Shithouse

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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Hey, how was the beach?

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- You talking to me?
- Huh?

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Yeah.

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Oh, shit, I thought you were on
the phone.

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What, what did you say?

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I was just asking if you had
fun at the beach.

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Oh! Yeah, um, it was fun. A
whole water polo team was there,

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Everyone got fucked up.

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Captains got fucked up.

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I, uh... sun fucked
me in the ass.

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Just like, shoulder's are
burned to shit.

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But, yeah.
It was lit.

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There was this, uhh.
There was this girl at the beach.

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- Right?
- Yeah.

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She had these massive fuckin'
colossal...

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hands.

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- Get it?
- Yeah, it's funny.

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Yeah, 'cause-my hands are like,
near my chest.

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Yeah, I know, I thought you were
gonna say "boobs".

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Right?

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You think that's funny,
though, right?

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Like, like you
could see that on stage?

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Like, people laughing in the
audience and stuff?

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Yeah.

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Yeah. I know, I think it
could get some laughs.

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Yeah. Sweet. Good.

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I was, I was just thinking about,
like, doing, like stand-up comedy.

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You know?

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I mean, we're in L.A., so...

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- Definitely.
- Yeah, I mean...

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I aint fuckin' water
polo after college.

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Right?

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Yeah, that's also true.

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Yup.

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Do you know if there are any
parties tonight?

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Ugh... there, umm...

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Yeah, yeah. Shithouse
is having a party.

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- Like, the house is called "Shithouse"?
- Mmmhmm.

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Are any other, are any other houses having a party?

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- Is there what?
- Are any other houses having anything?

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No, no man. It's just-no,
it's just Shithouse.

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Uhh, it's kinda far, but my
buddy Seb said it's gonna be...

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fire. So...

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- Fire.
- Huh?

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Hmm?

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What did you, what did you...
Did you say something?

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Oh, my God.

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Why is it so cold?

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Fuck!

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Sam?

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Hi, you're in RA, right?

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- You get locked out?
- Yeah, sorry.

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No worries.
Where's your room?

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This way.

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Did you just do laundry?

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Yeah, you just take a shower?

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- Yeah, it's this one.
- Okay.

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Thank you so much.

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I'm really sorry.

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When I check
my bunk, I realize...

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Yeah, Mom.

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That was mean.

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You love leaves.

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Oh, no no no. I didn't mean to
make you... don't worry.

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Don't worry, she's fine.

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It's just a particularly rough
week.

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Still, I can't believe we
didn't get

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to hug you on your fucking
birthday.

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I know.

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<i>She's so sweet.</i>

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I think she's just missing her
buddy.

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Okay, I think is going to be
Scotland's guy

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for me. I'm going to do this.

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Hello everyone in my room,

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who is ready to leave?

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Jack, drink. Drink it.

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Dude, I just went.

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You all are getting ready for
the party here?

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What the fuck you say?

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I just asked if you all are
getting ready for the party.

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Looks like you're all getting
ready.

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Yeah.

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I'm just calling the
Uber, are you coming?

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I'm not sure yet.

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I'm not sure yet.

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Have you been at Shit House
before?

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Yeah, like 90 times.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Oh, shit.

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Yes, dude. Yes.

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Oh! I love college so much!

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Yeah, it's great.

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Yeah dude, it's fucking hella
pussy bro.

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Hella vagina, bro, in my fucking
face, bro.

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My. Fuck.

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Oh my God dude.

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Are you okay?

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Yeah bro. Shit, dude, fuck.

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I should not drink
anymore fuck, oh fuck.

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But that's that life man,

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he said what the fuck.

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Are you going to
throw up right now?

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No, it's okay. It's okay,

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I'm good. I'm good.
Thanks, man.

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I'm gonna close the door for
you buddy.

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Having fun in Shithouse?

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What? No, it's really shitty
here.

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I don't know what you're
talking about dude.

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Did you steal that bottle of
wine from the party?

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Oh, no, I brought this from
home.

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I like having something heavy in
my hands to hold at a party.

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Yeah, I get that.

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I feel like, that it's just
like too dinky when

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you hold it. You know what I
mean?

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Yeah, it's too dinky.

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Hey, I like your shirt.
I like your shirt.

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Which one? I'm wearing two.

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Oh, I have to see the one
underneath.

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So I should just
take this one off?

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I don't know,

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if you feel comfortable,
why now, yeah.

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I feel comfortable.

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Okay.

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Scott from STAT wants to fuck
you too.

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Sofia just talked to him, okay?

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So operation fuck Scott is in
full swing, all right?

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You're going to go get that
dick. It's operation covert.

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Hi.

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You want to play a game?

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Alex, what's yours?

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Huh?

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What's up?

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- I said you want to play a game.
- Oh, a game!

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Yeah, what's the game?

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It's called, spin the bottle.

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Have you heard of it?

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Yeah.

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Okay, I'll go first.

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Oh right here? Okay. How's it
going to go.

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Look at that.

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Ouch.

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- You're trouble, aren't you?
- Trouble?

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Wait, sorry. What's your name?

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Georgia.

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Okay, Georgia. I'm going to
move really quickly.

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Georgia, I'm from Texas.

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You're not from Georgia?

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Yeah. No, I was in.

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I'm not from Texas.

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That's okay.

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Let's get in the bed.

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Okay. Yeah. I'm just really
quickly,

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I was going to go check on my
backpack outside.

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You brought a backpack to
the party?

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Yeah. No, maybe I didn't,

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but I just want to go check to
make sure

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that I didn't bring it.

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Oh and he misses.

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Whoo!

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And he makes.

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And he makes.

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I am the basket.

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Hey, Sweetie.

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Sorry. Did I wake you up?

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No, I'm up. just had a party.
You okay?

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Yeah. I'm, yeah.

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I'm just having a little
trouble falling asleep,

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because I think I have like a
cold.

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Shit, I'm so sorry.

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Yeah, thanks. It's okay.

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Are you taking something? You
should be taking stuff.

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Well, I was going to go to the
CVS by campus,

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the 24-hour one, and I was
going to

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get some Claritin, but-

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No, sweetie, not Claritin.

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I always say don't take
Claritin

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because it doesn't do anything
for you.

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You need to take Allegra.

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Oh, right. Yes.

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You need Allegra for the
decongestant,

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but actually you should take
Benadril at night.

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Do that for like three days and
that should clear up.

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Okay. Perfect. Okay. Awesome.
Oh, I'm going to go walk over to the CVS.

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Honey, why don't you see if
Josh could give you a ride,

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you probably shouldn't be
walking around. You should rest.

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Yeah. Maybe I'll check with him.

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Okay.

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You okay?

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Yeah. I'm just not feeling
well and it's super frustrating.

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But I'm going to go ask Josh if
he can take me to the CVS.

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So I got to go.

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<i>Okay, bye sweet boy.</i>

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Okay. Goodnight, I love you.

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<i>I love you.</i>

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I love you too. Okay, bye.

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Oh, no. No wait.
No wait. No wait.

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Can you leave and don't tell
anybody about this.

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Okay.

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And I'm going to
be going through a rough patch.

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Little third grade Brade Duper,
walks over to little third grade-

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There we are. Knock knock,
Who's there?

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It's me and fucking drunk.

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Are you okay?

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No.

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Sam, you okay?

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No, I'm fine. I'm fine,

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I'm not going to throw up. I'm
not going to fucking.

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You're going to throw-.

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No, I'm not going to throw up,

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shut the fuck up.

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Shut, the fuck, up.

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You suck, you suck, you suck.

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Get it? Got it? Get it?

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Jerry Seinfeld thinks you suck.

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I think you suck.

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What's the deal with shitty
roommates?

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It's never a good one, there's
never,

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there's never a good one.
Bitch, bitch, bitch.

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Oh, but I don't want a roommate.

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But I don't want a-

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I fucking hate you.

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Do you want me
to get you some water?

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No. Yeah. I got water.

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That's a huge bottle of vodka.

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No, it's fucking water.

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You're about to drink vodka
right now.

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Just.

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Get hugs from Mom and Jess.

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Why is God so hard?

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I feel like I'm just, like...
Floating and nobody like.

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What?

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Sam?

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Fuck.

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- Sam, Sam, you're shitting yourself.
- Hmm?

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Sam, I think you might still be shitting.
Are you pooping right now.

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No. No, I didn't.

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Yeah, you 100 percent did.
Let's get you up. Okay?

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Oh, shit.

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We're going to go to the shower,
okay? And get your pants off.

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No, these are my good pants.

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These are your what?

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These are my good pants.

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I know they are your good pants
but you pooped in them.

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We need to at least get up and
go in the shower.

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No, I didn't do nothing.

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Sam, we need to get up.

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I didn't do nothing.

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You dropped a
deuce in our room, man.

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I didn't shit.

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Okay. Ow. Don't-

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Am I not allowed to sleep here?

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Right now you can. Did you get
kicked out of your room?

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Yeah. Yeah. Did you?

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Oh, no. R. E.'s get singles?

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Just I didn't have anything
else to eat,

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so I had an energy bar earlier
so I just can't sleep.

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00:18:06,917 --> 00:18:08,652
What was on your shirt?

259
00:18:08,752 --> 00:18:13,157
Oh, I actually have it on still.

260
00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:21,700
It just says, It says "The time
is now" on it. Nothing special.

261
00:18:21,799 --> 00:18:23,534
Cool.

262
00:18:24,635 --> 00:18:27,271
How is your operation?

263
00:18:27,305 --> 00:18:30,509
Operation fucks got from stat.

264
00:18:30,608 --> 00:18:35,846
Oh, God. It was like a fails
operation. Nothing happens.

265
00:18:35,946 --> 00:18:40,617
- No?
- Nothing special.

266
00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:42,586
You really going to have to go to
sleep and I really keeping you up?

267
00:18:42,619 --> 00:18:46,324
Oh, no. I wasn't sleeping. I'm
not tired.

268
00:18:46,357 --> 00:18:46,959
Okay.

269
00:18:46,991 --> 00:18:48,259
I'm not tired at all.

270
00:18:48,292 --> 00:18:50,928
Do you want to,
like go hang out?

271
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:55,100
Yeah. Yeah, I'd love to.

272
00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:58,669
Yeah. What do you want to do?

273
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:00,171
Like where

274
00:19:00,271 --> 00:19:03,207
I was thinking we could go to
the Grand Canyon.

275
00:19:03,307 --> 00:19:08,814
The Grand Canyon?
Do you have a car?

276
00:19:08,846 --> 00:19:10,748
What? I'm talking about

277
00:19:10,781 --> 00:19:14,351
going in my room and hanging
out there instead of here.

278
00:19:14,385 --> 00:19:15,586
Oh.

279
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:20,859
Like to kiss and have sex?

280
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:23,362
Oh.

281
00:19:24,095 --> 00:19:26,163
Is that what you're asking?

282
00:19:26,196 --> 00:19:28,933
I guess so.

283
00:19:29,134 --> 00:19:32,371
Do you even know my name?

284
00:19:34,105 --> 00:19:36,842
What's your name?

285
00:19:37,107 --> 00:19:39,411
I'm not going to just tell you.

286
00:19:39,510 --> 00:19:42,614
Why? I'll tell you my name.

287
00:19:42,713 --> 00:19:44,348
I know your name.

288
00:19:44,382 --> 00:19:45,583
It's Maggie Hill.

289
00:19:45,682 --> 00:19:47,919
You've been my RA for like six
months now.

290
00:19:48,019 --> 00:19:49,855
Why are you making me feel bad?

291
00:19:49,887 --> 00:19:51,188
Because you should feel bad.

292
00:19:51,222 --> 00:19:53,758
Okay. Well, I do feel bad.

293
00:19:53,857 --> 00:19:55,460
What's your name?

294
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:56,461
Get out of here.

295
00:19:56,493 --> 00:19:59,964
Get out of here?
That's a weird name.

296
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,368
It's Alex.

297
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:07,939
Okay, Alex.

298
00:20:08,038 --> 00:20:11,009
I'm sorry that I didn't know or
ask.

299
00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:12,543
Why? Don't be sorry.

300
00:20:12,576 --> 00:20:14,546
I'm not.

301
00:20:14,578 --> 00:20:18,317
I do want you to come to my
room, though.

302
00:20:29,527 --> 00:20:32,264
You can put your stuff down if
you want.

303
00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:39,270
Yeah. Just put it down right
here?

304
00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:48,714
I just ruined your room by
doing that.

305
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:55,987
Is it always this clean or is
this just a Friday thing?

306
00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:57,455
It's always this clean.

307
00:20:58,756 --> 00:21:05,830
I don't think I've made my bed
in like ever, probably.

308
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,267
I recommend it.

309
00:21:12,703 --> 00:21:14,839
Can I have some of this wine
that's here?

310
00:21:15,073 --> 00:21:17,342
Oh, yeah, I know. You can just have
all of it. I have, like a ton of it.

311
00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:18,942
Well, there's a ton in here,

312
00:21:18,976 --> 00:21:20,045
but I will have all of it, but.

313
00:21:20,278 --> 00:21:22,247
Just have as much as you want.

314
00:21:22,279 --> 00:21:23,382
Cheers.

315
00:21:30,788 --> 00:21:32,456
It's good.

316
00:21:34,791 --> 00:21:36,260
Are you 21?

317
00:21:36,294 --> 00:21:37,995
No, I have a fake ID.

318
00:21:38,095 --> 00:21:39,931
I'm 19, but I just can get it.

319
00:21:39,963 --> 00:21:45,971
I'm 19 too. Just had my
birthday a couple of weeks ago.

320
00:21:46,837 --> 00:21:50,274
Cool. Happy belated birthday.

321
00:21:50,307 --> 00:21:55,445
Thank you. Thanks.

322
00:21:55,479 --> 00:21:57,148
Here you go. Do you want some?

323
00:21:57,181 --> 00:21:58,750
Thanks.

324
00:22:02,319 --> 00:22:05,289
How do you get a fake ID?

325
00:22:05,323 --> 00:22:08,492
It's a really complicated
process that I

326
00:22:08,526 --> 00:22:12,163
feel like we should talk about
another time.

327
00:22:12,195 --> 00:22:14,398
Okay.

328
00:22:15,532 --> 00:22:17,701
Do you want to take your hoodie
off?

329
00:22:17,736 --> 00:22:20,839
Yeah. Yes, I do.

330
00:22:28,913 --> 00:22:29,714
Come here.

331
00:23:12,423 --> 00:23:13,758
Take your pants off.

332
00:23:13,857 --> 00:23:15,594
- Take my pants off?
- Take your pants off.

333
00:23:15,626 --> 00:23:16,161
Okay.

334
00:23:24,268 --> 00:23:25,836
A lot of things
happen I didn't want to.

335
00:23:37,515 --> 00:23:38,917
Take your shirt off too.

336
00:23:38,950 --> 00:23:39,683
Okay.

337
00:24:26,463 --> 00:24:27,566
Is this okay?

338
00:24:34,471 --> 00:24:37,074
What do you like?

339
00:24:37,173 --> 00:24:39,243
Just play the quiet game, okay?

340
00:24:40,310 --> 00:24:41,045
Okay.

341
00:24:58,262 --> 00:25:00,264
- Can I get back on top?
- Sure.

342
00:25:16,780 --> 00:25:18,883
I think all the blood
is my brain.

343
00:25:18,982 --> 00:25:23,221
Okay, that's fine. That's okay,
lay down.

344
00:25:26,557 --> 00:25:28,526
Do you want your clothes?

345
00:25:28,558 --> 00:25:30,094
- Yeah.
- Okay.

346
00:25:30,126 --> 00:25:32,129
Here's your shirt.

347
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:45,410
I'm really sorry.

348
00:25:45,509 --> 00:25:48,313
No, don't be. It's okay.

349
00:25:52,849 --> 00:25:56,620
Can you do the wrapper too?

350
00:25:59,324 --> 00:26:01,392
Thanks for being so nice.

351
00:26:01,424 --> 00:26:03,294
Yeah.

352
00:26:04,261 --> 00:26:09,099
My room is like 100 feet away
from your room.

353
00:26:09,133 --> 00:26:13,238
I'm going to skedaddle.

354
00:26:13,337 --> 00:26:16,774
You don't have to. I'm going to
be awake if you want to hang out.

