dota sucks pasta

Dota 2 is shit and I'll tell you why

1. The map is huge and it takes years to get anything done. Thats why games last a minimum of 40 minutes.

2. Awful character design.

3. Losing gold on death. Where is the fucking logic in this?

4. Awful balance.

5. Russian, Mexican, and Brazillian infestation on the NA servers.

6. 5-10 Minute queue times for the most popular mode. Dead as fuck.

7. Have to abuse bugs to jungle with RNG neutrals

8. Same 20 picks every tourney for a year.

9. Shit esports scene.

10. Most of the cosmetics look no different than the original model to maintain the nonexistant lore.

11. $35 for brighter fire animations

12. Patches create more bugs than they fix with the scrap content they release.

13. Two roles in total.

14. 3 year beta with no ladder or ranking system besides "normal, high, very high". 2hardcore4me dotards.

15. Half the game is straight up RNG. (Luck Assassin, Luck Knight, Faceless Luck, Luck Lancer, Luck King etc etc)

16. Tower targetting is coded by a literal monkey.

17. The game is older than most people that play it.

18. Chat bans when there is a mute function.

19. No good streamers. 5,000 viewers max with no tourneys.

20. Delayed turn rate aka high ping simulator

21. Worst matchmaking of any team game ever.

22. Huge and useless HUD covering up important vision.

23. Use 2 spells run out of mana

24. 4 second aoe stuns on every hero so much skill

25. Valve has 0 communication with playerbase

26. Runs on an engine designed for FPS games

27. Good portion of strats rely on bug abuse.

28. Losing to League in every part of the world except Sweden (mostly gays and lesbians there anyway)

29. Community doesn't even know who runs the game

30. Brag about having denies, only 10-20 denies max in hour long games.

Could your game possibly be any more dead dotards?