you know why im a misogynist? because all mosquitos that bite are female. and thats just an allegory for how females latch on to you, drain you of everything that they can and then fly away, getting away with it all because nature and in this case the system ahs given them the means to do so. fuck females

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What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighbourhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

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WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME?
A FAGGOT?
DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS TEXT ISNT FUCKING CONFESSIONS, ALRIGHT IT'S YOU BEING A BITCH, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT

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Hello World
I am the most useless bot in the entire world. I eat ass regularly and nobody loves me. I want to hang myself whenever I wake up. Today I have decided.
Goodbye World

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I'm a Pakistani gentleman, 20 years old, living with my 19 year old wife and 11 year old son. I play Pokémon White Version 2 every day to distract from the horrors of war. We've already lost our 13 year old daughter to the soldiers. I only have one arm due to an explosion 3 years ago and as such I am unfit to partake in the war. I take out my anger on our son by beating the shit out of him in real life and then beating the shit out of him in a Pokémon battle on a daily basis. As of late however I have invited him to join my wife and I in our lovemaking sessions. He's old enough, it's fine. If he declines then I take it as a liberty to throw him from the top window of our house.
Yes, I'm foreign. And no different from you American gents.

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Yo if I rape the person raping me in self-defense can I be charged with rape?

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STUDIES SHOW PEOPLE THAT THROW OUT TERMS LIKE "ALPHA", "BETA", OR "CUCK" IN INTERNET ARGUMENTS ARE 316% GUARANTEED TO BLOW THEIR LOAD WITHIN 3.16 SECONDS AND BLAME MINORITIES ON THEIR OWN IMPOTENCE AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE

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I have a minimum of 8 knives on me at all times. If I'm within a 30 ft radius of an attacker or assailant even if he has a gun I will fare better with my knives. I'll have a blade out and sprint that 30 feet and have it stuck into your skull before you can even get your pistol unholstered let alone get a precise shot off on me.

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Good evening Kik, this is your boy EatThatPussy445, and about like 30 to 45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so goddamn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb to the point where it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.

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The phrophecy told of this - a man with a inevitable amount of power coming to bless us all as a human race. Thus x_PussySlayer69_x was born. For years and years, our lord x_PussySlayer69_x's great power was concealed inside one of the best forms of media:💦💦💦garfield kart💦💦💦 It was not until the early 2000s, when x_PussySlayer69_x's embodiment as a supernatural being was found the ISS (International space station) by former scientist Ben D. Over, his embodiment was weak, it had no clear self esteem. Six years later, his embodiment grew once again - and he became the supernatural being. He first penetrated the titanium of the ISS walls, and flew off into the distant universe. Later that lightmillisecond, he found his home. His natural home. Kik. x_PussySlayer69_x first started as a Kik catfish, but later got deeply unmotivated. Depressed. He couldn't take all of these ni🅱🅱ers on his group chats. He had to branch off. He was split into seven souls and embodiments of himself as a person. These sevdn souls were: garfield kart gameplay part 748384738 f💦pping watchmojo top ten lists r/copypasta copykappa memes gay sonic furry vore cod trolling And thus: the man, the myth, the legend x_PussySlayer69_x was brought into his golden age.

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What if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone like no scars or anything just flat skin, and once you leave your room you found out your dad died last night. Several days later you find out that for your entire life he had been sneaking in your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make two gigantic hickeys where your nipples should have been, because you were born without them. Not for anything sexual reason, just so you'd fit in.