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  1. P1
  2.  
  3. Accept my love (support)❤
  4.  
  5. P2
  6.  
  7. On blackboard: Today's theme [Character switching]
  8.  
  9. " Look at how well I handle Rusian! "
  10.  
  11. " Hey, you idiot! Even if you bring that much monsters, there's no way we can withstand- "
  12.  
  13. " Hehehehehe! I'm the best in handling the guildmaster cleverly!
  14.  
  15. What? Aaah! Forgive me! I've cancelled the magic! Rusian will die! "
  16.  
  17. " What's that! He's frail! I can't use him! "
  18.  
  19. " I ain't frail! It was your management that was extremely poor! Aaah! My XP!
  20.  
  21. Shit! You'll fall too, Schwein "
  22.  
  23. " Don't kill my Schwein! Guildmaster, heal me quickly! "
  24.  
  25. " Non-premium characters don't have enough power, so it's not easy to use them. "
  26.  
  27. " Are you also sick!? "
  28.  
  29. P3
  30.  
  31. [ The next day ]
  32.  
  33. " Ah, it came out! It came out! Valentinus's armor! "
  34.  
  35. " Wooow! It really came out! I can't believe it! "
  36.  
  37. " Valentinus...... Valentine...
  38.  
  39. Somehow, that armor's name greatly pisses me off. Won't you throw it? "
  40.  
  41. " Calm down, Ako! Don't throw a hundred million worth armor because of its name! "
  42.  
  43. " What to do? Do you want to sell it? Or will someone use it? "
  44.  
  45. " I want to use it! "
  46.  
  47. " I also want it! "
  48.  
  49. " Of course, I also want it! "
  50.  
  51. " I want to take it and throw it! "
  52.  
  53. " If everyone say that they want it...... "
  54.  
  55. " It cannot be helped. "
  56.  
  57. " Compassion is useless! "
  58.  
  59. " I'll fight! "
  60.  
  61. P4
  62.  
  63. Rock Paper
  64.  
  65. Scissors!
  66.  
  67. " What? It got interrupted......Huh? "
  68.  
  69. " Hmm, are the servers down? "
  70.  
  71. " This place isn't specially a LA club,
  72.  
  73. If we can't access it, how about looking for an other online game? "
  74.  
  75. " Hoo, an other online game? "
  76.  
  77. " An other online game at this time? I'm fine with just LA. "
  78.  
  79. " But we will have spare time while the servesr are down, do you have any recommendations? "
  80.  
  81. " Ooh, there's a good online game! "
  82.  
  83. " What! A new foreign MMORPG's open beta will start exactly today's evening. "
  84.  
  85. " Their other games were famous on their own way, the management was famous for their weak servers. "
  86.  
  87. P5
  88.  
  89. " Well, what do you think? Without a doubt, we can enjoy a fierce login game."
  90.  
  91. " ............ "
  92.  
  93. *nod*
  94.  
  95. " ............ "
  96.  
  97. " Huh? What's a login game? Is that fun? "
  98.  
  99. " Until the return of LA, how about surfing the net normally? "
  100.  
  101. グルティ = Guilty
  102. ブー = Boo
  103. びく = *startled*
  104.  
  105. " Wait! Huh, what? What's wrong? "
  106.  
  107. " Haah...... Not wanting to do a login game, you're too novice. "
  108.  
  109. " You don't understand that the funniest thing in an open beta is a login game, Schwein?
  110.  
  111. I'm ashamed as the club president. "
  112.  
  113. " You're making all our login games together pointless! "
  114.  
  115. " No No No! You guys are weird! What's a login game!? "
  116.  
  117. P6
  118.  
  119. " A [login game] is "
  120.  
  121. " A torture [game] that has been used in the underground organization [login] that has existed in ancient China. " (TN : He wrote login game with the chinese characters ro-gu-in 露(exposed)具(tool)院(institution) ge-e-mu 夏(summer)獲(to gain)無(nothing) )
  122.  
  123. " It's a summer of intense heat that would snatch away your life by just standing up.
  124.  
  125. Something that release its opponent in a desert. "
  126.  
  127. " No matter, no matter how that opponent search,
  128.  
  129. It's a dreadful torture where you die cruelly, without preys nor water. "
  130.  
  131. " In the present day, in the day of the opening of a new online game,
  132.  
  133. No matter how you try, you don't get anything. "
  134.  
  135. " The action of a player who desperately want to be logged in faster than anyone else and repeatedly try to login
  136.  
