procedural descriptions

[name] terribly brilliant shade of [shade] is the result of the depressions in its [surface/clouds] and is the most ugly planet in the system. No one knows why everything is the way it is, but many atmosphere people have discussed.
[name] was directly related to the discovery that kerbal wasn't as beautiful as everyone else thought. Perhaps at some point we'll visit it.
[name] is a world the Kerbal is fairly certain the Space Program would find some use for this as an outpost. It is rumored to be the home of a very steampunk alien race.
[name] has been known to cause someone to dance with their telescope at least twice. It is rumored to be the location of an ancient alien colony. We can never know for sure without visiting it.
Interestingly, [name] isn't all that great really. Yeah, I know, right?
It is very well understood that [name] is a world Jeb Kerman is fairly certain the Space Program would find some use for this as an outpost. One of those things may have been false, I'll let you figure out which.
To the surprise of many, [name] is also known as the "ugly planet" and is thought to taste almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
[name] isn't as space age as we were led to believe by Jeb Kerman. This has never been more true.
Against common belief, [name] is not as giant as its discoverer thought it would be. It definitely could use some [more/less] atmosphere.
[name] is a decently sized planet, and that was enough of a surprise already. And now, [name] was discovered only by mistake. It definitely could use some [more/less] atmosphere.
[name] was only discovered after the invention of the electric-powered camera. All missions proposed to visit this planet have been cancelled.
[name] was once thought to have canali along the surface. It turns out that those canali are actually the projections of the astronomer's retinas. Like many other ancient superstitions, the ancient astronomers thought that this planet determined the happenings of their lives in some way.
Funnily enough, [name] very nearly won the "Prettiest Planet" contest, just barely loosing to the other one. This has made a lot of people very unhappy and has been widely regarded as a "bad move."
[name] isn't as sexy as we were led to believe by Mr. Kerman. All missions proposed to visit this planet have been cancelled.
[name] is thought to be the home of the best filet-o-fish. It is perhaps the most under-rated thing in the entire solar system, right next to ketchup-flavored potato chips and sexy buildings.
In stark contrast to what has been seen before, [name] turned out to be rather more rocket engine-like than its discoverer, William Kerschel, initially thought . It definitely could use some [more/less] atmosphere.
To the surprise of many, [name] was not discovered untill the invention of the telescope. This has made a lot of people very unhappy and has been widely regarded as a "bad move."
[name] has been known to cause someone to fly in space to their telescope at least twice and looks like a weird potato in space, a *very* weird potato... If you know what I mean.
In stark contrast to what has been seen before, [name] was thought to be a star untill recent times. All missions proposed to visit this planet have been cancelled.
Not many laymen know this, but [name] is just disappointing. Many have longed to visit ever since it was first spotted in the sky.
[name] is now known to have [a/no] atmospheric clouds. It is larger than you might expect. This has been thoroughly disputed by The School Teacher.
Funnily enough, [name] can not be seen without your eyes, due to it's [shade] color being unmemorable. It is one of the more under-rated things in the solar system, along with canned spaghetti that is shaped like camera.
While at the time, everyone loved what he had to say about it, the astronomer who discovered this object wasn't very accurate about it in many respects. For instance, we now know that, contrary to prior belief, [name] didn't have as much sharpie markers as the Royal Society led us to believe. Many people care, certainly.
[name] is the least respected among the [gas/terrestrial/satellite] planets and has won the "Prettiest Planet" contest the last five years.
While at the time, everyone loved what he had to say about it, the astronomer who discovered this object wasn't very accurate about it in many respects. For instance, we now know that, contrary to prior belief, [name] is known to have the most [toxic/reasonable] [atmosphere/dirt] of all of the planets and isn't as moody as we were led to believe by Sir Isaac Kilonewton.
While at the time, everyone loved what he had to say about it, the astronomer who discovered this object wasn't very accurate about it in many respects. For instance, we now know that, contrary to prior belief, [name]'s geology represents a point of confusion for many astronomers and has been described as looking like "the weirdest cheese in existence". It is rumored to be the location of an ancient alien colony. We can never know for sure without visiting it.
[name] was not discovered untill the invention of the telescope. All missions proposed to visit this planet have been cancelled.
With great disappointment in how badly the telescope building competition was going, the astronomer who discovered it noticed that [name] is [outside/inside] the habitable zone of its parent star and isn't all that great really.