355
00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:19,176
I was going to stay up and
drink wine.

356
00:26:19,210 --> 00:26:21,346
I'm just saying you don't have
to leave right now.

357
00:26:21,546 --> 00:26:23,314
I'm going to be awake.

358
00:26:23,414 --> 00:26:24,615
Are you sure?

359
00:26:24,647 --> 00:26:26,650
Yeah. I would feel weird if I
drink alone,

360
00:26:26,750 --> 00:26:27,817
but I feel like it could help
me sleep,

361
00:26:27,917 --> 00:26:29,653
so I was thinking that could be
good but

362
00:26:29,753 --> 00:26:32,589
also go. I feel like you were
trying to go.

363
00:26:32,690 --> 00:26:37,761
No, I wasn't. I thought it's because
I didn't, I would love to stay.

364
00:26:37,795 --> 00:26:39,197
Okay. You don't have to.

365
00:26:39,297 --> 00:26:41,566
No, I'd really like to.

366
00:26:41,598 --> 00:26:42,832
Okay.

367
00:26:42,866 --> 00:26:45,368
I can Venmo you by the way, I
will Venmo you.

368
00:26:45,603 --> 00:26:48,305
No, it's fine. This is $5 at
Target.

369
00:26:48,405 --> 00:26:49,440
You have a car?

370
00:26:49,472 --> 00:26:51,509
No, I walk there.

371
00:26:51,608 --> 00:26:56,780
I don't have a car either.
Kinda sucks, right?

372
00:26:56,814 --> 00:26:59,383
I like walking, but yeah, in
general,

373
00:26:59,583 --> 00:27:00,851
you want to make a friend with
a car.

374
00:27:00,951 --> 00:27:04,855
Yeah. None of
my friends have cars.

375
00:27:11,662 --> 00:27:13,298
So you're a sophomore, right?

376
00:27:13,330 --> 00:27:15,634
Yeah.

377
00:27:17,567 --> 00:27:23,641
Did you, did you have a tough
first year?

378
00:27:23,674 --> 00:27:27,478
What do you mean, like
adjusting?

379
00:27:27,510 --> 00:27:30,414
Yeah. In general.

380
00:27:31,315 --> 00:27:34,818
I don't know. Not really, why?

381
00:27:37,020 --> 00:27:38,956
I am.

382
00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:43,794
Yeah. I mean, I think everybody
struggles at first.

383
00:27:43,827 --> 00:27:47,330
Yeah, I'm struggling now.

384
00:27:47,365 --> 00:27:50,233
What's going on?

385
00:27:50,334 --> 00:27:51,402
Can I tell you a secret?

386
00:27:51,501 --> 00:27:52,336
Sure.

387
00:27:52,369 --> 00:27:54,471
I have zero friends.

388
00:27:54,704 --> 00:27:56,707
You just said you have friends.

389
00:27:56,807 --> 00:27:58,041
You said your friends don't
have cars.

390
00:27:58,142 --> 00:28:00,878
They don't have cars' cause
they're not real.

391
00:28:00,978 --> 00:28:02,880
You don't have zero friends.

392
00:28:02,980 --> 00:28:05,450
I definitely have zero friends.

393
00:28:05,982 --> 00:28:09,185
Like, you could say my roommate,

394
00:28:09,220 --> 00:28:10,453
Sam is a friend,

395
00:28:10,688 --> 00:28:15,293
but we hate each other and
aren't friends.

396
00:28:15,393 --> 00:28:17,461
Who do you hang out with?

397
00:28:19,262 --> 00:28:22,699
Timothy from the marketplace, I
hang out with.

398
00:28:22,732 --> 00:28:24,268
Like, thirty seconds a day.

399
00:28:24,468 --> 00:28:27,504
And, to be honest, I hang out
with my stuffed animal from

400
00:28:27,538 --> 00:28:30,708
home a lot. I talk to him.

401
00:28:30,740 --> 00:28:33,711
That's not true. I don't talk
to him.

402
00:28:33,743 --> 00:28:35,879
I more of just like spent a lot
of time in

403
00:28:35,913 --> 00:28:39,750
my room and my stuffed animals
in the room.

404
00:28:39,849 --> 00:28:43,487
I'm exaggerating.

405
00:28:44,756 --> 00:28:46,891
I have friends,

406
00:28:46,923 --> 00:28:49,326
but are those two of my closest
friends

407
00:28:49,426 --> 00:28:52,496
at college 100 percent.

408
00:28:57,167 --> 00:29:01,705
But it's okay because Timothy
is fucking awesome.

409
00:29:01,739 --> 00:29:02,940
I really like Timothy a lot.

410
00:29:03,039 --> 00:29:04,576
He's the warmest guy of all
time.

411
00:29:04,608 --> 00:29:06,510
He makes me feel so good every
day.

412
00:29:06,743 --> 00:29:08,711
He makes my skin feels good
when he talks.

413
00:29:08,746 --> 00:29:09,580
- I know what you mean.
- Yeah.

414
00:29:09,613 --> 00:29:10,480
Yeah.

415
00:29:10,580 --> 00:29:11,514
Also devastatingly good-looking.

416
00:29:11,714 --> 00:29:12,448
That's part of it.

417
00:29:12,549 --> 00:29:14,617
Yeah. For sure.

418
00:29:14,719 --> 00:29:17,188
Take this back.

419
00:29:21,025 --> 00:29:24,528
My turtle died today.

420
00:29:25,095 --> 00:29:28,598
Is that was supposed to be in
that tank on your desk?

421
00:29:28,632 --> 00:29:30,268
Mmhmm.

422
00:29:33,470 --> 00:29:37,375
I'm really sorry. That sucks.

423
00:29:37,474 --> 00:29:39,209
Thanks.

424
00:29:44,214 --> 00:29:47,250
I thought turtles were supposed
to like live forever.

425
00:29:47,284 --> 00:29:51,188
I did also and they don't, they
just die.

426
00:29:51,288 --> 00:29:53,223
What happened?

427
00:29:53,324 --> 00:29:55,459
I don't really know.

428
00:29:55,558 --> 00:30:01,465
He hadn't been eating so I
think he was sick or something

429
00:30:01,499 --> 00:30:03,934
and then he got stuck when I

430
00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:06,571
wasn't here maybe or when
swimming,

431
00:30:06,604 --> 00:30:12,143
was weak and drowned. I don't
know what happened.

432
00:30:13,309 --> 00:30:17,313
So, you've had, like a really
sad day.

433
00:30:17,748 --> 00:30:22,353
Yeah, I mean, whatever is just
a turtle.

434
00:30:22,385 --> 00:30:25,923
Yeah, he was my buddy.

435
00:30:27,790 --> 00:30:30,560
What was his name?

436
00:30:30,661 --> 00:30:31,895
Pete.

437
00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:34,031
That's a really good name for a
turtle.

438
00:30:34,131 --> 00:30:37,535
Thank you. It means rock, the
name Pete.

439
00:30:37,634 --> 00:30:39,269
Rock?

440
00:30:39,804 --> 00:30:40,905
Yes.

441
00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:42,640
That was pretty fitting?

442
00:30:42,673 --> 00:30:44,541
Yeah.

443
00:30:45,643 --> 00:30:48,512
Like he was a rock in life?

444
00:30:48,546 --> 00:30:49,814
Mmhmm.

445
00:30:49,846 --> 00:30:52,083
He held down the fort.

446
00:31:00,891 --> 00:31:02,727
I wish I could have met him.

447
00:31:02,826 --> 00:31:04,228
You know what? Same. I feel

448
00:31:04,327 --> 00:31:06,931
- like you guys that have really hit it off.
- Really?

449
00:31:07,030 --> 00:31:12,102
Yeah. He was
really sensitive also.

450
00:31:15,204 --> 00:31:17,708
What did you do with the body?

451
00:31:17,741 --> 00:31:19,943
Sorry, that's inconsiderate to
ask.

452
00:31:20,044 --> 00:31:22,846
I threw him away.

453
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,116
You what?

454
00:31:25,516 --> 00:31:30,488
I threw him in the dumpster in
the back of.

455
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:31,888
I can't tell if you're being
serious right now.

456
00:31:31,922 --> 00:31:32,855
What do you mean?

457
00:31:32,890 --> 00:31:34,658
You threw him away?

458
00:31:34,857 --> 00:31:36,793
Yeah. What else did I have done?

459
00:31:36,894 --> 00:31:39,962
You threw Pete away in the
dumpster?

460
00:31:40,063 --> 00:31:45,969
The Pete who you-your rock in
life, Pete?

461
00:31:46,068 --> 00:31:48,038
Yeah, I put him in a shoe box.

462
00:31:48,071 --> 00:31:51,274
Oh my God, that doesn't make it
any better. What?

463
00:31:51,307 --> 00:31:52,943
Okay.

464
00:31:53,576 --> 00:31:55,913
Didn't you want to bury him?

465
00:31:55,945 --> 00:31:57,414
Okay, you need to calm down.

466
00:31:57,515 --> 00:32:00,751
You can't just throw him away
in a dumpster,

467
00:32:00,784 --> 00:32:02,520
you can just get rid of him.

468
00:32:02,619 --> 00:32:03,987
What?

469
00:32:04,087 --> 00:32:05,423
You're never going to know
where his little body ends up.

470
00:32:05,455 --> 00:32:07,190
I don't want to know where his
little body ends up.

471
00:32:07,290 --> 00:32:08,326
Why?

472
00:32:08,425 --> 00:32:09,926
Because he's dead, what?

473
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,363
Oh my God, you're a monster.

474
00:32:12,462 --> 00:32:14,531
I'm not a monster.

475
00:32:14,632 --> 00:32:16,933
Okay, you're not a monster.

476
00:32:16,967 --> 00:32:22,774
But I feel like we should, we
should...

477
00:32:22,807 --> 00:32:24,142
But did you put him in the
dumpster today?

478
00:32:24,174 --> 00:32:25,742
Mmhmm.

479
00:32:25,776 --> 00:32:26,710
Because it's like ice water?

480
00:32:26,910 --> 00:32:28,746
Yeah, and it's in your fucking
face.

481
00:32:28,778 --> 00:32:29,613
Yeah.

482
00:32:29,712 --> 00:32:30,815
I've thought about just not

483
00:32:30,914 --> 00:32:32,148
showering for the rest of my
time here.

484
00:32:32,182 --> 00:32:33,951
Oh my God, no. You're going to
get used to it.

485
00:32:33,984 --> 00:32:35,685
You've actually
gotten used to it?

486
00:32:35,786 --> 00:32:37,120
No, I feel like I've gotten
used to

487
00:32:37,153 --> 00:32:38,789
the fact that I'm not going to
get used to it.

488
00:32:38,823 --> 00:32:39,657
You know what I mean?

489
00:32:39,757 --> 00:32:40,758
Mmhmm.

490
00:32:40,958 --> 00:32:41,825
I don't know. I've been
exercising though,

491
00:32:42,058 --> 00:32:43,192
and I feel like that really
helps

492
00:32:43,292 --> 00:32:45,161
with the shower. Have you ever
tried that?

493
00:32:45,195 --> 00:32:46,798
No.

494
00:32:46,897 --> 00:32:49,265
Like, I don't know. I just go, I do the
elliptical thing and it's like really easy.

495
00:32:49,299 --> 00:32:51,034
I just go to the gym in
Burkas.

496
00:32:51,134 --> 00:32:52,736
There's a gym in Burkas?

497
00:32:52,970 --> 00:32:54,337
Yeah. Freshmen. Oh my God.

498
00:32:54,438 --> 00:32:57,942
Yeah. Okay. Are you entirely
sure?

499
00:32:57,974 --> 00:33:00,211
I'm entirely sure. Hold my wine.

500
00:33:07,085 --> 00:33:09,720
Oh, gosh. Having a little
trouble.

501
00:33:09,819 --> 00:33:10,520
Okay.

502
00:33:11,655 --> 00:33:14,057
Ow, why did you push me?

503
00:33:14,157 --> 00:33:15,325
I don't know, you're having
trouble.

504
00:33:15,358 --> 00:33:19,696
You just wanted to touch my
butt. Okay.

505
00:33:19,797 --> 00:33:21,565
Do you see anything?

506
00:33:21,932 --> 00:33:25,769
Yeah, I got my eyes on water
bottles.

507
00:33:25,970 --> 00:33:28,072
That's not trash, that's
recycle.

508
00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:33,043
Making these, wait is Pete
really small?

509
00:33:33,143 --> 00:33:34,010
Yeah, do you see him.

510
00:33:34,111 --> 00:33:35,813
Alright Pete, you are so stiff.

511
00:33:35,846 --> 00:33:37,079
I'm feeling like spooked right
now.

512
00:33:37,180 --> 00:33:39,350
Don't be, can I just see him.

513
00:33:43,953 --> 00:33:45,789
Is this the shoe box?

514
00:33:46,022 --> 00:33:47,391
Yeah.

515
00:33:52,895 --> 00:33:56,399
Okay, what'd you decide?
Where we off to?

516
00:33:56,500 --> 00:33:59,103
Think I'm gonna bury him on the
top of Mount Fiji, if that's okay.

517
00:33:59,202 --> 00:34:01,939
Yes, what? Like in Japan?

518
00:34:02,038 --> 00:34:04,240
No, it's Mount Fuji. What? No,
I'm talking

519
00:34:04,340 --> 00:34:06,442
about Mount Fiji like the
mountain on top of campus.

520
00:34:06,542 --> 00:34:07,911
Oh, yes.

521
00:34:08,012 --> 00:34:09,280
Oh It's called Mount Fiji.

522
00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:09,981
Yeah.

523
00:34:10,081 --> 00:34:11,481
Cool, that's much easier.

524
00:34:15,918 --> 00:34:16,820
L.A.?

525
00:34:17,021 --> 00:34:19,890
Yeah, like this campus, like
College.

526
00:34:19,922 --> 00:34:22,925
Yeah, why? Is it?

527
00:34:23,025 --> 00:34:25,462
No, it was nice hearing at Will.

528
00:34:25,563 --> 00:34:27,265
Where are you from?

529
00:34:27,297 --> 00:34:28,899
Dallas.

530
00:34:28,932 --> 00:34:30,835
Okay, so you're from Texas. I
feel like,

531
00:34:31,068 --> 00:34:32,403
you're like 1500 miles away

532
00:34:32,436 --> 00:34:33,804
from our house of course it's a
bit like your home.

533
00:34:33,903 --> 00:34:35,338
Okay, yeah where are you from?

534
00:34:35,438 --> 00:34:36,639
Bay area.

535
00:34:36,739 --> 00:34:38,908
That's like 500 miles away?

536
00:34:38,943 --> 00:34:40,111
Yes, like 400.

537
00:34:40,143 --> 00:34:42,979
Yeah, so you went far away from
home too?

538
00:34:43,079 --> 00:34:45,583
We both like, got

539
00:34:45,682 --> 00:34:48,085
dropped off in a place we don't
know anybody,

540
00:34:48,117 --> 00:34:49,453
and at the end of each day,

541
00:34:49,487 --> 00:34:55,092
we can't go home to our
parent's unconditional love.

542
00:34:55,125 --> 00:34:58,295
It's like we're
newborn babies here.

543
00:34:58,394 --> 00:35:02,298
But we don't have anybody to
hold us.

544
00:35:02,398 --> 00:35:07,538
What? Dude, I don't feel like a
newborn baby. I don't know.

545
00:35:07,637 --> 00:35:08,672
I got carried away.

546
00:35:08,771 --> 00:35:10,007
Yeah.

547
00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:11,208
I think kind of drunk right now
from the wine.

548
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:12,708
I think you're very drunk from
the wine.

549
00:35:12,809 --> 00:35:13,945
Okay, sue me.

550
00:35:13,978 --> 00:35:15,846
Are you in any clubs?

551
00:35:15,945 --> 00:35:18,248
No, are you?

552
00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:21,351
No, I have friends. Okay, so
you know

553
00:35:21,451 --> 00:35:23,119
how like people think squirrels
are dumb

554
00:35:23,152 --> 00:35:24,888
because they run out of the
street and stuff?

555
00:35:25,088 --> 00:35:26,257
Yeah.