  137. Is called a login game but...... the [login game] was its origin. "
  138.  
  139. " That's a lie! Abosutely a lie, huh!? "
  140.  
  141. P7
  142.  
  143. " No no! I've read it on a book! "
  144.  
  145. " In which bookstore? Say it! "
  146.  
  147. " ......I read it in the Uncyclopedia, I think? "
  148.  
  149. " I knew it, it was a lie! "
  150.  
  151. " Wait a second! We're doing it? Really? "
  152.  
  153. " Quickly download the client! That's an order as the club president! "
  154.  
  155. " Kuh! Even though I've broke through the login, I got an error during the server selection......
  156.  
  157. But once you've logged in, you can't return to the login screen. "
  158.  
  159. " At this rate, I'll loose! "
  160.  
  161. " Wait, guildmaster! If it has stopped at the server selection,
  162.  
  163. Restarting the client seems effective. "
  164.  
  165. " Hmm, really? Yosh, then I'll restart...... H- Hey, Rusian! "
  166.  
  167. P8
  168.  
  169. " That's not the server selection! I've returned at the login screen! "
  170.  
  171. " I've mislead you, guildmaster! I'll go further ahead with this gap! "
  172.  
  173. " You deceived me! You deceived me, Rusian! "
  174.  
  175. " Kuh- If it's like that, I have no choice but to temporarily change my password to something simpler to oppose you! "
  176.  
  177. " Done it! I've done it! I've finally left the server selection and reached the character creation screen!
  178.  
  179. I'll be on the top ! "
  180.  
  181. " Stop! Press the cancel button, Ako! "
  182.  
  183. " Don't do it! If you create you character now, you'll regret it later! "
  184.  
  185. " When I'll... proceed to the character creation,
  186.  
  187. The client has made the PC to freeze! "
  188.  
  189. " Seeeeeeeeeeerves you right! "
  190.  
  191. " Welcome to the login barrage, Ako-kun! "
  192.  
  193. " Say, what's fun about that...... "
  194.  
  195. P9
  196.  
  197. " Hnnn, today was fun, guildmaster. "
  198.  
  199. " Yeah. It would have been nice this time if the server congestion was solved during the 2 hours after the launching. "
  200.  
  201. " The game's contents' boredomness is the only minus. "
  202.  
  203. " Don't be satisfied to be logged even though the game's contents are boring...... "
  204.  
  205. " I would have been on the top if it weren't for the freeze...... "
  206.  
  207. " Don't feel down, it's because of that defeat
  208.  
  209. that you'll be able again to enjoy the next login game. "
  210.  
  211. " ......Yes, that's right. "
  212.  
  213. " Say... "
  214.  
  215. P10
  216.  
  217. " Didn't this club...... lose its meaning? "
  218.  
  219. " Why? Don't we have fun everyday? "
  220.  
  221. " Originally, wasn't the goal doing something about
  222.  
  223. Tamaki-san sleep-talking about being Nishimura's wife? "
  224.  
  225. " That's right. why are you saying the obvious now of all time? "
  226.  
  227. " Because of that? "
  228.  
  229. " ............ "
  230.  
  231. P11
  232.  
  233. " ......! ......!! "
  234.  
  235. " You, what about giving up already? "
  236.  
  237. " If I give up now, it'll be over! "
  238.  
  239. " That's not because you don't give up that it won't be over. "
  240.  
  241. " Say, won't you give up? "
  242.  
  243. " Stop, Ako! Don't pull me! "
  244.  
  245. " What's the matter, guildmaster? "
  246.  
  247. " No, I was thinking that it'll be a little troublesome if we don't get results.
  248.  
  249. It's a pity, but this club activity will soon reach its time limit. "
  250.  
  251. " Time limit? What are you talking about? "
  252.  
  253. P12
  254.  
  255. " About the time limit of that club. "
  256.  
  257. " The club got its approval by force, but no matter what there are parts I can't meddle with and difficulties that arise. "
  258.  
  259. " Concretely? "
  260.  
  261. " There's no advisor. "
  262.  
  263. " ......Aah... "
  264.  
  265. " I've founded it...... thinking that we'll find an advisor right away, but the teachers are busy. "
  266.  
  267. " Then, that you meant by time limit is... "
  268.  
  269. " The remaining time until the club is forcefully abolished for lack of advisor.
  270.  
  271. There should still be a week until it will be on the staff meeting agenda. "
  272.  
  273. " No way! Really? "
  274.  
  275. " That sure is close. "
  276.  
  277. P13
  278.  