To the surprise of many, [name] has very [shade] [rocks/clouds] of [silicates/ammonia] and is thought to be the home of the best filet-o-fish. This has made a lot of people very unhappy and has been widely regarded as a "bad move."
[name] definitely [does/doesn't] have any life on it. Many have longed to visit ever since it was first spotted in the sky.
We didn't really know before recently that [name] is the most ugly planet in the system. It has been held in high regard ever since.
To the surprise of many, [name] requires you to observe through your telescope in order to be seen. It must be a pretty spot for a vacation.
[name] has been recorded by the Astronomical Society as one of "the seven <adjective>iest planets in the universe" and is considered a sister planet to its nearby companions. It definitely could use some [more/less] atmosphere.
With its pretty appearance, [name]'s first known date of discovery was over [200/1] years ago, due to its [high/low] orbit. It is rumored to be the location of an ancient alien colony. We can never know for sure without visiting it.
As if just going to draw at the sky wasn't enough, [name] had to come around and disturb everything. [name] can not be seen without your eyes, due to it's [shade] color being unmemorable. This is of course all obvious in retrospect.
[name] was not discovered untill the invention of the telescope. Perhaps at some point we'll visit it.
It was absolutely neccesary that [name] can not be seen without your eyes, due to it's [shade] color being unmemorable. The planet itself, of course, doesn't actually care.
As if just going to fly in space to at the sky wasn't enough, [name] had to come around and disturb everything. [name] has been described as looking like "the weirdest cheese in existence". No one knows why everything is the way it is, but many moody people have discussed.
While at the time, no one cared what she had to say about it, the astronomer who discovered this object was very right about it in many respects. For instance, we now know that [name] [does/does not] have an ocean. This has never been more true.
[name] has made us appreciate how tealike our own home planet really is. It is *so* over-rated.
While at the time, no one cared what she had to say about it, the astronomer who discovered this object was very right about it in many respects. For instance, we now know that [name] is [outside/inside] the habitable zone of its parent star and requires you to attempt, and then fail, to eat your telescope in order to be seen.
[name] was not discovered untill the invention of the telescope. This has never been more true.
[name] definitely [does/doesn't] have any life on it and has made us appreciate how awful our own home planet really is.
It was enough of a surprise that it existed in the first place. In fact, [name] was only discovered after the invention of the electric-powered video game. It is rumored to be the location of an ancient alien colony. We can never know for sure without visiting it.
While at the time, everyone loved what he had to say about it, the astronomer who discovered this object wasn't very accurate about it in many respects. For instance, we now know that, contrary to prior belief, [name] isn't as creepy as we were led to believe by Edwin Bubble. Like many other ancient superstitions, the ancient astronomers thought that this planet determined the happenings of their lives in some way.
Upsettingly enough, [name] is at least as blue as a toy. It must be a pretty spot for a vacation.
[name] was discovered only by mistake. It is rumored to be the home of a very magical alien race.
[name] is just disappointing. Many have longed to visit ever since it was first spotted in the sky.
[name] has been recorded by the Astronomical Society as one of "the seven <adjective>iest planets in the universe". Like many other ancient superstitions, the ancient astronomers thought that this planet determined the happenings of their lives in some way.
Not many laymen know this, but [name] looks like a weird potato in space, a *very* weird potato... It is one of the more under-rated things in the solar system, along with canned spaghetti that is shaped like potato.
[name] has made us appreciate how great our own home planet really is. Many have longed to visit ever since it was first spotted in the sky.
Funnily enough, [name] didn't have as much mirrors as the Queen led us to believe. It is *so* over-rated.
[name] has a mesmerizing appearance. Some have likened it to photograph your romantic road. One of those things may have been false, I'll let you figure out which.
We didn't really know before recently that [name] has won the "Prettiest Planet" contest the last five years. It is *so* over-rated.
Unlike many other planets, [name]'s geology represents a point of confusion for many astronomers. It must be a pretty spot for a vacation.
[name] is the [nr.] most massive planet in the system and very nearly won the "Prettiest Planet" contest, just barely loosing to the other one. It is perhaps the most under-rated thing in the entire solar system, right next to ketchup-flavored potato chips and fragile moons.
[name] won't interpret a video game as much as its observers could. That's mostly because it's a planet, and not a living being. One of those things may have been false, I'll let you figure out which.
With great disappointment in how badly the telescope building competition was going, the astronomer who discovered it noticed that [name] isn't very ugly to the eye, on account of its [shade] color. Many have longed to visit ever since it was first spotted in the sky.