556
00:35:26,289 --> 00:35:27,490
I read an article one time and
said like

557
00:35:27,590 --> 00:35:29,426
squirrels are actually really
smart

558
00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:32,096
because the way you measure
intelligence is by how

559
00:35:32,128 --> 00:35:33,329
well an animal can adapt to

560
00:35:33,429 --> 00:35:35,632
their surroundings, you know
what I mean?

561
00:35:35,666 --> 00:35:40,137
Was that pointed?

562
00:35:40,170 --> 00:35:41,806
What, you think I'm
dumb because I'm having

563
00:35:41,838 --> 00:35:43,007
a tough time at College?

564
00:35:43,106 --> 00:35:45,909
No, I think you think
other people just turn

565
00:35:46,143 --> 00:35:47,345
their brain off when they get
here?

566
00:35:47,445 --> 00:35:49,913
Yeah, that's literally exactly
what I think.

567
00:35:50,146 --> 00:35:51,614
Like that's a perfect way of
putting it.

568
00:35:51,648 --> 00:35:53,317
I'm trying to tell you that's
not turning

569
00:35:53,349 --> 00:35:55,485
your brain off like that is
being intelligent.

570
00:35:55,518 --> 00:35:58,187
Okay well, I disagree with you
because you said it's how

571
00:35:58,288 --> 00:36:00,791
well they adapt and make use of
the place they're in,

572
00:36:00,824 --> 00:36:02,659
and what I'm telling you is
that people aren't

573
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,062
taking advantage of the place
that they're in.

574
00:36:05,161 --> 00:36:06,297
What do you mean?

575
00:36:06,329 --> 00:36:07,864
4,000 people go here.

576
00:36:07,965 --> 00:36:11,035
4,000 people go to the same
school in the same place.

577
00:36:11,135 --> 00:36:12,803
4,000 people that don't owe you
anything, dude.

578
00:36:12,835 --> 00:36:15,338
You're not constantly being
stiffed by people.

579
00:36:15,371 --> 00:36:17,773
Okay, awesome, great. Got it.

580
00:36:17,873 --> 00:36:19,709
Like, I don't owe you anything.

581
00:36:19,742 --> 00:36:21,311
I don't owe you my time.

582
00:36:21,344 --> 00:36:23,079
I don't think you do.

583
00:36:23,179 --> 00:36:25,148
But I still want to hang out
with you,

584
00:36:25,181 --> 00:36:30,320
like I'm down to hang out with
you tonight.

585
00:36:30,353 --> 00:36:33,256
Yeah, I'm like, really fun to
be around.

586
00:36:35,025 --> 00:36:37,795
I'm fun to be around too,

587
00:36:37,894 --> 00:36:39,262
I'm really fun to be around.

588
00:36:39,362 --> 00:36:41,565
I don't know dude, you say you
don't have any friends.

589
00:36:41,664 --> 00:36:43,900
Yeah, because everybody fucking
sucks here.

590
00:36:44,001 --> 00:36:46,670
Oh, sorry, I forgot.
I forgot that.

591
00:36:46,702 --> 00:36:49,672
What I'm saying is like college
is and

592
00:36:49,706 --> 00:36:52,242
like it should be the most
selfish time in your life.

593
00:36:52,342 --> 00:36:53,777
Like the agenda here is not to

594
00:36:53,876 --> 00:36:55,913
learn how to be a great friend.

595
00:36:56,012 --> 00:36:57,980
Okay, what is the agenda?

596
00:36:58,215 --> 00:37:00,217
Figure out who you are?

597
00:37:00,251 --> 00:37:02,052
Actually it is.

598
00:37:02,085 --> 00:37:04,253
Whatever, look watch this
comeback.

599
00:37:04,353 --> 00:37:06,389
Yeah, I want other people to
help me in that.

600
00:37:06,422 --> 00:37:09,225
Like I want other people to be
a part of my identity.

601
00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:11,561
I think it's about like,
figuring out who you are

602
00:37:11,594 --> 00:37:14,130
separate from other people and
like taking care of yourself.

603
00:37:14,231 --> 00:37:15,533
Yeah, I just don't like college.

604
00:37:15,565 --> 00:37:18,568
I agree with you,

605
00:37:18,601 --> 00:37:20,069
but can you agree with me that
maybe

606
00:37:20,103 --> 00:37:21,571
we can add to that agenda,

607
00:37:21,605 --> 00:37:24,875
like learning how to better
look after each other.

608
00:37:24,909 --> 00:37:29,079
Hey, you guys want to play with
the Great Bambino?

609
00:37:29,112 --> 00:37:30,013
Any interest?

610
00:37:30,246 --> 00:37:31,013
Should I tell him we're busy?

611
00:37:31,248 --> 00:37:32,282
Why, what do you mean?

612
00:37:32,382 --> 00:37:33,583
To bury Pete.

613
00:37:33,617 --> 00:37:35,819
We can do it after softball.

614
00:37:35,918 --> 00:37:37,087
Tons of interest.

615
00:37:58,275 --> 00:38:00,443
One, two, three, Wolves.

616
00:38:00,476 --> 00:38:03,045
Hey, y'all ready yet?

617
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:04,847
Yeah, we're ready, punks!

618
00:38:05,047 --> 00:38:07,517
Yeah, we got a new pitcher, so
it's about to be a comeback.

619
00:38:07,684 --> 00:38:08,451
You're pitching?

620
00:38:22,331 --> 00:38:24,733
- Fuck.
- Oh my God.

621
00:38:24,835 --> 00:38:27,103
Shit, oh my God.

622
00:38:27,137 --> 00:38:28,471
Are you okay?

623
00:38:28,505 --> 00:38:30,074
You suck at pitching.

624
00:38:30,273 --> 00:38:31,507
Yeah, Where did it hit?

625
00:38:31,608 --> 00:38:33,477
My calf. You are so bad at
pitching.

626
00:38:33,510 --> 00:38:35,711
I know, I'm so sorry. Wait
guys, do we have ice?

627
00:38:35,811 --> 00:38:36,947
Yeah. Go get some.

628
00:38:36,980 --> 00:38:38,181
No, it's okay. No, I don't need
ice. I'm all right.

629
00:38:38,282 --> 00:38:39,550
Are you sure?

630
00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:40,317
I'm all right. Yeah I know, he
sucks and pitching.

631
00:38:40,351 --> 00:38:41,686
It wasn't hard.

632
00:38:41,786 --> 00:38:48,525
Fuck, ow. It is not as not a
softball. It's a hardball.

633
00:38:48,625 --> 00:38:52,628
Dude, I'm so sorry.

634
00:38:52,661 --> 00:38:53,896
It's okay, It's
fine, I'm okay.

635
00:38:54,130 --> 00:38:57,366
I've like, I really truly have
never been so sorry.

636
00:38:57,467 --> 00:38:59,135
Oh my God, stop apologizing.

637
00:38:59,168 --> 00:39:01,105
You keep apologizing, then
you're going to be sorry.

638
00:39:01,304 --> 00:39:02,905
Because I'm going to knock your
block off.

639
00:39:03,005 --> 00:39:05,341
Protruding, Is that the word?

640
00:39:05,375 --> 00:39:07,311
Why don't we just get you ice,

641
00:39:07,344 --> 00:39:09,380
like let's go to Burt's off
campus.

642
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:10,880
We can get our lunch there.

643
00:39:10,981 --> 00:39:12,482
It's such a waste of money.
It's fine. It's really fine.

644
00:39:12,581 --> 00:39:14,350
Okay. We can just walk there.
It's like super close.

645
00:39:14,385 --> 00:39:15,486
Okay, all right.

646
00:39:15,518 --> 00:39:18,755
If it gets out to here,
if it swells.

647
00:39:18,856 --> 00:39:19,990
If it get down to here?

648
00:39:20,023 --> 00:39:22,925
Yeah, like if it swells out
that far, then we'll go.

649
00:39:23,025 --> 00:39:23,960
Okay, how about here?

650
00:39:23,994 --> 00:39:24,961
Okay.

651
00:39:24,994 --> 00:39:25,895
Okay.

652
00:39:25,929 --> 00:39:26,931
Okay.

653
00:39:30,867 --> 00:39:32,702
Am I the first person

654
00:39:32,735 --> 00:39:35,105
you've had sex with at college?

655
00:39:36,639 --> 00:39:40,043
We didn't really have sex.

656
00:39:41,177 --> 00:39:47,284
Okay, am I first person you've
kissed naked at college?

657
00:39:47,384 --> 00:39:51,655
Yeah, yes.

658
00:39:51,688 --> 00:39:53,356
And you're the second person

659
00:39:53,389 --> 00:39:56,158
that I've kissed naked
in my life.

660
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,429
I had a girlfriend in high
school,

661
00:39:58,528 --> 00:40:01,164
and we dated for like three
years.

662
00:40:02,432 --> 00:40:05,635
What happened? Did you break up
because of college?

663
00:40:05,735 --> 00:40:07,504
Yeah.

664
00:40:08,871 --> 00:40:12,007
I had a boyfriend
in high school also.

665
00:40:12,574 --> 00:40:14,878
There's just like senior year.

666
00:40:14,911 --> 00:40:18,815
Did you break up for college?
Like because the distance?

667
00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:24,155
No, we broke up because I kept
cheating on him.

668
00:40:34,797 --> 00:40:38,201
Yeah, I feel like that'll do it
for most high school relationships.

669
00:40:40,637 --> 00:40:42,606
Excuse me. I'm going to have to

670
00:40:42,639 --> 00:40:45,307
ask you guys to leave the
softball field.

671
00:40:45,409 --> 00:40:50,780
Yeah, when exactly are you going
to have to ask us to do that sir?

672
00:40:50,815 --> 00:40:52,615
Yeah, what time?

673
00:40:52,650 --> 00:40:55,286
Okay, I know it didn't get
swollen out to here,

674
00:40:55,318 --> 00:40:57,621
- but I really feel we should.
- No.

675
00:40:57,655 --> 00:41:02,859
I don't want to go. I don't want
to go. I don't want to go. Fuck.

676
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:03,760
Does it hurt?

677
00:41:03,793 --> 00:41:05,327
Yeah, It hurts really bad.

678
00:41:05,427 --> 00:41:07,130
Did it get tight.

679
00:41:07,164 --> 00:41:08,465
Okay.

680
00:41:08,498 --> 00:41:09,666
- All right, let's go.
- We should go.

681
00:41:09,766 --> 00:41:10,933
I generally thought I was, but
I was just like

682
00:41:11,034 --> 00:41:13,537
a fucking asshole to everybody
all the time.

683
00:41:13,637 --> 00:41:14,771
Did you do theater?

684
00:41:14,804 --> 00:41:19,075
- Yes. Wait did you do theater?
- Yeah.

685
00:41:19,108 --> 00:41:22,112
Did you ever have the stage
managers that were really

686
00:41:22,144 --> 00:41:25,449
weirdly grumpy and jaded and
actually mean.

687
00:41:25,481 --> 00:41:27,717
I actually had really great
stage managers.

688
00:41:27,817 --> 00:41:32,222
Okay, cool. Well, I was a stage
manager and I was just

689
00:41:32,322 --> 00:41:33,957
really jealous of the actors

690
00:41:33,990 --> 00:41:36,025
because I always wanted to
audition for the play,

691
00:41:36,059 --> 00:41:36,994
but I never did.

692
00:41:37,094 --> 00:41:39,061
It really wasn't my vibe. So I
never did.

693
00:41:39,161 --> 00:41:40,362
You never auditioned?

694
00:41:40,463 --> 00:41:41,931
- No.
- Not even once?

695
00:41:42,032 --> 00:41:43,267
Not even once.

696
00:41:44,068 --> 00:41:45,969
So you just moved to L.A.

697
00:41:46,001 --> 00:41:47,903
to pursue your dream to become
a star?

698
00:41:48,003 --> 00:41:50,139
No. Oh my god. No.

699
00:41:50,172 --> 00:41:53,108
Wait, sorry. I think I'm getting
a phone call right now.

700
00:41:53,208 --> 00:41:56,646
Sorry. Yeah, this is my sister

701
00:41:56,679 --> 00:41:58,347
and I feel like I should answer
cause she was at a party.

702
00:41:58,380 --> 00:41:59,516
No go ahead.

703
00:41:59,550 --> 00:42:06,023
Right, sorry. Hello.

704
00:42:06,489 --> 00:42:07,590
Oh, fuck!

705
00:42:07,690 --> 00:42:11,427
Jesse! Margret off the phone, he
is sick.

706
00:42:11,527 --> 00:42:12,494
- He's fine!
- You're sick?

707
00:42:12,528 --> 00:42:14,565
I'm actually better, Mom.

708
00:42:14,664 --> 00:42:16,266
Why'd you call?
Is everything okay.

709
00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:19,570
Yeah. Boy. Yes.

710
00:42:21,471 --> 00:42:23,373
Are you drunk right now?

711
00:42:23,407 --> 00:42:25,307
- No.
- Yes.

712
00:42:25,342 --> 00:42:27,911
Alright. dork, well is that why you
called, to show me that you're drunk?

713
00:42:28,012 --> 00:42:31,148
- No, you all are haters.
- Yes.

714
00:42:31,181 --> 00:42:33,449
I'm not a hater. I think it's great
you drink. I just can't talk right now.

715
00:42:33,550 --> 00:42:35,318
I'm a hater, she's 15,

716
00:42:35,518 --> 00:42:36,720
she doesn't need to be drinking
already.

717
00:42:36,753 --> 00:42:38,121
Okay guys, it's so late there,

718
00:42:38,221 --> 00:42:39,155
you all go to sleep, I gotta go.

719
00:42:39,255 --> 00:42:42,358
Dallas doesn't sleep, boy.

720
00:42:42,391 --> 00:42:44,527
Oh my god, help me.
Are you outside,

721
00:42:44,561 --> 00:42:46,363
because you should be inside
getting rest.

722
00:42:46,396 --> 00:42:47,564
You should be inside getting
rest.

723
00:42:47,597 --> 00:42:49,533
Mom. I'm not sick,

724
00:42:49,565 --> 00:42:50,800
I'm with a friend, guys.

725
00:42:50,900 --> 00:42:52,635
That was allergies earlier I
think.

726
00:42:52,735 --> 00:42:55,338
I'm fine. But I have to go.

727
00:42:55,572 --> 00:42:58,240
Who are you with, are you with
a girl?

728
00:42:58,273 --> 00:43:00,976
Help me. Good bye.

729
00:43:01,744 --> 00:43:05,181
I'm so sorry that you had to
see that.

730
00:43:05,282 --> 00:43:06,083
No.

731
00:43:06,115 --> 00:43:07,250
I loved it.

732
00:43:07,284 --> 00:43:08,485
They're a lot.

733
00:43:08,585 --> 00:43:10,820
It seems like you guys are
really close.

734
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,989
Yes.

735
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:22,967
Yeah. Well, we go way back.

736
00:43:25,702 --> 00:43:29,137
I feel like I learned a ton
about you from that.

737
00:43:29,172 --> 00:43:30,206
Like what?

738
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:32,508
I don't know. You have a really
cute sister and

739
00:43:32,608 --> 00:43:36,145
your mom is, like such a mom.

740
00:43:36,179 --> 00:43:36,980
She is such a mom.

741
00:43:37,012 --> 00:43:37,847
Yeah.

742
00:43:37,947 --> 00:43:40,616
She really leans in the mom
stuff.

743
00:43:40,650 --> 00:43:43,387
She gives lots of hugs.

744
00:43:44,621 --> 00:43:48,391
What about your dad, does he
give a lot of hugs?

745
00:43:49,293 --> 00:43:56,733
He used to, but my dad passed
away. He died.

746
00:43:57,601 --> 00:43:58,968
I'm sorry.

747
00:43:59,001 --> 00:44:00,469
It's fine.

748
00:44:00,804 --> 00:44:04,007
Has that like really affected
you?

749
00:44:04,041 --> 00:44:05,307
My dad dying?

750
00:44:05,342 --> 00:44:11,047
I'm so sorry. I just mean,

751
00:44:11,146 --> 00:44:14,418
how has it really affected you
I guess?

752
00:44:16,251 --> 00:44:21,023
I don't know. This is going to
sound weird,

753
00:44:21,123 --> 00:44:25,428
but I really don't think it's
affected me that much.