  279. " That can't be helped. That club was forcefully founded to satisfy your wish.
  280.  
  281. In a sense, it's because there's a time limit that it's was forcefully approved. "
  282.  
  283. " Our wish......? "
  284.  
  285. " Ako, did you wanted to ask something? "
  286.  
  287. " Sir! No sir! "
  288.  
  289. " It would be nice if we could find an advisor. Well, that might be impossible.
  290.  
  291. How a teacher who is the advisor of a online gaming club would look in the staff room? "
  292.  
  293. " It's easy to imagine... "
  294.  
  295. " We'll lost our club activities...... "
  296.  
  297. " That's a pity, huh? Even though we could finally use PCs with good performance as much as we liked. "
  298.  
  299. " That wasn't the problem here! "
  300.  
  301. P14
  302.  
  303. " Could you say to me 'I'm sad that my time with you will decrease.'
  304.  
  305. Like a husband that will have a job transfer even thought he's a newlywed. "
  306.  
  307. " The conditions are too concrete, that's creepy! "
  308.  
  309. " Rusian... No, I mean, Nishimura-kun, I think you should be a little dere. "
  310.  
  311. " Don't expect a man to be dere! "
  312.  
  313. " ......No, even if I say so myself, if it wasn't me, I think that one would have already been dere. "
  314.  
  315. " Is that so? "
  316.  
  317. " Ako is actually cute, we get along well together and I'm having fun with you. "
  318.  
  319. " If it wasn't me who haven't gotten over his old trauma,
  320.  
  321. One would have already given up and have fun. "
  322.  
  323. P15
  324.  
  325. " About that, I'm a little sorry for Ako. "
  326.  
  327. " Huh- Huuuh!? "
  328.  
  329. " Nishimura-kun is being dere! Is this possibly a dream!? I'll be late for club activities if I don't wake up soon! "
  330.  
  331. " Nishimura-kun, can you pinch my cheeks a little... Ou-Ou-Ou-Ouch! That hurts! That hurts! That hurts! "
  332.  
  333. " Wooah! Nishimura-kun is...... Rusian is touching my face...... "
  334.  
  335. " Why the heck are you happy? "
  336.  
  337. " Because! "
  338.  
  339. P16
  340.  
  341. " Because on top of being dere, there's skinship from Rusian! "
  342.  
  343. " Hihihi, Rusian...... Aah, amazing, Rusian's smell...... "
  344.  
  345. " Huh? Does my clothes stink? "
  346.  
  347. " That's not it, look! It's that! Umm...... Aah geez! I can't hold myself anymore! "
  348.  
  349. " Rusian... *sniff sniff* Ha! Ha! *sniff sniff* "
  350.  
  351. " Wh- Wait! Stop, Stop! I can feel it! I can totally feel your breathing! "
  352.  
  353. P17
  354.  
  355. " Only smelling isn't enough! I want to taste it directly! "
  356.  
  357. " Taste!? "
  358.  
  359. " *lick lick* Rusian... *licklick* "
  360.  
  361. " Wait- Uh- Uhaaahaaa! Why are you licking me! "
  362.  
  363. " Aah! A little more! Let me lick you a little more! "
  364.  
  365. " This is the school route! "
  366.  
  367. " For your body, anywhere is fine! Anywhere is fine so let me lick you! "
  368.  
  369. " Stop doing a direct attack against my reason "
  370.  
  371. " Geez...... Why the heck has Ako come to me?
  372.  
  373. If Ako went to another guy, it wouldn't have been like that. Is this also one kind of greed sensor? " (TN : The greed sensor is a reference to a meme from the japanese community of Phantasy Star Online, the game would accurately sense your greed for rare items and expressely decrease their dropping rate.)
  374.  
  375. " Please don't say frightening things! "
  376.  
  377. P18
  378.  
  379. " If the greed sensor would have properly been working, Nishimura-kun wouldn't have dropped for me! "
  380.  
  381. " Don't talk about me like a droppable item! "
  382.  
  383. " He's amazingly rare, one of his kind is worth a fortune! "
  384.  
  385. " Rather, the super rare one is you. "
  386.  
  387. " Nooo, it's Nishimura-kun! "
  388.  
  389. " You're the precious one! "
  390.  
  391. " There's nothing above Nishimura-kun to me. "
  392.  
  393. " To me... Rather, what's with that conversation! "
  394.  
  395. " Kuuh- Even though I still had something to add...... "
  396.  
  397. " Because if I have followed, nothing would have changed! "
  398.  
