "Eugene." He replied softly. "The only girl I know around who's heavy handed is somebody who you're related to. So. If you are talking about her? I'm going to kill you." Remy told Eugene calmly, staring hard at him. // He bit the inside of his cheek, looking between Remy and Cadence. "Grandma...?" He asked innocently. He let out a panicked exhale. "Is it supposed to hurt after you have erections because that's been happening a lot lately?" Eugene asked hurriedly. Saying anything to get off the topic.
Covet: Kelsey looked at Brad with big eyes, half thankful to have an evening of distractions from her own mini dilema as well as the entertainment. She mouthed to Brad, OH MY GOODNESS. // Cadence put her hand to her forehead. "Oh for fucks sake. I'm going to have to help bury a body tonight aren't I?"
Alexithymiaa: (I feel like this is the story of Cadence's life.)
Alexithymiaa: -Brad's eyes widened as he continued to listen, leaning over across the table so he could drop his voice down to a whisper to Kelsey. "What the fuckkkkkk?"-
Covet: [HAHA]
Covet: [I just keep seeing the Sam and Dean faces at the wedding.]
Alexithymiaa: (YEESSSS)
Tsaaq: "Don't say Grandma you little shit!" Remy shouted, standing in his spot in the booth so he could lean over and smack Eugene in the head. "You idiot! You deserved getting your ass kicked!" He hit him again. "Stop trying to fuck your cousin!" He said through grit teeth. "No I can't kill him. Cause his mom would meet him in heaven and be like WHAT THE FUCK?" Remy shook him by his collar. // Eugene began to blubber and whine from the hits. "But I love her!" He whimpered. // "You don't love her you idiot! You saw her naked when you were twelve and you got hard, that's called a phase everybody gets turned on by their cousin but the point is THEY GROW UP AND DON'T TRY TO FUCK THEM!" //
Covet: Kelsey was kind of stunned at this point and didn't even know what to say. Because wow that's a lot of gossip worthy info that just happened. She grabbed another bite of cake and sort of wished she had some tea right now. // Cadence hissed out another SHHH!, "The whole diner doesn't need to know the family drama."
Alexithymiaa: -Brad quickly dropped his head down, also filling his mouth with cake because WHAT THE FUCK. His eyes darted across the table to Kelsey, keeping his voice low. "I don't know if we should run or stay."-
Tsaaq: Remy sat down before looking over to Eugene, pointing a threatening finger at him. // Eugene flinched as he sniffled. "Did you have a crush on Grace?" He asked softly. // "Are you fucking kidding me? No. She's fucking digusting." Remy answered angrily. // Eugene lowered his head. "Why don't we just ask her and see how she'd feel?" // Remy rolled his eyes. "Uh, your face is already the answer." He answered, unamused.
Covet: Kelsey looked at Brad, "I think we should go... I mean.. this is pretty intense stuff." She said as she got up looking over at the loud table of people. "Well, you guys have a good night, Good luck with .. erm.. everything."  She said quickly making her way to the exit.
Covet: [shit!]
Covet: // Cadence just looked between the guys, not really sure what to say at this point, because Family was sooooo not her expertise.
Alexithymiaa: -Brad nodded, picking up his laptop to push it into his backpack along with Kelsey's album. Swinging his backpack onto his back, he grabbed his plate of cake and shoveled some more into his mouth as he started to walk out, forcing an awkward smile at the group and depositing his now empty plate onto a random table as he walked by, heading out to his car.-
Tsaaq: Remy crossed his arms over his chest. "You need to see a therapist." He declared as the two left the diner. // Eugene frowned, keeping his head low. "I know god doesn't like this but you guys said... That I don't have to be like that so I figured it was okay..."
Covet: Kelsey ducked out quickly and made her way to her own car so Brad and her could go back and freak out about all this shit. // "That's totally not what I meant." Cadence said quickly putting her hands up. " We were not implying that you pull something like this, when we said that. At all."
Tsaaq: "Do you know the type of shit she's had to deal with?" Remy asked Eugene before sighing and rolling his eyes as he slid out of the booth and getting up and out of it. He dragged his feet as he walked out of the cafe. He was over it. // Eugene nodded his head like a child being scolded.
Covet: Cadence grabbed a few more fries and walked out with the guys, taking Remy's hand as she rubbed his back, shaking her head at Eugene.