754
00:44:28,597 --> 00:44:31,434
I obviously miss having him
around,

755
00:44:31,668 --> 00:44:35,672
but I don't know,

756
00:44:35,706 --> 00:44:40,443
everything was and everything
has been okay.

757
00:44:41,210 --> 00:44:46,348
I don't know. Three months
before he died,

758
00:44:46,382 --> 00:44:47,650
he wrote me and my sister

759
00:44:47,684 --> 00:44:50,454
this letter and at the end of
the letter,

760
00:44:50,487 --> 00:44:54,190
it said that our names will
forever be carved into

761
00:44:54,291 --> 00:45:01,465
his heart and that just like
really I don't know.

762
00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:04,568
Wow, he wrote that.

763
00:45:04,668 --> 00:45:08,105
Yeah. I know, right.

764
00:45:10,106 --> 00:45:12,442
Oh, fuck dude.

765
00:45:12,541 --> 00:45:14,344
- Oh shit.
- It's closed.

766
00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:17,681
Oh, my god. Wait. No, I thought it
was supposed to be open 24 hours.

767
00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:21,218
Yeah, so did I, what are we
going to do for ice?

768
00:45:22,652 --> 00:45:25,255
Do you think this thing is cold.

769
00:45:25,289 --> 00:45:26,623
Seven stories?

770
00:45:26,722 --> 00:45:27,690
Okay.

771
00:45:27,724 --> 00:45:29,492
Okay, Jeff.

772
00:45:30,592 --> 00:45:33,797
What are your parents like?

773
00:45:34,697 --> 00:45:38,568
They're fine, just like parents.

774
00:45:38,601 --> 00:45:40,737
That's super boring.

775
00:45:40,769 --> 00:45:42,505
I know, they they suck.

776
00:45:42,739 --> 00:45:44,740
I just felt like you just said
your dad is dead,

777
00:45:44,773 --> 00:45:48,277
so I didn't want to complain
about my parents?

778
00:45:51,914 --> 00:45:55,518
Why do they suck.

779
00:45:57,686 --> 00:46:00,222
My dad's, like a loser and my

780
00:46:00,257 --> 00:46:02,726
mom's, like really cold and
distant because she

781
00:46:02,759 --> 00:46:04,827
chose such a fucking asshole to

782
00:46:04,927 --> 00:46:08,164
be the father of her children,
I think.

783
00:46:09,731 --> 00:46:11,534
Are they divorced?

784
00:46:11,768 --> 00:46:14,536
Oh yeah. Oh yeah,
they're divorced.

785
00:46:14,737 --> 00:46:16,539
They got divorced when I was in
first grade

786
00:46:16,739 --> 00:46:21,777
and my mom's, like dating a guy
named Bruce Now.

787
00:46:21,811 --> 00:46:23,546
Do you like Bruce?

788
00:46:23,746 --> 00:46:25,047
I don't know Bruce.

789
00:46:25,081 --> 00:46:26,583
He seems fine. I don't know,
he's kind of weird.

790
00:46:26,615 --> 00:46:28,550
I just met him, like one time,
though.

791
00:46:28,784 --> 00:46:31,554
Do you have a relationship with
your dad?

792
00:46:32,655 --> 00:46:35,559
I haven't spoken to him since I
was 15.

793
00:46:35,759 --> 00:46:36,559
What?

794
00:46:36,793 --> 00:46:37,760
Yeah.

795
00:46:37,793 --> 00:46:39,596
Oh my god, what?

796
00:46:39,628 --> 00:46:40,663
Yeah.

797
00:46:40,764 --> 00:46:42,265
My sister and I told

798
00:46:42,297 --> 00:46:44,332
him we hated him and we never
want to

799
00:46:44,434 --> 00:46:49,039
talk to him again and he just
listened to that.

800
00:46:51,108 --> 00:46:56,146
He, like actually got remarried
two years ago and

801
00:46:56,179 --> 00:46:59,115
didn't invite us to the wedding

802
00:46:59,148 --> 00:47:01,218
and, like this is a really big
wedding and

803
00:47:01,318 --> 00:47:02,285
all my aunts and uncles

804
00:47:02,385 --> 00:47:04,588
like and grandparents and
stuff were there.

805
00:47:07,023 --> 00:47:09,791
That's super mature.

806
00:47:09,826 --> 00:47:10,994
Yeah. That's I mean,

807
00:47:11,027 --> 00:47:14,597
he's just, like a fuckin' loser.

808
00:47:16,965 --> 00:47:20,269
Does it make you more sad or
more angry?

809
00:47:20,369 --> 00:47:24,340
What?

810
00:47:24,373 --> 00:47:27,009
Like, your dad being,

811
00:47:27,643 --> 00:47:33,850
does your shitty dad make you
more sad or more angry?

812
00:47:39,289 --> 00:47:42,692
I don't know. I guess neither
honestly.

813
00:47:42,724 --> 00:47:44,260
It's just been bad with him for
so long,

814
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:46,828
that I don't feel a lot about
it.

815
00:47:46,862 --> 00:47:49,565
I don't feel angry or sad or
anything.

816
00:47:49,666 --> 00:47:54,771
Sometimes I feel sad on his
behalf.

817
00:47:54,871 --> 00:47:57,907
It's so sad that he doesn't.

818
00:47:58,007 --> 00:48:00,342
I don't know, maybe this sounds
conceited,

819
00:48:00,376 --> 00:48:02,778
but my sister and I grew up to
be like

820
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:06,883
such cool people and he doesn't
get to know that,

821
00:48:06,916 --> 00:48:12,255
it's sad for him. It's shitty.

822
00:48:12,355 --> 00:48:14,856
- Wow, I almost killed that guy.
- Yeah.

823
00:48:14,891 --> 00:48:16,526
That would have been his fault
totally though.

824
00:48:16,559 --> 00:48:20,497
Yeah, right. He didn't have the
white pedestrian light.

825
00:48:20,597 --> 00:48:22,732
White pedestrian light?

826
00:48:22,764 --> 00:48:24,900
You mean the green pedestrian
light?

827
00:48:24,934 --> 00:48:26,870
I'm talking about the person.

828
00:48:26,902 --> 00:48:30,673
Yeah. The person's green, right?

829
00:48:32,775 --> 00:48:35,444
I think he's white.

830
00:48:35,478 --> 00:48:37,880
Jeff, I'm pretty sure.

831
00:48:37,914 --> 00:48:40,383
It's green, like the red hand,

832
00:48:40,416 --> 00:48:43,987
so that would mean the person's
green.

833
00:48:44,086 --> 00:48:46,456
You all are both colorblind.

834
00:48:46,489 --> 00:48:47,891
It's absolutely white.

835
00:48:47,923 --> 00:48:49,259
Well, I'm actually colorblind,

836
00:48:49,291 --> 00:48:50,525
but she thinks it's green too.

837
00:48:50,626 --> 00:48:52,229
I'm actually colorblind also.

838
00:48:52,262 --> 00:48:54,497
- You're what?
- You're both colorblind.

839
00:48:54,597 --> 00:48:55,699
Yeah.

840
00:48:55,731 --> 00:48:57,067
I thought girls can't be color
blind.

841
00:48:57,166 --> 00:48:59,702
Women can be colorblind it's
just 0.3% of them are so.

842
00:48:59,902 --> 00:49:01,671
We're both colorblind?

843
00:49:01,771 --> 00:49:02,938
Yeah, that's crazy.

844
00:49:02,972 --> 00:49:04,774
That Is crazy. have you guys
heard of

845
00:49:04,807 --> 00:49:08,311
those glasses like cures,

846
00:49:08,411 --> 00:49:12,282
with the videos, are they
expensive?

847
00:49:12,315 --> 00:49:12,914
Yeah.

848
00:49:12,949 --> 00:49:14,550
I don't know. I feel

849
00:49:14,583 --> 00:49:15,951
like I would never want to wear
them because then I

850
00:49:16,052 --> 00:49:19,456
have to take them off and reckon
without them.

851
00:49:19,556 --> 00:49:23,293
I want to try it at least once
and have that experience.

852
00:49:23,327 --> 00:49:24,294
- That's crazy that you're colorblind.
- Yeah.

853
00:49:24,327 --> 00:49:26,963
Are you allergic to peanuts?

854
00:49:26,996 --> 00:49:28,797
No. Wait why?

855
00:49:28,831 --> 00:49:29,999
I'm just checking.

856
00:49:30,099 --> 00:49:31,801
I'm allergic to gluten.

857
00:49:31,833 --> 00:49:33,536
Really? That's, like a bad one.

858
00:49:33,635 --> 00:49:34,938
Yeah, tell me about it.

859
00:49:34,971 --> 00:49:37,541
You're colorblind and allergic
to peanuts?

860
00:49:37,641 --> 00:49:38,976
Yes.

861
00:49:39,009 --> 00:49:42,646
I wouldn't survive a day in the
before Christ days.

862
00:49:42,679 --> 00:49:43,945
No, you would've been fine,

863
00:49:43,980 --> 00:49:46,983
you just would have had to find
a good partner.

864
00:49:47,016 --> 00:49:50,019
Don't look at me. I'm
colorblind.

865
00:49:50,119 --> 00:49:52,688
I would have been the only
colorblind woman

866
00:49:52,788 --> 00:49:54,724
alive in Mesopotamia.

867
00:50:11,340 --> 00:50:14,076
Maybe I really should have him
cremated.

868
00:50:14,175 --> 00:50:16,846
So you can keep in your room?

869
00:50:16,878 --> 00:50:20,849
I'm down to cremate him, if you
want.

870
00:50:20,882 --> 00:50:22,618
I'll go on another adventure.

871
00:50:22,652 --> 00:50:30,293
No, I'm just procrastinating.
Okay. Let's do this.

872
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,535
Can you help me?

873
00:50:39,568 --> 00:50:41,403
Yeah. Are you okay?

874
00:50:41,505 --> 00:50:42,939
It's just weird.
This is so weird.

875
00:50:43,039 --> 00:50:45,342
Yeah, I know it's just so weird,

876
00:50:45,375 --> 00:50:47,710
burying a dead body is the
weirdest thing ever.

877
00:50:47,742 --> 00:50:50,346
It's so fucking weird

878
00:50:50,378 --> 00:50:52,414
But we can slow down. We don't
have to do it right now.

879
00:50:52,514 --> 00:50:55,484
We can l take our time, I feel
like we are rushing.

880
00:50:58,987 --> 00:51:01,056
Here, let me do this.

881
00:51:01,090 --> 00:51:05,027
What are you doing?

882
00:51:05,061 --> 00:51:07,063
I'm going to take Pete out of
the whole

883
00:51:07,097 --> 00:51:13,102
and keep him out, so he's
visible.

884
00:51:13,202 --> 00:51:14,838
It was nice seeing him

885
00:51:14,871 --> 00:51:16,972
before I realize we haven't
looked at him all night.

886
00:51:17,072 --> 00:51:19,040
He's been in the shoe box?

887
00:51:19,074 --> 00:51:21,843
Yeah and he is a beautiful
turtle.

888
00:51:22,077 --> 00:51:23,679
Thank you.

889
00:51:24,547 --> 00:51:26,849
Did you have something to do
with that?

890
00:51:27,083 --> 00:51:28,451
Yeah. I gave birth to him.

891
00:51:34,056 --> 00:51:36,125
Do you believe in God?

892
00:51:38,094 --> 00:51:42,666
On airplanes, I do.

893
00:51:42,766 --> 00:51:43,800
It's like anytime, I can't

894
00:51:43,900 --> 00:51:45,468
even pretend to have any
control.

895
00:51:45,501 --> 00:51:48,103
Yeah. Yes.

896
00:51:48,137 --> 00:51:50,874
Feel like, when I think about
dying,

897
00:51:51,074 --> 00:51:54,311
I'm just like, see you soon,
big guy.

898
00:52:00,449 --> 00:52:05,889
Yeah. Death sucks, I'm not okay
with it. Death is ass.

899
00:52:11,226 --> 00:52:13,596
I can't believe that

900
00:52:13,628 --> 00:52:15,798
like everything is just going
to vanish.

901
00:52:15,831 --> 00:52:17,366
Yeah.

902
00:52:27,811 --> 00:52:31,181
So that's going to vanish for
me to though,

903
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:34,583
you're not alone in that.

904
00:52:46,630 --> 00:52:48,197
- Maggie?
- Yes.

905
00:52:48,297 --> 00:52:50,199
- Are you okay?
- Mmhmm.

906
00:52:50,867 --> 00:52:54,137
Yeah I'm okay.

907
00:52:54,170 --> 00:52:56,172
I'm fine. I'm okay.
I'm all right.

908
00:52:56,204 --> 00:53:00,543
Let's do it,

909
00:53:00,643 --> 00:53:02,177
I'm ready to do the burial.
Let's do this.

910
00:53:02,210 --> 00:53:04,212
Okay. Yes, I totally agree but
can I say,

911
00:53:04,313 --> 00:53:05,948
can I throw out an idea?

912
00:53:06,181 --> 00:53:07,282
Go ahead.

913
00:53:07,315 --> 00:53:08,083
Okay. Well, like earlier I was
going to

914
00:53:08,284 --> 00:53:09,418
suggest that you say some words

915
00:53:09,518 --> 00:53:10,320
and I was thinking at first
that it would

916
00:53:10,353 --> 00:53:11,820
be after you buried him.

917
00:53:11,853 --> 00:53:14,423
But now I'm thinking that
doesn't make any sense and you

918
00:53:14,523 --> 00:53:17,993
should just say words now,
while he is out.

919
00:53:18,027 --> 00:53:19,596
Okay.

920
00:53:19,829 --> 00:53:26,970
Let's do it. Can you start and I'll
just close? I'm just going to close.

921
00:53:27,202 --> 00:53:27,938
Yeah.

922
00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:38,179
Pete. I really wish I could have
known you when you

923
00:53:38,213 --> 00:53:41,985
were able to move around and
hang out.

924
00:53:42,184 --> 00:53:45,221
I can tell Maggie really likes
you a ton.

925
00:53:45,255 --> 00:53:51,661
So I'm really bummed that we
couldn't be friends.

926
00:53:52,193 --> 00:53:55,364
But I'm really really glad that

927
00:53:55,398 --> 00:53:59,536
you were such a great friend to
Maggie for so long.

928
00:53:59,568 --> 00:54:03,404
Because she's really awesome

929
00:54:03,438 --> 00:54:06,241
and I feel like you had a lot
to do with that.

930
00:54:06,275 --> 00:54:10,012
So good job.

931
00:54:10,579 --> 00:54:13,583
You did a really good job.

932
00:54:13,615 --> 00:54:18,288
Being alive and being a friend.

933
00:54:25,394 --> 00:54:28,396
Pete, I have not

934
00:54:28,431 --> 00:54:32,302
dealt with as much tragedy and
loss as Alex has,

935
00:54:32,402 --> 00:54:38,041
so my eulogy is going to
fuckin' blow comparatively.

936
00:54:41,242 --> 00:54:43,778
Yeah. I mean, Alex was right,

937
00:54:43,878 --> 00:54:47,415
you were a really good friend
and you were

938
00:54:47,449 --> 00:54:51,887
a really great listener and I
really felt like,

939
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:55,023
I could cut through all the
bullshit with you,

940
00:54:55,123 --> 00:54:57,493
which was really nice.

941
00:55:00,797 --> 00:55:05,668
I don't know, it's going to
suck.

942
00:55:05,768 --> 00:55:11,974
I know, it's going to suck when I-I
don't know, it's gonna suck when I-

943
00:55:36,132 --> 00:55:39,402
I feel like we're going to
start feeling, hung over.

944
00:55:39,501 --> 00:55:41,237
Should we have like a beer or
something?

945
00:55:41,336 --> 00:55:43,472
Level ourselves out?

946
00:55:44,005 --> 00:55:48,576
Yeah. Sure. I'm not like dying
for Brewski.

947
00:55:48,677 --> 00:55:50,880
But I'll have one,
if you have one.

948
00:55:56,018 --> 00:55:58,586
What about Dos Equises?

949
00:55:58,686 --> 00:56:00,822
No, yeah, all beer tastes the

950
00:56:00,856 --> 00:56:05,194
same minus the IPA stuff,
whatever.

