Drunken Anon + princess adventures, Discords office

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>Night time at discords office.
>Picking up various bottles you stumble up the stairs back to your office.
>the bright light of your office blinds you as you trip on the last step sending various bottles to the ground
>”Pfffftt hahaha Anonymous fell!”
>Luna loses her sides falling from the chair.
“Yeah yeah laugh it up, lets see you carry all these bottles.”
>Gathering the bottles Celestias magic gathers the bottles you miss moving them to your desk.
“Alright you girls, Lets do this.”
>Pouring pops a bottle open you take a swig
“Ahhh, When was the last time we did this?”
>Celestia pours her self a shot
>”Well, Me and you it was when I accepted Twilight as my student. Luna won't be a problem will she?”
“Why would she? But did you girls really have to start so early?”
>”What do you *hic* mean?”
“You burned down my favorite bar...”
>”Pfffftt haha” Celestia loses it falling over “I did! Maybe the guards shouldn't follow me to the bathroom”
“I don't think that justifys burning my bar down...”
>”You will get over it” Celestia picking her self up before taking her shot.
>Looking over at luna she seems to be in a gigglefit still.
“Should we pick her up?”
>”No no, She will be fine, She needs this” Celestia pouring another shot.
>”Luna open up”
>A quiet 'awww' is heard from the floor as Celestia dumps the shot.
“How many did she have at the bar?”
>”Before or after *hic* burning the bar down?”

“Ok point taken,”
>”Anon” Luna drunkly calls from the floor “I can't get up. Heeeeeeeelp”
“Alright alright,”
>Getting out of your chair you get to lunas hind legs to pick her up.
>Rolling her on her stomach you begin picking her up.
>Your door opens as luna presses her ass into your crotch.
>”Anon” Twilight walking through the door “You still....” Her mouth is hanging open as luna moans
>”Oh Anonymous” Luna moaning under you.
>Twilight screams something about sorry, your not entirely sure.
“That really necessary Luna?”
>She looks back at you with a devilish grin cheeks filled with a blush.
>”Come on Anonymous, a thousand years on the moon made me so lonely.”
>Nope!
>You drop luna like a sack of bricks
“Nope!”
>Taking a seat in your chair you take another swig as you take note of Celestia losing her sides over what just happened.
>Oh... you finished the bottle.

“Celestia! We have a problem! My bottle is empty.”
>”Wha? Already?”
>Celestia's head swinging from side to side.
>Luna manages to pick her self up... for a bit.
>Resting her head on the desk she looks back and forth at Celestia and you
>”get another bottle.”
>”No sister, When anon and me...” Celestia begins to look at Luna.
>Waiting for Celestia to continue both you and Luna take a look at the sun princess who has fallen asleep standing.
“pffft hahah”
>Luna begins giggles before poking her sister causing her to fall.
>Only to cause you and Luna to burst into more laughter and Celestia freaking out.
>”Wha happened? Wher am I? ...hello luuuuuuuna.”
“Morning Princess, you sleep ok?”
>”I-I fell asleep standing again didn't I?”
“Yes in the middle of telling luna our drinking rule.”
>”Oh... where was I?”
“At the beginning.”
>”Well you see....... I'm hungry, time to eat.”
>”Oh Celestia yes!~” Luna cries out “Cereal at home! We require some!”
“Adventure time!”
>You stand up with a hand raised up with a new bottle.
>”Anonymous carry us!” Luna hurled her self across your desk into you.
>Falling to the floor as Luna's weight is pressed into you knocking any air your lungs once held dear into Luna's space mane.
>Celestia begins giggling as you attempt to remove Luna's mane from your mouth.
“Luna get off”
>Eventually you roll her off as she giggles.
>”Carry us!”

>”Just grab her Anonymous”
>Sighing you pick up Luna, Before heading out you shove a few bottles in her hooves.
“hold these, Any guards outside?”
>Celestia shakes her head no as Luna goes “Weeeeee”
“Fuckin really... lets go, Still got some night to burn before passing out.”
>Walking to the elevator Luna smacks her head on the wall as Celestia trips inside.
“You cool?”
>Giggling is the only answer you will get out of these two for now.
>Pressing button you enter the destination you want, Canterlot castle, kitchen.
>The things Discord attempts to recreate from your world.
>The elevator begins shaking side to side before dropping down .
>Eventually the evelvator stops all movement making a 'ding' noting its time to get the hell out that box.
>Doors open to four guards looking at you carrying Princess Luna over your shoulder and Princess Celestia still floored giggling.
>Oh neat the floating spears again.
“The fuck y’all looking at? Move outta the way before I bitch slap your asses with Luna.”

>Eventually the guards put down their spears backing away from the elevator.
>Celestia is still giggling on the floor.
“Hey, Can you get up? I cant exactly carry you, Remember last time?”
>Celestia gathers her self still giggling before taking a bottle from Luna's hooves.
“I got a long way to go to reach your levels of gone, Come on sunbutt.”
>You don't see it as you walk off but Celestia puffs her cheeks out as she walks behind you.
“You cool up there Luna?”
>”Mmhmm, this is so fun! Why did you wait so long sister to take us drinking?!”
>Celestia doesn't respond as you round the corner into the small kitchen for royalty.
>Right into Princess Cadance.
>”Hello Anony.... Are you carrying Princess Luna?”
“No this is my walking talking drink holder, Walking talking drink holder say hello”
>”We...do not feel very good.”
“uh oh...”
>Rushing to the sink you place her face first in it helping her stand.
>As she begins to dry heave and eventually hurl you start talking to Cadance.
“So, Hope you don't mind. They burned my favorite bar down and came running to discords office.”
>You already know her answer. She doesn't have tell you. You heard it the first time she caught you and Celestia drinking.
>Her glare says it all.
>”So where is Celestia...”
“Hm?”
>Taking a look shes got a point.
“Not sure, But I'm not sure if Luna has ever been this drunk before so, Think I would rather hold her up.... any chance you wanna join us for drinking?”
>”No thanks... I'm going to bed.”

“Night cupcake”
>As Cadance walks out of the room she looks back with her horn glowing as Luna's mane attacks your lung's again.
>When you finally get her space mane out of your face you notice Luna is done throwing up.
>Running the water you wash everything down the best you can.
“Can you stand?”
>Her head barely nods, Letting go her hind legs drops slowly as her heads still up on the counter now.
“Close enough.”
>Heading to the cupboard you grab a glass out.
>Filling it with water you coax Luna to take a drink.
“You still want Cereal?”
>Another nod.