Asikar Kopele

[B]>Be the eloquent philanthropist.[/B]

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[color=#7E7E7E]Pfft, boy, somebody's got ya believin' that pile of musclebeast shat?[/color]

[B]>Be the scummy bastard, then?[/B]

[color=#7E7E7E]Blunt, but oh so sweetly true.[/color]

Yep, you are now Asikar Kopele, the scummiest rich shitstain that ever walked Alternia, and you're damned proud of it, and at the age of only seven and a half sweeps to boot!

You should talk about yourself more, because you'll be damned if talking about yourself isn't fun. You do have INTERESTS. Like swindling, hustling, and cheating people, among various other things. SCAMMING people is your thing. You've gotten pretty good at it if you don't say so yourself, and the proof is in the caegars. You are just freakin' rollin in these babies.

Not to say that you don't have OTHER interests- one such interest being in HIGH STAKES gambling. And by high stakes, you do not mean that you put a lot of money in, that is simply a fool's gambit and a statistical scam (which you exploit, of course). No, you mean games like ALTERNIAN ROULETTE, or something of the sort, but you can always enjoy a good game of Strip Poker. Another one of your interests is in SMOKING, which you know very well kills you, but what is life living for if not for the moment? The taste of the smoke in your mouth is just so enchanting to you, somehow.

As a less DIRTY interest, you enjoy a good DETECTIVE NOVEL, or even a nice, classic black-and white FILM NOIR. Those are some wise guys you can really RESPECT and ADMIRE. Plus, you can relate to the lack of color- you never being one to care for color or the hemospectrum at all, rather just using and abusing it to fit your needs. Of course, you'll pretend to care for it as a grim loyalty, and claim anonymity in your text is simply because you don't want to be judged upon class, but really, it's because you're a MUTANT BLOOD. That's right, your blood is candy, sugar-pop red. Hiding it isn't all that hard to you, and only one troll has ever seen the blood fall from you- leaving you with a scar across your face. However, you left him without a head, so it was a fair trade, and you are lucky that no one was around to see your bright red mutanty mutant blood.

For a Fetch Modus, you use the SMOKE PUFF MODUS, which requires you to blow a puff of smoke into the Modus in the shape of the item you want. Of course, you capthcalogue other items into your INCREDIBLY CONVENIENT Wallet Modus, which any respectable classy troll would undoubtedly have, but sometimes ya gotta enjoy the little things. For a weapon, you use the vndngmchnKind and the strtsignKind. You are highly aware of how silly these are, but you can't deny yourself such a great set of weapons. You're actually pretty strong(though not quite STRONG), as well as sturdy, so both of these weapons take little effort from you- the Vending Machine being your heavy hitter, and your street lamp being your faster whacking stick.

Your chumhandle is [color=#7E7E7E]affluentOpportunist[/color], and [color=#7E7E7E]ya talk with a bit of slangy diction and a superb lack of a flowery quirk, if'n ya understand.[/color]