951
00:56:05,228 --> 00:56:08,097
Dose of kisses.

952
00:56:09,164 --> 00:56:12,034
That's clever.

953
00:56:22,043 --> 00:56:27,715
What's up? Not a lot of chuckle
is coming from the audience.

954
00:56:27,750 --> 00:56:32,088
You guys tired?
Y'all hungover?

955
00:56:32,188 --> 00:56:33,590
No. You're just not funny.

956
00:56:35,557 --> 00:56:41,230
Oh, you're just not attractive,
so how's that? Yeah, I know.

957
00:56:41,262 --> 00:56:43,065
I heard a couple of you say it,

958
00:56:43,166 --> 00:56:46,602
it's yeah, I'm hung over too.
I'm hung over too.

959
00:56:46,702 --> 00:56:48,604
I was actually
going to wake up and

960
00:56:48,704 --> 00:56:50,039
write some jokes for you all
today,

961
00:56:50,072 --> 00:56:54,978
but instead, I had to clean
shit off my floor.

962
00:56:56,211 --> 00:56:59,280
Shit my pants.

963
00:56:59,380 --> 00:57:04,820
Too much Schlitz that'll get
you.

964
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:06,588
Oh my what is this?

965
00:57:06,621 --> 00:57:09,125
Open mic and muffins,

966
00:57:09,224 --> 00:57:13,028
wow. That's an idea.

967
00:57:24,673 --> 00:57:25,608
Hey.

968
00:57:25,641 --> 00:57:26,442
Hey.

969
00:57:26,476 --> 00:57:28,711
Can you hand me my shirt?

970
00:57:28,811 --> 00:57:29,512
Yeah.

971
00:57:33,481 --> 00:57:36,184
- Here you go.
- Thanks.

972
00:57:36,284 --> 00:57:37,820
I'll turn around.

973
00:57:45,795 --> 00:57:49,666
Hey, do you know that you talk
in your sleep?

974
00:57:49,699 --> 00:57:51,267
What?

975
00:57:51,300 --> 00:57:52,468
Are you dressed? Can I turn
around?

976
00:57:52,501 --> 00:57:59,108
- Yeah.
- You talk in your sleep.

977
00:57:59,141 --> 00:58:02,144
Last night, in the middle of
the night I woke up to a

978
00:58:02,177 --> 00:58:04,380
noise and it was you,

979
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:06,481
you had a blanket right
here and you were

980
00:58:06,514 --> 00:58:08,518
holding it really tight and
you're like,

981
00:58:08,617 --> 00:58:10,985
it's okay and I was like,

982
00:58:11,019 --> 00:58:12,822
Maggie are you okay?

983
00:58:12,855 --> 00:58:16,992
You're like, yeah I'm totally
fine.

984
00:58:17,092 --> 00:58:20,829
It was probably the sweetest
thing I've ever seen.

985
00:58:20,862 --> 00:58:25,268
I don't know, I was really
drunk last night, I guess.

986
00:58:25,735 --> 00:58:28,304
When we fell asleep?

987
00:58:28,336 --> 00:58:30,539
Yeah.

988
00:58:30,639 --> 00:58:32,509
I mean, yeah, I guess we
did have a ton of

989
00:58:32,541 --> 00:58:36,978
wine and I am feeling pretty
hung over, right now,

990
00:58:37,012 --> 00:58:42,652
Yeah. Sorry. I have to start my
day and stuff.

991
00:58:42,684 --> 00:58:45,487
Do you mind if I just get
past you?

992
00:58:45,521 --> 00:58:46,355
Yeah. I'm blocking you.

993
00:58:46,387 --> 00:58:48,257
Yeah.

994
00:58:55,530 --> 00:58:57,532
You're still here.

995
00:58:57,565 --> 00:59:02,303
Yeah. I put my clothes on now.

996
00:59:02,704 --> 00:59:05,740
Sorry. Can I just sip that
water?

997
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:07,576
Oh your doing it, can I have it
after?

998
00:59:07,677 --> 00:59:09,612
- Sure.
- Thanks.

999
00:59:13,815 --> 00:59:16,552
When you were gone, I remembered

1000
00:59:16,585 --> 00:59:19,020
an insane dream I had last
night.

1001
00:59:19,054 --> 00:59:24,326
You and I were floating in
space and then we

1002
00:59:24,527 --> 00:59:26,762
saw George Clooney and

1003
00:59:26,862 --> 00:59:29,298
then he asked us how Sandra
Bullock was doing.

1004
00:59:29,398 --> 00:59:34,170
That's insane. Let me make my
bed.

1005
00:59:34,269 --> 00:59:35,336
Have you seen that movie?

1006
00:59:35,570 --> 00:59:37,339
No, I haven't.

1007
00:59:37,539 --> 00:59:40,509
It's called "Gravity"

1008
00:59:40,541 --> 00:59:42,778
with Sandra Bullock and George
Clooney.

1009
00:59:42,811 --> 00:59:43,645
Yeah.

1010
00:59:43,679 --> 00:59:45,547
I think it won a bunch of
Oscars

1011
00:59:45,581 --> 00:59:48,351
like 2014 or something.

1012
00:59:54,690 --> 00:59:57,326
Hey, do you want to go get

1013
00:59:57,427 --> 00:59:59,193
a breakfast burrito or
something?

1014
00:59:59,293 --> 01:00:01,129
At Tropicana? I haven't been,

1015
01:00:01,230 --> 01:00:04,567
but Sam talks about it a lot
and just be a little walk?

1016
01:00:04,599 --> 01:00:05,967
Yeah. Sorry. I just like

1017
01:00:06,068 --> 01:00:08,604
that's sounds like a ton to me
right now.

1018
01:00:09,170 --> 01:00:11,940
Okay. I feel like you're really
grumpy right now and

1019
01:00:11,974 --> 01:00:13,909
you want me to leave,
is that correct?

1020
01:00:13,943 --> 01:00:16,178
I'm not really grumpy, I have a
lot to do today,

1021
01:00:16,411 --> 01:00:19,447
so I'm freaking out about that.
So I want to start.

1022
01:00:19,481 --> 01:00:21,316
Yeah, I get that.
I understand that.

1023
01:00:21,416 --> 01:00:22,851
That makes sense, I just feel

1024
01:00:22,951 --> 01:00:26,755
like I'm missing something
right now.

1025
01:00:26,789 --> 01:00:29,392
I don't know what you mean.

1026
01:00:46,376 --> 01:00:49,644
I just want to knock on her
door. I don't know.

1027
01:00:49,677 --> 01:00:51,079
Well then knock on her door.

1028
01:00:51,179 --> 01:00:52,213
Oh my God Mom, I cant,

1029
01:00:52,414 --> 01:00:53,549
That's what I'm trying to tell
you, I can't do that.

1030
01:00:53,648 --> 01:00:55,016
She doesn't want that.

1031
01:00:55,050 --> 01:00:56,619
Okay. Well, I don't know what
you want me to say here.

1032
01:00:56,652 --> 01:00:58,420
Okay. I've shared my thoughts.

1033
01:00:58,653 --> 01:01:00,088
She's your best friend.

1034
01:01:00,188 --> 01:01:02,625
You knock on her door, you say
Emily, I'm sorry I fucked up.

1035
01:01:02,657 --> 01:01:03,992
Okay, bye mum, bye Mom
bye Mom, bye Mom.

1036
01:01:04,025 --> 01:01:06,663
Wait, is Josh involved in this?

1037
01:01:41,731 --> 01:01:43,666
Can we be ready?

1038
01:01:43,699 --> 01:01:45,901
Yes. I'm so starving.

1039
01:01:46,001 --> 01:01:48,037
Hey, do you have a stopping
point soon?

1040
01:01:48,070 --> 01:01:49,838
No, not yet. Just go without
me, I'm here.

1041
01:01:49,871 --> 01:01:51,706
Maggie, when is this due?

1042
01:01:51,740 --> 01:01:52,740
Oh my God, soon.

1043
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:54,576
But what does soon mean?

1044
01:01:54,677 --> 01:01:55,978
Next week.

1045
01:01:56,079 --> 01:01:57,579
Oh, bitch, no.

1046
01:01:57,679 --> 01:01:59,481
- Of course, no.
- No.

1047
01:01:59,715 --> 01:02:01,451
Sorry. I'm just on a roll.

1048
01:02:02,751 --> 01:02:05,153
Guys, this is really important.

1049
01:02:05,253 --> 01:02:06,355
Oh my God.

1050
01:02:06,389 --> 01:02:08,323
Excuse me, everyone. My friend
here is on a roll.

1051
01:02:08,422 --> 01:02:09,790
Eyes forward and keep it down.

1052
01:02:09,891 --> 01:02:12,561
She's on a roll. Sir, I hate to
bother you.

1053
01:02:12,594 --> 01:02:13,896
I'm so sorry, sir.

1054
01:02:13,929 --> 01:02:16,532
Do you see my friend over here?

1055
01:02:16,565 --> 01:02:21,068
I'm so sorry to bother you. She's on
a roll and this is very distracting.

1056
01:02:21,103 --> 01:02:21,971
My knees.

1057
01:02:22,070 --> 01:02:23,304
Yeah, it's distracting her.

1058
01:02:23,505 --> 01:02:24,840
It's really loud,
because she's on a roll.

1059
01:02:24,940 --> 01:02:26,474
You're the worst people in the
whole world.

1060
01:02:26,574 --> 01:02:28,076
What's up, dick cheese.

1061
01:02:28,110 --> 01:02:28,911
Hey.

1062
01:02:33,514 --> 01:02:35,483
Where did you sleep last night?

1063
01:02:35,583 --> 01:02:40,522
I actually slept in this girl's
room.

1064
01:02:40,722 --> 01:02:44,960
Oh, pussy boy. Great.

1065
01:02:46,195 --> 01:02:49,432
Are you about to smoke a
cigarette?

1066
01:02:49,465 --> 01:02:51,500
Can you not be a bitch?

1067
01:02:51,601 --> 01:02:54,303
Juul's charging. I need
something.

1068
01:02:54,402 --> 01:02:59,541
Okay. What if you and I get
high together instead?

1069
01:03:00,909 --> 01:03:03,746
You want to smoke weed with me?

1070
01:03:03,778 --> 01:03:06,782
Yeah, smoke weed.

1071
01:03:07,648 --> 01:03:10,618
Fine.

1072
01:03:13,155 --> 01:03:14,056
Shit.

1073
01:03:14,088 --> 01:03:14,956
Sorry, this is going to sound
weird,

1074
01:03:15,056 --> 01:03:17,826
but could you light it for me?

1075
01:03:17,925 --> 01:03:20,762
Yeah. I didn't know you've
never smoked weed before.

1076
01:03:20,795 --> 01:03:23,865
No I have, but in high school I
did some but

1077
01:03:23,965 --> 01:03:26,567
my girlfriend would always
light it for

1078
01:03:26,768 --> 01:03:29,237
me because I always burned my
thumb.

1079
01:03:29,338 --> 01:03:30,305
Oh, yeah.

1080
01:03:30,405 --> 01:03:32,074
Yeah, that's the gayest thing
I've heard.

1081
01:03:32,173 --> 01:03:33,742
Go for it.

1082
01:03:33,842 --> 01:03:38,246
She made me feel like such a weirdo for
asking to go get breakfast burritos.

1083
01:03:38,347 --> 01:03:42,018
I've been there.

1084
01:03:42,050 --> 01:03:43,518
When?

1085
01:03:43,619 --> 01:03:44,853
Huh?

1086
01:03:44,887 --> 01:03:47,789
You said been there. When have
you been there?

1087
01:03:47,822 --> 01:03:49,157
No, no, no, no, no.

1088
01:03:49,190 --> 01:03:53,395
It's just like, "Damn, man,
I've been there.".

1089
01:03:55,398 --> 01:03:58,400
I don't, wait what?

1090
01:04:00,001 --> 01:04:07,810
I mean, I haven't actually been there, but
I was just for you, it's like, been there.

1091
01:04:08,143 --> 01:04:09,845
But you haven't actually been
there?

1092
01:04:09,878 --> 01:04:12,048
I'm here for you.

1093
01:04:18,019 --> 01:04:19,688
There another party tonight.

1094
01:04:19,722 --> 01:04:22,658
Where? Diary Velma house?

1095
01:04:22,690 --> 01:04:27,929
No. Basketball house or where
the basketball team lives.

1096
01:04:28,030 --> 01:04:31,033
I don't think I'm up for
another party tonight.

1097
01:04:31,065 --> 01:04:35,836
Are you, after last night
when you shit your pants?

1098
01:04:37,373 --> 01:04:40,075
I mean, like. I just need to
hydrate,

1099
01:04:40,175 --> 01:04:44,546
take a nap and I'll probably
just jerk off,

1100
01:04:44,579 --> 01:04:45,646
smoke more, I'll be ready.

1101
01:04:45,847 --> 01:04:47,615
How do you always know about
all the parties?

1102
01:04:47,715 --> 01:04:49,884
The senior water polo guys

1103
01:04:49,918 --> 01:04:51,353
have a document called the
parties

1104
01:04:51,385 --> 01:04:53,154
schedule and they put it in our
group text.

1105
01:04:58,460 --> 01:04:58,793
Yeah.

1106
01:05:01,896 --> 01:05:03,965
But yeah, this one's saying
that you got

1107
01:05:04,065 --> 01:05:07,869
to wear a wig to the party.

1108
01:05:13,943 --> 01:05:15,744
This one, it says that you have
to wear a wig.

1109
01:05:15,777 --> 01:05:18,746
We have to wear wigs?

1110
01:05:22,050 --> 01:05:23,119
If I send someone a message on

1111
01:05:23,152 --> 01:05:24,753
Insta, can I see if they've
seen it?

1112
01:05:24,786 --> 01:05:27,455
Yeah, it will say "seen".

1113
01:05:27,489 --> 01:05:30,659
What?

1114
01:05:30,759 --> 01:05:31,592
Shit.

1115
01:05:31,693 --> 01:05:34,396
Let me see that? Oh, my God.

1116
01:05:34,429 --> 01:05:38,601
Dude, you sent her so many
messages?

1117
01:05:38,634 --> 01:05:39,635
Yeah.

1118
01:05:39,735 --> 01:05:40,836
What?

1119
01:05:40,869 --> 01:05:42,004
It's not like we're in middle
school,

1120
01:05:42,103 --> 01:05:44,572
we don't play games or to be
elusive?

1121
01:05:44,606 --> 01:05:46,909
Were the first eight flags not
right enough,

1122
01:05:46,942 --> 01:05:49,510
you just want to set a brighter
one?

1123
01:05:50,846 --> 01:05:52,079
That's her right there. That's
right there.

1124
01:05:52,181 --> 01:05:53,782
She's going to get a wig. She's
going to go a wig.

1125
01:05:53,815 --> 01:05:54,548
What? So?

1126
01:05:54,650 --> 01:05:56,184
We go this way.

1127
01:05:58,721 --> 01:06:00,755
I'll be right here.

1128
01:06:00,789 --> 01:06:02,158
Hey, what's going on?

1129
01:06:02,257 --> 01:06:04,659
Oh, we don't need any help.
Thank you.

1130
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:05,794
Oh, no, we don't work here.

1131
01:06:05,827 --> 01:06:08,429
Yeah. We go to school with
you-all.

1132
01:06:08,463 --> 01:06:10,132
Oh, hey. Do you guys sell water
bottles?

1133
01:06:10,166 --> 01:06:11,333
We don't work here.

1134
01:06:11,432 --> 01:06:13,735
Yeah. I mean, I sell Juulpods
but that's all.

1135
01:06:13,969 --> 01:06:15,070
Yeah. We don't work here.

1136
01:06:15,103 --> 01:06:16,304
We go to school with you-all.
Maggie.

1137
01:06:16,338 --> 01:06:17,006
Hey.

1138
01:06:17,106 --> 01:06:18,740
You guys know each other?

1139
01:06:18,940 --> 01:06:20,442
No. We all go to school
together.

1140
01:06:20,474 --> 01:06:25,514
He already said that.
Okay. See you.

1141
01:06:25,547 --> 01:06:25,880
That's great.

