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- >Day DICKS in Equestria
- >Oh hell, here we go again
- >You recognize that voice, since it -has- been narrating just about every god damn adventure you've had here
- "Will you shut the fuck up please?" you say questioning why you were looking at your ceiling
- >You weren't even looking at the ceiling, the fuck?
- "Yes I was you dumb prick, now quiet so I can listen for you-know-who"
- >You know exactly who you were talking about
- >Groaning you plant your fat ass next to the door
- "Excuse me? Fat?"
- >Deal with it sperm whale
- >You're about to open your food processor when you hear a knock at the door
- >Answering it you find that sweet little pegasus whose ass you would just love to take for a ride
- >Her face suddenly contorts to confusion
- >She also makes an eep noise
- >"Umm.. Anon?"
- >You're still giving her a deadpan look as you secretly think of all the positions her body could handle
- >Blushing a little she starts mumbling
- "Sorry about that Fluttershy, you're going to have to speak up."
- >"Oh... umm... okay uhh, I don't really have an ass per se, but if I found one that would let you ride him would that be your fetish?"
- >You take a moment before slapping your vat of pudding for a face, noting the jiggles, and responding
- "No Fluttershy it would not, and for the love of fuck stop giving her ideas." you bellow out with cheeks of lard flapping from the force of your noxious breath
- >You're really annoyed, so annoyed in fact you're almost forgetting that you'd want to rut Fluttershy in Town Hall this afternoon
- >You're about to correct Fluttershy, but she's already gone
- >Dragging your 2 ton ass to bed you scream into your pillow before clocking out for the day
- >Fucking Narrators
- >Fucking fat wimpy Anons
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