  399. P19
  400.  
  401. " Can't we do something...... What to do... "
  402.  
  403. " What could we do... "
  404.  
  405. " What are you doing here? "
  406.  
  407. " I'm of course coming to do morning greetings to my husband. "
  408.  
  409. " Tamaki-san, keep that talk for the game, reality is different. "
  410.  
  411. " Huh... "
  412.  
  413. " Besides, when you're saying husband,
  414.  
  415. It sounds more like a maid than a wife. " (TN : She called him danna-sama 旦那様, meaning both husband and master)
  416.  
  417. " Hmm Hmm, is that so, then, then...... "
  418.  
  419. P20
  420.  
  421. " It's already morning...... D-a-r-l-i-n-g♪ "
  422.  
  423. " Oh! Ako, the bell will ring very soon, go back! "
  424.  
  425. " Huuuuh!? "
  426.  
  427. " I've mustered up my full strenght right now! "
  428.  
  429. " I could considerably feel it!
  430.  
  431. Are you still ignoring me!? "
  432.  
  433. " Yeah. The you right now don't have enough stats to declare that. "
  434.  
  435. " Kuh- There's not enough love! If I level up, will the affection increase? "
  436.  
  437. " Stats are distribued automaticcaly in offline life, so it's not restricted at increasing the affection. "
  438.  
  439. " No- no way... "
  440.  
  441. " Everybody, please sit soon, the bell will ring. "
  442.  
  443. P21
  444.  
  445. " Oh my! Tamaki-san, you also came today, that's remarkable.
  446.  
  447. But if you don't return to class 1 quickly, the bell will ring. "
  448.  
  449. " Ye- Yes. Then, Nishimura-kun, seeya...... "
  450.  
  451. " Yeah. "
  452.  
  453. " ......Nishimura-kun, are you on good terms with Tamaki-san? "
  454.  
  455. " Yeah I guess. "
  456.  
  457. " Is that so? Then please continue. I think Tamaki-san is also glad. "
  458.  
  459. [That reaction... How is Ako usually?...]
  460.  
  461. " That's right! Saitou-sensei, Won't you become our advisor? "
  462.  
  463. " Advisor? Have Nishimura-kun joined a club? "
  464.  
  465. " It's the Modern Communication and Electronic Gaming Club. "
  466.  
  467. " ......Ah. The president Goshouin-san just did something there...... "
  468.  
  469. " You know, Nishimura-kun. "
  470.  
  471. P22
  472.  
  473. " As a teacher, I don't have the intention to comment on the students' private hobbies
  474.  
  475. But I personally don't recommend online game. "
  476.  
  477. " If you're completely absorbed in it, there's a danger of irreversible effect in your life. "
  478.  
  479. " Futhermore, you'd better stop playing it even in school. "
  480.  
  481. " Uh...... Y- Yes. "
  482.  
  483. " Huh? Sensei, you're well-detailled about online games? "
  484.  
  485. " Well, yes. "
  486.  
  487. " A little while before, I played them by interest. "
  488.  
  489. " Really!? "
  490.  
  491. " Then please be our advisor! "
  492.  
  493. " Like I said, no. "
  494.  
  495. P23
  496.  
  497. " It's important not to fall deeply into that kind of games. "
  498.  
  499. " We don't know its influence on the students, so it's better not to touch it. "
  500.  
  501. " But when you become a grown-up, do you have time for it? "
  502.  
  503. " That's difficult. "
  504.  
  505. [ Although we all gathered together after school and tried racking our brains, ]
  506.  
  507. [ As expected, we didn't find a good idea. ]
  508.  
  509. [ That's why I'm having fun playing solo tonight to relax,
  510.  
  511. Of course, I have fun playing with Ako and the gang, but playing solo is also fun in its way. ]
  512.  
  513. " Huh? Rusian? Is that Rusian nya? "
  514.  
  515. " Eh...... "
  516.  
  517. P24
  518.  
  519. " It's really Rusian nya! "
  520.  
  521. " Nekohime......-san...... "
  522.  
  523. [ The main culprit behind my trauma. ]
  524.  
  525. " Woaaw, I missed you nyaa. "
  526.  
  527. [ Behind that cute outward appearance, there is actually a man inside, a nekama cat-eared girl. ] (TN : cf chapter 1)
  528.  
  529. [ She was my angel two years ago. ]
  530.  
  531. [ Nekohime-san! ]
  532.  
  533. His- His dark history has come back...!!
  534.  
  535. To be continued at vol.10
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