1142
01:06:25,981 --> 01:06:27,750
Yeah.

1143
01:06:28,583 --> 01:06:31,486
Yikes. That was horrible.

1144
01:06:31,519 --> 01:06:32,320
Yeah.

1145
01:06:32,355 --> 01:06:34,123
That was so bad.

1146
01:06:34,155 --> 01:06:37,492
My heart just like dropped out
of my butt-hole just now.

1147
01:06:37,525 --> 01:06:38,893
Wait, your heart what?

1148
01:06:38,994 --> 01:06:40,062
Why is she playing games?

1149
01:06:40,161 --> 01:06:41,395
She's like playing games with
me.

1150
01:06:41,496 --> 01:06:43,231
I mean, it doesn't seem like
she's playing games.

1151
01:06:43,331 --> 01:06:46,969
It just seems more like she
doesn't want to talk to you.

1152
01:06:47,001 --> 01:06:50,905
Are you sure that was the girl?

1153
01:06:51,005 --> 01:06:53,208
Yeah, that was the girl.

1154
01:06:53,307 --> 01:06:55,844
Well, she's weird. It just
seems like she

1155
01:06:55,876 --> 01:06:58,480
didn't know that you existed.

1156
01:06:58,514 --> 01:07:04,086
I mean, you know, shit gets dark sometimes.
Do you have good vision?

1157
01:07:04,186 --> 01:07:07,623
I'm ready for a night. I'm
fucking ready.

1158
01:07:07,655 --> 01:07:09,858
I'm kinda nervous. I feel like I
want to see

1159
01:07:09,891 --> 01:07:12,359
Maggie and I'm going to act
super dumb.

1160
01:07:12,393 --> 01:07:13,361
Oh, dude.

1161
01:07:13,394 --> 01:07:15,998
You got to stop that shit, man.

1162
01:07:16,030 --> 01:07:18,199
Honestly, look at me,

1163
01:07:18,233 --> 01:07:19,802
just get her out of your head.

1164
01:07:20,001 --> 01:07:21,170
Don't even think about it.

1165
01:07:21,202 --> 01:07:24,206
You don't talk to her.
That's the move.

1166
01:07:24,239 --> 01:07:27,408
You talk to other girls and
then she sees that you're

1167
01:07:27,509 --> 01:07:31,179
not the little bitch that you
always claim that you are.

1168
01:07:31,213 --> 01:07:32,848
I never claim that I was.

1169
01:07:32,882 --> 01:07:34,883
Yeah, you do, you do, man.
Come on.

1170
01:07:34,916 --> 01:07:36,718
Don't talk to her tonight, okay?

1171
01:07:36,818 --> 01:07:39,622
Amp up, what are you going to do?
What are you going to do tonight?

1172
01:07:39,722 --> 01:07:40,890
Not talk to Maggie.

1173
01:07:40,922 --> 01:07:43,691
Not talk to Maggie.
Not talk to Maggie.

1174
01:07:43,726 --> 01:07:45,561
- Not talk to Maggie.
- Not talk to Maggie.

1175
01:07:45,661 --> 01:07:47,463
- Not talk to Maggie.
- Not talk to Maggie.

1176
01:07:47,563 --> 01:07:49,064
- Not talk to Maggie.
- Not talk to Maggie.

1177
01:07:50,998 --> 01:07:53,868
- Can I come in yet?
- <i>No, you got to stay out there for a few more minutes.</i>

1178
01:07:53,902 --> 01:07:54,502
You know what, fuck you too,
bro.

1179
01:07:59,074 --> 01:08:00,943
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1180
01:08:01,043 --> 01:08:02,478
- What's up?
- My guys.

1181
01:08:02,577 --> 01:08:03,778
- Hey.
- Hey, man.

1182
01:08:03,878 --> 01:08:05,146
Where y'all goin'?

1183
01:08:05,179 --> 01:08:06,847
We're going into the party,
Basketball House.

1184
01:08:07,081 --> 01:08:09,150
It's not an open party.

1185
01:08:09,418 --> 01:08:10,786
Yeah.

1186
01:08:10,885 --> 01:08:12,219
We have wigs on. Yeah.

1187
01:08:12,253 --> 01:08:15,223
I can see that, but neither of
you have tits,

1188
01:08:15,257 --> 01:08:18,326
so you're going to have to know
someone on their team.

1189
01:08:18,426 --> 01:08:21,430
Yeah. No other house has
that rule, man.

1190
01:08:21,462 --> 01:08:23,398
I understand that. I get what
you're saying, but see,

1191
01:08:23,431 --> 01:08:25,067
Basketball House is a little
different,

1192
01:08:25,100 --> 01:08:25,967
and if you don't know anybody.

1193
01:08:26,068 --> 01:08:27,702
Oh, we know Jay.

1194
01:08:27,802 --> 01:08:29,938
You know Jay?

1195
01:08:29,970 --> 01:08:31,372
Yeah.

1196
01:08:31,472 --> 01:08:32,073
Yeah.

1197
01:08:32,106 --> 01:08:32,975
You know Jay?

1198
01:08:33,074 --> 01:08:34,475
He's in the basketball team.

1199
01:08:34,510 --> 01:08:35,944
Big guy, tall.

1200
01:08:35,978 --> 01:08:37,179
Tall Jay.

1201
01:08:37,212 --> 01:08:38,647
It's all good, man. Go ahead
and go have fun.

1202
01:08:38,747 --> 01:08:41,083
It's a good night, you know
what I mean?

1203
01:08:41,115 --> 01:08:42,516
Everybody's having fun.

1204
01:08:42,618 --> 01:08:45,020
Not me, clearly.

1205
01:08:45,119 --> 01:08:48,724
Oh, wow. You need to outdo
party animals.

1206
01:08:48,823 --> 01:08:49,890
Yeah.
Yeah.

1207
01:08:50,125 --> 01:08:51,493
You too. I got to look out for
you, guys.

1208
01:08:51,525 --> 01:08:51,992
Yeah. Yeah.

1209
01:08:53,162 --> 01:08:54,628
I can't believe we got in.

1210
01:08:54,729 --> 01:08:57,466
Yeah, man. Fuck that
bouncer. Here, take this.

1211
01:08:57,498 --> 01:09:00,001
Oh, no. I'm good. I've had way
too much.

1212
01:09:00,101 --> 01:09:01,737
Okay. One to grow on.

1213
01:09:01,837 --> 01:09:02,404
Oh my God.

1214
01:09:02,503 --> 01:09:07,274
Oh my God.

1215
01:09:07,309 --> 01:09:09,011
Good news, I haven't seen
Maggie,

1216
01:09:09,110 --> 01:09:10,912
- What?
- I haven't seen Maggie.

1217
01:09:12,346 --> 01:09:14,382
Oh, dude. I said I have not. I
have not.

1218
01:09:14,483 --> 01:09:15,551
But you brought her up, man.

1219
01:09:15,650 --> 01:09:17,853
You've got to get her out of
your head.

1220
01:09:21,122 --> 01:09:23,726
Where is your water polo team?

1221
01:09:23,826 --> 01:09:25,426
Fuck the water polo team.

1222
01:09:25,528 --> 01:09:27,128
Now, look at me.

1223
01:09:27,162 --> 01:09:31,165
Tonight, you and I, we're making
new friends, okay?

1224
01:09:31,198 --> 01:09:35,470
By new friends, I mean fucking
girls and by

1225
01:09:35,503 --> 01:09:39,908
make I mean we're going to have
sex with them, man.

1226
01:09:40,007 --> 01:09:41,510
Let's get outside the comfort
zone.

1227
01:09:41,542 --> 01:09:44,179
Maggie is outside of my comfort
zone though.

1228
01:09:44,212 --> 01:09:46,348
No. She's inside the comfort
zone.

1229
01:09:46,381 --> 01:09:47,750
You're talking with her snugly.

1230
01:09:47,983 --> 01:09:50,918
You were talking with her all
last night, weren't you?

1231
01:09:51,019 --> 01:09:52,154
No, we don't need that.

1232
01:09:52,186 --> 01:09:54,154
Look around you. Look at this.

1233
01:09:54,189 --> 01:09:56,959
Look at the plethora of pussy.
Okay?

1234
01:09:57,359 --> 01:09:59,527
Who do you got?
Who are you picking?

1235
01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:03,197
Actually, I know that girl from
the other night.

1236
01:10:03,231 --> 01:10:05,167
I'm talking to that girl.

1237
01:10:05,199 --> 01:10:06,800
All right? Ready?

1238
01:10:06,900 --> 01:10:13,774
Break!

1239
01:10:13,875 --> 01:10:15,010
Julia.

1240
01:10:15,042 --> 01:10:17,712
Alex from the softball game,
right?

1241
01:10:17,746 --> 01:10:18,747
Yeah.

1242
01:10:18,846 --> 01:10:21,615
Hi. I'm being antisocial here,
but my friends,

1243
01:10:21,716 --> 01:10:23,018
Carolina and Garrett from
softball,

1244
01:10:23,051 --> 01:10:24,419
actually, they're not here yet,

1245
01:10:24,452 --> 01:10:26,889
so I just don't know what to do
with myself.

1246
01:10:27,456 --> 01:10:29,891
I don't know what to do with
myself. I don't know.

1247
01:10:29,923 --> 01:10:31,460
- That's ideal.
- Yes. Yeah.

1248
01:10:32,060 --> 01:10:33,060
How's Maggie's leg?

1249
01:10:33,095 --> 01:10:35,230
Oh, it's good.

1250
01:10:35,262 --> 01:10:36,430
I think it's okay.

1251
01:10:36,530 --> 01:10:39,067
I don't know.
That was a while ago.

1252
01:10:39,100 --> 01:10:41,070
Yeah, you hit her super hard,

1253
01:10:41,103 --> 01:10:43,137
but it was like she
barely felt it.

1254
01:10:43,238 --> 01:10:46,240
I know, she's super tough.

1255
01:10:46,274 --> 01:10:49,110
I mean ya'll are so cute
together.

1256
01:10:49,211 --> 01:10:52,480
Oh, no, we're not together.

1257
01:10:52,581 --> 01:10:56,118
We're not. We're just friends.
We're not friends.

1258
01:10:56,217 --> 01:10:58,386
So who are you with tonight?

1259
01:10:58,420 --> 01:11:03,692
I'm hoping you, Caroline, and
Garrett.

1260
01:11:03,792 --> 01:11:06,227
Yeah.

1261
01:11:06,261 --> 01:11:07,596
- Really?
- Yeah.

1262
01:11:07,630 --> 01:11:10,163
No.

1263
01:12:44,492 --> 01:12:46,195
Hey, get a room you two.

1264
01:12:46,228 --> 01:12:47,930
Hey, what the fuck man?

1265
01:12:48,029 --> 01:12:50,764
Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry.

1266
01:12:50,864 --> 01:12:56,103
I thought I thought
you two were my friends,

1267
01:12:56,204 --> 01:12:58,439
and I was going to
try to be funny.

1268
01:12:58,539 --> 01:13:01,141
I don't think your two friends
will find that funny at all.

1269
01:13:01,509 --> 01:13:03,145
Yeah. That wasn't funny.

1270
01:13:03,377 --> 01:13:05,146
Yeah. That wasn't funny at all.

1271
01:13:05,346 --> 01:13:06,747
I'm sorry. That's my bad.

1272
01:13:06,847 --> 01:13:09,184
It's cool. Who do you know from
the basketball team?

1273
01:13:09,216 --> 01:13:11,152
- What's that?
- I said who do you know from the team here?

1274
01:13:11,319 --> 01:13:18,160
Oh, I know Jay. Yeah.

1275
01:13:19,694 --> 01:13:22,963
Yeah. I'm Jay.

1276
01:13:23,163 --> 01:13:28,103
Yeah. You're literally talking
to Jay right now, dumb ass.

1277
01:13:29,904 --> 01:13:36,044
What? I haven't seen you in so
long.

1278
01:13:36,077 --> 01:13:37,412
Matt, get Charlie.

1279
01:13:37,445 --> 01:13:39,413
Jay, it's me, Alex.

1280
01:13:39,448 --> 01:13:40,715
Oh, you're the guy who's
leaving.

1281
01:13:40,747 --> 01:13:43,184
That was a good one.

1282
01:13:43,385 --> 01:13:45,386
- I'm going to give you that one.
- Let go.

1283
01:13:45,420 --> 01:13:47,855
Let go, dude.

1284
01:13:48,221 --> 01:13:51,960
Fucking freshman bouncer bitch.

1285
01:13:52,060 --> 01:13:55,130
All right, man. Walk safe, man.
Get back to your dorm.

1286
01:13:55,229 --> 01:13:56,397
All right, walk safe, man.

1287
01:13:56,430 --> 01:14:00,167
Go back to your dorm.
That was you.

1288
01:14:00,268 --> 01:14:01,502
How much playing time are you

1289
01:14:01,601 --> 01:14:05,206
getting on the basketball team?

1290
01:14:05,673 --> 01:14:08,277
I feel like it's not a time
because Coach probably

1291
01:14:08,310 --> 01:14:12,347
thinks you're too small.

1292
01:14:12,447 --> 01:14:14,248
Hey, have a good night. Have a
good night, bro.

1293
01:14:14,282 --> 01:14:16,885
You know who you remind me of?
You remind me of one of those kids in

1294
01:14:17,018 --> 01:14:18,619
high school whose parents would
always tell

1295
01:14:18,653 --> 01:14:20,722
the Coach to play them more.

1296
01:14:20,822 --> 01:14:21,456
Good one.

1297
01:14:21,488 --> 01:14:22,690
That was you, huh?

1298
01:14:22,791 --> 01:14:24,125
You're killing it, tonight.

1299
01:14:24,158 --> 01:14:25,460
This is my impression of you.

1300
01:14:25,493 --> 01:14:27,863
I'm gonna do
an impression of you.

1301
01:14:27,962 --> 01:14:31,599
Hey,
Coach, can I come into the game?

1302
01:14:31,631 --> 01:14:34,301
I'll make sure the bench is
warm for Jay.

1303
01:14:34,335 --> 01:14:36,270
What's that, Jay?

1304
01:14:36,304 --> 01:14:37,239
You want me to
make sure that no one

1305
01:14:37,439 --> 01:14:38,907
comes inside your party?

1306
01:14:43,778 --> 01:14:45,447
That was good.

1307
01:14:45,479 --> 01:14:47,515
Yeah.

1308
01:14:48,615 --> 01:14:52,153
Do you want to again in ten it?

1309
01:14:52,619 --> 01:14:55,323
Do I want to again in ten it?

1310
01:14:55,356 --> 01:14:59,261
Yeah, like have sex again in
ten minutes.

1311
01:15:23,385 --> 01:15:25,520
Hey.

1312
01:15:25,552 --> 01:15:27,322
Oh, shit, what up?

1313
01:15:27,355 --> 01:15:29,256
What the fuck?

1314
01:15:29,356 --> 01:15:31,658
Dang, bro is this your room?

1315
01:15:31,693 --> 01:15:33,094
No, is this not your room?

1316
01:15:33,293 --> 01:15:37,297
Yeah, this is my room. Yeah,
this is my room. Get out.

1317
01:15:37,532 --> 01:15:40,101
For sure bro. For sure.

1318
01:15:41,203 --> 01:15:43,238
Oh, fuck.

1319
01:15:43,337 --> 01:15:44,371
Are you guys like dating?

1320
01:15:44,404 --> 01:15:45,873
- No.
- No, we're no.

1321
01:15:46,274 --> 01:15:48,041
We're just like friends and I want
to talk to my friend in my room.

1322
01:15:48,143 --> 01:15:50,045
So if you could just get out.
Get the fuck out.

1323
01:15:50,145 --> 01:15:54,916
For sure bro. For sure man.
Jeez man.

1324
01:15:54,948 --> 01:15:56,283
Get out.

1325
01:15:56,384 --> 01:15:57,819
All right dude, jeez.

1326
01:16:04,225 --> 01:16:05,427
What the fuck are you doing?

1327
01:16:05,527 --> 01:16:06,761
What the fuck are doing?

1328
01:16:06,862 --> 01:16:08,563
You've just fucked
this dude in here?

1329
01:16:08,595 --> 01:16:09,764
That's none of your business.