Upsettingly enough, [name] is at least as blue as a camera and looks like a weird potato in space, a *very* weird potato...
It is very well understood that [name] is known to have the most [toxic/reasonable] [atmosphere/dirt] of all of the planets. Perhaps at some point we'll visit it.
While at the time, everyone loved what he had to say about it, the astronomer who discovered this object wasn't very accurate about it in many respects. For instance, we now know that, contrary to prior belief, [name] is at least as blue as a car. Many people care, certainly.
[name] requires you to frown at your telescope in order to be seen. Like many other ancient superstitions, the ancient astronomers thought that this planet determined the happenings of their lives in some way.
Funnily enough, [name] is thought to taste almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea. Like many other ancient superstitions, the ancient astronomers thought that this planet determined the happenings of their lives in some way.
[name] requires you to point at your telescope in order to be seen. Yeah, I know, right?
Funnily enough, [name] has made us appreciate how space age our own home planet really is. It is perhaps the most under-rated thing in the entire solar system, right next to ketchup-flavored potato chips and space age trains.
Happily enough, [name] terribly brilliant shade of [shade] is the result of the depressions in its [surface/clouds] and is thought to taste almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea. Many people care, certainly.
With great disappointment in how badly the telescope building competition was going, the astronomer who discovered it noticed that [name] is the [nr.] planet from [starname] and isn't all that great really.
It seemed obvious that [name] is the least respected among the [gas/terrestrial/satellite] planets. It must be a pretty spot for a vacation.
It was absolutely neccesary that [name] is just disappointing. Not very many people seem to care anyways.
[name] is a world the Royal Society is fairly certain the Space Program would find some use for this as an outpost. Like many other ancient superstitions, the ancient astronomers thought that this planet determined the happenings of their lives in some way.
[name] is now known to have [a/no] atmospheric clouds. It is larger than you might expect. Perhaps at some point we'll visit it.
Ironically enough, [name] has a mesmerizing appearance. Some have likened it to draw your awful rocket. Yeah, I know, right?
[name] was discovered only by mistake. Many people care, certainly.
It seemed obvious that [name] was thought to be a star untill recent times. It must be a pretty spot for a vacation.
[name] is not as giant as its discoverer thought it would be. It is *so* over-rated.
[name] didn't have as much sharpie markers as the President led us to believe. This is of course all obvious in retrospect.
We didn't really know before recently that [name] is not as ugly as its discoverer thought it would be. It is rumored to be the location of an ancient alien colony. We can never know for sure without visiting it.
[name] has won the "Prettiest Planet" contest the last five years. This is of course all obvious in retrospect.
[name] isn't as romantic as we were led to believe by Bob Derbil the Science Kerbal. This has never been more true.
In stark contrast to what has been seen before, [name] may [very well/not] be a likely candidate for a life-bearing planet. It definitely could use some [more/less] atmosphere.
Interestingly, [name] was discovered only by mistake. Like many other ancient superstitions, the ancient astronomers thought that this planet determined the happenings of their lives in some way.
[name] looks like a weird potato in space, a *very* weird potato... The planet itself, of course, doesn't actually care.
[name] has a mesmerizing appearance. Some have likened it to photograph your tealike train and is just disappointing. All missions proposed to visit this planet have been cancelled.
[name] has won the "Prettiest Planet" contest the last five years. Perhaps at some point we'll visit it.
[name] can not be seen without your eyes, due to it's [shade] color being unmemorable and won't observe through a building as much as its observers could. That's mostly because it's a planet, and not a living being. It is perhaps the most under-rated thing in the entire solar system, right next to ketchup-flavored potato chips and incredible buildings.
It was absolutely neccesary that [name] requires you to frown at your telescope in order to be seen. It has been held in high regard ever since.
To the surprise of many, [name] was not discovered untill the invention of the telescope. It is rumored to be the home of a very pretty alien race.
[name] is known to have the most [toxic/reasonable] [atmosphere/dirt] of all of the planets. It must be a pretty spot for a vacation.
It was enough of a surprise that it existed in the first place. In fact, [name] is considered a sister planet to its nearby companions. Perhaps at some point we'll visit it.
[name] has won the "Prettiest Planet" contest the last five years. One of those things may have been false, I'll let you figure out which.
Happily enough, [name] was only discovered after the invention of the electric-powered car. The planet itself, of course, doesn't actually care.