crude google translation

"When God created a woman, he worked until the late sixth day." He passed by an angel and asked:
- Why do you devote so much time to this work?
And the Lord answered:
- Have you noticed all the details that I need to take into account to shape it? It must be washable, though not made of plastic, have more than 200 moving parts to be exchangeable and must function on all types of food; must be able to embrace several children at once, hug to heal what is healed - from a broken knee to a broken heart, and all this must be done with only two hands.
The angel was impressed.
- Only with two hands ... impossible! And this is the standard model ?! It's too much work for one day ... You'll finish tomorrow.
- I will not wait until tomorrow - said the Lord - I am so close to finishing this work. It will be the nicest thing for my heart. She cures herself when she gets sick and can work 18 hours a day.
The angel came closer and touched the woman.
- But you made her so soft, Lord.
"It's soft," said the Lord, "but I also made her strong. You can not even imagine what he can bear and how much to overcome.
- Can she think? Asked the angel.
The Lord replied:
- She can not only think, but can convince and negotiate.
The angel touched the woman's cheek ...
- Lord, it seems that this work is leaking! You have put loads on too much.
- She does not leak ... It's a tear - Mr. Angel corrected.
- Tear? What's this? Asked the angel.
The Lord replied:
- Tears are her way of expressing sadness, doubts, love, loneliness, suffering and pride.
It made a big impression on the Angel.
- Lord, you are a genius. You thought about everything. The woman is really wonderful!
- It is indeed! The woman has the strength that will amaze a man. She can deal with troubles and carry heavy burden. He has happiness, love and convictions in himself. He smiles when she wants to scream. She sings when she wants to cry, cries when she is happy and laughs when she is afraid. He fights for what he believes in. He is opposed to injustice. Do not accept "no" as the answer when he sees a better solution. She does her best to make her family go well. He takes his friend to the doctor when he is worried about her. Her love is unconditional. She is crying when her children are successful. She is happy when it comes to her friends. He is happy when he hears about birth or wedding. Her heart hurts when a family member dies or a close friend dies. But he finds the strength to live on. He knows that kissing and hugging can heal a broken heart. It has only one drawback ...
FORGET AWAY AS WORTH ... "