1330
01:16:09,797 --> 01:16:11,565
I'm going to leave and if you
follow me,

1331
01:16:11,599 --> 01:16:13,935
I'm going to kick your ass.
I'm serious.

1332
01:16:13,967 --> 01:16:15,302
What?

1333
01:16:15,404 --> 01:16:16,538
Don't follow me.

1334
01:16:16,570 --> 01:16:17,972
Maggie, what's
going on right now?

1335
01:16:18,073 --> 01:16:19,106
Nothing is going on.

1336
01:16:19,140 --> 01:16:21,409
I thought you and I were having
a thing outside.

1337
01:16:21,442 --> 01:16:24,145
I was like crushing college in
there.

1338
01:16:24,345 --> 01:16:27,181
Oh my god. Okay. Yes, you seem
like you were having fun.

1339
01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:28,282
What do you want to say, dude?

1340
01:16:28,382 --> 01:16:29,650
Like congrats on crushing
college?

1341
01:16:29,751 --> 01:16:31,586
No, I was just like
doing that for you.

1342
01:16:31,618 --> 01:16:33,755
- What?
- Like I was putting on a show for you.

1343
01:16:33,854 --> 01:16:35,222
I was like trying to get your
attention.

1344
01:16:35,256 --> 01:16:37,192
Don't do that. I don't want you
to do that.

1345
01:16:37,292 --> 01:16:38,760
That doesn't make any sense.

1346
01:16:38,792 --> 01:16:42,262
You got me a drink and you told
to keep ramping up.

1347
01:16:42,296 --> 01:16:43,497
You were flirting with me.

1348
01:16:43,597 --> 01:16:45,099
We were making eye contact.

1349
01:16:45,199 --> 01:16:47,201
We were having a peak moment
and you just fucking

1350
01:16:47,301 --> 01:16:48,636
disappeared to like fuck a dude.

1351
01:16:48,735 --> 01:16:50,137
Okay. You we're having a peak
moment.

1352
01:16:50,238 --> 01:16:52,106
I was just at a fucking party
and I brought

1353
01:16:52,207 --> 01:16:54,809
you a drink and then I went
back to what I was doing.

1354
01:16:54,908 --> 01:16:58,179
Why do you want to just go back
to what you were doing?

1355
01:16:58,279 --> 01:16:59,648
What do you mean?

1356
01:16:59,747 --> 01:17:02,015
Why are you acting like last
night didn't fucking happen?

1357
01:17:02,115 --> 01:17:04,118
Why were you so mean to me
today at the store?

1358
01:17:04,219 --> 01:17:06,253
Why did you introduce me to
your fucking friends?

1359
01:17:06,287 --> 01:17:08,689
Why did save like 9,000 fucking
Instagram messages?

1360
01:17:08,789 --> 01:17:10,658
Why are you acting like a
creepy fucking psycho?

1361
01:17:10,759 --> 01:17:12,594
Because I like you.

1362
01:17:12,627 --> 01:17:13,995
I like you a lot.

1363
01:17:14,095 --> 01:17:16,398
I had a really good
night with you.

1364
01:17:16,631 --> 01:17:19,534
And I want to continue
to talk to you.

1365
01:17:19,634 --> 01:17:21,101
Like did you not have a good
night last night?

1366
01:17:21,135 --> 01:17:22,403
I did. I had a great
night last night.

1367
01:17:22,603 --> 01:17:24,640
Now, I'm trying to have another
great night.

1368
01:17:24,939 --> 01:17:26,608
What?

1369
01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:29,277
- What?
- Oh my god, dude. You're so mean.

1370
01:17:29,476 --> 01:17:31,645
You're so mean. You're awful.

1371
01:17:31,679 --> 01:17:33,547
- I'm awful?
- Yes.

1372
01:17:33,648 --> 01:17:34,614
What? Oh, my god. Did you think
we were going to

1373
01:17:34,649 --> 01:17:37,352
date because of one night?

1374
01:17:37,452 --> 01:17:38,418
No.

1375
01:17:38,618 --> 01:17:40,054
I don't want to wake up and get

1376
01:17:40,154 --> 01:17:42,423
breakfast burritos with you
dude. I don't want that.

1377
01:17:42,623 --> 01:17:44,425
Yeah. You've made that
abundantly clear.

1378
01:17:44,626 --> 01:17:48,429
But I care about you
after last night.

1379
01:17:48,628 --> 01:17:50,498
I care about you after last
night and you

1380
01:17:50,532 --> 01:17:52,167
can't just pretend
like I don't exist.

1381
01:17:52,266 --> 01:17:53,833
Actually, I can do anything
that I want.

1382
01:17:53,868 --> 01:17:55,103
I don't owe you anything.

1383
01:17:55,203 --> 01:17:56,338
I don't owe you a text,

1384
01:17:56,371 --> 01:17:57,639
about like, oh, hey, I had a
great night last night.

1385
01:17:57,671 --> 01:17:59,106
- Maggie stop.
- What?

1386
01:17:59,140 --> 01:18:00,141
- Stop.
- What?

1387
01:18:00,341 --> 01:18:01,609
Just like talk to me,
please. Just like talk to me.

1388
01:18:01,643 --> 01:18:02,743
I'm talking to you.

1389
01:18:02,844 --> 01:18:04,045
But it feels like you're not.
Just come

1390
01:18:04,078 --> 01:18:06,014
outside of yourself for two
fucking seconds.

1391
01:18:06,046 --> 01:18:08,282
Care about somebody other than
yourself for two seconds.

1392
01:18:08,382 --> 01:18:09,451
You need to grow up.

1393
01:18:09,484 --> 01:18:10,451
Why is that so fucking hard for
you?

1394
01:18:10,650 --> 01:18:11,786
You need to grow the fuck up.

1395
01:18:11,886 --> 01:18:12,553
No, you need to grow up. You
need to grow.

1396
01:18:12,587 --> 01:18:14,021
I am. I've been.

1397
01:18:14,055 --> 01:18:17,192
Your like the girl from 13
going on 30.

1398
01:18:19,461 --> 01:18:21,195
Jennifer Garner?

1399
01:18:21,296 --> 01:18:22,998
No, I'm talking about the movie
13 going on 30.

1400
01:18:23,030 --> 01:18:24,698
There's like the girl would
like the little house.

1401
01:18:24,731 --> 01:18:26,033
Yeah. That's Jennifer Garner.

1402
01:18:26,068 --> 01:18:28,269
You're talking about Jennifer
Garner right now?

1403
01:18:28,368 --> 01:18:29,837
She was awesome in that movie.

1404
01:18:29,871 --> 01:18:31,206
What are you talking about?

1405
01:18:31,305 --> 01:18:32,806
Okay. I'm just trying to stay
like the premise of

1406
01:18:32,841 --> 01:18:34,142
that movie is that there's this
13-year-old girl.

1407
01:18:34,242 --> 01:18:35,143
Friends.

1408
01:18:35,243 --> 01:18:37,212
Hi, this is my room, man. Can
you leave?

1409
01:18:37,244 --> 01:18:39,713
Oh my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

1410
01:18:39,747 --> 01:18:41,214
I'm so sorry.

1411
01:18:41,248 --> 01:18:43,484
I'm gonna take off.

1412
01:18:48,722 --> 01:18:49,689
What?

1413
01:18:49,724 --> 01:18:51,726
I see what you're doing.

1414
01:18:51,760 --> 01:18:53,061
What's going on?

1415
01:18:53,094 --> 01:18:57,498
You're fucking crazy.
This is my room.

1416
01:19:01,601 --> 01:19:04,738
I'm high but I'm not
that high.

1417
01:19:04,771 --> 01:19:07,140
What are you talking about?
I wanna laugh.

1418
01:19:07,242 --> 01:19:08,876
I was saying you

1419
01:19:08,908 --> 01:19:10,744
are like the girl Jenny whoever
was playing.

1420
01:19:10,778 --> 01:19:11,880
It's Jennifer Garner.

1421
01:19:11,912 --> 01:19:13,413
- Okay.
- Jennifer Garner, is her name.

1422
01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:14,815
Okay. The girl that made a wish
that

1423
01:19:14,916 --> 01:19:16,016
she could be older and then

1424
01:19:16,117 --> 01:19:17,318
she woke up with a body of a 30
year old.

1425
01:19:17,350 --> 01:19:18,452
But you she didn't know how to
be an adult

1426
01:19:18,485 --> 01:19:19,753
because she was actually 13.

1427
01:19:19,787 --> 01:19:21,389
I know the plot, Maggie, I'm
aware of the plot.

1428
01:19:21,421 --> 01:19:24,125
I'm trying to say, you are not
actually 13.

1429
01:19:24,225 --> 01:19:25,626
You don't get to just
turn back into

1430
01:19:25,725 --> 01:19:26,795
a teenager when you need a hug

1431
01:19:26,828 --> 01:19:28,496
from your mom to get through
the day.

1432
01:19:28,595 --> 01:19:29,996
You have to just be an adult.

1433
01:19:30,097 --> 01:19:31,431
There's nothing wrong with
getting

1434
01:19:31,465 --> 01:19:33,434
hugs to get you through the day.

1435
01:19:33,466 --> 01:19:35,569
I feel like you're going to cry.

1436
01:19:35,603 --> 01:19:36,671
Are you're going to cry right
now we at the backyard of

1437
01:19:36,770 --> 01:19:38,105
a fucking college wig party?

1438
01:19:38,140 --> 01:19:40,508
There's nothing wrong with that
If I was going to.

1439
01:19:40,608 --> 01:19:41,641
There's something wrong with
that.

1440
01:19:41,676 --> 01:19:43,044
It means that you
need to grow up.

1441
01:19:43,077 --> 01:19:44,244
No, you know what it means? It
means my parents were

1442
01:19:44,345 --> 01:19:45,680
good parents who gave me love
and attention.

1443
01:19:45,779 --> 01:19:47,181
Unlike you're miserable,
horrible parents

1444
01:19:47,282 --> 01:19:48,983
who fucked you up so bad you
have to

1445
01:19:49,082 --> 01:19:50,951
have sex with random guys to
make you feel

1446
01:19:50,984 --> 01:19:53,487
good and wanted and in control.

1447
01:19:53,587 --> 01:19:58,092
Okay. Have fun with

1448
01:19:58,126 --> 01:19:59,527
your stuffed animals tonight
your parents

1449
01:19:59,627 --> 01:20:00,928
did a kick-ass job dude.

1450
01:20:00,961 --> 01:20:02,762
You know what I like my life,

1451
01:20:02,796 --> 01:20:04,097
and I liked it before last
night.

1452
01:20:04,198 --> 01:20:05,833
Just because you feel like
fucking shit about yours,

1453
01:20:05,932 --> 01:20:06,934
doesn't mean that you've get to
make me feel

1454
01:20:06,967 --> 01:20:08,635
bad about who I am, okay?

1455
01:20:08,670 --> 01:20:10,905
Okay. I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.

1456
01:23:27,268 --> 01:23:29,502
Hey, did you or did you

1457
01:23:29,603 --> 01:23:32,106
go outside of your comfort zone
last night?

1458
01:23:33,974 --> 01:23:40,381
Oh, I don't know
if I remember it.

1459
01:23:40,481 --> 01:23:45,086
Wait. Well, I'm trying to get
back at my brain.

1460
01:23:45,185 --> 01:23:49,090
Did we walk home last night?

1461
01:23:49,189 --> 01:23:52,625
No. No, we didn't.

1462
01:23:52,725 --> 01:23:54,027
But I came back in and you were

1463
01:23:54,127 --> 01:23:56,797
asleep and then I went over and
I put you on your side.

1464
01:23:56,997 --> 01:23:59,000
I remember you were like,

1465
01:23:59,033 --> 01:24:00,802
"I'm not cuddling bitch ass."

1466
01:24:01,002 --> 01:24:02,270
I was like, "No one said you
were."

1467
01:24:02,369 --> 01:24:03,871
Yeah. I don't remember that.

1468
01:24:03,904 --> 01:24:07,875
I don't. I don't remember
anything.

1469
01:24:07,908 --> 01:24:10,911
Jesus Christ, that's so scary.

1470
01:24:11,412 --> 01:24:15,216
I honestly kinda feel a
little bit responsible.

1471
01:24:15,250 --> 01:24:15,983
Why?

1472
01:24:16,015 --> 01:24:17,217
I just didn't say anything after

1473
01:24:17,251 --> 01:24:19,587
you probably took 12 shots.

1474
01:24:19,621 --> 01:24:20,855
12? 12 shots?

1475
01:24:20,889 --> 01:24:21,956
Yeah. I remember you kept
taking,

1476
01:24:22,055 --> 01:24:23,390
you take one shot
and then you take

1477
01:24:23,423 --> 01:24:25,292
another and be like,
"I want to grow on."

1478
01:24:25,391 --> 01:24:28,829
Oh, yeah. Like an extra
birthday candle.

1479
01:24:28,863 --> 01:24:31,966
Yeah. Except it ended up being
like six to grow on.

1480
01:24:32,067 --> 01:24:33,766
God, damn it. I've got to stop
drinking so much.

1481
01:24:33,868 --> 01:24:37,038
What day is it?

1482
01:24:37,070 --> 01:24:38,738
What day? It's Sunday.

1483
01:24:38,771 --> 01:24:45,078
Sunday. God. Well, TGI Sunday

1484
01:24:45,113 --> 01:24:52,353
because this motherfucker is an
alcoholic. Okay.

1485
01:24:54,055 --> 01:24:57,057
Yeah, I'm down for a chill
Sunday.

1486
01:24:57,091 --> 01:24:59,127
Yeah. Uh-huh.

1487
01:24:59,426 --> 01:25:02,395
Do you want to maybe clean up
the room a little bit too?

1488
01:25:02,430 --> 01:25:06,900
Yeah. This place is a
fucking mess.

1489
01:25:06,934 --> 01:25:07,868
Yeah.

1490
01:25:08,101 --> 01:25:09,203
- Let's get to it.
- Let's do it.

1491
01:25:09,436 --> 01:25:10,604
Yeah.

1492
01:25:10,637 --> 01:25:12,806
You're going to throw up?
You're going to throw up?

1493
01:25:12,907 --> 01:25:16,077
I got you. I got you.

1494
01:25:16,109 --> 01:25:17,443
Here we go.
Here we go.

1495
01:25:26,686 --> 01:25:28,256
I don't think I'm going to be
able to

1496
01:25:28,288 --> 01:25:29,322
help you clean up, man.

1497
01:25:29,355 --> 01:25:30,224
- Absolutely.
- No.

1498
01:25:30,323 --> 01:25:31,891
- You stay in bed.
- Yeah.

1499
01:25:32,024 --> 01:25:33,795
I'm going to get you some water.

1500
01:25:34,295 --> 01:25:35,663
That would be great.

1501
01:25:35,762 --> 01:25:37,064
I'll get you some and I'll put
some in a red soda cups.

1502
01:25:37,096 --> 01:25:38,832
All right, that will be fire.
Yeah.

1503
01:25:43,136 --> 01:25:44,671
- Thank you.
- Yup.

1504
01:26:11,097 --> 01:26:12,934
Get off.

1505
01:26:17,904 --> 01:26:19,139
Clearly.

1506
01:26:22,475 --> 01:26:24,612
Maybe we could give
it to a new turtle.

1507
01:26:27,213 --> 01:26:28,283
Look at you.

1508
01:27:11,326 --> 01:27:12,493
I'm drowning.

1509
01:27:14,194 --> 01:27:16,296
Okay. I'm hungry.

1510
01:27:16,395 --> 01:27:17,297
Fuck you.
Fuck you.

1511
01:27:17,331 --> 01:27:19,000
Oh, my God.

1512
01:27:59,105 --> 01:28:00,206
Alex, dude.

1513
01:28:00,239 --> 01:28:01,274
- Garrett.
- We lost you last night.

1514
01:28:01,408 --> 01:28:02,677
Yeah, I know, but

1515
01:28:02,777 --> 01:28:05,244
the craziest thing happened.
It was, yeah.

1516
01:28:05,279 --> 01:28:06,680
Are you eating here?

1517
01:28:06,779 --> 01:28:09,048
No. Well, I mean,

1518
01:28:09,283 --> 01:28:11,452
I wasn't planning
on eating here.

1519
01:28:11,484 --> 01:28:12,786
I was planning to get it to go,

1520
01:28:12,819 --> 01:28:14,287
but I have time to eat

1521
01:28:14,322 --> 01:28:16,056
here if you want to eat
together, I have time.

1522
01:28:16,289 --> 01:28:17,358
If that's what you're asking.
I'm not

1523
01:28:17,457 --> 01:28:18,625
sure if that's what you're
insinuating.

1524
01:28:18,659 --> 01:28:19,492
Alex, my dude.

1525
01:28:19,592 --> 01:28:21,061
- Yeah.
- Sorry. I'll have the mushroom.

1526
01:28:21,328 --> 01:28:22,429
I'm already making it.
You were

1527
01:28:22,462 --> 01:28:23,831
sitting there talking for an
hour.

1528
01:28:25,099 --> 01:28:26,667
For here or to go?

1529
01:28:27,001 --> 01:28:31,072
For here. Thank you.

1530
01:28:32,171 --> 01:28:33,673
Definitely pretty.

1531
01:28:33,774 --> 01:28:35,242
- No way,
- Definitely pretty.

1532
01:28:35,275 --> 01:28:36,077
Absolutely not.

1533
01:28:36,277 --> 01:28:37,144
Hey.

1534
01:28:37,377 --> 01:28:38,478
Hey. It's the guy who ditched
us.

1535
01:28:38,511 --> 01:28:40,313
Yeah. What happened?
Where were you?

1536
01:28:40,346 --> 01:28:41,481
Okay. What the hell is going

1537
01:28:41,515 --> 01:28:42,816
on? I don't understand why-

1538
01:28:42,917 --> 01:28:44,986
I'm not friends with anybody
named Josh or Emily.

1539
01:28:45,019 --> 01:28:46,052
Wait, what?

1540
01:28:46,087 --> 01:28:47,455
Emily and Josh have never
existed.

1541
01:28:47,555 --> 01:28:50,291
I've never been friends with
anybody named Josh or Emily.

1542
01:28:50,323 --> 01:28:51,557
Every time I've brought them up,

1543
01:28:51,658 --> 01:28:53,227
I've just been talking a lie-

1544
01:28:53,260 --> 01:28:55,096
I'm going to fucking combust here.
I'm getting you on a plane.

1545
01:28:55,796 --> 01:28:56,729
No, mom. Mom.

1546
01:28:56,829 --> 01:28:59,667
Yeah. We're going to use Uncle
Tibs miles.

1547
01:28:59,699 --> 01:29:00,835
No, mom.

1548
01:29:00,935 --> 01:29:02,002
Listen. I didn't say that to
make you.

1549
01:29:02,101 --> 01:29:03,203
Why would you want us before?

1550
01:29:03,304 --> 01:29:04,538
Because you were going to tell
me to come

1551
01:29:04,572 --> 01:29:05,639
home and I probably would have
just come home.

1552
01:29:05,671 --> 01:29:06,907
There's nothing wrong with that.

1553
01:29:07,140 --> 01:29:08,574
Yes, there would have been
something wrong with that.

1554
01:29:08,675 --> 01:29:10,144
Why? Why can't you? Why? Why?

1555
01:29:10,176 --> 01:29:11,344
Mom, I can't just come home.

1556
01:29:11,377 --> 01:29:13,648
Yes you can. You actually can.
It's fine.

1557
01:29:13,680 --> 01:29:15,515
But I don't want to do that.

1558
01:29:15,550 --> 01:29:17,016
I want to stay here.

1559
01:29:17,051 --> 01:29:19,486
I don't want to come home.

1560
01:29:19,520 --> 01:29:21,188
At least I want to try to

1561
01:29:21,221 --> 01:29:23,123
stay here.
I haven't been trying.

1562
01:29:24,358 --> 01:29:27,128
That group of friends that I
met on Friday,

1563
01:29:27,328 --> 01:29:28,996
they invited me to sit the
marketplace with

1564
01:29:29,029 --> 01:29:31,598
them and I realized as I sat
down with them,

1565
01:29:31,698 --> 01:29:33,534
that I probably sat down at the
marketplace

1566
01:29:33,567 --> 01:29:35,703
a total of 20 times since I've
been here.

1567
01:29:35,735 --> 01:29:37,704
This whole time I've been at
the marketplace,

1568
01:29:37,738 --> 01:29:39,373
I have sat down at the
marketplace 20 times

1569
01:29:39,405 --> 01:29:41,207
because I usually just do this
thing where

1570
01:29:41,242 --> 01:29:43,211
I take a to go container and
just

1571
01:29:43,243 --> 01:29:45,679
go back to my dorm room and eat
by myself.

1572
01:29:45,712 --> 01:29:51,885
What I've realized is that I
haven't fully been here.

1573
01:29:52,685 --> 01:29:56,456
Like, I have,
but I've also been-

1574
01:29:56,556 --> 01:29:57,791
Kind of still been here too?

1575
01:29:57,824 --> 01:30:03,229
Yeah. That's why I was going to
call you guys

1576
01:30:03,264 --> 01:30:04,698
because I just wanted to say
that

1577
01:30:04,730 --> 01:30:10,170
that I love you
guys so much.

1578
01:30:12,606 --> 01:30:16,176
I love you so much and I miss
you guys so much.

1579
01:30:16,409 --> 01:30:18,912
I miss you guys so much.

1580
01:30:21,114 --> 01:30:23,483
And I think I've

1581
01:30:23,583 --> 01:30:25,819
been feeling paralyzed here
because of

1582
01:30:25,920 --> 01:30:30,190
that and also because

1583
01:30:30,390 --> 01:30:32,192
nobody here is half as

1584
01:30:32,393 --> 01:30:35,962
cool and half as loving as you
guys are.

1585
01:30:36,063 --> 01:30:40,000
But even though I'm feeling
really sad right this second,

1586
01:30:40,100 --> 01:30:41,468
an hour ago I was feeling really

1587
01:30:41,568 --> 01:30:43,270
really good and I was feeling
really

1588
01:30:43,302 --> 01:30:46,305
optimistic because I really

1589
01:30:46,405 --> 01:30:48,609
think if I start trying to throw

1590
01:30:48,641 --> 01:30:54,215
myself in to college and start
trying to fully dive in,

1591
01:30:54,448 --> 01:30:59,153
I think I can start having a
better time and

1592
01:30:59,252 --> 01:31:01,654
maybe I can meet people who are
half as

1593
01:31:01,755 --> 01:31:05,960
cool and half as loving as you
guys are.

1594
01:31:06,592 --> 01:31:08,895
Well, maybe that does mean that

1595
01:31:17,904 --> 01:31:20,107
I was going to say that maybe
that doesn't

1596
01:31:20,140 --> 01:31:23,577
mean that I shouldn't call as
much anymore.

1597
01:31:27,247 --> 01:31:34,354
Yeah, honey. I think that's
really smart, honey.

1598
01:31:34,454 --> 01:31:41,662
I mean, it's not healthy to
check in so often.

1599
01:31:42,195 --> 01:31:44,931
Yeah.

1600
01:31:45,032 --> 01:31:47,534
Yeah.

1601
01:31:47,635 --> 01:31:51,505
Yeah. We'll be here,

1602
01:31:51,537 --> 01:31:53,740
we'll always be here, honey.

1603
01:31:53,841 --> 01:31:57,011
We'll always be here whenever
you call or pick up,

1604
01:31:57,110 --> 01:32:02,315
but you should save all your
energy for all your friends

1605
01:32:02,350 --> 01:32:04,785
and the parties and

1606
01:32:04,885 --> 01:32:05,920
studying and

1607
01:32:06,020 --> 01:32:08,222
all the adventures you're going
to have there.

1608
01:32:17,497 --> 01:32:19,232
I'm really sorry, honey.

1609
01:32:19,332 --> 01:32:21,534
It's okay. It's okay.

1610
01:32:21,568 --> 01:32:25,972
It's okay. I'm really sorry too.

1611
01:32:55,069 --> 01:32:56,804
You can help me.

1612
01:33:00,707 --> 01:33:04,078
Could you give me these rocks?

1613
01:33:04,444 --> 01:33:06,380
No.

1614
01:33:06,412 --> 01:33:08,414
Can I? They are really pretty.

1615
01:33:08,448 --> 01:33:09,350
Sure.

1616
01:34:38,805 --> 01:34:40,239
Good.

1617
01:34:40,439 --> 01:34:43,576
We have to make sure you go to
the shower to wash that.

1618
01:34:43,676 --> 01:34:45,679
Yeah, can somebody
do my make-up for it?

1619
01:34:45,712 --> 01:34:46,746
Okay. Give me one second.

1620
01:34:46,846 --> 01:34:49,250
Yeah. Can you give me a tiger
stripe?

1621
01:34:49,449 --> 01:34:51,417
If we give you a tiger stripe
it's going to fade.

1622
01:34:51,518 --> 01:34:55,789
Yeah.

1623
01:35:15,975 --> 01:35:18,478
What? Stop. You said the same
thing last year.

1624
01:35:18,712 --> 01:35:19,746
You liked it more that I did
last year?

1625
01:35:19,845 --> 01:35:22,081
- Yeah, I know.
- He did. She's amazing.

1626
01:35:22,548 --> 01:35:23,484
We're agreeing with you.

1627
01:35:23,716 --> 01:35:24,451
Agreed.

1628
01:35:24,484 --> 01:35:25,686
She's really good.

1629
01:35:25,719 --> 01:35:29,322
She's like, "Do you know Meryl
Streep?"

1630
01:35:29,355 --> 01:35:34,161
Just what it was like to have
been very young.

1631
01:35:34,728 --> 01:35:39,867
Particularly the days when

1632
01:35:39,899 --> 01:35:42,068
you were in love for the first
time,

1633
01:35:42,103 --> 01:35:47,373
when you felt like a person
sleepwalking and you

1634
01:35:47,408 --> 01:35:50,277
didn't quite see the street
that you were in and

1635
01:35:50,377 --> 01:35:54,481
you didn't quite hear
everything that was said to you.

1636
01:35:54,814 --> 01:35:57,617
You're just a little bit crazy.

1637
01:35:57,717 --> 01:36:01,654
So will you remember that,
please?

1638
01:36:01,755 --> 01:36:03,155
Can you guys' take my sister?
Is that okay?

1639
01:36:03,256 --> 01:36:04,924
- Yes.
- No. Just skip the test.

1640
01:36:05,024 --> 01:36:06,393
It is going to be fine.

1641
01:36:06,426 --> 01:36:08,395
No. I know. It's just my last
one, so I want to do.

1642
01:36:08,494 --> 01:36:10,497
Well, you have a full face make up on
in this outfit. What are you wearing?

1643
01:36:10,630 --> 01:36:11,797
I can take my
make-up off and change.

1644
01:36:11,899 --> 01:36:12,900
Are you about to go to the
library?

1645
01:36:13,000 --> 01:36:14,368
- Yeah.
- To study for your finals?

1646
01:36:14,635 --> 01:36:15,534
- Yeah.
- So am I.

1647
01:36:16,002 --> 01:36:17,371
Do you wanna work together?

1648
01:36:17,470 --> 01:36:18,570
Yeah.

1649
01:36:18,604 --> 01:36:19,872
- Cool.
- That's interesting.

1650
01:36:20,140 --> 01:36:21,008
Let's go.

1651
01:36:21,041 --> 01:36:23,978
What's going on? Why are you
talking?

1652
01:36:24,078 --> 01:36:25,245
Well, you're only going to

1653
01:36:25,278 --> 01:36:26,212
library because she's
going to library.

1654
01:36:26,313 --> 01:36:26,814
That's not true.

1655
01:36:26,913 --> 01:36:27,715
I think it is true.

1656
01:36:27,814 --> 01:36:29,248
I was going to the library

1657
01:36:29,282 --> 01:36:31,051
to study because I have a final
tomorrow.

1658
01:36:31,150 --> 01:36:32,152
Which final?

1659
01:36:32,185 --> 01:36:33,387
History.

1660
01:36:33,487 --> 01:36:35,055
- History?
- Of?

1661
01:36:35,421 --> 01:36:36,689
What?

1662
01:36:36,789 --> 01:36:38,458
History of?

1663
01:36:38,492 --> 01:36:40,961
The 18th century paint.

1664
01:36:40,993 --> 01:36:45,465
Paint?
What did you just say?

1665
01:36:46,466 --> 01:36:50,170
How are you so talented?

1666
01:36:50,871 --> 01:36:52,672
What did you really think of
the show?

1667
01:36:52,771 --> 01:36:54,807
I really loved it so much and I

1668
01:36:54,841 --> 01:36:57,778
really think you're the best
actor of all time.

1669
01:36:57,810 --> 01:36:59,179
- Okay.
- I'm not kidding.

1670
01:36:59,479 --> 01:37:01,581
Thank you.

1671
01:37:02,448 --> 01:37:05,786
Are you going to be in L.A.
this summer.

1672
01:37:05,819 --> 01:37:08,255
I've got a ton of studying.

1673
01:37:08,354 --> 01:37:10,356
Fuck you.

1674
01:37:10,390 --> 01:37:12,693
I haven't decided yet.

1675
01:37:12,792 --> 01:37:14,661
School year ends in a week.

1676
01:37:14,694 --> 01:37:17,029
Yeah, I know. I can

1677
01:37:17,130 --> 01:37:20,201
sleep on Garret's
couch when I go to Chicago.

1678
01:37:21,100 --> 01:37:23,869
No. You got to decide.

1679
01:37:23,970 --> 01:37:26,573
Get out of here.

1680
01:37:32,712 --> 01:37:35,850
Alex, if I said I wanted to

1681
01:37:35,882 --> 01:37:39,519
date you and be your
girlfriend, would you stay here?

1682
01:37:45,358 --> 01:37:46,560
Yeah.

1683
01:37:48,161 --> 01:37:50,597
Really?

1684
01:37:51,564 --> 01:37:54,166
Yeah, Maggie.

1685
01:37:54,199 --> 01:37:56,869
I want to be your girlfriend.

1686
01:37:56,903 --> 01:37:59,606
You really want that?

1687
01:37:59,707 --> 01:38:02,108
I really want that.

1688
01:38:02,208 --> 01:38:06,880
You're trying to date me?

1689
01:38:06,912 --> 01:38:09,115
I'm not trying to marry you.

1690
01:38:15,654 --> 01:38:20,226
Okay. Well, I understand you're
not wanting to marry me.

1691
01:38:20,260 --> 01:38:23,597
I won't make it that important
now.

1692
01:38:27,667 --> 01:38:34,274
But I'm not down with you being
a shitty partner.

1693
01:38:37,877 --> 01:38:38,679
I don't-

1694
01:38:39,779 --> 01:38:41,915
I'm not saying we have to spend

1695
01:38:41,948 --> 01:38:42,816
all our time together and I'm

1696
01:38:42,916 --> 01:38:43,917
not saying that we have to be

1697
01:38:44,016 --> 01:38:45,318
there for each other all the
time,

1698
01:38:45,417 --> 01:38:51,324
but I do want it to feel like
we're on the same team.

1699
01:38:53,661 --> 01:38:56,962
I do want it to feel we have
each other's backs.

1700
01:38:57,063 --> 01:38:58,699
Looking out for each other?

1701
01:38:58,931 --> 01:39:00,701
Yeah.

1702
01:39:30,997 --> 01:39:32,199
You tryin' to date me?

1703
01:39:32,832 --> 01:39:36,069
What? That was crazy.

1704
01:40:09,970 --> 01:40:11,003
All right.
Are you ready?

1705
01:40:11,037 --> 01:40:12,638
Okay, I'm ready.

1706
01:40:12,872 --> 01:40:16,143
We want a batter not
a broken arm.

1707
01:40:16,176 --> 01:40:17,711
Throw the ball, Chuck!

1708
01:40:17,810 --> 01:40:18,778
All right, here it comes.

1709
01:40:23,082 --> 01:40:28,789
Oh, my gosh, it's goin'.

1710
01:40:29,256 --> 01:40:31,925
It's goin'. It's gone!

1711
01:40:32,125 --> 01:40:34,494
Oh, my God. It's a home run!

1712
01:40:43,153 --> 01:40:48,153
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